Mount K

[Adele]

Dear Ah Boh,

Heard from Malc you planning Mount K trip in Nov ah? care to share with us the plans? Me interested but need to know details and safety precautions taken as will have to be pretty bridesmaid in Dec so must know if i will be able to come back in one piece and still look presentable. :D

Thank you!!

xoxo,
Lin

[alfred98]

Dear Ah Boh,

Heard from Malc you planning Mount K trip in Nov ah? care to share with us the plans? Me interested but need to know details and safety precautions taken as will have to be pretty bridesmaid in Dec so must know if i will be able to come back in one piece and still look presentable. :D

Thank you!!

xoxo,
Lin

Dearest Adele....climb Ungku Busu first!!!!!:laugh:

[Dino]

Dearest Adele....climb Ungku Busu first!!!!!:laugh:

Dearest Alfred,
Why you make me laugh ah? :laugh: :p

[datokuan]

Dearest Alfred,
Why you make me laugh ah? :laugh: :p

Dear Dino, I tot it was a serious suggestion.... practice and training... sum more lau-G condition...must continue to be pretty after climb....to b a bridesmaid in Dec.....:h:

[JC]

Dearest Adele... after climbing Mount K, you will be prettier from the rosy cheeks...

[Dino]

Dear Dino, I tot it was a serious suggestion.... practice and training... sum more lau-G condition...must continue to be pretty after climb....to b a bridesmaid in Dec.....:h:

Dear Dato,
I was laughing at our forum g-spot doctors comment. Look! He put laughing emoticon at the end of his remark. :p

[datokuan]

Dear Dato,
I was laughing at our forum g-spot doctors comment. Look! He put laughing emoticon at the end of his remark. :p

Dear Dino, this is good :laugh: :laugh: . Lets wait for Ah Boh to respond as she is the person Adele want... we all just spectator onli........

[Ah Boh]

Dear Ah Boh,

Heard from Malc you planning Mount K trip in Nov ah? care to share with us the plans? Me interested but need to know details and safety precautions taken as will have to be pretty bridesmaid in Dec so must know if i will be able to come back in one piece and still look presentable. :D

Thank you!!

xoxo,
Lin
Why la u write such a formal 'letter'?? Sumore why thank me?? Blur... :blink:

Yups! I've always wanted to climb dat amazing mountain while james wanted to go water rafting in monsoon season for more thrill. We're all flying there together on 7th Nov but coming back separately as some want to extend their hols while some hv to return to work. I'm coming back on 13th Nov.

Basically in 5-6 days, we plan to climb KK in 2 days (overnite at Laban Rata)and the balance days spent on water rafting, island hopping, visit cultural village, etc. Those who overstay hv their own plans so i wouldnt know.

Budget is between RM1k-RM1.5k including flights, tour packages, accommodation and food exp. We're trying to keep it to a minimum by staying in budget places instead of hotels, eating where d locals eat instead of restaurants, get group discounts for all activities with fabian's help.

There are 6 of us daredevils so far... me, james, hock kin, mal, prescilia & fabian in sabah who will act as our negotiator n 'tour guide' around town.

As for coming back in one piece, u'll be ok as long as u follow d guide while climbing KK and try not to fall off while rafting (it's a really rough ride).

I cant promise u'll return all fair & lovely for d wedding, cuz we're outdoors most of d time, but u can get a sexy suntan to show off at d event? hehe...

U interested?? :D

[Ah Boh]

dino, jc, alfred, datokuan...

im touched by ur 'concern' for our dear gal adele on her ability to climb mountains... u all wanna volunteer to carry her up ah?? :D

adele, u just got urself not 1, but 4 strong macho slaves! :laugh:

btw guys, engku busu is polished smooth by too many trekkers de... no fun...

[datokuan]

dino, jc, alfred, datokuan...

im touched by ur 'concern' for our dear gal adele on her ability to climb mountains... u all wanna volunteer to carry her up ah?? :D

adele, u just got urself not 1, but 4 strong macho slaves! :laugh:

btw guys, engku busu is polished smooth by too many trekkers de... no fun...

Dearest Ah Boh,

I am old ah pek ... so kenot volunteer...all the tulang can patah carrying her.... but we can persuade the loktor to supply her with lots of handiplast and bandage cloth to wrap her around before marching up the Mount K.

Ungku Busu become botak alreadi?

Thank u
Dato

[Dino]

Dearest Ah Boh,
I am in Seattle, don't think i can fly back and carry her. Furthermore, Alfred closer and Adele not that heavy. :p

[JC]

Dearest Ah Boh,
I can hardly carry my tummy around, let alone Adele...
Looks like it's up to Alfred to shoulder that carrying responsibility... :p

Thank you
JC

[Fishingman]

dino, jc, alfred, datokuan...

im touched by ur 'concern' for our dear gal adele on her ability to climb mountains... u all wanna volunteer to carry her up ah?? :D

adele, u just got urself not 1, but 4 strong macho slaves! :laugh:

btw guys, engku busu is polished smooth by too many trekkers de... no fun...

Dear Ah Boh,
Try coming down the other side of ungku busu and see if still botak of not. I would recommend you bring along 2 bodyguards armed with shotgun (for babi hutan) and also parang (to clear path). But the last time I went down that way was a few years ago liau-lah. :laugh:

Yours truly,
Fishingman

[Dino]

Dearest Ah Boh,
I concur with JC's statement about his tummy. In fact, i also having hard time carrying my own tummy. :p

Regards,
Dino

[Chris C]

Dearest Ah Boh,

Please excuse the siao members in this forum.........;)


Yours Truly,
Chris C



:p

[alfred98]

Dearest Ah Boh....
My dear.....it being very very long since I able to reach the top of Ungku Busu.....so U know lah....what will happen if I even try something else........
PS!! But I will be glad to perform that particular job!!!!:laugh:

[datokuan]

Dearest Ah Boh,

Please excuse the siao members in this forum.........;)


Yours Truly,
Chris C



:p

Dearest Adele, now that Ah Boh has replied... wat is ur verdict? BTW, we r not siao like wat Chris said. We r all concern big brader and uncle of ur well being......better think twice before u go tis year.... Ah Boh has other motives for the trip.... she go add dating with James in the trip mah....... unless....u have a boy boy to carry u up Mount K.......

Yours very sincerely,
Dato

[Fishingman]

Dearest Ah Boh....
My dear.....it being very very long since I able to reach the top of Ungku Busu.....so U know lah....what will happen if I even try something else........
PS!! But I will be glad to perform that particular job!!!!:laugh:

Dearest Ah Boh,
Now that Alfred98 admitted that he long time no go to the top of ungku busu luai, would you mind if you help carry him to the top of Mount Kinabalu? Your kindness will be repaid with 5 years of free medical consultation from him. However you still have to pay for the drugs, tests etc etc.

Best regards
Fishingman:squeeze:

(however unlike our dear Dato, I'll admit we siau one...)

[JC]

Dear fishingman,
You the siao one... we are not.... we are the very very siao ones... :laugh:

Jokingly yours,
JC

[malcolm]

LOL! this forum is so siao! :laugh:

[cxtreme]

dear adele..

have been wanting to go up mount kk as well...jikalau tiada aral melintang...plus no demanding boss in new job, i probably can go..

all the unker unker banyak alasan..nvm i carry u up..hahahaha:p

[Dino]

Dearest Adele,
Better becareful if you do go, i think got buaya around. :p

Forever your admin,
Dino

[JC]

Dear Adele,
The above matter by Dino is referred.
I echo his warning. Be careful for there are prawns behind the stone.

Saya yang menurut perintah,
JC

[Dino]

Dearest Adele,
As per JC's response regarding the prawns, they are infact not prawns but GIANT mutated prawns. Please be very careful.

Forever yours,
Dino

[datokuan]

Dearest Adele,
As per JC's response regarding the prawns, they are infact not prawns but GIANT mutated prawns. Please be very careful.

Forever yours,
Dino

Dearest Adele

Indeed...indeed... we want you be careful.... not jus about ur appearance after the climb but also mutated prawns that left with 4 limbs and with long jaws..... and can live on land.....

But if u wan to handle this type of mutated prawn and wan to explore living happily ever after..... I am sure u can get tons of advise and support from us here.....

Your humble unker
dato

[Fishingman]

Dearest Adele,
With reference to the mutated prawns that JC and Dino mentioned, I'll gladly cook them for you kung po style or if you prefer I can make them into prawn sausage. Just tell me the location of the stone they're hiding behind and I'll do the rest.

Berkhidmat untuk rakyat
Fishingman

[Dino]

Dearest Adele,
With reference to the cooking of these mutated prawns,i don't think you should eat it but i suggest that you just kill it and dispose it at the Kg.Koh big longkang. Don't worry, nobody pays attention to anything that floats there. :p

Yours Faithfully,
Dino

[JC]

Dearest Adele,
It has come to my attention that you have intentions to dispose cooked-mutated-giant-prawns-with-4-limbs-and-long-jaws into our Kg Koh longkang. :eek:

I strongly urge that you do not carry that out as it will pollute our beloved hometown. Please consider dumping it into a river near Mount K as those rivers are very clean and can take some pollution. :p

A concerned Sitiawanese,
JC

[cxtreme]

dearest adele..

i think all these unker unker have been smoking on their pipes for way too long....and there must be some hallucinogens in their pipes as well with all these talks of mutated prawns with 4 limbs and long jaws...i bet next they'll say that the mutated prawn can talk and type and even forum!!.

there is no mutated prawns in the world...the only mutated thing living around is godzilla and even then that bugger is way off on mount fuji...

i look forward to seeing your reply with wide open eyes and mouth :eek:

regards
kelvin

[Chris C]

Dearest Adele and Ah Boh,

Gals, for your safety and sanity, please report to Tanjung
Rambutan as soon as possible, to round up these siao fellas
and lock them up for good.

Your concern Jie-jie,
Chris C

[Dino]

Dearest Adele and Ah Boh,
Sorry to learn of your admission to Tanjung Rambutan. I am sure with time and professional medical help there, you 2 can once again climb Ungku Busu again.
Btw, did you see Chris C in ward 2 during your stay in Tanjung Rambutan. :p

Regards,
Dino

[kwimango]

kehadapan adinda adele yang lama tidak berjumpa,

saya dengan sukacitanya sebagai abang kepada cxtreme boleh mengesahkan bahawa cxtreme adalah seorang manusia, dan bukan buaya atau udang di sebalik batu seperti yang dituduh oleh pakcik pakcik di sini

tulus ikhlas,
kwimango

[Chris C]

Dear girls,

Sigh........see what this forum can do? Poor Dino can't even differentiate
who is the inmate and who's the visitor, when I visited him in T.R. Well,
u can't blame him tho' cos' siao people never admit that they r siao!

My heart bleeds for Dino,
Chris C

[Dino]

Dear girls,

Sigh........see what this forum can do? Poor Dino can't even differentiate
who is the inmate and who's the visitor, when I visited him in T.R. Well,
u can't blame him tho' cos' siao people never admit that they r siao!

My heart bleeds for Dino,
Chris C



Dearest Adele,
Btw, T.R. is abbreviation for Teluk Rubiah.;)

Regards,
Dino

[Chris C]

Dearest Adele,
Btw, T.R. is abbreviation for Teluk Rubiah.;)

Regards,
Dino

I'm glad an inmate thinks that way....makes life easier to live by......:p
And I betcha that u see those nurses as hula girls....:laugh:

[Dino]

Dearest Chris C,
Please remember to use standard letter formatting when writting memo's. Thank you.

