[CLOSED]The 1000+ posts forumers

[daLady]

Must count 1-20 first. Me go hiding liao.
No need to hide hidelah...I can't possibly do anything to super mods...

[KoChun]

Run, doggie, run...

[KoChun]

No need to hide hidelah...I can't possibly do anything to super mods...

Phew... nasib baik ada Diplomatic Immunity.

[athena]

eh, where is ray ah? i tot he said he's gonna post and post and post this week to make up for lost time?

[KoChun]

eh, where is ray ah? i tot he said he's gonna post and post and post this week to make up for lost time?

Kena tipu by sup mod? Report to police. :)

[athena]

Kena tipu by sup mod? Report to police. :)
hehe....no need la....with him out...i guess the girls are leading the pack in getting the most number of 1000th posts forumers!!!:D

[KoChun]

hehe....no need la....with him out...i guess the girls are leading the pack in getting the most number of 1000th posts forumers!!!:D

So, you are actually happy that he was not around during the weekend lah.

[athena]

So, you are actually happy that he was not around during the weekend lah.
no la...me oso not around....but i think me getting the 1000th post shall have to wait liao....:( really hv to start to concentrate on work...boss leaving to overseas..but got lotsa marching orders left behind...:(

[KoChun]

Haiyah, 1,000 posts not that difficult lah. Don't rush into it, just post as normal loh. Slowly, without realising, you are there!

[daLady]

Haiyah, 1,000 posts not that difficult lah. Don't rush into it, just post as normal loh. Slowly, without realising, you are there!Easy for you coz you never seemed to be out of the forum....wei, no need to work, eat or sleep izzit? Wonder how your gf can tahan u stuck to the forum like that...

[KoChun]

Time management, friend. Hey, don't here there everywhere gf gf only hor. :)

[piglet]

Time management, friend. Hey, don't here there everywhere gf gf only hor. :)

tht's not what Dalady meant.....I think u spend 30% of ur time sleeping, 60% of ur time in the forum and left with only 10% of ur time to eat, shower,and gf, bola time... is it enuf?

[song cm]

tht's not what Dalady meant.....I think u spend 30% of ur time sleeping, 60% of ur time in the forum and left with only 10% of ur time to eat, shower,and gf, bola time... is it enuf?

hey, maybe he forum with the gf on the lap....talk abt killing 2 birds with 1 stone.... :D

[KoChun]

piglet, can I borrow 20% of your time? Promise to pay you back. :)

[LiLiaN]

hey, maybe he forum with the gf on the lap....talk abt killing 2 birds with 1 stone.... :D
:D :D :D

[LiLiaN]

piglet, can I borrow 20% of your time? Promise to pay you back. :)
hmm, borrow more time.... trying to hit the 2,000 posts..?

[KoChun]

hmm, borrow more time.... trying to hit the 2,000 posts..?

Non-stop, just like energizer battery. Dan lagi, dan lagi, dan lagi...

[Alkapocino]

KoChun at the rate you are going, you will hit 2000+ posts by weekend.

[KoChun]

KoChun at the rate you are going, you will hit 2000+ posts by weekend.

What about you, friend? By month end? Or year end?

[LiLiaN]

KoChun at the rate you are going, you will hit 2000+ posts by weekend.
no need weekend... even tomorrow would be sap sap sui... :D

[Alkapocino]

What about you, friend? By month end? Or year end?
When LiLiaN hits 1000 posts. :D

[LiLiaN]

When LiLiaN hits 1000 posts. :D
wah, a lot of pressure like this leh... :p

[KoChun]

wah, a lot of pressure like this leh... :p

LiLian, throw the pressure back to him lah. You've got ~300 to go only mah. Alk got ~600 to go. Take his challenge, then he will tremble.

[LiLiaN]

LiLian, throw the pressure back to him lah. You've got ~300 to go only mah. Alk got ~600 to go. Take his challenge, then he will tremble.
i'm sure he has a way to post that many!!! hmm... alk, challenge for a free mee pok? :p

[KoChun]

i'm sure he has a way to post that many!!! hmm... alk, challenge for a free mee pok? :p

Double up the bet, make it 2 mee pok. I bet on you too. :)

[LiLiaN]

Double up the bet, make it 2 mee pok. I bet on you too. :)
hehehe... i like the idea... lol... :D

[daBoss]

my bet is dalady to be the next 1000+ forummer, followed by lilian and then athena... not sure if i missed anyone out...

but this kochun is really the no. 1 terror of the forum - i really take my hat off - 20 out of 24 hours a day in the forum... dunno how he does it... no need to sleep, no need to eat, no need to shit and the best thing is that gf never beat him for spending too much time in the forum...

[daLady]

But all contenders for high number of posts, please make sure all quality posts okie....don't post just for the sake of numbers. Defeats the purpose...:)

[KoChun]

my bet is dalady to be the next 1000+ forummer, followed by lilian and then athena... not sure if i missed anyone out...

but this kochun is really the no. 1 terror of the forum - i really take my hat off - 20 out of 24 hours a day in the forum... dunno how he does it... no need to sleep, no need to eat, no need to shit and the best thing is that gf never beat him for spending too much time in the forum...

Boss, where got 20 out of 24 hrs? Got exaggerate a bit or not? Come to think of it, need to slow down a bit liao. GF did complain, once in a while.

[LiLiaN]

Boss, where got 20 out of 24 hrs? Got exaggerate a bit or not? Come to think of it, need to slow down a bit liao. GF did complain, once in a while.
if not 20 out of 24hrs, got maybe 19 out of 24hrs...? :D

[KoChun]

if not 20 out of 24hrs, got maybe 19 out of 24hrs...? :D

I think 18hrs and 47mins only lah. :)

[LiLiaN]

I think 18hrs and 47mins only lah. :)
aiyah, close enough lar... you're really on your way to 2000+ posts by this rate...

[Alkapocino]

i'm sure he has a way to post that many!!! hmm... alk, challenge for a free mee pok? :p
Even if I ended up a winner I have no problem treating a good forumer like you a bowl of 'mee pok' and a 'tau huey'.

[LiLiaN]

Even if I ended up a winner I have no problem treating a good forumer like you a bowl of 'mee pok' and a 'tau huey'.
really? thank you... danke.. grazie... merci...
ok, we'll make arrangement come nearer june... ;)

[Alkapocino]

But all contenders for high number of posts, please make sure all quality posts okie....don't post just for the sake of numbers. Defeats the purpose...:)
Dijamin tak halal dan tentu asli. Pasti memanaskan hati dan ditanggung berkualiti.

[KoChun]

Dijamin tak halal dan tentu asli. Pasti memanaskan hati dan ditanggung berkualiti.

Eh, memanaskan hati kah atau memuaskan hati? I think you meant memanaskan hati. :rolleyes:

[LiLiaN]

Dijamin tak halal dan tentu asli. Pasti memanaskan hati dan ditanggung berkualiti.
alk, you can moonlight as advertising exec now... :D

[Alkapocino]

alk, you can moonlight as advertising exec now... :D
Are you sure the jingles can pakai?

[Alkapocino]

Eh, memanaskan hati kah atau memuaskan hati? I think you meant memanaskan hati. :rolleyes:
There is no way you can memuaskan hati semua manusia. Ini teori ekonomi.

[KoChun]

So, kalau tak boleh puaskan hati, kasi panaskan lah. You tak boleh buat customer service punya kerja lah. :)

[LiLiaN]

Are you sure the jingles can pakai?
of course! :D

[LiLiaN]

So, kalau tak boleh puaskan hati, kasi panaskan lah. You tak boleh buat customer service punya kerja lah. :)
panas panas can lah... just don't bakar hor... :)
(phew... so hard to think of malay words!!!)

[Alkapocino]

panas panas can lah... just don't bakar hor... :)
(phew... so hard to think of malay words!!!)
Don't worry. Before you know it, you would have 1000 post already.

Try translate this to B. M'sia.
ASHBURN

[KoChun]

Don't worry. Before you know it, you would have 1000 post already.

Try translate this to B. M'sia.
ASHBURN

AliBaba?

[LiLiaN]

Don't worry. Before you know it, you would have 1000 post already.

