Letter changing game- Round 9

[Chris C]

dun forget to mention his nice pouting LIPS as well .........:squeeze:

:laugh:....so what r u guys suggesting? That dragon sways his
hips and pout his lips more for extra tips?:p

[LaoZhang]

Lets see how bro Dragon taps into the generosity of the pedestrians by the side walk..:p

[Chris C]

He would certainly attract some attention if he could do
100 laps of push ups with only one hand.....:rolleyes:

[dcrusader]

do you think Sir Drago raps as well as he taps??;)

[Chris C]

Does he rips his shirt apart too for more actions? :p

[LaoZhang]

... time is ripe for some real actions from you, Mr Drago .. !! :laugh::laugh:

[datokuan]

LZ.....I think he got too many things to RIDE on at the moment......that is why he does not have the time to come here to share his actions....:laugh::laugh:

[dcrusader]

i think he likes to hide behind the bushes at Gurney Drive and prey on senior citizen who are there for night stroll......:p

[Chris C]

:laugh:......so bro dragon, is that what u really do for side income? :p

[LaoZhang]

Eh, Dragon boy, how come everybody guessing you're moonlight at Gurney drive ah ?? :rolleyes: By the look of things and the tok of your huge size barang.. I'm sure you're drawing in a substantial side income !!:laugh::p

[datokuan]

I think his level of income is dependent on the SITE where he tayang and uses his barang.....:squeeze::squeeze:

[dcrusader]

do you think his clients can endure his bite which comes along with his 'barang' kuat?;)

[Chris C]

:laugh:......nanti end up only as kuat as a dust mite......:p:p

[dcrusader]

Drago can mate and copulate day in and day out, so i think you should not belittle his 'barang', sis...lol

[Chris C]

:laugh:.....dunno whether he should hate or love us for pulling his
legs so much......:cheesy:

[datokuan]

he should love us....as we help him to wear so many HATS....from being a wayang man to love making machine....:laugh::laugh:

[LaoZhang]

If bro Dragon really live up to his proclaimed reputation ..... there will be as many little Dragons running about in Gurney Drive as there are little rats scuttling about in the back alley of Cannovon Street.. .!! :rolleyes::laugh::p

[dcrusader]

when his 'barang' rots, and it will with his promiscuity, he will be begging for alms along Legaran Segget (the JB equivalent to ChowKit Rd)!!

[datokuan]

when his 'barang' rots, and it will with his promiscuity, he will be begging for alms along Legaran Segget (the JB equivalent to ChowKit Rd)!!


at tat time, he will need to show the DOTS on his balded head...like a sholin monks to get supplementary income........:)

[dcrusader]

:)i wonder if the dogs will share their rabbies with him then?

[Chris C]

Well, more likely, he would love to learn from the hogs
about their "stamina" in breeding.....:laugh::p:p

[dcrusader]

and all this while i thought stamina can be procured if one jogs daily.....:smile-2:

[datokuan]

more stamina will be added if some JIGS are being carried along the way......:laugh::laugh:

[dcrusader]

dato, at my age, i think i rather laze quietly in the mud with the pigs and watch the world passes by:cool:....(what i actually meant is armed :pwth a Blended Ultimate at Coffee Bean at Shenton Way and watch all them legs jig by....);)

[datokuan]

dato, at my age, i think i rather laze quietly in the mud with the pigs and watch the world passes by:cool:....(what i actually meant is armed :pwth a Blended Ultimate at Coffee Bean at Shenton Way and watch all them legs jig by....);)

I agree with you totally, let someone else DIGS into the life's rat race while you have your coffee and I have my Kopi O there........:)

[Chris C]

and try on some wigs to look funky.....:laugh::p

[dcrusader]

Still, Drago wins hands down when it comes to adult entertainment!:cool:

[Chris C]

:laugh:.....remember to confess your sins tho' dragon when u pray....:cheesy:

[dcrusader]

otherwise, you will sink into the abyss of eternal fire!!

[datokuan]

otherwise, you will sink into the abyss of eternal fire!!


we better chance subject...he is too SICK to come here these days....:squeeze:

[Chris C]

In that case, who should we pick on then?

[datokuan]

In that case, who should we pick on then?

