The hottest and sportiest Buaya....

[Chris C]

Let the vote begins......:D...oh yes.....undi itu rahsia.....

[JC]

Guys can also vote?

[jerrychoo2004]

haha i vote myself...else i will get 0 vote...lol :laugh:

[Fishingman]

Should have pics before voting starts right?

[Chris C]

:laugh: ....can lah....if not, not enuff vote to go around....:eek: :laugh:

[kit]

eh...how come i become sporty buaya...i tot reptile killer??? typo error???

[jerrychoo2004]

errr we cannot view who vote for who?

[kit]

can vote how many imes ar?? 1 time onli ar?? no enof ler..

[JC]

SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION
I'm the forum buaya and all you chicks know it. :p ;)
My mugshot to prove what I've just said. hehehe :laugh:
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/583/113615je.jpg

[Chris C]

eh...how come i become sporty buaya...i tot reptile killer??? typo error???
...eh, that one tarak ngam.....how can a killer be among the buaya?:squeeze:
can vote how many imes ar?? 1 time onli ar?? no enof ler..
Vote only once but u can vote for more than 1......
errr we cannot view who vote for who?
Kenot.....better this way...dowanna get innocent people whacked for their votes...:eek: :laugh:

[Zazu]

SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION
I'm the forum buaya and all you chicks know it. :p ;)
My mugshot to prove what I've just said. hehehe :laugh:
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/583/113615je.jpg



i'm a sucker for advert.. so u get my vote!

[jerrychoo2004]

aiks shit i dunno can vote for 2 or more :squeeze:

[kit]

...eh, that one tarak ngam.....how can a killer be among the buaya?:squeeze:

Vote only once but u can vote for more than 1......

Kenot.....better this way...dowanna get innocent people whacked for their votes...:eek: :laugh:

as long as the name carry reptile can liau la...the idiom say roses among the torn ma....so killer among then reptile lo....like tat onli i can win ma...

[athena]

how come only JC is campaigning.........what about the other nomineess???

[Oddfather]

what abt me???

[jerrychoo2004]

O.o oddfather lai liao

[Oddfather]

SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION
I'm the forum buaya and all you chicks know it. :p ;)
My mugshot to prove what I've just said. hehehe :laugh:
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/583/113615je.jpg


oi, this is ultraman's bathing toy.....

[JC]

oi, this is ultraman's bathing toy.....
Anything to boost the votes... hehehe ;)
Got those things you asked of Gurney Drive... :)

[athena]

what abt me???
hehe...i'll edit just to add u!!....wait


hey...wat ya wanna be known as? Oddfather @ ????

[dragoncity99]

Can i go start humping around all the forum members to increase my vote?

[kit]

hey!! who vote me??? wa lau ye... dun vote me 1st...i wan belakang mali punya...

[kit]

what abt me???

Oddf...you are back...i nominate you...but nobody second it...too bad..

[dragoncity99]

Me here....u need help? I can help :laugh:

[kit]

Me here....u need help? I can help :laugh:

oh...it's you la...i tot want to keep it zero 1st.....until last minute..

[dragoncity99]

andrewjpan : Oddfather @ Handicapped Buaya; Left hand, left leg cannot move... but still can beat u all!!! hahahaha!!!!

[jerrychoo2004]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v650/jerrychoo2004/aligator.jpg

thats me having a good time in the sewers...girls beware...i might just climb up to your bathroom :eek:

[athena]

eesh..how dare u call him Handicapped....hmmm


how about..Oddfather @ the sEXperienced Buaya?

[andrewjpan]

eesh..how dare u call him Handicapped....hmmm


how about..Oddfather @ the sEXperienced Buaya?


*AhEm* ...... excues me athena.... are you talking from EXPERIENCE?

[LiLiaN]

you know what, should have nominated kwimango...
reading his posts, seems like he knows most of the girls, but not the guys... :rolleyes:

[jerrychoo2004]

yah...miss out on one....nevermind we have kit the buaya killer...opppps i mean sporty buaya to fill in :laugh:

[Odysseus]

eesh..how dare u call him Handicapped....hmmm


how about..Oddfather @ the sEXperienced Buaya?
How about OddFather@Buaya On Vacation:D

[dragoncity99]

you know what, should have nominated kwimango...
reading his posts, seems like he knows most of the girls, but not the guys... :rolleyes:
What bout me Leng Lui Li Lian? :crying:

[WitchKing]

Can i go start humping around all the forum members to increase my vote?


....I KNEW IT!!!! THAT boyish face cant hide the fact that this guy's game for ANYTHING!!!!!!!!


....lessee, need to vote for the fella that poked out my eyes.....the guy that dun look like Daniel Craig (thank GOD), my biking buddy that i've never gone biking with.......and that good looking guy up there on the top left corner whose always ERECT......(the horns, they ARE erect, rite?)

heh heh YOU GUYS WILL NEVER KNOW WHO THIS SHAGGER'S IS GONNA VOTE HIS HORNY PICKS FOR!!!!

YEAH, BABY, YEAHHHHH!

[Lava Gal]

Oddf...you are back...i nominate you...but nobody second it...too bad..
hey! oddfather please...i'm sure his nurses will all agree ;)
masa dia tarak...omit him pulak :p

[LiLiaN]

What bout me Leng Lui Li Lian? :crying:err... you're already nominated wot...
i was saying about missed nomination lar... :squeeze:

[LiLiaN]

yay, look like we have JC and Naz leading... go you hotties! ;)

[dragoncity99]

....I KNEW IT!!!! THAT boyish face cant hide the fact that this guy's game for ANYTHING!!!!!!!!


....lessee, need to vote for the fella that poked out my eyes.....the guy that dun look like Daniel Craig (thank GOD), my biking buddy that i've never gone biking with.......and that good looking guy up there on the top left corner whose always ERECT......(the horns, they ARE erect, rite?)

heh heh YOU GUYS WILL NEVER KNOW WHO THIS SHAGGER'S IS GONNA VOTE HIS HORNY PICKS FOR!!!!

YEAH, BABY, YEAHHHHH!
Ok bro u got me....:laugh:

But im still a biawak right? I shud be disqualified right? Not yet a buaya ma....hehehehe

err... you're already nominated wot...
i was saying about missed nomination lar... :squeeze:
Oh soris Leng Lui, i saje wan 2 kacau u. :p

[daBoss]

haha... i just voted for jc - this one confirmed buaya... :)

[h2o]

err who is this? BC@Buaya Chikorpek

cannot vote la
the two guys who buaya-ed me are not on the list la

[WitchKing]

Ok bro u got me....:laugh:

But im still a biawak right? I shud be disqualified right? Not yet a buaya ma....hehehehe

Biawak yang tenang jangan di sangka tiada buaya......:huh:

weh, aku cakap aper nih? Padan laa BM SPM nyaris nak kantoi....peribahasa abih kena korap.....


I'M. TOO SEXY FOR MY HELMET.
TOO SEXY FOR MY HELMET
TOO SEXY ITSSS KISMETTTTT

WAY. TOO HORNY FOR MY OWN GOOD
TOO HORNY FOR MY OWN GOOD
TOO HORNY I'MMMMmmgonnastopthisrightnow before my wife catches me typing this nonsense.......

Here JC....'Crocodile' oledi taken so I offer you the 'Alligatallator' range of haute couture to go with that buaya suit....dun have nothin for that victory jig, that wan you on your own....:squeeze:

[JC]

Thank you! Thank you all for putting me in the lead... :)
You can blame me for being a natural under those scaly skin and gapping mouth... :p
You know, I have plenty of fans around the world, all wanting to emulate me...
some of them started young too... ;)

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/9114/aligator2nf.jpg

Undi-lah buaya semulajadi....

[dragoncity99]

Biawak yang tenang jangan di sangka tiada buaya......:huh:

weh, aku cakap aper nih? Padan laa BM SPM nyaris nak kantoi....peribahasa abih kena korap.....


I'M. TOO SEXY FOR MY HELMET.
TOO SEXY FOR MY HELMET
TOO SEXY ITSSS KISMETTTTT

WAY. TOO HORNY FOR MY OWN GOOD
TOO HORNY FOR MY OWN GOOD
TOO HORNY I'MMMMmmgonnastopthisrightnow before my wife catches me typing this nonsense.......

Here JC....'Crocodile' oledi taken so I offer you the 'Alligatallator' range of haute couture to go with that buaya suit....dun have nothin for that victory jig, that wan you on your own....:squeeze:

Brader, :laugh: hang betui2 kena jangkit dah penyakit pantun tu LMAO

[WitchKing]

Brader, :laugh: hang betui2 kena jangkit dah penyakit pantun tu LMAO


tooo much audit findings today....letih, otak poon melalut tak tentu arah.....:weird:

Weh, siapa yang menang dapat aper ahhh?

[LiLiaN]

LMAO... NAZZZZ!!! you so should record and release that song!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[SS2006]

I vote for Kit...the sporty buaya in perpetual denial mode!:laugh:

I have a question, already have 40 votes in total, how come voters only 14? How many vote per person?
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 14. You have already voted on this poll

[Dino]

I propose the buaya's post a picture of their buaya pose.......:eek:

[WitchKing]

I propose the buaya's post a picture of their buaya pose.......:eek:


I tak leh pose lahh...Looking at my choice of outfit......I buaya yang baikkk.....TUTUP AURAT...:p

pakai tudung sampai mata-mata I sekali poon tak nampak....

[Dino]

I tak leh pose lahh...Looking at my choice of outfit......I buaya yang baikkk.....TUTUP AURAT...:p

pakai tudung sampai mata-mata I sekali poon tak nampak....


Nuff said!!!!:squeeze:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/vghc/scan2.jpg

[WitchKing]

Nuff said!!!!:squeeze:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/vghc/scan2.jpg


Oiiiiii!!! MANA ACIIIII!!!!!......

[JC]

Nuff said!!!!:squeeze:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/vghc/scan2.jpg
Banyak hensem.
Undilah tanpa was-was ;) :laugh:

[Dino]

Oiiiiii!!! MANA ACIIIII!!!!!......

Mina-ciiii you mean.....:p

[athena]

Oiiiiii!!! MANA ACIIIII!!!!!......
dem...if i hv the time....you'll be a "Crushed" Blue Velvet suit :laugh:

[WitchKing]

dem...if i hv the time....you'll be a "Crushed" Blue Velvet suit :laugh:

.........errrrr, wazzat mean anyways????? :huh::huh:

[athena]

.........errrrr, wazzat mean anyways????? :huh::huh:
give me time, your horniness......all shall be revealed :)

[WitchKing]

give me time, your horniness......all shall be revealed :)


After all those sceneries in 'The Wet and The Salty', I dun think my heart can take anymore 'revelations'.......:amazed:

[Alkapocino]

Nuff said!!!!:squeeze:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/vghc/scan2.jpg
I YIELD!!!! Inilah buaya segala buaya!!! :D

[h2o]

I propose the buaya's post a picture of their buaya pose.......:eek:
i second! how abt the others?

[Fishingman]

Wah!!!! Looks like the silent killer still leading but being followed closely by his royal horniness.

[dragoncity99]

tooo much audit findings today....letih, otak poon melalut tak tentu arah.....:weird:

Weh, siapa yang menang dapat aper ahhh?
Ya, ada dapat apa ah? Free helmet supplies for one year? :blink:

I tak leh pose lahh...Looking at my choice of outfit......I buaya yang baikkk.....TUTUP AURAT...:p

pakai tudung sampai mata-mata I sekali poon tak nampak....
:laugh: Tutup aurat punye buaya? Kakakakaka

[Alkapocino]

Draco, where's your pix in the sexy ori buaya outfit? :D

[dragoncity99]

Draco, where's your pix in the sexy ori buaya outfit? :D
Errrr...errr... wua tarak lah brader :laugh:

I try to find and c :p

[Chris C]

LOL!!!.....:laugh: ....pheeeewweeeettt!....sayang all u buayas for being such a sport....;)

[Chris C]

tooo much audit findings today....letih, otak poon melalut tak tentu arah.....:weird:

Weh, siapa yang menang dapat aper ahhh?
....free James' cendol from me!.....eat all u can....:D

[Alkapocino]

Errrr...errr... wua tarak lah brader :laugh:

I try to find and c :p
Is it this one? :p
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y24/alkapocino/rollercoaster.jpg

[Alkapocino]

....free James' cendol from me!.....eat all u can....:D
Wahlao eh, must start campaigning for my victory.

Undilah buayanator guaranteee shiok!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y24/alkapocino/terminator.jpg

Err...the leather suit I'm wearing is a ORI buaya skin!!

[Fishingman]

Wahlao eh, must start campaigning for my victory.

Undilah buayanator guaranteee shiok!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y24/alkapocino/terminator.jpg

Err...the leather suit I'm wearing is a ORI buaya skin!!
Wah! This buaya really ORI punya man!:laugh:

[Ah Boh]

Ok bro u got me....:laugh:

But im still a biawak right? I shud be disqualified right? Not yet a buaya ma....hehehehe

biawak??!! Eeeee.... i shud let my dog loose on u cuz they love to chase small lizards! :laugh:

Nuff said!!!!:squeeze:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/vghc/scan2.jpg

wah... u are quite handsome!


but after all dat 'entertainment', i voted for Alka cuz i love his buayanator pix he show on another thread.

