Psssstt.........

[Dino]

Psssst.......your fly open.

[daBoss]

Psssst..... big brother watching...

[JC]

Psssst.... your bra unhooked...

[siewjang]

Psssst.......your fly open.
pssssst...... small brother flying :eek:

[siewjang]

Psssst.... your bra unhooked...
pssst... don't tell her yet. take the pic first.

[Dino]

Psssst.... your bra unhooked...

Psssstt....what the heck you looking at other people's bra for???

[Dino]

pssssst...... small brother flying :eek:

Psssst.....its your fly....

[siewjang]

psst... don't worry. i'm clean shaved. Sheesh....

[athena]

psst... don't worry. i'm clean shaved. Sheesh....
psstt....it's getting a little hot in here!!! :D

[Dino]

psst... don't worry. i'm clean shaved. Sheesh....

Pssst....JCWong's eyes suddenly big. :eek:

[siewjang]

Him: Wow baby, you are hot.

Her: Yeah, that's what fever does.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

pssst... take your meds

[siewjang]

Pssst....JCWong's eyes suddenly big. :eek:
pssst.. is his or your eyes?

pssst... JC bleeds from the nose liao.

[JC]

pssst... I'm going to faint.. loss too much blood

[Dino]

pssst.. is his or your eyes?

pssst... JC bleeds from the nose liao.


:D

[song cm]

psst...walau.... ;) talkin abt meow?

[Dino]

psst...walau.... ;) talkin abt meow?

Psssst.....quiet.....fly still open..... :eek:

[song cm]

Psst....I am lookin as well...dem....beh tahan

[Alkapocino]

pssst...pissed off.

[Dino]

Psssst......don't push.....

[noname]

Pssst....JCWong's eyes suddenly big. :eek:

pssst... wah, all talking in similar *hamsap* tone... :D

[siewjang]

pssst... I know noname hamsap too.

[noname]

pssst... I know noname hamsap too.

pssst... dun say it so loud lah... *shhhh*

[kamkuey]

psst.... I just farted :D

[clos]

psst...i read all u guys posting, but dunno talking abt wat. :rolleyes:
but i can hear froggy's fart. :p

[noname]

psst...i read all u guys posting, but dunno talking abt wat. :rolleyes:
but i can hear froggy's fart. :p

my friends told me hor... if you kentut on cushion chair, no smell one coz the cushion absord the smell. betul tak? :p

[athena]

my friends told me hor... if you kentut on cushion chair, no smell one coz the cushion absord the smell. betul tak? :p
pssttt...i think ur fren is so wrong!

[noname]

pssttt...i think ur fren is so wrong!

dunno wor. she tried it many times... muahahaha... somemore gal told me punya, not guy lah.

[siewjang]

psssst... is your gal friend insane? :eek:

[ahbau]

pssttt...i think ur fren is so wrong!

i agree with u.
some people when they fart, even their neighbours had a fright.

[noname]

psssst... is your gal friend insane? :eek:

ahahaha. not insane yet now... but soon. ahaahaha...

she also said can reduce the noise when kentut... ahahaha...

[noname]

i agree with u.
some people when they fart, even their neighbours had a fright.

wah, then the person kentut must be super loud in order for the neighbour to hear. so far havent encounter yet.

[JC]

psssst... is your gal friend insane? :eek:
pssst... I think his gal fren not insane.. only "pressurised"...:D

[noname]

pssst... I think his gal fren not insane.. only "pressurised"...:D

:eek: muahahahaa... maybe maybe. need to ask her again later tonite. :D

[siewjang]

she also said can reduce the noise when kentut... ahahaha...
pssst... I'll look for a pillow next time when i need to kentut.

psssst.... JC, if i can't find one can i sit on your lap?

[kamkuey]

:eek: muahahahaa... maybe maybe. need to ask her again later tonite. :D
pssst.. when u ask her, stay some distance away.. just incase.. :D

[noname]

pssst.. when u ask her, stay some distance away.. just incase.. :D

pssst... dun worry. i will inform her not to kentut 1st when i talk to her. ask her to tahan 1st. kekekeke....

siewjang, pssst... if kentut on pillow, then cannot use back the pillow liao lor... sudah kena bomb liao...

