Hansen in da house!

[Hansen]

OK ... Hansen checking in. Btw, this is the Liverpool Alan Hansen, not da 3 sisters band Hansen! Hello Amelia, Lilian and Valentino. It's been awhile :)

[lilianmiles]

OK ... Hansen checking in. Btw, this is the Liverpool Alan Hansen, not da 3 sisters band Hansen! Hello Amelia, Lilian and Valentino. It's been awhile :)


Er...who are you?

[ausman]

OK ... Hansen checking in. Btw, this is the Liverpool Alan Hansen, not da 3 sisters band Hansen! Hello Amelia, Lilian and Valentino. It's been awhile :)

Hansen....still with liverpool..... cannot be.... retired long long time ago-leh....

Anyway welcome to the forum...

[Hansen]

Retired oso still can make a comeback :D

Anyway, for Lilian's memory sake, I was da skinny dude who failed Add Maths in most of the exams :(

[Hansen]

Retired oso still can make a comeback :D

Anyway, for Lilian's memory sake, I was da skinny dude who failed Add Maths in most of the exams :([/QUOTE] Better to keep your head down than up, so that you'll notice da shit before you step on it

[lilianmiles]

Retired oso still can make a comeback :D

Anyway, for Lilian's memory sake, I was da skinny dude who failed Add Maths in most of the exams :( Better to keep your head down than up, so that you'll notice da shit before you step on it[/QUOTE]

Still no idea, I'm afraid.

[ungsutiong]

Lilian - You can only remember Adrian & Glen. Hansen is now GONDOR from Lord Of The Rings.
Ausman - Hansen doesn't play football now as he is afraid to step on shit. When he looks down he is bald like a ball.
Hansen - You'll Never Walk Alone.

[lilianmiles]

Lilian - You can only remember Adrian & Glen. Hansen is now GONDOR from Lord Of The Rings.
Ausman - Hansen doesn't play football now as he is afraid to step on shit. When he looks down he is bald like a ball.
Hansen - You'll Never Walk Alone.

Tiong...if you love me, you will tell me who these people are.

[ungsutiong]

Tiong...if you love me, you will tell me who these people are.

He was once known as Alan Hansen. Please rewind back to 1982 Form 2A1. There were 4 dudes who named themselves Alan Hansen, Kenny Dalglish, Ian Rush & Ray Clemence.
Ray Clemence - Hoo Lin Coln (He was the goalkeeper who singlehandedly inspired all of us to play striker - just to get a shot at him & the goalmouth)
Kenny Dalglish - Andy Soo
Ian Rush - Yeap Joo Seng
Alan Hansen - GONDOR from Lord of The Rings. You can see him running around with the hobbits back in 1982. There were 3 hobbits aka "ketot". Now 2 have grown quite tall. The other one is still a hobbit.

[lilianmiles]

He was once known as Alan Hansen. Please rewind back to 1982 Form 2A1. There were 4 dudes who named themselves Alan Hansen, Kenny Dalglish, Ian Rush & Ray Clemence.
Ray Clemence - Hoo Lin Coln (He was the goalkeeper who singlehandedly inspired all of us to play striker - just to get a shot at him & the goalmouth)
Kenny Dalglish - Andy Soo
Ian Rush - Yeap Joo Seng
Alan Hansen - GONDOR from Lord of The Rings. You can see him running around with the hobbits back in 1982. There were 3 hobbits aka "ketot". Now 2 have grown quite tall. The other one is still a hobbit.


Tiong...considering that I only had eyes for you...I DO NOT KNOW WHO THE HELL GONDOR IS...now, just put me out of my misery, or I shall never tell anyone else how much I love you.

[Hansen]

Ermm Ah Tiong, you must have been blinded by all these love that Lilian is showering on you ..... I'm Hansen lah :)

Somehow, I don't keep in touch with you guys for awhile, and all these funny things are happening :D

Sweet Talk A Girl, You're a Romeo
Tackle 2 Girls, You're a Valentino
Do It With 3 Girls, You're a Casanova
Getting Lilian Tiong to say sweet nothings to you, that's Ung Su Tiong ! :D

[ungsutiong]

Lilian - more clues on Hansen. In 1980, he was romantically linked to Amelia Chin. In 1982, he was head over heels in love with Daisy Ding. If you still can't get it, ask Ultraman.

[ungsutiong]

Hansen - If you put me higher than Romeo, Valentino & Casanova, some people might classify me as WH4.

[lilianmiles]

Hansen, please do not malign Su Tiong, we will get married in the next life with Alkapocino, Ah Hu and Haw Aik as witnesses. If you reveal your identity, I shall let you play the piano at the wedding.

Tiong, the only name I can think of is Nga Ko Lyn, but I know he did not fail Add Maths once ! So it cannot be him. If you do not tell me in your next message, I will never speak to you again. :mad:

[lilianmiles]

Tiong...please leave Ultraman out of this. He nursed me patiently and lovingly out of my lovesickness once. Memories....memories....

[ungsutiong]

Tiong...please leave Ultraman out of this. He nursed me patiently and lovingly out of my lovesickness once. Memories....memories....
Lilian - When was this? What happened?

[lilianmiles]

Lilian - When was this? What happened?

Tell me who Hansen is.

[jimdiong]

ultraman??? now i remember him..... when did lilian got anything to do with him??
Tiong, better tell her who is hansen or else next life also no chance lah.

[ungsutiong]

I know a specific handsome guy but not Hansen. Handsome is Jim D. who is based in Penang. Occupation : Singing & tackle girls.
Hansen? No idea. Occupation : probably admiring Lilian from far.

[Alkapocino]

Tell me who Hansen is.
lilian o lilian...wanna know who Hansen is? Ask Alan Ball or Alan & Ball! :D

[Hansen]

Eh ... since when I got romantically linked with Amelia Ching lar? If my memories serve me right, that was YJS!

Oso, don't lar say me in love with Daisy. Sensitive issue wei .... afterwards, her hubby come after me pulak.

I deny all these allegations. Lies, I say ... all lies! Nasty hobbitses wanna tricks usssss ......

[Hansen]

Ok . I think there was certainly a little confusion here, so lets set some matters right :)

[1] For your info, Ball ... what's wrong with being WH4? After all, you are da one who's gonna benefit in the end :P

[2] Lilian, I did fail Add Maths several times actually :( The only time I didn't fail it was in the SPM exam, because although I left the first section blank, somehow I managed to answer the second section miraculously :)

[3] And lastly, I'm happy that Ball and Lilian have found each other at last ... coz never until now, did I realise how well they complement each other :D


You'll Never Walk Alone

[ungsutiong]

Lilian - I'm poor at guessing. Hansen's clues threw me off track. Even Ultraman could lost his bearing.
Hansen - One last question: Do you keep in touch with Ding Li Koon?

[ungsutiong]

Lilian - It has been rumoured that Hansen & Jim D. are teaming up to form a duo, something like WHAM from the 80s. They will call themselves "The Yah Yah Boys". Cool dudes. They will do some cover versions of ROD Stewart's hit songs.
Jim D. - What is the current status?
Hansen - Are you the famous bath tub singer from Simpang Dua?

[jimdiong]

Hansen is from Simpang Dua?? are you sure??

[Hansen]

It's been a long road ,
Getting from there to here,
It's been a long road,
But our time is finally here,

Ok ... dats my version of Rod Steward song. Who else is from Simpang Dua??

Ball, who is Ding Li Koon lar? :p

Dis piece of advice goes to Mr. Valentino ....

Nice to touch, nice to hold
Once broken, consider sold
Don't say I didn't warn you, I'm telling you now
Once you break it, way too late liao.

[siewjang]

Merry Christmas Hansen!

[jimdiong]

I'm from simpang dua.....
Hansen, i really can't recall who r u.....

[lilianmiles]

I'm from simpang dua.....
Hansen, i really can't recall who r u.....


Ah Hu, don't worry I can't either. Could he be Ah Huat (as in Sing Huat?)? Ah Hu, do you remember him?

[lilianmiles]

Ah Hu,

can you do a rendition of "the first cut is the deepest" by Rod Stewart, and then rehashed by Cat Stevens?

The first cut is the deepest, baby I know.. ! the first cut is the deepest...!

[ungsutiong]

Lilian - Ah Hu can only do his versions in Hockchew.
Jim D. - How do u say "The First Cut Is The Deepest" in Hockchew?

[ungsutiong]

Hansen - Wah! Hijack Queen wished u Merry X'mas. Your fan base is surely growing. When r u showing your identity?

[ungsutiong]

Siew Jang - Hansen is quite handsome. You should hear him sing "I saw Mummy kissing Santa Claus" in Hockchew. They play it at Tai Thong Restaurant Damansara.

[siewjang]

Siew Jang - Hansen is quite handsome. You should hear him sing "I saw Mummy kissing Santa Claus" in Hockchew. They play it at Tai Thong Restaurant Damansara.
Sutiong, you should learn from Hansen then maybe we can duet at our next gathering :cool:

[Hansen]

Ok.... just in case I can't come in tomorrow nite, Merry Christmas everyone .... to whoever is in here, no matter how tall or short, big or small, thin or "un-thin" - this Christmas greeting goes out to you :)

Su Tiong, da only song I know is Jingle Ball :D


MERRY CHRISTMAS, PEOPLE !