Yours Truly,
Dino

[Chris C]

Dearest Dino,

U mean u knew I was talking to u? :rolleyes:

Surprisingly Yours,
Chris C




:p

[Dino]

Dearest Chris,
Please take your medication as the doctor prescribed. I was only pointing out your non-standard approach to memo writting. :p

Concerned,
Dino

[Chris C]

My dear, dear Dino,

I'm touched that despite your own condition, u still have time to
care(hallucinate) for others. We will take good care of ourselves
as long as u promise to be a good boy in Tanjung Rambutan Hosp.
And as rewards, we'll bring u kompiang every now and then, but
don't use it as frisbees, cos' the other inmates might get annoyed.

From the bottom of my heart,
Chris C

[Oddfather]

Dearest All,

Looks like you are planning for an orgy on Mount K.

Yours tau hin hin.

Oddf

[datokuan]

Dearest Chris,
Please take your medication as the doctor prescribed. I was only pointing out your non-standard approach to memo writting. :p

Concerned,
Dino

My dear, dear Dino,

I'm touched that despite your own condition, u still have time to
care(hallucinate) for others. We will take good care of ourselves
as long as u promise to be a good boy in Tanjung Rambutan Hosp.
And as rewards, we'll bring u kompiang every now and then, but
don't use it as frisbees, cos' the other inmates might get annoyed.

From the bottom of my heart,
Chris C

Dearest Adele and Ah Boh
Bacause all of unker care 4 u, we end up TKC and one unker talking all the way to TR to Tampoi now.... so please help to clear the air!!!

Now we have Kwi support Cx as a big brader.....wat do u think? Or we lobby for competition to carry u up Mount K?

Not so siao unker
dato

[JC]

Dear All,
ROFL... :laugh: Reading this thread is just too funny. :laugh:

Laughingly yours,
JC

[Dino]

Dear All,
Sorry for all the confusion.Medication arrived today. Chris feels much better now.
Thank you for all your concern.

Yours sincerely,
Dino

[Chris C]

Forumers yang disayangi,

Yes, I do feel much better now that the medication had arrived,
and I can force Dino to take them since he's been refusing and
screaming about him not being mad. I was getting really worried
about his condition but thank God that help has finally arrived.
So please bear with me and try to be more understanding towards
Dino, as the poor fella needs all the loving and tender care from
all of u to help him recover(which is almost impossible). Let us not
loose hope in him.

Your Faithfully,
Chris C

[Ah Boh]

Dear super siao ppl,

:eek: :eek: :eek:

I hereby lodge a complaint to the Yang Maha Berkuasa Di Langit Dan Bumi of all ur contraversial words, wch upon consumption causes me to suffer strange symptoms such as laughter gas and tummy ache, wch only receded recently but is still occuring from time to time during memory relapses at any time of day or night, wch causes me huge embarrassment and shame. :o

Hence, I wish to sue u all for outrageous behaviour on medical grounds of laughter-induced trauma as well as personal grounds of intense embarrassment & loss of 'face' in office.

As a good citizen, I also wish to nominate the same super siao ppl responsible to do their civic duty to carry the royal Princess Adele up a humongous pile of rock they call Gunung Kinabalu. Nominations are :

DatoKuan > Govt to send the patient to Switzerland for intense osteoperosis and physiotherapy treatment to qualify as nominee.

Dino > Govt to sponsor his flight from Seattle and grant 3 rotan strikes to his buttocks for supporting opposition (Alfred) b4 can qualify as nominee.

JC > Govt to send him to Lost Island or Survivor's Camp, whichever the worst torture, to reduce his extended girth size b4 can qualify as nominee.

Alfred > Govt to retrain this lazy bum at the infamous Khidmat Negara program and 3 rotan strikes for brainwashing (JC) to qualify as nominee

The public are welcome to vote for the nominees!

Yours cheekily,
Ah Boh

[Dino]

Dear Ah Boh,
Awaiting anxiously for the air-ticket. Kam sia! Terima Kasih!! ;)

Yours Anxiously,
Dino




:p

[alfred98]

Dearest Ah Boh!!!

Wah manyak TQ TQ for enroling me for the Kidmat Negara scheme.....I really appreciate this......so that my body will be like once upon a time in history!!!!!

Yours happily thin and lean loctor,
alfred98:laugh:

[JC]

Dearest Ah Boh,
Thank you for your kind nomination for me. Before I embark on the journey, may I kindly request for these fellow participants?

In order to recognise them easier, I have attached herewith their photos.

I thank you in advance.

Sincerely,
JC


Attachment:
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/7886/114d1173111948survivorbrj2.jpg

[Ah Boh]

Dear Ah Boh,
Awaiting anxiously for the air-ticket. Kam sia! Terima Kasih!! ;)

Yours Anxiously,
Dino

:p

Dearest Ah Boh!!!

Wah manyak TQ TQ for enroling me for the Kidmat Negara scheme.....I really appreciate this......so that my body will be like once upon a time in history!!!!!

Yours happily thin and lean loctor,
alfred98:laugh:

Dearest Ah Boh,
Thank you for your kind nomination for me. Before I embark on the journey, may I kindly request for these fellow participants?

In order to recognise them easier, I have attached herewith their photos.

I thank you in advance.

Sincerely,
JC


Attachment:
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/7886/114d1173111948survivorbrj2.jpg

Dear 3 super siao ppl (1 siao person MIA liao),

I hv forwarded ur replies to d said govt. However, knowing how snail mail here really IS snail mail, and how the cogs of machinery in certain dept are karat to d point of no return, we may only get a response after a min of 3 yrs.

Meantime, I would strongly advise d nomination to continue for public interest. I would also suggest the most Honourable High Priestess Chris C to be our benovelant & fair judge to select d winner.

May d best man win!

Yours loyally,
Ah Boh

P.S. JC, i believe all ur choices are already booked for heavy filming schedule due to higher sales of d idiot box around d world as a direct result of an increase in idiots worldwide. However, im sure d govt is kind enuf to consider importing d famous giant lizards & cockroaches from galapagos islands as well as some extinct siberian tigers & mammoths from 10,000 BC film set. Im sure they will keep u in good company until u return in several pcs.

[datokuan]

Dear 3 super siao ppl (1 siao person MIA liao),

I hv forwarded ur replies to d said govt. However, knowing how snail mail here really IS snail mail, and how the cogs of machinery in certain dept are karat to d point of no return, we may only get a response after a min of 3 yrs.

Meantime, I would strongly advise d nomination to continue for public interest. I would also suggest the most Honourable High Priestess Chris C to be our benovelant & fair judge to select d winner.

May d best man win!

Yours loyally,
Ah Boh

P.S. JC, i believe all ur choices are already booked for heavy filming schedule due to higher sales of d idiot box around d world as a direct result of an increase in idiots worldwide. However, im sure d govt is kind enuf to consider importing d famous giant lizards & cockroaches from galapagos islands as well as some extinct siberian tigers & mammoths from 10,000 BC film set. Im sure they will keep u in good company until u return in several pcs.


Dearest Ah Boh

I protest... jus wan ticket to balik kampong... dun wan to go far far away... enuf alreadi... can change destinasi or not? Dun care wat Chris think, OK?

Ur MIA 4 1 day unker
dato

[Anson F-Clef]

Dear super siao ppl,

I hereby lodge a complaint to the Yang Maha Berkuasa Di Langit Dan Bumi of all ur contraversial words, wch upon consumption causes me to suffer strange symptoms such as laughter gas and tummy ache, wch only receded recently but is still occuring from time to time during memory relapses at any time of day or night, wch causes me huge embarrassment and shame. :o

Hence, I wish to sue u all for outrageous behaviour on medical grounds of laughter-induced trauma as well as personal grounds of intense embarrassment & loss of 'face' in office.

As a good citizen, I also wish to nominate the same super siao ppl responsible to do their civic duty to carry the royal Princess Adele up a humongous pile of rock they call Gunung Kinabalu. Nominations are :

DatoKuan > Govt to send the patient to Switzerland for intense osteoperosis and physiotherapy treatment to qualify as nominee.

Dino > Govt to sponsor his flight from Seattle and grant 3 rotan strikes to his buttocks for supporting opposition (Alfred) b4 can qualify as nominee.

JC > Govt to send him to Lost Island or Survivor's Camp, whichever the worst torture, to reduce his extended girth size b4 can qualify as nominee.

Alfred > Govt to retrain this lazy bum at the infamous Khidmat Negara program and 3 rotan strikes for brainwashing (JC) to qualify as nominee

The public are welcome to vote for the nominees!

Yours cheekily,
Ah Boh

Darn!! I m gonna laff me butt off my chair!!! :eek: :laugh:

[Fishingman]

Dear Anson,

Kindly use a proper memo format while posting in this thread. If not we'll send you to carry Ah Boh up to Mount K.

Your CTA1 jiran
Fishingman

[Oddfather]

Dear Anson,

Kindly use a proper memo format while posting in this thread. If not we'll send you to carry Ah Boh up to Mount K.

Your CTA1 jiran
Fishingman

Dear Ikanman,

Now you are giving RRK/PPK sleepless nites.

Respectfully
Oddf

[Adele]

Dearest wonderful unkers, prawns/crocs, friends and jie-jie,

i stomach has burst from the non-stop 6 pages of laughter (except for the 2 moments when my agency called to interrupt my flow of laughter *sheesh ppl*). i've not laughed so much in so long and i miss it laughing with you guys. forgive me for saying this but the past 6 pages is way better than our Fav Jokes thread!!

so, yes, where was i? oh, ya, stomach burst.... so, need Dr Alf to stitch it up but because will be too weak, will need the 3 unkers to carry me up but (again) contrary to belief that i'm not that heavy, will need additional help from prawns/crocs and to avoid being harmed further, will need trusted friends to bring along the rotans for the 4 carrying 'saints' (3 each should be sufficient) to tame them and jie-jie and Dr Alf to help carry the supplies.

in other words, we shall all go up to Mount K and have fun!! yipee!!! oh, now i would need someone to carry my back-pack up for me.... hmmm.... who can i nominate??

Dearest Ah Boh,

I think i should be able to make it. Please do count me it and update me further when you have the details.

However, as spoken to Malc, i'm still interested to go to Sipadan. This trip will be too much for me to cramp and enjoy everything so i'm calling out to anyone and everyone if they are willing to travel with me to Sipadan sometime in July (heard June - Aug is the best time to dive). Also, i'm planning to get my divers license there so would be great if got partner(s). will find out more details to share if there are any other takers.

Back to my dearest forummers,

Please continue your siao-siao chatters so that when i revisit this thread, i might really have to join you in TR!!

most affectionately,
Adele

p/s: have climbed Ungku Busu. no fun wan....

[alfred98]

Dearest Adele.....
Thanks for the compliments......anyway....if I stitch up thing......mostly lower abdomen and below........so if U know what I mean!!!!!:cool:
For me to carry up things for U this won't be too effective......cause....U will end up carrying me back!!!!!!:laugh:

Yours truly
alfred98

[datokuan]

Dinda Adele

6 muka surat saga Gunung Kinabalu, tak cukup ke? Nak tambah lagi Sipidan...you bawak bikini tak?.. Otak sudah serong and malam pun sudah lewat sekarang.... pakcik ini mesti rehat dulu, ok?

