[Closed]"Mamak" Corner

[fishboy]

mamak, kocun, bila nak berbakuteh sama-sama?

[Voon Chan]

Bandaraya mari!!! Mamak ada lesen atau tak ada? Kalau tak ada cepat lari!!!!

[Alkapocino]

mamak, kocun, bila nak berbakuteh sama-sama?
Friday evening can or not? Wed & Thu I have class to attend. Just for this week.

[Alkapocino]

Bandaraya mari!!! Mamak ada lesen atau tak ada? Kalau tak ada cepat lari!!!!
Ai yo yo..the Chairman of DBKL is my Uncle Kamkuey. He sapu all your leftover mah...remember!!!! :D

[fishboy]

mowmantai.. jcwong interested??.. love to see him eat..

[Voon Chan]

Ai yo yo..the Chairman of DBKL is my Uncle Kamkuey. He sapu all your leftover mah...remember!!!! :DIni sudah tak boleh jadi> Ada insider tolong. Satu bulan bayar berapa?

[Alkapocino]

Ini sudah tak boleh jadi> Ada insider tolong. Satu bulan bayar berapa?
Ai yo yo....ini rahsia, macam mana bagi boleh? Nanti Uncle susah. Kalau sudah haus boleh singgah sini minum. On the house. Pasai kawan punya hal...free ane kasi. Ok?

[arch-an-gel]

name now :alka linggam singh... :D


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[Alkapocino]

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Walao eh, even angel also laugh at people like that. :o

[song cm]

name now :alka linggam singh... :D
haha...hey, lingam is my fav chili sauce... :D

[Alkapocino]

haha...hey, lingam is my fav chili sauce... :D
Mine too. Try it on 'kom pian'. Heavenly yummy!

[song cm]

Walao eh, even angel also laugh at people like that. :o
i guess this angel has been corrupted by this forum... :D
shalom no more...

[fishboy]

Walao eh, even angel also laugh at people like that. :o
strayed angel ? isn't she suppose to go back to creator after christmas??

[Alkapocino]

i guess this angel has been corrupted by this forum... :D
shalom no more...
A hahaha...Sonnie, you are dem funny lately!! ROFL.

[arch-an-gel]

ANEEEE....mana saya punya milohor ice... ini sudah mau jadi macam ini http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/28/28_1_18v.gif

[Alkapocino]

ANEEEE....mana saya punya milohor ice... ini sudah mau jadi macam ini http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/28/28_1_18v.gif
Kambing kambing. Milohor kurang manis tambah ais satu kasi malaikat

[fishboy]

sup kambing adakah hari ini??

[arch-an-gel]

strayed angel ? isn't she suppose to go back to creator after christmas??

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The creator's presence is everywhere.....

[fishboy]

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The creator's presence is everywhere.....
father.. pls forgive me and my frens...for we know not wat we talk abt.. :o

[KoChun]

mamak, kocun, bila nak berbakuteh sama-sama?

Anytime, my friend, anytime. You organise, just tell me the time and place, and I'll be there. Got makan, me no miss punya. Hobby mah... :p

[fishboy]

Anytime, my friend, anytime. You organise, just tell me the time and place, and I'll be there. Got makan, me no miss punya. Hobby mah... :p
birds of the same feather flocks and eat together &... daboss, my ex bakuteh kaki.. wanna join us???

[siewjang]

Mamak, itu susu & madu tempat mana datang punya??? Never heard of it before.

[fishboy]

mamak .. 3 carlsberg... satu bagi kocun, satu bagi yvonee dan satu saya punya.. nak celebrate mu punya kekalahan..

[KoChun]

Pagi pagi minum Carlsberg, tak boleh kerja ni. Hahaha, as if I am working now.

Okay, me go minum pagi, will be right back.

[siewjang]

oopss... better sit far far. Cakap-cakap bola again. Boring stuff... :p

[siewjang]

Okay, me go minum pagi, will be right back.
You really lucky devil. Everyday can go yam cha. Your boss don't scold you meh? Wei, you thought you working in the government sector ah.

