Sometimes I wonder.....

[Alkapocino]

Where do they get seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

[Dino]

Where do they get seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

You didn't know meh....its the Ah Mu's in Kg China that take out the seeds from the watermelon and then put the watermelon back into its place for you to enjoy!!! :p

[Alkapocino]

You didn't know meh....its the Ah Mu's in Kg China that take out the seeds from the watermelon and then put the watermelon back into its place for you to enjoy!!! :p
:eek: No more watermelon juice for me.

Er, when is the last time you had kuaci? :p



Sometimes I wonder......

If nothing sticks to Teflon how do they stick Teflon to the pan?

[Dino]

:eek: No more watermelon juice for me.

Er, when is the last time you had kuaci? :p



Sometimes I wonder......

If nothing sticks to Teflon how do they stick Teflon to the pan?

You wonder too much......:p

[Alkapocino]

I wonder.....

If love is blind, is lingerie considered Braille?

[ungsutiong]

Where do they get seeds to plant seedless watermelons?
Mr Alka, The Godfather of all Godfathers,
Have you ever wondered why the melons are big, round & juicy?
Why seedless melons? Why not wonder about seedless mango?
Why, why, tell me why......etc - taken from the lyrics of a song by Sheena Easton.

[Alkapocino]

Mr Alka, The Godfather of all Godfathers,
Have you ever wondered why the melons are big, round & juicy?
Why seedless melons? Why not wonder about seedless mango?
Why, why, tell me why......etc - taken from the lyrics of a song by Sheena Easton.
I only know about seedless papaya, I don't know much about seedless mango. Care to tell? ;)

[Alkapocino]

Have you ever wonder...

Why do men have nipples?

[Oddfather]

Have you ever wonder...

Why do men have nipples?
Since you have a wondering mind this morning, why you never wonder you still have hair when you woke up this morning?? :p

[Alkapocino]

Since you have a wondering mind this morning, why you never wonder you still have hair when you woke up this morning?? :p
Hehehe.....which hair are you talking about?

[ungsutiong]

I only know about seedless papaya, I don't know much about seedless mango. Care to tell? ;)
Just waiting for the discovery. If u r doing an exploration on this subject, please call me, calvin teh, andrewh, JimD, JimLoi, Big Chief & especially Alfred98. Alfred has been nominated the "Connoiseur of Fruits 2006".

[Oddfather]

Hehehe.....which hair are you talking about?
its for you to know. :p

[Alkapocino]

Just waiting for the discovery. If u r doing an exploration on this subject, please call me, calvin teh, andrewh, JimD, JimLoi, Big Chief & especially Alfred98. Alfred has been nominated the "Connoiseur of Fruits 2006".
I heard he is doing some research on planting seedless grapes in Kg. Acheh.

[Oddfather]

Just waiting for the discovery. If u r doing an exploration on this subject, please call me, calvin teh, andrewh, JimD, JimLoi, Big Chief & especially Alfred98. Alfred has been nominated the "Connoiseur of Fruits 2006".
oi....I am no expert in seedless mango..........prefer seedless watermelon.........so easy to wallop without having to worry about all the small seeds. :eek: :p

[Alkapocino]

Wonder why.....


Why do Kamikaze pilots wears helmets?

[Alkapocino]

oi....I am no expert in seedless mango..........prefer seedless watermelon.........so easy to wallop without having to worry about all the small seeds. :eek: :p
How about seedless grapes sir? But you need some skills to hold it right. Can be quite slippery at times.

[Oddfather]

How about seedless grapes sir? But you need some skills to hold it right. Can be quite slippery at times.
just hold the stem and bite one by one lor..........:eek: it would be better if smonebody can hold it for you.

[h2o]

Mr Alka, The Godfather of all Godfathers,
Have you ever wondered why the melons are big, round & juicy?
Why seedless melons? Why not wonder about seedless mango?
Why, why, tell me why......etc - taken from the lyrics of a song by Sheena Easton.
er isnt that a song by dino's idol? sammi

[Alkapocino]

just hold the stem and bite one by one lor..........:eek: it would be better if smonebody can hold it for you.
Can ask hot mama T-Wei and Chris C to hold it for you lah! :p

[Alkapocino]

er isnt that a song by dino's idol? sammi
One is doughnut the other is yeow char keow mah!

[h2o]

Have you ever wonder...

Why do men have nipples?
do you feel that yours are under-utilized?

[Oddfather]

do you feel that yours are under-utilized?
muahahahahahahahaha............kekekekekeke....... ....hahahahahaha............:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[h2o]

One is doughnut the other is yeow char keow mah!
err need translation pls.....*scratch head*

[Alkapocino]

do you feel that yours are under-utilized?
Have to answer this or not ar? :p

[Alkapocino]

err need translation pls.....*scratch head*
One Sheena Easton, the other one Sammi Westen mah!

:wacko:
p/s : what am i talking about? :wacko: :p

[Alkapocino]

I wonder....

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

[h2o]

Have to answer this or not ar? :p
definitely!
and do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

[dreamwh]

Have you ever wonder...