PINK Panther......the LZ????:squeeze::squeeze:

[dcrusader]

Dato, how do you link Pink Panther with LZ??
the manoeuvre of the agile feline or the colour of his undergarment??? lolz...;)

[Chris C]

Must be the pink mink LZ seems to love wearing.....another Liberace in the making? :cheesy:

[datokuan]

Must be the pink mink LZ seems to love wearing.....another Liberace in the making? :cheesy:

In MY weather, hopefully he uses the MINT condition.....otherwise, we all will avoid him totally....too much bau ketiak....:laugh::laugh:

[Chris C]

Mind u....that will certainly be a turn off.....:laugh:

[dcrusader]

guess you ought to avoid Lee's Island then,CC..
unlike up in the highlands,no matter where you go over here, the 'bau ketiak' will always find you!! lol;)

[Chris C]

:laugh:......fine those fellas with bau ketiak.....:p

[datokuan]

guess you ought to avoid Lee's Island then,CC..
unlike up in the highlands,no matter where you go over here, the 'bau ketiak' will always find you!! lol;)


In LKY island.....that come free together with your guest in FINE dining.....:laugh::laugh:

[Chris C]

How to dine with foul smell in the air wor?:sick:

[dcrusader]

the steaks here are all over-well done, so to eliminate any foul stench in the air...this island is full of illusions and delusions...that's why Dato cabut!!;)

[datokuan]

bro, u r very correct...I tot I was the only LONE ranger having this perception of LKY island....BTW, interesting to see that the old man change his mind again about developing political leaders.....:huh::huh:

http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/print/1002470/1/.html

[dcrusader]

i am sick to my bone with all these oppression but ..........
ps: btw,your new avatar rocks, Dato....showing it to the Old Man huh??

[datokuan]

Once cabut I can change my TONE lar...u better still be kwai kwai boy....otherwise kenot sleep well at nite in LKY island.....:):)

[dragoncity99]

Yes if not kena sula with the middle CONE finger of Dato's avatar :laugh:

[dcrusader]

so many matters to cope with,first LKY's iron-fist, then Dato's middle finger and now, Drago's perverted suggestions.........mati katak!!:p

ps: dato, i tidur kat johor la..

[Chris C]

:laugh:........just when i hope to catch bro dragon today, my wish came thru'....:D

[datokuan]

Not so sure if ur completely insulated from LKY iron fist in JB.....the Old Man has connections in MY, if u r wanted like Mas Selamat....bro, he can just HOPS over to kacau u at nite....:laugh::laugh:

Mamasan is getting too boring in CH without the contribution fron Drago??:squeeze:

[LaoZhang]

:laugh:Ya, don't think you can escape the long arms of LKY, you can go North to Johor baru or go South to DownUnder..but when LKY does find you.. you life is worth just a pops !:p

[datokuan]

:laugh:Ya, don't think you can escape the long arms of LKY, you can go North to Johor baru or go South to DownUnder..but when LKY does find you.. you life is worth just a pops !:p

Oso, life to him is so cheap that he dun even care if u end up in the cooking POTS....

[Chris C]

Wah, human dish? Make sure u use lots of herbs to get rid of the "smell"....:p

[LaoZhang]

Someone been circulated an email that show pics of a restaurant in South China that serves tots in herbal concoction which can boost men's libidos ... Wonder if it is operated by the man from the red dot or our dear bro Dragon... or is it just a hoax ???:( :rolleyes:

[datokuan]

I think there are TONS of such claims everywhere.....:squeeze::squeeze:

[dragoncity99]

Definitely is not me, I support Malaysia product version of viagra called "Tongkat Abang Ali". This medicine got horny IONS inside to make everyone heppi :laugh:

[dcrusader]

Drago, please consider the pros and cons before you drain the Ali Stick Tonic down...you may have to pitch a tent along Geylang Rd when your lusty urges hit the roof!!!:rolleyes:

[LaoZhang]

1st time this old unker heard of Tongkat Abang Ali… is this the superlative version of the normal Tongkat Ali? Like the different version of RONS for the unleaded petrol, RON92, RON95, RON97? .. Got to be careful young man, cos' it might just accelerate booting up of your libido but also burn it up faster than you can count to 10 and your may end up going limp like an old rag !!!:p:laugh:

[Chris C]