[Alkapocino]

but after all dat 'entertainment', i voted for Alka cuz i love his buayanator pix he show on another thread.
Gracias! Cium-cium tangan Ah Boh.

[dragoncity99]

biawak??!! Eeeee.... i shud let my dog loose on u cuz they love to chase small lizards! :laugh:

Small lizards? My dear sis...:mad:....It's a Komodo Monitor Lizard ur talking here

Don play play....one snap ur leg gone loh.....:laugh:

Here's my posing. Ok ah?

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d95/dragoncity99/buaya.jpg

[JC]

Wah... My lead is slipping... time to go 2nd gear... :p
My pose... Vote Me!!! :laugh:

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/1079/buttflame8kv.jpg

[dragoncity99]

Wah... My lead is slipping... time to go 2nd gear... :p
My pose... Vote Me!!! :laugh:

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/1079/buttflame8kv.jpg
:laugh:

[andrewjpan]

Wah... My lead is slipping... time to go 2nd gear... :p
My pose... Vote Me!!! :laugh:

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/1079/buttflame8kv.jpg
bugger.... better warn me the next time u wanna fart.... i must call bomba and hazmat....

[Alkapocino]

Wah... My lead is slipping... time to go 2nd gear..
My pose... Vote Me!!! :laugh:

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/1079/buttflame8kv.jpg
Basketball...use dirty trick to kill the other buayas??? :mad:

Eh, you forget to take off your pants before you fart! :p

[JC]

Basketball...use dirty trick to kill the other buayas???Not dirty... smelly... hehehe :laugh: ;)

[Alkapocino]

Not dirty... smelly... hehehe :laugh: ;)
:laugh: Can someone give me a white flag!


*Kow tow*

[jerrychoo2004]

i just got owned by JC

i flag my white flag..... surrender :)

[JC]

:laugh: Can someone give me a white flag!


*Kow tow*
Here you go... :laugh: :laugh:
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/9619/flag3kw.jpg

[andrewjpan]

Here you go... :laugh: :laugh:
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/9619/flag3kw.jpg
apa itu?

[Alkapocino]

Here you go... :laugh: :laugh:
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/9619/flag3kw.jpg
You just got my vote!!!!

[JC]

You just got my vote!!!!
HAHAHAH... :laugh: Telima kasih... telima kasih...

Dey! Andrewj!! You betoi-betoi mabuk lah.... White Flag lah tu.... ;)

[kwimango]

you know what, should have nominated kwimango...
reading his posts, seems like he knows most of the girls, but not the guys... :rolleyes:

oei! :amazed:

[andrewjpan]

yay.... i got the least votes!!!


me not buaya!!

[Alkapocino]

yay.... i got the least votes!!!


me not buaya!!
Ya...you're a cicak as fishingman aptly puts it! :p

Eat more so can grow bigger to be a buaya like JC! Kekekeke

[jerrychoo2004]

damn i am not giving up just yet......must use my final stance
"bite of the killer kukudile"!!!!!!!!!

arrrggghhhhh!!!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v650/jerrychoo2004/kuku.jpg

[andrewjpan]

aiya... me where got buaya.... very harmless wan.... so harmless that only 3 guys voted me!!

[Alkapocino]

damn i am not giving up just yet......must use my final stance
"bite of the killer kukudile"!!!!!!!!!

arrrggghhhhh!!!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v650/jerrychoo2004/kuku.jpg
huh! Jerry not giving up? Hmm....give me my white flag, need to put it on again!

[jerrychoo2004]

huh! Jerry not giving up? Hmm....give me my white flag, need to put it on again!

for what? put on for me??

[LiLiaN]

I vote for Kit...the sporty buaya in perpetual denial mode!:laugh:

I have a question, already have 40 votes in total, how come voters only 14? How many vote per person?
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 14. You have already voted on this pollshir, multiple votes allowed... that's why...

oei! oui mon cheri? :D

[Big Chief]

err who is this? BC@Buaya Chikorpek

cannot vote la
the two guys who buaya-ed me are not on the list la
Ya, Ya, Honey, You calling me ?

[song cm]

btw....wat wld the winner get? a kiss from all the mods n admins? guys included?? :laugh: :laugh:

[Chris C]

btw....wat wld the winner get? a kiss from all the mods n admins? guys included?? :laugh: :laugh:
See post #63......:D

[song cm]

See post #63......:D
but i am sure the BUAYAS wld prefer a kiss from the likes of CC, Ath, Lilian and Sila.....:laugh: ....

[LiLiaN]

btw....wat wld the winner get? a kiss from all the mods n admins? guys included?? :laugh: :laugh:memang buaya this behaviour... :squeeze: :laugh:

[song cm]

memang buaya this behaviour... :squeeze: :laugh:

i take it as a yes....;)

[athena]

offer my virtual kiss.....winner please PM me with ur hensem pic!!! :laugh:

[LiLiaN]

i take it as a yes....;)from the girls, dunno but from the guys, ah sure why not... :p :laugh: :laugh:

[song cm]

:sick:

[Chris C]

but i am sure the BUAYAS wld prefer a kiss from the likes of CC, Ath, Lilian and Sila.....:laugh: ....
Too bad u declined to be one of the nominee....:rolleyes:

[LiLiaN]

hahahaha... never mind, like ath, virtual kiss it is then... :laugh:
got to run now... ciao ciao and have a great weekend!

[song cm]

Too bad u declined to be one of the nominee....:rolleyes:

dat doesn't mean i can't get it rite? :laugh: :p

[Chris C]

dat doesn't mean i can't get it rite? :laugh: :p
:laugh: ......slowly wait horrr......:p

[Fishingman]

Wah... My lead is slipping... time to go 2nd gear... :p
My pose... Vote Me!!! :laugh:

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/1079/buttflame8kv.jpg
Wah! Satu kentut and now he's leading by 5 votes alreadi. Terror terror, shumaker in his F1 car pun kalah lah like that.:laugh:

[song cm]

:laugh: ......slowly wait horrr......:p
don be so stingy larr...virtual kiss aso kenot give isit?

