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Alkapocino
12-23-2006, 03:38 PM
Birth order, it seems, can determine personality traits.

First-time parents have high expectations and bring out traits like confidence, leadership and determination in first-born children. Family dynamics change with every addition. Middle Child Syndrome is real for kids sandwiched between a confident older sibling and the family baby. They may need extra parental attention to avoid feeling resentful. The youngest child tends to be the most affectionate, and savvier, with older siblings to show the way. They're also known to get away with most things, something all older siblings can attest to.

What say you?

daBoss
12-23-2006, 09:45 PM
i am #3... no problems at all... :)

my wife says i got a big head, a big tummy and a big *ahem!* ;)

SS2006
12-23-2006, 10:28 PM
I'm also 3rd child...also no problem.
But my eldest bro does have all those 1st born quality mentioned.

Alkapocino
12-23-2006, 11:45 PM
i am #3... no problems at all... :)

my wife says i got a big head, a big tummy and a big *ahem!* ;)

I'm also 3rd child...also no problem.
But my eldest bro does have all those 1st born quality mentioned.

I see the same problems here...hmm...middle child syndrome! :p

alfred98
12-25-2006, 12:44 PM
I'm the eldest but my parents like boh chap onli!!!!:p

joanneding
12-26-2006, 09:43 AM
I'm the 3rd child too and I don't think I have any problem. I love my mum and no resent at all. Actually not sure if it's related or not but I'm the most independent among all my siblings.

Alkapocino
12-26-2006, 09:47 AM
I'm the 3rd child too and I don't think I have any problem. I love my mum and no resent at all. Actually not sure if it's related or not but I'm the most independent among all my siblings.

How many brothers and sisters do you have? If 10 siblings, then you are considered the elder ones! :D

athena
12-26-2006, 11:00 AM
i'm the 3rd child too!! :) also the youngest!!! :D

KoChun
12-26-2006, 01:36 PM
i'm the 3rd child too!! :) also the youngest!!! :D

Kita serupa. :cheesy:

Dino
12-26-2006, 02:52 PM
Eh...i also third....:eek:

Alkapocino
12-26-2006, 07:58 PM
Is this coincidence or what????? All the current Forum Administrators are 3rd child!!! :eek:

Oddfather
12-26-2006, 09:39 PM
Is this coincidence or what????? All the current Forum Administrators are 3rd child!!! :eek:

Is this a daBoss conspiracy?? :eek:

Dino
12-26-2006, 10:46 PM
Is this a daBoss conspiracy?? :eek:

Three's a company maaaa....:p

SS2006
12-27-2006, 05:57 PM
How many brothers and sisters do you have? If 10 siblings, then you are considered the elder ones! :D

I'm exactly at the middle... elder brother, elder sister, me, younger sister, younger brother. Eldest 5 years older than me, youngest 5 years younger than me.:D

joanneding
12-28-2006, 08:00 AM
I'm the 3rd out of 4 sibllings. So definitely in the middle :)

LiLiaN
12-28-2006, 08:16 AM
Is this coincidence or what????? All the current Forum Administrators are 3rd child!!! :eek:no lar... chris, sila and i are not 3rd child...
chris and i are the eldest, sila the youngest... ;)

alfred98
01-15-2007, 10:41 AM
HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life;

is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's

it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out

eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer;

that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving

it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

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Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and

vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow

eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is

nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables

to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source

of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give

you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

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Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is

distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity

bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also

made out of grain. Bottoms up!
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Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is

one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
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Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a

regular exercise program?

A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No

Pain...Good!
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Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ... Foods are fried these days in

vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting

more vegetables be bad for you?

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Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft

around the middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets

bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger

stomach.
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Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!!

It's the best feel-good food around!
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Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

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Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
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Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may

have had about food and diets.


And remember:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the

intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved

body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand -

chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out

and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"