Are you Satisfy with your Bonus?

[siewjang]

Just got my pay slip :( This is the worst bonus I've got. Teruk-teruk also have 1.5 mths. This year only 1 month :(

[euj]

aiyoh...poor thing. so how? :(

[Roland_Tang]

I can't complain. We have a contractual 13th month bonus, that's all. Every year it's the same.

[daBoss]

I can't complain. We have a contractual 13th month bonus, that's all. Every year it's the same.
yep, same for me too - for the past 9-10 years, i have only gotten 1 month (contractual) bonus in december...

[TingMS]

yep, same for me too - for the past 9-10 years, i have only gotten 1 month (contractual) bonus in december...

As for me, from the 1st year with my present company, I had 3 monthes, hopefully this year will be at least the same...

:D

[Hisham]

I've been working since 1994 and I've never once received any bonus.... ever. :(

[KoChun]

Nooooooo... Belum dapat bonus lagi. :mad:

Got to wait till March. Anyone want to give me advanced bonus? :p

[Hisham]

Nooooooo... Belum dapat bonus lagi. :mad:

Got to wait till March. Anyone want to give me advanced bonus? :p

I got your bonus right here. (http://www.nestle.com.my/Nestle+And+You/Nestle+in+Your+Life/beverages/BONUS.htm)

[daBoss]

I've been working since 1994 and I've never once received any bonus.... ever. :(
everyone here can complain except for people like you - since you are your own boss... pay bonus oso masuk pocket sendiri... :)

[KoChun]

Ha ha, like that also can. Thanks for the BONUS, Hisham. :)

[daLady]

Just got my pay slip :( This is the worst bonus I've got. Teruk-teruk also have 1.5 mths. This year only 1 month :( I've never been satisfied with my bonus...I can always use more...

[daBoss]

I've never been satisfied with my bonus...I can always use more...
:D and me too...

[Dino]

Ok...i not only had not had a bonus since i started working here...but my pay has been stuck since i started working also. Salary and bonus freeze. I am sure i have the right to complain.

[daBoss]

Ok...i not only had not had a bonus since i started working here...but my pay has been stuck since i started working also. Salary and bonus freeze. I am sure i have the right to complain.
hey dino, better than no pay modding this forum... some more kena kutuk as the forum bad boy... :D

[LiLiaN]

hai, at least many of you got bonus... me on student grant, salary freeze for 3 years!!! :(
they think we student live on fresh air... not even a raise in accordance to inflation....

[Dino]

hey dino, better than no pay modding this forum... some more kena kutuk as the forum bad boy... :D

I am still waiting for my 20k salary from you ok!!

[daBoss]

hai, at least many of you got bonus... me on student grant, salary freeze for 3 years!!! :(
they think we student live on fresh air... not even a raise in accordance to inflation....
yeah... i wouldn't ever want to go back to live on a tudent grant... but is ure do miss the freedom i have as a student...

[LiLiaN]

I am still waiting for my 20k salary from you ok!!
and i wait for my addiction centre ang pow from dino.... :D

[daLady]

I am still waiting for my 20k salary from you ok!!
I'd be really happy if you get 20K salary from daBoss...coz it can only mean that I'm getting paid even more just for posting:D

[athena]

yeah... i wouldn't ever want to go back to live on a tudent grant... but is ure do miss the freedom i have as a student...
haha..somehow when i was a student, i felt i have more cash to spare la..:D

[ahbau]

bonus this year has been very good but then again my salary very low lah...

[kamkuey]

You should be happy that you guys got bonus. Some of us do not get any bonus at all!

[ahbau]

i guess i should be grateful.
i think all of us should be grateful that we have a job and are able to work for a living.

[KoChun]

AhBau, even if no bonus? I know we should be grateful, but human beings never complain too much one mah. Correct ah?

If you complain too much, I don't mind if you pass some to me. :D

[ausman]

me got a contractual 1 month bonus... itu saja... no more.... then within a week.... habis guna.... now no money to pay IRS.....

