What is your fav. pickup line?

[Alkapocino]

Guys, do share your famous pickup lines here.

Ladies, please share the pickup line that you like to hear most. :D

My favourite line is : Are you as pretty at the inside as you are at the outside?

and sometimes : Excuse me, are you a model?

[LiLiaN]

one of the cheese-iest i've ever heard...
"god must be very happy the day he made you"...

[KoChun]

You must be tired, you've been running in my mind the whole day.

[JC]

Siew Chea, tak han mo? Tong ngo yam char....

Ingris=Girl, free or not? Join me for tea...

[LiLiaN]

Siew Chea, tak han mo? Tong ngo yam char....

Ingris=Girl, free or not? Join me for tea...
eeeeee.... so low tou!
ingris = so old fashion! :D

[JC]

eeeeee.... so low tou!
ingris = so old fashion! :D
Straight... Direct... To the point... Get the job done... :D

[KoChun]

Straight... Direct... To the point... Get the job done... :D

Eh, last night did not approach those swee cha bor? :rolleyes:

[LiLiaN]

Eh, last night did not approach those swee cha bor? :rolleyes:
maybe no swee cha bor there..?

[JC]

Eh, last night did not approach those swee cha bor? :rolleyes:
Shy-lar... :o But dem chun hor...

[Alkapocino]

Wah, last night all the "swee char bor" ABB one!!!! :D

KoChun can you explain what is ABB?

[LiLiaN]

Wah, last night all the "swee char bor" ABB one!!!! :D

KoChun can you explain what is ABB?
dunno what is ABB but alk, i need clue to the anagram lah...!

[KoChun]

Wah, last night all the "swee char bor" ABB one!!!! :D

KoChun can you explain what is ABB?

ABB also means ALL BIG BIG. :p

[LiLiaN]

ABB also means ALL BIG BIG. :p
top or bottom? front or back? everywhere? everywhere big = fat! :D

[KoChun]

To be more precise, top front + bottom back. Can picture now?

[LiLiaN]

To be more precise, top front + bottom back. Can picture now?
oh yeah... that's much better.... so supper must have been "tastier" than usual... lol...

[Alkapocino]

oh yeah... that's much better.... so supper must have been "tastier" than usual... lol...
You talking to jcwong? He didn't even concentrate on what he was eating and he dumped 2 char siew pau + 1 jumbo "kak jai som boi" + 2 rojak with the plate kilat kilat clean. After that he asked, "Eh, have we ordered the rojak?" :rolleyes:

[LiLiaN]

You talking to jcwong? He didn't even concentrate on what he was eating and he dumped 2 char siew pau + 1 jumbo "kak jai som boi" + 2 rojak with the plate kilat kilat clean. After that he asked, "Eh, have we ordered the rojak?" :rolleyes:
i think he asked the right question lor... if not, wife finds out, get killed leh..!! :p
(ps: wow, very good appetite, but not good lar so late night...)

[Diong_Gar_Loon]

"I am trying to think of a good pickup line before I decided come up to you but thought to myself that you are too smart for any of the lines I had so I have finally decided to just come over and say hi to you and ask your opinion instead."

Anyone wants to try it because I created it myself and have not experimented it yet.

[athena]

any body watched " a beautiful mind" the one where john nash comes up to a pretty blond and says, " I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex. "
i like this nash dude! :D

[Alkapocino]

"I am trying to think of a good pickup line before I decided come up to you but thought to myself that you are too smart for any of the lines I had so I have finally decided to just come over and say hi to you and ask your opinion instead."

Anyone wants to try it because I created it myself and have not experimented it yet.
any body watched " a beautiful mind" the one where john nash comes up to a pretty blond and says, " I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex. "
i like this nash dude!


I think the above pickup lines can be applied by both of you to each other. :)

[athena]

I think the above pickup lines can be applied by both of you to each other. :)
:mad: :mad: :mad:

[Alkapocino]

:mad: :mad: :mad:
Jangan mare ya. Main main aje. :o

[athena]

Jangan mare ya. Main main aje. :o
tak mareh le, just that smileys dun hv annoyed look mah...

[Alkapocino]

tak mareh le, just that smileys dun hv annoyed look mah...
Hey Athena, that dress looks gorgeous on you. :)

[athena]

Hey Athena, that dress looks gorgeous on you. :)
wat dress?!!

[arch-an-gel]

Excuse me..but ar..I am looking for my heart, I am sure I left it here when I saw you just now. :)

(remember to put on a sincere smile after that, most likely you'll have the chance to introduce yourself, if she don't walk away..) ;)

[yee keong]

hi, i'm gay but i'm feeling adventurous tonight.

[Alkapocino]

wat dress?!!
The one you are wearing now? Hehehe...even e-pickup line works. :D

[athena]

The one you are wearing now? ;)
me no wear dress..me just wear jeans to work everyday :D

*playing poker again izzit alka? stick to mafia only la

[Alkapocino]

me no wear dress..me just wear jeans to work everyday :D

*playing poker again izzit alka? stick to mafia only la
Lost in the poker game again. Damn. :o

[athena]

Lost in the poker game again. Damn. :o
ask Kochun for lessons :D

[Alkapocino]

ask Kochun for lessons :D
Good idea. But I need a good pickup line to "gay" KoChun. Will try out Yee Keong's line. Next time my poker game will surely improve. Yeah!

[Voon Chan]

My line is the easiest of All. "Hello! I am Voon Chan, and you are? (say what ever you want after that). It not the pick up line but it is the courage you have to walk up to a person to say it.

[athena]

the pick up line i paling beh tahan

" Hello miss, wanna be friends or not?"