[Chris C]

don be so stingy larr...virtual kiss aso kenot give isit?
:p :p :p :rolleyes:

[jerrychoo2004]

Wah! Satu kentut and now he's leading by 5 votes alreadi. Terror terror, shumaker in his F1 car pun kalah lah like that.:laugh:

ya lor.....looks like i have to follow alka to raise my white flag liao....he kentut here in port klang but the wind can bring the gas all the way to ireland....Lilian did u smell the poisonuous gas? I wonder how many ppl went to hospital because of this :amused:

[Fishingman]

ya lor.....looks like i have to follow alka to raise my white flag liao....he kentut here in port klang but the wind can bring the gas all the way to ireland....Lilian did u smell the poisonuous gas? I wonder how many ppl went to hospital because of this :amused:
Tat is just 2nd gear onli-wor... next gear lagi terror-lor.:amazed: :squeeze:

[Ah Boh]

Gracias! Cium-cium tangan Ah Boh.

wah! so gentleman! now dats rare...

[jerrychoo2004]

ya ah...i also want!!

(rampas tangan ah boh from alka and cium like nobody business) :laugh:

[Ah Boh]

ya ah...i also want!!

(rampas tangan ah boh from alka and cium like nobody business) :laugh:

hey! now dats just rude! :sus:

think my hand so available ah??

[andrewjpan]

ya ah...i also want!!

(rampas tangan ah boh from alka and cium like nobody business) :laugh:
eh... u just insulted the GODFATHER??

[Fishingman]

wah! so gentleman! now dats rare...
Buaya under sheep's clothing. Beware!

[Fishingman]

eh... u just insulted the GODFATHER??
I just received instruction from an 'unknown source' to 'kau tim' some cicak and hide the carcass well to avoid detection. Hmmmmm which cicak poison should I use this time? :squeeze:

[kwimango]

oui mon cheri? :D

non..ma chere, je ne c'est pas un alligator.. i is innocent!

[Ah Boh]

Buaya under sheep's clothing. Beware!
how to check arr... just in case! hmm...

I just received instruction from an 'unknown source' to 'kau tim' some cicak and hide the carcass well to avoid detection. Hmmmmm which cicak poison should I use this time? :squeeze:

wat cicak poison? not enuf la... must use molatov cocktail, no carcass left to hide.

[Fishingman]

how to check arr... just in case! hmm...


Take a red hot cattle prod and kasi brand sama it fella, it it goes bbbaaaaaaaa!!!!! then it's a sheep. If it goes *#@&^ the confirm buaya!

[Ah Boh]

Take a red hot cattle prod and kasi brand sama it fella, it it goes bbbaaaaaaaa!!!!! then it's a sheep. If it goes *#@&^ the confirm buaya!

hey dats too cruel... i cant do it!

[JC]

Step 1 - Take clothes off (his clothes)
Step 2 - Use finger to probe on chest
Step 3 - Determine if the material is fur or scale
Step 4 - If fur, it's a sheep. If scale, RUN!!!!! :eek:

[Fishingman]

hey dats too cruel... i cant do it!
You can never be tooo cruel to a confirmed buaya. Don't worry-lah the skin dem thick and scaly so they won't feel it too much. But watch out for a particular one that can shoot fire and probably bolts of lighting from his behind.:laugh:

[Fishingman]

Step 1 - Take clothes off (his clothes)
Step 2 - Use finger to probe on chest
Step 3 - Determine if the material is fur or scale
Step 4 - If fur, it's a sheep. If scale, RUN!!!!! :eek:
Baru cakap saja sudah tunjuk muka! RUN AH BOH RUN!

[Ah Boh]

i am running far far away!!

oh! wat a coincident office hours is nearly over! i am so leaving on time today to avoid boss n buaya dat fart gila.. keke..

i must borrow Aragorn's armor next time i log in on monday.

tata!!

[JC]

Ah Boh not scared wan.... hehehe
OK... time for 3rd gear...
A little insight to a buaya life...



This is our bike... Lovely, right...
http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8949/12640na.jpg




This is how we train our buaya eyes.... heheheh
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/4310/12668ko.jpg

If you want to be a buaya, whatever training you do, NEVER









I repeat, NEVER......











EVER........










I'm serious, EVER........











FART IN A WETSUIT!!!!! :laugh:
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/2631/12356wr.jpg

[jerrychoo2004]

wah fantastic picture.....i raise my white flag la....JC wong is the confirmed Kings of the Kings :laugh:

as for Ah Boh...not that i wanna be rude
just that i cannot control myself whenever i saw someone as gorgeous as u ;) ...forgive me for my unconsiderate behaviour

[WitchKing]

Wau....JC on fire...i mean really...He's on FIRE. My horns starting to go limp oledi....and with all those flames they might turn into mini sausages too, well burnt....

Thanks for the compliment Ah Boh.....unfortunately thats only because the camera out of focus and had cracked lens......

Might as well throw in the tuala.....pity, all those virtual kisses from the pretty mods and admins.....<sigh>

ciuman hanyut di laut dingin
sayang nan terbang di tiup angin
admin dan mod berlari malu
tersipu sipu di pulau sibu........


hinggap ciuman ke pipi JC,
merahnyer muka bagai dah sunburn
si jaguh terus di cium hebat
meronta2 di bawah spotlight.

<witchking poon pigi main jauh-jauh.....merajuk laa kononnyerrrrr>:laugh:

[kit]

I vote for Kit...the sporty buaya in perpetual denial mode!:laugh:

I have a question, already have 40 votes in total, how come voters only 14? How many vote per person?
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 14. You have already voted on this poll

thank you..thank you...i will do my best....

[Chris C]

:laugh: ....JC and Naz......bravo!bravo!!!.....:laugh:

Kit, do what???:rolleyes: :p

[andrewjpan]

You can never be tooo cruel to a confirmed buaya. Don't worry-lah the skin dem thick and scaly so they won't feel it too much. But watch out for a particular one that can shoot fire and probably bolts of lighting from his behind.:laugh:
"Yes, I've heard. He kills men by the hundreds, and if he were
here he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts
of lightning from his arse." Sir William Wallace.

[daBoss]

if jc wins, we change his title to official forum buaya... :D

[athena]

Setuju!!!!!!!

[Fishingman]

if jc wins, we change his title to official forum buaya... :D
I think sudah confirm menang-leh...:laugh:

[Alkapocino]

I think sudah confirm menang-leh...:laugh:
Tarak chalen langsung!!!

[Fishingman]

Tarak chalen langsung!!!
Ya-lor, satu kali kentut the other buayas all berterbangan.:laugh:

[Dino]

Never know JCWong this big buaya......:eek:

[dragoncity99]

Never know JCWong this big buaya......:eek:
LMAO :laugh:

[JC]

Look at me!!! Weeee... I'm in the lead... hehehe ;)
Thank you to all my voters.... :) This photo of mine specially to all my fans.. :p

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/188/crocodile0zo.jpg

[Chris C]

:laugh: ...JC, can start fan club liao......:laugh:

[James Nga]

Oiii....Oiii....Oii...... :sick: What's going on here?????? :blink:

Si Mamat Naza ni memang nak kena sekeh dengan I nih... :mad:

Dun vote for me laaa..... I have RETIRED from this Boya Club since 1999....


