welcome harimau kayu

[fishboy]

hey!!!!!!!!! tiger woods from kajang is in town!!!!!!!! BIG WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!

[Alkapocino]

Dey, you belongs to class 86 not 88 okay. Saw that in your profile.

BIG WELCOME.

[fishboy]

either harimau is very bad in maths ... or maybe he scared of being called "OLD"... maybe scared of being called a monk. :D

[Alkapocino]

Eh, it cant' be. As far as I know, he is damn good with arithmetics. Perhaps too much of golf and a hole too many (19th hole) caused him to fumble a little. :p

[TingMS]

Eh, it cant' be. As far as I know, he is damn good with arithmetics. Perhaps too much of golf and a hole too many (19th hole) caused him to fumble a little. :p


oi taiger ood...

lu anak siaper???

heheheeeee

:cool:

[Alkapocino]

Hehehe..I missed your fav line ghostie!!

I oso wun 2 noe!!! Hehehe.

[BohPian]

Tiger, welcome to the forum. Errr, any clues about your identity?

[Alkapocino]

I think he is the "pig lion" of the 80's. Still is. :p

[TingMS]

I think he is the "pig lion" of the 80's. Still is. :p


hahahhaaaaa......

if it is true, i think i know who he is....

kompian anyone????

:cool:

[Alkapocino]

Now you know ar...I wun kom pian with the satay cucuk. Hehehe. Yum yum.

[TingMS]

Now you know ar...I wun kom pian with the satay cucuk. Hehehe. Yum yum.

yummy...

[Alkapocino]

Tigerwood is going pro soon. Hey, ghostie - why not you arrange a match with him. Heard that he is quite good, especially the 19th hole! :p

[TingMS]

Tigerwood is going pro soon. Hey, ghostie - why not you arrange a match with him. Heard that he is quite good, especially the 19th hole! :p


should be no problem....

i will ask him to give me 1 2 3, at least..

Nyet Nyet will sure join too... Right ??

Where the heck is Nyet....

[Alkapocino]

Heard that the toilet paper bussines is picking up..damn busy. Met up with Aki for lunch yesterday. I think it will take ages to see his first post here. Forget it!!

[TingMS]

Heard that the toilet paper bussines is picking up..damn busy. Met up with Aki for lunch yesterday. I think it will take ages to see his first post here. Forget it!!

try to lure him here...

i had used all the tricks i had in my pocket..

maybe some porn will help...

da boss.. bolehkah....

hahahahaaaaaaaaaa

:D

[Alkapocino]

Porns...nah...not even the hardcores can lure him in here. He is eyeing the POPE seat soon. Out of 7 days in a week, 4 days is actively involves in Church activities. Praise God for the miraculous change.

[TingMS]

Porns...nah...not even the hardcores can lure him in here. He is eyeing the POPE seat soon. Out of 7 days in a week, 4 days is actively involves in Church activities. Praise God for the miraculous change.

that is something..

raise the glass for his transformation...

[Alkapocino]

But the whining is forever there..you know what I mean. :D

[TingMS]

But the whining is forever there..you know what I mean. :D

if he stops complaining about his toothache, he has lost his signature as aki anak eelok liao...

hahahahahahahaaaa

[Alkapocino]

ROFL..one thing for sure he will always possessed!! Just keep our fingers crossed the trait is not passed down to his children. Hahahaha.

[fishboy]

I think he is the "pig lion" of the 80's. Still is. :p
pig+ lion = wooden tiger??????? ....somebody help????????Aliens around...!!!!!!

[BohPian]

Who is this crouching tiger, hidden "pig lion"? Give us more clues leh? :)

[Alkapocino]

Very soon we will see "du mor" = sow = female pig.

[TingMS]

good, waiting for him to come in here..

then a big welcome for him...

[TIGERWOOD]

Now you know ar...I wun kom pian with the satay cucuk. Hehehe. Yum yum.
I also can play three under u know. treeeee under. ha ha ha.

[TingMS]

I also can play three under u know. treeeee under. ha ha ha.

Under the tree???

I thought you are expert behind the bush...

No wonder lady caddies is a dying breed...

heheheheeee :D

[Chokenyet, KONG]

harimau kayu I don't know is you. You should put durai then I know better la.
why not VJ singh? he is no1 now.
hantu and alk. why kayu no say much only you 2? he still busy with the 18 and the 19holes. Kayu now the king of 18 holes and also the ling of 19 hole. :D

[TIGERWOOD]

harimau kayu I don't know is you. You should put durai then I know better la.
why not VJ singh? he is no1 now.
hantu and alk. why kayu no say much only you 2? he still busy with the 18 and the 19holes. Kayu now the king of 18 holes and also the ling of 19 hole. :D sorry loh. gua baru tahu pakai in the net ma. jadi sloww slow sikit loh. bila sudah pandai you all dont play play already.

[siewjang]

Never try never know. Good job tigerwoods. So far 4 posting liao. Better than those lurkers never post also. Becareful hor. Don't surf too much. Later can drown.

[arch-an-gel]

Mr. Wood..

Can have your autograph ha?
sign on the angelic paper.. :p

Shalom.

[ausman]

sorry loh. gua baru tahu pakai in the net ma. jadi sloww slow sikit loh. bila sudah pandai you all dont play play already.
harimau kayu ....apa punyah kayu it... macam.... ganas....sangat... nanti semua orang takut.....u punya kayu... :eek:

Selamat Datang ke forum kita....

[BohPian]

sorry loh. gua baru tahu pakai in the net ma. jadi sloww slow sikit loh. bila sudah pandai you all dont play play already.

Tiger, dont envy your golf game, just the beautiful wife of yours, Elin Nordegren. ;) Welcome to the forum.

[TingMS]

Tiger, dont envy your golf game, just the beautiful wife of yours, Elin Nordegren. ;) Welcome to the forum.

Well,

I think Taiger Oods is missing in action again.

Probably playing golf behind the bushes.

heheheheeee

[BohPian]

Well,

I think Taiger Oods is missing in action again.

Probably playing golf behind the bushes.

heheheheeee

Probably busy producing cubs rather than birdies :D

[Alkapocino]

Have you seen SSM lately? Seems like the last time we had gathering was 3 yrs ago at Legend. Hey, give it another shot, this time we make it even "hangat".

[Chokenyet, KONG]

harimau need to catch up with vijay la so busy swiming in the pond, digging up from the quick sand and finding his way out from the jungle la.

[TIGERWOOD]

harimau need to catch up with vijay la so busy swiming in the pond, digging up from the quick sand and finding his way out from the jungle la.
Gua tengah fikir new swing (position of player and course) behind the bushes mah. Now u interupted me already. Forget what swing to make to produce birdie, what swing to produce cub. Ai yah. :cool:

[BohPian]

Gua tengah fikir new swing (position of player and course) behind the bushes mah. Now u interupted me already. Forget what swing to make to produce birdie, what swing to produce cub. Ai yah. :cool:

Big difference hor. To get birdie, must swing as little as possible. To get cub, must swing as much as possible. :D

[TingMS]

Big difference hor. To get birdie, must swing as little as possible. To get cub, must swing as much as possible. :D


wooi, boh pian,

since when you are so good in playing with clubs, balls and holes.....

heheheeeee
:D

[BohPian]

wooi, boh pian,

since when you are so good in playing with clubs, balls and holes.....

heheheeeee
:D

Learnt a few things from the master and his "Rules of Golf" :D

[Alkapocino]

Learnt a few things from the master and his "Rules of Golf" :D
Wah...I need time to digest all the Rules and those difficult swings. :D

Happyghost: Care to show me how to do it? :p

Tigerwood: What kind of club would you recommend for begineers (serious)?

Anyone can get reasonably cheap left-hand clubs?

[ungsutiong]

Harimau Kayu - What is your secret of hitting a good shot, do you hit it with your leg "kangkang" or closed? Just curious...
By the way, do you play 9 holes or 19 holes?

[ungsutiong]

Alka - don't get funny ideas. If you can't get it in the hole, just stick to badminton It doesn't matter whether it's right hand or left hand, but it matters to get it in the hole.

[Alkapocino]

Alka - don't get funny ideas. If you can't get it in the hole, just stick to badminton It doesn't matter whether it's right hand or left hand, but it matters to get it in the hole.
Need to venture the game of holes and clubs. :)

[ungsutiong]

Need to venture the game of holes and clubs. :)
Alka - That's the spirit but don't get kayu or plastic clubs. Those are for the kids.

[Chokenyet, KONG]

toothless tiger now go for eager la :D
don't play play with him anymore. later be dragon already.

[TIGERWOOD]

So many question to answer. Anyway no problem. Alka for beginner dont look for club first, look for a teaching pro at any of the driving range but make sure to look for the busy one. Just like restaurant the busier the better (faham). For hitting a good golf shot any stand will do as long as u are one of the GOLF kaki (golongan orang lemah fikiran). u don't even know what is good shot. As long as it can produce birdie or cub, it's a good shoooot.

[Alkapocino]

So many question to answer. Anyway no problem. Alka for beginner dont look for club first, look for a teaching pro at any of the driving range but make sure to look for the busy one. Just like restaurant the busier the better (faham). For hitting a good golf shot any stand will do as long as u are one of the GOLF kaki (golongan orang lemah fikiran). u don't even know what is good shot. As long as it can produce birdie or cub, it's a good shoooot.
Wow..thank you for the insights. Will try that out soon. Still need a left hand iron. Hmmm....


Alka - That's the spirit but don't get kayu or plastic clubs. Those are for the kids.
Thanks. I will remember that too. :D