[athena]

i was at the pool that day, and this one young fella, i think he's about 19 yrs old only... he comes up to me and ask " hey miss, my friends and I were guessing, how much you weigh, would u mind telling me? " that was the lousiest pick up i heard so far!

[Alkapocino]

My line is the easiest of All. "Hello! I am Voon Chan, and you are? (say what ever you want after that). It not the pick up line but it is the courage you have to walk up to a person to say it.
Wah...you really got courage lah friend. I wonder have you ever got a reply, "Who asked for your damn name? " . Hehehe...just kidding.

[Voon Chan]

Wah...you really got courage lah friend. I wonder have you ever got a reply, "Who asked for your damn name? " . Hehehe...just kidding.So far none. I have have not use any pick up line for a long time. My reply to them if they give me that reply is "I was in love with you when I saw you but I am no longer interested as you are so arrogant!" :p

[kamkuey]

the pick up line i paling beh tahan

" Hello miss, wanna be friends or not?"
ahaha.. .brings back fond memories ...

"Wanna fren me or not?"

Neeways.. I like this pick up line...

"Hello there... do i make you horny?"
.... austin powers

[Alkapocino]

the pick up line i paling beh tahan

" Hello miss, wanna be friends or not?"
Hahaha....that guy must be a Sinjaporean! ROFL.

[arch-an-gel]

I think if one can come with an interesting pick up line shows how creative that person is.
It would certainly get my attention at least for 10 seconds like that http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_6_213.gif

[siewjang]

Shalom, peace be unto you!

[JC]

Shalom, peace be unto you!
puke!! puke!! puke!!

[Rayhong]

me got good pick up line

"they say you are what you eat, so by tomorrow morning i hope to be you!"

:D heh heh heh

[Rayhong]

man: hi, did it hurt a lot?
girl: huh?
man: did it hurt when you fell down from heaven! :D

[siewjang]

puke!! puke!! puke!!
Beh tahan also...

[siewjang]

Him: Wow, baby, you are hot.
Her: Yeah, that's what fever does.

[Rayhong]

number 1 and 2 on my lame list:

2: what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this

1: hi, you come here often?

but surprisingly it works sometimes :D

[Alkapocino]

Shalom, peace be unto you!
Hahaha..that's good bye line. ROFL. :D

[athena]

hey alka, you keep using ROFL. What does it stand for?

[siewjang]

number 1 and 2 on my lame list:

2: what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this

1: hi, you come here often?

but surprisingly it works sometimes :D
Have I met you somewhere?

[Dino]

So...whats for breakfast??

[siewjang]

Alk, I've seen your wife somewhere :D

[Alkapocino]

hey alka, you keep using ROFL. What does it stand for?
Check the thesaures thread.

ROFL = Rolling On Floor Laughing. :o

[Alkapocino]

So...whats for breakfast??
Me no breakfast take. :p

[Alkapocino]

Alk, I've seen your wife somewhere :D
I have seen your kid too. :cool:

[Dino]

Me no breakfast take. :p

Jedi alreadi now.....

“Can I borrow a 20cents?” [“What for?”] “I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.”

[Diong_Gar_Loon]

I think the above pickup lines can be applied by both of you to each other. :)
actually, i was thinking of trying it on you instead. *licking lips and looking really horny*

[arch-an-gel]

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/11/11_14_19.gif
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/11/11_14_3.gif

mm..But I still like "I left my heart here just now and I found it here with you"

[Alkapocino]

actually, i was thinking of trying it on you instead. *licking lips and looking really horny*
:eek: Me gay no. Look for KoChun please. :eek:

[athena]

:eek: Me gay no. Look for KoChun please. :eek:
din know kochun was gay.... :rolleyes:

[Alkapocino]

din know kochun was gay.... :rolleyes:
He profess it everywhere in the forum. I am not too sure either. :p

[Diong_Gar_Loon]

:eek: Me gay no. Look for KoChun please. :eek:

You no gay now but that can be changed. ;)

[LiLiaN]

i've seen how gay people pick guys up.. by this seriously intense look... quite scary...
my ex-bf got one before from this really cute guy... (i'd be damned!)

[Alkapocino]

You no gay now but that can be changed. ;)
God forbids and don't you ever dare bringing this up again. Hehehe.

[LiLiaN]

strange one liner at the ladies' night where my friend won the "toy"... (cf what you win in lucky draw thread)

"so... what do you think of these strippers? (raised eyebrows)"
i just mumbled "not too bad" and got away as quickly as i could...

[piglet]

He profess it everywhere in the forum. I am not too sure either. :p

:confused: kochun changed to a gay :confused: which part?

[KoChun]

Basket you, Alk. Simply say, nanti me saham jatuh.

[piglet]

Basket you, Alk. Simply say, nanti me saham jatuh.

u should say.. f*** u alk

[KoChun]

u should say.. f*** u alk

I ada moral punya orang mah. Didn't know you so 'powerful' already now, piglet.

[piglet]

I ada moral punya orang mah. Didn't know you so 'powerful' already now, piglet.


sorrylar today v angry...

[piglet]

I ada moral punya orang mah. Didn't know you so 'powerful' already now, piglet.

u got moral.... hemmm certified by alka?

[LiLiaN]

sorrylar today v angry...
who caused the anger..?

[piglet]

beanie is here!

[KoChun]

sorry.. today office got problem.. jsut solved... stay back late to investigate tht an idiot fault which dun wan to admit mistakes..............
sorrylar today v angry...

Sometimes, when we are not in good mood or angry, it is when we need to watch ourself more. Agree? Anyway, I don't think you mean it, piglet.