Can anyone enlighten me why Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

[ungsutiong]

Siew Jang - Wow! Duet at the next gathering! My shot at fame. Do you want me to learn Jingle Ball in Hockchew?

[siewjang]

Ya, ya ... why not..

[Linkinfark]

Siew Jang - Wow! Duet at the next gathering! My shot at fame. Do you want me to learn Jingle Ball in Hockchew?

Eh, I know Jingle Ball but in Hokkien oh! It goes something like this..

Lim lim lim, lim lim lim,
Lim liao ku chai tim,
Tim tim tim, tim tim tim,
Tim liao ku chai lim..

Tim liao ku chai lim,
Lim liao ku chai tim,
Tim liao ku chai lim,
Lim liao ku chai tim..

Please repeat until drunk and fall on the floor.. By the way, my dad taught me this song! :D hic..

[jimdiong]

Ah Hu,

can you do a rendition of "the first cut is the deepest" by Rod Stewart, and then rehashed by Cat Stevens?

The first cut is the deepest, baby I know.. ! the first cut is the deepest...!

WOW....everything also want it in foochow kah?? like that tough lah..... can't translate well...
Tiong, when r u going back to sitiawan? 7/1/05?? want time is the dinner??

[siewjang]

....Lim lim lim, lim lim lim,
Lim liao ku chai tim,
Tim tim tim, tim tim tim,
Tim liao ku chai lim..

Tim liao ku chai lim,
Lim liao ku chai tim,
Tim liao ku chai lim,
Lim liao ku chai tim..

.. By the way, my dad taught me this song! :D hic..
Send my regards to your dad, will ya? :D

[Linkinfark]

Send my regards to your dad, will ya? :D

Sure! :)

[ungsutiong]

Kinkyfart,...err...Linkinfart..err...sorry I mean Linkinfark. I am still poor at names. I remember your dad. He's a cool guy. Pls send my regards to him & bring him over to my house for some drinks.

[ungsutiong]

Siew Jang - I've not seen you but I've heard a lot about you. Ausman just can't stop talking about you. He described you as drop dead gorgeous. If that is true, The Yah Yah Boys are looking for someone of your talent to join the band.
Ausman - remember to give her your best support.

[ungsutiong]

The Yah Yah Boys - Did you sing in Sitiawan over the weekend? We felt the tremor in some part of Kampong Koh & Pasir Panjang. Well boys, keep it up.

[Linkinfark]

Kinkyfart,...err...Linkinfart..err...sorry I mean Linkinfark. I am still poor at names. I remember your dad. He's a cool guy. Pls send my regards to him & bring him over to my house for some drinks.

Ball Ung, you really love kinky farting eh you pervert!
Sure, will kirim salam. Make sure there's enuff to drink at your house! We'll drink you dry baby... :D

[siewjang]

Siew Jang - I've not seen you but I've heard a lot about you. Ausman just can't stop talking about you. He described you as drop dead gorgeous. If that is true, The Yah Yah Boys are looking for someone of your talent to join the band.
Ausman - remember to give her your best support.
:eek: :eek: Ausman? :eek: He said that? :eek: He must be drunk that night.

[ungsutiong]

:eek: :eek: Ausman? :eek: He said that? :eek: He must be drunk that night.
Alka - We need you as a witness.
Ausman - If you admire Siew Jang, can I call you "Boh Jang"?

[Alkapocino]

Alka - We need you as a witness.
Ausman - If you admire Siew Jang, can I call you "Boh Jang"?
:eek: Why "put me on the table" again? :eek: :eek:

[jimdiong]

:eek: Why "put me on the table" again? :eek: :eek:
easy meat!!!!!!!!!

[Hansen]

Good, I see everyone is well and dry in here. Just doing a head count to see if anyone is missing from the tsunami disaster. :)

Btw Ball, I would suggest you skipping your next trip to Thailand for awhile. That place is getting too dangerous - u either get killed by RM 100 assassins, or fanatical militants or by Tsunami waves.


Getting hit by an orgasm wave is one thing, getting hit by a Tsunami wave is another :rolleyes:

[ungsutiong]

Hansen - How do you know I have been hit by orgasm wave? Can tell from my face ah?

[ungsutiong]

:eek: Why "put me on the table" again? :eek: :eek:
Alka - The Godfather sits on the Chair, not on the Table.

[Hansen]

Ball, for someone who is as experienced as you in Earthquakes and Tsunami Waves , I don't have to see your face to know if you've been hit by one ..... I know for sure your Seismic activities is among one of the most active in this region :D


When Mount SuTiong erupts, flee as far as you can unless you wanna find out how hot the lava is. Casualties count to date - 20491 cockcroaches and 48515 mosquitoes :rolleyes:

[ungsutiong]

Hansen - Please don't spill all in black & white. Embarassing. Unknown/unborn kids are not part of casualties. How come you know so much about my personal life? I can't sweet talk, no $ & no good looks. Slim chance to tackle girls.

[Hansen]

Ball, your fame precedes you :D

Most people think they have done the most difficult task of all by conquering Mt. Everest. If only they know about your conquest records, they would think Mt. Everest was kids play :p


If you ever feel achieving something is impossible, just look at Mr. Ball's achievements with gals and you'll know that there's a solution to any problem :rolleyes:

[ungsutiong]

Hansen - If you spill everything, a lot of ladies would stay away from me. Lilian might stop posting to me. If I stand next to Ricky Martin poster, chances are the girls would rather look at the poster. So don't give me too much credit. Embarassinglah.

[lilianmiles]

Hansen - If you spill everything, a lot of ladies would stay away from me. Lilian might stop posting to me. If I stand next to Ricky Martin poster, chances are the girls would rather look at the poster. So don't give me too much credit. Embarassinglah.

Tiong, read other thread. You will soon realise that Ricky Martin or no Ricky Martin, I only have eyes for you. :D

[lilianmiles]

Ball, your fame precedes you :D

If you ever feel achieving something is impossible, just look at Mr. Ball's achievements with gals and you'll know that there's a solution to any problem :rolleyes:

Hansen, do you mean that if Tiong can get a girl, every body else got hope?

[Hansen]

Lilian, hope is always there. Only, it depends on what you're hoping for. Some of us guys hope for chicks like Mandy Moore or Catherine Zeta Jones ... dat is why until today, we still keep hoping. Others settle for much lesser ....

Funny that you should be so tied up with Tiong now, apart from the fact that both your names have Tiong in it. :p

Btw, do you still remember the "W" ? :D


Ball, no need embarass bout dis things wan. We don't tok about dis now, when are we gonna let da rest of the world know? The Biblical Code predicted 2006 to be Armageddon Year so, if you need to profess your love for anyone else, better start doing so now. ;)

Remembering the good 1985 ..... wish I was still that thin then :(

[ungsutiong]

Hansen - What is "W"?

[ungsutiong]

The Biblical Code predicted 2006 to be Armageddon Year so, if you need to profess your love for anyone else, better start doing so now. ;)

Remembering the good 1985 ..... wish I was still that thin then :(
To find out more secrets read Da vincci codes....
I was also quite well built back in 1981-1985.

[Alkapocino]

Tiong, read other thread. You will soon realise that Ricky Martin or no Ricky Martin, I only have eyes for you. :D
Mr. Ball - Why not you sing us "For Your Eyes Only" at your coming "wedding".

While JimD backs you up, Hansen can do the lambada dance on stage.


lilianmiles - I do tabik your perfect vision 20x20. Even with Ricky Martin's pin-up, your eyes still zoomed-IN on Ball.

[Hansen]

Ball, I think you should ask Lilian what "W" stands for. If I tell you da secret, I might be opening a Pandora Box ;) Clue - What does "W" look like?


Don Pacino - I don't do lambada leh, but I have a real Silver Medal for completing and passing a Ballroom Cha Cha exam :D

"W" comes in 4 with a wiggly tail

[ungsutiong]

Hansen, Alka & Jim D - There is a conspiracy to motivate "semangat cinta".
Lilian - Have u heard this song from the 80s, it goes like this :-
I touch u once,
I touch you twice,
I won't let go at any price...

[ungsutiong]

Don Pacino - Hansen don't do lambada but he does TANGO with 4 legs. The cantonese call him "high hand" ballroom dancer.

[Hansen]

Ball, I think da continuing part for dat song goes :

Nice to touch,
Nice to hold
Once koyak, considered sold :D

[siewjang]

:eek: :eek: did i come in at the wrong time?

[Anson F-Clef]

Hansen, do you mean that if Tiong can get a girl, every body else got hope?

OK let me figure out - the meniton is a Tiong - Thom Leong izzit?

[ungsutiong]

:eek: :eek: did i come in at the wrong time?
Siew Jang - Are you interested in ballroom dancing? You are always welcome to post whatever ideas, jokes, issues...etc

[siewjang]

Siew Jang - Are you interested in ballroom dancing? You are always welcome to post whatever ideas, jokes, issues...etc
Hmm... what is the definition of ballroom dancing?