[Rayhong]

pssst.. i still can't get over the fact that jang mentioned that she was clean shaven... too much information man!! :D

[athena]

psstt....getting a brazillian is one of the top 10 beauty tips this year... :D

[Rayhong]

too much information man! :D no appetite for dinner liao :D

[Rayhong]

psstt....getting a brazillian is one of the top 10 beauty tips this year... :D

what happened to the good old days of the amazon! haha.. kidding nia :D

[Rayhong]

oops i forgot to say pssst...

PSSSSTTTTTTT..... for my last two replies!

[noname]

too much information man! :D no appetite for dinner liao :D

pssst... why no appetite for dinner liao after hearing jang said she clean shave??? ahahaha... nothing wrong mah...

[Rayhong]

well she was my classmate for many years la... so now i have a mental image of her clean shaven!! that's why la no appetite :D dia macam adik saya la

[Sarah]

haha..from "hot" conversation to fart conversation..then to clean shaven conversation..what is thisssS???

btw, what's wrong with shaving??? better wat..reduce smell.. :) hehe

oopps almost forgot... ppppsssssttttttttttttt

[Dino]

haha..from "hot" conversation to fart conversation..then to clean shaven conversation..what is thisssS???

btw, what's wrong with shaving??? better wat..reduce smell.. :) hehe

oopps almost forgot... ppppsssssttttttttttttt
Pssssttt......wuts that smell....

[daLady]

i agree with u.
some people when they fart, even their neighbours had a fright.psst....daBoss loves making it known to people around him that he has just farted...

[daLady]

Psst psst....there's a blood red stain at the back of your skirt/pants....
I think this is every girls's nightmare, especially if you are wearing white...urghhhh... and you have nothing to change into and no where to hide...

[JC]

Psst psst....there's a blood red stain at the back of your skirt/pants....
I think this is every girls's nightmare, especially if you are wearing white...urghhhh... and you have nothing to change into and no where to hide...
pssst.. faster take a red marker pen & mark all over your skirt/pants...:D

[Fulat]

pssst.. faster take a red marker pen & mark all over your skirt/pants...:D

pssst..... there is also a white stain in front of your pants.

[siewjang]

well she was my classmate for many years la... so now i have a mental image of her clean shaven!! that's why la no appetite :D dia macam adik saya la
Some man can only imagine clean shave for hookers. Well, they are so wrong. Sekarang zaman apa?

Oui Ray. Clean shaved is more hygenic la. Why no appetite?

[siewjang]

pssst..... there is also a white stain in front of your pants.
psst... should use the red or black marker this time?

[daLady]

Some man can only imagine clean shave for hookers. Well, they are so wrong. Sekarang zaman apa?

Oui Ray. Clean shaved is more hygenic la. Why no appetite?Shaved in preparation of childbirth? Never been shaved before...

[JC]

psst... should use the red or black marker this time?
pssst... blame it on liquid paper lor... :D

[Sarah]

Some man can only imagine clean shave for hookers. Well, they are so wrong. Sekarang zaman apa?

Oui Ray. Clean shaved is more hygenic la. Why no appetite?

yalor... now zaman apa?? Its really better to shave some hair off at least.. hehe... DaLady, not only for preparation of birth... but to reduce smell.. hehe... if u know what I mean..same concept as one having too much armpit hair without duodorant.. :D

ppsssssstttttt

[clos]

omg...
:eek:

[Alkapocino]

omg...
:eek:
psst...Are you calling me?

[clos]

alka,
u are omg, meh? u know wat is omg or not? :D

[Alkapocino]

pssst...not so loud in here. OMGod? :D

[JC]

pssst...not so loud in here. OMGod? :D
Alka = GODfather

[Alkapocino]

pssst....don't shout in here. :D

Thanks Jimbo. Tonight coming?