Why do men have nipples?


Actually, I read in the Discover magazine a long time ago (1992 i think) that men can actually lactate, if stimulated... That means nipples have a function. No joke.

Google it... got lotsa articles on the net.

[Alkapocino]

definitely!
and do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
I wonder why you are so keen to know? :p

[Dino]

Actually, I read in the Discover magazine a long time ago (1992 i think) that men can actually lactate, if stimulated... That means nipples have a function. No joke.

Google it... got lotsa articles on the net.

How to check if mine's hooked up?? :squeeze: :p

[Alkapocino]

Actually, I read in the Discover magazine a long time ago (1992 i think) that men can actually lactate, if stimulated... That means nipples have a function. No joke.

Google it... got lotsa articles on the net.
Thanks dreamwh for the info. I have discovered something new today. :)

[h2o]

How to check if mine's hooked up?? :squeeze: :p
ouch.....u mean u are considering getting a nipple ring?

[Alkapocino]

sometimes I wonder.....

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

[Oddfather]

ouch.....u mean u are considering getting a nipple ring?
pull the cow by the ring on the nose....pull the dino by the ring on the .............:eek: :p

[Dino]

ouch.....u mean u are considering getting a nipple ring?

Hooked up means "connected"......so in this case...how do i know if mine is working like the opposite sex loooor....:p

[Alkapocino]

ever wonder....

Why do some displays of "I Love You Only" Valentine cards sell them in multi-packs?

[h2o]

Hooked up means "connected"......so in this case...how do i know if mine is working like the opposite sex loooor....:p
me cannot answer this q........gotta ask one of the doctors in the house

[Dino]

me cannot answer this q........gotta ask one of the doctors in the house

Hehehe...i was just kidding around.....
Anyway...Alka.....you got the same email also huh...:p

[Alkapocino]

Hehehe...i was just kidding around.....
Anyway...Alka.....you got the same email also huh...:p
Ahem! What is that again?

[Alkapocino]

Sometimes I wonder.....

Do fish get thirsty?

[andrewjpan]

Sometimes I wonder.....

Do fish get thirsty?
where's fishingman, fishboy, fishing cow, and [f]ish?

[h2o]

when we were little mr moses tay let his two houses (next door to ours) to german engineers working at the naval base. they used to ask my mom abt the local food and even tried durian once!

one day my mom cooked some hock chew fishballs (the ones with meat filling in the middle) and took them over. mrs kohler exclaimed: "i never knew fish had balls?!?"

[h2o]

i wonder what triggered me to share that story?:confused:

[Alkapocino]

when we were little mr moses tay let his two houses (next door to ours) to german engineers working at the naval base. they used to ask my mom abt the local food and even tried durian once!

one day my mom cooked some hock chew fishballs (the ones with meat filling in the middle) and took them over. mrs kohler exclaimed: "i never knew fish had balls?!?"
:laugh: Can't stop laughing. Need to clean my screen again. :laugh:

[andrewjpan]

:laugh: Can't stop laughing. Need to clean my screen again. :laugh:
stop licking the screen la...

[h2o]

stop licking the screen la...
wot's on it andy?

[andrewjpan]

wot's on it andy?
don't know... but i heard it's something white... :p :p

[Odysseus]

If nothing sticks to Teflon how do they stick Teflon to the pan?
Double sided ma....

[dreamwh]

They don't stick Teflon to the pan, they stick the pan to the TEFLON...

[siewjang]

I wonder why it is called a rubber tree yet it is as hard as a wood:D

[euj]

They don't stick Teflon to the pan, they stick the pan to the TEFLON...
please explain dream. how does that work?

[athena]

i tot teflon is sprayed on? :blink:

[alfred98]

Just waiting for the discovery. If u r doing an exploration on this subject, please call me, calvin teh, andrewh, JimD, JimLoi, Big Chief & especially Alfred98. Alfred has been nominated the "Connoiseur of Fruits 2006".
Wei!!! Apa ini whor???? Me dono french lah...or issit french ah?????:p

[Chris C]

I wonder why it is called a rubber tree yet it is as hard as a wood:D
Woohooo!!!! Our beloved HJ is back!!!!....*Muaks*.....:D

[athena]

I wonder why it is called a rubber tree yet it is as hard as a wood:D
sighting of jang!!!!!

[alfred98]

I wonder why it is called a rubber tree yet it is as hard as a wood:D
Hahaha!!! Yah and why they call lubber instead condom ah????:p

[alfred98]

Woohooo!!!! Our beloved HJ is back!!!!....*Muaks*.....:D
Ok! Cendol on the house!!!!! Muaks.....SJ!!!

[euj]

Woohooo!!!! Our beloved HJ is back!!!!....*Muaks*.....:D
yay! welcome back ah jang!!!

[alfred98]

Pop corn ready lioa but she dissapeared already!!! Aiyah too late!!!!:(

[Oddfather]

I stop womdering why since Ah Jang is back.

Good to see you back.

ran out of emergency leave liao, ar??? Just wondering!!! :p :laugh: :laugh:

[Fishingman]

I wonder why Alka so facinated by exhaust pipes...