Come on, cheer up. This is specially for you.

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/sehrgrosse/large-smiley-030.gif

[LiLiaN]

kochun, you are very sweet to cheer piglet up!

[piglet]

Sometimes, when we are not in good mood or angry, it is when we need to watch ourself more. Agree? Anyway, I don't think you mean it, piglet.

Come on, cheer up. This is specially for you.

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/sehrgrosse/large-smiley-030.gif

haha.. think of it v angry... cause me to stay back late... cause ppl hiding away the truth.... tmrw i need to rpt to boss..

[piglet]

who caused the anger..?

ppl without integrity lor.. one fat pig

[Alkapocino]

ppl without integrity lor.. one fat pig
Hmmm..piglet got angry with a fat pig? Umm....quite understandable.

Later I send my butcher over there okay piglet? You are spared but the fat pig, um...yum yum.

p/s: [edit & add]And if you wanna get smacked in the face just try this line : "Hey piggie, I like your fats".

[siewjang]

People? Is this your favourite pick up line? Please stick to the topic. TQ.

[daBoss]

believe me, i'm telling the truth... i actually used this on a very sweet lady programmer...
"wah, you got really big beautiful eyes... (and then gave her my sweetest smile)"

we had a great working relationship after that... :D

[siewjang]

"Who's your Daddy?"

"Lu anak siaper"

谁是您的爸爸?

"Lin Pek si ha mi lang?"

[Alkapocino]

believe me, i'm telling the truth... i actually used this on a very sweet lady programmer...
"wah, you got really big beautiful eyes... (and then gave her my sweetest smile)"

we had a great working relationship after that... :D
Ne ra kong...office romance ar? :D

Another pickup line I overheard at the "mamak". Those buggers just went over to a group of ladies (dem chun) and asked : "Are you gals local"? Then they just grouped and yum cha after that. How peculiar. :confused:

[athena]

"Who's your Daddy?"
hey, jang , pick up line ah? very kinky wan :D :D

[siewjang]

It could be kinky if Tom Cruise walk up to you at the bar and ask you that question. :p

[Fulat]

suck me?

[athena]

suck me?
let me guess, your favourite movie is American pie? :D

[LiLiaN]

let me guess, your favourite movie is American pie? :D
not far from it... :rolleyes:

[TingMS]

my favourite...

" I thought I taw a puuty kat....." by tweety bird.... :D

[piglet]

lets go for lunch!

[Alkapocino]

my favourite...

" I thought I taw a puuty kat....." by tweety bird.... :D
Ya baby, bring me home or lose me forever! :D

Ghostie,

That's a good one.

[LiLiaN]

"looks like your drink needs a refill.... on me?" :rolleyes:

[daBoss]

anyone actually used these lines before??? or only suggest, suggest nia...

[LiLiaN]

the last liner i posted, it was sad(istic) but it happened...

[daBoss]

the last liner i posted, it was sad(istic) but it happened...
:D you used it or someone used it on you. if someone used it on you, did it work? i.e. were you turned on and warmed up to the guy?

[Voon Chan]

"looks like your drink needs a refill.... on me?" :rolleyes:I have heard of this line before. To hear it from a girl could be very rare.

[piglet]

Sometimes, when we are not in good mood or angry, it is when we need to watch ourself more. Agree? Anyway, I don't think you mean it, piglet.

Come on, cheer up. This is specially for you.



God is fair :D (culplrit kena tangkap red handed)

[daLady]

This is not a pick-up line....but what a peddlar actually said to get attention...

I was having lunch with a bunch of colleagues and suddenly this young guy came over and say to me...'Hi! How are you? Haven't seen you for a long time already...do you remember me?"
Caught me totally off-guard *speechless* and I was busy trying to recall if I actually knew him from somewhere. My facial expressions must have betrayed exactly what I was thinking...
and he continued in a most cheerful voice "You don't remember me?...that's because you don't know me...anyway,.." he continues with his sales pitch...Celaka!

[piglet]

This is not a pick-up line....but what a peddlar actually said to get attention...

I was having lunch with a bunch of colleagues and suddenly this young guy came over and say to me...'Hi! How are you? Haven't seen you for a long time already...do you remember me?"
Caught me totally off-guard *speechless* and I was busy trying to recall if I actually knew him from somewhere. My facial expressions must have betrayed exactly what I was thinking...
and he continued in a most cheerful voice "You don't remember me?...that's because you don't know me...anyway,.." he continues with his sales pitch...Celaka!

what an idiot... did u give him a slap on his face?

[KoChun]

Should've given him 2. A forehand and a backhand.

[piglet]

"looks like your drink needs a refill.... on me?" :rolleyes:

s'pore pub is quite crowed...

it's abit crowded overhere.. do u mind if we share table?
if u say yes...
it will go on... hi,I'm......... can I buy u a drink?

[daLady]

what an idiot... did u give him a slap on his face?
Slap?...noler...colleagues around..but we did have a good laugh after that. Anyway..I am not a slap queen..like u...:D

[KoChun]

piglet is a slap queen??? :eek:

Scary scary!!!

[piglet]

piglet is a slap queen??? :eek:

Scary scary!!!

only to jerk :D

[LiLiaN]

:D you used it or someone used it on you. if someone used it on you, did it work? i.e. were you turned on and warmed up to the guy?
someone used it on me... would have been better if he was looking at me above chest level... :mad:

[LiLiaN]

I have heard of this line before. To hear it from a girl could be very rare.
don't think you'll hear this often from a girl.. plus to have the girl to pay for drink somemore.... :rolleyes: don't think it'll work...
(UNLESS he is ultra-hot or super-sexy like, say, alex lundqvist or brad pitt, i would use it... providing i can get past his crowd of pom-pom girls.. :D)

[siewhaw]

“Can I borrow a 20cents?” [“What for?”] “I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.”