:laugh:...what dragon hope is, to have many sons to carry his legacy.....:cheesy:

[datokuan]

more like his legendary SINS.......:p:p

[dcrusader]

i think Drago will sing worship hymns to drown and choke his libido when it is at full throttle.....:D

[dragoncity99]

Hmmm hymn is a good idea to make everyone SINK into their mind "I AM LEGEND" wuakakakaka :laugh:

[dcrusader]

Drago,but pls do not sing the hymn and wink ;) to them ladies at the same time okay? they may think you are a nut case from Woodbridge......lolz

[LaoZhang]

Woodbridge ?? I know of a doc who behave more kink than his patients ... Bro drago could pose as a doc there too.. :laugh::laugh:

[Chris C]

:laugh:......kind enuff to tell me what case will he handle then? :rolleyes:

[dcrusader]

it's obvious right, those without a sound mind...and with perverted thoughts (you all know who i mean...hehe..);)

[dragoncity99]

Wind blew away edi, who ah who ah? I dono leh :P

[dcrusader]

think the dragon had one too many red wine to be in this delirious state, yes?:pTGIF!:laugh:

[LaoZhang]

To answer your question Sis Chris, while in Woodbridge Bro Drago specialise in handling men with excessive desires ... that affected their mind ... desires which drago claimed to possess in excessive amount; libido, manhood, xxx... :laugh::p

The last I heard Doc Drago drank a glass too many of some intoxicant stuff and he is now in cloud nine !! :laugh:

But he claims he was blown there by a gush of strong wind. !! :sus:

[Chris C]

:laugh:......and i wonder how many of u will wait in line to see him.....:rolleyes::p

[dragoncity99]

Come come, come take the number and dine with me with the red wine in bottles and not wine glasses :laugh: yum seng!!!

[LaoZhang]

:laugh:I'm sure you'll attract a long line of those "men" from the fine City ! :laugh::p

[Chris C]

When sex and booze r the topic, many jantan will find their way there.......:p:p

[datokuan]

as long we hear from the WIND that it is free....:laugh::laugh:

[dcrusader]

When sex and booze r the topic, many jantan will find their way there.......:p:p

mind your language CC, :p
not all men has such high libido level and toxic addiction as Drago...:cool:

[Chris C]

:laugh:....I said many wut, not all.....:p...and mine(my hubby)
is only addicted to me.....:noworry::p

[dcrusader]

i bet your hubby has a thick mane too...........kekeke..:rolleyes:
seramnya aku.............

[Chris C]

:laugh:.....he definitely looks nothing like a male lion....
no thick mane to show off....:D

[dcrusader]

as long as he can make you happy and content....:noworry:
it doesnt matter if he looks like Andy Lau or Moses Lee.........;)

[datokuan]

Chris, can we test him with some china doll???? ....many MALE failed this test when doing biz in China...:squeeze::squeeze:.

[LaoZhang]

Dato, to be fair the test may be too severe lah.. ..I read somewhere that 90% of married males who went to China failed the test by a mile.. Some who are in the Autumn of their life went back to springtime again ! These China dolls are amazing...

[dcrusader]

China has everything and anything nowadays...
guess the testosterone mill is one of them huh?:rolleyes:

[hoo]

Products of China's testosterone mill are so strong that its will render our local tongkat ali rather mild.

[dragoncity99]

Wow, thinking of those things me my thoughts run wild

[dcrusader]

Drago,think we gotta weld a chastity belt on your for your own good..

[datokuan]

after welding please check again and again to make sure the belt is held on very tightly.....

[hoo]

hahaha...then his little dragon will be angry as hell.

[dcrusader]

this abstinence may well keep him out of the PDRM's holiday inn, so Drago should be thankful instead...:rolleyes:

[hoo]

Will Drago ever learn the consequences of uncontrollable lust?

[dcrusader]

he shoots to kill on instinct and then only sits down to weep....;)

[Chris C]

:laugh:......u fellas can talk about dragon till the cows come
home, but i don't think he even have the guts to put his
words into action.....:D

[dcrusader]

hey CC, we are only trying to fill up his lungs with adrenalin and his brain with testosterone...so that he can 'walk his talk'!!:rolleyes:

[hoo]

Once he is satisfied, we will bill him accordingly.:D

[datokuan]

yayaya...pls remember bill him our international effort in USD and sure we will get the BULL out of him...:squeeze::squeeze:

[dcrusader]

we are going to have a ball watching the mighty Dragon choke out the sticky Greenbacks....hahaha..