[Alkapocino]

OK let me figure out - the meniton is a Tiong - Thom Leong izzit?
Is F-Clef the Clown we are talking about? ROFL.

Tiong ar Tiong....where are you? Hahahahahaha!!!!!!

[jimdiong]

Is F-Clef the Clown we are talking about? ROFL.

Tiong ar Tiong....where are you? Hahahahahaha!!!!!!
Alka, I think he is using wrond channel. SW rather than FM.... he he he

[ungsutiong]

about 20 years ago, the teachers call us blur like sotong. Today, it is blur like .....(I am almost lost for words)

[ungsutiong]

Hijack Queen - We think straight & we talk straight. Even our hair is straight. Ballroom is strictly ballroom dancing. No hanky panky. Waltz, tango, cha-cha, rumba, samba, missionary, lollipop, helicopter...etc.
Hansen - As the "high-hand" of ballroom dancing, please give some pointers / advice.

[ungsutiong]

Anson F - Keep the jokes coming. Your jokes are very original.
Hansen - Keep posting jokes as Anson is getting the glory, not you.

[lilianmiles]

Su Tiong, what is this "W" that Hansen is talking about?
Hansen, I have had romantic feelings for Su Tiong since I was about 14. Every year when I came back to Sitiawan he used to take me out on his motorbike to eat pau at midnight. But he decided that because both our names have "Tiong" in it, we should not marry. Bad luck. So he married a model. And I got together with Botak. Ah Hu had to console and counsel me on unrequited love, although I was inconsolable. Alka tried to persuade Su Tiong to change his mind, but Su Tiong was resolute in his decision.

I have searched high and low in my memory bank. W? I have no idea what you are talking about.

[lilianmiles]

Mr. Ball - Why not you sing us "For Your Eyes Only" at your coming "wedding".

While JimD backs you up, Hansen can do the lambada dance on stage.


lilianmiles - I do tabik your perfect vision 20x20. Even with Ricky Martin's pin-up, your eyes still zoomed-IN on Ball.

Alka, do you think whilst Su Tiong is singing, harmoniously backed up by Ah Hu's melodious crooning, and whilst Hansen does the lambada, I could do the cha cha cha? And perhaps you can complete the picture by doing Michael Jackson style breakdance?

[ungsutiong]

Alka will do the "lollipop" dance.

[Hansen]

Lilian, the "W" stands for Timothy Ling ... if you still remember him , hmmmm? :rolleyes: Suppoz to be the piggy's paw. But I guess time does do damage to one's brain cells, causing memory loss and so on ....

Ball, Anson can get all the glory he wants. Remember, it's da chicks we're fighting for - you used to teach me that, sifu :)

Here's some pointers for Cha Cha ....

Chest out, stomach in, right foot out, left foot in .....
And 2, 3 - cha cha cha, 2, 3 cha cha cha, 2, 3 cha cha cha
And spin da gal, cha cha cha,
Give her a twirl, cha cha cha
Lead her away, cha cha cha
Now bring her back in, cha cha cha

[Alkapocino]

Alka, do you think whilst Su Tiong is singing, harmoniously backed up by Ah Hu's melodious crooning, and whilst Hansen does the lambada, I could do the cha cha cha? And perhaps you can complete the picture by doing Michael Jackson style breakdance?
For your sake, I will come out of retirement and do the MJ "Moon-Walk". Can't do breakdance anymore. I am afraid I will break my neck instead. :D

[lilianmiles]

[QUOTE=Hansen]Lilian, the "W" stands for Timothy Ling ... if you still remember him , hmmmm? :rolleyes: Suppoz to be the piggy's paw. But I guess time does do damage to one's brain cells, causing memory loss and so on ....


Hansen, W who? No can remember...my brain cells must have been severely disabled. ..

[ungsutiong]

Hansen - Where are you? Busy helping at the Tsunami Relief Centre?

[Hansen]

Ball, have you heard of the Sim City computer game? If u don't, it's about building a city from scratch which involves town planning. Your success is measured by the number of citizens that moves into the city and how happy they are with it.

Now, one aspect of the game is that is has the option for a "Natural Disaster" mode. That means, one random natural disaster such as earthquake or tornado could hit the city and you will have to deal with it.

I was thinking ..... what if God was playing a game call Sim Planets, and the Tsunami was just part of the game? :confused:

Imagine if all of us are known as Sim Earthlings :rolleyes:

[Hansen]

Lilian, you can deny the knowledge of "W" in writing, or even verbally, but you can never convince your own heart that you've forgotten about it. Self-denial won't do you any good ;)

[lilianmiles]

Hear Hear Hansen.

[Anson F-Clef]

Is F-Clef the Clown we are talking about? ROFL.

Tiong ar Tiong....where are you? Hahahahahaha!!!!!!

I initially thot that Alan Hansen of Class of '85 being a Tiong and being a guy must be Tiong Thom Leong lah - izit?

[Anson F-Clef]

Anson F - Keep the jokes coming. Your jokes are very original.
Hansen - Keep posting jokes as Anson is getting the glory, not you.

Well, well, well, Mr Ball Ung - don't get yourself too cornily confused as of what that "F" means lar......btw where's your brother been lately?

[Alkapocino]

I initially thot that Alan Hansen of Class of '85 being a Tiong and being a guy must be Tiong Thom Leong lah - izit?
Don't worry Mr. Clef. Even Ball himself is confused how come his last name was lilianmiles original first name. :eek:

[ungsutiong]

Hansen - I know nuts about geography. Got an F9 (Ferrarri 9-series) for geography in SPM. Anyway, I'm more familiar with chemistry, to be more precise, human chemistry.

[ungsutiong]

.... don't get yourself too cornily confused as of what that "F" means lar......btw where's your brother been lately?
Anson F - My brother stays in Puchong.

[ungsutiong]

I initially thot that Alan Hansen of Class of '85 being a Tiong and being a guy must be Tiong Thom Leong lah - izit?
Anson F - Tiong Thom Leong is an engineer at Putrajaya. Will get him to enter the forum, just for your sake.

[ungsutiong]

Hansen aka Alan Hansen aka Nga Ko-Lyn - When are you going back for CNY?

[Hansen]

Ball, still unsure yet actually. I've just relocated the "clubhouse" and still sorting out things there. Then, there will be a Games Convention this May 2005 in PJ, so I have to get my team ready for this big event. Da vision is still hazy at the moment :P

[ungsutiong]

Hansen - I'm operating from an office opposite your work place. Any discount if I eat at Tai Thong Rest? BTW, where is your new clubhouse? Why don't you open it to all members of ACS Forum?

[Hansen]

Ball, why waste money eating at Tai Thong Rest? Even with staff discount of 20%, you won't see me eating a meal there. Basically, the food is da same standard as almost any Chinese Restaurant in Malaysia. What you're paying in premium for is for their waiter/waitress service which is nothing special actually. Of coz, if someone is paying for you, then it's another matter altogether.

As for the clubhouse, I would to think that our friends like Kelvin Ding, Joo Seng and Boo Kan would have been more suitable as club members due to their interest in chess, but that's a long time ago. As for opening it to ACS members, they are most welcomed to the place but I don't really expect even a few to actually enjoy it. Afterall, I don't see you at the place :rolleyes:

[ungsutiong]

Hansen - Due to the distance between Damansara & Puchong (incl. toll) I hardly travel to PJ after dinner. Yours could serve as a neighbourhood club. Try proposing your idea to Joo Seng, he might set up a club in Seremban.

[monay]

As for the clubhouse, I would to think that our friends like Kelvin Ding, Joo Seng and Boo Kan would have been more suitable as club members due to their interest in chess, but that's a long time ago. As for opening it to ACS members, they are most welcomed to the place...

Hi Alan Hansen,
You always had interesting clubs... :)

[Hansen]

Hi Mona - Great to hear from you again. Certainly good to know that you think my clubs r interesting. I think "interesting" is as far as it would go for most of you guys coz it seems to appeal to only a certain group of gamers. Anyway, I've been interested in games all my life since schooling days so I guess it's hardly surprising that I'd set this club up for those of us who have no real life after work :D

One question, why that pix and not Mona Lisa? :confused:


Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa, man have named you
You're so like the lady with the mystic smile :cool:

[Hansen]

Ball, Shame on you - tsk tsk ! :(

I bet if dis club had chun chicks, u wouldn't have mind paying blood instead of money for the toll :rolleyes:

Confucious sez ....
He who gives excuses not to come only comes to give excuses!

[monay]

One question, why that pix and not Mona Lisa? :confused:

Why that pix? Thot the avatar thing is cool, wanted to put a cool pic, mebbe of my little boy, but couldn't figure out how to whittle that down to less than 10kb, so ended up tinkering with a pic in my files from a mountain trip. Am no mona lisa though. Happy CNY.

[monay]

Hi Mona - Great to hear from you again. Certainly good to know that you think my clubs r interesting. I think "interesting" is as far as it would go for most of you guys coz it seems to appeal to only a certain group of gamers. Anyway, I've been interested in games all my life

My favorite game for now is at williamhung.net the diamond mine. Heard it was a copy cat game. Dunno 'bout that, but he made me laugh so hard.

[Hansen]

Mona, I think whenever someone mentions your name, my brains zooms in straight to the Mona Lisa portrait, but just for the record, I think MonaY is a great nick ;)

I can only admire dat Willaim Hung's courage to do what he did. We all sing in the bathrooms, but infront of a million viewers? At least he's richer now for it :)

As for the diamond mine game, I was playing that at da office bout one and a half years ago, almost every morning, till the day the new management came in and took my internet access away ..... sighhhhhhh :(

Have you migrated to another country?

[monay]

Have you migrated to another country?

Nope, still malaysian citizen, just working in Los angeles.

[monay]

As for the diamond mine game, I was playing that at da office bout one and a half years ago, almost every morning, till the day the new management came in and took my internet access away ..... sighhhhhhh :(



i also dun have internet access in my office, aisaymann, can u beleive that for a first world country? come to think of it, i dun have an office, just tumpang ppl's and have a travelling library in the boot of my car.

[ungsutiong]

...Confucious sez ....
He who gives excuses not to come only comes to give excuses!
Hansen - You talked as if Confucious is the founder of Orgasm Day....Please Come...

[ungsutiong]

....i dun have an office, just tumpang ppl's and have a travelling library in the boot of my car.
Monay - your job sounds like arranging couples for "lari kahwin".

[Hansen]

Monay - your job sounds like arranging couples for "lari kahwin".

Come to think of it, Mona - it does sound like dat ... hehe :D What exactly are you doing in LA? ( Don't worry, I oredi made da assumption that you're working there legally :D )

Ball, dat Confucious guy does make some sense sometimes if what he sez doesn't confuse you in the first place. The word is "comes", not "cums" :rolleyes:

Confucious sez ...
He who thinks only of dirty things will only dirty his thinking!

[monay]

Monay - your job sounds like arranging couples for "lari kahwin".
well, it is 'pathology'...., translated in hockkien, like dating....,yah?

[Alkapocino]

My favorite game for now is at williamhung.net the diamond mine. Heard it was a copy cat game. Dunno 'bout that, but he made me laugh so hard.

MonaY - Your dad still playing chess especially with Mr. Koh?

[monay]

not sure, i'll ask him

[ungsutiong]

well, it is 'pathology'...., translated in hockkien, like dating....,yah?
MONAY - Glad to know you have an interesting & fulfilling career. Must be glamorous working in LA! Rub shoulders with any celebrities? Hansen & I are working in cubicles, long hours, low pay, annual increment of 4%, bonus to be given at the employers' discretion....Pathetic, not pathology. By night I continue my other job from home, whereas, Hansen operates a games centre cum social club....... just to make ends meet.
Those who are active in the medical field - Yeap Joo Seng (Seremban), Ling Shih Gang (Subang)

[ungsutiong]

...... dat Confucious guy does make some sense sometimes if what he sez doesn't confuse you in the first place. The word is "comes", not "cums"
Hansen - Thanks for your expert opinion. You have just been appointed the CEO of a new bank in town - SPERM BANK BHD

[Hansen]

Hansen & I are working in cubicles, long hours, low pay, annual increment of 4%, bonus to be given at the employers' discretion....Pathetic, not pathology. By night I continue my other job from home, whereas, Hansen operates a games centre cum social club....... just to make ends meet.


You still get an annual increment of 4% whereas last year, my company took away my RM 600 monthly allowance, gave me an increase of RM 250 in basic salary and called that my increment! :mad:

And actually, da game centre doesn't really make ends meet. On da contrary, it actually widens both of the ends for me. I operate it to relieve myself of the stress caused by my low pay, non-salary increment ( or rather salary deduction ) and finally, invisible bonus becoz I cannot afford to see a shrink :(

Mona, do you have any vacancy there in LA by any chance? :)

[Hansen]

Hansen - Thanks for your expert opinion. You have just been appointed the CEO of a new bank in town - SPERM BANK BHD

Ball, I think you're more deserving of that CEO position. I believed you have been appointed life president of that bank due to your generous daily "deposits" into dat bank over da past 20 years :D

Confucious sez ....
He who does well in his work will work well in what he does!

[Dino]

From what i read in here...i think u all should know my brother.
I could be wrong...but i think i am right.

[siewjang]

...Those who are active in the medical field - ..., Ling Shih Gang (Subang)
Ling Shih Gang is a paediatrician operating a clinic in USJ Taipan. Alk, he's good. You might want to bring Brian to see him when he's sick. Long queue too.

[Alkapocino]

Ling Shih Gang is a paediatrician operating a clinic in USJ Taipan. Alk, he's good. You might want to bring Brian to see him when he's sick. Long queue too.
Ryan is fine. Thanks anyway. Seriously I don't like Dr. Ling's face...don't ask me why. Since school days I have this feeling wanting to whack him. :o

Please don't ask me why. I really don't know. :o

p/s: One extremely well known O&G actually told me not to bring your babies, toddlers or kids to a busy clinic or hospitals. Too long in the waiting increases the probability of your kids getting all the "germs" from others.

[siewjang]

Ryan is fine.
Paiseh, paiseh. :o

[siewjang]

Seriously I don't like Dr. Ling's face...don't ask me why. Since school days I have this feeling wanting to whack him. :o
Ya lar. My husband ask me, why your friend is a doctor but his face got so many pimples.

[Alkapocino]

MONAY - Glad to know you have an interesting & fulfilling career. Must be glamorous working in LA! Rub shoulders with any celebrities? Hansen & I are working in cubicles, long hours, low pay, annual increment of 4%, bonus to be given at the employers' discretion....Pathetic, not pathology. By night I continue my other job from home, whereas, Hansen operates a games centre cum social club....... just to make ends meet.
Those who are active in the medical field - Yeap Joo Seng (Seremban), Ling Shih Gang (Subang)
Since the doctors are not allowed to do advertisements and Ball started to promote doctor friends from his Class, I will do my bit for my former classmates and friends too.

Dr. Michael Foo (Sri Damansara)
Dr. Kenneth Liew (Klang)
Dr. Muthu Kumar (ENT Specialist- Klang)
Dr. Cheang Chee Keong (Surgeon, Cheras)
Dr. Way Eng Chen (Air Tawar & Sitiawan)
Dr. Diong Mee Nee (Sitiawan)
Dr. Dang Cheong Hwa (Kg. Koh)
Dr. Wong (Mee Nee's husband, Sri Manjung)

Sorry if I have missed out someone. All of them are from the Class of 86.

[siewjang]

Wah, Alk, can good memory you had.

[monay]

Rub shoulders with any celebrities?

Where I am, it's mostly asians and hispanics. My uncle from texas looked like a foreigner when he was here in chinese restaurant, just like if a mat sallleh eat in a KL restaurant. But I do have a story 'bout one of those. I was in a hospital elevator, and in walks david duchovny/x files, not a bit different but in jeans and t-shirt. Of course, he does not even look up, the other guy in the elevator recognizes him and comments weakly like I'm afraid to be in the same elevator as u. I buat tak tahu and he just smiled/sighed...

[ungsutiong]

Alka the Great Godfather wanted to whack Ling Shih Gang???!!?? He was the Head Prefectlah! The Taikor of all prefectslah! I was his penolong, always volunteer to hold the keys to lock up the gate 'coz I was always late for school...hehehe...My morning duty was jaga pintu near the school hall.
Alka - If u know of anyone who wants to whack me, please let me know before they increase the insurance loading.

[Hansen]

I was in a hospital elevator, and in walks david duchovny/x files, not a bit different but in jeans and t-shirt. Of course, he does not even look up, the other guy in the elevator recognizes him and comments weakly like I'm afraid to be in the same elevator as u. I buat tak tahu and he just smiled/sighed...


Aiseh Mona, u just wasted da best chance of all to get into X-Files leh. You could have been his partner in da movie, "Mona Scully" :p

[Hansen]

Alka the Great Godfather wanted to whack Ling Shih Gang???!!?? He was the Head Prefectlah! The Taikor of all prefectslah! I was his penolong, always volunteer to hold the keys to lock up the gate 'coz I was always late for school...hehehe...My morning duty was jaga pintu near the school hall.
Alka - If u know of anyone who wants to whack me, please let me know before they increase the insurance loading.

Ball, u sure u r Shih Gan's penolong or not? I tot u were one of da "baddies" during those time? :confused:

Confucious sez ...
He who whacks someone badly, badly wants to get whacked in turn!

[Alkapocino]

Alka the Great Godfather wanted to whack Ling Shih Gang???!!?? He was the Head Prefectlah! The Taikor of all prefectslah! I was his penolong, always volunteer to hold the keys to lock up the gate 'coz I was always late for school...hehehe...My morning duty was jaga pintu near the school hall.
Alka - If u know of anyone who wants to whack me, please let me know before they increase the insurance loading.
Ball Ung - You are such a lovely ball and with your size it will need 'Hulk Hogan' to bring you down. No lah....cari mati!! :D

[ungsutiong]

Aiseh Mona, u just wasted da best chance of all to get into X-Files leh. You could have been his partner in da movie, "Mona Scully" :p
Hansen - Since u called her Mona Scully, she stopped posting. Aiya be nice to her. Tembak me enuflah. Maybe 'Scully" is not glamorous. Ratings for X-Files has dropped.