[Alkapocino]

mamak .. 3 carlsberg... satu bagi kocun, satu bagi yvonee dan satu saya punya.. nak celebrate mu punya kekalahan..
Dey, Carlsberg tarak sini jual...todi boleh?

[fishboy]

boleh jugak..

[Alkapocino]

Tomorrow KoChun picking us up? Where to?

[fishboy]

klang??? near one .. either pj old town or Tmn Bahagia..

[Alkapocino]

klang??? near one .. either pj old town or Tmn Bahagia..
Ausman & jimbo joining us? After that we karaoke!

[fishboy]

i pm jimbo, kocun & daboss alredy.. waiting for rsvp

[KoChun]

You really lucky devil. Everyday can go yam cha. Your boss don't scold you meh? Wei, you thought you working in the government sector ah.

Boss in China, minum beer cina, maybe red wine, I think. Ha ha, MERDEKA!!!

[KoChun]

i pm jimbo, kocun & daboss alredy.. waiting for rsvp

If Jimbo is in, we need to order for extra 2 fellows. I can eat a lot too, be careful hor.

[fishboy]

give him 3 bowls of rice & soup..and unlimited ucha kuih

[KoChun]

give him 3 bowls of rice & soup..and unlimited ucha kuih

No tu bak? How to eat? Don't be so cruel lah... :)

[fishboy]

oklah.. one bowl of tubak + tubuih....ltd..

[fishboy]

alk.. looks like is juz 3 of us + aus if he wanna join..

[daBoss]

i pm jimbo, kocun & daboss alredy.. waiting for rsvp

oi, dun bluff ah, i never receive any pm... anyway, what's this gathering about - where, when, why, what, how?

[fishboy]

oi, dun bluff ah, i never receive any pm... anyway, what's this gathering about - where, when, why, what, how?
this is a gathering of bakuteh addicts with no special agenda . just to ease the cravings.. if intersted.. meet at D perdana around 7.30pm 2 moro..

[siewjang]

Eat BKT must go to Klang. Eh, then i can join you guys too la.

[fishboy]

alamak.. looks like sambutan BKT tidak baik.. no response..cancel sahajalah..ahjang can tumpang dinner at ur hse tonite?? :o

[Alkapocino]

alamak.. looks like sambutan BKT tidak baik.. no response..cancel sahajalah..ahjang can tumpang dinner at ur hse tonite?? :o
Ini Ikan main main aje kot. Waste my time waiting.

[KoChun]

Ini Ikan main main aje kot. Waste my time waiting.

Cool down, Alka. Jangan lah macam itu, okay? :)

[Alkapocino]

Cool down, Alka. Jangan lah macam itu, okay? :)
BASKETBALL...even my wife 'dumped' me. Alone now at Hoxe's. :(

[KoChun]

I go there accompany you lor. You want to treat me ah?

[Alkapocino]

I go there accompany you lor. You want to treat me ah?
Walao eh, put aeroplane once more and you are HISTORY!!! :mad:

Come now.

[KoChun]

15 minit dari sekarang, tuan. :)

[KoChun]

BTW, me no aeroplane you hor. Itu budak ikan lah, friend.

[fishboy]

wei!!!!! i cancelled bkt coz no one respondedlah.. i tot u all not interested , so i go other activityloh.. :(

[Alkapocino]

Don't worry Ikan. We had nasi lemak and chicken pie at Hoxe's the other way. FullOfBullShit was there too. What a pleasant surprise. :)

[fishboy]

ane alka.. bila balik cny?

[Alkapocino]

ane alka.. bila balik cny?
Most probably Sunday with ah^wong.

Anything I can do for you Sir?

[fishboy]

takut kesunyian di kampung.. :D

[arch-an-gel]

takut kesunyian di kampung.. :D

mari kita sama sama minum teh o ais limau.

[fishboy]

yumseng... :D

[Alkapocino]

yumseng... :D
BKT this friday?

[fishboy]

BKT this friday?
shldn't be a probe..

[Alkapocino]

shldn't be a probe..
Lunch not dinner okay? Need to fetch ah^wong remember?

[fishboy]

lunch?? me workinglah..