[ahbau]

hmmm....
anybody have any idea how to go about avoiding the IRS :)

[ausman]

Yes.... u can get a book in MPH on how to use the loop hole to your advantage.

[euj]

i've been at my current for 5 years and every year i've had a pay rise and bonus, so i've been very fortunate. last year's bonus was about 3/4 of my base pay! in terms of avoiding IRS, here in Australia, through my company, I can package all sorts of things, including investment loans, notebook, PDA, car loan so that I don't pay tax on them. we also get benefits such as discounts off the bank's products. pretty fortunate i guess...

[dreamwh]

i've been at my current for 5 years and every year i've had a pay rise and bonus, so i've been very fortunate. last year's bonus was about 3/4 of my base pay! in terms of avoiding IRS, here in Australia, through my company, I can package all sorts of things, including investment loans, notebook, PDA, car loan so that I don't pay tax on them. we also get benefits such as discounts off the bank's products. pretty fortunate i guess...

Can i murder you?

[Sila]

Can i murder you?
and then take over his identity and live out the rest of your life as euj? :D

[euj]

and then take over his identity and live out the rest of your life as euj? :D
you know what they say? preparation plus opportunity equals success! :p

[Diong_Gar_Loon]

Just got my pay slip :( This is the worst bonus I've got. Teruk-teruk also have 1.5 mths. This year only 1 month :(
as for me, so lak lak.

[LiLiaN]

euj, spoken like a true accountant and financial whizz, knowing which way to maximise your income... shame you're not in uk, else you can help me build my golden nest... lol... :p

[euj]

euj, spoken like a true accountant and financial whizz, knowing which way to maximise your income... shame you're not in uk, else you can help me build my golden nest... lol... :p
hey, distance doesn't matter when it comes to advice. still happy to help you out. my dad's advice is still the best though - save as much as you can for as long as you can. :p

[LiLiaN]

hey, distance doesn't matter when it comes to advice. still happy to help you out. my dad's advice is still the best though - save as much as you can for as long as you can. :p
hmm... save, save, save... but then the $$$ is like biting me, so spend them eventually... :(

[euj]

hmm... save, save, save... but then the $$$ is like biting me, so spend them eventually... :(
or you can do like me lah...spend all your salary and just save the bonus... :p

[LiLiaN]

or you can do like me lah...spend all your salary and just save the bonus... :p
i don't get annual increment, and definitely no bonus lar... how to save..??

[euj]

i don't get annual increment, and definitely no bonus lar... how to save..??
you can start laying a strong foundation now. learn about investing and saving. read up stuff, go for seminars, get into good habits...ask your friends... :)

[LiLiaN]

you can start laying a strong foundation now. learn about investing and saving. read up stuff, go for seminars, get into good habits...ask your friends... :)
i tried reading RDPD... it was crap... do you know of any good reading materials...?

[siewjang]

You should be happy that you guys got bonus. Some of us do not get any bonus at all!
So you get bonus or not?

[Fulat]

hmmm....
anybody have any idea how to go about avoiding the IRS :)

Go get yourself a tax consultant. Pay that fella some money, than he/she will have you save thousands!

[WitchKing]

I've never been satisfied with my bonus...I can always use more...

.....just started new job 8 months ago, boss was nice enuff to confirm me so I can get bonus. But since not 1 full year on job, bonus was prorated! Quite frustrating when you can see the 'what could have been' amount, but then receive the 'you only deserve THIS much, stupid!' amount. <sniff, sniff>

[siewjang]

Got my payslip this month. :( Confirmed no more back dated bonus liao. So sad.

[Voon Chan]

Got my payslip this month. :( Confirmed no more back dated bonus liao. So sad.Your husband will give you a big bonus after your delivery. Take care

[TingMS]

Got my payslip this month. :( Confirmed no more back dated bonus liao. So sad.

No need so sad lar..

My salary ar.. no increment since don;t know when..
I think 5-6 years liao??? :(

[Alkapocino]

No need so sad lar..