[hoo]

All because of a bald head. Worth it or not?

[Chris C]

:laugh:......still, i doubt it that he's bold enuff to sow his
wild seeds around......:D

[LaoZhang]

First he must get hold of enough seeds and find fertile grounds before he start sowing..:laugh::laugh:

[datokuan]

even he find the fertile ground...there must be at least 1 hole for him to cucuk tanam....:laugh::laugh:

[Chris C]

Nanti ada mole curi his seeds how? :p

[LaoZhang]

Just got to work harder sowing more seeds ...:p

[datokuan]

so he is FORE warned...bring more seeds when doing sowing....to flood the land!!!!:laugh::laugh:

[Chris C]

:laugh:......he'll need a fort to hold them in....

[dragoncity99]

Okay I SORT out pregnancy problem, too much seeding activities happening in the fort this few days.....:laugh:

[datokuan]

So is your problem hard to solve or u have a SOFT type???:laugh::laugh:

[hoo]

Now soot is all over our forum, polution! , polution!, polution! HELP!!!

[dcrusader]

here's a poem for your Raya:-
the root of this problem is definitely
people with no social sense of responsibility!!:mad:
burning stacks of offerings indiscriminately
just as Drago's 'non-prejudice seed-sowing' activity!!:p

[LaoZhang]

You can hoot and toot for all you want... but these people will continue to burn away their hard earned cash and sow as they please .. regardless of what you say about air pollution and social responsibilities.. :(:amazed:

[hoo]

Costing them an arm and a foot are no deterant for such activities, just as the graphic picture you found on each cigarettes box is no deterant to smoker.:mad:

[datokuan]

M being bias here....being a smoker is a fool, so Drago dun care about the cost loh....:)

[hoo]

Define fool ... someone rather killing himself slowly by puffing away than taking in nutritious food for his precious soul.

[Chris C]

Idiot, moron, imbecile, stooooopid, bodoh, etc,etc....:laugh:
Holidays on and no mood to move around cos' jam packed up here...:squeeze:

[LaoZhang]

Its a moot point my dear ...

Some people who appear to be intelligent, clever, bright, smart, brainy, cool ..

just enjoy the feel of being in the midst of a crowded jam packed place ..!!:p:laugh::amazed::confused:

[Chris C]

Not my cup of tea....i don't really like big crowds...
Feels like suffocating in a tiny cramp boot....

[dcrusader]

can i simplify by saying men will crowd anywhere within proximity to a boob (pardon my language)?:p

[hoo]

can i simplify by saying men will crowd anywhere within proximity to a boob (pardon my language)?:p

What sort of book have you read, you even can come up with such a thaught.

[datokuan]

He LOOK kat kiri and kat kanan to get the idea.......so the type of the book is not improtant...:laugh:

[LaoZhang]

bro Druz.. din know you and bro Drago in the same :p loop :p:laugh:

[dcrusader]

we are! as typical 'straight' potent male...we used to loot attractive women out of their beauty....lolz

[Chris C]

:laugh:......a moot point, that men just can't keep their mind
of the opp sex.....:p

[hoo]

The moat of the great city, babylon the great is unable to stop Mr. Drago from completing his conquest.:laugh:

[dragoncity99]

Yayaya, that one cannot use one. I will ask nicely outside the castle if the sweet ladies want to go up the boat (in mandarin) with me to have a joyride to Hawaii

:p

[dcrusader]

Drago, in all your promiscuous 'up boat' odysseys, please remember to put on the rubber 'coat'!

[datokuan]

and if u wan coal colored rubber, I can get my fren's factory in Pagoh to supply u.......:laugh::laugh:

[LaoZhang]

Bro Drago ... sure your mandarin not corrupted by your years of immersion in Angmor country, ACS !!??

A paddle up river with your lady of desire in your little boaty would surely cool your volcanic hot libido..

[hoo]

hahaha... surely ended up with a pool of microscopic tapoles on the sampan.:p

[dcrusader]

only a fool would wanna be confined in a raft with a hot lady going down the stream....:rolleyes:

[Chris C]

Why? Kenot control his "tool" ah?......kahkahkah.....:p:p

[dcrusader]

the prolong erectile of the 'barang' with exposure to the turbulent rapids of the stream will take toll on him!!