Jumpa lagi besok.

Yang ikhlas,
dato

[JC]

Dear Adele,
Forget about getting your diver license there.
Better for you to get it in KL and fully enjoy your dive trip in Sipadan.

Diverly yours,
JC

[Dino]

Dearest Adele,
Having not accomplish climbing Ungku Busu, now my dear Adele wants to go diving? Can dear Adele swim first or not? If you cannot, our forum RRK/PPK expert is very keen to help you out. I was told that he is specially trained in CPR, so be assured that you are safe with him. ;)

Yours Concernly,
Dino.

[amelia7]

:eek:

[Hammerhead]

Dear Adele,
Forget about getting your diver license there.
Better for you to get it in KL and fully enjoy your dive trip in Sipadan.

Diverly yours,
JC

Dear Adele,
If you want to go diving, make sure you ask the right unker to go with you ,ok...hint,hint..:noworry: . otherwise you will sink. But unker JC is right. You might as well get your license in KL, becos it is vely expensive to go to Sipadan just to learn how to dive. Oso, now nobody can stay on the island. Oni can make day trip there from nearby Mabul or Kapalai.

Yours bubble-friendy unker,
Hammerhead

[datokuan]

Dearest Adele,
Having not accomplish climbing Ungku Busu, now my dear Adele wants to go diving? Can dear Adele swim first or not? If you cannot, our forum RRK/PPK expert is very keen to help you out. I was told that he is specially trained in CPR, so be assured that you are safe with him. ;)

Yours Concernly,
Dino.

Dear Dino

U need help to read Adele's lovely reply? She has CLIMBED Ungku Busu but not satisifed lar..... so need bigger challenge now... psssst..... she grown up girl olreadi.... but I am too old to carry anything ....... so u should come bek to help.......

Now she want to go diving...tis is additional opportunity for u to be a HERO and show off ur muskles.....sumore with not too much clothes on...better choop you place.... before our bubble blowing unker HH from UK as is checking tis thread more often very soon.....jus dun too worry about AFC as he has too many china dolls to keep him occupied.

Your concern unker
Dato

[Chris C]

Dinda Adele

6 muka surat saga Gunung Kinabalu, tak cukup ke? Nak tambah lagi Sipidan...you bawak bikini tak?.. .Otak sudah serong and malam pun sudah lewat sekarang... pakcik ini mesti rehat dulu, ok?

Jumpa lagi besok.

Yang ikhlas,
dato

Dear Adele,

See what excitement u had caused? Now all these ah peks aka buaya darat and laut, won't be able to get that thought off their mind.....:p

Feel molested for u,
Chris C

[kwimango]

Dearest wonderful unkers, prawns/crocs, friends and jie-jie,

i stomach has burst from the non-stop 6 pages of laughter (except for the 2 moments when my agency called to interrupt my flow of laughter *sheesh ppl*). i've not laughed so much in so long and i miss it laughing with you guys. forgive me for saying this but the past 6 pages is way better than our Fav Jokes thread!!

so, yes, where was i? oh, ya, stomach burst.... so, need Dr Alf to stitch it up but because will be too weak, will need the 3 unkers to carry me up but (again) contrary to belief that i'm not that heavy, will need additional help from prawns/crocs and to avoid being harmed further, will need trusted friends to bring along the rotans for the 4 carrying 'saints' (3 each should be sufficient) to tame them and jie-jie and Dr Alf to help carry the supplies.

in other words, we shall all go up to Mount K and have fun!! yipee!!! oh, now i would need someone to carry my back-pack up for me.... hmmm.... who can i nominate??

Dearest Ah Boh,

I think i should be able to make it. Please do count me it and update me further when you have the details.

However, as spoken to Malc, i'm still interested to go to Sipadan. This trip will be too much for me to cramp and enjoy everything so i'm calling out to anyone and everyone if they are willing to travel with me to Sipadan sometime in July (heard June - Aug is the best time to dive). Also, i'm planning to get my divers license there so would be great if got partner(s). will find out more details to share if there are any other takers.

Back to my dearest forummers,

Please continue your siao-siao chatters so that when i revisit this thread, i might really have to join you in TR!!

most affectionately,
Adele

p/s: have climbed Ungku Busu. no fun wan....

To the ever effervescent and fragrant adele pappadum

Namaraskaraaa!! It is jolly good that you are keen for a trip to Sipadan, for I am very much interested in frolicking in the waves with the sabahan fishes too.

I am very much looking forward to having sun kissed days rolling on the beach while being served coconut juice by the other unkers, prawns and toothless crocodiles. So count me in! My holiday is long overdue

Yours jollly goodly,
Kwimango

[Chris C]

To the ever effervescent and fragrant adele pappadum

Namaraskaraaa!! It is jolly good that you are keen for a trip to Sipadan, for I am very much interested in frolicking in the waves with the sabahan fishes too.

I am very much looking forward to having sun kissed days rolling on the beach while being served coconut juice by the other unkers, prawns and toothless crocodiles. So count me in! My holiday is long overdue

Yours jollly goodly,
Kwimango

My dear buah mango,

Isn't it too early for such dreams? Well, reality will be, u'll most probably
be left on some God forsaken island alone, to keep u away from competing
for Adele's attention. U know, ah peks can get pretty jealous and threatened
by guys much younger than them.....;)

Be wise and careful,
Chris C

[kwimango]

My dear buah mango,

Isn't it too early for such dreams? Well, reality will be, u'll most probably
be left on some God forsaken island alone, to keep u away from competing
for Adele's attention. U know, ah peks can get pretty jealous and threatened
by guys much younger than them.....;)

Be wise and careful,
Chris C

Dearest Chris C,
Thanks for the advice, but i will still take the risk. Having said that, I think I better pack my superman underpants, batman speedos and spiderman swimming trunks for good measure

Yours bubbly,
Kwi-aquaman-mango

[JC]

Dear fruit,
You must love kiwi & mango... :p
You got dive license or not? Sea water is bad for fruit skin...

Regards,
JC

[Fishingman]

Dearest Chris C,
Thanks for the advice, but i will still take the risk. Having said that, I think I better pack my superman underpants, batman speedos and spiderman swimming trunks for good measure

Yours bubbly,
Kwi-aquaman-mango

Dearest buah mango,
Please leave the item in BOLD above of you might just end up in jail for flying without permission in an army controlled area, fish harpooning with utility belt and illegal netting of fish. Please be reminded that the island is a marine park where fishing is not allowed.

25 kid
Fishingman:noworry:

[datokuan]

Dear Adele,

See what excitement u had caused? Now all these ah peks aka buaya darat and laut, won't be able to get that thought off their mind.....:p

Feel molested for u,
Chris C

Dearest Untea Chris,

We all concern pple mah...but not like wat u think...we all decent pple.... maybe u should come along to make sure all the hands are kept by their owners properly. I am not joining this trip as too old for these things.

Jus an old unker
dato

Dearest Chris C,
Thanks for the advice, but i will still take the risk. Having said that, I think I better pack my superman underpants, batman speedos and spiderman swimming trunks for good measure

Yours bubbly,
Kwi-aquaman-mango

Hi Mangga

Apa ini? 1st u promosi adik..Cx...untuk Gunung Kinabalu.... lepas itu, sampai Pulau Sipadan... u pulak!! U dua adik-beradik sekarang bersuhabat menjadi mutated udang?

Original Udang Tua
Dato

[Dino]

Dear buah Kiwi Mangga,
Why are you trying to snatch your brother's buah apple of his mata? Gib chance laaaa....

Yours,
Raksasa Zaman Purba

[Chris C]

Dear kwi,

Yah, gib chance laaaa......u see, easier for the uncles to handle your
kid bro than the more experience u.....;)

Yours Truly,
Chris C

[Ah Boh]

Dearest Ah Boh

I protest... jus wan ticket to balik kampong... dun wan to go far far away... enuf alreadi... can change destinasi or not? Dun care wat Chris think, OK?

Ur MIA 4 1 day unker
dato
Dear Dato K,

No. No.

:p Ah Boh

Dear Anson,

Kindly use a proper memo format while posting in this thread. If not we'll send you to carry Ah Boh up to Mount K.

Your CTA1 jiran
Fishingman
Dear Fish,

Anson carry BOTH adele & I ?? Mati lo... Hahahahaaaaaaaa...

Your supporter,
Ah Boh

Dearest wonderful unkers, prawns/crocs, friends and jie-jie,

i stomach has burst from the non-stop 6 pages of laughter (except for the 2 moments when my agency called to interrupt my flow of laughter *sheesh ppl*). i've not laughed so much in so long and i miss it laughing with you guys. forgive me for saying this but the past 6 pages is way better than our Fav Jokes thread!!

so, yes, where was i? oh, ya, stomach burst.... so, need Dr Alf to stitch it up but because will be too weak, will need the 3 unkers to carry me up but (again) contrary to belief that i'm not that heavy, will need additional help from prawns/crocs and to avoid being harmed further, will need trusted friends to bring along the rotans for the 4 carrying 'saints' (3 each should be sufficient) to tame them and jie-jie and Dr Alf to help carry the supplies.

in other words, we shall all go up to Mount K and have fun!! yipee!!! oh, now i would need someone to carry my back-pack up for me.... hmmm.... who can i nominate??

Dearest Ah Boh,

I think i should be able to make it. Please do count me it and update me further when you have the details.

However, as spoken to Malc, i'm still interested to go to Sipadan. This trip will be too much for me to cramp and enjoy everything so i'm calling out to anyone and everyone if they are willing to travel with me to Sipadan sometime in July (heard June - Aug is the best time to dive). Also, i'm planning to get my divers license there so would be great if got partner(s). will find out more details to share if there are any other takers.

Back to my dearest forummers,

Please continue your siao-siao chatters so that when i revisit this thread, i might really have to join you in TR!!

most affectionately,
Adele

p/s: have climbed Ungku Busu. no fun wan....
Dear Adele,

Oi! If u go TR, how to go climb KK? :D

But i'm so sorry the group cant make it to sipadan in Nov trip due to 2 reasons, both schedule & budget too tight... it takes a few days to learn diving & sipadan very $$$ wor...

Unless some of these old unker/croc/slaves wanna sponsor sipadan trip??
Reward --> adele in bikini (wat colour ah?)

Yours-in-hopes,

Ah Boh

[kwimango]

Dear fruit,
You must love kiwi & mango... :p
You got dive license or not? Sea water is bad for fruit skin...

Regards,
JC


Dearest buah mango,
Please leave the item in BOLD above of you might just end up in jail for flying without permission in an army controlled area, fish harpooning with utility belt and illegal netting of fish. Please be reminded that the island is a marine park where fishing is not allowed.

25 kid
Fishingman:noworry:


Hi Mangga

Apa ini? 1st u promosi adik..Cx...untuk Gunung Kinabalu.... lepas itu, sampai Pulau Sipadan... u pulak!! U dua adik-beradik sekarang bersuhabat menjadi mutated udang?

Original Udang Tua
Dato

Dear buah Kiwi Mangga,
Why are you trying to snatch your brother's buah apple of his mata? Gib change laaaa....

Yours,
Raksasa Zaman Purba

Dearest JC, Orang Laut Fishingman, Yang Amat Berhormat Dato Kuan and Raksaksa Zaman Purr-ba
Thank you very much for your concern, I will be wrapping up my fruit skin in my batman speedos. It should be enough to keep them dry =)

I tarak dive license. Maybe go KL and learn? Got contacts anot?

Saya punya superman sepender dan spiderman sepentot itu tak boleh terbang atau menjaring-kan ikan punya. Jangan risau ya. Saya pun tarak mau pancing sama itu ikan. Tarak umpan laaa

Saya memang bagi chance pada itu Cx laa.... kwimango pegi sipadan untuk ambik gambar nemo dan cik ikan duying adele bagi pakcik pakcik tengok.... kalau mahu, kwimango boleh ambik gambar ikan dugong Cx bagi pakcik tengok also

Sloppily yours,
Kwi-paparazzi-mango

[datokuan]

Dearest Ah Boh,

Mount K trip is for you and your gang. P Sipidan trip is for Adele and forummers. Please make sure u take care of yourself and her while in Mount K and the rest of the trip are well taken care by us. But I can imagine it would be fun if you could come along.

Remember she still need to be a pretty gal to be the bridesmaid after all these trips.

Yours sincerely
dato

[datokuan]

Dear Campur Fruit Kiwi+Mango,

It seems to me that you have confused your role olreadi. To spy spy for your brader or to check it out for yourself? And we don't want to see Cx.... tak laku for unker to see lar......so what is ur real motive now?

If you are so hard up to prepare for the Sipidan trip.... batman speedos no good lar.. they are not watertight...... through the eyes openings.... u must wear ULTRAMAN suit... otherwise, just apply lots oil to be olang minyak... No diving license.... hhmmmmm ask the unker HH from UK to teach u lor.

Your sincere advisor,
dato

[Alkapocino]

Dearest Adele... after climbing Mount K, you will be prettier from the rosy cheeks...

Dearest JC,

Let's train to be porter for Adele! :D

[cxtreme]

To the ever effervescent and fragrant adele pappadum

Namaraskaraaa!! It is jolly good that you are keen for a trip to Sipadan, for I am very much interested in frolicking in the waves with the sabahan fishes too.

I am very much looking forward to having sun kissed days rolling on the beach while being served coconut juice by the other unkers, prawns and toothless crocodiles. So count me in! My holiday is long overdue

Yours jollly goodly,
Kwimango

wah wah wah...mentang mentang he knows i'm on the bus and wont be able to read this on time...he quickly go zoom in for the kill... haha

My dear dear dear dear dear Adele..

It would seem that our 'relationship' has already been endorsed by your good friend Ah Boh as there was no mention of any sort of having prawn catches or whatsoever to go after my fin errm i mean back..

it would appear that you are interested in diving...well i am as always a natural water creature...however being in the ever strict singa land where the singa demands that you have a piece of paper to everything u do, i also need a PADI license to bask in my natural splendour. As the unker unker suggests , going there to get your license might be too costly.. might i suggest then that we head towards the beautiful island of stopping island or stopover island..just me, you and the fishy...to get our rice certs...as long as we tidak harapkan pagar...i'm sure we can get our PADI..

your underwater companion.
cxtreme

[JC]

Dearest JC,

Let's train to be porter for Adele! :D
Dearest Alka,
Thanks for the great idea.
Which part of Adele you want me to carry?

Yours anxiously,
JC

[JC]

I tarak dive license. Maybe go KL and learn? Got contacts anot?
Dear fruit,
KL dive lessons are boring and on part time basis. You will have to make several trips back to KL and learn diving in a pool.
I would suggest to you to make a trip to Pulau Tioman, check in to BJ Diving Centre located in Kampong Salang.
For the next 3 days, you will be stuffed with diving lessons. Theory is taught in classrooms. Practical is done in the sea. Exams are conducted under the coconut tree.
You will then pass with a PADI accreditation from a gold PADI dive center. Your dive license will come in gold color as well.

Regards,
JC

p.s. In case Adele is reading this, please do not let her know that the dive instructors are hensem blokes.
The place is run by 2 brothers. The younger one is dem hensem and have made many scores in Pulau Tioman. ;)

[Hammerhead]

Dear Campur Fruit Kiwi+Mango,

It seems to me that you have confused your role olreadi. To spy spy for your brader or to check it out for yourself? And we don't want to see Cx.... tak laku for unker to see lar......so what is ur real motive now?

If you are so hard up to prepare for the Sipidan trip.... batman speedos no good lar.. they are not watertight...... through the eyes openings.... u must wear ULTRAMAN suit... otherwise, just apply lots oil to be olang minyak... No diving license.... hhmmmmm ask the unker HH from UK to teach u lor.

Your sincere advisor,
dato

wah wah wah...mentang mentang he knows i'm on the bus and wont be able to read this on time...he quickly go zoom in for the kill... haha

My dear dear dear dear dear Adele..

It would seem that our 'relationship' has already been endorsed by your good friend Ah Boh as there was no mention of any sort of having prawn catches or whatsoever to go after my fin errm i mean back..

it would appear that you are interested in diving...well i am as always a natural water creature...however being in the ever strict singa land where the singa demands that you have a piece of paper to everything u do, i also need a PADI license to bask in my natural splendour. As the unker unker suggests , going there to get your license might be too costly.. might i suggest then that we head towards the beautiful island of stopping island or stopover island..just me, you and the fishy...to get our rice certs...as long as we tidak harapkan pagar...i'm sure we can get our PADI..

your underwater companion.
cxtreme

Dearest wonderful unkers, prawns/crocs, friends and jie-jie,

i stomach has burst from the non-stop 6 pages of laughter (except for the 2 moments when my agency called to interrupt my flow of laughter *sheesh ppl*). i've not laughed so much in so long and i miss it laughing with you guys. forgive me for saying this but the past 6 pages is way better than our Fav Jokes thread!!

so, yes, where was i? oh, ya, stomach burst.... so, need Dr Alf to stitch it up but because will be too weak, will need the 3 unkers to carry me up but (again) contrary to belief that i'm not that heavy, will need additional help from prawns/crocs and to avoid being harmed further, will need trusted friends to bring along the rotans for the 4 carrying 'saints' (3 each should be sufficient) to tame them and jie-jie and Dr Alf to help carry the supplies.

in other words, we shall all go up to Mount K and have fun!! yipee!!! oh, now i would need someone to carry my back-pack up for me.... hmmm.... who can i nominate??

Dearest Ah Boh,

I think i should be able to make it. Please do count me it and update me further when you have the details.

However, as spoken to Malc, i'm still interested to go to Sipadan. This trip will be too much for me to cramp and enjoy everything so i'm calling out to anyone and everyone if they are willing to travel with me to Sipadan sometime in July (heard June - Aug is the best time to dive). Also, i'm planning to get my divers license there so would be great if got partner(s). will find out more details to share if there are any other takers.

Back to my dearest forummers,

Please continue your siao-siao chatters so that when i revisit this thread, i might really have to join you in TR!!

most affectionately,
Adele

p/s: have climbed Ungku Busu. no fun wan....

ok,ok....dear adik-adik cucu cicit,
Ini unker will be in Pulau Tenggol first week of September...if u want to be my u/w model, please apply with picture......special consideration will be given if you look like a mermaid...:cool:

[Anson F-Clef]

I would suggest to you to make a trip to Pulau Tioman, check in to BJ Diving Centre located in Kampong Salang.
For the next 3 days, you will be stuffed with diving lessons. Theory is taught in classrooms. Practical is done in the sea. Exams are conducted under the coconut tree.

Regards,
JC

Dearest Hensem JC,

May I know that Tioman rates berapa RM per person?? TQVVM

Cheerz,

AFC

[JC]

Dear Mr. F-Clef,
I dun know wor.
Last time I did was RM700 (course/exam/certification only). Transport, food & lodging separate.
More info & contact details: www.divetioman.com

from 5-star diver,
JC

p.s. ping pong is this saturday. sign up quick.

[Fishingman]

Dear Mr. F-Clef,
I dun know wor.
Last time I did was RM700 (course/exam/certification only). Transport, food & lodging separate.
More info & contact details: www.divetioman.com

from 5-star diver,
JC

p.s. ping pong is this saturday. sign up quick.

Dearest Mr. JC

Kinda do your promotion of the batting and slapping the poor small bouncy ball in the original thread or you will find yourself sponsoring Adele and Ah Boh's trip to be carried up Mount K.

Save the balls*,
Fishingman

*Balls= Ping pong balls and not the ball in the forum. :noworry:

[datokuan]

Dearest JC,

Let's train to be porter for Adele! :D

Dearest Alka,
Thanks for the great idea.
Which part of Adele you want me to carry?

Yours anxiously,
JC


wah wah wah...mentang mentang he knows i'm on the bus and wont be able to read this on time...he quickly go zoom in for the kill... haha

My dear dear dear dear dear Adele..

It would seem that our 'relationship' has already been endorsed by your good friend Ah Boh as there was no mention of any sort of having prawn catches or whatsoever to go after my fin errm i mean back..

it would appear that you are interested in diving...well i am as always a natural water creature...however being in the ever strict singa land where the singa demands that you have a piece of paper to everything u do, i also need a PADI license to bask in my natural splendour. As the unker unker suggests , going there to get your license might be too costly.. might i suggest then that we head towards the beautiful island of stopping island or stopover island..just me, you and the fishy...to get our rice certs...as long as we tidak harapkan pagar...i'm sure we can get our PADI..

your underwater companion.
cxtreme


Dearest Adele

Now it is time for you agree in taking up the challenge. Clear support for 3 heros doing training and want to carry you up to Mount K and Cx take care of you in P Sipidan. Sumore u got choice, can add in the bro fruit if CX is not good enuf.

You are really spoiled with choice now. Or you want to wait for more supporter/volunteers before you decide?

Your unker
dato

[Adele]

Dearest Adele.....
Thanks for the compliments......anyway....if I stitch up thing......mostly lower abdomen and below........so if U know what I mean!!!!!:cool:
For me to carry up things for U this won't be too effective......cause....U will end up carrying me back!!!!!!

Yours truly
alfred98
Dear Doc Alf,

Sorry, i meant carrying med supplies for my TR patients carriers.

In need of stiches at tummy area after fats being removed,
Adele

Dearest Adele,
Having not accomplish climbing Ungku Busu, now my dear Adele wants to go diving? Can dear Adele swim first or not? If you cannot, our forum RRK/PPK expert is very keen to help you out. I was told that he is specially trained in CPR, so be assured that you are safe with him.

Yours Concernly,
Dino.
Dear Dino,

Yes, Adele can swim and was a competitive swimmer. Thanks for offering RRK/PPL to help out (sad to know it's not unker Dino who wanted to help out :( )

Concern appreciated,
Adele

Dear Dino

U need help to read Adele's lovely reply? She has CLIMBED Ungku Busu but not satisifed lar..... so need bigger challenge now... psssst..... she grown up girl olreadi.... but I am too old to carry anything ....... so u should come bek to help.......

Now she want to go diving...tis is additional opportunity for u to be a HERO and show off ur muskles.....sumore with not too much clothes on...better choop you place.... before our bubble blowing unker HH from UK as is checking tis thread more often very soon.....jus dun too worry about AFC as he has too many china dolls to keep him occupied.

