"Nasi Bungkus Theory"

[Voon Chan]

I have an Indonesian friend. I called him Pak Peter. One day he called me out for dinner and I said yes to him.

Peter: Do you have any girlfriend out side?
VC: No

Peter: You are a young man. Have you heard of "Nasi Bungkus".
VC : Is that the take away rice in Indonesia, a piece of paper used as a wrapper?

Peter: Yes! You see, In Indonesia, people like to eat nasi bungkus because it is cheap & fast. After eating, no need to clean the plates. Just throw the paper away.
VC: So?

Peter: Go outside, have fun. No emotion attach. After all the fun just move on. Don't think of trying to find the same woman/girl again. That is what man should do. Makan & buang!
VC: I know this but why are you telling me?

Peter: Go & have fun my son.

**I think the "nasi bungkus theory" is in existence since time immemorial.

[alfred98]

Hehehe!! Nasi lemak ikan satu...tak mau tali punya!!!!:laugh:

[Fishingman]

Hehehe!! Nasi lemak ikan satu...tak mau tali punya!!!!:laugh:
That one smells very fishy one wor... sure or not you want?:laugh:

Anyway, VC story is quite true for a lot of people I know since I joined my current company. Quite a few of the guys including my lousy boss goes for 'nasi bungkus'. All the 'lubang' in KL also they know already, when the fresh 'stock' comes-lah etc etc. Tak malu to talk big in front of guys but like mouse in front of wife.

[Voon Chan]

Really ke?

I wonder why that guy always looking for lubang?That one smells very fishy one wor... sure or not you want?:laugh:

Anyway, VC story is quite true for a lot of people I know since I joined my current company. Quite a few of the guys including my lousy boss goes for 'nasi bungkus'. All the 'lubang' in KL also they know already, when the fresh 'stock' comes-lah etc etc. Tak malu to talk big in front of guys but like mouse in front of wife.

[Fishingman]

Did you know that a lot of these sydincates operate from hotels in the Klang Valley? Quite a few reputable hotels were used by them as well. I suspect that the hotel management don't know as well coz they always move around. The pimp have the numbers of their regular clients so they call them up to tell their location. Sometimes they'll ask their 'clients' to come to a certain floor in the hotel, make sure that they're not being followed, then only call them to tell them the room number.
Another syndicate lagi terror. They have done away with the pimp and the girls come from china on their own. There will be a book where they keep all their clients contact and this book will be passed on to the next girl when the current girl's visa expire. This syndicate charges lower than the average price coz no need to pay pimp.
I learned all the above from regular clients (boss punya kawan) of the girls and HAVE NOT DONE SUCH THING MYSELF. Don't thing serong ok?

[SS2006]

Really ke?

I wonder why that guy always looking for lubang?
A Malay guy from my previous company who had 2 wives told me the reason he got the 2nd wife was because of peer pressure. Most of his friends had more than 1 wife and they boast about it. He didn't want to be left out so he also got one to boast about. I think he regretted the action...that's why he said like that to me...but sudah terperangkap susah nak keluar.
So for some guys who still want to boast to their peers but don't want any string attached will go for nasi bungkus.

[WitchKing]

A Malay guy from my previous company who had 2 wives told me the reason he got the 2nd wife was because of peer pressure.

Peer Pressure My Foot.

[Fishingman]

Peer Pressure My Foot.
:laugh:

[SS2006]

Peer Pressure My Foot.
I'm just quoting his excuses, ok?

[Dino]

Eh! Voon...you open this kinda thread so often, you seeking people's approval for having a sex fling outside marriage is it? :eek: :p


Peer Pressure My Foot.

Did they step on your foot kah? :p :p

[Voon Chan]

Dino, this is a true incident.
BTW, I don't need to seek approval from anyone because I have no plan to do it.

To have a fling outside is so easy but once the trust between me & my wife is breached, nothing can be done to repair it.
Always remember that. A Relationship is based on trustEh! Voon...you open this kinda thread so often, you seeking people's approval for having a sex fling outside marriage is it? :eek: :p

[Oddfather]

Eh! Voon...you open this kinda thread so often, you seeking people's approval for having a sex fling outside marriage is it? :eek


testing testing.......