[hoo]

So, Drago will just toil in vain, all efforts went down the drain just like that. What a waste!

[dragoncity99]

Is oki la, the soil not suitable ph to grown the crops. It encourages me to work harder and harder :laugh:

[dcrusader]

sure your blood wont boil to see something provocative but not being able to covet it???:amazed:

[datokuan]

dun worry, if his blood boil over, we jus supply him with bowl to collect the spill over...to let him telan back....:squeeze:

[Chris C]

I think most likely u'll hear him howl like mad to let out his frustration......:cheesy:

[LaoZhang]

Drago boy can howl and yowl all he like.. but that's the consequences of getting the girl of his desire "up the boat" him !!

[dcrusader]

LZ, no one wants to bowl (different meaning from previous) anymore bcos we came to a dead end with your bombastic word le!!:laugh:

[datokuan]

I tot everyone was busy makaning fowl dishes everywhere over the last few days...:laugh:

[Chris C]

Is this a trick for u guys to foil the dragon?

[dragoncity99]

Waaa waaa from foil to boil oso got lo, scary now. Better run and hide. :laugh:

[dcrusader]

dig a hole and bury your head in the soil?

[LaoZhang]

That would extinguish his life with all his sins but would probably save his soul !:p

[dcrusader]

if he doesn't repent, everything he touches will turn sour............:amused:

[Chris C]

But with u four guys supporting him, i'm sure he can overcome it....:D

[dragoncity99]

Oki I will confess my sins within the next 720 hours :P

[dcrusader]

your need to pour out and make known all your infidelities to set your inner spirit free from the bondage of lust!!!;) story time?

ps: hours can pakai meh,CC? red card to Drago?

[Chris C]

:laugh:....yeah, he's getting a card. Guess his brain is always
on tour in sexy lala land.....:cheesy:

[datokuan]

:laugh:....yeah, he's getting a card. Guess his brain is always
on tour in sexy lala land.....:cheesy:

tat is why at the right time and HOUR, his brain is at its best....:rolleyes:

[Chris C]

Well, seems like the sky has been showing it's lour these
few days, dampening the high spirit of the dragon?

[datokuan]

I think he must be tired of trying the loud entry here and kenot find kakis to support....:laugh::laugh:

[dcrusader]

or maybe hiding from his house lord due to outstanding rental fee?:rolleyes:

[Chris C]

....no lah, i think he had too much lard in his home made
char siew pau, giving him indigestion.....btw, dragon cooks.

[LaoZhang]

Dragon boy cooks ?! Hard to believe !! Now we are beginning to see the good side of him ...:D

[Chris C]

Not only that, he even knows what people on the east of
m'sia do to ward off bad luck.....:D

[Lava Gal]

tatz cool, drago! but he seems to have disappeared after getting the red card

[dcrusader]

pls come back Drago, we all care for you a lot, dear!!:amused:

[LaoZhang]

When we pare down the flamboyant exterior of bro Drago.. we get to see his innate good self...

So where ever you are, please come back bro Drago ... we all miss you...
:cheesy:

[dcrusader]

i think he dare not shown his fiery face due to excessive bloating from relentless consumption of the nutritious moon cakes!!!!:eek:

[datokuan]

i think he dare not shown his fiery face due to excessive bloating from relentless consumption of the nutritious moon cakes!!!!:eek:

maybe he is busy breeding like Labbit and HARE.......:laugh:

[Chris C]

:laugh:.....aisay, bro dragon, u know we meant no harm to u rite?

[dragoncity99]

Oo i so sked edi lo :cry:, i'm busy working something on breeding experiment between cats and dogs in the FARM :laugh:

[dcrusader]

pls fill up the form at the veterinarian dept. for 'mass breeding and population control'!!

[Chris C]

:laugh:.....clean and proper dorm for the caretaker is also required. :rolleyes:

[LaoZhang]

Now we are seeing bro Drago weird talents coming to the fore.. farm for cross breeding cats and dogs !!??

