Take a BreaK!

[Hades]

Hahaha, do u think teachers are stressed out people?
read the below... :laugh:

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d19/calvinteh/letter1.jpg


http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d19/calvinteh/letter2.jpg

[alfred98]

Show it to thier parents lah....I persumed they will have heart attack........Tarak guna son!!!!:(

[JC]

ROFLMAO!!!

This is one creative child... ;)

[Hades]

haha i have to agree this kid is gonna be a politician or a lawyer in the future...

[alfred98]

I think he is translating from Mandarin lah.......

[JC]

I think he is translating from Mandarin lah.......
How do you translate:
"They are mad people and I am their mad child. We are all mad."

hehehe :laugh:

[dragoncity99]

ROFLMAO....i like that karangan :laugh:

[Hades]

haha in a way true oso wat we're all mad...

[Hades]

Sometimes we wonder, "What did I do to deserve this?" Here's a wonderful explanation!

A daughter was telling her Mother how everything was going wrong, she's failing algebra, her boyfriend broke up with her and her best friend is moving away.

Meanwhile, her Mother was baking a cake and asked her daughter if she would like a snack, and the daughter said, "Absolutely Mom, I love your cake." Here, have some cooking oil," her Mother offered. "Yuck" said her daughter. "How about a couple of raw eggs?" "Gross, Mom!" "Would you like some flour then? Or maybe baking soda?" "Mom, those are all yucky!" To which the mother replied, "Yes, all those things seem bad all by themselves. But when they are put together in the right way, they make a wonderfully delicious cake!

Life works the same way. Many times we wonder why we have to go through such bad and difficult times, not being able to envision our greater surroundings. All things work together for a common good. Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance.

[Hades]

Subject: Love, hate, and marriage

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - - - David Bissonette.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - - - Sacha Guitry.

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.---Hemant Joshi.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get
a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - - - Socrates.

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - - -Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? - - - Sigmund Freud.

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - - -Anonymous.

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft
music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.-------- Henry Youngman.

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years".
- - - SamKinison.

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage".
- - - James Holt McGavran.

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the
second one didn't." - - - Patrick Murray.

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - - - Nash.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once.- - - Anonymous.

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
- - - Henny Youngman.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- - - Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- - -Milton Berle.

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
- - - Anonymous.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."- - - Anonymous.

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

[shiruikage]

Subject: Love, hate, and marriage

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - - - David Bissonette.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - - - Sacha Guitry.

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.---Hemant Joshi.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get
a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - - - Socrates.

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - - -Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? - - - Sigmund Freud.

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - - -Anonymous.

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft
music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.-------- Henry Youngman.

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years".
- - - SamKinison.

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage".
- - - James Holt McGavran.

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the
second one didn't." - - - Patrick Murray.

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - - - Nash.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once.- - - Anonymous.

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
- - - Henny Youngman.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- - - Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- - -Milton Berle.

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
- - - Anonymous.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."- - - Anonymous.

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
don marry.

[Hades]

don marry.
haha yea in a way they have their point

[athena]

don marry.
can't live with one....can't live without one! :p

[Hades]

can't live with one....can't live without one! :p
hahaha
so how?? a dellima

[shiruikage]

hahaha
so how?? a dellima
delima is very precious, almost like pearl... heheheh, but a dilemma is very very sad. so why waste half ur fortune to marry when u can spend half ur fortune in....paris!

[LiLiaN]

alone in paris? that's even sadder...

[bizzi]

can't live with one....can't live without one! :p

that's not quite right...

it's .. can't live with them , can't shoot them!!

[athena]

that's not quite right...

it's .. can't live with them , can't shoot them!!
*piak piak* stop thinking serong athena...concentrate....:laugh:

[shiruikage]

alone in paris? that's even sadder...
nay, not alone. i say don marry. take half ur fortune to paris. get a parisian lady, romance her, one nite stand her, then get another one for tomolo nite. that is not marriage, that is bachelor fun.:laugh:

[LiLiaN]

not that easy to romance parisian girl and go after one day lor...

[Ah Boh]

take a break, have a kitkat!

dats d 1st thing pop into my mind when i saw thread title... :laugh:

i like d 1st essay, such heartfelt madness i can just feel it... NOT!

actually we dun hafta pity d teachers cuz these sorta crazy writings are pure entertainment wat! imagine d poor teachers going thru dreary tasks day after day then suddenly one very serious fella like discipline master (watshisname) burst out laughing n all d students can hear him go WAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!! all over acs.

now where's my kitkat...

[andrewjpan]

take a break, have a kitkat!

dats d 1st thing pop into my mind when i saw thread title... :laugh:

i like d 1st essay, such heartfelt madness i can just feel it... NOT!

actually we dun hafta pity d teachers cuz these sorta crazy writings are pure entertainment wat! imagine d poor teachers going thru dreary tasks day after day then suddenly one very serious fella like discipline master (watshisname) burst out laughing n all d students can hear him go WAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!! all over acs.

now where's my kitkat...
i got kitkat for you... and ais kacang too!

[Ah Boh]

i got kitkat for you... and ais kacang too!
*looking around 1-mile radious*

where got??? bluff me! :sus:

*checking ajp's dirty pockets*

eeuwwwww... wats this dead furry thing?? :sick:

im going home la! bubbye... :eek:

[shiruikage]

not that easy to romance parisian girl and go after one day lor...
there are a few things need:
looks
money
big thingy
right words
right chance

with the five things above, u can have any women u want.

[LiLiaN]

but how many people would have all 5 at the same time (brad pitt excluded? :laugh: ) ...
and you're talking about majority haughty and high maintenance parisian girls...!

[Anson F-Clef]

Do I condone to one-nite stands? Or do you REALLY....the answer is at your own verdict.......

nay, not alone. i say don marry. take half ur fortune to paris. get a parisian lady, romance her, one nite stand her, then get another one for tomolo nite. that is not marriage, that is bachelor fun.:laugh:

[Hades]

boh,
here u go...

http://www.wackypackages.org/realproductsscans/2004/jk/kitkat_small.jpg

[dragoncity99]

Anything else other and kit kat ah? Im bored to death liao now in opis :crying:

Dono wat to do and dont feel like doing anything...

[Ah Boh]

*trying futilely grab kitkat on pc screen*

ajp : wahhhh... why show pix onli?? u must post laju me one wor! keke...

dragon : go home lar, take a long shower then pig out in front of d idiot box.

[Hades]

nothing else to share to humour me meh??

[dragoncity99]

*trying futilely grab kitkat on pc screen*

ajp : wahhhh... why show pix onli?? u must post laju me one wor! keke...

dragon : go home lar, take a long shower then pig out in front of d idiot box.

R u joining me? :p :laugh:

[Hades]

R u joining me? :p :laugh:
wah lau!!

[andrewjpan]

*trying futilely grab kitkat on pc screen*

ajp : wahhhh... why show pix onli?? u must post laju me one wor! keke...


drop by my office... got some for you... maybe after that we can go for ice kacang...

[Ah Boh]

R u joining me? :p :laugh:
over my dead smelly highly decomposed body :p

maybe i'll sue u for sexual harrassment instead.. hehe..

drop by my office... got some for you... maybe after that we can go for ice kacang...
wei, i tot gentlemen suppose to send gifts to d lady, not d lady go collect leh! hmm... :cheesy: