[CLOSED]What is the louziest gift hub/wife/gf/bf ever bought for you?

[Dino]

Got nothing for myself this year. Can't think of anything i really want.....what about you all? Anything?

[siewjang]

Hub drove my car home and show me my christmas present. Guess where did he put them? On the tyre. :mad: He got me a new sports rim :mad: A rim that i couldn't care less to scrub :mad: And guess my christmas pressie was all covered mud :mad: MAN! what can we do without them!!!

[song cm]

Hub drove my car home and show me my christmas present. Guess where did he put them? On the tyre. :mad: He got me a new sports rim :mad: A rim that i couldn't care less to scrub :mad: And guess my christmas pressie was all covered mud :mad: MAN! what can we do without them!!!

haha...dat is terrible....btw, wat type of sports rim? chrome? 16"??

[siewjang]

I heck care about the rim. Don't even know anything about rim. what to say about the inches. I only know my waist is 26".

[Dino]

SiewJang....yr husband pretty blur eh?

[song cm]

SiewJang....yr husband pretty blur eh?

I think he is just being practical.....but a little too practical, I guess....

[Dino]

I think he bought for her so that he can show it off to his friends. :D
Btw....sports rims is only for show most of the time. It adds nothing to boost performance to the car anyway!

[siewjang]

Now you know why the man vs woment thread for???? no?

Basically, he's getting something that he like on my car and considered that as my christmas gift. AMEN!

[siewjang]

I think he bought for her so that he can show it off to his friends. :D
Btw....sports rims is only for show most of the time. It adds nothing to boost performance to the car anyway!
You are right, Dino.

[Dino]

Now you know why the man vs woment thread for???? no?


Still no idiot though!

[siewjang]

:D

[Dino]

:d

its :p

[song cm]

Still no idiot though!

I think he is being very smart n practical...jus dat it was not so thoughtful.....

Btw, a moderate set of sports rim costs ard RM500....

[daLady]

Hub drove my car home and show me my christmas present. Guess where did he put them? On the tyre. :mad: He got me a new sports rim :mad: A rim that i couldn't care less to scrub :mad: And guess my christmas pressie was all covered mud. MAN! what can we do without them!!!

haha...give chanlah. I think he wanted to get you a car for Christmas but not enough funds...so give you the nice sports rims first. I'm sure you'll get your new car some Christmasses down the road... :D

[Linkinfark]

Hub drove my car home and show me my christmas present. Guess where did he put them? On the tyre. :mad: He got me a new sports rim :mad: A rim that i couldn't care less to scrub :mad: And guess my christmas pressie was all covered mud :mad: MAN! what can we do without them!!!

Looks like he kena banned for one whole week from nightly activities liao!

[siewjang]

Looks like he kena banned for one whole week from nightly activities liao!
FYI, hub don't go for nightly activities except for badmintion and futsal. :D I'm just wonder who will be the lucky dog to pee on those rims. Crackjet???

[Linkinfark]

FYI, hub don't go for nightly activities except for badmintion and futsal. :D I'm just wonder who will be the lucky dog to pee on those rims. Crackjet???

You mean now you have new rims on a 1985 Porsche?

[daBoss]

Hub drove my car home and show me my christmas present. Guess where did he put them? On the tyre. He got me a new sports rim A rim that i couldn't care less to scrub And guess my christmas pressie was all covered mud MAN! what can we do without them!!!
aiya... women never learn... a gift is a gift... no matter what it is... just need to appreciate, appreciate, appreciate... :)

another way to look at it...new rims better than old rims, right?

[song cm]

Hey, it could hv been worst - he could have bought the sport rim for his own car and say that it is your Xmas present....then it is more jia lak...

[siewjang]

You mean now you have new rims on a 1985 Porsche?
No ler. New rims on my Waja. That 1995 recycle porsche loan from my father-in-law.

[song cm]

No ler. New rims on my Waja. That 1995 recycle porsche loan from my father-in-law.

oops...I hope u drive the Waja??

[siewjang]

aiya... women never learn... a gift is a gift... no matter what it is... just need to appreciate, appreciate, appreciate... :)

another way to look at it...new rims better than old rims, right?
What if next christmas he bought me a new spare tyre?

[Dino]

What if next christmas he bought me a new spare tyre?

I think you should make it known what you want. Don't hint hint ...just upfront tell him what you want.

[song cm]

What if next christmas he bought me a new spare tyre?