Try translate this to B. M'sia.
ASHBURN
errmm... darn... can't think of it...
ash... tak tahu...
burn... bakar isn't it..?
(die, live abroad too long liau...)

[LiLiaN]

really paiseh man...

[KoChun]

really paiseh man...

No need paiseh. Give you multiple answers to choose.

Ques: What is ash in BM?
A. Aku
B. Abu
C. Ali
D. Alkapocino

[LiLiaN]

No need paiseh. Give you multiple answers to choose.

Ques: What is ash in BM?
A. Aku
B. Abu
C. Ali
D. Alkapocino
oh, now i know... ABU... :p
no wonder got ali baba somemore...

[KoChun]

oh, now i know... ABU... :p
no wonder got ali baba somemore...

Clever girl, got my hint. See you all tomorrow, me going dreamland now. Good night.

BTW, we are straying away from the topic hor. Please come bak to the thread topic.

[LiLiaN]

Clever girl, got my hint. See you all tomorrow, me going dreamland now. Good night.

BTW, we are straying away from the topic hor. Please come bak to the thread topic.
okie okie... will try to get back to topic...
(and i think i should read more utusan malaysia on the net from now on...)

[Alkapocino]

oh, now i know... ABU... :p
no wonder got ali baba somemore...
Very good.

If ASHBURN = ABU BAKAR

then

ENCIK ZAKARIA = ?? ????? ????

[LiLiaN]

Very good.

If ASHBURN = ABU BAKAR

then

ENCIK ZAKARIA = ?? ????? ????
mr happy something? :confused:

[Alkapocino]

mr happy something? :confused:
Yup.. go on. :D

[LiLiaN]

Yup.. go on. :D
but i don't know what he is happy about... :o

[LiLiaN]

Yup.. go on. :D
oh my god, mr happy penis?? :eek:

[Alkapocino]

:eek: Who told you so? :)

This is the best way to map your mind in remembering words. Now you will forever remember those words. :D

[LiLiaN]

:eek: Who told you so? :)

This is the best way to map your mind in remembering words. Now you will forever remember those words. :D
google the word "zakar" in google.com.my can be wayyyyyyyyyyy too informative...
ah well, the beauty of internet when you know where to go... :D

[Alkapocino]

No offense to all Mr. Zakaria(s) out there. My ex- BM teacher was En. Zakaria and I adore him. No need to do homework also can. :D

[LiLiaN]

i have to say, trying to get to 1000 mark is soooooo not easy...
how do you do it to get so much more than that..?
any 1000+ posters want to share some tips..? :D

[Alkapocino]

i have to say, trying to get to 1000 mark is soooooo not easy...
how do you do it to get so much more than that..?
any 1000+ posters want to share some tips..? :D
Just reply to whatever KoChun and Siewjang posted. Hahaha.

[KoChun]

Just reply to whatever KoChun and Siewjang posted. Hahaha.

Ha ha, but logic leh. LiLian, I thought I shared with you a couple of days ago? Did you try? :D

[LiLiaN]

Ha ha, but logic leh. LiLian, I thought I shared with you a couple of days ago? Did you try? :D
you mean drink lots of water, wake up at night, post then back to bed..? ;)

[LiLiaN]

Just reply to whatever KoChun and Siewjang posted. Hahaha.
i think i can also tumpang wherever you post lor... :p

[KoChun]

you mean drink lots of water, wake up at night, post then back to bed..? ;)

Did you try that? To be honest, I did not!!!

[LiLiaN]

Did you try that? To be honest, I did not!!!
neh... i sleep like a log, so hard to get me up at night even if there's fire...
(actually got neighbour robbed before and i didn't even hear the alarm! :eek: )

[daLady]

i have to say, trying to get to 1000 mark is soooooo not easy...
how do you do it to get so much more than that..?
any 1000+ posters want to share some tips..? :DBut I can see you are really working hard at it....all the best!

[daLady]

So Lilian....lucky 7 (for ang moh) or lucky 8 (for chinese)?Hehehe...both lucky numbers...

