Horoscopes : Farce or Fact?

[h2o]

read first and tell me if yours is true....

CAPRICORN
The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they Want. 20 years of bad luck if you do not
forward.
AQUARIUS
The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric
personality. 11 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
PISCES
The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful. 8 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
ARIES
The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19) Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
TAURUS
The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings that are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous. 12 years of bad Luck if you do not forward.
GEMINI
The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable But needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes
nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent.
Beautiful physically and mentally. 5 years of bad luck if you do not
forward.
CANCER
The Protector (June 21 - July 22) Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LEO
The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22) Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help Others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive. 13 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
VIRGO
The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22) Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LIBRA
The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SCORPIO
The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SAGITTARIUS
The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21) Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Likes luxuries. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out. 14 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

[SS2006]

read first and tell me if yours is true....

[GEMINI
The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable But needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes
nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent.
Beautiful physically and mentally. 5 years of bad luck if you do not
forward.
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Bolded part is true...

What's yours, h2o?

BTW, what's the years of bad luck if you do not forward means?

[cxtreme]

whats interesting is..

the stars have shifted...what you thought to be your horroscope is actually wrong..the constelation have shifted somewhat or something like that due to the trajecvtory of the earth ..(read this somewhere) virgo sounds like me alright

[SS2006]

whats interesting is..

the stars have shifted...what you thought to be your horroscope is actually wrong..the constelation have shifted somewhat or something like that due to the trajecvtory of the earth ..(read this somewhere) virgo sounds like me alright

You're a perfectionist, cxtreme. Will be difficult to be your girlfriend.:cheesy:

[h2o]

Bolded part is true...

What's yours, h2o?

BTW, what's the years of bad luck if you do not forward means?

oh the bad luck part is actually bcos it's a forwarded mail from a colleague
i usually don't forward stuff - not many ppl to forward to since the same ppl always send group mail hehe

and i think it's all true for you ss, except the bad luck part of course

i am a taurean - it sounds v true for me
and all the other ppl that i know like friends, siblings, rellies, workmates, kids, boyfriends, girlfriends etc lol.... all sound v accurate
but.........

[JC]

VIRGO
The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22) Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.All true except bolded & underlined part... :p

[WitchKing]

PISCES
The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20)

Generous - not anymore
kind - okay
thoughtful - yeah
Very creative - you must mean my wife
imaginative - oooo yeahhhhh... :eek:
May become secretive - am an auditor, whadya expect?
and vague - more like 'banyak corner corner'
Sensitive - not much anymore....i AM tickilish though
Don't like details - Helll NO! and really into the details
Dreamy and unrealistic - used to be dreamy...than the tummy started expanding
Sympathetic - can be
loving - ok
Kind - mebbe
Unselfish - when i have more than i need
Good kisser- you better believe it
Beautiful - wrong....i am katak...i mean kacak
8 years of bad luck if you do not forward-NAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[Dino]

If you apply all the facts from other signs, you can see that each and every one will fit you somehow. With that said, its a farce.

[lychee]

LEO
The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22)

Very organized. so so
Need order in their lives - like being in control. YES but always out of control!
Like boundaries. YES
Tend to take over everything. NO
Bossy. NO
Like to help others. so so
Social and outgoing. NO
Extroverted. NO
Generous. so so
Warm-hearted. so so
Sensitive. so so
Creative energy. so so
Full of themselves. NO.
Loving. so so
Doing the right thing is important to Leos. YES.
Attractive. NO

13 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

Now, have mercy on me! : :cheesy:

[Alkapocino]

All true except bolded & underlined part... :p

Buy when you put two virgos together, they are then beautiful. Betul tak? ;)

[JC]

Buy when you put two virgos together, they are then beautiful. Betul tak? ;)
Of course!!! ;)

Negative plus negative becomes positive... :) Mr. Leong Chick Seng sure agree wan... hehehe

[shiruikage]

Buy when you put two virgos together, they are then beautiful. Betul tak? ;)

they become a gemini!:eek:

[athena]

AQUARIUS
The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric
personality. 11 years of bad luck if you do not forward

Would like to think all is true..but then only the ECCENTRIC part is true!!kakaka

[SS2006]

they become a gemini!:eek:

Makes sense...2 virgos become 1 twin.

[h2o]

All true except bolded & underlined part... :p

You are beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring you down
You are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring you down

[h2o]

If you apply all the facts from other signs, you can see that each and every one will fit you somehow. With that said, its a farce.


it sounds v true for me
and all the other ppl that i know like friends, siblings, rellies, workmates, kids, boyfriends, girlfriends etc lol.... all sound v accurate
but.........
exactly dino, here's why i had a "but...."
if you check out all the others, it could apply to you... so i deduced that it was the way it is written, flattering, general bad habits and traits that most ppl have, etc.

lychee... err....is exception

[h2o]

Would like to think all is true..but then only the ECCENTRIC part is true!!kakaka

aiyo i think mostly true for you lah

[Ah Boh]

GEMINI
The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20)

Smart and witty > Depends on mood & timing - dumb & blur in the morning, smarter & witty at nite
Outgoing > Yup!
Very chatty > Yup!
Lively > Yup!
Energetic > Yup!
Adaptable > Yup!
But needs to express themselves > Abuthen??
Argumentative and outspoken > Double yups! Got me into allotta trouble too
Like change > Of course. Life is too short to get bored
Versatile > Fashion wise, yeah.
Busy > Pretend only... hehe...
Sometimes nervous and tense > If I'm under the microscope, yeah.
Gossips > Do I? *innocent face*
May seem superficial or inconsistent > Cuz i change my mind all d time
Beautiful physically and mentally > Waitaminute... does dat mean other signs are not beautiful meh? Rubbish!

5 years of bad luck if you do not forward > Wat the.....??!