No wonder the world is getting out of wack; rain cats and dogs in some places and bone dry drought in some other places ..:p

[Chris C]

Pssssttt......LZ, looks like i beat u in replying the post....:p

[dragoncity99]

Wow, ya ah? Cool, i thought i can BORE some special domestic cat-dog species that can be used as our alternative food source to chicken and ducks.

[dcrusader]

Drago, kindly remember to check in the Kelantan Lane clinic if certain 'over-abused' organ of yours becomes sore......lolz:p:rolleyes:

[LaoZhang]

Bro Druz, sure or not Kelantan Land Clinic can handle Drago boy's over active "ba ba yang" ??!! :p:laugh::laugh:

[dcrusader]

Ba ba wat??
LZ, ur command of Foochow is impressive...will definitely lure them flies and maggots into this thread.....kekekeke:D

[Chris C]

There goes the "pure" minds of the forumers.....:rolleyes::p

[dcrusader]

i hope Drago does not puke when he tries to swallow the vulgarity thrown at him!!!:rolleyes:

[Chris C]

:laugh:.....as long as there's no nuke coming his way, such things
r "sup-sup sui" for him to handle....:D

[dcrusader]

i bet being nude in public is no big deal to him either?

[LaoZhang]

Of course going bogel in public is no big deal for Bro Drago ... but some conservative M'sians would feel offended and think such antics rather rude.. but still they can't resist staring ...

[dcrusader]

by Drago's perverted rule, his 'barang' was made to be placed in a showcase as exhibit, not to be utilised....:rolleyes:

[Chris C]

:laugh:.....here we r, teasing bro dragon, while that poor fella
is working like a mule n hardly gets to come in here to defend himself.....:p

[dcrusader]

from his broken ego on his manhood, i can hear him groaning from a mile away.......:laugh:

[Chris C]

:laugh:....nevertheless, I'm sure he'll take it courageously like any male...:D

[LaoZhang]

We can expect many juicy tales from this courageously young man when he gets a break from working like a bull... stay tune forummers .. :p:laugh:

[dcrusader]

i expect him to be back with a pale face and a sore 'barang'...;)

[Chris C]

For a hale and hearty guy like dragon, he'll say, "sap-sap sui leh"....:p

[dcrusader]

i hate to be a wet blanket, but i have not seen Drago walk his talk yet thus far...just a hoo-ha??

[LaoZhang]

Bro Dcruz you're in the South while bro Drago performs in the North .. so how to see him walk the talk ah ??

At the rate we're berating him ... he just may move further away into the deep North where the freezing cold will ensure he keeps his "Ba Bai Yang" underwrap.. !!

[datokuan]

sorry being late in contributing....Mr Naga is still the topic punya centre....mana dia pigi???:laugh:

[dcrusader]

sorry being late in contributing....Mr Naga is still the topic punya centre....mana dia pigi???:laugh:

Mate, the question for the week is....MANA LU? Oz, SG or My???:unsure:

[datokuan]

Mate, the question for the week is....MANA LU? Oz, SG or My???:unsure:

I am currently in SG until early next week. But have so many things to do here, my family are hoping God can MAKE 48 hours a day just for us....:squeeze::squeeze:

[dcrusader]

I am currently in SG until early next week. But have so many things to do here, my family are hoping God can MAKE 48 hours a day just for us....:squeeze::squeeze:

for goodness sake, you're on holidays...not a business trip...!
or as you entered into the Lee's kingdom, it's deja vu?? :rolleyes:

[dragoncity99]

Saya sini. Want to ask ya, can a date with bunch of not so straight guys consider ah holiday ah ?:P

[Chris C]

:laugh:...bro, u work until blur liao ah, changing 2 letters?
And why not? Many such guys can be fun to be with,
especially when u need someone to go shopping with
during big sales....:D

[dcrusader]

CC, is it safe to assume that you want us mules along just to haul your shopping loads...or is it something more than that???:unsure:

[dragoncity99]

Aiya, sis ya horrr. I use 2 words.s.. Opps soli :P

Do you guys think we can save the world by not using plastic bag ?

[LaoZhang]

Bro Drago, now we know that besides your great "desires"... you also have it in you a great desire to make the world a better place ....:p:D

[datokuan]

kenot lar......the natural environment will HATE us....the world will have population explosions.....tarak condom supply lar....:squeeze:

[dcrusader]

hmmm...i wonder if this Dato's so called 'problem' would be as bad as the haze invasion that we are facing constantly??

[dragoncity99]

Waaa, skeri lo today, worse than haze. You know horrr around 7.30 got one not so straight guy aka ah kua try to gaze into me lo...so geli lo....i so sked that i keep swimming and talk as little as possible to "him" or "her". Geli lo.....

[dcrusader]

Drago, the places that you hang out at, i am not amazed that you will be stuck in this sort of sexuality maze!!!:rolleyes:

[LaoZhang]

Eh, bro drago.. you appeared to be in a state of daze from a mere gaze !! :p::laugh::laugh:

[datokuan]

like a canned dace fish....everything looks hitam...:p

[dcrusader]

come on,Drago...roll the dice to decide whether you want PRCs or Pinoys for supper!!!:rolleyes:

[Chris C]

:laugh:....yeah bro dragon, enjoy while u can b4 the wifey
returns and turn u into a mice.....:p

[dcrusader]

Drago the gigolo,looks like when we look for the definition of 'vice', your face seems to turn up each time....;)

[LaoZhang]

Bro drago into gigoloing ?? An old ginger advice to a budding ginger... don't nibble from the same rice bowl of the real Ah Kuas !!...:p

[dcrusader]

and never ride with them bareback.....:blink:

[Chris C]

Lol!....can i safely add and say that in the end, they rode off happily
into the sunset.....:p

[dcrusader]

CC, so will you play the role 'fastened' behind him on the horse riding into the sunset??:rolleyes:

[LaoZhang]

Looks like bro Drago still in pole position in this thread alto' some may be suggesting that its about time he ride into the sunset with a pretty lady in tow!! ..:sus::laugh::p

[datokuan]

we poke him so hard that now he hilang until bayang bayang tak nampak...:)

[Chris C]

It was just a joke wut....i'm sure he's ok with it wan....:D

DC, bro dragon has his own pretty wifey to play that role....:smile-2:

[dcrusader]

i think the heavy yoke Drago is hauling has left him permanently disabled, waist down:rolleyes:........mati pucuk............sad...:crying:

[Chris C]

Soon he'll want a soke jurisdiction, for his lordship over such prowls...:laugh::p

[LaoZhang]

we are sure bro dagro will buy that and can toast to his recognisition with can of coke ....:laugh:

[datokuan]

like tat we all should come to join him to celebrate..

[Chris C]

And where's the best place, like home sweet home back in s'wan......:D

[dcrusader]

looks like there is still hope.....the highlanders still remember the lowland 'kampung' of MeeSuahs and Kompiangs.....;)

[LaoZhang]

For a start lets rope in more of our kampong mates who still dream like sis Chris ... to this forum..:D:D

[dcrusader]

i nominated broLZ to be the role model in this 'love kampung' crusade!!!;)

[Chris C]

Yeah, i miss the food, the town....unlike someone here who
has a home in JB n a house in s'pore, i heard from the birdies
that he's misses a pretty gal with a hairy mole on her face...:p:p

[LaoZhang]

Eh, Sis Chris.. you seems to know of every gossip details in CTA1 town involving middleage men and SYTs, even down to a hairy mole :laugh::laugh:

But when LZ asked to trace his old classmate, the answer.. after one long year, is still a deep black hole ... .:p:(

[datokuan]

so u want her to stick ur request on the all street lights poles all the way from CTA1 to KG koh izzit?

[dragoncity99]

Waaa got pole for striptease dance and for free poke something ah? I'm interested :P

[dcrusader]

you all have certainly got the 'Valentino' aka Drago's attention with all these dirty talk...hope he doesn't puke with 'over-anxiety' while fornicating his Asam Laksa...:rolleyes:

[LaoZhang]

I thot only bro Drago not so pure and innocent ??