[Dino]

Dino, this is a true incident.
BTW, I don't need to seek approval from anyone because I have no plan to do it.

To have a fling outside is so easy but once the trust between me & my wife is breached, nothing can be done to repair it.
Always remember that. A Relationship is based on trust

Of course its true......if someone have no moral or religious obligations, he/she will do it.

[Voon Chan]

internet connection okay.

OddF, good too see you back testing testing.......

[NHLee]

Hehehe!! Nasi lemak ikan satu...tak mau tali punya!!!!:laugh:
err..i don't get it. What do u mean "tak mau tali punya"? Eat in?:)

[NHLee]

Of course its true......if someone have no moral or religious obligations, he/she will do it.

Controlling desire!..that's it.

[Dino]

Controlling desire!..that's it.

If want to do it.....make sure nobody knows.....:squeeze:

[NHLee]

If want to do it.....make sure nobody knows.....:squeeze:
secret secret..like in the secret garden..but kena bongkar, then how? I mean there must be some sort of plan B or evacuation SOP to back up..:eek:

[Dino]

secret secret..like in the secret garden..but kena bongkar, then how? I mean there must be some sort of plan B or evacuation SOP to back up..:eek:

There can be no failure....if fail....then you probably better off not doing it.

[Odysseus]

testing testing.......
OddF, nice to see that you are back to your 'old' self :)

[WitchKing]

Did they step on your foot kah? :p :p

Yeah they did, my office cell neighbour pasang dua, the guy i replaced pasang dua, my neighbour in the next wing NAK pasang dua.

Sudahlahhh! Kalau dah nak sangat kahwiin lagi tuu, jangan laa buat excuses (peer pressure lah, kesian lah, bini pertama tak tau jaga suami lah...macam2 lagi lah....PIGIJALAN-DAH!!)

....orang melayu lesen memang dah ada, kalau nak kawinlagi tolong jangan bagi excuses yang boleh buat orang muntah!!! bluekkk!

[Dino]

Yeah they did, my office cell neighbour pasang dua, the guy i replaced pasang dua, my neighbour in the next wing NAK pasang dua.

Sudahlahhh! Kalau dah nak sangat kahwiin lagi tuu, jangan laa buat excuses (peer pressure lah, kesian lah, bini pertama tak tau jaga suami lah...macam2 lagi lah....PIGIJALAN-DAH!!)

....orang melayu lesen memang dah ada, kalau nak kawinlagi tolong jangan bagi excuses yang boleh buat orang muntah!!! bluekkk!

Clap! Clap! Clap! :)
Good one Naz!!!

[NHLee]

There can be no failure....if fail....then you probably better off not doing it.

Then, this must be the ultimate "sure success" plan. No backup required. Hmmm..noted!:)

[NHLee]

testing testing.......

Oddfather...is your heart beating faster in this thread?:p Nice to hear from you again. Don't forget to improve from physio..to walk..to run...to swim...so on..so on.

[Chris C]

Yeah they did, my office cell neighbour pasang dua, the guy i replaced pasang dua, my neighbour in the next wing NAK pasang dua.

Sudahlahhh! Kalau dah nak sangat kahwiin lagi tuu, jangan laa buat excuses (peer pressure lah, kesian lah, bini pertama tak tau jaga suami lah...macam2 lagi lah....PIGIJALAN-DAH!!)

....orang melayu lesen memang dah ada, kalau nak kawinlagi tolong jangan bagi excuses yang boleh buat orang muntah!!! bluekkk!
Good one dik,.....but still, the fingers r always pointed at the women for this by most of the men....:(

[Voon Chan]

Naz, what is the best excuse bagi orang yang nak khawin dua?

[NHLee]

Naz, what is the best excuse bagi orang yang nak khawin dua?

Follow the Sultan Melaka words..:D

[Ah Boh]

from my understanding, 'nasi bungkus' is like ONS rite?

i was just thinking... if ppl can get food poisoning from eating bad nasi bungkus (hey, it happen sumtimes) then wat do the humsup fellas get?

STD lor... padan muka, i say!

[Voon Chan]

:laugh: , betul!from my understanding, 'nasi bungkus' is like ONS rite?

i was just thinking... if ppl can get food poisoning from eating bad nasi bungkus (hey, it happen sumtimes) then wat do the humsup fellas get?