[Alkapocino]

lunch?? me workinglah..
O ya. Didn't know you don't break for lunch. :p

[KoChun]

Don't worry Ikan. We had nasi lemak and chicken pie at Hoxe's the other way. FullOfBullShit was there too. What a pleasant surprise. :)

Basket, Alan. No mention me there also.

Anyway, me replying from Hoxe's right now.

I am waiting for the surprise guest that you mentioned.

[KoChun]

What an experience in Hoxes last night. Alka, any news on the rest of the cars?

BTW, got people mengamok near Hoxes last night. Scary, I tell you.

[siewjang]

I am waiting for the surprise guest that you mentioned.
Is it Angel?

[siewjang]

What an experience in Hoxes last night. Alka, any news on the rest of the cars?

BTW, got people mengamok near Hoxes last night. Scary, I tell you.
Who, who, tell us the story.

[siewjang]

Is it Angel?
Oh... got it now. The special guest is Glory! :) Hi Glory (*waving to glory hope she is able to see me :( )

[KoChun]

Oh... got it now. The special guest is Glory! :) Hi Glory (*waving to glory hope she is able to see me :( )

Well, Jang, I met 'Angel and Glory' together. Glory was angelic and therefore, I consider myself meeting the angel too last night.

Where is this damn ah^wong? Still waiting for what also I don't know. Get Dino to whack his head!!!

[KoChun]

Who, who, tell us the story.

It was about somebody's car blocking another car from coming out. So, that fellow whose car kena block amok loh, smashed the window of the car blocking, banged the side until kemek teruk and drove off. :eek:

Moral behind the story, do not simply park your car, especially near areas where got pub punya!!!

[siewjang]

:eek: OMG :eek: That guy is so violent. Did he bang the other car using his car? Or else how did he managed to drive away?

[KoChun]

I don't think he banged other cars. He just banged that blocking car until his car could go out. I am still wondering what can the owner of the kena banged car do/react. Cannot even report police and claim insurance, right?

If he also amok, then all the cars that parked nearby sure kena smash window one. :eek:

[siewjang]

.. He just banged that blocking car until his car could go out...
What car is he driving. That that victim's car was badly smash up, don't think his car will be in good condition anymore unless he's driving a lorry or 4wd with strong kangaroo bar.

[KoChun]

What car is he driving. That that victim's car was badly smash up, don't think his car will be in good condition anymore unless he's driving a lorry or 4wd with strong kangaroo bar.

Not too sure, I think was a Wira. Maybe Alka can give you more info. Wait for him to come in, okay?

[siewjang]

ok, ok. Waiting ... waiting..

[fishboy]

kocun, ada apa plan utk isnin & selasa minggu depan? ic smartkad sudah buat??

[KoChun]

kocun, ada apa plan utk isnin & selasa minggu depan? ic smartkad sudah buat??
Bulum lagi, but I will be in S'wan. You S'wan jugak? If yes, maybe we can go together. Okay? After breakfast, kam puan loh, then we go.

[fishboy]

buat dulu baru makanlah...manyak olang nanti..

[fishboy]

jangan lupa bawa shirt putih...seluar takpayah..

[athena]

jangan lupa bawa shirt putih...seluar takpayah..
sorry to hijack ah..my company is the company which supplies MyKad to the government..white shirt is not recommended. do wear something dark!

[fishboy]

oops.. wrong info kocun... sorryah..

[KoChun]

do wear something dark!

So, who should I listen to, Athena or ikan? Or should I wear white/black stripes, like Zebra (Newcastle jersey)? :D

[KoChun]

oops.. wrong info kocun... sorryah..

You purposely want to spoil my hansem pic, izzit? :mad:

[fishboy]

sorry to hijack ah..my company is the company which supplies MyKad to the government..white shirt is not recommended. do wear something dark!
thankyou very much miss athena..

[athena]

thankyou very much miss athena..
you're welcome fishboy!

[fishboy]

You purposely want to spoil my hansem pic, izzit? :mad:
u MEB runnersup only lah.. no need to sabotagelah.. :rolleyes:

[athena]

You purposely want to spoil my hansem pic, izzit? :mad:
aiyo KoChun, if hensem, wear wat also hensem wan la :D

[KoChun]

u MEB runnersup only lah.. no need to sabotagelah.. :rolleyes:

Ya tak ya jugak. Huh, I purposely lupa only mah. :p

[KoChun]

aiyo KoChun, if hensem, wear wat also hensem wan la :D

I know, I know. You telling me to wear singlet to take pic??? :eek: http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/angry/devil.gif

[fishboy]

aiyo KoChun, if hensem, wear wat also hensem wan la :D
no need to wear lagi sexy.. ;)

[KoChun]

no need to wear lagi sexy.. ;)
Tak boleh, later 6 in 1 ter'expose', then no value liao. Now also value damn low already.

[fishboy]

try putting pic in checkcheck3 to asses value.. :D

[arch-an-gel]

Wooh...time for a tea break..'

Eii.where's everybody???..even the Ane also not here..ini kedai pintu buka besar besar tapi tada orang... :cool:

[siewjang]

I think Ane rushing for last minute preparation for CNY. Today, whole day tak nampak bayang. :(

[arch-an-gel]

I think Ane rushing for last minute preparation for CNY. Today, whole day tak nampak bayang. :(

aku ingat dia sedang shopping dengan mrs. ane..

[KoChun]

aku ingat dia sedang shopping dengan mrs. ane..

Balik kampung, oh oh ohhhh, balik kampung...hati riang.................

[siewjang]

Wah, Ah Nae so fast new year mood liao ah? No wonder quiet only la.

[fishboy]

ane...kuihkapit satu tin..milo ais satu..eh takda orang ???..

[KoChun]

ane mana ada serve kuih kapit? I thought only ah pek got serve kuih kapit?

ikan, bila balik kampung?

[fishboy]

sunday early morning....

[KoChun]

Good, see you in Sitiawan.

Me tomorrow early morning.

[Alkapocino]

Hati ku riang...ah^wong sudah balik. Ini malam kita boleh makan minum sampai pagi!

[KoChun]

Hati ku riang...ah^wong sudah balik. Ini malam kita boleh makan minum sampai pagi!
Can I join, Alka? ah wong mana tidur ini malam?

[Alkapocino]

ah^wong tidur kat Hoxe's malam ini. Tengah enjoy nasi lemak dan teh o ais limau.

He's putting up a night at my place.

[Voon Chan]

Sudah pukul 10.25, mamak belum mari lagi. Masih di Hoxe kah? :confused:

[KoChun]

ah^wong tidur kat Hoxe's malam ini. Tengah enjoy nasi lemak dan teh o ais limau.

He's putting up a night at my place.

Hey, Alka, mana lu bawak ah wong pi semalam? Wa pi Hoxes tarak pun? Tadi sms lu belanja lu makan ais kacang Sitiawan pun tarak hew saya? Apa ni??? Reply pun tak ada. :mad:

[Alkapocino]

Still in KL doing some last minute shopping. Kaki besi is here again. Balik kampung tomorrow. :)

Sorry for NOT replying your SMS. I thought that was a STATEMENT not a question. :p

[KoChun]

Sorry for NOT replying your SMS. I thought that was a STATEMENT not a question. :p

Am I so bo liao to give you that statement, Alka? It was a question, an invitation!!! Excuses nia. Make sure you bring your racquet back, as promised over the phone just now.

Have a pleasant drive back later, okay?

[fishboy]

alamak.. kedai covered with webs... mamak still cny mood kah?? time to lose some weights..kochun, capt ching, alka, rogue trader, jcwong, ahwong & the rest of the world: bila nak futsal lagi, this weekend boleh kah??

[KoChun]

Me on, tapi talak boots lah. Kena curi in Toyota, cilakak!!! :mad:

Give me more details, fishboy.

[Alkapocino]

Me on, tapi talak boots lah. Kena curi in Toyota, cilakak!!! :mad:

Give me more details, fishboy.
Hey! Don't tell me you really lost the pair of boots. Walao eh, that boots have got sentimental value....don't you know it?

[KoChun]

Hey! Don't tell me you really lost the pair of boots. Walao eh, that boots have got sentimental value....don't you know it?
Betul punya, Alka. Soli loh, not that I want it to happen.

