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choonming
12-23-2004, 11:44 AM
Hello to all of you out there. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

fishboy
12-23-2004, 11:46 AM
ong choon ming??

siewjang
12-23-2004, 12:28 PM
Merry Christmas to you too. Welcome to the forum. Happy posting.

daBoss
12-23-2004, 01:30 PM
welcome aboard... happy posting... the 88ers sure needs help :)

clos
12-23-2004, 05:12 PM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz............. :cool:

Linkinfark
12-23-2004, 05:16 PM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz............. :cool:

Since you're falling asleep, something to spruce you up!

Secret recipe, passed down from generation to generation. But till now no one had succeeded..

HOLIDAY TEQUILA FRUIT CAKE RECIPE!

1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Some Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Some Nuts
1 bottle tequila (preferably Jose Cuervo Gold)
2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the tequila first to check the quality.
Take a large bowl and check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality, it is best to pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar.
Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still

OK. Try another cup... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of fried druit.
Pick the frigging druit up off floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the bleaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the tequila again to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
Check the tequila.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat. Nobody likes
fruitcake anyway!

CHERRY MISTMAS!

Rayhong
12-23-2004, 05:17 PM
haha linkin... you have receipe for prawn noodles?

welcome and merry christmas to you too!

cherylsoon
12-23-2004, 05:18 PM
Merry Christmas linkin.....

cherylsoon
12-23-2004, 05:19 PM
Sim & Clos... can u guys try out linkin's recipe and i meet u guys when i'm back?

siewjang
12-23-2004, 05:22 PM
Prawn noodle

Buy roughly 1 kg of prawn. Cook them in boiling water till the shell turns red. Dish them out. Keep the stock. Peel the prawns. Boil the shells in the previous stock for approximately 1/2 to 45 mins. Dish out shells and the stock is ready. Flavour according to taste. You better buy the chicken stock cube if want to make it tastier.

Other ingredients like kangkung, lean pork, sotong... anything you like.

For Chili paste... buy chili boh add some belacan... fry them in the oil till fragrance. Dish them out to cool.

clos
12-23-2004, 05:26 PM
leaking,
go can go make and bring to ray's gathering bbq....fair? i do 'kai yik'... :D

Linkinfark
12-23-2004, 05:38 PM
leaking,
go can go make and bring to ray's gathering bbq....fair? i do 'kai yik'... :D

Sure! No pohblem... Ray and I will QC the tequila first..hic..hic... these is some good shit man... Cheryl you want some?!

cherylsoon
12-23-2004, 05:42 PM
Sure! No pohblem... Ray and I will QC the tequila first..hic..hic... these is some good shit man... Cheryl you want some?!

definitely!!!

Linkinfark
12-23-2004, 05:49 PM
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on.

"It represents a candle," he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "They're Carol's." :D



A little boy sits on Santa's lap. Santa says, "I bet I know what you want for Christmas," and with his finger he taps the boy's nose with every letter and spells "T-O-Y-S."

The little boy thinks for a second and says, "No, I have enough toys."

Santa tries once again, tapping the boy's nose with every letter, "C-A-N-D-Y."

Again the little boy thinks for a second and says, "No, I have all kinds of candy."

"Well, what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks.

The little boy replies, tapping Santa on the nose, "P-*-S-S-Y, and don't tell me you don't have any because I can smell it on your finger!" :p

Rogue trader
12-24-2004, 12:50 PM
Hello to all of you out there. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

Hi Choon Ming,

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you too ! Welcome !

aka Hwa Ming

Anson F-Clef
12-25-2004, 03:13 PM
Hello to all of you out there. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

Choon Ming! Christmas Greetings to y ou.....Anyway,
were r u based now, and where's your younger sister (Huey Ling) based now?

KoChun
12-25-2004, 10:06 PM
Anson, Merry Christmas!!!

Anson F-Clef
12-29-2004, 11:34 PM
Anson, Merry Christmas!!!

Same 2 u 2~! U mana skrg - still squaring up occasionally in Sec 17 for dinner arr?

KoChun
12-29-2004, 11:37 PM
Yup, still Sec 17 for now.

choonming
01-01-2005, 12:43 AM
Hi Choon Ming,

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you too ! Welcome !

aka Hwa Ming
Hey buddy,
Good to hear from you again. Well wishes for 2005. See you this CNY in Sitiawan.
Regards, choonming

choonming
01-01-2005, 01:07 AM
ong choon ming??
Hey man,
What's your real name??????
Regards, choonming

choonming
01-01-2005, 01:11 AM
Choon Ming! Christmas Greetings to y ou.....Anyway,
were r u based now, and where's your younger sister (Huey Ling) based now?
Hey Anson,
Nice to hear from you. Huey Ling is doing great with her newborn twin babies.
Regards, choonming

ungsutiong
01-01-2005, 09:42 AM
HAPPY NEW YEAR class of 88!