Sawadeekap from Bangkok

[shiruikage]

O'la! sawadeekap!!!!! hahahahah, bangkok is fun fun fun! cheap cheap cheap and wayyyyyyyyyyy more fun and happening than dear ol' kl. which is kinda dissapointing actually....but anyway. here is my report. hehehehhe.

reach there thursday, go bar drink. friday go temple hopping. saturday go shopping mall hopping. sunday go chatuchak stall hopping. everynite go bar hopping. lucky no get drunk. too bad cant take foto at bar area. if not...

anyway, foto i'll upload tonite, after i resized them. too damn many foto. and many videos. forum can put videos one boh? or do i have to host it at youtube? hmm.....pening.....anyway...kahphunkap!

[Big Chief]

Sawasdee Karp!
Sabai di mai?

Make sure you post some pix.
Especially from Patpong at night.

[Dino]

Sawasdee Karp!
Sabai di mai?

Make sure you post some pix.
Especially from Patpong at night.

True kah....Patpong got 3 streets??

[Big Chief]

True kah....Patpong got 3 streets??

I prefer Patpong 2. The bar upstairs, somewhere in the middle of the street.

[alfred98]

They all complaining why KL cannot be like Bangkok or Phuket as tourist attraction leh.....Now U know why lah.....is the night life!!!!!!:D

[Big Chief]

They all complaining why KL cannot be like Bangkok or Phuket as tourist attraction leh.....Now U know why lah.....is the night life!!!!!!:D

But Sitiawan can wor...
Maybe that's why you are there?:laugh:

[alfred98]

But Sitiawan can wor...
Maybe that's why you are there?:laugh:

Mana ada whor......nothing here one!!!!!:blink:

[Big Chief]

Mana ada whor......nothing here one!!!!!:blink:

Got many China Dolls at night ma...

[Anson F-Clef]

M'sia nitelife ah - mou tak kheng unless underground lerr!

[Big Chief]

Back to Bangkok.
A must - The Go-Go Bars!

[jerrychoo2004]

this shiruikage ah....so ganas
i go bangkok this year also no go to Patpong >.<
wei next year bring me go "kin sek kin sek" .... ok?

[Big Chief]

this shiruikage ah....so ganas
i go bangkok this year also no go to Patpong >.<
wei next year bring me go "kin sek kin sek" .... ok?

Are you a man or a mouse?

[jerrychoo2004]

2 in 1....never go patpong not a man meh?

[alfred98]

Are you a man or a mouse?

Let him go lar.....He's still young mah!!!!!:laugh:

[Oddfather]

2 in 1....never go patpong not a man meh?

Let him go lar.....He's still young mah!!!!!:laugh:

you have not seen Bangkok until you see patpong.......to be a man. :squeeze:

[alfred98]

you have not seen Bangkok until you see patpong.......to be a man. :squeeze:

I never being there whor....:(

[Big Chief]

I never being there whor....:(

Then start planning to go there.:laugh:

[Oddfather]

I never being there whor....:(

are you a man or half man?? :squeeze:

[Big Chief]

are you a man or half man?? :squeeze:

Don't forget, Bangkok also got a lot of Paper Dolls..:D

[Oddfather]

Don't forget, Bangkok also got a lot of Paper Dolls..:D

hahaha.....got to look under the skirt izit??:eek:

[Big Chief]

hahaha.....got to look under the skirt izit??:eek:

No need, just listen to them speak.... Cabut lali kuat kuat.
ODF, you have to give DocAlf a good lesson about this Paper Dolls thinggy

[Oddfather]

ODF, you have to give DocAlf a good lesson about this Paper Dolls thinggy
but you are the expert, specialist ler......am sure he will be in your good "hands"......muahahahaha.......:laugh:

[Big Chief]

but you are the expert, specialist ler......am sure he will be in your good "hands"......muahahahaha.......:laugh:

I think Alka is the best consultant on this... :D :eek:

[Oddfather]

I think Alka is the best consultant on this... :D :eek:

he is busy now cium cium the nurses hands......:squeeze:

[Big Chief]

he is busy now cium cium the nurses hands......:squeeze:

Male or not so male nurses?

[Oddfather]

Male or not so male nurses?

everyone also he pau.....:wacko: :wacko:

[Chris C]

Hey Shiru, still good and no "tears shed"?......:rolleyes: :p

[kwimango]

Hey Shiru, still good and no "tears shed"?......:rolleyes: :p

he go bangkok oni, not pattaya...

so shiru, i heard that having a soap massage is a common tourist activity, did u try it?