[ungsutiong]

....u were one of da "baddies" during those time?....Confucious sez ... He who whacks someone badly, badly wants to get whacked in turn!
Hansen - calling me baddy is too muchlah. Made me look like those baddies in "Matrix"

[monay]

Hansen - Since u called her Mona Scully, she stopped posting.
Nolaah, just up to my neck in work, housework, homework...... nothing glamorous at all.

[ungsutiong]

Nolaah, just up to my neck in work, housework, homework...... nothing glamorous at all.
Monay - Get a Mexican maid. I was told their wages r cheap, something like our Indonesian maid. These mexican ladies work hard, keep the house clean & take care of your husband....

[ungsutiong]

Hansen - Why so quiet lately? Busy surfing dirty web sites? Share some stories with me.

[Hansen]

Hansen - Why so quiet lately? Busy surfing dirty web sites? Share some stories with me.

Ball, no ler. Bz with da full time job at Tai Thong and organising the big Games Day event this coming May. The sponsors want to organise some road shows in March, so I'm short of manpower to assign for the March events. I've been offered a free space at the new 1-U shopping mall to promote the gaming products and possibly more in other shopping malls. So I'm actually evaluating if it's necessary for me to quit Tai Thong and concentrate on the gaming industry. What's your opinion?

[ungsutiong]

....So I'm actually evaluating if it's necessary for me to quit Tai Thong and concentrate on the gaming industry. What's your opinion?
Make me your partner. I am looking for ways to diversify. The business world is very competitive. After years of struggling, I'm still struggling. As for gaming industry, Bangkok is an untap market. Maybe u can suggest to LiLiaN L in Ireland to promote your game on a part time basis.

[LiLiaN]

what kind of game..?

[Hansen]

Make me your partner. I am looking for ways to diversify. The business world is very competitive. After years of struggling, I'm still struggling. As for gaming industry, Bangkok is an untap market. Maybe u can suggest to LiLiaN L in Ireland to promote your game on a part time basis.

Aiseh man .... Bangkok oredi tapped out leh. Unless you wanna get shot dead by an RM 500 hired killer, you go risk opening one shop there lar :eek:

And btw, Ireland is next to England which is the main manufacturer for the products. The manufacturers themselves have over a few hundred shops and independent retailers across the country.

If I can get the Malaysian distributorship, a position in the company can be considered. Partnership no good lar ... alwiz have bad endings wan.

[Hansen]

what kind of game..?

Lilian, you should be able to find the Games Workshop retail outlets all over the UK. They specialise in the Warhammer games, using miniatures.

U can check out their website at www.games-workshop.com . Pictures say a thousand words :)

[LiLiaN]

If I can get the Malaysian distributorship, a position in the company can be considered. Partnership no good lar ... alwiz have bad endings wan.
too many partners = too much headache!

[Hansen]

too many partners = too much headache!

You couldn't have hit the point any more accurately!

Before I set up this club of mine, it used to belong to a group of 6 directors. I was one of them and after what I went through, I promised myself that any business I set up for myself will never be in a partnership form to save myself some major headache.

I might have to break that promise in the future though ..... :(

[Dino]

Lilian, you should be able to find the Games Workshop retail outlets all over the UK. They specialise in the Warhammer games, using miniatures.

U can check out their website at www.games-workshop.com . Pictures say a thousand words :)

Is there a market for these in Msia?
The only shop that carries these games that i know of is The Mind Shop in Msia.
Very interesting market but also very risky i think.

[Hansen]

Is there a market for these in Msia?
The only shop that carries these games that i know of is The Mind Shop in Msia.
Very interesting market but also very risky i think.

Actually, Mind Shop doesn't even carry these games anymore. The market in Malaysia is pretty small and at the moment, the largest members-based gaming centre is the Games Circle in Damansara Jaya. You can visit :

www.geocities.com/gamescircle

if you want to find out more :)

[LiLiaN]

hmm... had a look into the website... i don't think there will be a good market for this in ireland either... people here are more into their pubs than miniature models and cards... there is a big market for game console though, such as PSII...

[ungsutiong]

Hansen - What other games do u offer in your club? Ping Pong? Snooker?

[Hansen]

Hansen - What other games do u offer in your club? Ping Pong? Snooker?

Sorry Ball, none of the games we offer would excite you actually :)

Like I mentioned b4, only Boo Kan and those who were "gila" chess would actually take up our games seriously, coz it involves lotsa strategic planning. No offense intended, but you were made for more atheletic ( how do u spell dat ) kind of sports. But if you wanna go bowling, there's one bowling centre just 200 metres from my house :)

[Hansen]

hmm... had a look into the website... i don't think there will be a good market for this in ireland either... people here are more into their pubs than miniature models and cards... there is a big market for game console though, such as PSII...

Wanna know why? Coz a mug of beer cost only GBP 1.00 over there. Even soya been water is more expensive over here in Malaysia, costing RM 1.20 ( based on average earnings ) :(

But if you have a chance, do visit one of Games Workshop Games Day event held all over Europe every year. :)

[LiLiaN]

Wanna know why? Coz a mug of beer cost only GBP 1.00 over there. Even soya been water is more expensive over here in Malaysia, costing RM 1.20 ( based on average earnings ) :(

But if you have a chance, do visit one of Games Workshop Games Day event held all over Europe every year. :)
not sure about britain but in ireland, an average pint is about 4-5euro, it's not exactly cheap... will give a thought about the games day... :)

[ungsutiong]

Speaking of beer, I was once a bartender, from 1988-90. I did my BAR before completing LLB.

[ungsutiong]

Hansen - when is your games carnival? let me take part.

[Hansen]

Hansen - when is your games carnival? let me take part.

Why do I get this feeling that you're gonna be there just to chat up all the chun chicks? :D

Ball, can you still remember da time when Joo Seng and I had to take lessons from you on how to kao chicks? :D :D :D

[amelia7]

Hello Hansen,
Just finally dawned on me who you are. aisay! it's nice to 'meet' up again. :D

[Hansen]

Hello Hansen,
Just finally dawned on me who you are. aisay! it's nice to 'meet' up again. :D

20 years is a really long time. I can't believe how time flies. I didn't see Nguk Jean checking in here yet. Is she based overseas or just too bz taking care of her kids? :)

[amelia7]

20 years is a really long time. I can't believe how time flies. I didn't see Nguk Jean checking in here yet. Is she based overseas or just too bz taking care of her kids? :)

Yep! Couldn't agrree more with you. As for Jean, she is bz with the kids, I think. She is in KL. I bump into her once in a whille. A couple of years ago, Audrey, Yu Lin and I met her at her place in Sitiawan. That was b4 she had her no 4. What about you? Me, 2 kids, one pair. Based in Alor Star...a bit out of the way compared to u guys. Met your sis a couple of times in Sitiawan.

[Hansen]

Yep! Couldn't agrree more with you. As for Jean, she is bz with the kids, I think. She is in KL. I bump into her once in a whille. A couple of years ago, Audrey, Yu Lin and I met her at her place in Sitiawan. That was b4 she had her no 4. What about you? Me, 2 kids, one pair. Based in Alor Star...a bit out of the way compared to u guys. Met your sis a couple of times in Sitiawan.

Wahhhh .... very prosperous, dis Nguk Jean. 4 oredi and still counting :)

Good to hear that you've a pair as well. As for me, I just don't know how to slot in the time unfortunately. There's just too many things happening and too fast too, so I think currently, I need to just concentrate on getting one part of my life settled before I embark on another :)

Didn't realised you're based in Alor Setar. That's certainly very far up north.

How's your dad, btw?

[amelia7]

Wahhhh .... very prosperous, dis Nguk Jean. 4 oredi and still counting :)

Good to hear that you've a pair as well. As for me, I just don't know how to slot in the time unfortunately. There's just too many things happening and too fast too, so I think currently, I need to just concentrate on getting one part of my life settled before I embark on another :)

Didn't realised you're based in Alor Setar. That's certainly very far up north.

How's your dad, btw?


My dad okay...getting along in years, what else is new? Both my parents spend a lot of time in Singapore these days. Both my bros are there. Playing nanny! I shall let him know you enquired. He'll be most happy to know that he is still remembered....as by others as well.

[amelia7]

Wahhhh .... very prosperous, dis Nguk Jean. 4 oredi and still counting :)

Good to hear that you've a pair as well. As for me, I just don't know how to slot in the time unfortunately. There's just too many things happening and too fast too, so I think currently, I need to just concentrate on getting one part of my life settled before I embark on another :)

Didn't realised you're based in Alor Setar. That's certainly very far up north.

How's your dad, btw?

Embark on another??? You still swinging? Met Peter Chen 2 months back. He was looking quite prosperous....still swinging single. Do you guys still keep in touch. He's supposed to be in KL, something like that.

[Audrey]

Embark on another??? You still swinging? Met Peter Chen 2 months back. He was looking quite prosperous....still swinging single. Do you guys still keep in touch. He's supposed to be in KL, something like that.


Yah..Hansen, embark on another??? Sound interesting.

[ungsutiong]

... As for me, I just don't know how to slot in the time unfortunately.....
Hansen - After marriage, just slot in. Any time is a good time...

[ungsutiong]

Audrey Hong - How are you? Long time no see, Lumut got sea. Still running? I still remember the jokes about "Hungry Ghost". Ha Ha Ha

[ungsutiong]

Amelia7 - Saw Ko Lyn during CNY. He put on so much weight he reminds me of the hobbits from Lord Of The Rings.

[amelia7]

Amelia7 - Saw Ko Lyn during CNY. He put on so much weight he reminds me of the hobbits from Lord Of The Rings.

Did u guys have some sort of gathering? Would have liked to crash in. Aisay! Too bad! Next year let me know so that I can crash in -lah. Seriously, it would be nice to meet up with you guys again. 20 years is such a long time.

[monay]

Did u guys have some sort of gathering? Would have liked to crash in. Aisay! Too bad! Next year let me know so that I can crash in -lah. Seriously, it would be nice to meet up with you guys again. 20 years is such a long time.
second day of CNY, yah at his(ungsutiong's house)? it's will be 21 years next year, but paiseh to crash if not invited... ;)

[Audrey]

Audrey Hong - How are you? Long time no see, Lumut got sea. Still running? I still remember the jokes about "Hungry Ghost". Ha Ha Ha


Doing ok. How are you doing? Just got back from the Malaysian Association CNY dinner. No longer running anymore. More like walking on the threadmill once in the blue moon..... :p

[Audrey]

second day of CNY, yah at his(ungsutiong's house)? it's will be 21 years next year, but paiseh to crash if not invited... ;)

No need to paiseh lah...just crash it....Su Tiong - still at the same place or has your parents move? Say hi to them.

[ungsutiong]

Monay, amelia7 & Audrey - the gathering is on the 1st nite of CNY, at my house (same house for the past 26 years). No paiseh paiseh. Just come. Dinner is usually at 1 of the seafood rest. at Kg China. To meet Ko Lyn, just crash into his house, as I managed to crash together with Joo Seng & Kelvin Ding. He is such a "hobbit" he doesn't leave the house much. Next year, we are planning to tell Lincoln's spouse every thing about him, the whole truth.

[monay]

Thank q. now that i have an official invitation.... wow, sea food restaurant open on first day of CNY? dun remember that.

[jimdiong]

Thank q. now that i have an official invitation.... wow, sea food restaurant open on first day of CNY? dun remember that.
We been eating at the same place for many many years oledi....can't even remember how many years.
Tiong, i think its a good idea that we tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth to his wify next year... this year...go soft lah... just married mah.....

[monay]

JimD u in Penang? I was there 94-96. Stayed near jalan padang tembak. The balik pulau durains are good

[jimdiong]

JimD u in Penang? I was there 94-96. Stayed near jalan padang tembak. The balik pulau durains are good
yeap..in penang for the last 4 years... buang pulau case... :)
Not staying on the island... staying in mainland as factory in mainland.. no point travelling everyday over the jam bridge.

[ungsutiong]

Monay, amelia7 & Audrey - Don't forget to tease Hansen infront of his wife. He still blush easily & he behaves like very shy with his wife, something like a newly married couple from kampung.

[ungsutiong]

Monay & JimD - Penang Island :Try the hokkien mee at Island Glades, near Hamid Khan school. For ais kacang & fried kueh teow, try it at Lorong Selamat. For viewing pleasure, see it at Lorong Garu.

[jimdiong]

For viewing pleasure, see it at Lorong Garu.[/QUOTE]
huh?? lorong Garu?? what is that?? :confused: :confused:

[siewjang]

Lorong Garu = Scratchy Lane :D

[amelia7]

Monay, amelia7 & Audrey - the gathering is on the 1st nite of CNY, at my house (same house for the past 26 years). No paiseh paiseh. Just come. Dinner is usually at 1 of the seafood rest. at Kg China. To meet Ko Lyn, just crash into his house, as I managed to crash together with Joo Seng & Kelvin Ding. He is such a "hobbit" he doesn't leave the house much. Next year, we are planning to tell Lincoln's spouse every thing about him, the whole truth.

That's more like it....1st day would be great. Next year I'll keep that in mind. Tell Joo Seng to join the forum-lah! Would like to hear from and about him. It's been soooooo long. Give him my regards. PM me your contact number -lah so that I know where to call you next year.

[amelia7]

yeap..in penang for the last 4 years... buang pulau case... :)
Not staying on the island... staying in mainland as factory in mainland.. no point travelling everyday over the jam bridge.

Where exactly? We are pretty near each other. Meself in Alor Star-lah! Less than an hour's drive away only.

[ungsutiong]

For viewing pleasure, see it at Lorong Garu.
huh?? lorong Garu?? what is that?? :confused: :confused:[/QUOTE]
JimD - It is a place where transvestite & gays hang out.

[jimdiong]

Where exactly? We are pretty near each other. Meself in Alor Star-lah! Less than an hour's drive away only.
Office in Juru, stay in Tambun and travel to A.star once in a while. Few customer in Alor Setar and Jitra. Maybe PM me ur number so that i can call u when i go up to A.Setar.

[ungsutiong]

JimD - Don't forget to show amelia7 your fave orphanage homes.
amelia7 - You might find some look-a-like in those homes.

[amelia7]

Tambun...as in Ipoh??

[jimdiong]

Tambun...as in Ipoh??
Tambun as in Bukit tambun, where its famous for its sea food Rest. Its only 5 minutes from Juru.

[ungsutiong]

JimD - do u still visit Tanjung Rambutan for your annual pilgrimage?

[ivannat]

I am Cheng Heong Yi but may be you guys don't really remember me but it's okay. I am very happy & surprise to see all the old pictures in this forum. I am in Penang, working in Robert Bosch. Glad that Chea Hu introduced me to this site. Hope to keep in touch with you girls & guys or aunty & uncle. :)

[ungsutiong]

I am Cheng Heong Yi but may be you guys don't really remember me but it's okay. I am very happy & surprise to see all the old pictures in this forum. I am in Penang, working in Robert Bosch. Glad that Chea Hu introduced me to this site. Hope to keep in touch with you girls & guys or aunty & uncle. :)
Hello Ivannat! Do u still remember me? Chea Hu is known as JimD in this forum.
By the way, we are now UNCLE already, no more sweet 16.

[jimdiong]

I am Cheng Heong Yi but may be you guys don't really remember me but it's okay. I am very happy & surprise to see all the old pictures in this forum. I am in Penang, working in Robert Bosch. Glad that Chea Hu introduced me to this site. Hope to keep in touch with you girls & guys or aunty & uncle. :)
heong yi,
everyone welcome you in here with an open arms. dun worry, many of us still remember you.
at least chea hu and su tiong still remember u

[siewjang]

... Chea Hu is known as JimD in this forum.
By the way, we are now UNCLE already, no more sweet 16.
Chea Hu aka JimD...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ball, you still can pretend to be 16. We won't tell ;)

[siewjang]

Guys, this thread is for Hansen. Please go to Introduction thread. Ivan's thread is already created by JimD. :D

[amelia7]

Where is Hansen??? He seems to have gone MIA.

Guys, this thread is for Hansen. Please go to Introduction thread. Ivan's thread is already created by JimD. :D

[Hansen]

Hi guys! Sorry, couldn't check in lately. Been bz with some "expansion" plans for my games club. I didn't realise how fast the schedule was moving along. Might have to disappear again sometime later.

How's everyone's CNY so far? Da only 2 from the 1985 batch I met so far are Su Tiong and Joo Seng.

Ok. I gotta sign off here.

WISHING YOU GUYS A VERY PROSPEROUS CHINESE NEW YEAR! :)

[amelia7]

Dunno whether you still check in on the forum...how is the expansion plan getting on? Ball, if u still see Hansen, tell him we miss having him around....

Hi guys! Sorry, couldn't check in lately. Been bz with some "expansion" plans for my games club. I didn't realise how fast the schedule was moving along. Might have to disappear again sometime later.

How's everyone's CNY so far? Da only 2 from the 1985 batch I met so far are Su Tiong and Joo Seng.

Ok. I gotta sign off here.

WISHING YOU GUYS A VERY PROSPEROUS CHINESE NEW YEAR! :)

[ungsutiong]

Dunno whether you still check in on the forum...how is the expansion plan getting on? Ball, if u still see Hansen, tell him we miss having him around....
He's busy with his games centre, tournament, exhibition & still trying to make babies after 2 years. Perhaps he need to attend classes to do it properly. Let me call him for some update.