Dino, this is no good. No money how to kau gals. No handphone meh? Somemore mommy's little boy. ;)

[andrewjpan]

Hi! i'm andrew... *bIg*fRiEnDlY*sMiLe*

[SS2006]

Hi! i'm andrew... *bIg*fRiEnDlY*sMiLe*
Valentine day ard the corner...lonely heart club members must work hard on their pick-up line.:D

[andrewjpan]

Valentine day ard the corner...lonely heart club members must work hard on their pick-up line.:D
got some tipsy?

or got anybody to introduce to me?

[SS2006]

got some tipsy?

or got anybody to introduce to me?
You so buaya, go find one yourself. :p

[andrewjpan]

where got? me good boy...

[euj]

Hi, my name is Euj.

[Voon Chan]

I use this one too. I think it is very appropriate. Hi, my name is Euj.

[Hades]

i would go Hi i'm a very shy guy, so i dunno wat to say to pick u up, but then hor, plz go out with me :p

[Voon Chan]

What if the girl's reply is "I am sorry, I don't like shy guys. They are not my type"i would go Hi i'm a very shy guy, so i dunno wat to say to pick u up, but then hor, plz go out with me :p

[Hades]

What if the girl's reply is "I am sorry, I don't like shy guys. They are not my type"

well then i'll say: i meant shy to admit i'm daring... :laugh:

[Voon Chan]

or shy to admit that I am a darling:laugh: well then i'll say: i meant shy to admit i'm daring... :laugh:

[euj]

I use this one too. I think it is very appropriate.
huh, your name is euj too? just kidding... :D

[Voon Chan]

Euj, If am in a foreign land, I can use Euj or any other name, because I will not see them again:p huh, your name is euj too? just kidding... :D

[Hades]

either ways i'm darling or daring oso the same the chicks would think this is really hot hehe

[Voon Chan]

Good luck to you!either ways i'm darling or daring oso the same the chicks would think this is really hot hehe

[euj]

Euj, If am in a foreign land, I can use Euj or any other name, because I will not see them again:p
true...true...

[Hades]

Good luck to you!
so who should i pick up? girls at the bar a bit too boring liao, juz bring home, bang for the night, then next day send her home...boring la, tried day a few times liao...:p

probably change a new taste, look for OL

[Voon Chan]

Cal, i don't know your preference. BTW, what is OL? Original lecipe?

[Hades]

Cal, i don't know your preference. BTW, what is OL? Original lecipe?

OL = office lady hehehe

[Voon Chan]

oic. Thank youOL = office lady hehehe

[Hades]

oic. Thank you

hehe no problem :p
but OL can be very sticky at times as so i heard...

[Voon Chan]

maybe just like super gluehehe no problem :p
but OL can be very sticky at times as so i heard...

[SS2006]

OL = office lady hehehe
Office romance is bad idea...unless your work not inter-related with each other. Otherwise if things go sour, how to face each other?

[euj]

i thought OL was Old Lady!

[Hades]

Office romance is bad idea...unless your work not inter-related with each other. Otherwise if things go sour, how to face each other?

true, dats y i didnt do it yet. juz thinking the outcome..hehe but even so of coz dun look for same department of same floors la, same company ok, but different floors or dept.. hehe

[Voon Chan]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: i thought OL was Old Lady!

[Hades]

euj, that wan is OCBC liao hahaha

[Alkapocino]

Office romance is bad idea...unless your work not inter-related with each other. Otherwise if things go sour, how to face each other?
Ai yo..OL not necessary office romance lah! :D

Try this:

Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Bertha?

[Alkapocino]

euj, that wan is OCBC liao hahaha
Wah...you also know OCBC ar? Where's KoChun and Ball Ung!!! :laugh:

[Hades]

Ai yo..OL not necessary office romance lah! :D

Try this:

Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Bertha?

hahaha initially u'll get screwed, which is wat u wanted :laugh:

how about this? do u believe in love at first sight or do i have to walk pass by u again?

[SS2006]

My husband and i also office romance one, but i left the company 2 months after i know him, not due to him but due to other factor.
His pick-up line not to me but to my man boss:eek:
After finished talking on the phone with my boss, my hub asked...'Is Shirlene there? Can i speak to her?" ...ice broken, the rest is history:D

[Hades]

My husband and i also office romance one, but i left the company 2 months after i know him, not due to him but due to other factor.
His pick-up line not to me but to my man boss:eek:
After finished talking on the phone with my boss, my hub asked...'Is Shirlene there? Can i speak to her?" ...ice broken, the rest is history:D

ok u got me lost there for a while, but anything goes.. hehehe as long as u're happy shirlene sis...as long as u're happy..

[euj]

euj, that wan is OCBC liao hahaha
what is OCBC?

[alfred98]

My fingers and hand do the talking!!!!:laugh: :unsure: Deaf and dumb hah!!!:laugh:

[Hades]

what is OCBC?

i'll pm u, inappropriate here to post

[SS2006]

i'll pm u, inappropriate here to post
pm me too:)

[Oddfather]

what is OCBC?
Overseas Chinese Bank Corporation...!!!

[euj]

Overseas Chinese Bank Corporation...!!!
thanks, but i meant in context lah...

[Oddfather]

thanks, but i meant in context lah...
Thats the answer....
i'll pm u, inappropriate here to post

[euj]

calvin gave me a heaps better answer... :)

[Oddfather]

calvin gave me a heaps better answer... :)
wonder what answers he gave you and where he got it from???