STD lor... padan muka, i say!

[alfred98]

err..i don't get it. What do u mean "tak mau tali punya"? Eat in?:)
No tali involved lor. Touch and go concept mah...gahment also encourage leh!!!!:laugh:

[alfred98]

Naz, what is the best excuse bagi orang yang nak khawin dua?
Gatal!!!!:blink:

[dragoncity99]

Could it be they never read the manual of how to use viagra. Manual say eat one capsule, that fella go and take 2. Too smart oledi. :blink:

[alfred98]

Could it be they never read the manual of how to use viagra. Manual say eat one capsule, that fella go and take 2. Too smart oledi. :blink:
Taking too much after the member standing attention for the whole day how lah????:laugh:

[Voon Chan]

If a person is gatal.
No need viagra also gatal
With Viagra, more gatal onlymah:p Could it be they never read the manual of how to use viagra. Manual say eat one capsule, that fella go and take 2. Too smart oledi. :blink:

[LiLiaN]

Naz, what is the best excuse bagi orang yang nak khawin dua?this is not something that need best excuse...
when bound in a marriage, then respect the vow and keep your promise...
if you ever want to consider an alternative, then do the right thing...
ensure that the first marriage is definitely not working (not from unwillingness to try)...
because people do drift away sometimes, especially hasty marriages...
if that's the case, end the misery of both parties in the right manner...
then only consider someone else... otherwise, just don't even think about it...

i can't understand people who consider issues like this ever so often...
why the need to wonder "what if i have an extra marital affair"..?
there shouldn't be any... regardless of what people around you do...
be true to what you feel yourself, and forget about silly temptations...

[Voon Chan]

I started this thread because I wanted to share my thought & what I have heard.

[LiLiaN]

well, i was just sharing my thought to respond to your question...
(i know it was meant for naz, but that's my take on it) :)

[Voon Chan]

What you have posted have a lot of truth in it.

[LiLiaN]

thank you...

[dragoncity99]

Taking too much after the member standing attention for the whole day how lah????:laugh:
Ah, i know the remedy for this, go mandi ice water. Anything oso kecut :laugh:


If a person is gatal.
No need viagra also gatal
With Viagra, more gatal onlymah:p
Ohhhh koko, the viagra is to help him to oil his speedometer for maximum performance ma....juz like our car, we need a good engine oil to make the car run like a bull on highway.

But the sad thing is, these jokers terlebih tuang, now the car work like a mad cow, bang here bang there with no sense of direction, see red light oso kasi hantam.

[WitchKing]

My sis-in-law will be going up to Syariah Court on Friday to have her husband divorce her...you guessed it, he wanted to pasang dua but she will not accept it. As usual all the same stale excuse I've been hearing from these people comes outta his yap ie...she dun take care of the kids good, she dun dress up for him nicely, the new girlfriend is more understanding, more kind....yap yap yap bla bla bla bshit bshit bshit and all that 'standard' madu responses as described in the ISO 9000 Standard Operating Procedures document labelled 1GA-TAL-N4K-KAW-IN.

Whats my point...it is that if you wanna do it, dun bring down your current significant other in the process....its just not on, man.

[Chris C]

My sis-in-law will be going up to Syariah Court on Friday to have her husband divorce her...you guessed it, he wanted to pasang dua but she will not accept it. As usual all the same stale excuse I've been hearing from these people comes outta his yap ie...she dun take care of the kids good, she dun dress up for him nicely, the new girlfriend is more understanding, more kind....yap yap yap bla bla bla bshit bshit bshit and all that 'standard' madu responses as described in the ISO 9000 Standard Operating Procedures document labelled 1GA-TAL-N4K-KAW-IN.

Whats my point...it is that if you wanna do it, dun bring down your current significant other in the process....its just not on, man.
If u run for PM dik, I'll definitely vote u! :D

[LiLiaN]

me too!!!

definitely, don't make what was there in the first place into something ugly...

[Voon Chan]

:laugh: , what are talking about. I am :confused: ahh koko, the viagra is to help him to oil his speedometer for maximum performance ma....juz like our car, we need a good engine oil to make the car run like a bull on highway.