My salary ar.. no increment since don;t know when..
I think 5-6 years liao??? :(
Muahahaha..some how I find your post really amusing. ROFL. Can't stop laughing.

[siewjang]

Amusing? Look up and down, left and right, also don't see

[Alkapocino]

Amusing? Look up and down, left and right, also don't see
Happyghost don't take bonus...he issues bonus. :D

[siewjang]

Ohhhhhhh....... he's a lor beng......

Ghostie, so this year you declare how many months bonus to your staff?

[noname]

i got my bonus on 1st year working... 4 months...

last year i got 4.x months bonus while my other collegue get 5.x months bonus... due to different branches... ^$@*$^@($^

[siewjang]

wow :eek: that's a good bonus!

[noname]

duno good or not. some of my friends getting 9 months bonus... :((

ahjang, maybe ur salary too high n company cant afford to give u more bonus...

me only kuli in opis... small small pay and can get higher bonus mah (in month term) :D

[janicejoy]

I've been working since 1994 and I've never once received any bonus.... ever. :(

Like Hisham - I haven't received anything. So please ah stop complaining - 1 month also kira good already....PLS! :(

[Voon Chan]

Like Hisham - I haven't received anything. So please ah stop complaining - 1 month also kira good already....PLS! :(Me too no bonus! What can I say

[noname]

depend to the company. some company dun intend to give also... even if they earn some profit. coz sometimes when giving out bonus, they might spend at least RM500K and above...

anyway did you get increment or not if dun have bonus? some of my friends, no bonus, no increment... double sui...

[Voon Chan]

Me, no increment also..............

If got no job, it will be triple sui! :sad-2:

[noname]

i kena once... increment only 3% nia... :(

[TingMS]

Ohhhhhhh....... he's a lor beng......

Ghostie, so this year you declare how many months bonus to your staff?


Really want to know.... heheheeee

TIGA.... :D

[t-wei]

i've experienced a 30% increment...that feels really good

[noname]

i've experienced a 30% increment...that feels really good
:O tt's good... 30%. nv increase so much yet... my 1st year only increase 15% nia...

[song cm]

Really want to know.... heheheeee

TIGA.... :D
and thirty months to urself....right? :D

[siewjang]

Wah, 30 months. can take unpaid leave for a month.

[TingMS]

and thirty months to urself....right? :D

Nolar...

Biggest bonus, 3 monthes nia.......

:D

[Voon Chan]

Nolar...

Biggest bonus, 3 monthes nia.......

:DGot vacancies there or not?

[TingMS]

Wah, 30 months. can take unpaid leave for a month.

Annual leave,

the last time i checked, I have 60++ days..

my boss kiam one, cannot convert to cash, bring forward, then when want to apply for leave, always kena reject...

:D

[Dino]

Annual leave,

the last time i checked, I have 60++ days..

my boss kiam one, cannot convert to cash, bring forward, then when want to apply for leave, always kena reject...

:D

Got vacancy or not....i come back and work for your company....3 months bonus plus that much accumulated off days..... :eek:

[TingMS]

Got vacancy or not....i come back and work for your company....3 months bonus plus that much accumulated off days..... :eek:

let me check with my HR department..

:D

[Voon Chan]

let me check with my HR department..

:Dmust remember me alsolah, Not Dino only.

[noname]

wah, happyghost, if you have 60++ day leave, then when your resign, you just take the whole month off as to clear your leave...

[TingMS]

wah, happyghost, if you have 60++ day leave, then when your resign, you just take the whole month off as to clear your leave...

Very true...

But I don't think it will happen. 'Pekerja Contoh mar...' :laugh:

[noname]

Very true...

But I don't think it will happen. 'Pekerja Contoh mar...' :laugh:
ahahaha. tt's good... "pekerja contoh"... :D

my opis dun allow to bring forward the leave, must clear it within a year. so if you didnt clear it, it will be forfeit... :(

[Alkapocino]

Nolar...