[Alkapocino]

Betul punya, Alka. Soli loh, not that I want it to happen.
What else did you left in the car boot? Wallet? :rolleyes:

[fishboy]

topi peranchis??

[KoChun]

What else did you left in the car boot? Wallet? :rolleyes:
Do you put your wallet in your car boot, Alka?

[KoChun]

topi peranchis??
Apa tu, ikan?

[Alkapocino]

topi peranchis??
As in French Cap?? Melted already under the hot sun!!! Ask KoChun to use British Cap instead. :D

[Alkapocino]

Do you put your wallet in your car boot, Alka?
Precisely what I am trying to tell you. You don't leave your boots in the car boot when you send your car for repairs! :mad:

[KoChun]

I got your point, Alka. I main main saja with you mah. :p

[Alkapocino]

I got your point, Alka. I main main saja with you mah. :p
Good. For that I will give you another pair of new boots. :)

[fishboy]

Good. For that I will give you another pair of new boots. :)
yellow or golden boots??

[Alkapocino]

yellow or golden boots??
Undersized boots...as a punishment. :mad:

[dtchieng]

undersized yellow boots.. like the one pua chu kang got for her baby daughter.. :D

[fishboy]

i sponsor the mole... :D

[Alkapocino]

undersized yellow boots.. like the one pua chu kang got for her baby daughter.. :D
Muahahaha....BLUE colour can or not? Muahahaha. ROFL

[KoChun]

i sponsor the mole... :D
I already got moles with me. :D

[KoChun]

Good. For that I will give you another pair of new boots. :)
Thanks in advance, Alka. :)

[Alkapocino]

Thanks in advance, Alka. :)
You are most welcome.

[fishboy]

I already got moles with me. :D
tak nampak pun :D somewhere we can't see?

[KoChun]

This mamak shop will be closed a little earlier today. Please visit the next mamak stall, okay?

Manage by the same mamak, I hope.

[KoChun]

tak nampak pun :D somewhere we can't see?
Do you really want to see, ikan?

[dtchieng]

This mamak shop will be closed a little earlier today. Please visit the next mamak stall, okay?

Manage by the same mamak, I hope.
the last post(er) will pick up the bills ya.. :D

[KoChun]

the last post(er) will pick up the bills ya.. :D
Shouldn't have replied. You would have been the person picking up the bills. :)

[siewjang]

But i think Fishboy drank the most teh tarik here. Somemore order kuih kapit :mad:

Ah Neh, one roti nan double cheese :D

[fishboy]

new mamak stall got aircond kah?? :D

[KoChun]

Then we vote that fishboy has to pay the bills, agree? :)

[siewjang]

Fishboy, apa macam?

[dtchieng]

get fishboy to sponsor aircond in next mamak stall or even better, pay for "cun chick" to offer manual fanning/kipas'ing service.. :D

[KoChun]

fishboy to fulfill all requests in the next mamak stall?

[fishboy]

only fanning & kipassing??

[KoChun]

only fanning & kipassing??
What else, fishboy?

[fishboy]

what abt cahkuat service??? will attract alot of customer one..must upgrade facilities..

[Alkapocino]

new mamak stall got aircond kah?? :D
Got...you ask happyghost to kentut!

[siewjang]

Wah if that is the case have to look for a new place with a back door.

[KoChun]

This mamak stall will self-destruct in 5 minutes. Please visit the new mamak stall.

fishboy, time to Upacara Perasmian new mamak stall. Need lion dance and 24 drums?

[fishboy]

oooiii!!!! mamak belum habis kiralah...u orong tapau banyak-banyak

[KoChun]

oooiii!!!! mamak belum habis kiralah...u orong tapau banyak-banyak
Okay, extend another 5 minutes. Cepat tapau, mamak.

Fishboy, lion dance team sudah tiba. Kasi bukak.

[fishboy]

mamak! buku 555 saya mana ? masuk accountlah... kira semua... :(

[Alkapocino]

mamak! buku 555 saya mana ? masuk accountlah... kira semua... :(
Ini hari semua free.

[Alkapocino]

New opening with aircond.

[KoChun]

Mamak moved to a new place, got air-cond somemore.

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