But the sad thing is, these jokers terlebih tuang, now the car work like a mad cow, bang here bang there with no sense of direction, see red light oso kasi hantam.

[song cm]

hmm....i am a sucker for nasi lemak bungkus....the real thing, i mean....:laugh:

[Voon Chan]

Song, you like the "lemak"?
BTW, do you apply the same theory?

[song cm]

Song, you like the "lemak"?
BTW, do you apply the same theory?

wat theory?

[Voon Chan]

:laugh: , you must read posting No.1.
Go & read 1stwat theory?

[song cm]

:laugh: , you must read posting No.1.
Go & read 1st
:laugh: ...tell me which idiot will admit to this?...:p

[Voon Chan]

Pak Peter would. He told me about his "nasi bungkus"

[song cm]

Pak Peter would. He told me about his "nasi bungkus"
pak peter is anonymous mah.....different.....whoever who kiss n tell here must be a liar....:laugh:

[h2o]

Yeah they did, my office cell neighbour pasang dua, the guy i replaced pasang dua, my neighbour in the next wing NAK pasang dua.

Sudahlahhh! Kalau dah nak sangat kahwiin lagi tuu, jangan laa buat excuses (peer pressure lah, kesian lah, bini pertama tak tau jaga suami lah...macam2 lagi lah....PIGIJALAN-DAH!!)

....orang melayu lesen memang dah ada, kalau nak kawinlagi tolong jangan bagi excuses yang boleh buat orang muntah!!! bluekkk!
tabik

[SS2006]

:laugh: ...tell me which idiot will admit to this?...:p
The idiot won't admit to his wife or relatives, but will boast to his friends and colleagues!

[Odysseus]

The idiot won't admit to his wife or relatives, but will boast to his friends and colleagues!
This is the jaguh kampong la...:p

[NHLee]

Egoism vs Pride!...otherwise both clashes..consequences can list a few liao.:)

[Sila]

Yeah they did, my office cell neighbour pasang dua, the guy i replaced pasang dua, my neighbour in the next wing NAK pasang dua.

Sudahlahhh! Kalau dah nak sangat kahwiin lagi tuu, jangan laa buat excuses (peer pressure lah, kesian lah, bini pertama tak tau jaga suami lah...macam2 lagi lah....PIGIJALAN-DAH!!)

....orang melayu lesen memang dah ada, kalau nak kawinlagi tolong jangan bagi excuses yang boleh buat orang muntah!!! bluekkk!

great post, WK!! orang yang dolak dalih memang buat meluat. love your honesty!!

[singteck]

This is black and white! No one will own up to it. Pak Peter will never say so here.

With my wife looking over my shoulder I certainly will deny everything :eek: :laugh: :laugh:

[Voon Chan]

Pak Peter can never post here unless our Forum allow him to be a member:p .

Wow! You are so honest with your wife:p This is black and white! No one will own up to it. Pak Peter will never say so here.

With my wife looking over my shoulder I certainly will deny everything :laugh: :laugh:

[TingMS]

hhmmmmmmm.........

Nasi Bungkus Theory...

Interesting.....

Most of us know that the white plastic material called 'Stylelofoam' used in the Nasi Bungkus will never disintergrate even though we buried it 3 feet underground? Probably it will stay there for the rest of its life ..........

:)

[song cm]

hhmmmmmmm.........

Nasi Bungkus Theory...

Interesting.....

Most of us know that the white plastic material called 'Stylelofoam' used in the Nasi Bungkus will never disintergrate even though we buried it 3 feet underground? Probably it will stay there for the rest of its life ..........

:)

dats why i prefer daun pisang style...:laugh:

[Oddfather]

Pak Peter can never post here unless our Forum allow him to be a member:p .

Wow! You are so honest with your wife:p
VC, why dun you follow Pak Peter for a day and then relate his story in here for us?? Please do everything he does.....bungkus nasi, eat and throw away. :noworry:

[Voon Chan]

I need to fly to Jakarta one day & observed his activities:) VC, why dun you follow Pak Peter for a day and then relate his story in here for us?? Please do everything he does.....bungkus nasi, eat and throw away. :noworry:

[Oddfather]

I need to fly to Jakarta one day & observed his activities:)
Why dun you call him up, jot down the details, try it out and then tell us whether what he told you really works?? :)

[Voon Chan]

I get the details & you guys try it out:p
Why dun you call him up, jot down the details, try it out and then tell us whether what he told you really works?? :)

[dragoncity99]

:laugh: , what are talking about. I am :confused:
ahahahah nevermind nevermind...it's very hard to difficult to understand, juz an example....