Biggest bonus, 3 monthes nia.......

:D
Ya ya....your monthly income is like er.....two years salary to some people okay!!! Hehehehe.

[TingMS]

Ya ya....your monthly income is like er.....two years salary to some people okay!!! Hehehehe.


Alk,

don't kelentong here and there...

Make me malu onlylar...

:o

[KoChun]

Alk,

don't kelentong here and there...

Make me malu onlylar...

:o
If he no kelentong, then he is not the usual Alka liao already. Better let him go on. Used to it liao mah. :p

[Alkapocino]

Alk,

don't kelentong here and there...

Make me malu onlylar...

:o
Muahahahaha.....paiseh paiseh.

[TingMS]

If he no kelentong, then he is not the usual Alka liao already. Better let him go on. Used to it liao mah. :p

agreed........

maybe a new title for him too...

king of kelentong.... :laugh:

[KoChun]

King of Kelentong??? Hmmm... that would be fun. What say you, Alka? :cheesy:

[Alkapocino]

King of Kelentong??? Hmmm... that would be fun. What say you, Alka? :cheesy:
You want me to smack your butt? Kelentong...can't beat you HockChiangs lah!!! :mad:

[KoChun]

You want me to smack your butt? Kelentong...can't beat you HockChiangs lah!!! :mad:
Muahahahha, HockChiang is cannon mah, not kelentong leh.

Janganlah marah, main-main saja. :laugh:

[Alkapocino]

Muahahahha, HockChiang is cannon mah, not kelentong leh.

Janganlah marah, main-main saja. :laugh:
Play play until crossed my border...cilakak.


*tempted to show Dino's latest edition of icons* :o

[KoChun]

Play play until crossed my border...cilakak.


*tempted to show Dino's latest edition of icons* :o
Between your place and my place, where is the border ah? Tmn Tun ah? Kijal or Kajai ah? Can bet another lunch ah?

[noname]

Play play until crossed my border...cilakak.


*tempted to show Dino's latest edition of icons* :o
apa maksud "Kelentong"? mind to explain kah???

[siewjang]

Between your place and my place, where is the border ah? Tmn Tun ah? Kijal or Kajai ah? Can bet another lunch ah?
Muahahhaaaaaaaaaaa........... reminds me of it. :laugh:

[KoChun]

Muahahhaaaaaaaaaaa........... reminds me of it. :laugh:
Wasn't that funny? Guys will always be guys, right? Good memory you have, Jang. :)

[siewjang]

A man got to do what a man needs to do!

[KoChun]

A man got to do what a man needs to do!
PRIDE!!! Always want to win, die die also want face. Correct ah?

[KoChun]

At least, in the end, the girls get to makan free. Let them continue fighting, right?

[noname]

:O aiyah, dun let ur pride bring u down lor...

[TingMS]

apa maksud "Kelentong"? mind to explain kah???

my version of 'kelentong' means :-

1) meriam buluh
2) meriam GI pipe
3) cannon stolen from melaka

etc...

Alk, can add more.... :D

[noname]

my version of 'kelentong' means :-

1) meriam buluh
2) meriam GI pipe
3) cannon stolen from melaka

etc...

Alk, can add more.... :D
mean bluffing izit?

[TingMS]

mean bluffing izit?


congratulations.... you got it..... :laugh:

[Alkapocino]

my version of 'kelentong' means :-

1) meriam buluh
2) meriam GI pipe
3) cannon stolen from melaka

etc...

Alk, can add more.... :D
4) Kereta Besar Meriam (direct translation from Hock Chew)
5) The loudest FART
6) The trait of Hock Chiangs (no offense) :cheesy:

[ungsutiong]

If the meriam buluh cannot work, use it to cook nasi pulut. The smell & taste is authentic. It goes well with rendang. Maybe after eating, u might want to recycle all your meriam.