[LiLiaN]

So Lilian....lucky 7 (for ang moh) or lucky 8 (for chinese)?Hehehe...both lucky numbers...
i believe you'll get 7... me, not hope for that, so just aim for 8...
both lucky, that's good... :)

[LiLiaN]

oh.. lunch time now... go makan then come back to continue... :D

[KoChun]

Me bet on daLady to be the 7th member in the club.

[LiLiaN]

Me bet on daLady to be the 7th member in the club.
me too... :D

[piglet]

Boss, where got 20 out of 24 hrs? Got exaggerate a bit or not? Come to think of it, need to slow down a bit liao. GF did complain, once in a while.

tot she's sitting on ur lap.. :D

[piglet]

me too... :D

Come on Lilian.. think of the mee pok u.. :)

[KoChun]

tot she's sitting on ur lap.. :D

Sit on my lap for 20 hours a day, you say boring or not??? Huh?! :)

[LiLiaN]

Sit on my lap for 20 hours a day, you say boring or not??? Huh?! :)
i can think of a few more things she can do while sitting there... but can't tell...
sure kena censored... :D

[piglet]

Sit on my lap for 20 hours a day, you say boring or not??? Huh?! :)

ur lap so strong har?

[piglet]

i can think of a few more things she can do while sitting there... but can't tell...
sure kena censored... :D

wat ler??? dun be so direct... say abit....ler..

[LiLiaN]

wat ler??? dun be so direct... say abit....ler..
that one you gotta check with the lap owner himself... :p

[KoChun]

that one you gotta check with the lap owner himself... :p

Okay, lap owner here. Want to know? PM me lah. Here censored mah. :p

Why you gals little while no watch nia, go out of topic liao leh? Come back, come back.

[piglet]

Okay, lap owner here. Want to know? PM me lah. Here censored mah. :p

Why you gals little while no watch nia, go out of topic liao leh? Come back, come back.

u need 140 postings....... can ur lap tahan?

[JC]

Wah!! dalady very near to 1000 post liao at 943. She must have wrestled the keyboard from daboss... :D

Not far behind is Lilian at 833... giddy up, girl.... :)

[LiLiaN]

Wah!! dalady very near to 1000 post liao at 943. She must have wrestled the keyboard from daboss... :D
and daBoss curi it back... saw him in and out today a few times already... ;)

[daLady]

u need 140 postings....... can ur lap tahan?Lap sure can tahan..something else...err...dunno ler:p

[piglet]

Lap sure can tahan..something else...err...dunno ler:p

:D wei kochun can tahan.. u still alive?

[daLady]

and daBoss curi it back... saw him in and out today a few times already... ;)Hey, I managed to get it back again!:D

[KoChun]

:D wei kochun can tahan.. u still alive?

Of course still alive lah.

Eh, me drink teh tarik tongkat ali every morning mah. :p

[LiLiaN]

Of course still alive lah.

Eh, me drink teh tarik tongkat ali every morning mah. :p
wah, secret out now... :D

[piglet]

Of course still alive lah.

Eh, me drink teh tarik tongkat ali every morning mah. :p

wah tongkat ali so powerful... viagra got no business already..

[LiLiaN]

wah tongkat ali so powerful... viagra got no business already..
got lar... plenty business... the plant in cork is busy producing... became ireland's top export somemore...

[daLady]

:D wei kochun can tahan.. u still alive?Alive an stuck:D

[LiLiaN]

Alive an stuck:D
maybe a bit numb... :p

[JC]

Wah!!! Very good leh..

dalady oledi 972, lilian oledi 905.... :)

[LiLiaN]

Wah!!! Very good leh..

dalady oledi 972, lilian oledi 905.... :)
really..? already lost count...

[Alkapocino]

Mee Pok Mee Pok...Ooops! I mean LiLian LiLian! Jia yu!

[LiLiaN]

Mee Pok Mee Pok...Ooops! I mean LiLian LiLian! Jia yu!
hehe... you get the money ready for the mee pok... :D

[daLady]

hehe... you get the money ready for the mee pok... :DDo I get mee ok as well? Food punya pasal...I got motivation:D

[LiLiaN]

Do I get mee ok as well? Food punya pasal...I got motivation:D
i'd say there shouldn't be any problem... alk very nice one hor... ;)

[Alkapocino]

Do I get mee ok as well? Food punya pasal...I got motivation:D
For you I will add some fish balls + mee pok + "tau huey".