[h2o]

hhmmmmmmm.........

Nasi Bungkus Theory...

Interesting.....

Most of us know that the white plastic material called 'Stylelofoam' used in the Nasi Bungkus will never disintergrate even though we buried it 3 feet underground? Probably it will stay there for the rest of its life ..........

:)
good point happy ghostie
nowadays dna can check everything back to origin

[h2o]

Why dun you call him up, jot down the details, try it out and then tell us whether what he told you really works?? :)

I get the details & you guys try it out:p

how come you guys suddenly sound so 'kek kee' ah?

[Fishingman]

how come you guys suddenly sound so 'kek kee' ah?
Coz all the buayas here no teeth wan mah.:laugh:

[h2o]

Coz all the buayas here no teeth wan mah.:laugh:
you mean 'boh-geh' to eat the nasi-b issit

[dragoncity99]

you mean 'boh-geh' to eat the nasi-b issit
Buayas swallow, so no need "geh" :laugh:

[NHLee]

Buayas swallow, so no need "geh" :laugh:

But before swallow, buayas have to bite first to get the grip. Imagine the grip strength in PSI (pound per square inch)!!:)

[Voon Chan]

OMG:eek: this thread turning in to a thread talking about buaya

[NHLee]

Ok lah..no tali attached. Is it also known as "one night stand"?:p

[NHLee]

OMG:eek: this thread turning in to a thread talking about buaya

All these got something to do with "buaya" behaviour in men..:p

[SS2006]

hhmmmmmmm.........

Nasi Bungkus Theory...

Interesting.....

Most of us know that the white plastic material called 'Stylelofoam' used in the Nasi Bungkus will never disintergrate even though we buried it 3 feet underground? Probably it will stay there for the rest of its life ..........

:)
HG, i like your analogy. Think of the consequences if one day the tsunami come and sweep up the buried 'Stylelofoam'...the 'Stylelofoam' full of fingerprints.

[Voon Chan]

I like your theory but tsunami only occur once in 50 years?:p
In 50 years time, I don't know where is HG:) HG, i like your analogy. Think of the consequences if one day the tsunami come and sweep up the buried 'Stylelofoam'...the 'Stylelofoam' full of fingerprints.

[Big Chief]

But before swallow, buayas have to bite first to get the grip. Imagine the grip strength in PSI (pound per square inch)!!:)
Buayas squeeze their preys until they break their bones (and hearts) and they become soft enough to 'Telan'.

[SS2006]

I like your theory but tsunami only occur once in 50 years?:p
In 50 years time, I don't know where is HG:)
It'll come when you least expect it...
Buayas squeeze their preys until they break their bones (and hearts) and they become soft enough to 'Telan'.
I thought buaya drag their preys underwater and hide it between rocks until they start to rot...then only soft enough to telan.

[NHLee]

All buayas are the same..same makan style.:)

[Big Chief]

I thought buaya drag their preys underwater and hide it between rocks until they start to rot...then only soft enough to telan.
Sorry, I thot the 'UnderWater' and 'Rocks' sounded too obscene. So I left them out.:eek: (Sounds kinda kiasu):p

[KoChun]

I am eating bihun bungkus now. Anyone want some?

[Chris C]

I am eating bihun bungkus now. Anyone want some?
....mamak or cina goreng?:D

[song cm]

I am eating bihun bungkus now. Anyone want some?
at least bihun got lesser boric acid and no santan.....:laugh: ...so not so bad for health....

[KoChun]

....mamak or cina goreng?:D
To be exact, Singapore bihun goreng.