[noname]

ok. i got it now... ahahaha

so u saying he bluffing all the while lah? ic ic... so next time i dun trust him liao... kekekeke :P

[TingMS]

ok. i got it now... ahahaha

so u saying he bluffing all the while lah? ic ic... so next time i dun trust him liao... kekekeke :P

he ain't heavy, he is my brother.... :D

[noname]

real brother or heng tai? hehehe...

[TingMS]

real brother or heng tai? hehehe...


heng heng tai tai..............

[noname]

heard tt this year no bonus due to one stupid project cost us a big bomb... :(( wahhhhh.... *sob* *sob*

[siewjang]

One month of our total bonus is not a bonus :(

-----consider this....
Interesting point of view...& a fact for arguments

Why there is a 13 month bonus when it's really isn't a bonus? The mystery is finally revealed!

When the British were in Malaya, they were being paid weekly and they
argued that locals were actually being cheated into believing that the 13th month pay is a bonus.

Locals were being paid monthly which is equivalent to 4 weeks pay because there are 4 weeks in a month. As the British were paid weekly, it worked out to the same. You see, there are 7 days in a week. 4 weeks in a month. 12 months in a year. Then 12 months should work out to 48 weeks only. But 1 year worked out to 52 weeks!!! Hence the 13th month is your own pay (not bonus??!!).

So, the British argued that there is in fact no bonus at all??? It is a very simple calculation that stunned many!!!!

BONUS ??? What bonus??? It's actually your pay...!!!

[jerrychoo2004]

i have no bonus this year :sad-2:
i have no increament this year :crying:
i wanna die liao lor........someone donate money to me pls!!!!!!!!
pm me for my bank acc num :worried:

[Hisham]

BONUS ??? What bonus??? It's actually your pay...!!!
Where did you hear this, SJ? I sooo need to find out about this, you know, to create anarchy and sow dissent among the workforce of Malaysia. :D

[siewjang]

Simple calculation - You see, there are 7 days in a week. 4 weeks in a month. 12 months in a year. Then 12 months should work out to 48 weeks only. But 1 year worked out to 52 weeks!!! Hence the 13th month is your own pay (not bonus??!!).

[jerrychoo2004]

why still nobody banking money into my acc :crying:

[athena]

why still nobody banking money into my acc :crying:
oi jh, still too early to dream la..hahaha...

[siewjang]

Jerry, wrong room ~~~~~~~> try next door please.

[jerrychoo2004]

zzzzzzzzz i will spam in all the threads until someone bank in money into my acc!!!!!!!!! :mad:

[siewjang]

This is worst than beggars! :sus: Wait till you key in the password and they say, 'INVALID PASSWORD, please try again" hakakakakakaka

[Sarah]

zzzzzzzzz i will spam in all the threads until someone bank in money into my acc!!!!!!!!! :mad:

too much Jerry... think wat, money fall from heaven ar??

[Sarah]

If you give me money, then I will give you laa..:) :laugh:

[noname]

u come to my house and i give you the money... i whack kau you later... muahahaha ....

[jimdiong]

Simple calculation - You see, there are 7 days in a week. 4 weeks in a month. 12 months in a year. Then 12 months should work out to 48 weeks only. But 1 year worked out to 52 weeks!!! Hence the 13th month is your own pay (not bonus??!!).
SJ, this is good.... mana u dapat?? bring this up to the top management...ka ka ka ka

[noname]

just a way to fool you by the mgmt nia... for those who are not so "clever", they will be so happy when they hear they have 13 months bonus but in fact it is not. anyway, we cant do anything as long the mgmt have already set it.

if complain more, you might get sack or unpleasant working life in the company liao...