[Oddfather]

he go bangkok oni, not pattaya...

so shiru, i heard that having a soap massage is a common tourist activity, did u try it?

wats that?? :confused:

[Big Chief]

he go bangkok oni, not pattaya...

so shiru, i heard that having a soap massage is a common tourist activity, did u try it?

I thot body massage?

[Chris C]

he go bangkok oni, not pattaya...

so shiru, i heard that having a soap massage is a common tourist activity, did u try it?

:laugh: .....BKK also have lah.....shiru will know what i'm toking about....:cheesy:

[LiLiaN]

shirui, can host video at photobucket too if you don't want to use youtube... :)

[shiruikage]

hahha, patpong is too expensive for me. me, i stay at sukhumvit, more happening at night, especially with its close proximity to nana entertainment plaza and soi cowboy......no need me to spell it out for u rite guys? ;)

chris c, i good guy, mana need shed tears one? the girls there shed tears coz i no go find them lar. hahhah.

everynite i go massage. if got time, for 2 hours. if rush, 1 hour nia. 1st nite, 2 hour thai massage. 2nd nite, another 2 hour thai massage, at different place, just to get the difference in massaging style. 3rd nite, 1 hour massage. but the one hour one is more keng. they literally step on my back!! for the full 10 minutes!!! i thot i was going to break! damnnnnn soooong!! and for u pervs here (jerry, thats u! :laugh: ) i go to the parlours all clean and certified one. 4th nite, 1 hour oil massage. very relaxing....should've tried the 2 hours one. dem, rugi....rugi!!! and oh, after every massage, sure dem sleepy head one. wahhh.....u say lar, massage until u wanna sleep....thats how relaxing it was.

sopa massage, unfortunately i did not try as i couldn't find a place with good reputation and good looking ladies. all the one near my hotel are manned (or should i say womened) by 40 year old aunties. see oso scared.

and oh, Siam Paragon just opened there. dem classy man the place. vivocity is to singapore wat siam paragon is to bangkok. bigger than even mid valley! wait....no, not bigger, just classier than times square+mid valley+klcc. it got its own ocean park...something like sunway agoon lar...but not...i oso donno, as i forgot to bring my camera that evening wen i go there for dinner. dem...too classy for me man.

but mahbungkhrong centre is wayyyyyyyyy bigger than mid valley times 2!!! think sungai wang with stall+lane+stall+lane+stall....then add in another lane+stall, then multiply the length of sungai wang by at least 3. think..umm...sungai wang plus low yat plus BB plaza and more another 40% like that. and that is just one floor. multiply that by 6 above ground floors and one basement floor....u get the idea.

wat else...oh yeah, chatuchak! JJ market! hahah, damn song cutting prices with the sellers. hhahahhahaha. getting things for dirt cheap until they beh tahan wa. hahhahah. but most things under 100baht i din bother to cut. im stingy, but that stingy. lol. and later that day i heard that around 500 stalls in chatuchak was demolished 2 weeks before i got there. donno true or not....

anyway...hehehh all in all...i am still a good boy who can resist my manly instinct to...'procreate'!:laugh:

[kwimango]

wats that?? :confused:

ask Chris C! :eek:

[shiruikage]

here are some of the photos i took.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/shiruikage/CIMG2580.jpg
Arriving in Bangkok's new international airport. Note the lady in red...SEXY!!!
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/shiruikage/CIMG2601.jpg
The outside of the hotel where I stay in Sukhumvit. Note the signs for massage parlours.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/shiruikage/CIMG2642.jpg
The Golden Mount Temple. Something about it being old, and these...
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/shiruikage/CIMG2613.jpg
Pretty school girls goes there that Friday to pray and had their fortunes divined.

[shiruikage]

and here are 2 videos that I took. the third one i will upload later...especially for fishingman. lol.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/shiruikage/video/th_CIMG2683.jpg (http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/shiruikage/video/?action=view&current=CIMG2683.flv)
A ride on the notorious tuk tuk.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/shiruikage/th_CIMG2710.jpg (http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/shiruikage/?action=view&current=CIMG2710.flv)
A short visit to the Royal Palace.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/shiruikage/th_CIMG2731.jpg (http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/shiruikage/?action=view&current=CIMG2731.flv)
A video special for Fishingman. A gaggle of fish!

