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Oddfather
11-02-2006, 05:29 PM
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!

Seven New York Cit y bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.


Drink: Blender Drinks http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b269/andrewhh/drink02.gif
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.


Drink: Mixed Drinks http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b269/andrewhh/drink03.gif
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................


Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.


Drink: White Zinfandel http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b269/andrewhh/drink04.gif
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.


Drink: Shots http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b269/andrewhh/drink05.gif
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Oddfather
11-02-2006, 05:32 PM
Drink: Tequila http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b269/andrewhh/drink06.gif
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.



THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:


Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid. http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b269/andrewhh/drink07.gif


Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b269/andrewhh/drink08.gif


Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid. http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b269/andrewhh/drink09.gif
Oddfather
11-02-2006, 05:35 PM
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid. http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b269/andrewhh/drink10.gif


Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress. http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b269/andrewhh/drink11.gif


and lastly.........White Zinfandel: He's gay
amelia7
11-02-2006, 08:36 PM
*hic* *hic* *hic* :laugh: :cool:
alfred98
11-02-2006, 08:43 PM
Hic!! Beer on the rock please!!!!:laugh:
PreciousPearl
11-03-2006, 05:03 AM
waiter! where is my teh tarik?:p
Hammerhead
11-03-2006, 05:39 AM
waiter! where is my teh tarik?:p

Does this mean u want to be "pulled"?:p
athena
11-03-2006, 08:56 AM
hehe...mebbe she wanna 'teh" :laugh:
Big Chief
11-03-2006, 10:16 AM
What about stout drinkers ar...?
ungsutiong
11-03-2006, 10:59 AM
In Malaysia, the scene is quite different. Everyone had to rush home before the traffic police put up the road blocks for drunk driving. Most of them got no chance to get laid. :laugh:
Lava Gal
11-03-2006, 11:01 AM
Interesting...

*raising hand*
"MAMAK...Limau Ais SAtuuu....!"
Oddfather
11-03-2006, 11:21 AM
What about stout drinkers ar...?

do you want local or imported??
Big Chief
11-03-2006, 12:17 PM
do you want local or imported??

Imported Drough
SS2006
11-03-2006, 12:19 PM
Imported Drough

BC, your personality says...
you like good drought and you want to get laid!
Big Chief
11-03-2006, 12:23 PM
BC, your personality says...
you like good drought and you want to get laid!

Too much drough, I'll lie on the floor automatically. :blink:
PreciousPearl
11-08-2006, 05:05 AM
Does this mean u want to be "pulled"?:p

no, i tarik harga wan :eek:
:laugh: :laugh:
Big Chief
11-08-2006, 12:47 PM
no, i tarik harga wan :eek:
:laugh: :laugh:

Then we tolak la..
socka
11-09-2006, 05:41 PM
In Malaysia, the scene is quite different. Everyone had to rush home before the traffic police put up the road blocks for drunk driving. Most of them got no chance to get laid. :laugh:

Good one. so true
Big Chief
11-10-2006, 01:15 PM
Take cab la Joe...
Oddfather
11-11-2006, 02:04 AM
hitch a ride??