[Ah Boh]

To be exact, Singapore bihun goreng.
ohh! dat type very nice wan! i ate it last week with extra sambal. :)

[song cm]

i don really like singaporean bihun...too tomatorish.....i prefer mee goreng mamak style...:D

[Chris C]

To be exact, Singapore bihun goreng.
Wah....m'sia wan tarak cukup standard ah.....going for s'pore wan summore...:p

[Oddfather]

I am eating bihun bungkus now. Anyone want some?
Hey, I also ate bihun goreng for lunch.....home fried, no bungkus wan. Sorry, boh liao.

[NHLee]

Mee goreng with curry chicken leh?:D

[KoChun]

Wah....m'sia wan tarak cukup standard ah.....going for s'pore wan summore...:p
The grass is always greener over the other side of the fence.

The bihun is always tastier too. :cheesy:

[Chris C]

Hey, I also ate bihun goreng for lunch.....home fried, no bungkus wan. Sorry, boh liao.
:laugh: ....but isn't that the best kind of goreng?;)

[SS2006]

Sorry, I thot the 'UnderWater' and 'Rocks' sounded too obscene. So I left them out.:eek: (Sounds kinda kiasu):p
BC, why you so serong one?:p

[NHLee]

Hey, I also ate bihun goreng for lunch.....home fried, no bungkus wan. Sorry, boh liao.

Plain and no preservative. You're into the healthy eating track!:) But put some chai ok lah..especially those green leave ones.

[Chris C]

The grass is always greener over the other side of the fence.

Thee bihun is always tastier too. :cheesy:
Make sure u don't get poisoned by overdose of pesticide hor....:p

[Oddfather]

:laugh: ....but isn't that the best kind of goreng?;)
yup....bcoz its fried with lots of love. :)

[Oddfather]

Plain and no preservative. You're into the healthy eating track!:) But put some chai ok lah..especially those green leave ones.
you bet the "chef" make sure its good and healthy.

[KoChun]

Make sure u don't get poisoned by overdose of pesticide hor....:p
Sure. In fact, I will be in Singapore next week, for 3 days somemore. :)

[NHLee]

you bet the "chef" make sure its good and healthy.
keep it up!!..and don't forget to exercise. Input and Output must in harmony like Yin and Yan..:laugh:

[song cm]

keep it up!!..and don't forget to exercise. Input and Output must in harmony like Yin and Yan..:laugh:
output = pangsai??

[Chris C]

Sure. In fact, I will be in Singapore next week, for 3 days somemore. :)
....errr....should i be a good gal and think good thots, or should i just let my mind run wild???:rolleyes: :laugh: :p

[NHLee]

output = pangsai??
Best refers to output of calories. Input is easy, just makan and minum..output need some endothermic metabolism...especially exercise! Mitochondria releasing high energy phosphate bond.:)

Of course, pangsai also need some energy to work on..so also shed off some calories..haha!

[song cm]

Best refers to output of calories. Input is easy, just makan and minum..output need some endothermic metabolism...especially exercise! Mitochondria releasing high energy phosphate bond.:)

Of course, pangsai also need some energy to work on..so also shed off some calories..haha!

esp if your are constipated...need more energy to push...:sick:

[LiLiaN]

gee... all the food analogy and straying... *tsk tsk*

[NHLee]

esp if your are constipated...need more energy to push...:sick:

Makan more papaya and pisang lah!:)

[song cm]

gee... all the food analogy and straying... *tsk tsk*

isn't dat related to the topic?? :laugh: :p

[song cm]

Makan more papaya and pisang lah!:)

haha...hey, papaya n pisang got diff meaning one....go ask VC...

[NHLee]

haha...hey, papaya n pisang got diff meaning one....go ask VC...

Papaya smoothen bowel movement..otherwise than pangsai got blood..how?

[Chris C]

Papaya smoothen bowel movement..otherwise than pangsai got blood..how?

haha...hey, papaya n pisang got diff meaning one....go ask VC...
LOL !....song, u and Lee diff wave length laa......:laugh:

[Voon Chan]

Song, you are my guru but you ask Dr.Lee to refer to me.
Make me malu only:o

haha...hey, papaya n pisang got diff meaning one....go ask VC...

[NHLee]

What is the secret story about betik and pisang, huh?:D Share leh..my mind is not so fast when comes to these kind of story

[NHLee]

Song, you are my guru but you ask Dr.Lee to refer to me.
Make me malu only:o

No worry.:) All of us are fellow ACSians like a big old tree with branches everywhere.

[Voon Chan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/vcho/100_1204.jpg
What is the secret story about betik and pisang, huh?:D Share leh..my mind is not so fast when comes to these kind of story

[dragoncity99]

But before swallow, buayas have to bite first to get the grip. Imagine the grip strength in PSI (pound per square inch)!!:)
:laugh: SNAP!!! SNAP!!! SNAP!!!! ya baby, we can make a music out of the SNAPPING sound

esp if your are constipated...need more energy to push...:sick:
U think lubricant can help or not? Usualy ppl use it for going in, this case can help ah?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/vcho/100_1204.jpg
Notti notti koko VC

I always eat papaya before lunch. They are sweet and healthy fruit.

[Voon Chan]

For breakfastlah not lunch!:)
"Betik Bungkus"Notti notti koko VC

I always eat papaya before lunch. They are sweet and healthy fruit.

[dragoncity99]

For breakfastlah not lunch!:)
"Betik Bungkus"
Hah?? Breakfast kah? Why i kenot eat for 3 meals ma? Betik very sweet and colorful leh koko.

"Betik Bungkus"??? Apa tu?

[Voon Chan]

Below my office, a lady will cut papaya & later pack in in a small plastic bag
RM1/= per pack

[dragoncity99]

Below my office, a lady will cut papaya & later pack in in a small plastic bag
RM1/= per pack
Wow, im luckier then koko, i got for RM 80cents here at Old Klang Road. Auntie's papaya are very fresh, normally i simply pick one, but later she will put back and take out from the box the ones are nicer one. :p

Larkily tak kena slap when i go buy fruits. Imagine me look at a leng lui and shout, "Missy ah, i wan papaya" :laugh:

[Voon Chan]

I am also working in OKR.
You really terror, auntie's papaya also you want:p Wow, im luckier then koko, i got for RM 80cents here at Old Klang Road. Auntie's papaya are very fresh, normally i simply pick one, but later she will put back and take out from the box the ones are nicer one. :p

Larkily tak kena slap when i go buy fruits. Imagine me look at a leng lui and shout, "Missy ah, i wan papaya" :laugh:

[song cm]

if you ask me...i prefer jambu....:p

[Voon Chan]

what type?
Jambu batu, seedless or jambu air?if you ask me...i prefer jambu....:p

[WitchKing]

Allo! Jambu and betik mana sedap kalu makan dengan nasi lemak bungkus?....Sembelit perut engkorang kang.

[Chris C]

Allo! Jambu and betik mana sedap kalu makan dengan nasi lemak bungkus?....Sembelit perut engkorang kang.
:laugh: .....apa nak buat dik...weird people have weird taste....:rolleyes: :p

[Voon Chan]

Oklah! Apa nama, tadi kita cakap pasal nasi bungkus.
Balik topik

[dragoncity99]

I am also working in OKR.
You really terror, auntie's papaya also you want:p
Wua...apa lu pikir ah? :blink: :eek::squeeze:

[Voon Chan]

:laugh: , apa pun boleh!Wua...apa lu pikir ah? :blink: :eek::squeeze:

[Fishingman]

Wow, im luckier then koko, i got for RM 80cents here at Old Klang Road. Auntie's papaya are very fresh, normally i simply pick one, but later she will put back and take out from the box the ones are nicer one. :p

Larkily tak kena slap when i go buy fruits. Imagine me look at a leng lui and shout, "Missy ah, i wan papaya" :laugh:
Auntie wan also you makan ah?:squeeze: :laugh: really teruk-lah you... tsk tsk tsk.

[Voon Chan]

:laugh: :laugh: Dragon, you see

[WitchKing]

Auntie wan also you makan ah?:squeeze: :laugh:

<dragon kena habis2san....>

[song cm]

what type?
Jambu batu, seedless or jambu air?

jambu air too juicy.....jambu batu hard to eat.....seedless is the best...big somemore....:)

[Fishingman]

jambu air too juicy.....jambu batu hard to eat.....seedless is the best...big somemore....:)
You talking about the pink colour wan ah?:smile-2:

[dragoncity99]

Auntie wan also you makan ah?:squeeze: :laugh: really teruk-lah you... tsk tsk tsk.
Wua mana ade bro

I ask her for papaya, not the auntie's papaya....