But by the account of Mamasan Chris, bro Dcruz seems to be in the same game leh ... so bro Dcruz, we are camping here for stories of you and your SYT with the hairy mole ... otherwise Mamasan will spill more beans here !!! :laugh::laugh:

[dcrusader]

i am very sure Mamasan CC got me mixed up with someone else...perhaps her swashbuckling lover back in the 80's......
LZ n Dato, can help shed a light on the matter....i was too chaste and young to understand all these then...:rolleyes:

[Chris C]

:laugh:.....old flames, dirty dancing....certainly could lure u guys
in here like moths to a flame.......:p


P/s-LZ, i did look thru' the mag of the suppose yr u should finish
F5, but don't see anyone i know there. Moreover due to my
moving back to CH, sorry to say the search had been halted.
But if i do get the chance n time again, will try to look out
for u. :)

[dragoncity99]

:laugh: Also good thing is that, there's no cure for it. Waakakakaka

[datokuan]

wat cure??? like Mamasan said, like moth attracted to the flame........kena bakar straight away......and become pure abu & charcoal...:laugh::laugh:

[dcrusader]

with CC's solicitations and Drago's indecency, i think all bored readers will pore over this little thread from now on....:eek:

[Chris C]

It's either love or hate, as some might find it a bore to the core......:squeeze:

[dragoncity99]

At first i thought it was just a folk lore lo. But sounds like is true lo :P

[dcrusader]

drago, make sure you don't lose your sanity getting engrossed with the details of your voyeurism in this family-themed thread...:rolleyes:

[datokuan]

or we have to hose you down as censorship....:p

[Chris C]

Down with flu n my nose is as red as Rudolph the reindeer, but
that will not hold me back from logging in here.....<ah choooo> excuse me..:D

[dragoncity99]

Okay okay, i need to be careful edi and take note or i get censored in our happy the hamsap the chong family thread. :laugh:

[dcrusader]

the bookie's tote is out and all bets are on Drago to stay chaste and keep his chastity belt on....?:rolleyes:

[datokuan]

better tone down a bit as we want this to be family friendly forum.

[LaoZhang]

Better heed this advice from the wise Dato.. otherwise you may be lone one left in this thread...!! :squeeze::rolleyes:

[Chris C]

What's left of the forum is flesh n bone....need to pump
in some meat n fat into it b4 it disappears....:(

[dcrusader]

guess the only bond that keeps us enthusiatic in this thread is Drago and his profane escapades?;)

[LaoZhang]

Together we can flush this profane cesspool and turn it into a fragrance pond.. :laugh::laugh:


Bro Dcruz can lead the way, afterall with so many years of measuring the byways and waterways of S'pore he must hv learned how Spore cleaned up S'pore river and turn this riverine into swanky real estates .. :D

[datokuan]

I like the way Singapore clean up its enviroment and then stuffed with high density living until there is no space for pony and horse to freely roam anywhere.....:)

[dcrusader]

Dato, a certain pong just filled the Shenton Way air as you broadcasted your statement sarcastically over the South China Sea....lol:eek:

[Chris C]

Hope that pong will not last long...as the air is already contaminated ...:p

[dcrusader]

i am going to write a song to promote the enviroment-friendly campaign, should i get our Drago or James Blunt to sing it??;)

[dragoncity99]

I can help to play the gong if you like too :)

[LaoZhang]

I can help to play the gong if you like too :)

Aiyo yo.... bro Drago... are you referring to that Ms Gong from Kg Cina ?? :rolleyes: Don't even think of it, much less suggest it....

The hockchiangs will skin you and your arms and limbs long gone before you even come near to Kg Cina !!

You will need to look for Dr Hoo, the snake skin replacement specialist if you dare to think of that snakey idea again ... !! :p:(

[datokuan]

and see me or LZ when your bone r patah by them...we will weld and glue it back for you....:rolleyes:

[Chris C]

:laugh:....n he'll most probably need a skin specialist to give
him back the correct tone of his skin color....:p

[LaoZhang]

To all forummers... don't miss the next episode ... tune in to this thread for a first peek at bro Drago's pink coloured royal python skin ...:p:rolleyes::laugh:

[dcrusader]

can kindly put on you tube for the benefits of non-forummers?:)

[datokuan]

before that, make sure Mr Drago put some lube on first...to make his skin shine kilat in video..:).

[dragoncity99]

Do you think the "kilat-ness" of my anaconda will lure more female species to drop by ah? I cut oledi, no skin in front. :laugh:

[dcrusader]

hey Drago, i am very sure if ur 'barang' is as soft and flacid as an anaconda, all w:pmen will flee when they see it....lolz:rolleyes:

[hoo]

Then it will be pure pleasure to watch:D