[johnnyling]

I am Cheng Heong Yi but may be you guys don't really remember me but it's okay. I am very happy & surprise to see all the old pictures in this forum. I am in Penang, working in Robert Bosch. Glad that Chea Hu introduced me to this site. Hope to keep in touch with you girls & guys or aunty & uncle. :)
harro, loh peng! how are you? remember me ah? if not, don't know what to say lah. dulu sama-sama curi rambutan, ikan, tangkap udang, er.. intip ah moi ... me lah. glad u boleh join. ada masa contact lah.

[ungsutiong]

.... intip ah moi ... me lah.....
sexy johnny intip ah moi? sounds like "peeping tom" lah err maybe "peeping johnny". Ha! Ha! Ha!

[johnnyling]

sexy johnny intip ah moi? sounds like "peeping tom" lah err maybe "peeping johnny". Ha! Ha! Ha!
last time lah. now no need intip liao. people intip me, ha!ha!ha!

[amelia7]

got me excited for nothing....i thought hansen had made his appearance...some people talking about catching ular and all that.....no chance to catch now is it?

last time lah. now no need intip liao. people intip me, ha!ha!ha!

[Hansen]

Wahhh .... dis Su Tiong. I go absent for awhile only, come back in and find so many things being said about me.

Ball, here's a piece of advice. You don't do that to someone who holds almost 100% of your secrets ;)


My apologies for the absence. Was just way too busy with my schedule. Just opened a new outlet in 1-Utama Shopping mall. Had to get the place operational in just over a week and using only my free time to do it since I'm working in another company. In addition, with the deadline for my internet business transactions looming in the near future, Im about to go crazy actually.

Don't worry too much if I go absent again which is most likely if the Mid-Valley project goes through. Things are moving really fast at the moment, but I have no choice if I hope to seize the opportunities that are being thrown my way at the moment. Can't afford to have my competitors seizing them instead coz that would be quite fatal for my plans.

Hopefully when all the pieces are all in play, I can take a short rest and smell the roses once more :)

Heard that Victor Gong is in?

Amelia, Mona, Audrey ... and all you rest. No need to paiseh if you want to gatecrash into my house wan leh. (Actually, that's my mom's house) Am looking forward to meeting all you people one day. Hopefully by then, I would be as thin as Kelvin or Joo Seng ;)

OK. I have to go settle some internet transactions. Hansen signing out! ( for now )

[monay]

thanks for the update. go,go,hansen! (cheering u on...)

[siewjang]

...My apologies for the absence. Was just way too busy with my schedule. Just opened a new outlet in 1-Utama Shopping mall. . ...
What outlet is that?

[ungsutiong]

What outlet is that?
Ah Jang, hansen is operating some games outlet. The pioneer branch is at Damansara, next to Atria. The subsequent ones are at I-U & Mid Valley. He's also selling miniature figurines via internet to the rest of the world. His handycraft & art work is well sought after, as recommended by some independant web sites. Sometimes, he even organise some board games tournament. Guess what? He's doing all the above during his spare time. He's a full time accountant at Tai Thong Group, Damansara Kim. Coool guy, isn't it?

[Hansen]

He's a full time accountant at Tai Thong Group, Damansara Kim.

Aiks, Ball .... since when I become accountant lar? :o Unfortunately for me, I was never really good with figures ( which explains my current state of figure actually ).

Mona, thanks for the cheerleader support. We could definitely do with more feminine support for the game industry, u know. There is this misconception that the hobby is solely for males :sad-2:

[Hansen]

What outlet is that?

Siew Jang, here's an amateurish website of our HQ gaming club.

www.geocities.com/gamescircle

[Hansen]

Ball, let me know where your new work place so I can come visit you, ok :)

For your info guys, our friend Su Tiong is now running a stress-relieving psychiatrist centre. Anyone who is overworked can go look him up for some stress relieving advice and treatment.

Eh, forgot to ask. What's the charges per session?

[amelia7]

what is this stress-relieving psychiatrist centre.....new age massage parlour??? Just kidding ;)
You guys really enterprising-lah!

Ball, let me know where your new work place so I can come visit you, ok :)

For your info guys, our friend Su Tiong is now running a stress-relieving psychiatrist centre. Anyone who is overworked can go look him up for some stress relieving advice and treatment.

Eh, forgot to ask. What's the charges per session?

[amelia7]

I visited the website....but still don't quite understand....how do you play? is it a strategy game or it's just collectibles?? And Ball mentioned something about you doing the carving and painting...for keeps or for retail. I think I have seen some of these types of figurines for sale somewhere...next time I must make it a point to take notice.
Siew Jang, here's an amateurish website of our HQ gaming club.

www.geocities.com/gamescircle

[ungsutiong]

what is this stress-relieving psychiatrist centre.....new age massage parlour??? .......
It's a club, scheduled to open in June, located behind Shangri-la Hotel, to cater to ladies who need to relax after long hours of shopping / working. Instead of rushing home in the heavy traffic jam, they can de-stress via traditional massage or sing karaoke. The ladies can have absolute privacy where their bodyguards / chaperone can hang around in a seperate waiting room.

[monay]

go,go hansen
go,go, sutiong, real enterpreneurs...

[Hansen]

what is this stress-relieving psychiatrist centre.....new age massage parlour??? Just kidding ;)


Amelia, you just might have hit da jackpot with the "new age massage parlour" interpretation :D Just kidding, Ball. For everyone's info, all transactions conducted at that place is strictly professional - no hanky panky whatsoever.

But guys getting a massage from a guy? Ewwwwwwwww :sick:

[Hansen]

what is this stress-relieving psychiatrist centre.....new age massage parlour??? Just kidding ;)
You guys really enterprising-lah!

Amelia, sometimes when you think about it, I think da guys are the ones who really got punished when Eve ate that apple. Gals just need to find a good husband and then settle down to have family, their "labour pain" restricted to 9 months. Da guys have to work their butts out day in day out ( excluding butts selling ) just to live up to their "man of da house" title.

So you can understand why Su Tiong and I need to be just a little bit more enterprising compared to the rest.

I knew I should have paid more attention during class :sad-2:

[Hansen]

I visited the website....but still don't quite understand....how do you play? is it a strategy game or it's just collectibles?? And Ball mentioned something about you doing the carving and painting...for keeps or for retail. I think I have seen some of these types of figurines for sale somewhere...next time I must make it a point to take notice.

Basically, it's like fantasy chess except that the pieces are not restricted to the board and the models action are based on probabilities. For eg : a mounted knight ( weapon skill 4 ) will require a 6 sided dice roll of "3,4,5 or 6" to hit a warrior ( weapon skill 3 ) while that warrior who has a lesser weapon skill will require a 6 sided dice roll of "4,5 or 6" to hit that knight in return. This is just a battle between 2 individual models. In the real game, this is translated into a huge unit of 12 knights for eg, charging into a huge unit of 24 warriors or more .... hence the multiple dice rolls.

The game is about combat simulation.

That however, is just the gaming aspect of the hobby which branches into 2 other different areas, which is model collecting and model painting.

Some hobbyist are pure collectors and they collect models which are nice, or rare or just to add to their collection.

I'm a painter gamer collector, which means that I paint, collect and play the game. It looks daunting to paint the small miniatures at first, but with the amount of references available and tips on how to paint, an individual can be a good painter within 2 months. I have almost 15 years of painting experience, and once you've established yourself in the internet, most overseas client will come back to you to have their miniatures painted. Good side income, I would say but not necessarily good as a primary income.

As for the carving ( actually, its sculpting ), I don't really have time to branch into that area as I'm more into games designing, so hopefully I'll get to release my own games into the market in the near future ( if I find the time to complete writing the gaming books )

Hope that shed some light on what I'm doing. If not, I'll continue to explain later :)

[Hansen]

It's a club, scheduled to open in June, located behind Shangri-la Hotel, to cater to ladies who need to relax after long hours of shopping / working. Instead of rushing home in the heavy traffic jam, they can de-stress via traditional massage or sing karaoke. The ladies can have absolute privacy where their bodyguards / chaperone can hang around in a seperate waiting room.

Something's not right here. Wat about da guys? Don't they need to de-stress too? :sad-2:

[Hansen]

go,go hansen
go,go, sutiong, real enterpreneurs...

Actually, Su Tiong and I both are just trying to cari makan only. Da real entrepreneurs are those who are silently building up their bank accounts.

I knew I should have paid more attention during Biography class :sad-2:

[monay]

biography? u mean biology????? u guys r brave = enterpreneurs.

[siewjang]

Ah Jang, hansen is operating some games outlet. The pioneer branch is at Damansara, next to Atria. The subsequent ones are at I-U & Mid Valley. He's also selling miniature figurines via internet to the rest of the world. His handycraft & art work is well sought after, as recommended by some independant web sites. Sometimes, he even organise some board games tournament. Guess what? He's doing all the above during his spare time. He's a full time accountant at Tai Thong Group, Damansara Kim. Coool guy, isn't it?
:eek: This is kewl...

[siewjang]

Hansen, after reading thru your explanation, it draws up my curiosity to visit your outlet. Thumbs up!

[Hansen]

biography? u mean biology????? u guys r brave = enterpreneurs.