Jang...there are many meaning to the "spare tyres".... :D Which one did you mean? The real spare tyre?

[daLady]

I think you should make it known what you want. Don't hint hint ...just upfront tell him what you want.

Like that not a surprise already....We might as well buy what we want ourselves then since the account is joint in the first place...what's the diff?

[siewjang]

I think you should make it known what you want. Don't hint hint ...just upfront tell him what you want.
I have never ask for any presents. It's up to hub to buy me anything he like but he's taking things for granted as tho i like those rims. Admit that my hub is not so observant. But if he could ask i would say CASH! :D

Heck! Bought him a Levi's 505. Next christmas I'll buy him the buttons only. :cool:

[daLady]

I have never ask for any presents. It's up to hub to buy me anything he like but he's taking things for granted as tho i like those rims. Admit that my hub is not so observant. But if he could ask i would say CASH! :D

Heck! Bought him a Levi's 505. Next christmas I'll buy him the buttons only. :cool:

Did you tell him that you didn't care about the rims and that you didn't like it?

[Dino]

Like that not a surprise already....We might as well buy what we want ourselves then since the account is joint in the first place...what's the diff?

But in all honestly, the husband should be observant.

[daLady]

But in all honestly, the husband should be observant.

Ah...now that is more like it ;) So sweet of you to say that...

[Dino]

Ah...now that is more like it ;) So sweet of you to say that...

:D

[siewjang]

Did you tell him that you didn't care about the rims and that you didn't like it?
Hub droved home my car and ask me to take a closed look. Tought he patched up some scratches on the body. Still I don't see anything different. And he's kicking those rims. And i said to him, " Just don't tell me about those rim. You better tell me it's free." and he just smile.

[song cm]

Honestly....I think sports rim is an important element to the car...it really enhance the look of the car, not to say it has any relevant to this thread...

Hey, can u snap a photo of it and post it here??

[song cm]

But in all honestly, the husband should be observant.

Dino, are u married?? :p

[Dino]

Dino, are u married?? :p

Naaaa....cannot cope with women's emotion rollercoaster. I got a weak heart!!

[Linkinfark]

Hub droved home my car and ask me to take a closed look. Tought he patched up some scratches on the body. Still I don't see anything different. And he's kicking those rims. And i said to him, " Just don't tell me about those rim. You better tell me it's free." and he just smile.

I suppose he drives your car out once in a while?

[song cm]

Naaaa....cannot cope with women's emotion rollercoaster. I got a weak heart!!

i guess so....tell me abt the observant part once you are married...say for 5 yrs...with 2 kids.... :D

[siewjang]

I suppose he drives your car out once in a while?
I let him use my Waja for status sake. That is why i am stuck with f-i-l's 1995 recycle Posche.

[Dino]

i guess so....tell me abt the observant part once you are married...say for 5 yrs...with 2 kids.... :D

Hehehehhee.....but still....you have to right, i mean......you need to be able to pick up hints from wifey.......then again.....when she says she wants something shiny.....she doesnt' mean a toaster. Hahahhahaha!!!

[siewjang]

...Hey, can u snap a photo of it and post it here??
I'll post them once i got hold of the pic.

[song cm]

Hehehehhee.....but still....you have to right, i mean......you need to be able to pick up hints from wifey.......then again.....when she says she wants something shiny.....she doesnt' mean a toaster. Hahahhahaha!!!

haha. yeap, u r rite...u still have to....but u know it is tough man.... :D

[song cm]

I'll post them once i got hold of the pic.

thanks, jang....

[daLady]

Hub droved home my car and ask me to take a closed look. Tought he patched up some scratches on the body. Still I don't see anything different. And he's kicking those rims. And i said to him, " Just don't tell me about those rim. You better tell me it's free." and he just smile.

Suddenly I feel lucky that I did not have a car.... :D

[daLady]

Honestly....I think sports rim is an important element to the car...it really enhance the look of the car, not to say it has any relevant to this thread...

Hey, can u snap a photo of it and post it here??

Won't it be better to buy something that enhances the look of the wife, rather than look of the car? The former sure to make wife happy one... :D

[siewjang]

can someone split the thread? Is it going out of topic?

Hehe... looks like the man vs women is back

[Linkinfark]

I let him use my Waja for status sake. That is why i am stuck with f-i-l's 1995 recycle Posche.

So basically your smart hubby bought a X'mas present for the both of you! Kill 2 birds with 1 stone..