Your concern unker
Dato
Dear unker,

What's the other meaning to the Ungku Busu climb ah?

Blur-blur,
Adele

To the ever effervescent and fragrant adele pappadum

Namaraskaraaa!! It is jolly good that you are keen for a trip to Sipadan, for I am very much interested in frolicking in the waves with the sabahan fishes too.

I am very much looking forward to having sun kissed days rolling on the beach while being served coconut juice by the other unkers, prawns and toothless crocodiles. So count me in! My holiday is long overdue

Yours jollly goodly,
Kwimango
Dear Kwi+mango,

Yippies!! got partner to go diving but i plan to go in Jul. can please check if it's a good time to do so in Tioman?

Future diving partner + 2 or 3 or 4....,
Adele


Dear Adele,

Oi! If u go TR, how to go climb KK?

But i'm so sorry the group cant make it to sipadan in Nov trip due to 2 reasons, both schedule & budget too tight... it takes a few days to learn diving & sipadan very $$$ wor...

Unless some of these old unker/croc/slaves wanna sponsor sipadan trip??
Reward --> adele in bikini (wat colour ah?)

Yours-in-hopes,

Ah Boh
Dear Ah Boh,

Not going diving in Nov la... in Jun/July.... how about Tioman as JC suggested? since i'm no duyung, better you come if not the unkers won't be satisfied as their hopes to see one won't be met! ;)

My turn to be in hopes,
Adele

wah wah wah...mentang mentang he knows i'm on the bus and wont be able to read this on time...he quickly go zoom in for the kill... haha

My dear dear dear dear dear Adele..

It would seem that our 'relationship' has already been endorsed by your good friend Ah Boh as there was no mention of any sort of having prawn catches or whatsoever to go after my fin errm i mean back..

it would appear that you are interested in diving...well i am as always a natural water creature...however being in the ever strict singa land where the singa demands that you have a piece of paper to everything u do, i also need a PADI license to bask in my natural splendour. As the unker unker suggests , going there to get your license might be too costly.. might i suggest then that we head towards the beautiful island of stopping island or stopover island..just me, you and the fishy...to get our rice certs...as long as we tidak harapkan pagar...i'm sure we can get our PADI..

your underwater companion.
cxtreme
Dear Cxtreme,

That's alot of dears you got there. were you thinking of Angela for the first dear, Pamela for the second, Sandra for the 3rd, Kitty for the 4th and Baby for the 5th??

Shall add you to the diving list then. anymore takers??

Wishfully,
Adele

Dear fruit,
KL dive lessons are boring and on part time basis. You will have to make several trips back to KL and learn diving in a pool.
I would suggest to you to make a trip to Pulau Tioman, check in to BJ Diving Centre located in Kampong Salang.
For the next 3 days, you will be stuffed with diving lessons. Theory is taught in classrooms. Practical is done in the sea. Exams are conducted under the coconut tree.
You will then pass with a PADI accreditation from a gold PADI dive center. Your dive license will come in gold color as well.

Regards,
JC

p.s. In case Adele is reading this, please do not let her know that the dive instructors are hensem blokes.
The place is run by 2 brothers. The younger one is dem hensem and have made many scores in Pulau Tioman.
Dear JC,
:eek: how can you not tell me?? unless you already know that they are gay!! i don't care, i wanna keep them for myself. hurry send over their contacts! no wait... i shall not rush in to things.... can you please send over their photos first? i know your wife is pretty but i have to ensure that your taste in men is the same as mine. lol!! i think that so came out wrong....

Waiting in anticipation,
Adele

Dearest Hensem JC,

May I know that Tioman rates berapa RM per person?? TQVVM

Cheerz,

AFC
Dear Anson,

If the instructors are confirm straight, hands off them ok?!! =Þ

Just Kidding,
Adele

Dearest Adele

Now it is time for you agree in taking up the challenge. Clear support for 3 heros doing training and want to carry you up to Mount K and Cx take care of you in P Sipidan. Sumore u got choice, can add in the bro fruit if CX is not good enuf.

You are really spoiled with choice now. Or you want to wait for more supporter/volunteers before you decide?

Your unker
dato
Dear Unker,

Have you scrutinize and double check on all the carriers most noble of intentions to suggest me to make the choice now? 'coz if not, i think i'll wait for awhile longer....

Til i hear from you,
Adele

So everyone, shall Ah boh make the list for Mount K and Adele make the list for Diving (dunno where and when yet)?

Excitedly,
Adele

[Yvette]

Dear Adele,
If I could humbly suggest that if you were wearing a bikini, make sure your bikini is snug fitting so as it doesn't accidentally come off in the hands of unkers, and crazy fruits that hang around you.
Humbly,
Me.

[Dino]

Dear Dino,

Yes, Adele can swim and was a competitive swimmer. Thanks for offering RRK/PPL to help out (sad to know it's not unker Dino who wanted to help out )

Concern appreciated,
Adele

Dearest Adele,
Unker Dino cannot make it back to carry you up the mountain. Unker Dino no leave time liao. But if you climb mountain next year, we can surely coordinate some Adele and Dino time if you want. :eek: :eek:

Yours Purrrrrba-ing,
RZP

[Oddfather]

Dearest Hensem JC,

May I know that Tioman rates berapa RM per person?? TQVVM

Cheerz,

AFC

Dear AFC,

Finally, my belief is confirmed. Girls are not your interest!! :eek: :p :p

Relieved
Oddf :laugh:

[Dino]

Dear AFC,

Finally, my belief is confirmed. Girls are not your interest!! :eek: :p :p

Relieved
Oddf :laugh:

Dear ODF,
Make sure you practice your running skills the next time AFC see's you.
Worst comes to worst, go ToysRUs and start to learn how to skateboard.

Yours worriedly,
Dino

[Oddfather]

Dear ODF,
Make sure you practice your running skills the next time AFC see's you.
Worst comes to worst, go ToysRUs and start to learn how to skateboard.

Yours worriedly,
Dino

Dear Dino,

Skateboard not enough...I think a scooter is more reliable....

Thanks for the concern.

Thankfully
Oddf :D

[Dino]

Dear Dino,

Skateboard not enough...I think a scooter is more reliable....

Thanks for the concern.

Thankfully
Oddf :D


Dear ODF,
Go hide behind JC then. He's got experience in this kinda thing also. :p

Yours Suggestively,
Dino

[Oddfather]

Dear ODF,
Go hide behind JC then. He's got experience in this kinda thing also. :p

Yours Suggestively,
Dino

Dear Dino,

Thanks for the best idea of the day. I hope Mr. JC would be able hold RRK/PPK at bay. :squeeze:

Excellently
oddf

[lychee]

Dear Jokers,

I laugh until beh tahan liao.....hahahaa.....
I'm reading with prawn crackers at the moment and it sure is the darnest and coolest thread so far.

Yours ever-faithful reader,
lychee

[datokuan]

Dear Jokers,

I laugh until beh tahan liao.....hahahaa.....
I'm reading with prawn crackers at the moment and it sure is the darnest and coolest thread so far.

Yours ever-faithful reader,
lychee

Dearest Lychee,

Please make sure your boys dun read this thread. They are underage at the moment. Otherwise, you got big problems on your hands. So you better laugh quietly.

Yours sincerely
dato

[Ah Boh]

Dearest Mr. JC

Kinda do your promotion of the batting and slapping the poor small bouncy ball in the original thread or you will find yourself sponsoring Adele and Ah Boh's trip to be carried up Mount K.

Save the balls*,
Fishingman

*Balls= Ping pong balls and not the ball in the forum. :noworry:
dear good samaritans,

did i hear sumone say 'sponsor adele & ah boh' ?? kindly confirm amount & date of posting chq to me. beribu ribu terima kasih! :D

waiting with bated breath,
ah boh


Dear unker,

What's the other meaning to the Ungku Busu climb ah?

Blur-blur,
Adele

Dear Ah Boh,

Not going diving in Nov la... in Jun/July.... how about Tioman as JC suggested? since i'm no duyung, better you come if not the unkers won't be satisfied as their hopes to see one won't be met! ;)

My turn to be in hopes,
Adele


dear 'unker',

got another meaning meh?

2nd-blur-in-command,
ah boh

dear adele,

tioman is very enticing... i will think about it... but not qualified to compete with those sexy dugongs frolicking there to entice unkers, most i can do is throw smelly fish to attract those dugongs nearer for unkers to catch.

yours honestly,
ah boh

[cxtreme]

a friend offered me a price of SGD 535 for an all inclusive open water package including pool sessions, theory, land transportation to p.aur/dayang , accomodation and food for the duration of the dive trip on the island. Normal public price is SGD 620. i will probably be taking up this offer somewhere mid june...anyone else interested? only con to it is that u'd probably have to come to singapore for the pool session and thoery. pool session conducted on tues and thurs, then fri head to the island and back on sunday.

[cheangck]

Dear All super siau unker, untee,(BTW I m also unker), adik, anak , cucu cicik,

This old unker here n his home minister is going to Sipadan in June. Any one wanna tag along?? But first I must ask my home minister first cos I dunno the exact date..:p:p

Yang masih sakit perut dari ketawa,

CCK

[Yvette]

Dear All super siau unker, untee,(BTW I m also unker), adik, anak , cucu cicik,

This old unker here n his home minister is going to Sipadan in June. Any one wanna tag along?? But first I must ask my home minister first cos I dunno the exact date..:p:p

Yang masih sakit perut dari ketawa,

CCK

Dear unker CCK,
If you can pay for my trip back, I can accompany you and your lovely home minister to Sipadan....:)
I am quite fed up of the cold and wet weather here, so the offer would be much appreciated.
Sincerely longing for the beach,
Yvette

[datokuan]

Dear All super siau unker, untee,(BTW I m also unker), adik, anak , cucu cicik,

This old unker here n his home minister is going to Sipadan in June. Any one wanna tag along?? But first I must ask my home minister first cos I dunno the exact date..:p:p

Yang masih sakit perut dari ketawa,

CCK

Dear New Siau Unker

U sure ur home minister allow u to bring a SYT along? Better list down her conditions first... otherwise tonite no dinner and kena sleep in the garage... hehehe...

Very concern fren,
dato

[Anson F-Clef]

a friend offered me a price of SGD 535 for an all inclusive open water package including pool sessions, theory, land transportation to p.aur/dayang , accomodation and food for the duration of the dive trip on the island. Normal public price is SGD 620. i will probably be taking up this offer somewhere mid june...anyone else interested? only con to it is that u'd probably have to come to singapore for the pool session and thoery. pool session conducted on tues and thurs, then fri head to the island and back on sunday.

BTW I am still trying to liaise with a good fren of mine who herself is planning a 15-member outing in Pulau Tioman next month, so I am still trying to locate her and ask her abt resorts pricing in MYR (can be way cheaper than SGD) , abt MYR800-900 for a 3day 2nite open water package - shall keep you informed as well as the rest of us here interested in Open Water Certification :D

[cheangck]

Dear New Siau Unker

U sure ur home minister allow u to bring a SYT along? Better list down her conditions first... otherwise tonite no dinner and kena sleep in the garage... hehehe...