[LiLiaN]

For you I will add some fish balls + mee pok + "tau huey".
not fair.. i also wan... :p

[LiLiaN]

where is daLady... want to help her celebrate here leh...!!

[LiLiaN]

congratulations!!! daLady got her target 1000 posts... :D

[song cm]

Congrats...dalady....
Lilian, u r not far behind.... :D

[KoChun]

daLady, congratulations!!! You did not disappoint. Take a good rest today, must be rather tired.

[athena]

congratulations to DALADY!!!!
clap..clap..clap...!!!

[siewjang]

Bravo daLady, clap, clap, clap.......clap, clap, clap.......clap, clap, clap.......clap, clap, clap.......clap, clap, clap.......clap, clap, clap.......clap, clap, clap.......clap, clap, clap.......clap, clap, clap.......clap, clap, clap.......clap, clap, clap.......clap, clap, clap.......clap, clap, clap.......clap, clap, clap.......clap, clap, clap.......clap, clap, clap.......clap, clap, clap.......clap, clap, clap.......

[Alkapocino]

Now we have the Queen in the VVIP box waiting for LiLian to complete the EPL in the 1000+ post club.

Welcome to the club YRH daLady Empress (cium cium tangan).

[Alkapocino]

congratulations to DALADY!!!!
clap..clap..clap...!!!
I believe you will be next....after LiLian. :)

[athena]

I believe you will be next....after LiLian. :)
tak boleh la...boss gave so much things to do..hehe...come once in a while to kay poh can la...but to acheive 1000 is a feat!!!

[Alkapocino]

tak boleh la...boss gave so much things to do..hehe...come once in a while to kay poh can la...but to acheive 1000 is a feat!!!
Hahaha..the last time you cakap tak boleh I think you only have 100+ posts. Just look where you are now. 加油! 加油!

[siewjang]

Now we have the Queen in the VVIP box waiting for LiLian to complete the EPL in the 1000+ post club.
Lilian, next to the throne is you. Siaper lagi? Happy posting! :D

[athena]

Hahaha..the last time you cakap tak boleh I think you only have 100+ posts. Just look where you are now. 加油! 加油!
haha....谢谢 了！

[athena]

hey ray, where are you? i thought u were gonna catch up with yer posting?

[siewjang]

Don't worry. Ray is in the house now. He will contribute one posting in here when he see this. yes?

[LiLiaN]

won't be easy day for me today.. a lot of work scheduled, then go a lecture to sit in and seminar to go.. but will try... :D

[Alkapocino]

won't be easy day for me today.. a lot of work scheduled, then go a lecture to sit in and seminar to go.. but will try... :D
You are back. Just watch out for your boss and remember to give the 2 girls the "sign" if the "kacau" you again. :)

[athena]

won't be easy day for me today.. a lot of work scheduled, then go a lecture to sit in and seminar to go.. but will try... :D
hehe..nevermind lilian, got only 30+ post..can la..sap sap soi right :D

[LiLiaN]

You are back. Just watch out for your boss and remember to give the 2 girls the "sign" if the "kacau" you again. :)
i'm in office now, so there's nobody.. (part time job!)
either finish the 1000 posts line here, or got no chance later.. :p

[Alkapocino]

i'm in office now, so there's nobody.. (part time job!)
either finish the 1000 posts line here, or got no chance later.. :p
Follow me. :D

[LiLiaN]

Follow me. :D
where to? lol...

[LiLiaN]

it's a good thing there's lots of topics in general chat...
my class is soooooooo quiet... what happen to everyone there..?

[Alkapocino]

where to? lol...
Hahaha...where ever I go.

[LiLiaN]

Hahaha...where ever I go.
hmm... can start humming "i will follow you"...?
(ps: your mrs here ah...? nanti i kena ketuk on my head!)

[Alkapocino]

hmm... can start humming "i will follow you"...?
(ps: your mrs here ah...? nanti i kena ketuk on my head!)
I think so... :D

[LiLiaN]

I think so... :D
aiyoh, better stay 3 threads aways... lol... :p

[song cm]

Lilian...only 18 more...jia liu...
I help you one...wat time is it now in Ireland?