[jerrychoo2004]

anymore nice photo?

[Big Chief]

here are some of the photos i took.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/shiruikage/CIMG2580.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/shiruikage/CIMG2613.jpg
Pretty school girls goes there that Friday to pray and had their fortunes divined.

(The 1st pix background & the chicks)
This one la.. Bangkok

[Oddfather]

ask Chris C! :eek:

:eek: I thot she is only mamasan for China dolls......wah, now expanded her portfolio to include Thai dolls........:squeeze:

[Chris C]

ask Chris C! :eek:
:blink: .....ask me wut???
:eek: I thot she is only mamasan for China dolls......wah, now expanded her portfolio to include Thai dolls.......

Velyyyyy funni!......:p

[yee keong]

well, been to bangkok and had some local bringing us around. if you wanna party where the local babes party, get to thong lor (or something that sounds like that la) you wont regret it. anyway, for the soapy massage, just go to anyone la. it's all the same crap. there is no soapy massage without the hanky panky one.

btw, most of the uni girls there do wear tight blouse and short skirt. walking around in shopping malls is a good place to cuci mata. been 2 years since i've been to bangkok, should make a trip next year. this year? out la

[shiruikage]

another thing i observed is that the school girls there wear tight fitting shirts and skirts. most of the shirts has non standard designs on them, making u think that bangkok has n set rules for the design of school uniforms. man, some of the cutting really brings out the curves in those babes.how to study like dat? :eek:

[LiLiaN]

maybe that's why the guys got sent to be monks for a few months...
training against temptation!! :squeeze:

[jerrychoo2004]

shiruikage u got go soapy massage?

[shiruikage]

no lar. cant find one. as i said, all aunty one. mana berani coba? according to one website, soapy massage invariably come with hanky panky......u know lar, i am good boy man, mana boleh hanky panky with strangers hor?

[jerrychoo2004]

wah u go in and check first ah?
can get wallup bor?

[shiruikage]

wah u go in and check first ah?
can get wallup bor?

no need go in lar. walk on street to makan so kena molested oredi. if by ladies, even aunty nevermind, but by akua....jialat! they piss my fren off so much that he marah them kau kau. all the "masseuer" sit by road side one, got ppl walk thru, they stand and say "welcome sir, massageeee?" or "dojo dojo!"

[jerrychoo2004]

haha what did the ah gua do to your fren?
last time i go during the songkran festival
an ah gua grab my fren's balls !:eek:
damn i waa so shock
and the ah gua so high...lol :laugh:

[shiruikage]

haha what did the ah gua do to your fren?
last time i go during the songkran festival
an ah gua grab my fren's balls !:eek:
damn i waa so shock
and the ah gua so high...lol :laugh:

u shock or syok? hahahah. the akua get so high or so tall ar? wei, use proper words leh. later misunderstood how ar? u sound like saying the akua banyak syok grabbing his balls. leh.

[jerrychoo2004]

u r right...the ah gua banyak syok after he managed to grab my fren's ball...lol

[alfred98]

Didn't see the Ah gua show ah????:cool:

[shiruikage]

akua show, jerry sure throw up one. betul ar jerry?

[jerrychoo2004]

dunno leh never see b4
eh i did....the ah gua dancer at WS wedding...hehehe :D

[Big Chief]

I tell you man...!
The Akua show is much better than any fashion shows you have ever seen!
Amazing!

[Oddfather]

why do you say so?? more explanation plz....

[Big Chief]

Fooyo... They actually look better than girls, they dance sexier than girls, they seduce you better than girls, they.... better than girls, they... they...

[shiruikage]

Fooyo... They actually look better than girls, they dance sexier than girls, they seduce you better than girls, they.... better than girls, they... they...

are guys with fake boobjobs. :laugh:

[jerrychoo2004]

ok next time i go thailand must ask for ah gua show liao :)

[Big Chief]

ok next time i go thailand must ask for ah gua show liao :)

Promise ar... :laugh:

[jerrychoo2004]

u bring me go watch :D

[alfred98]

u bring me go watch :D

U come back from Thailand without Ah Kua show is like U never visited Thailand lah!!!:eek:

[jerrychoo2004]

really never go to ah gua show before leh
only thai girl show nia :(

[shiruikage]

U come back from Thailand without Ah Kua show is like U never visited Thailand lah!!!:eek:

really never go to ah gua show before leh
only thai girl show nia :(

wahlaou, see akua show can vomit leh. geli lar. thai girl show got see lar. i have no idea how they shoot those balloons however...got air there one meh? i blur blur.