[Hades]

hahaha in a way, the boss is oso correct, but 1 think i tried to apply for OCBC credit card, so hard to apply wan!!

[Oddfather]

thanks, but i meant in context lah...
you most welcome.....I dun know what context you are looking for.

[Hades]

you most welcome.....I dun know what context you are looking for.

haha boss boss, sometimes thing juz happens huh...anywayz cheers

[Dino]

My fav....
Dino: Hi there, you looked tired!!
Sammi : Why you say so?
Dino: You've been running around my mind all night long.....http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/vghc/kozomain.gif

[Alkapocino]

calvin gave me a heaps better answer... :)
Ask Calvin Teh what's CSI and FBI....:D

[Hades]

Ask Calvin Teh what's CSI and FBI....:D

hahaha y la me??

[Alkapocino]

hahaha y la me??
Since you know OCBC...you hould know CSI & FBI too. Hasn't Ball Ung told you? :p

[euj]

Calvin - what's CSI and FBI?

[Hades]

OMG!! hahaha
nope i was not told about it, or maybe i WAS told...hehehe
either ways, i cant remember, please refresh my memory...:blink:

[Oddfather]

haha boss boss, sometimes thing juz happens huh...anywayz cheers
hahaha.....life is such.....one make an innocent statement and get splatter.....:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Oddfather]

OMG!! hahaha
nope i was not told about it, or maybe i WAS told...hehehe
either ways, i cant remember, please refresh my memory...:blink:
hahahaha....looks like you better not say anything otherwise kena splatter....:eek: :laugh: :laugh:

[Hades]

hahahaha....looks like you better not say anything otherwise kena splatter....:eek: :laugh: :laugh:

well dats where i'm good at...hahaha i have short term memory lost sometimes....hahaha but this one i really cannot remember :laugh:

[euj]

so, can anyone tell me what FBI and CSI are? besides the obvious, of course...

[Hades]

so, can anyone tell me what FBI and CSI are? besides the obvious, of course...

i guess most of them went out for lunch....so wait a while lo...maybe we'll both get the answer hehehe

[Alkapocino]

so, can anyone tell me what FBI and CSI are? besides the obvious, of course...
shy shy to say it here...I'll PM you okay? Hehehehe....


p/s> pssssssssssst.....where are you, Ball Ung??

[euj]

yes alka. please pm me. don't shy, ok?

[Hades]

shy shy to say it here...I'll PM you okay? Hehehehe....


p/s> pssssssssssst.....where are you, Ball Ung??

hahaha shy meh?

[euj]

by the way, what's the avatar them for feb?

[Alkapocino]

hahaha shy meh?
Now it's euj's turn to be your 'teacher'. :D

[Hades]

Now it's euj's turn to be your 'teacher'. :D

wahahah ok then euj...where r u?

[euj]

thanks alka!

[Alkapocino]

thanks alka!
gee....should I say welcome? :o

[siewjang]

by the way, what's the avatar them for feb?
It's valentine, Euj. Anything to do with someone you have adore before or currently.

[Hades]

It's valentine, Euj. Anything to do with someone you have adore before or currently.

so mine still applicable hehe

[SS2006]

so mine still applicable hehe
WK, nice avatar you have there....is this a good pickup line?:D

[Alkapocino]

WK, nice avatar you have there....is this a good pickup line?:D
That's my line!

[Hades]

WK, nice avatar you have there....is this a good pickup line?:D

well i think it's good enough hehehe

[SS2006]

That's my line!
No copyright also..:p

[Alkapocino]

No copyright also..:p
Wow..it works!! Let's go yum cha now....hehehehe.

[Hades]

Wow..it works!! Let's go yum cha now....hehehehe.
wow godfather, good trap i must say :laugh: :laugh:

[SS2006]

Wow..it works!! Let's go yum cha now....hehehehe.
Got tricked again, like the cium-cuim tangan episode.:laugh:

[Alkapocino]

Still haven't wash your hand? :p

[Hades]

wat cium cium tangan?? :blink: i oso wanna know!!!:squeeze:

[SS2006]

Still haven't wash your hand? :p
Not going to wash my hand until next new year. Then will get new kiss again.:cheesy:

[dragoncity99]

Jie Jie Shirlene, u kissed Alka's Hand? When will u kiss him on the mouth leh? Can i have some too? :laugh: ROFL

[Hades]

Jie Jie Shirlene, u kissed Alka's Hand? When will u kiss him on the mouth leh? Can i have some too? :laugh: ROFL

wah this one too much liao
*knock on dragon's head*

[SS2006]

wah this one too much liao
*knock on dragon's head*
*Double knock drago's head*
Drago ...the other way round....
Calvin, why you steal WK's avatar?

[Hades]

*Double knock drago's head*
Drago ...the other way round....
Calvin, why you steal WK's avatar?

WK's avatar is a picture of sauron, LOTR bad guy...
mine is a picture of Death itself...

[dragoncity99]

Aiyo, don be like that lah....knock my head, later pain loh....i siao later go pancing ikan at Padang Sekolah ACS loh.

Why u 2 bully and lawan me satu orang, not fair lah.

[Hades]

Aiyo, don be like that lah....knock my head, later pain loh....i siao later go pancing ikan at Padang Sekolah ACS loh.

Why u 2 bully and lawan me satu orang, not fair lah.
hehehe go grab someone then come

[SS2006]

Aiyo, don be like that lah....knock my head, later pain loh....i siao later go pancing ikan at Padang Sekolah ACS loh.