:laugh: :laugh: Dragon, you see
Wua....u olang buli wuaaaa ....***STOMPING***

<dragon kena habis2san....>
Ya brader, ini 2 saudara trap saya dah

[Fishingman]

Wua mana ade bro

I ask her for papaya, not the auntie's papaya....



Ohhhhh....... you ask her wan sommore ah...... tsk tsk tsk. :squeeze: :laugh:

[NHLee]

Now, how about pisang goreng? Those round types..i think it fried with flour or the sliced in two pisang goreng.:)

Got such thing as pisang bungkus or cempedak bungkus?

[Adele]

the most terpesong yet not terpesong thread i've ever read so far in my forum history!! :laugh: i think is for sure though, very entertaining!! feel like going down to bungkus some curry puffs back up to munch away while reading through the threads humoring myself!! :laugh:

[PreciousPearl]

tsk tsk...so cham wan
food thread serong to seks
seks thread serong to food
kuang kuang kuang
:D

[Voon Chan]

Adele & PP, very normal for a thread to serong but this thread kena hijack kau-kau.

[dragoncity99]

Ohhhhh....... you ask her wan sommore ah...... tsk tsk tsk. :squeeze: :laugh:
Auntie will then tie 2 cucumber in her stock with a tali and whack me like bruce lee lo.... skeli loh......

[Voon Chan]

Little Dragon, don't play with food!

[NHLee]

I saw the papaya pic posted. Very hijau lah. How about the pisang? I am still curious about the papaya and pisang story, so anyone?:)

[NHLee]

Little Dragon, don't play with food!

Correct, in WWII times, food is scarce. Ask grandpa and grandma lor.

[song cm]

I saw the papaya pic posted. Very hijau lah. How about the pisang? I am still curious about the papaya and pisang story, so anyone?:)

NH...check it ou here
http://www.acs-sitiawan.com/forum/showthread.php?t=501&highlight=papaya
i think papaya n banana is mentioned here...even if u can't find it, this thread is interesting to read.....:laugh:

[dragoncity99]

Little Dragon, don't play with food!
I din play wif food lah, that auntie play with the food ma, not my fault. Im a victim wert. :squeeze:

[NHLee]

NH...check it ou here
http://www.acs-sitiawan.com/forum/showthread.php?t=501&highlight=papaya
i think papaya n banana is mentioned here...even if u can't find it, this thread is interesting to read.....:laugh:

ok, so it's an analogy to describe something..hmmm.thanks! Up too flat also not nice like one colleague of mine but she is a distance runner. Too big also not nice like dutch lady..hahaha!:p

[song cm]

ok, so it's an analogy to describe something..hmmm.thanks! Up too flat also not nice like one colleague of mine but she is a distance runner. Too big also not nice like dutch lady..hahaha!:p

haha...glad to be of service.....hey, if u have time, do check out all those old thread in underground.....interesting reading......:)

[NHLee]

haha...glad to be of service.....hey, if u have time, do check out all those old thread in underground.....interesting reading......:)

Ya man..laughter is a good medicine. Life in Spore is already so hectic..so what good pay? Money cannot buy everything..that's the fact!!:)

[song cm]

Ya man..laughter is a good medicine. Life in Spore is already so hectic..so what good pay? Money cannot buy everything..that's the fact!!:)

well...at least u still can log into this forum from anywhere in the world....:)

money cannot but everything but it can almost buy everything.....:laugh:

[NHLee]

well...at least u still can log into this forum from anywhere in the world....:)

money cannot but everything but it can almost buy everything.....:laugh:

...or for the rest..there are credit cards..hahaha!:laugh:

[Voon Chan]

See you guys next week.
Bye.

For those who want to venture out to test this theory, good luck

[NHLee]

See you guys next week.
Bye.

For those who want to venture out to test this theory, good luck

Have a nice trip, VC.:)

[Voon Chan]

Thank you NH. You have a great weekend too.

[NHLee]

Thank you NH. You have a great weekend too.

Don't trust their tap water. Get mineral water. Soft drink is ok. Don't walk into back lane in the evening.:)