[jerrychoo2004]

shoot balloons? please elaborate :eek:

[shiruikage]

shoot balloons? please elaborate :eek:

u go last time din go see meh?

well, they tie balloons to the ceiling, then the girl lie down there with several paper darts. then using a short blowpipe(donno wat else to call it), she sticks it into her.....that place lar!...and i donno wat she do nex, out comes the dart, and POP, out pops the balloons! at first i thot is special effect, somebody pop the balloon from someplace, until i saw the darts shoots out of it! :eek:

[jerrychoo2004]

now i remember...thanks for the details....maybe ask the girls whether they can gather enough air in that place to shoot out a dart? :eek:

[Big Chief]

now i remember...thanks for the details....maybe ask the girls whether they can gather enough air in that place to shoot out a dart? :eek:

Inside there got Bicycle pump ar...?:unsure:

[jerrychoo2004]

lol siao ah...can meh fit in bicycle pump? lol

[Big Chief]

lol siao ah...can meh fit in bicycle pump? lol

Maybe she borrowed my super pipe..:wacko:

[Anson F-Clef]

Maybe she borrowed my super pipe..:wacko:

~clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap~

[Big Chief]

I still remember the snake show at the Rose Garden 30 min from Cockbang, I mean Bangkok.

The snake charmer came in and started his show...

"Welcome everybodi, welcom.....
Welcome to the Snake Farm...."
clap! clap! clap!...
"In the snake farm, we have springing cobra...
But Beeee Carefullllll......
Cobra bite man, man 3 minute die...!
But cobra very lucky...
Cobra got 2 fun (genitals), man got 1 fun! (snake charmer shows the 2 genitals)
Clap! Clap! Clap!
Sankyou veri much, Sankyou!"...

[shiruikage]

huh??? just like that? 3 minute show and its over?

[Big Chief]

huh??? just like that? 3 minute show and its over?

No, that's just the opening part. The whole show lasted about half an hour with mongoose, phythons....
Go there for life show.
Rose Garden is a fantastic place. It's a pity Bolehland doesnt have any such place to offer.

[shiruikage]

gooooot! last time got mah, now no more liou lur.

[Big Chief]

It's a pity, I thought it was the best thing Thailand had.

[Chris C]

Talking about those ah kua's shows in Thailand, seen them b4 and I have to admit that many of them look dem good.....makes me feel shy standing beside them.....:squeeze: .....pity them too tho', cos' i'm sure none of them wished to be born this way....all they want is to have a normal life like anyone else around...

[jerrychoo2004]

well basically in thailand ah gua has been widely accepted as another gender i think ... but in malaysia if u r an ahgua...everyne will look at u with different eyes

[Kim]

last time the tourist guide told us....ah kua, they are in their own world...if u dont disturb them, they wont disturb u too...;)

[jerrychoo2004]

Yup normally no problem with them one la....they just want to be a girl instead of a guy

last time i go to Phuket the guide is an ah gua...and we like her (him) so much....she is funny and open minded and tell some fascinating tales....lol

and she told us guys...if we go look for prostitute its ok with her...but if we look for ah gua she will strangle us because she is there....hehehee must look for her if we want ahgua...:eek:

[Kim]

:laugh: :laugh:
i nvr have ah kua tour guide before...must be a good experience

[jerrychoo2004]

yup very good experience...we are so shock we she started talking the first time coz she looks woman outside...but when she open her mouth and talk...lol we are all shocked to know that she is an ah gua :eek:

yah she was very funny...all new experience for us

go to the beach even better....she just take off her clothes (not the bra) and change to another t-shirt to enjoy the sun right in front of everyone :eek:

[shiruikage]

yup very good experience...we are so shock we she started talking the first time coz she looks woman outside...but when she open her mouth and talk...lol we are all shocked to know that she is an ah gua :eek:

yah she was very funny...all new experience for us

go to the beach even better....she just take off her clothes (not the bra) and change to another t-shirt to enjoy the sun right in front of everyone :eek:

jerry! i cant believe u actually got turned on by and ahkua!:laugh:

[Anson F-Clef]

Grossssssssssssssssss!!!!!