Why u 2 bully and lawan me satu orang, not fair lah.
Calvin will always side me rather than you, rite Calvin?:)

[Hades]

Calvin will always side me rather than you, rite Calvin?:)

hahaha u can say that but for now, i need to go off, i'm going over to klia now to pick up someone...bye guyz have fun

[SS2006]

hahaha u can say that but for now, i need to go off, i'm going over to klia now to pick up someone...bye guyz have fun
Girlfren?:)

[dragoncity99]

Oki lemme me see, i don wan to fight u all, coz no ending, i try to bribe CK and compromise with Jie Jie Shirlene. how's that...we all living in a big happy family.

I love u, u love me, together we make kopi. :laugh: :laugh:

Don wan to post oledi, balik oledi hehehehe bye bye ;)

[Hades]

Girlfren?:)
no dear, i'm single dear, but she's my ex-gf hehehe

[SS2006]

no dear, i'm single dear, but she's my ex-gf hehehe
Rekindle the flame tonite?

[dragoncity99]

Wah CK wan to play RocknRoll 2nite loh hahahaha,

So im all alone lah i guess. Ok , guess not, i can kacau jie jie Shirelene oledi....since 1vs1 oledi muahahahaha

[Hades]

no la
juz friends that's all, so happens no one was available to pick her up so there i am...:sus:

[dragoncity99]

Such a gentleman. I feel malu oledi, coz all my ex i ignore them oledi :o

Im very ashamed lah. So got chance to continue? Got her pic o not CK? Can see ah? :p heheeheh

[Hades]

Such a gentleman. I feel malu oledi, coz all my ex i ignore them oledi :o

Im very ashamed lah. So got chance to continue? Got her pic o not CK? Can see ah? :p heheeheh

got, but hor, it's at my home pc....i'm at office now...hehe

[ungsutiong]

calvinteh, u got to get the best pick up line from alka. Late last year, alka & I were roaming around KLCC during lunch time. There was this drop-dead-gorgeous girl who could stop the traffic in KL, walking towards us. The problem was that she was with the ugliest boyfriend in the neighbourhood. Alka went up to her & asked : "Excuse me, is this your boyfriend? Well, ahem, err... I'm actually doing a survey around here."
Alka was in top form. He got her name, phone number & her bf could only afford a smile. That was truly the "Legend" in action.

[Hades]

calvinteh, u got to get the best pick up line from alka. Late last year, alka & I were roaming around KLCC during lunch time. There was this drop-dead-gorgeous girl who could stop the traffic in KL, walking towards us. The problem was that she was with the ugliest boyfriend in the neighbourhood. Alka went up to her & asked : "Excuse me, is this your boyfriend? Well, ahem, err... I'm actually doing a survey around here."
Alka was in top form. He got her name, phone number & her bf could only afford a smile. That was truly the "Legend" in action.

wow, looks like a real talent in there, well i guess we dun call him the godfather for no reason huh?? hehehe
ALKA!! teach me some tricks man...i need it since i'm single hehe

[dragoncity99]

Wah lau, really a godfather and a "Legen" hahaha :laugh:

CK, tonight make sure u show the pic loh. Or else i sakit jiwa later. hahahaah

[Hades]

Wah lau, really a godfather and a "Legen" hahaha :laugh:

CK, tonight make sure u show the pic loh. Or else i sakit jiwa later. hahahaah

aiya, that ex gf of mine is not a traffic stopper la...but she's beautiful inside...

[Oddfather]

calvinteh, u got to get the best pick up line from alka. Late last year, alka & I were roaming around KLCC during lunch time. There was this drop-dead-gorgeous girl who could stop the traffic in KL, walking towards us. The problem was that she was with the ugliest boyfriend in the neighbourhood. Alka went up to her & asked : "Excuse me, is this your boyfriend? Well, ahem, err... I'm actually doing a survey around here."
Alka was in top form. He got her name, phone number & her bf could only afford a smile. That was truly the "Legend" in action.
did the Godfather get her VS???:squeeze:

[Hades]

did the Godfather get her VS???:squeeze:
VS??

[ungsutiong]

did the Godfather get her VS???:squeeze:
Probably Godfather gave her his VS & CV. :laugh:

[Oddfather]

Probably Godfather gave her his VS & CV. :laugh:
99-40-44 izit..???

[ungsutiong]

99-40-44 izit..???
Is this a pickup line?

[Oddfather]

Is this a pickup line?
dey, Thats Alka VS..!!!

Whats your pick up line when you go play golf??

[ungsutiong]

.......Whats your pick up line when you go play golf??
Shall we play? :smile-2:

[Hades]

hahaha good line good line
all the girls would come running liao :amused:

[Oddfather]

Shall we play? :smile-2:
:( I thot....Shall we play 18 holes??

[Hades]

:( I thot....Shall we play 18 holes??
wah...can tahan or not??
18 holes woh.. a bit the tiring right? :huh:

[Oddfather]

wah...can tahan or not??
18 holes woh.. a bit the tiring right? :huh:
thats normal for a full game.

[Hades]

thats normal for a full game.

well i guess it's normal, but normally u need a help of a buggy :cheesy:

[Oddfather]

well i guess it's normal, but normally u need a help of a buggy :cheesy:
some ppl walk the entire 18 holes course....but not me...:laugh: :laugh:

[Hades]

some ppl walk the entire 18 holes course....but not me...:laugh: :laugh:

isnt renting a buggy quite expensive right?

[Oddfather]

isnt renting a buggy quite expensive right?
not expensive, but some courses are walking course so no buggy allowed.

We should get back to topic.:)

[Hades]

not expensive, but some courses are walking course so no buggy allowed.

We should get back to topic.:)

ok boss, try this:

r u from jamaica??
coz ja maican(makin) me crazy

[Oddfather]

ok boss, try this:

r u from jamaica??
coz ja maican(makin) me crazy
hahaha...

Alka's fav line is ;
Hi....my last name is Ling first name Dar...
All my gfs call ne DarLing....

[Hades]

1) Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

2) Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

3) Can I flirt with you? (plain direct)

4) Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track

5) Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

[Hades]

1) Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin

2) Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house

3) I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

4) Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

5) When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you

6) You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.

7) You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya

[ungsutiong]

calvinteh, where is your fave pickup spot / joint? Alka's fave hunting ground is KLCC.

[Hades]

calvinteh, where is your fave pickup spot / joint? Alka's fave hunting ground is KLCC.

to be honest, i've never picked up anyone in my life :unsure:
but i've been picked up before though :cheesy: at atmosphere...twice :o

[Oddfather]

izit better to pick up or to be picked??

[Hades]

izit better to pick up or to be picked??
well if u're picked then u no need to do all the akward moves lo...hehe
but then u oso a bit embassared that the fact u have been picked up

[ungsutiong]

to be honest, i've never picked up anyone in my life :unsure:
but i've been picked up before though :cheesy: at atmosphere...twice :o
Wah!! U must be the guy to hang out with.

[Hades]

Wah!! U must be the guy to hang out with.
hahaha boss, welcome welcome, but these sort of things cant hope too high wan woh, sometimes got, sometimes dun have wan woh

[Oddfather]

Wah!! U must be the guy to hang out with.
I thot you onli hang out in golf courses...!!!

[shortcow]

in these days, when a guy says that he gets pickup, it can mean either or u know. Of course all guys like to be picked up by chun chicks but in reality do we look like brad pitt? I hv seen some shemale trying to pickup my fren in Penang Gurney Bistro. Is that good????

[Alkapocino]

in these days, when a guy says that he gets pickup, it can mean either or u know. Of course all guys like to be picked up by chun chicks but in reality do we look like brad pitt? I hv seen some shemale trying to pickup my fren in Penang Gurney Bistro. Is that good????
Hahahaha...your friend has extra big butt for sure!! :laugh:

[SS2006]

in these days, when a guy says that he gets pickup, it can mean either or u know. Of course all guys like to be picked up by chun chicks but in reality do we look like brad pitt? I hv seen some shemale trying to pickup my fren in Penang Gurney Bistro. Is that good????
How do you guys feel getting picked up? Do you think it will lead to serious relationship? And how girls feel about picking up guys?
If a girl really interested in a guy, i dun think she will make the 1st move. She may throw hint or find opportunity to get close to him, but will definitely wait for him to voice out. If she is only interested in short term fun, she may do the pick-up. Maybe it's because if she really interested, she will want to be sure of the guys feeling toward her too....and if she ask a guy out, he will definitely accept, so there's no way to know his real feeling. My 2 cents.

[Hades]

How do you guys feel getting picked up? Do you think it will lead to serious relationship? And how girls feel about picking up guys?
If a girl really interested in a guy, i dun think she will make the 1st move. She may throw hint or find opportunity to get close to him, but will definitely wait for him to voice out. If she is only interested in short term fun, she may do the pick-up. Maybe it's because if she really interested, she will want to be sure of the guys feeling toward her too....and if she ask a guy out, he will definitely accept, so there's no way to know his real feeling. My 2 cents.

sis, if a girl can pick u up from a club or a pub right, there's no way she'll have time to get to know u, she's juz making a move for the sake of a companion for temporary time...well, for us guyz, it is a rare chance to be picked up...i understand, but yea it does happened to be before...not tranvestites ya?? i cant stand the sight of them wan, when i see them, i'll either leave the club or go some place else...:amused:

but again like wat i was saying, the feeling is really embarrassing, i mean u're a gu yand got picked up? well, for me, i would think this girl is either materialistic (seeing so much alcohol on ur table) or she's juz playing with ur head, but then again, i would use my charm :amused: (if i had any) to lure her in hahahaha. then again, as a reminder, this happens very rarely...

[Voon Chan]

Calvin, very true. If you are young & single, your friend beside you will just admire you like crazy.

You will be high & not shy.

[Hades]

well the funny thing is i never knew how to be shy....:laugh:
but i was talking to a friend recently that there's such thing ppl born to be shy, yet they need to train themselves to be daring right??

i was also asking whether is there such thing as ppl being born to be daring?? that they need to be trained to be shy as well...:amused:
i told him i was that kind of person, i'm daring no doubt therefore i wanna learn how to be shy hahahaha then he threw me off juz like dat :sus:

i mean, not to sound corcky or anything la, but i would appreciate it to know how does it feel to be shy...i cant remember i knew this feelings though hahah

[SS2006]

sis, if a girl can pick u up from a club or a pub right, there's no way she'll have time to get to know u, she's juz making a move for the sake of a companion for temporary time...well, for us guyz, it is a rare chance to be picked up...i understand, but yea it does happened to be before...not tranvestites ya?? i cant stand the sight of them wan, when i see them, i'll either leave the club or go some place else...:amused:

but again like wat i was saying, the feeling is really embarrassing, i mean u're a gu yand got picked up? well, for me, i would think this girl is either materialistic (seeing so much alcohol on ur table) or she's juz playing with ur head, but then again, i would use my charm :amused: (if i had any) to lure her in hahahaha. then again, as a reminder, this happens very rarely...
Now we all agree it's for ONS. How about if i girl you know, and whom you have been hanging out with likes you and ask you to be her bf? Let's say she's a decent girl, not bad looking etc...would you have accepted? I mean sincerely and not just for the sake of sparing her feelings.

[SS2006]

well the funny thing is i never knew how to be shy....:laugh:
but i was talking to a friend recently that there's such thing ppl born to be shy, yet they need to train themselves to be daring right??

i was also asking whether is there such thing as ppl being born to be daring?? that they need to be trained to be shy as well...:amused:
i told him i was that kind of person, i'm daring no doubt therefore i wanna learn how to be shy hahahaha then he threw me off juz like dat :sus:

i mean, not to sound corcky or anything la, but i would appreciate it to know how does it feel to be shy...i cant remember i knew this feelings though hahah
Calvin, I dun think VC was talking about you in general. He meant if a girl pick up a guy, he will also be high and not shy.

[Hades]

Now we all agree it's for ONS. How about if i girl you know, and whom you have been hanging out with likes you and ask you to be her bf? Let's say she's a decent girl, not bad looking etc...would you have accepted? I mean sincerely and not just for the sake of sparing her feelings.

umm, i had this experience before, it's from one of my God sisters, well she did confess to me, she's decent no doubt...juz that i always took her for a lil sister, i mean, she's younger than me for 5 years, she's still too young to think about these matters, she was only first year college after SPM...so no la, i cant accept, i told her maybe next time, but not now...plus i was too devastated with my ex's blow. i was so low on my self esteem and dignity, i was totally stripped naked that time ... so i couldnt handle another relationship, till after 2 years....

[Hades]

Calvin, I dun think VC was talking about you in general. He meant if a girl pick up a guy, he will also be high and not shy.
hahaha i know, so happens this brought me to thinking of this subject ma...ahahaha soli soli, i hijacked a bit

[Voon Chan]

Thank you Shirlene, you understand my posting well. I was high, the 1st time a girl approached me & tell me she like meCalvin, I dun think VC was talking about you in general. He meant if a girl pick up a guy, he will also be high and not shy.

[SS2006]

umm, i had this experience before, it's from one of my God sisters, well she did confess to me, she's decent no doubt...juz that i always took her for a lil sister, i mean, she's younger than me for 5 years, she's still too young to think about these matters, she was only first year college after SPM...so no la, i cant accept, i told her maybe next time, but not now...plus i was too devastated with my ex's blow. i was so low on my self esteem and dignity, i was totally stripped naked that time ... so i couldnt handle another relationship, till after 2 years....
Hmmm...why you guys always have to be so vague...you said maybe next time, but not now...that means still got a chance, so she will continue hoping that you will like her one day.
I'm asking this because i had this experience too with guy in my uni. I was in my final years, he just graduated, start working. Actually it started during his final year, we bumped into each other a lot in the library (i already know him in my 1st year, he and his friends like to kacau my frens and i at that time, but no chemistry yet), and one day he asked for my add and phone no. When my final year semester started he asked me out and i went. It was just a date and nothing happened, we don't see each other for some time, then i called him and we chit chat. After a few days he asked me out again...and then stopped contact .....then he asked me out 2 months later...and the cycle go on and on. Sometimes when he asked me out i already had other program with my friends so had to reject the date. Then he did not follow up, so i called him ...i was sometimes wondering whether i should do that or not...so that i would know that he invite me out not because he feel obligated. I feel tortured emotionally wondering what his real feeling towards me, i wished he would tell straight whether there had been anything going on. That time i had other good male frens asking me to be their gf but i rejected because my feelings was with this guy. Actually i am still wondering whether that guy did have any feelings toward me. I asked my husband before and my hub said that guy was never serious to start any relationship. But my hub answer could be biased.:unsure:

[Hades]

yes it is vague...but well i was very hurt that time and i cant think of anything else to answer her, but then she took it with positive effect. i mean we're still very close together till this day...she has a bf liao and i'm happy for her...hahaha

i dunno about u guyz but for me, i'll rather be straightforward rather than beating around the bush, it's not that i wanna give her false hope, i know i would be happy with her as well, but not this time, i was sincere about the NEXT TIME hehe juz that i'm not ready, therefore i cant reject her on the face neither can i think of letting go of this opportunity...call me selfish but well that's how it was :squeeze:

[LiLiaN]

i'd rather if scenarios like these can be more straightforward...
i think one always know deep down if he/she accepts someone or not...
so why give vague answer and let the other party live in false hope..?
honesty would have been much much better, no..?

me personally, i'd rather be frank and straight forward...
yes, you may end up hurting his/her feeling, but at least it's nipping at the bud...
not destroying the whole blossom a few months/years down the road...

[Voon Chan]

LiLiaN, I agree with you 100%. Your approach is very practical. Giving false hope to another is no good for both parties.

[Fulat]

Ceriria's favorite pick up line is "how much?"

[Alkapocino]

And yours will be, "You want a free ride?"

[Fulat]

And yours will be, "You want a free ride?"

And your's would be,"Hi,beautiful, i'm an animal lover, bet you are one too. I love pussies and I sure like to doggy em!!" :laugh: :eek:

[Alkapocino]

And your's would be,"Hi,beautiful, i'm an animal lover, bet you are one too. I love pussies and I sure like to doggy em!!" :laugh: :eek:
O la la.......:laugh:

[Oddfather]

O la la.......:laugh:
Is that your fav line to lure a pussy over...???:confused:

[Alkapocino]

Is that your fav line to lure a pussy over...???:confused:
That will be mama mia....what a pussy like you messing around with the dogs like that?

[Alkapocino]

You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.

You should be someone's wife.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.