[jerrychoo2004]

u come to my house and i give you the money... i whack kau you later... muahahaha ....

hmmm so u mean u give me money and then hit me?
so u wanna donate to a beggar so that u can have the fun beating the crap out of him.....bad bad noname :squeeze:
ppl already very cham liao still wanna kena beat
i WHERE GOT MONEY to see the doctor?????
my condition is like..."i can die, but cannot sick"
(coz sick neeed to see doctor and pay money) :laugh:

[noname]

muahahaha... just kidding lah... i where go whack ppl... me very kind one.. kekeke

[siewjang]

SJ, this is good.... mana u dapat?? bring this up to the top management...ka ka ka ka
JimD, do you have vacancy in your office? You want me to die ah? :amazed:

[noname]

vacancy? jang, i thought u full time housewife?

[siewjang]

vacancy? jang, i thought u full time housewife?
:D

If I am fulltime housewife, I will be even more busy than now. At home hardly got time to forum. :o

[noname]

eh, then i get the wrong info from ppl liao... *isk*... sorry jang.

[siewjang]

Wah, who give you this type of info ah?

[noname]

got spy... *sshhhh*

[siewjang]

Look for another new spy. This spy tak boleh guna. :)

[noname]

yup, tak boleh guna one...

anyway, why i need to spy u ahhh... hmmm... *think twice now*

[siewjang]

Not spy. You are just being KPC. muahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

[jimdiong]

JimD, do you have vacancy in your office? You want me to die ah? :amazed:
i will create a position for you!!!! but off course if u r willing to come to penang...... :eek:

[noname]

KPC... apa tu? tak faham... muahahaha... :P

[siewjang]

JimD, I will know where to go if I lost my job :D

[siewjang]

KPC... apa tu? tak faham... muahahaha... :P
Check the thesaurus.

[jerrychoo2004]

KPC also dunno?
u must be those guys who r really polite when talking

[noname]

i know wat is KPC lah... just that i refuse to acknowledge it when jang saying me KPC. ahahaha...

[siewjang]

KPC also dunno?
u must be those guys who r really polite when talking
My FOOT!!!!!! He's polite? I malas want to layan him that is why i ask him to check the thesauraus. I know his see-kiu long time.

[noname]

yup yup... im very bad one...

im bad fella, im the gangster in ACS school... so dun *toot* with me... muahahahaa... *toot* kau you later... MUAHAHAHA...

[noname]

KPC also dunno?
u must be those guys who r really polite when talking
jerry,
im only polite to certain ppl who deserved to be polite... but to some ppl, no point polite with them as they will take advantage of you... so *toot* them off... :D

[Diong_Gar_Loon]

This is a good one.....

The mystery is finally revealed!

When the British were in Malaya, they were being paid weekly and they
argued that locals were actually being cheated into believing that the
13th month pay is a bonus.

Locals were being paid monthly which is equivalent to 4 weeks pay
because there are 4 weeks in a month. As the British were paid weekly, it
worked out to the same. You see, there are 7 days in a week. 4 weeks in a
month.
12 months in a year. Then 12 months should work out to 48 weeks only.
But 1 year worked out to 52 weeks!!! Hence the 13th month is your own pay (not bonus??!!).

So, the British argued that there is in fact no bonus at all??? It is a
very simple calculation that stunned many!!!!

So... if u got 1 month bonus, think again.

[daBoss]

This is a good one.....

The mystery is finally revealed!

When the British were in Malaya, they were being paid weekly and they
argued that locals were actually being cheated into believing that the
13th month pay is a bonus.

Locals were being paid monthly which is equivalent to 4 weeks pay
because there are 4 weeks in a month. As the British were paid weekly, it
worked out to the same. You see, there are 7 days in a week. 4 weeks in a
month.
12 months in a year. Then 12 months should work out to 48 weeks only.
But 1 year worked out to 52 weeks!!! Hence the 13th month is your own pay (not bonus??!!).

So, the British argued that there is in fact no bonus at all??? It is a
very simple calculation that stunned many!!!!

So... if u got 1 month bonus, think again.
if that's the case, i'm so very sad - i've been working for around 10 years without any bonus :(

[KoChun]

Demmmmn, I was getting 11 month pay a year all these years? No wonder I've got no mood to work lah. So, end up lepak in the forum loh. :D

Thanks for the enlightenment, GL.