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Lava Gal
05-04-2006, 09:36 PM
First up:

FORGOTTEN LAWS OF THE WORLD

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start
to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged
one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Dino
05-04-2006, 09:47 PM
Law of sh!t blindness - You never see the sh!t you step on.
Lava Gal
05-04-2006, 09:49 PM
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
JC
05-04-2006, 10:03 PM
LAW OF THE FART: Whenever you fart, it always sounds louder when someone's near you. At times, your fart sounds like a trumpet.
Oddfather
05-05-2006, 07:11 AM
Why does the toast always fall butter side down?
What law is that?
JC
05-05-2006, 11:13 AM
LAW of THE-IDIOT-WHO-GOT-NOTHING-BETTER-TO-DO

Anyway, it was proven that toast does not always fall butter side down. It's a 50-50 split.
Adele
05-05-2006, 12:38 PM
LAW of THE-IDIOT-WHO-GOT-NOTHING-BETTER-TO-DO

Anyway, it was proven that toast does not always fall butter side down. It's a 50-50 split.

ya, by the Mythbusters!! :D hey, wassup with the LAW of THE-IDIOT-WHO-GOT-NOTHING-BETTER-TO-DO?? sounds so like me! :(
Lava Gal
05-05-2006, 02:47 PM
erm...i think that shud be THE RULE OF TOAST? *shrug*

More LAWS...

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Lava Gal
06-01-2006, 05:25 PM
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Ah Boh
06-02-2006, 09:30 AM
Law Of Forum : whenever my fingers itch to forum, my boss walks by n asks 'wat are you doing?'

Darn!... lucky never get caught :p