Cheers, :cool:

[Chris C]

Oiii....Oiii....Oii...... What's going on here?????? :blink:

Si Mamat Naza ni memang nak kena sekeh dengan I nih...

Dun vote for me laaa..... I have RETIRED from this Boya Club since 1999....


Cheers, :cool:
hahaha .....never mind laaa.....just for fun laaa.....in a way, u should feel proud that even after kahwin, u still have the "buaya appeal".....:p

[jerrychoo2004]

wah jc menang dengan mudah
SIIIIIIIFFFFFUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when are u planning to teach me a trick or two? :)

[JC]

wah jc menang dengan mudah
SIIIIIIIFFFFFUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when are u planning to teach me a trick or two? :)
Belum menang lagi lah... Lambat lagi...
First trick: Mesti hensem macam beckham. :p :laugh:

[jerrychoo2004]

Belum menang lagi lah... Lambat lagi...
First trick: Mesti hensem macam beckham. :p :laugh:

hehhee i think i have passed the first test ;)

[JC]

hehhee i think i have passed the first test ;)
Wah.. this buaya trainee not bad...
Already know some tricks of the trade... hehehe ;) :)

[dragoncity99]

hehhee i think i have passed the first test ;)
Ooooh, interesting, what's the 2nd tips? :blink:

[JC]

Slow-slow, my little penguin apprentice. You are so like Anakin Skywalker.
Be patient and while at that, may the Force be with you... :noworry:

Must give me time to think of 2nd tip mah.... hehehe

[ungsutiong]

Buayanova????!!! Since when???? Adoi.....anyway, last week, I was offered a scholarship to do "buayaship" in Bangkok. I spent 4 days doing the 'understudy'.
Lesson 1 : Speak like a foreigner ie Latin lover. If u can't speak like one, then speak like a Malaysian in a foreign land. Have u heard a Malaysian speak Thai?
Lesson 2: Fine dining. If u can't afford one in Malaysia, do it in Bangkok 'coz it's cheaper. Air Asia made it more affordable.
Lesson 3: Dance to the rhythm of the music. If u do it in Malaysia, u may look like "Ah Beng". If u dance in Bangkok, the "mat salleh" who can't dance will make u look good. Even the Japs can't dance. Chances are you'll still look cool with your dance grooves.
Lesson 4 : Don't drink & drive. Road block may cause unnecessary embarrassment. Take cab with a french cap.
Lesson 5.......to be continued .....upon request only.

[dragoncity99]

Slow-slow, my little penguin apprentice. You are so like Anakin Skywalker.
Be patient and while at that, may the Force be with you... :noworry:

Must give me time to think of 2nd tip mah.... hehehe
Ok Brader :p

Buayanova????!!! Since when???? Adoi.....anyway, last week, I was offered a scholarship to do "buayaship" in Bangkok. I spent 4 days doing the 'understudy'.
Lesson 1 : Speak like a foreigner ie Latin lover. If u can't speak like one, then speak like a Malaysian in a foreign land. Have u heard a Malaysian speak Thai?
Lesson 2: Fine dining. If u can't afford one in Malaysia, do it in Bangkok 'coz it's cheaper. Air Asia made it more affordable.
Lesson 3: Dance to the rhythm of the music. If u do it in Malaysia, u may look like "Ah Beng". If u dance in Bangkok, the "mat salleh" who can't dance will make u look good. Even the Japs can't dance. Chances are you'll still look cool with your dance grooves.
Lesson 4 : Don't drink & drive. Road block may cause unnecessary embarrassment. Take cab with a french cap.
Lesson 5.......to be continued .....upon request only.
Can i say like,

Hola, my name is Fernando Valentino.....?

I got an Indian friend, his name, seriously is Sakdeep. When he dated his gf, he told her gf her:
My friend: Hi, they call me Sakdeep. How bout u?
The gf: ***:mad:***

[ungsutiong]

Chris C, how come JimDiong not nominated? He is Hijack Queen's fave buaya.

[Oddfather]

Q: How does one decrease the votes of a person? Does -ve/red repo works??

[Chris C]

Chris C, how come JimDiong not nominated? He is Hijack Queen's fave buaya.
Lu olang tarak nominate, gua tarak include him lah.....

Q: How does one decrease the votes of a person? Does -ve/red repo works??
:blink: ...donno what u meant.....as for voting, repo points has nothing to do with how many times u can vote.....when it's only 1 vote, then everyone gets to vote once for 1 individual/item/theme.......if it's multiple, then everyone gets to vote multiple favs in one go, but also only once.

[SS2006]

Lu olang tarak nominate, gua tarak include him lah.....


:blink: ...donno what u meant.....as for voting, repo points has nothing to do with how many times u can vote.....when it's only 1 vote, then everyone gets to vote once for 1 individual/item/theme.......if it's multiple, then everyone gets to vote multiple favs in one go, but also only once.
Aiseh...i didn't notice this is a multiple... i voted for 1 buaya only.

[Alkapocino]

Oiii....Oiii....Oii...... :sick: What's going on here?????? :blink:

Si Mamat Naza ni memang nak kena sekeh dengan I nih... :mad:

Dun vote for me laaa..... I have RETIRED from this Boya Club since 1999....


Cheers, :cool:
Adoi mak! No wonder I saw Jalan Rtd. Buaya Bond 00Tujiu at Kampung Cina@Sitiawan on my way to Lumut the other day.

[ungsutiong]

Adoi mak! No wonder I saw Jalan Rtd. Buaya Bond 00Tujiu at Kampung Cina@Sitiawan on my way to Lumut the other day.
Yeah! There were lots of tourists buying leather wallets & belts. Even the handbags were selling like hot goreng pisang. Is the buaya still alive, retired or dead?

[Alkapocino]

Yeah! There were lots of tourists buying leather wallets & belts. Even the handbags were selling like hot goreng pisang. Is the buaya still alive, retired or dead?
I think when a buaya retired...the Master Buaya became even more vicious. Hiding behind the crocotitle Sedang Bersara!!! :eek:

[ungsutiong]

I think when a buaya retired...the Master Buaya became even more vicious. Hiding behind the crocotitle Sedang Bersara!!! :eek:
Buaya pretend to retire or pretend to be blind?
"Buaya buta suka bergerak meraba-raba." This type more dashyat.

[Alkapocino]

The alibi to raba-raba is being blind

The alibi to get service at half price is being a retiree

[ungsutiong]

............
Hola, my name is Fernando Valentino.....?

I got an Indian friend, his name, seriously is Sakdeep. When he dated his gf, he told her gf her:
My friend: Hi, they call me Sakdeep. How bout u?
The gf: ***:mad:***
Steady NAGA. The famous casino in Phnom Penh is known as NAGA. Shall we call u NAGA @ Fernando Valentino?

[ungsutiong]

The alibi to raba-raba is being blind

The alibi to get service at half price is being a retiree
Alka, the true buaya don't need alibi. He never retire. He just get better....... Just like u mah......can go round kissing hands without kena law suit. If I do that , I kena slap upside down. Please share your trade secret with us.

[Alkapocino]

Alka, the true buaya don't need alibi. He never retire. He just get better....... Just like u mah......can go round kissing hands without kena law suit. If I do that , I kena slap upside down. Please share your trade secret with us.
Sorry hor..it's a trade secret! :p

[WitchKing]

Sorry hor..it's a trade secret! :p

Wehh, ....can we now declare the winner or not, the longer we wait the more JC is putting us all to shame, man. My horns are oledi falling off.....I cant bear the further humilation if my spikey shaft pulak shrivel and die......:squeeze:

[Alkapocino]

Let's crown JC the FORUM BUAYA! :laugh:

[Chris C]

:laugh: ....the closing date for the vote is this fri.......but we can see who's winning without a doubt......now let's see who'll be in the top 5 list....:D

[ungsutiong]

:laugh: ....the closing date for the vote is this fri.......but we can see who's winning without a doubt......now let's see who'll be in the top 5 list....:D
Top 5? Let me see.....
1) JC accessories
2) JC leather handbag
3) JC leather belt
4) JC leather wallet
5) JC buaya manual
This top 5 best seller is now a branding. JC....JC.....JC boleh....hip hip hurray.....

[WitchKing]

Top 5? Let me see.....
1) JC accessories
2) JC leather handbag
3) JC leather belt
4) JC leather wallet
5) JC buaya manual
This top 5 best seller is now a branding. JC....JC.....JC boleh....hip hip hurray.....


.....no. 5 can pre-book ah?

[jerrychoo2004]

just book the manual? not enough la
must book everything just to be half as good as JC ... hor sifu :)

[JC]

Top 5? Let me see.....
1) JC accessories
2) JC leather handbag
3) JC leather belt
4) JC leather wallet
5) JC buaya manual
This top 5 best seller is now a branding. JC....JC.....JC boleh....hip hip hurray.....
singteck, can you process additional orders? :p :laugh:

[JC]

jerrychoo2004,
Pre-order your Buaya-ing Secrets now at Amazon... will be out Autumn 2006 :p ;)

You can then go kau sua losergirl98.... :laugh: :laugh:

[jerrychoo2004]

jerrychoo2004,
Pre-order your Buaya-ing Secrets now at Amazon... will be out Autumn 2006 :p ;)

You can then go kau sua losergirl98.... :laugh: :laugh:


what is kau sua? i have just placed my orders....hope to receive them soon
can let me know what is the things in the instruction manual?
what is the name? 9999 ways to buaya a girl?

[ungsutiong]

jerrychoo2004,
Pre-order your Buaya-ing Secrets now at Amazon... will be out Autumn 2006 :p ;)

You can then go kau sua losergirl98.... :laugh: :laugh:
Pre-order? Pre-book? Autumn 2006? Ladies take cover.......be prepared for the worst

[Chris C]

One more day to go, and all of u deserved my vote for being super sporty and funny.....luv all of u guys.....;)

[song cm]

One more day to go, and all of u deserved my vote for being super sporty and funny.....luv all of u guys.....;)
wat abt those not nominated?

[Chris C]

wat abt those not nominated?
:rolleyes: .........moh kong.....:p

[ungsutiong]

wat abt those not nominated?
That means the nomination is unofficial only. Cannot make it official. If nominated as Official Buaya, can u imagine the consequences? Bini lari, girlfriend lari, anak sembunyi, female friends keep a distance, female colleagues stop seeing u for lunch.......etc....your life very lonely.

[WitchKing]

That means the nomination is unofficial only. Cannot make it official. If nominated as Official Buaya, can u imagine the consequences? Bini lari, girlfriend lari, anak sembunyi, female friends keep a distance, female colleagues stop seeing u for lunch.......etc....your life very lonely.

But hey,....think about the bragging rights!

[Alkapocino]

wat abt those not nominated?
Wildcards Buaya? Wow...lagi dangerous!!!! :laugh:

[Odysseus]

wat abt those not nominated?
These are the real silent buaya....... bujang senang :p

[Alkapocino]

These are the real silent buaya....... bujang senang :p
Like that JC Buaya Tarak Senang lor! :p

[song cm]

haha...me no buaya larr...flirt mebbe.....
as my definition...flirt is a subset of Buaya....flirt cakap cakap onli...NATO....but buaya cakap and makan sekali....:laugh:

[WitchKing]

haha...me no buaya larr...flirt mebbe.....
as my definition...flirt is a subset of Buaya....flirt cakap cakap onli...NATO....but buaya cakap and makan sekali....:laugh:

...if biawak pulak camna?...can consider mini-buaya?...should be safer around the ladies....gigit gigit poon macam tak gigit....except mebbe the tonguing action will be a bit more extensive.....and can somebody tell me what the H*ll am I tokking about?

[song cm]

...if biawak pulak camna?...can consider mini-buaya?...should be safer around the ladies....gigit gigit poon macam tak gigit....except mebbe the tonguing action will be a bit more extensive.....and can somebody tell me what the H*ll am I tokking about?
:laugh: :p ...tongue tongue don pray pray arh....

[Alkapocino]

...if biawak pulak camna?...can consider mini-buaya?...should be safer around the ladies....gigit gigit poon macam tak gigit....except mebbe the tonguing action will be a bit more extensive.....and can somebody tell me what the H*ll am I tokking about?
Biawak tu Buaya Darat kan? Biawak they don't bite, they chew. Biawak no buaya tears...just air liuh meleleh! Betul tak?

[WitchKing]

Biawak tu Buaya Darat kan? Biawak they don't bite, they chew. Biawak no buaya tears...just air liuh meleleh! Betul tak?

:laugh: :p ...tongue tongue don pray pray arh....

:eek:......"EAT ME"....??? Arr Arr!!:eek:

[song cm]

:eek:......"EAT ME"....??? Arr Arr!!:eek:

i think u better go and take a cold shower.....(and don touch anything south) :eek:

[WitchKing]

i think u better go and take a cold shower.....(and don touch anything south) :eek:

Why? I aint even hungry yet.......

[Chris C]

:laugh: ....interesting conversation here between the buayas and the flirt....:D

[Ah Boh]

:eek:......"EAT ME"....??? Arr Arr!!

:eek::eek: :eek:

i tot i heard "WHACK ME!!" cheh... to think i was hoping to see some 18-SG action.

[andrewjpan]

eh... how come i suddenly got 10 votes wan...

[Chris C]

eh... how come i suddenly got 10 votes wan...
U were hoping for more or less? :rolleyes:

[andrewjpan]

U were hoping for more or less? :rolleyes:
less... something like 2 votes or 1 also can... but best would be 0

[Chris C]

less... something like 2 votes or 1 also can... but best would be 0
:laugh: ......perfect 10 wut....u should at least feel a bit proud that u have some buaya appeal.......:p

[dragoncity99]

less... something like 2 votes or 1 also can... but best would be 0
10 is a good number u know? 010 is even better :laugh:

It shows the horniness of a buaya at his adultery age. I mean his adulthood...he's growing into a man now.... i wan oso kenot loh.... :laugh: ROFLMAO

[SS2006]

10 is a good number u know? 010 is even better :laugh:

It shows the horniness of a buaya at his adultery age. I mean his adulthood...he's growing into a man now.... i wan oso kenot loh.... :laugh: ROFLMAO
Wat you wan oso kenot, little Drago? 010 or growing into a man ?:blink:

[sebutir_pasir]

you know what, should have nominated kwimango...
reading his posts, seems like he knows most of the girls, but not the guys... :rolleyes:

this is a CONFIRMED BUAYA!

[Chris C]

Hokay.......guess we can now officially crown the 5 top buayas.

1) JC@The silent lady killer
2) Alkapocino@buayanator
2) Mohd Nazlan Eza@The Shagedelic Witchking
3) Jerry@Buaya trainee
4) Ballungsutiong@buayanova

Congratulations guys! Woohoo.....:D

[andrewjpan]

Hokay.......guess we can now officially crown the 5 top buayas.

1) JC@The silent lady killer
2) Alkapocino@buayanator
2) Mohd Nazlan Eza@The Shagedelic Witchking
3) Jerry@Buaya trainee
4) Ballungsutiong@buayanova

Congratulations guys! Woohoo.....:D
congrats people!

[dragoncity99]

Yahoo, congrats :cool:

Wat you wan oso kenot, little Drago? 010 or growing into a man ?:blink:
I wan 2 be a buaya, but im not a buaya. Im a "boy ah". :laugh:

010 is a very good number, AndrewJ knows it very well.....kakakaka

AndrewJ --> Transforming into buaya jadian. Buaya-man

[song cm]

Yahoo, congrats :cool:


I wan 2 be a buaya, but im not a buaya. Im a "boy ah". :laugh:

010 is a very good number, AndrewJ knows it very well.....kakakaka

AndrewJ --> Transforming into buaya jadian. Buaya-man
010 not good larr, i thot o1o is better? :laugh:

[andrewjpan]

010 not good larr, i thot o1o is better? :laugh:
please larrrrrrr...........

o|o!

[WitchKing]

Hokay.......guess we can now officially crown the 5 top buayas.

1) JC@The silent lady killer
2) Alkapocino@buayanator
2) Mohd Nazlan Eza@The Shagedelic Witchking
3) Jerry@Buaya trainee
4) Ballungsutiong@buayanova

Congratulations guys! Woohoo.....:D

Good fun had by alll.......C ya later, Alligatorz!!

[ungsutiong]

Hokay.......guess we can now officially crown the 5 top buayas.

1) JC@The silent lady killer
2) Alkapocino@buayanator
2) Mohd Nazlan Eza@The Shagedelic Witchking
3) Jerry@Buaya trainee
4) Ballungsutiong@buayanova

Congratulations guys! Woohoo.....:D
Chris C....what's the prize ah? Any free trip to Bangkok for intensive training of buayaship?

[Chris C]

Chris C....what's the prize ah? Any free trip to Bangkok for intensive training of buayaship?
:laugh: Eat all u can, James' cendol...and I'll throw in supper for u guys too for being such sports......:D

[dragoncity99]

010 not good larr, i thot o1o is better? :laugh:
Oh yes brader, look like one now :laugh:

But terbalik oledi oh :blink: it's like rocket fly sky high leh :laugh:

I have one when i was 12 year old

[song cm]

Oh yes brader, look like one now :laugh:

But terbalik oledi oh :blink: it's like rocket fly sky high leh :laugh:

I have one when i was 12 year old

i dunno whether me, u n ajp are tokking abt the same thing.....:confused:

[Chris C]

i dunno whether me, u n ajp are tokking abt the same thing.....:confused:
So, care to enlighten us?? :rolleyes:

[song cm]

So, care to enlighten us?? :rolleyes:

go ask titi drago.....;)

[Chris C]

go ask titi drago.....;)
...titi drago!!!!........wut u jantans toking about here???:rolleyes:

[dragoncity99]

it's a kuku jiao la jie jie LMAO :o :laugh:

Braders, are u all saying the same thing kah?

[song cm]

it's a kuku jiao la jie jie LMAO :o :laugh:

Braders, are u all saying the same thing kah?

i think we are saying the same thing but ajp saying diff larr....:laugh:
wat do u think??

[dragoncity99]

i think we are saying the same thing but ajp saying diff larr....:laugh:
wat do u think??
Yalo, cud be horrr brader, let's find out from him too :laugh:

[Chris C]

it's a kuku jiao la jie jie LMAO :o :laugh:

Braders, are u all saying the same thing kah?
:laugh: .....guys,guys.....:rolleyes:

[dragoncity99]

:laugh: .....guys,guys.....:rolleyes:
:cheesy: juz play play oni jie jie LOL

I see the cute puppi u put oledi, i keep thinking of that puppi now. So cute and farni....

[song cm]

:laugh: .....guys,guys.....:rolleyes:

it sud be buayas, biawaks....

[dragoncity99]

it sud be buayas, biawaks....
oh ya, right right right....:laugh:

Today is buaya-biawak day :laugh:

[Chris C]

:cheesy: juz play play oni jie jie LOL

I see the cute puppi u put oledi, i keep thinking of that puppi now. So cute and farni....
:laugh: ....now u get that out of your mind.....:laugh:

it sud be buayas, biawaks....
....and what should i address u???:rolleyes:

[dragoncity99]

:laugh: ....now u get that out of your mind.....:laugh:

Oki oki hahahahah LOL
But i got some evil plan lah jie jie. I want to photoshop and put squares on it....ahahahah

Can i?


....and what should i address u???:rolleyes:
Jie Jie Still call me the same ma :)

Dragon Tee Tee loh ahak ahak

[andrewjpan]

i think we are saying the same thing but ajp saying diff larr....:laugh:
wat do u think??
me toking binary...

[dragoncity99]

me toking binary...
Aiyo, this is some digital geek...so good mabuk buaya..... :laugh::sus:
i don belief u

[Chris C]

Oki oki hahahahah LOL
But i got some evil plan lah jie jie. I want to photoshop and put squares on it....ahahahah

Can i?
:laugh: ......if u get sued by the dog, don't point the finger at me hor....:p

[Sila]

congrats all the participating buayas!! hadiah for every peserta, 1 loaf of home made bread to be claimed at my house (tapi tiket/transportation you all kena beli sendiri hor..??) :p

[dragoncity99]

:laugh: ......if u get sued by the dog, don't point the finger at me hor....:p
No i wont jie jie. I will take sole responsibility to the dogs. :laugh:

The dogs will love me veli much one :laugh:

They sniff me, i sniff them. They lick me, i lick myself LOL

[JC]

Wah... I won! I won! hehehe :laugh:

Memang durian runtuh...
http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/8597/crocodilejoinsinfun1kp.gif

[buff]

Wah... I won! I won! hehehe :laugh:

Memang durian runtuh...
http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/8597/crocodilejoinsinfun1kp.gif

so the winner gets to spend the weekend at the malacca crocodile farm with unlimited helpings of female crocs? :laugh:

[WitchKing]

so the winner gets to spend the weekend at the malacca crocodile farm with unlimited helpings of female crocs? :laugh:

...ohhh my.

......talk about getting down and dirty.

[JC]

so the winner gets to spend the weekend at the malacca crocodile farm with unlimited helpings of female crocs? :laugh:
hmm... sounds like a feeding frenzy... hehehe :laugh: ;)

[Odysseus]

hmm... sounds like a feeding frenzy... hehehe :laugh: ;)
eehhhhh... i thot dinner with the top buaya-magnet. No ah?

[JC]

eehhhhh... i thot dinner with the top buaya-magnet. No ah?
Who's that? We can do it in Malacca with the other female crocs... hehehe ;)

[Odysseus]

Who's that? We can do it in Malacca with the other female crocs... hehehe ;)
must start a new contest to find out la... and somemore in malacca, less spotlights there hor....

[Chris C]

must start a new contest to find out la... and somemore in malacca, less spotlights there hor....
:laugh: ....bollywood style, hide and seek, singing and dancing at A Farmosa??? :laugh: :p

[JC]

No coconut tree and no buaya-magnet... how? :( :crying:
Poor buaya has no mate.... hehehe :laugh:

[Odysseus]

No coconut tree and no buaya-magnet... how? :( :crying:
Poor buaya has no mate.... hehehe :laugh:
hear u, hear u.... mods/admins, pls do the necessary :eek:

[athena]

what's the necessary? :blink:

[JC]

what's the necessary?psst... get me a mate.... hehehe ;) :laugh:

[athena]

i tot u got already? no ah? :laugh: wanna get 2nd mate izzit?

[JC]

hehe... no lah... looking for the hottest and sportiest buaya magnet.... ;)

[athena]

hehe....who are you interested in? hahaha....

[JC]

hehe....who are you interested in? hahaha....
Let the forum members decide.... ;)

[athena]

haha...you heard the Buaya King...., girls...volunteer!!! haha..

[JC]

haha...you heard the Buaya King...., girls...volunteer!!! haha..
Nobody will volunteer wan... hehehe...
All paiseh and shy wan... ;)

[daBoss]

jc wong win liao lah... runaway buaya this one... :D

[JC]

jc wong win liao lah... runaway buaya this one... :D
All give face to you mah... hehehe ;)

[Chris C]

haha...you heard the Buaya King...., girls...volunteer!!! haha..
So, girls.....get ready......old women like me r out.....:laugh: :p

[JC]

So, girls.....get ready......old women like me r out.....:laugh: :p
Don't dream... kena nominate sure must participate one... hehehe ;)

Hello, mate.... :laugh:

[Chris C]

Don't dream... kena nominate sure must participate one... hehehe ;)

Hello, mate.... :laugh:
:laugh: .......this magnet expired long time ago liao.......:D

[jerrychoo2004]

wow i cannot believe i am in the top 5 :squeeze:
as for buaya magnet...well i have 3 veli good nominations...all super leng lui
athena, adele and ahboh ;) ...buaya king...pls choose :laugh:

[Chris C]

wow i cannot believe i am in the top 5 :squeeze:
as for buaya magnet...well i have 3 veli good nominations...all super leng lui
athena, adele and ahboh ;) ...buaya king...pls choose :laugh:
haha ....congrats Jerry......happy??:D

[jerrychoo2004]

haha ....congrats Jerry......happy??:D

haha yah...something to lift me up
i was so down yesterday after england lost to portugal
this should cheer me up a bit ;)

[Chris C]

haha yah...something to lift me up
i was so down yesterday after england lost to portugal
this should cheer me up a bit ;)
:laugh: ......good to hear that.....;)

[JC]

jerrychoo2004, want to join me support France? I hear that their fanclub president is far more chun than the English one.... hehehe ;)

[jerrychoo2004]

haha thank you JC for the invitation but i already have another club which i support.....the italians...mighty mighty azzuries...:)

[Odysseus]

Buayas..... this is really sad story from HK la..... How about going there to help out?

Three women with "nothing to love" die in HK suicide pact

HONGKONG: Three women who died together in an apparent suicide pact in Hongkong left behind notes saying they had "nothing to love" in their lives.

The women - aged 31, 38, and 39 - were found dead in the living room of an apartment leased by the eldest of the three after burning charcoal, which gives off poisonous carbon monoxide fumes, the South China Morning Post reported.

The women met at a psychiatric hospital where one of them was recovering from a previous suicide attempt.

The suicide rate in Hongkong has fallen from a 2003 peak of 18.6 suicides per 100,000 people to 15.3, just above the world average of about 15.

[Chris C]

Buayas..... this is really sad story from HK la..... How about going there to help out?
Ody, u volunteering???:rolleyes: :p

[jerrychoo2004]

aiyo...sad case la nothing to love?
Odysseus we support u to go to HK and inform all the girls there don be afraid....if no one loves them...ask them come malaysia....our JC will make them happy :)