The Epic of A Donkey & The Clown

[Alkapocino]

I have heard some of the interesting episodes in between the two epic. Anyone care to share more of the stories?

I know Terrence, Ball Ung and KLS have a whole collection of the wonderful epic.


:)

[lilianmiles]

Alka, my version is that Ah Hu knocked the donkey down with his motor bike and Su Tiong was fighting the clown like Jin fighting the emperor's men in the House of Flying Daggers.

By the way, have you seen the film? I think Jin is so handsome. Do you think you can do introduction with him?

[ungsutiong]

Alka - Are you referring to the donkey that is always heart broken & the clown that always break girls' heart?
Lilian - I don't fight with clowns. I merely try to make them laugh.

[ungsutiong]

Lilian - KLS is Kong Lian Seng. He is sometimes known as Steven Kong. He is neither the Donkey nor the clown.

[jimdiong]

Alka, my version is that Ah Hu knocked the donkey down with his motor bike and Su Tiong was fighting the clown like Jin fighting the emperor's men in the House of Flying Daggers.

By the way, have you seen the film? I think Jin is so handsome. Do you think you can do introduction with him?

Donkey?? which donkey did i knock down?? emmmm someone i know??
Tiong, any donkey in sitiawan that you may know?? I know only a few animal in sitiawan leh. One of them from our year. emmm...let me dig deep into my memory and c lah........

[ungsutiong]

Jim D. - Alka discovered more donkeys in class of 85 than the entire zoo. Throw in the clown & we have a circus. Throw in Lilian & we get the house of flying daggers. Isn't it cool? Those were the good old days. By the way, the donkey always want to get married but always end up broken hearted. Now they accuse you of knocking the donkey. What luck!

[Alkapocino]

Alka - Are you referring to the donkey that is always heart broken & the clown that always break girls' heart?
Lilian - I don't fight with clowns. I merely try to make them laugh.

ungsutiong - do we have another donkey? I thought there is only one donkey and it's heart are meant to be broken. :D

lilianmiles - do you have a story to tell?

[ungsutiong]

Alka - Lilian has been very quiet. Shall we search under the missing person column?

[Alkapocino]

Alka - Lilian has been very quiet. Shall we search under the missing person column?
No need for now. She is back with hugs and kisses. Fortunately I attended your French Class. Thanks Mr. Ball for the invaluable french lessons. Now my tongue needs rest.

[lilianmiles]

Alka You are undoubtedly a pervert, even worse than Su Tiong.

[ungsutiong]

Lilian - Lincoln is getting married on the 8/1/2005. He has a beautiful wife as a picture of the couple is enclosed in the invitation card.
Alka - How many girls have u kissed?

[Alkapocino]

Alka You are undoubtedly a pervert, even worse than Su Tiong.
Didn't know that learning French is a sin. Now I have to undo the French. Gee....it's getting really complicated. Ball, can you assist me?

BTW, you bila balik? This time must master English from you. Forget about the French lesson. Save it for the best. :p

[lilianmiles]

Didn't know that learning French is a sin. Now I have to undo the French. Gee....it's getting really complicated. Ball, can you assist me?

BTW, you bila balik? This time must master English from you. Forget about the French lesson. Save it for the best. :p

Alka, Au Hu and Su Tiong
Saya balik kampung di bulan Mac/April. Tentulah boleh ajar Alka English kisses (but can I demonstrate this by doing this to Ah Tiong).
If I do come and see you guys, can belanja me to kopi susu at the mamak stall or not? And roti canai for breakfast.


Tiong, can send photo of Chicken and Bride to me or not? Ask Ah Hu to scan it and send it to my email address.

[ungsutiong]

Alka - The British & the French do not see eye to eye on many issues. French kiss is world famous. British Kisses will be made famous by LilianMiles.
Lilian - Don't make our kisses public. Hansen is already doing a lot of damage to my image in his own thread.

[ungsutiong]

Lilian - I will find a way to send the pictures to you. They look dashing.
Jim D - Going to Lincoln's wedding? Who else going? Steven Kong confirm going.

[jimdiong]

Lilian - I will find a way to send the pictures to you. They look dashing.
Jim D - Going to Lincoln's wedding? Who else going? Steven Kong confirm going.
Tiong, From northern side, Jay Lim and Jimdiong going back for the week end. Since we dun have the invitation card, plese inform location and time. Thanks

Lilian, belanja u is a not problem at all as long as u call u. get contact number from Ball.

[ungsutiong]

Venue : Pioneer Methodist Church Hall, Kg Koh
Time : 7 pm
Date : 8/1/2005
Jim D - Are you singing? What song?

[jimdiong]

Venue : Pioneer Methodist Church Hall, Kg Koh
Time : 7 pm
Date : 8/1/2005
Jim D - Are you singing? What song?
Singing??? retired oledi leh....
maybe need to teach him english kiss..... how its done huh???? :confused:
Lilian, Please enlighten us lah....

[ungsutiong]

Jim D - I understand that you are good at swimming. Where & when did you learn swimming? Are you still a certified life-guard ie bronze medallion?