[KoChun]

Okay, guys. Let's come back to the topic, okay?

[daLady]

can someone split the thread? Is it going out of topic?

Hehe... looks like the man vs women is back

Yeah...it's should be titled 'Siewjang's gift' or 'What kind of a gift is that? :mad: '....apa macam?

[song cm]

Won't it be better to buy something that enhances the look of the wife, rather than look of the car? The former sure to make wife happy one... :D

wat happen if mrs oredi beautiful enaf...... maybe like in Jang's case? :D

[siewjang]

Title: " What is the louziest gift hub/wife/gf/bf ever bought for you"

Apa macam?

[daLady]

Title: " What is the louziest gift hub/wife/gf/bf ever bought for you"

Apa macam?

Looks like you've got the title you were asking for... :D

Actually...no lousy gift for me, I think. I may not like all of them but I know he had me in mind when he bought them so that makes up for all the bubu...

But the funniest thing is when he gave me the same birthday cards 2 years in a row (he didn't even realize it until I told him). His excuse...it means that he really meant the words printed on the card - sweet words they are ;)

[piglet]

Naaaa....cannot cope with women's emotion rollercoaster. I got a weak heart!!

Excuses :p

[daLady]

Excuses :p
Why are you picking on Dino?...is this foursome initiation? :D

[Dino]

Why are you picking on Dino?...is this foursome initiation? :D

Yah.....i think its because of that also.

[piglet]

Why are you picking on Dino?...is this foursome initiation? :D

Nolar.. not because of tht.. he said tht woman emotion are like roller coster.. u agree with him?

[daLady]

Nolar.. not because of tht.. he said tht woman emotion are like roller coster.. u agree with him?
...err...same both waylah I guess...

[piglet]

...err...same both waylah I guess...

tht's y i said he's finding excuses.. to wait a his beloved..

[Dino]

tht's y i said he's finding excuses.. to wait a his beloved..

Hmmm.....so u don't think women are more emotional? Interesting.....

[piglet]

Hmmm.....so u don't think women are more emotional? Interesting.....

If yes.. only at certain timing.... and it's all because of a MAN

1. PMS (pre condition to give birth to UR child)
2. pre natal depression (side effect before giving birth to UR child)
3. post natal depression (side effect after giving birth to UR child)

[Dino]

If yes.. only at certain timing.... and it's all because of a MAN

1. PMS (pre condition to give birth to UR child)
2. pre natal depression (side effect before giving birth to UR child)
3. post natal depression (side effect after giving birth to UR child)


:rolleyes: Sigh.....not going to discuss this issue with you, especially with that kinda logic.

[siewjang]

Wah, 1st time Dino hold up the white flag........ :D

[piglet]

Wah, 1st time Dino hold up the white flag........ :D

Tht's the truth... no one can deny :D
Unless DINO have period

[daLady]

Tht's the truth... no one can deny :D
Unless DINO have period
Dinosaurs have period? Honestly, this is the first time I've heard of it... :eek:

[piglet]

Dinosaurs have period? Honestly, this is the first time I've heard of it... :eek:

Not sure...still waiting for DINO answer..

[Dino]

Wah, 1st time Dino hold up the white flag........ :D

Yah white flag out because the logic is a bit gila wan. If logic is gilaaa....must mean "ahem" "ahem" must be gila also. :D

[piglet]

Yah white flag out because the logic is a bit gila wan. If logic is gilaaa....must mean "ahem" "ahem" must be gila also. :D

which part gila.. kindly highlight..

[Dino]

which part gila.. kindly highlight..

That its because of MAN part and
Giving birth to UR child.

[piglet]

That its because of MAN part and
Giving birth to UR child.

Is it a lie?

[Dino]

Is it a lie?

Yup......

[piglet]

Yup......

Pls give me ur version...

[Dino]

Pls give me ur version...

Women are emotional because they are made that way by nature not because of man.

[piglet]

Women are emotional because they are made that way by nature not because of man.

make sure in future dun get ur future wife pregnant :p

[Dino]

make sure in future dun get ur future wife pregnant :p

Sure...adoption then..... ;)

[piglet]

Sure...adoption then..... ;)

we will see... :rolleyes:

[Dino]

we will see... :rolleyes:

See what?

[piglet]

See what?

talk with u sai hei

[Dino]

talk with u sai hei

Likewise....;)

[piglet]

Likewise....;)

@#$@#%%

[daLady]

@#$@#%%

Wah.....sudah naik angin....