Very concern fren,
dato

Dear Siau Unker from down under,
Dun worry about me no bed to sleep n no dinner.. I m 200 km from home miniter ATM.. And also with so many ppl interested to take SYT to tag along I wont bring them alone.. So no problem with Home minister..

BTW I onli volunteer for ppl to tag along.. Din volunteer to pay.. so duit sendiri..

Your normal brain unker n sporting home minister

CCK/Mrs CCK

[cheangck]

Dear unker CCK,
If you can pay for my trip back, I can accompany you and your lovely home minister to Sipadan....:)
I am quite fed up of the cold and wet weather here, so the offer would be much appreciated.
Sincerely longing for the beach,
Yvette

Dearest Sweetheart untee,

My home minister n me would b very happy to have u n ur the other half to join us.. Better if no children as this trip I m not bring the children along as they r too young for diving but my SIL is taging along... But as I said earlier I invite ppl to join me but din volunteer for anything with $$$ sign.. So pls join us in Sipadan..

Your previous n still sweetheart,

CCK

[datokuan]

Dear Siau Unker from down under,
Dun worry about me no bed to sleep n no dinner.. I m 200 km from home miniter ATM.. And also with so many ppl interested to take SYT to tag along I wont bring them alone.. So no problem with Home minister..

BTW I onli volunteer for ppl to tag along.. Din volunteer to pay.. so duit sendiri..

Your normal brain unker n sporting home minister

CCK/Mrs CCK

Dear Normal brain Unker,

Yah hor... u do surgery wan... so kenot siau siau... otherwise....potong the wrong part, very susah....unless u can glue it back and start all over again...:squeeze::squeeze:

So have fun in sipidan with ur sporting home minister.

Your still siau unker from down under
dato

[Yvette]

Dearest Sweetheart untee,

My home minister n me would b very happy to have u n ur the other half to join us.. Better if no children as this trip I m not bring the children along as they r too young for diving but my SIL is taging along... But as I said earlier I invite ppl to join me but din volunteer for anything with $$$ sign.. So pls join us in Sipadan..

Your previous n still sweetheart,

CCK

Dear unker CCK,
Thanks for the invitation, but have to regretfully recline. Have blown $$$ after my last visit to M'sia, now have to save up to go Hawaii next spring. Will try again some other time. You have nookie and fun with your lovely home minister.
Sincerely
Yvette

[LaoZhang]

I thought the title says Mount K, how come from mountain gone to the sea..in Sipadan ah?

Dearest Adele and Ah Boh,

May this old Uncle make some suggestions about your planned Mount K trip since I have been there and done that with the Malaysia Nature Society people a couple of years ago ??

For those planning to hike up Mt K, I would suggest hiking from the Mersilau Park HQ instead of from the old Kinabalu Park HQ. You should spend at least 2nites at the Mersilau Park HQ, so that you have one full day exploring the cool Montane forest and interesting spots around the park HQ.

You need at least a good half day to visit a natural Nepenthes ( Pitcher plants) park. There are many different interesting varieties of Nepenthes. I read somewhere in the Forum that there is a Forummer who has a special interest in Pitcher plants. This park would be of special interest to this Monkey cup specialist.

The Mersilau trail, although longer than the Kinabalu trail, is a lot more scenic and pleasant. The flora along this trail are still intact and track are not so eroded. The cool air, fairy like beautiful Montane forest plants and mist shrouded track made one feel like walking in a heavenly garden !

Your stamina must be good to maximize the enjoyment of the heavenly ambiance. Thus, it’s important to train well and build up your hill climbing stamina before going for the trip!

BTW, Adele, Ah Boh and James (?), see if you can identify the Rhododendron plants and see how many different colours of the Rhododendron flowers you can spot along the way up to Mt K.

The essential things to bring are; warm clothes, good windbreaker, good windproof gloves, balaclava, a torch and a good camera to capture you pretty faces in the beautiful environment for sharing with the forummers.

As the wise says... enjoy the journey, yes enjoy the climb up Mt K !! ...:)


Regards,

LaoZhang

[Anson F-Clef]

Dear folks bound for Sabah AGAIN,

To my dear Ah Boh, u should be grateful that u missed out on the Sabah State Railway accident - now u know the risks lah......anyway, I strongly SOKONG what our dear LaoZhang has spoken and pleez add PICS after the trip pleez! TQVVM

Cheerz from the SIAO musicman,

AFC

[Ah Boh]

I thought the title says Mount K, how come from mountain gone to the sea..in Sipadan ah?

Dearest Adele and Ah Boh,

May this old Uncle make some suggestions about your planned Mount K trip since I have been there and done that with the Malaysia Nature Society people a couple of years ago ??

For those planning to hike up Mt K, I would suggest hiking from the Mersilau Park HQ instead of from the old Kinabalu Park HQ. You should spend at least 2nites at the Mersilau Park HQ, so that you have one full day exploring the cool Montane forest and interesting spots around the park HQ.

You need at least a good half day to visit a natural Nepenthes ( Pitcher plants) park. There are many different interesting varieties of Nepenthes. I read somewhere in the Forum that there is a Forummer who has a special interest in Pitcher plants. This park would be of special interest to this Monkey cup specialist.

The Mersilau trail, although longer than the Kinabalu trail, is a lot more scenic and pleasant. The flora along this trail are still intact and track are not so eroded. The cool air, fairy like beautiful Montane forest plants and mist shrouded track made one feel like walking in a heavenly garden !

Your stamina must be good to maximize the enjoyment of the heavenly ambiance. Thus, it’s important to train well and build up your hill climbing stamina before going for the trip!

BTW, Adele, Ah Boh and James (?), see if you can identify the Rhododendron plants and see how many different colours of the Rhododendron flowers you can spot along the way up to Mt K.

The essential things to bring are; warm clothes, good windbreaker, good windproof gloves, balaclava, a torch and a good camera to capture you pretty faces in the beautiful environment for sharing with the forummers.

As the wise says... enjoy the journey, yes enjoy the climb up Mt K !! ...:)


Regards,

LaoZhang
to most respected unker lao,

wow... ur descriptions already making my feet itchy to go explore the beautiful forest & climb KK mountain rite now. I imagine the Montane forest is like Lothlorien Forest in LOTR, where the elves live... aaaaaahhhhhhh... :D

i didnt know there are 2 trails to go up the mountain. but now dat i do, i'll definitely recommend Mersilau Park HQ to my kakilang with itchy feet. thx so much unker, for sharing all dat with us. :)

im eager to take many many many pix of our journey, im gonna drive everyone nuts! gosh, im gonna bring both phone camera & digicam in case either of it no battery or not enuf memory.

hmm.. we havent created a list of 'Things To Bring' yet but i'll use urs as a start :

warm clothes (check! i hv plenty of long sleeves shirts & pants for trekking)
good windbreaker (my old one got lubang lo, gotta buy new one)
good windproof gloves (my dad's rough gardening gloves can ah?)
balaclava (wat is this??)
a torch (small or big normal torchlight? or head spotlight i use for caving?)
a good camera (double check! phone camera & digicam...hehe)

any further advice, respectable lao?

anxiously tapping itchy feet,
An Boh

Dear folks bound for Sabah AGAIN,

To my dear Ah Boh, u should be grateful that u missed out on the Sabah State Railway accident - now u know the risks lah......anyway, I strongly SOKONG what our dear LaoZhang has spoken and pleez add PICS after the trip pleez! TQVVM

Cheerz from the SIAO musicman,

AFC
to the official siao musicman, cousin of cicakman,

oh yeah... i read the news and was shocked its the same train i rode last time in sabah. it did feel very shaky & rumbly all d way, at 1st was scary but it became exciting soon enuf. hehe...

from a fan of music but not cicaks,
Ah Boh

[Adele]

I thought the title says Mount K, how come from mountain gone to the sea..in Sipadan ah?

Dearest Adele and Ah Boh,

May this old Uncle make some suggestions about your planned Mount K trip since I have been there and done that with the Malaysia Nature Society people a couple of years ago ??

For those planning to hike up Mt K, I would suggest hiking from the Mersilau Park HQ instead of from the old Kinabalu Park HQ. You should spend at least 2nites at the Mersilau Park HQ, so that you have one full day exploring the cool Montane forest and interesting spots around the park HQ.

You need at least a good half day to visit a natural Nepenthes ( Pitcher plants) park. There are many different interesting varieties of Nepenthes. I read somewhere in the Forum that there is a Forummer who has a special interest in Pitcher plants. This park would be of special interest to this Monkey cup specialist.

The Mersilau trail, although longer than the Kinabalu trail, is a lot more scenic and pleasant. The flora along this trail are still intact and track are not so eroded. The cool air, fairy like beautiful Montane forest plants and mist shrouded track made one feel like walking in a heavenly garden !

Your stamina must be good to maximize the enjoyment of the heavenly ambiance. Thus, it’s important to train well and build up your hill climbing stamina before going for the trip!

BTW, Adele, Ah Boh and James (?), see if you can identify the Rhododendron plants and see how many different colours of the Rhododendron flowers you can spot along the way up to Mt K.

The essential things to bring are; warm clothes, good windbreaker, good windproof gloves, balaclava, a torch and a good camera to capture you pretty faces in the beautiful environment for sharing with the forummers.

As the wise says... enjoy the journey, yes enjoy the climb up Mt K !! ...:)


Regards,

LaoZhang
Dearest unker Lao,

Thank you so much for your advice!! oh, about the Sipadan thingy, spin-off since both in the same state... hehe....

Ok, with regards to your advise on prepping ourselves for the trip, dear uncles, aunties, family and friends, shall we all bersama-sama go swimming, jogging, flab losing and muskles building in this few months running up to the trip? maybe when we go to Tioman, we can do lotsa running by the beach ;)

Thanks again for your note uncle Lao!!

Ever excitedly,
Adele
to most respected unker lao,

wow... ur descriptions already making my feet itchy to go explore the beautiful forest & climb KK mountain rite now. I imagine the Montane forest is like Lothlorien Forest in LOTR, where the elves live... aaaaaahhhhhhh... :D

i didnt know there are 2 trails to go up the mountain. but now dat i do, i'll definitely recommend Mersilau Park HQ to my kakilang with itchy feet. thx so much unker, for sharing all dat with us. :)

im eager to take many many many pix of our journey, im gonna drive everyone nuts! gosh, im gonna bring both phone camera & digicam in case either of it no battery or not enuf memory.

hmm.. we havent created a list of 'Things To Bring' yet but i'll use urs as a start :

warm clothes (check! i hv plenty of long sleeves shirts & pants for trekking)
good windbreaker (my old one got lubang lo, gotta buy new one)
good windproof gloves (my dad's rough gardening gloves can ah?)
balaclava (wat is this??)
a torch (small or big normal torchlight? or head spotlight i use for caving?)
a good camera (double check! phone camera & digicam...hehe)

any further advice, respectable lao?

anxiously tapping itchy feet,
An Boh
Dear dear Ah Boh,

Adele's feet very the itchy edi. can we have the itinery drawn out to share for feedbacks by the end of this month? i've got a friend there as well who can bring us around in case it's too taxing on Fabe to layan us the whole time.

Let me know!

heave-huff-puff (never too soon to start the workout! haha...),
Adele

[Ah Boh]

Dear dear Ah Boh,

Adele's feet very the itchy edi. can we have the itinery drawn out to share for feedbacks by the end of this month? i've got a friend there as well who can bring us around in case it's too taxing on Fabe to layan us the whole time.