Ahem , u r rite :) Typo mistake .... now I understand why I got A2 for Englais :o

[Hansen]

Hansen, after reading thru your explanation, it draws up my curiosity to visit your outlet. Thumbs up!

Siew Jang, we'll be honoured with your presence :)

Damansara outlet only opened on :
Friday 7.30pm - 11.30pm
Sat 2.00pm - 12.00am
Sun 2.30pm - 8.30pm

1-U outlet opened 10am - 10pm everyday

Cheers! :)

[amelia7]

Thanks for the elaborate explanation. I have a pretty clear picture of it now. If I am ever in KL I'll viist your outlet for sure. I can appreciate the carving / painting stuff. Like the David Winters stuff in the UK I supposed...only that is another different category.

[monay]

Amelia, sometimes when you think about it, I think da guys are the ones who really got punished when Eve ate that apple. Gals just need to find a good husband and then settle down to have family, their "labour pain" restricted to 9 months. Da guys have to work their butts out day in day out ( excluding butts selling ) just to live up to their "man of da house" title.

not amelia, but i beg to differ, our work is never done too. to have family is 24/7/job. baby is mainly mum's responsibility, then cooking, cleaning, forumming, no time left...

[ungsutiong]

not amelia, but i beg to differ, our work is never done too. to have family is 24/7/job. baby is mainly mum's responsibility, then cooking, cleaning, forumming, no time left...
monay, the next time u come back, have a complimentary de-stress package at my club. Just relax with a glass of ice lemon tea.......

[monay]

monay, the next time u come back, have a complimentary de-stress package at my club. Just relax with a glass of ice lemon tea.......
u know how to make a lady's day, so i think this is the perfect club for u...
what an amazing fit...

[amelia7]

I was going to comment on that when my attention was taken away by a cheese cake who made its way to my front gate....have to agree with mona...these days, we work too, and on top of it, have to see to the kids, house, blah, blah, family is a 50-50 thing these days. Both parties must put in equal effort. Otherwise, will go cuckoo.... we also need activities to de-stress. For me it's my badminton and sometimes panjat bukit, sometimes my crafts, computer, etc.....point is we must also destress...Ball, looks like your venture is a good idea-lah!!! Lotsa people need destressing....

not amelia, but i beg to differ, our work is never done too. to have family is 24/7/job. baby is mainly mum's responsibility, then cooking, cleaning, forumming, no time left...

[amelia7]

Where's my complimentary package???? where? Where? :p

monay, the next time u come back, have a complimentary de-stress package at my club. Just relax with a glass of ice lemon tea.......

[ungsutiong]

Where's my complimentary package???? where? Where? :p
Just give me call & the package is yours. Our market survey shows that the ratio of men & women in Klang Valley = 1 : 4. It's a women's world out there. 4F to 1M. The current trend is for ladies to shop, wine & dine, thereafter spend on slimming programmes, facial treatment...etc but they can't even get any decent spas to pamper the ladies.

[amelia7]

wah ratio climbing so high already ah! What has happened to all the men?? A couple of years ago, it was 1:2. You sure you got your figures right? Right now the national ratio is still almost 1:1, but maybe more ladies than men a bit. Mana you dapat your figure???

Just give me call & the package is yours. Our market survey shows that the ratio of men & women in Klang Valley = 1 : 4. It's a women's world out there. 4F to 1M. The current trend is for ladies to shop, wine & dine, thereafter spend on slimming programmes, facial treatment...etc but they can't even get any decent spas to pamper the ladies.

[ungsutiong]

The survey applies to Klang Valley only. Some men may take this opportunity to have more gf / wife. Now u know why JimD visit KL at least once a month.

[amelia7]

OIC!! :blink:

The survey applies to Klang Valley only. Some men may take this opportunity to have more gf / wife. Now u know why JimD visit KL at least once a month.

[siewjang]

The survey applies to Klang Valley only. Some men may take this opportunity to have more gf / wife. Now u know why JimD visit KL at least once a month.
OICCCCCCCCCCCC :huh:

[Hansen]

Just give me call & the package is yours.

Dis ball ah. Gals say they need de-stressing, he gives freebies. His close frend oso forget oredi :mad:

I think da only way I'm gonna get any freebie out of him is to change my sex :sad-2:

[Hansen]

not amelia, but i beg to differ, our work is never done too. to have family is 24/7/job. baby is mainly mum's responsibility, then cooking, cleaning, forumming, no time left...


Ok ok . I'm not going to pick a topic I know fully well that I can't hope to even have a slim chance of winning :)

[Hansen]

wah ratio climbing so high already ah! What has happened to all the men?? A couple of years ago, it was 1:2. You sure you got your figures right? Right now the national ratio is still almost 1:1, but maybe more ladies than men a bit. Mana you dapat your figure???


As a matter of fact, at the Tai Thong HQ office, the ratio of guys to gals is nearly 1.5 : 8.5 .

I can think of a few reasons why the ratio is widening in Selangor :

[1] More guys are opting for a sex change. This could be due to :
[a] Gals get 2 months maternity leave. Guys only get 1 week paternity leave.
[b] You have numerous ladies nite promotions. Have any of you heard of guys nite?
[c] Gals getting freebies at Ball's spa. Guys getting ignored :sad-2:

[2] Gals mortality rate is better than guys due to :
[a] Guys having more work stress and lesser chance to de-stress.
[b] Guys needing to smoke and drink more than gals due to more work stress.

[3] More gals are leaving Kelantan and Terengganu to settle in Selangor due to sex discrimination.

[4] More guys are committing crimes in Selangor and are either behind prison bars or banished to other states. Have you heard of any convict being banished to Selangor?

[5] Chances are higher for guys to win political positions in other States than in Selangor where key political positions are slowly being usurped by ladies.

[6] I'm poor in Biography, but I believe too many chromosoms of a single type is being produced, causing a biasness in genes which is leading to the production of more gals.

Ok . That should explain the ratio a little :)

[ungsutiong]

Hansen, the club is currently for ladies. The new wing for men is pending approval from the local authority. Please don't do any sex change. The freebie is yours, after the above approval. BTW, can I use your survey for my company?

[siewjang]

...[a] Gals get 2 months maternity leave. Guys only get 1 week paternity leave...
I don't think it's 1 week. 3 days only. Anyway, it's not a compulsory for all companies to practise that yet.

[jimdiong]

I don't think it's 1 week. 3 days only. Anyway, it's not a compulsory for all companies to practise that yet.
lagi teruk...so we have to work our butt off :sad-2:

[jimdiong]

The survey applies to Klang Valley only. Some men may take this opportunity to have more gf / wife. Now u know why JimD visit KL at least once a month.
apa ini...never visit forum for a day only kena tembak......
errrrr...the truth is .... go KL with a few purpose..... one of it is to c more beutiful girls in KL...he he he :)

[amelia7]

guys don't have to carry for nine months-lah or go through labour pain...guys believe me, count yourself lucky on this one....so all in all, 2 months is a fair exchange for all that...and lagi plus,plus which the gals have to bear also-lah. I am not undermining the importance of the guys but somehow, the it's a little heavy on the gals' side the before baby come part-lah.
I don't think it's 1 week. 3 days only. Anyway, it's not a compulsory for all companies to practise that yet.

[ungsutiong]

amelia7, any more kids in the pipeline?

[monay]

go, go amelia...(cheering u on for no 3)

[siewjang]

Mona, what about you? :huh:

[monay]

err... not bravelaah, go, go ah jang....

[siewjang]

two's a company, three's a crowd :D

[monay]

i think an even number is better, like 4....

[siewjang]

Sorry, my car cannot fit 4. Have to buy a MPV in that case :D

[jimdiong]

very productive!!!!! like SJ

[monay]

if i had started early (now i am too old) n dun have all day sickness, i might have had half a dozen. have u read the book cheaper by the dozen? real funny book bout a real family...

[siewjang]

Haven't heard of that book. Will try to check from the net. thanks.

(I know JimD will do that first)

[amelia7]

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[amelia7]

mona, let me cheer u on instead....go, go... eh! what happened to the dirty dozen plan...enuff for one football team with one to spare? :D

go, go amelia...(cheering u on for no 3)

[amelia7]

what abt u????

amelia7, any more kids in the pipeline?

[ungsutiong]

what abt u????
Will try to start production next year. Too busy at the moment as I'm hardly at home due to work schedule. Anyway, budget is always the main concern.

[amelia7]

don't wait too long!


Will try to start production next year. Too busy at the moment as I'm hardly at home due to work schedule. Anyway, budget is always the main concern.

[monay]

mona, let me cheer u on instead....go, go... eh! what happened to the dirty dozen plan...enuff for one football team with one to spare? :D
too late now, sigh....

[ungsutiong]

monay, dirty dozen? football team with reserves? hansen not yet start production for fear wife suffer too much. his love for her is DEEP.

[jimdiong]

Will try to start production next year. Too busy at the moment as I'm hardly at home due to work schedule. Anyway, budget is always the main concern.
Tiong, only start production next year kah?? dun wait so long leh..... must always allocate time for making babies lah..if not it will attack the brain!!! :p