[ungsutiong]

Whether it is french kiss or british kiss, my friend from Simpang Dua can do chinese kiss while digging nose. Coool man.....

[lilianmiles]

Wah dui, what a lot has gone on since I last logged on. Tiong...thank you for your private message of undying love for me. They will sustain me in a time of trial.
Hu...Chinese kisses whilst picking your nose? How lah!
You see, I knew Hansen is Ko Lyn. Hi Ko Lyn, how are you? What are you up to these days? I am a private dancer at the most popular night club in Manchester. Tiong will brief you as to my modus operandi.
Please can someone scan photo of Chicken and his wife to me? Ah Hu, perhaps you can help. I would really like to see the couple. See if Lincoln has grown more macho and handsome since the last time I saw him.

So, what else is happening?

[lilianmiles]

Alka - The British & the French do not see eye to eye on many issues. French kiss is world famous. British Kisses will be made famous by LilianMiles.
Lilian - Don't make our kisses public. Hansen is already doing a lot of damage to my image in his own thread.

Don't scared don't scared ah Su Tiong.
BTW, I have a song for you.

Oh Su Tiong, I am but a fool
Darling I love you
Tho you treat me cruel
You hurt me
And you make me cry
But if you leave me
I will surely die.

Do you like it? It took me days to compose. :D

[ungsutiong]

Lilian - Thanks for the song dedication but I prefer "Oops I did it again - Britney Spears"
Jim D - How was Lincoln's wedding? Who got drunk? I heard Lian Seng was the best man. Did you sing any song?

[jimdiong]

Lilian - Thanks for the song dedication but I prefer "Oops I did it again - Britney Spears"
Jim D - How was Lincoln's wedding? Who got drunk? I heard Lian Seng was the best man. Did you sing any song?
Nobody got drunk lah, only beer was serve. as you know, cheing shien dun drink beer one.... so, no kaki lah.....
The wife name is May and i wanna intro myself as June or July.... but hold back lah.... its their weeding mah...so give face lah.....
Its was a quite dinner but the food serving was huge!!!!!!!!! norm for sitiawan lah... he he... but we manage to sapu all ......
Did not sing.....tempted to dedicate a song to him.... "His way" he he he

[ungsutiong]

Jim D - You put "He He He....." in every sentence. You must be very happy with the dinner. Tell us about the beautiful girls at the dinner. Don't censor. Also tell us about the bridesmaid.

[Alkapocino]

Met the "clown" at Hockien Mee stall this morning with his brand new toy. Chun lah!

Since the Clown has found a toy, the donkey will be desolated. :rolleyes:

Hairy Bally Ung - Ain't you gonna do something about it? :confused:

[jimdiong]

Met the "clown" at Hockien Mee stall this morning with his brand new toy. Chun lah!

Since the Clown has found a toy, the donkey will be desolated. :rolleyes:

Hairy Bally Ung - Ain't you gonna do something about it? :confused:
Who's the clown?? U?? :rolleyes:

[Alkapocino]

Who's the clown?? U?? :rolleyes:
Now we have a "sotong" of the cLASS. :rolleyes:

Ball Ung - What is this? I thought the clown and the donkey need no introduction? :confused:

[ungsutiong]

Now we have a "sotong" of the cLASS. :rolleyes:

Ball Ung - What is this? I thought the clown and the donkey need no introduction? :confused:
Alka - If JimD wants to be both the clown & donkey, he can have the title. Maybe daBoss can give him a special title.

[ungsutiong]

Alka - Lincoln brought his wife to our gathering. We wanted to do an orientation on them but pull hand-brake lah. Let them feel comfortable as we do not want to break up any marriage. Next year we'll do a double orientation. He He. Anyway, Peter didn't show up for the gathering. He was very busy with his new girlfriend.

[amelia7]

Alka - Lincoln brought his wife to our gathering. We wanted to do an orientation on them but pull hand-brake lah. Let them feel comfortable as we do not want to break up any marriage. Next year we'll do a double orientation. He He. Anyway, Peter didn't show up for the gathering. He was very busy with his new girlfriend.

Have u asked him to join the forum. I think I saw him from afar during CNY...didn't talk to him cos I wuz busy cleaning house.

[monay]

ungsutiong, did u promote the forum at your gathering? how come nobody show up yet?

[amelia7]

ungsutiong, did u promote the forum at your gathering? how come nobody show up yet?

yeah! Where are Lay Yit, Andy, Peter, Yu Lin, Choo Chin, Roslie Mah, etc, etc. Would love to hear about and from them. Go get them in lah!

[ungsutiong]

ungsutiong, did u promote the forum at your gathering? how come nobody show up yet?
Monay & Amelia7 - I've told all of them. They are mere lurkers & still hesitate to give any comments.

[ungsutiong]

yeah! Where are Lay Yit, Andy, Peter, Yu Lin, Choo Chin, Roslie Mah, etc, etc. Would love to hear about and from them. Go get them in lah!
amelia7 - A summary for u.
Lay Yit - Selling toilet bowl & some other construction materials.
Andy - Still doing consultancy on oil & gas. Currently based in Hanoi, Vietnam.
Peter - Recently set up his law firm in Puchong.
Yu Lin - Full-time Domestic Engineer. Currently based in Singapore.
As for the others, I've no updates. Maybe I can get Ding Chung Eng to contribute. She is very active in Public Mutual Fund. I see her from time to time.

[monay]

Maybe I can get Ding Chung Eng to contribute. She is very active in Public Mutual Fund. I see her from time to time.

yes, chung eng, if u see this, please join us. I think we should have a roll call of 85ers. anybody has an old pioneer? mine is in a cupboard somewhere in sitiawan.... so many many miles away... i was thinking i am more than 500 miles from home

and also Roslie Mah, Ong Yu Lin, Daisy Ding, Ong Nguk Jean, Chieng Lay Yit, Peter Chen Hing Woon, Tan Kai Foong, Mary Ann Harris, Andy Soo Seng Onn, Mohd Effendi, Glen Richards, Ling Shih Gang, Looi Kwok Onn, Ong Boo Kan, Loo Wai Hong, Koh Ong Yew, Ngooi Shinn Loh, Prabakar, Terence Punchiraman, Chew Kok Guan, Chiew Sing Huat, Hoo Lincoln, Praise Ling Kay Chan, Dang Siew Ing, Chieng Lay Jiuan, Tan Chin Yen, Tan Bee Shin, Aileen Dass, Looi Tuan Chee, Kong Lian Seng, Tong Sing Chuang, Chin Pow Keat, Yang Sing Boon, Tiong Thom Leong, Victor Gong, Ronnie Yam, Yeap Joo Seng Jimmy Looi, Ding Li Koon, Ho Yen Min, Lim Cheng Shing, Irene See, Adeline Gilbert Nair, Hoo Siew Ling, Ong Siew Ai, Wong Choo Chin, Yong Siew June, Esther Ting, Ding Siew Hooi, Ling Chin Kong, Ding Koh Ing (can sombody help me and add more names?)

do join us, JimD, Alan Hansen, lilianmiles, ungsutiong, amelia7, lohsahjohn, ivannat and a whole host of others at this forum..... (should i move this to a new thread, so they can see their names and join?....benar, benar stray from the topic, epic of a donkey and a clown, can someone put me out of misery and tell me who they r?

[daBoss]

...Kong Lian Seng...
sorry to gate-crash... this guy has actually joined but didn't post anything until now :(

[monay]

sorry to gate-crash... this guy has actually joined but didn't post anything until now :(
kong lian seng, where r u? happy CNY. I remember one time during CNY we had MYF fund raising making kuih kapek at my home... thom leong and u were there... Where is Thom Leong? His oldest kid must be big a teenager by now.
thanks, daBoss!

[Audrey]

Ho Yen Min

Voon Chan looks like Yen Min's brother in one of the pictures in the forum. Will pm him to ask Yen Min to come on board - if I recognized the right person. Getting old here. Memory also not so good.

[monay]

Voon Chan looks like Yen Min's brother in one of the pictures in the forum. Will pm him to ask Yen Min to come on board - if I recognized the right person. Getting old here. Memory also not so good.
Already did, Ho Yen Min where r u????

[ungsutiong]

Monay - u must have a good memory to remember all those names in full. I was told that Chung Eng is too busy doing business development. Terence changes his password so often he has forgotten which password to log in. Lian Seng is staying quite far from any cyber cafe. Sah John is still busy surfing some other web sites.

[amelia7]

kong lian seng, where r u? happy CNY. I remember one time during CNY we had MYF fund raising making kuih kapek at my home... thom leong and u were there... Where is Thom Leong? His oldest kid must be big a teenager by now.
thanks, daBoss!

Someone told me he is in Putrajaya

[amelia7]

Monay & Amelia7 - I've told all of them. They are mere lurkers & still hesitate to give any comments.

Ok you lurkers...get your fingers up and start punching those keys.........come join the fun.

[amelia7]

Monay - u must have a good memory to remember all those names in full. I was told that Chung Eng is too busy doing business development. Terence changes his password so often he has forgotten which password to log in. Lian Seng is staying quite far from any cyber cafe. Sah John is still busy surfing some other web sites.

Is Terence still gangly????? Can only remember his long face and his equally long body....

[ungsutiong]

Is Terence still gangly????? Can only remember his long face and his equally long body....
He is now very flabby. Long sagging face with equally long sagging body.

[jimdiong]

He is now very flabby. Long sagging face with equally long sagging body.
ha ha ha..... su tiong, wait till he see ur comments......

[ungsutiong]

ha ha ha..... su tiong, wait till he see ur comments......
JimD - If u shoot them, they have no choice but to log in & defend. Otherwise, they just touch & go, no contribution.

[jimdiong]

JimD - If u shoot them, they have no choice but to log in & defend. Otherwise, they just touch & go, no contribution.
agree...let do more shooting than......

[Alkapocino]

JimD - If u shoot them, they have no choice but to log in & defend. Otherwise, they just touch & go, no contribution.
Wah....learning from experience.