Let me know!

heave-huff-puff (never too soon to start the workout! haha...),
Adele
Quote from Fabian via email on itinerary :

Greetings,

I've taken a look at the suggested activities and the time frame we have for the trip. I need to finalize some tentative dates so that i can do bookings. Dates can still be adjusted after booking is made as long as the dates we intend to shift to is still available. The important thing is to have the booking done. The key activities while be water rafting and climbing mt. k. Here's the suggested tentative:

Plan A
7/11 - Arrival
Hopefully with no delays in flights everyone will be in kk by 11am. Drive to kundasang and take a tour of whatever available sights there (war memorial, flower garden, dairy cow farm, etc.), spend the night at kinabalu park.
8/11 - Begin hike up mt. k
Start of hike up mt. k at about 8-8.30am. Arrive in laban rata at about 2-4pm (hard to predict). Dinner and rest there
9/11 - Mt. K summit
Wake up real early, 1-2am and begin climb to summit at 2-2.30am. Arrive at summit preferably by 5.30 am to watch sunrise. Begin descent back down and arrive back at laban rata at about 10am. Start descent after packing and checking out and arrive at kinabalu park about 3-4pm.
Begin drive back to KK or alternatively head to Poring(see Plan B).
10/11 - Rest and recuperate
Take it easy by touring KK and nearby attractions (cultural village, museum, zoos, etc.) or island if there's no complains then =) . Realistically its difficult to go for island hopping as we need to wake up early and everyone would want to just sleep in today.... at least I know the driver would want to but he'll succumb to a majority vote =)
11/11 - Rafting
Wake up 7am, either drive(we get a discount if we drive) or follow the tour transport down to beaufort. Train to rafting site is at 10am if i'm not mistaken and arrive at the rafting site about 11.30-12pm. Rafting starts after a short briefing and lasts about 2 hours typically and by about 2.30 everyone is back at the starting point. Buffet lunch follows and train ride back is about 3 or so pm. Arrive back in KK at about 7pm.
12/11 - Departure
Since pres and mal's departure is at 6.30pm there's enough time for island hopping in the morning. Can be back by about 1-2pm and last minute souvenir shopping if needed before departure.

Plan B (Poring & Kudat alternative)
7/11 - Same as Plan A
8/11 - Same as Plan A
9/11 - Mt. K summit
Wake up real early, 1-2am and begin climb to summit at 2-2.30am. Arrive at summit preferably by 5.30 am to watch sunrise. Begin descent back down and arrive back at laban rata at about 10am. Start descent after packing and checking out and arrive at kinabalu park about 3-4pm.
Drive to Poring and spend the night there.
10/11 - Activities at Poring
Activities at Poring will be hot springs, canopy walk, a 100m cascading waterfall if you're willing to hike to it (3km hike), a possibility of taking a look at rafflesia (well technically the rafflesia will be there but the flower bud takes 9 months to grow before blooming and when it does only lasts about 6 days). Leave Poring at about 2-3pm and head for Simpang Mengayau, Kudat. Kudat is the tip of borneo, the "dog ears" you see on sabah map.It is on the northern area of Sabah which is mainly populated by the Bajau and Rungus. There's a Rungus longhouse on the way to Kudat we can visit. Anyway at simpang mengayau which is the very tip of the "dog ears", its a nice beach and seaside and the position gives very nice sunsets to look at which is what its famous for. After sunset which is about 6pm, take dinner in Kudat town and drive back to KK.
11/11 - Same as Plan A
12/11 - Same as Plan A

As all of you are most probably aware, climbing mt. K and rafting are physically strenuous activities and thus need to spaced out to allow enough time to rest in between them. I put mt. K climb as the first item first for logistics purposes (less checking in and out of accommodations) and secondly to maximize the likelihood of success for the climb. I'm afraid if we go rafting first we might be somewhat drained when attempting mt. K. On the other hand, being drained for rafting doesn't make any difference. (Can't give up halfway can you? hehe)



Ah Boh > I think me, James, Prescilia vote for Plan A and Mal vote for Plan B, altho im not sure bout Hock Kin & Fabian himself. What do u think? Bear in mind this email was before we knew about Mersilau Park HQ route so Fabian may revise it slightly if majority agrees with the new route.

[Adele]

Dearest Mount K participants,

I shared both "letters" with my friend who just came back from Mount K last week, this was his reply:

"The 2 plan is very different.....i think plan 1 is better....this is because your time is very limited (dun be too greedy) and secondly after few days in jungle, go to town la.....mat salleh dun like to stary in forest for long!!!!

Mesilau is the better trail to go, come back to Timpohon and not Mesilau.....Mesialu is about 2km longer then Timpohon but as the mail mentioned, more thing to see....

i think the ideal one is after the climb straight away go to hot spring but you must make sure your team member must be fit, if not you can't make it.....just like my trip, i reach at KK park 2.30pm but the last person reach at 8.30pm....how to go??unless you all go by your own la!!!!

u can go snorkling after the climbing, its not that tire......summore snorkerling is very relax one ma....unless u duno swimming.....

water rafting is very syok!!!! make sure u go to sg padas and not kiulu coz in kiulu oli level 2+.........

make sure u bring sunblock along the journey, if not, u not oli turn into balacan but charcoal!!!!!to ease the climb, instead of bring torch bring headlamp........"

So, what do you guys think?

Gung-ho,
Adele

[Ah Boh]

Dearest Mount K participants,

I shared both "letters" with my friend who just came back from Mount K last week, this was his reply:

"The 2 plan is very different.....i think plan 1 is better....this is because your time is very limited (dun be too greedy) and secondly after few days in jungle, go to town la.....mat salleh dun like to stary in forest for long!!!!

Mesilau is the better trail to go, come back to Timpohon and not Mesilau.....Mesialu is about 2km longer then Timpohon but as the mail mentioned, more thing to see....

i think the ideal one is after the climb straight away go to hot spring but you must make sure your team member must be fit, if not you can't make it.....just like my trip, i reach at KK park 2.30pm but the last person reach at 8.30pm....how to go??unless you all go by your own la!!!!

u can go snorkling after the climbing, its not that tire......summore snorkerling is very relax one ma....unless u duno swimming.....

water rafting is very syok!!!! make sure u go to sg padas and not kiulu coz in kiulu oli level 2+.........

make sure u bring sunblock along the journey, if not, u not oli turn into balacan but charcoal!!!!!to ease the climb, instead of bring torch bring headlamp........"

So, what do you guys think?

Gung-ho,
Adele
dearest soon-to-be-bridesmaid adele,

i havent got much feedback from the others lately but i'll share wat i know :

fabian is booking huts for us at Laban Rata (halfway up KK mountain) but u must confirm ur flight 1st b4 he book extra bed for u cuz we hv to pay deposit. all 6 of us bot tikets de, waiting for ur confirmation only.

we havent decided to use mersilau trail or kk park trail to climb kk mountain. we're trying to save cost by staying outside of kk park and arrange transport to go to base climb. fabian hv to arrange both accommodation & transport b4 we decide wch route to take, cuz dunno if the van/car can take the rough road to mersilau trail. either way, we're definitely climbing dat pile of rock! :D

yes, we're going rafting on padas river for grade III-IV for better challenge as kiulu river is only grade I-II which is a more tame ride for kiddies... kekekee...

yes, we're definitely bringing lotsa suntan, sunglasses, sunburn cream, wide caps, etc to keep ourselves from turning into walking pieces of charcoals...

yes, most likely we take plan A and skip the hot springs unless we hv extra time. prescilia & myself are eager to check out d cultural museum & village to learn about d headhunters n try out traditional costumes to take pix. we're also hoping to visit d famous 5 islands (manukan, sapi, etc) for snorkeling.

i think we can iron out a final itinerary & things to bring list once fabian confirms accommodation & transport while u confirm flight plans.

looking forward but hate exercising,
ah boh

[LaoZhang]

Dearest Adele, Ah Boh, Ah James et al...

2 months to your Mt K trip ...

Some tips on the preparation for the climb

1) Training for the climb

Remember that you are opting for a very strenuous 2 days up and down round trip from the base camp of about 5,000ft to the summit of 13,000 ft, a height difference of 6,000 ft. As a comparison Genting Highlands is at about 6,000ft, and Genting Sempah is at 1,000 + ft.

Training for the climb should start NOW to build up your stamina and hill climbing/descending leg muscles. Training in the gym, swimming and jogging would help but it is very important to build up your leg muscles for uphill ascent and downhill descent.

Thus, I would strongly recommend that you climb hills or stairs on weekends, the training time should be sustained for long duration like 6 hours to build up your endurance.

The favourite training grounds for folks in the Klang Valley are; Bukit Nuang (Ulu Langat), Bukit Bunga Buah(Gentings), FRIM (Kepong), Batu Caves Steps, Kiara Park and Ulu Klang hills.

Note : Some people suffer from headaches, nausea or disorientation due to mild altitude sickness at the overnight hostel at Laban Rata (3,262 meters/10,703 feet). Headache tablets and anti-nausea medications may help, but if symptoms are severe do not continue the climb. Never underestimate the mountain.

2) Stuff to bring for the trip


• Trekking shoes and socks: A good pair of trekking shoes that can withstand a lot of abuse and 3 pairs socks – 2 for trekking and 1 pairs for keeping your toes warm at night

• Clothing: i) Warm clothing that is not too bulky, easy to put on and take off ii) track bottom iii) Wind Breaker with hood that is water proof and can also act as rain coat
• Water bottle: One litre bottle – there are many stops along way where you can refill the water with fresh mountain water. You may want to bring along a thermos filled with warm Milo to be savoured at the summit. Some people bring a small bottle of brandy to celebrate the success of reaching the summit.
• Food: Bring high-energy bars with nuts and raisins for snatch along the way . Also lemonade flavoured hydration salts to add to your water along the way.
• Torch Light: Bring one that is light and bright. A head light that can be strapped to the head is better, as you’ll need both your hands to grip the rope on the way up to the summit. Bring spare batteries.
• Gloves: (A must) - A good high quality glove that can prevent your fingers from being frozen and at the same time flexible enough to allow your fingers to grip the ropes and manipulate the camera.
• Balaclava : To protect your face from being bitten and your ears from being frozen by the chilly wind. A woolen one that can cover your entire face will be ideal, (like those use by bank robbers)
• Backpacks – pack everything in double plastic bags in case of rain. You may want to have another smaller backpack to carry personal effects like water bottle, snacks, telephones, torchlight, camera for your trip to the top. It would be a burden for you to bring more than that.
• Face towels.
• Plastic bag – to pack your camera, phone in case of rain.
• Medicines
• Waist pouch . It will also be used during the second part of the climb.
• Tissues papers and personal effects
• Camera - bring spare batteries, memory cards. You wouldn’t want to miss capturing the expression of euphoria at the summit of the highest mount in South East Asia

Time for action boys and girls !!


Regards,


LZ

[malcolm]

long duration of 6 hours? hmmm.... I think my jogs doesn't last more than 15 minutes around the Subang lake. I guess my 3 rounds of that lake is not enough.....Thanks for the tips LZ

Anyone wants to go to Batu Caves with me?!!?:)

[LaoZhang]

long duration of 6 hours? hmmm.... I think my jogs doesn't last more than 15 minutes around the Subang lake. I guess my 3 rounds of that lake is not enough.....Thanks for the tips LZ

Anyone wants to go to Batu Caves with me?!!?:)


If you are coming this way, FRIM (Forest Research Institute, Malaysia) would be a much better training ground. Have you been inside FRIM ? There are a few hills within FRIM which are suitable sites for training.

The air inside FRIM is cool throu'out the day due to the vast expanse of tropical forest cover, thus you can hike the hills anytime of the day.

If you are really keen, I help can show you around on Sundays. I stay next to FRIM and normally trek up the pine hill on Sunday mornings.

Please pm me if you need my assistance.

[malcolm]

If you are coming this way, FRIM (Forest Research Institute, Malaysia) would be a much better training ground. Have you been inside FRIM ? There are a few hills within FRIM which are suitable sites for training.

The air inside FRIM is cool throu'out the day due to the vast expanse of tropical forest cover, thus you can hike the hills anytime of the day.

If you are really keen, I help can show you around on Sundays. I stay next to FRIM and normally trek up the pine hill on Sunday mornings.

Please pm me if you need my assistance.

Hi LaoZhang. I have been wanting to go FRIM since Guen Boh mentioned about it but ended up nobody was interested.

Also, I am fasting this month. So the better time for me will be in the evening starting from 5pm on Sundays.

Not sure if one of the evenings this month is ok with you. What do you think? Perhaps I should continue my running training first until next month.

[LaoZhang]

Hi LaoZhang. I have been wanting to go FRIM since Guen Boh mentioned about it but ended up nobody was interested.

Also, I am fasting this month. So the better time for me will be in the evening starting from 5pm on Sundays.

Not sure if one of the evenings this month is ok with you. What do you think? Perhaps I should continue my running training first until next month.

Hi Malcolm and friends,

So how was your Mt K/Sabah trip ? The last I heard was that you dislocated your shoulder a week before the trip..

So did you manage to overcome your handicap and reach the peak ?

What about the rest of the gang ? Did you enjoy the trip ? How was the experience like ? Apart from climbing Mt K you also went for other adventures, right ?

Do post some notes and photos of your trip !!


Regards,


LZ

[malcolm]

Hi Lao Zhang!

Sabah was fun! There were 6 of us from ACS - myself, James, Guen Boh, Simon Mak, Fabian and Hock Kin. The other 2 girls were Yoon and Kiat Mei.

We started our hike using the Mersilau trail at about 10am. Lao Zhang. You are right about this this trail. It is exciting to see the different species of plants and tress and of course fat squirrels! Here is a pic of us - the waterfall is in the background.

http://photos-g.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v371/159/80/601853896/n601853896_1084206_8772.jpg

When it was almost 12pm, it started to rain. We stopped for lunch and continued with our rain coats on. It rained almost throughout our hike up to Laban Rata. There was one point after a long stretch of stairs, we saw one of Sabah's best scenery with hills and several waterfalls. I will never forget that moment. It was at this point the rain stopped too -at least temporarily.

http://photos-b.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v639/215/93/588291128/n588291128_1583609_4307.jpg

Simon and I kept pushing hard to reach Laban Rata before dusk. We reached Laban Rata 7 hours later at about 5pm. James and Guen Boh reached an hour later just before the sun sets. Yoon, our friend, had breathing difficulty and was exposed to cold. Her progress was slow. Fabian, Kiat Mei, Hock Kin and the 2 guides had to accompany her. They reached about 8.30pm that day.

When I first reached Laban Rata, I was thrilled to continued the hike. I was fit to go except the condition of my arm and shoulder. My friends who have gone up previously advised me not to continue due to my recent injury. Nevertheless, I plan to hike again next time!

Here are some pictures we have uploaded to Facebook.

We had fruit juices somewhere in KK. We mixed all sorts of juices.
http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v639/215/93/588291128/n588291128_1583433_1761.jpg

[malcolm]

On the speed boat during our island hopping trip to Sapi and and Mamutik Island
http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v639/215/93/588291128/n588291128_1583456_8430.jpg

[malcolm]

Some pictures taken at both islands
http://photos-b.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v357/159/80/601853896/n601853896_1074737_3520.jpg

http://photos-c.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v357/159/80/601853896/n601853896_1074722_1725.jpg

http://photos-e.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v357/159/80/601853896/n601853896_1074724_3835.jpg

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v639/215/93/588291128/n588291128_1583445_5128.jpg

[malcolm]

On the way up Mount K

http://photos-e.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v639/215/93/588291128/n588291128_1583612_5325.jpg

countless steps
http://photos-g.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v639/215/93/588291128/n588291128_1583614_5986.jpg

http://photos-h.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v639/215/93/588291128/n588291128_1583591_8595.jpg

http://photos-e.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v639/215/93/588291128/n588291128_1583604_2635.jpg

[malcolm]

More! On the way up via Mersilau

http://photos-e.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v639/215/93/588291128/n588291128_1583588_7683.jpg

http://photos-f.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v639/215/93/588291128/n588291128_1583605_2957.jpg

http://photos-h.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v639/215/93/588291128/n588291128_1583599_1070.jpg

http://photos-a.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v639/215/93/588291128/n588291128_1583600_1387.jpg

[kamkuey]

Wow.. more pics!! more pics!!

[malcolm]

I love this! We don't see this anywhere in Peninsular.
http://photos-a.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v639/215/93/588291128/n588291128_1583608_3989.jpg

Before Simon Lao Sai at Laban Rata
http://photos-f.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v639/215/93/588291128/n588291128_1583613_5650.jpg

Beware! May not be suitable for drinking for some. Simon vomitted at Laban Rata after drinking untreated water from this tank.
http://photos-e.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v639/215/93/588291128/n588291128_1583628_740.jpg

[malcolm]

Can see Low's Peak from our dorm at Gunting Lagadan (with no water heater!!)
http://photos-d.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v639/215/93/588291128/n588291128_1583619_7669.jpg

This was taken just before descending in front of the main building of Laban Rata
http://photos-f.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v639/215/93/588291128/n588291128_1583621_8317.jpg

http://photos-g.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v639/215/93/588291128/n588291128_1583622_8673.jpg

[malcolm]

James and I - impian yang tak tercapai lagi :D
http://photos-a.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v639/215/93/588291128/n588291128_1583624_9332.jpg

[Yvette]

I noticed that you guys hike with sandals? No hiking boots? Any blisters or leeches?

[malcolm]

I noticed that you guys hike with sandals? No hiking boots? Any blisters or leeches?

On the way up, most of us wore shoes. I wore hiking boots when ascending and descending. Leeches!! yeah..... red one. Nice to touch but nothing to worry about. None got onto us.

Blisters. I almost had one but plastered those affected areas before I hike and while I detected sores on the way up. hehee... Those surgical plasters worked!

[LaoZhang]

Thanks Malcolm for the lovely photo essay of your adventures in Sabah, in particular Mt K.

The photos brought back nostalgic memory of my trip up Mt K with the Malayan Nature Society people a few years ago..

Along Mesilau trail, the montane forest trees drapped with mossy ferns and the misty mountain in the background make one feels like being in fairy land. No wonder the Chinese call Mt K, fairy mountain.

Low's peak looks so near from Laban Rata yet just beyond your reach.. Well, that give you a good reason to go back there again !! Did the rest of the team reach the peak ?

I hope to trek up Mt K again, this time with my children in 2 to 3 years time !!

[malcolm]

None reached the peak. Ah Boh, Fabian and Hock Kin attempted but Ah Boh had muscle cramps. I was really tempted to go....haha.

Thanks Malcolm for the lovely photo essay of your adventures in Sabah, in particular Mt K.

The photos brought back nostalgic memory of my trip up Mt K with the Malayan Nature Society people a few years ago..

Along Mesilau trail, the montane forest trees drapped with mossy ferns and the misty mountain in the background make one feels like being in fairy land. No wonder the Chinese call Mt K, fairy mountain.

Low's peak looks so near from Laban Rata yet just beyond your reach.. Well, that give you a good reason to go back there again !! Did the rest of the team reach the peak ?

I hope to trek up Mt K again, this time with my children in 2 to 3 years time !!

[Ah Boh]

OMG I cannot believe I've been gone for more than a year!! That has GOT to be a record... hahahahaaaa... I took this printscreen as momento... :laugh:

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j106/siagb/AhBoh-1.jpg

God I miss u all of u... It's been a crazy year at my new job. At times I am doing the job for 2 or 3 persons due to staff leaving and boss on maternity.

The KK trip nearly didnt happen for me cuz i gotta wrestle out approval from my boss and that took all my persuasion skills as they simply have no backup for my responsibilities. Sheeshhh... *sweat*

[Ah Boh]

Thanks mal for posting the pix :) It brings back alot of memories... I am simply too lazy since I uploaded alot of my KK trip pix in several albums on my facebook site. All are welcome to take a peek!

KK Trip 2008 - Kota Kinabalu Park :
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=71740&id=653646907

KK Trip 2008 - Mount Kinabalu Climb :
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=72430&id=653646907

KK Trip 2008 - Kundasang War Memorial :
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=71742&id=653646907

KK Trip 2008 - Island Hopping :
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=71735&id=653646907

You know wat? Altho' i didnt reach the peak, I am not disappointed cuz believe me, the journey was so much more fun and torturous than the destination... :laugh:

I mean where else can you experience such painful nerve wracking cramps, worry crazy about friends arriving late at nite & freezing to death in the rain, stunned into silence at the awesome scenery along Mersilau trail, pure anticipation of the ungodly 2am hike up from Laban Rata to the peak, scared shitless looking down the steep slopes of granite rock above Sayat Sayat, amazing sight of men & women carrying gas tanks & supplies up Timpohon trail... that's just the climb itself, not to mention the memorable experiences of island hopping, kundasang memorial visit, staying at travellers lodges, etc

it was such a great trip with friends altho disaster strikes too often... Mal shoulder dislocated b4 trip, Simon lau sai & Yoon got hypothermia on the way up mountain, it rained heavily so we're climbing 'waterfalls' of rock & soil, I got severe leg cramps and the climb down was the worst pain i ever experience in my whole life, serves me right for only one training session :p

but we're also blessed with plenty of surprises too... like when the mists slowly part to reveal a beautiful view up on the mountain, friendly squirrels 'sharing' our food, the comfortable lounge at KK park hostel with real stone fireplace, chasing various colorful fishes while snorkeling at the islands, the zen like gardens of kundasang memorial and the gondola view from the top, such fresh seafood and cultural dances while having dinner, waking up one sunday morning to a pasar tani right outside our traveller lodge doorstep...

sigh...i really miss it all, well most of it anyway, hehe... anyway for better or for worse, it was a real adventure, we shud do that more often... in fact i hv an itch for another adventure this year but that's a different thread altogether... hehe

[siehjin]

hullo everyone! i just realised it's been almost a year since i last poked around in here...

nice pics of last year's kk trip! =)

how is everyone? i guess i'm not the only one who went missing...

[malcolm]

i spend a lot more time on facebook these days =)

[Lava Gal]

as for me...pretty much unwired lately & more of out & about lepaking wen not oncall. tatz y MIA

but...i miss all our chatterz here

[malcolm]

hmm.... it has been very quiet. most of us have sort of moved to FB. may be we can integrate FB wit this bulletin.