[LiLiaN]

Lilian...only 18 more...jia liu...
I help you one...wat time is it now in Ireland?
thank you thank you... it's now 8am...
(wah, so sad, i'm in office by 7.30am...)

[song cm]

thank you thank you... it's now 8am...
(wah, so sad, i'm in office by 7.30am...)

haha...just to post... :p

[LiLiaN]

haha...just to post... :p
no ler... gotta work as well...
feel more like kiasu singaporean at the moment... (can we get a "paiseh" icon???)

[LiLiaN]

ok lar, last one to 1000... it's a tribute to this thread... (tangan also letih..)

[athena]

congratulations lilian!!!Hehee!!!

[song cm]

congrats Lilian.....

Athena, u r next...jia liu... :D

[siewjang]

Congratulation Lilian. Welcome to the club.

[athena]

congrats Lilian.....

Athena, u r next...jia liu... :D
aiyo..tak boleh la..no more gas...now petrol in malaysia already naik harga...susah lor!!

[LiLiaN]

thank you for the support... merci beaucoup...
now gotta go to work.. catch up later....!! adios!!

[JC]

Congratulations To Lilian....

[KoChun]

Congrats, Lilian. 2 new members in the club on 12th Jan.

[LiLiaN]

Congrats, Lilian. 2 new members in the club on 12th Jan.
auspicious day isn't it...? as daLady said, both numbers also lucky... :D

[KoChun]

Okay, still not too late. Me go buy 4D, 7878 50b50s.

[LiLiaN]

Okay, still not too late. Me go buy 4D, 7878 50b50s.
hmm... today wednesday... oklar, i go buy lotto after this...
who wants to give 6 number between 1 to 42..? (if win, i give u 10% winning prize)

[athena]

hmm... today wednesday... oklar, i go buy lotto after this...
who wants to give 6 number between 1 to 42..? (if win, i give u 10% winning prize)
hehe....better ask some s/w expert to write you a random number generator...me can only build one...dunno how to write out code :(

[LiLiaN]

hehe....better ask some s/w expert to write you a random number generator...me can only build one...dunno how to write out code :(
no need to generate so hard leh... just give me random numbers...
i'll accept first 6 numbers suggested... :) so any takers..? i mean, givers..?
(that means 10% share now have to divide...)

[piglet]

Flying Kiss to both of u.. Muak Dalady & Lilian

[LiLiaN]

Flying Kiss to both of u.. Muak Dalady & Lilian
thank you... piglet, wanna give me numbers..? :D

[piglet]

thank you... piglet, wanna give me numbers..? :D

haha 4D number... try buying 8264... my car number... :D

[KoChun]

Flying Kiss to both of u.. Muak Dalady & Lilian

piglet, why earlier when I reached 1000 post no flying kiss from you one? Not fair leh. :(

[piglet]

piglet, why earlier when I reached 1000 post no flying kiss from you one? Not fair leh. :(

ur doggy run too fast... my flying kiss to u cannot reach lor..

[KoChun]

ur doggy run too fast... my flying kiss to u cannot reach lor..

Okay, my doggie will run slower in future. Want to catch some kisses flying around.

Note: This thread will be closed very soon. 400 replies is the limit for a single thread. Feel free to start another one. Okay?

[LiLiaN]

haha 4D number... try buying 8264... my car number... :D
not 4D... i want 6 numbers from 1 to 42...
like this, you choose 3, kochun choose 3... i go buy later... :p

[piglet]

Okay, my doggie will run slower in future. Want to catch some kisses flying around.

Note: This thread will be closed very soon. 400 replies is the limit for a single thread. Feel free to start another one. Okay?

next flying kiss... wait till doggy hit 2000 postings..

[piglet]

not 4D... i want 6 numbers from 1 to 42...
like this, you choose 3, kochun choose 3... i go buy later... :p

haha u buy powerball.. kena must share ok..

16, 2, 28

[Sila]

before the thread closes, congrats lilian!

[Sila]

and congrats dalady!!

[KoChun]

and congrats dalady!!

Please continue in Part II. Thanks to all here.

Thread closed.