[siewjang]

Do not underestimate Dino.... he's surrounded by gwai low everyday. More or less learn something keng also. Our Malaysian version tak boleh pakai wan.

[song cm]

Do not underestimate Dino.... he's surrounded by gwai low everyday. More or less learn something keng also. Our Malaysian version tak boleh pakai wan.

I totally agree....and i am aso dem jealous.... :D

[Dino]

I better keep quiet for now. If not....get killed when i return to Malaysia or Singapore for holidays. :o

[song cm]

I better keep quiet for now. If not....get killed when i return to Malaysia or Singapore for holidays. :o

Dino...don worry, u can come n stay in Penang.... :)

[Dino]

Dino...don worry, u can come n stay in Penang.... :)
Hehehehehhe..... ;)

[piglet]

Do not underestimate Dino.... he's surrounded by gwai low everyday. More or less learn something keng also. Our Malaysian version tak boleh pakai wan.

He might write/speak/eat/drink/think like a kwai low...
But he's still yellow beneath.. :p
And his chinese values is still ter

[Dino]

He might write/speak/eat/drink/think like a kwai low...
But he's still yellow beneath.. :p
And his chinese values is still ter

So what color are you?

[piglet]

So what color are you?

Piglet = pink

[Dino]

Piglet = pink


:rolleyes: another one of ya famous logic.

[piglet]

:rolleyes: another one of ya famous logic.

not as famous as ur :rolleyes:

[song cm]

Piglet = pink
all over?? :D

[Dino]

all over?? :D

Yup.....over....at least for me it is.

[song cm]

Yup.....over....at least for me it is.

wow....cannot imagine ler...
Piglet...post ur pics here...(third request) :D

[daLady]

He might write/speak/eat/drink/think like a kwai low...
But he's still yellow beneath.. :p
And his chinese values is still ter

Yellow beneath? Dino, you got jaundice ah? :D

[daLady]

wow....cannot imagine ler...
Piglet...post ur pics here...(third request) :D
For piglet's pic, please look at her avatar....yup! pink all over :D

[song cm]

Yellow beneath? Dino, you got jaundice ah? :D

hey...dat is my line.... :D or maybe ate too much papaya n carrot lor...

[song cm]

For piglet's pic, please look at her avatar....yup! pink all over :D

incl the covered parts??

[daLady]

incl the covered parts??
584... animal also you want ah? :p

[song cm]

584... animal also you want ah? :p

hey...piglet mah.... heard dat this animal is special.... :D

[daLady]

hey...piglet mah.... heard dat this animal is special.... :D
hmm...got some truth in dat. She was a different bigger animal when I first knew her, now she's a piglet....if you invest now, after a few reincarnations, you should get a beautiful woman.... ;)

Good foresight!

[siewjang]

Guys! Guys! Check the Title again! All out of topic now. Worst! Dino & Song (again!) want to get fired ah?

[KoChun]

Dino & Song (again!) want to get fired ah?

Okok, I fire them until you happy, Ah Jang.

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[KoChun]

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Note: Please tell me when to stop hor :D

[Dino]

I give up on this thread.

[KoChun]

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[KoChun]

I give up on this thread.

Not give up, you are 'FIRED'!!! :p

[KoChun]

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[KoChun]

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[KoChun]

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[Dino]

Not give up, you are 'FIRED'!!! :p

Good idea actually. :D

[daLady]

hey...dat is my line.... :D or maybe ate too much papaya n carrot lor...

I'm a good student...learn very fast...son can overtake sifu already :D

[daLady]

Guys! Guys! Check the Title again! All out of topic now. Worst! Dino & Song (again!) want to get fired ah?
Hahaha...super mods got carried away pigleting around...I highlight to boss okie...

[Dino]

Hahaha...super mods got carried away pigleting around...I highlight to boss okie...

OK......

[siewjang]

KoChun, got M16 or not?

[daLady]

KoChun, got M16 or not?

Dino started this thread...Dino...are you closing it or snipping it?

[siewjang]

DDDDDDDDDDDDDINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

KoChun, what have you done to Dino?(*crying)

[Dino]

Dino started this thread...Dino...are you closing it or snipping it?

Allo....i just split it, Ah Jang...want me to close this thread???

[KoChun]

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My final shot. Dino, please close the thread. I am unable to stop firing because Ah Jang have not put a stop to it.

[siewjang]

A dinosaur would look more pathetic.

[Dino]

Closing thread.