[TingMS]

pssst....don't shout in here. :D

Thanks Jimbo. Tonight coming?

pssst.... who is coming...?

[noname]

pssst....don't shout in here. :D

Thanks Jimbo. Tonight coming?

pssstt... but when you shave ahh, the "thing" will get grow bak and get thicker wor...

fart is nice but leave some sai stain on underwear/panties IF you kentut kuat kuat lah.

[Alkapocino]

pssst.... who is coming...?
pssst...me asking jcwong whether he is coming. We have "bulu tangkis" game later on. :)

[daLady]

psst...look over there....haiyah..dun turn yet lah...the guy in blue so cute. ok now can turn but try not to stare too lon okay. Afterwards, the guy perasan...

[JC]

pssst... Lilian, boss coming....

[Alkapocino]

psst..Sila has gone for a meeting

[KoChun]

pssst... Lilian, boss coming....

Ha ha, that's a good one!

[LiLiaN]

psstt... the girl two benches behind me spy on me.. why she so kay poh one..???

[Alkapocino]

psstt... the girl two benches behind me spy on me.. why she so kay poh one..???
psst...why don't you give them the "sign". :)

[JC]

psstt... the girl two benches behind me spy on me.. why she so kay poh one..???
pssst... slap her... :D then scold her in Hock Chiew... :D :D

[LiLiaN]

pssst... slap her... :D then scold her in Hock Chiew... :D :D
pssttt... if i do that, she might report me not working leh... maybe i'll get her chocolate tomorrow... ;)

[daLady]

pssttt... if i do that, she might report me not working leh... maybe i'll get her chocolate tomorrow... ;)psst....she's coming your way again:D

[daLady]

psst...i'm still awake...are you? Boss is snoring very loudly already

[LiLiaN]

psst...i'm still awake...are you? Boss is snoring very loudly already
psstt.... why my boss still stay in lab leh...? it's already 5.30pm...
look like real OT tonight... (until 6.30pm - time for his next train!)...

[noname]

psstt.... why my boss still stay in lab leh...? it's already 5.30pm...
look like real OT tonight... (until 6.30pm - time for his next train!)...

psssttt... really beh tahan. my neighbour very bising. siinging songs all the way from 11pm to almost 1am. basket...

the worst case is the two ladies in the house, suddenly raise they voice to see whether they can sing or not... volumn up and down... darn irritating. what will you do? advise pls...

last time i scolded the neighbour before and they keep quiet. now what to do?

[Sarah]

psstt..call the police... :)

[Sarah]

i tell you, worst still... my neighbour is smoking marijuana ar...and their balcony is so near to where my couch is... that's when i watch TV at night, i'd smell of the irritating smoke. I didnt know it was marijuana, until a friend came to my house and told me it smelled like marijuana. True enough one time, I went "spot-checked", two beautiful ladies were outside the balcony puffing their cigarettes... which Im pretty sure is marijuana in it. What to do??

[LiLiaN]

i tell you, worst still... my neighbour is smoking marijuana ar...and their balcony is so near to where my couch is... that's when i watch TV at night, i'd smell of the irritating smoke. I didnt know it was marijuana, until a friend came to my house and told me it smelled like marijuana. True enough one time, I went "spot-checked", two beautiful ladies were outside the balcony puffing their cigarettes... which Im pretty sure is marijuana in it. What to do??oh yeah, smell very obvious especially to non-smokers... close the window...?

[siewjang]

pssst... boss not in so i sneak out for yam cha ... sheesh...

[kamkuey]

i tell you, worst still... my neighbour is smoking marijuana ar...and their balcony is so near to where my couch is... that's when i watch TV at night, i'd smell of the irritating smoke. I didnt know it was marijuana, until a friend came to my house and told me it smelled like marijuana. True enough one time, I went "spot-checked", two beautiful ladies were outside the balcony puffing their cigarettes... which Im pretty sure is marijuana in it. What to do??
psst... artemis, did I hear you say two beautiful ladies? :D