[Oddfather]

yup very good experience...we are so shock we she started talking the first time coz she looks woman outside...but when she open her mouth and talk...lol we are all shocked to know that she is an ah gua :eek:

yah she was very funny...all new experience for us

go to the beach even better....she just take off her clothes (not the bra) and change to another t-shirt to enjoy the sun right in front of everyone :eek:

hahaha.....next time, check there before proceeding......:laugh: :laugh:

[jerrychoo2004]

lol not turn on la...she is middle age liao lor..auntie liao
but it was fun :laugh:

[shiruikage]

lol not turn on la...she is middle age liao lor..auntie liao
but it was fun :laugh:

well....i got see one thai movie about ghost one, and in the movie got one ah kua. of all the characters...she/he is the most lively and interesting to watch. it is actually quite interesting how the other characters relate to her. lol. same like the hong kong guy, wats his name, neyyyy, the one always in chow sing chi punya movie playing a guy wearing a girl's cloths one ar? always the ugly punya. apa nama liou ar?

[jerrychoo2004]

lol what is the thai ghost movie's name?
as for the chowsingchi guy yah i know him but dunno the name :P

[Big Chief]

hahaha.....next time, check there before proceeding......:laugh: :laugh:

Where to check?

[shiruikage]

lol what is the thai ghost movie's name?
as for the chowsingchi guy yah i know him but dunno the name :P

i forgot liou lor. my housemate got buy the vcd, donno where he throw oredi. but i can say with complete authority that the female lead (oni 1) in the movie is dem chun! something like a cross between thai, chinese and malay blood. u see oso wan to kiss her. and somemore, there is one scene in the movie, inside a thai disco bar with stage one, wahhhhh, the concept is sooo keng, nice and pop-pish, i went to bangkok expecting to find their disco bar like dat one. sadly none can be found. the scene i'm talking about got synchronized dancing by a bevy of beautiful female dancers in cutesy animal themed outfit, dancing to a very pop sounding tunes that is both cute, ritmatik (<--how to spell in english?) and catchy. damn, i would pay to dance with them. hereee kitty kitty!

[LiLiaN]

tsk tsk guys.... :rolleyes: :p :laugh:

rhythmic?

[shiruikage]

tsk tsk guys.... :rolleyes: :p :laugh:

rhythmic?

i think so kuar. can pronounce it, but cant spell worth a dem. lol.

eh eh lilian, if u go to someplace in paris or anywhere where the dancers are all guys with buffy bodies and swooning inducing looks, u'll go gaga like me oso u know.:laugh:

[jerrychoo2004]

die go find that movie...i wanna watch!!!!!

[alfred98]

Do U try the oyster there ah??? Good leh!!!:)

[jerrychoo2004]

never try the oyster b4

[LiLiaN]

i think so kuar. can pronounce it, but cant spell worth a dem. lol.

eh eh lilian, if u go to someplace in paris or anywhere where the dancers are all guys with buffy bodies and swooning inducing looks, u'll go gaga like me oso u know.:laugh:
but this one is "ree-thm-mic" not "ritmatic" wor....
by the way, did quick google, rhythmatic is not a real word...

neh.... i went to see a very risque cirque du soleil in vegas...
it's called zumanity, and it's strictly adult only version of cirque du soleil...
it was really excellent, with buff guys and beautiful ladies...
and the host of the show was a transgender/ cross dresser...
i had lots of fun watching, but never go that gaga... :rolleyes: ;)

(that's reserved for someone else)

[jerrychoo2004]

reserve for who ah?

[LiLiaN]

not telling, lol!

[shiruikage]

but this one is "ree-thm-mic" not "ritmatic" wor....
by the way, did quick google, rhythmatic is not a real word...

neh.... i went to see a very risque cirque du soleil in vegas...
it's called zumanity, and it's strictly adult only version of cirque du soleil...
it was really excellent, with buff guys and beautiful ladies...
and the host of the show was a transgender/ cross dresser...
i had lots of fun watching, but never go that gaga... :rolleyes: ;)

(that's reserved for someone else)

spoilsport! lol.

and may we here in the forum know who is the unlucky dude who will be piled higher and deeper?

[LiLiaN]

some unlucky dude who will not be piled higher and deeper? :p
no dudes to talk about really, that's hypothetically speaking...
going gaga over someone should be reserved for someone special, no..?
(unless it's brad pitt or hugh jackman, i'll make an exception) :laugh: