Say Properly mah....

[JC]

In this day and age, words spoken must be acceptable by the community.
Hence, I learn something new called "Politically Correct" words...

OK.. Lesson start:

Not stupid: Academically challenged :wacko:

Next teacher, please step up and post. :)

[kamkuey]

STUPID : Brain Matter Deficient

can ar? :smile-2:

[JC]

Not handicapped but physically challenged

[Odysseus]

Financially challenged : no budget, budget habis, in red, etc.....

[athena]

mentally impaired: idiot!

[euj]

domestic engineer: housewife/househusband!

[Fishingman]

Public sanitary engineer : public jamban washer

[Voon Chan]

if you cannot undestand what a person is saying just say "Say properly mah" (as per the title of the thread) & hope the person will not reply with the word "properly"

[LiLiaN]

vertically challenged - you're too short!! :squeeze:

[JC]

if you cannot undestand what a person is saying just say "Say properly mah" (as per the title of the thread) & hope the person will not reply with the word "properly"
say properly mah... :huh:

[Voon Chan]

"properly mah"say properly mah... :huh:

[Hammerhead]

Ugly: Observer visually impaired

[athena]

emotionally constipated : being a selfish b@$t@rD!

[Ah Boh]

fat/plump/obese/monster : Prosperous (chinese fav 'compliment')

Allow me to elaborate...

Scene : Some relative wedding dinner.
Bully : Big mouth spinster aunty.
Victim : Any1 with double chin/flabby arms/beer gut.

Aunty : Wah...!! u so prosperous oledi ah?
Victim : Err... hi aunty, how are u? *where to hide? where to hide??*
Aunty : Come! let me see u properly. *pinch pinch* Wah! u so soft soft tummy liao, must earn alot $$ and eat alot good food arr!
Victim : Hehe.... (nervous laugh) sumtin like dat loh...
Aunty : Good la good la! Eh, u know ah... now u so properous ah, time for u find a nice gal and settle down...
Victim : No! I mean, err...happy big makan aunty! happy rainbow smiles on u and err.. evrytin else la! I.. i.. i go kowtow to kong kong ahh! Cya... *Mummmmmy!*

[Lava Gal]

STRONG CREDITS= just made it thru exams, without any REDS! can ah?

This is something i learnt from my brother who just finish SPM last yr.

[alfred98]

Stupid=low APGAR score!!!:blink:

[euj]

he/she has a great personality! : she/he looks like a dog!

[Chris C]

he/she has a great personality! : she/he looks like a dog!
:squeeze: ...now that's rather rude.......will make sure nobody say that to me..:eek:

[euj]

:squeeze: ...now that's rather rude.....:eek:
i thought it might be. didn't know how else to put it. if anyone thinks it's too rude, i'm happy to edit the post...

[Chris C]

i thought it might be. didn't know how else to put it. if anyone thinks it's too rude, i'm happy to edit the post...
...what i meant is....is that line really used for that hidden meaning?:blink:

[euj]

...what i meant is....is that line really used for that hidden meaning?:blink:
i've heard it quite a number of times before. often if a a guy/girl is dating someone else, and they don't think that person is that good looking, and they are asked by a friend to describe that person, they'll say, 'he/she has a great personality...'

[Chris C]

i've heard it quite a number of times before. often if a a guy/girl is dating someone else, and they don't think that person is that good looking, and they are asked by a friend to describe that person, they'll say, 'he/she has a great personality...'
I C......like that i must be aware of what others comment about me from now on.....imagine u floating with the thought that someone says u have a great personality.......but it turn out that what they meant is, u look like a dog....ouch!:squeeze: :laugh: ...any more such 'challenging lines'?

[Dino]

Coffin / Casket
Ugly / Beautifully Challenged

[JC]

Not "terrorist" but "misguided criminals"

[Odysseus]

Not "terrorist" but "misguided criminals"
No, no, no.... hero on the other side of the fence... (think of our fellow Sitiawanese:o )

[Big Chief]

Stupid=low APGAR score!!!:blink:
Wrong la...
Stupid = Ngong Ngiang

[Voon Chan]

I like to refer ugly as to "not so presentable" Coffin / Casket
Ugly / Beautifully Challenged

[celeste_chu]

Wrong la...
Stupid = Ngong Ngiang
another alternative breed, very common
NGONG CHUANG

[dragoncity99]

another one NGONG MENG :laugh:

[Chris C]

Eh, eh......wrong thread, wrong thread.....those r for hockchew corner....so try not to go off track too much kay?....:)

[celeste_chu]

:laugh:
but i really don think when ppl say she/he has personality
means she/he looks like dogs...
normally i'll just give this expression :sick:

[ahbau]

5 watt bulb = not very bright/clever

[JC]

Not brainstorming but thought shower
so as not to offend people with brain disorders

[PreciousPearl]

you could do with some additional training = why u so stoopid one ah????

[Ah Boh]

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when
they feel they are right and you need to shut up.
Never use fine to describe how a woman looks this will
cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five
minutes that your football game is going to last
before you take out the trash, so its an even trade.

NOTHING

This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Nothing is usually used to describe the feeling a
woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside
down, and backwards. Nothing usually signifies an
argument that will last Five Minutes and end with
Fine.

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)

This is a dare. One that will result in a woman
getting upset over Nothing and will end with the word
Fine.

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)

This means I give up or do what you want because I
dont care You will get a Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead in
just a few minutes, followed by Nothing and Fine and
she will talk to you in about Five Minutes when she
cools off.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A Loud Sigh
means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over Nothing.

SOFT SIGH

Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. Soft
Sighs mean that she is content. Your best bet is to
not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THATS OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a
woman can make to a man. Thats Okay means that she
wants to think long and hard before paying you back
for whatever it is that you have done. Thats Okay is
often used with the word Fine and in conjunction with
a Raised Eyebrow.

GO AHEAD.

At some point in the near future, you are going to be
in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO

This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is
giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse
or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you
have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so
be careful
and you shouldnt get a Thats Okay.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say youre
welcome.

THANKS A LOT

This is much different from Thanks. A woman will say,
Thanks A Lot when she is really ticked off at you. It
signifies that you have offended her in some callous
way, and will be followed by the Loud Sigh. Be careful
not to ask what is wrong after the Loud Sigh, as she
will only tell you Nothing.