[Alkapocino]

I wonder why Alka so facinated by exhaust pipes...
No big no small!!!!!


ever wonder.....


Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

[Oddfather]

Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
never bcoz its clear......:p

[Alkapocino]

I wonder why it is called a rubber tree yet it is as hard as a wood:D
I wonder if Ah Jang signature's is still valid? :p

Welcome back YRH Hijack Queen!

[cucuan]

Ever wonder why we sometimes fail to wonder about all the wonders of life and appreciate the wonders of all the living wonders.

cucuan

[Oddfather]

Ever wonder why we sometimes fail to wonder about all the wonders of life and appreciate the wonders of all the living wonders.

cucuan
we are too caught up with our daily lives or take things for granted and fail to stop and smell the roses by the wayside i.e. God's creation. :)

[h2o]

Ever wonder why we sometimes fail to wonder about all the wonders of life and appreciate the wonders of all the living wonders.

cucuan
this has got to be the 'chim'-est tongue twister i have ever heard

[Fishingman]

Sometimes I wonder why we have to trim the hair on our head but not elsewhere?

[Hammerhead]

Sometimes I wonder why we have to trim the hair on our head but not elsewhere?
You may not....but some others do:D .........many years ago, I found myself in an interesting situation where I was sharing a house with 4 girls. When I moved in, I found that there were lots of shaving cream and razors in the bathroom...blur,blur liao..I asked "eh I thot I am the onli guy living here"....my, my...did i get educated that day....:D

[JC]

You may not....but some others do:D .........many years ago, I found myself in an interesting situation where I was sharing a house with 4 girls. When I moved in, I found that there were lots of shaving cream and razors in the bathroom...blur,blur liao..I asked "eh I thot I am the onli guy living here"....my, my...did i get educated that day....:D
WHAT DID YOU SEE??? :eek: :blink:

Please, more info please... jerrychoo: this is going to be a great lesson.. come and listen to hammarhead...

[Hammerhead]

WHAT DID YOU SEE??? :eek: :blink:

Please, more info please... jerrychoo: this is going to be a great lesson.. come and listen to hammarhead...
Onli see some "shreds" of evidence....but imagination running wild:laugh: ..but guess what...it was great to be the onli guy in the house...never once did I have to do any cleaning..and on most days..food alredi cooked for me when i get home:cool:

[JC]

Such bliss... to be served by 4 girls... :)

[Hammerhead]

Such bliss... to be served by 4 girls... :)
yeah..those were the days..:)

[alfred98]

yeah..those were the days..:)
Yah yah!! Now served by one lady onli lah.....:eek:

[Oddfather]

Yah yah!! Now served by one lady onli lah.....:eek:
Sometimes I wonder.........how many are serving you?? :)

[alfred98]

Sometimes I wonder.........how many are serving you?? :)
Lets see U mean my wife and 2 maids and all the nurses counted???:p

[Oddfather]

Lets see U mean my wife and 2 maids and all the nurses counted???:p
yup. Everyone that wears skirt under your wings. :p

[JC]

I wonder why Superman need to wear his underwear on the outside... :wacko:

[Hammerhead]

I wonder why Superman need to wear his underwear on the outside... :wacko:
Probably more aerodynamic..:D

[shiruikage]

ever wonder why the phrase "hot as hell" and "cold as hell" refers to two diff things, and yet refer to the same place? so is hell hot or cold?

[Fishingman]

ever wonder why the phrase "hot as hell" and "cold as hell" refers to two diff things, and yet refer to the same place? so is hell hot or cold?
Don't intend to go there so don't care!:laugh:

[andrewjpan]

when hell freezes over

[Alkapocino]

Ever wonder how many people in this planet are watching tonight's game of Man United vs. Chelsea ?

[Oddfather]

Ever wonder how many people in this planet are watching tonight's game of Man United vs. Chelsea ?
whatever the number is, minus one :)

[JC]

minus 2

[monay]

what game? minus 3.

[Oddfather]

Game over.

[TK Ho]

Game over.

So, who won? (Not that I follow the Premier league):wacko:

[Oddfather]

You are there and you ask a Q a thousand miles away!!
Go ask your nurses. Am sure they will give you a satisfiying answer!!

[andrewjpan]

satisfying answer.... hmmm...

[Oddfather]

satisfying answer.... hmmm...
Go back to sleep.......and dream on.

[Alkapocino]

I wonder how Sir Alex felt after the game?

[Oddfather]

Wished he never woke up from the dream.

[TK Ho]

You are there and you ask a Q a thousand miles away!!
Go ask your nurses. Am sure they will give you a satisfiying answer!!

satisfying answer.... hmmm...

Huh? What??:wacko:

[monay]

sometimes i wonder what it would be like if i had been born 200 years earlier.....

[JC]

sometimes i wonder what it would be like if i had been born 200 years earlier.....
no Internet?? :h: :huh: :crying:

[Dino]

no Internet?? :h: :huh: :crying:

Thats the least of my worry.....think dentists....

[athena]

surgeons....that's even more scary....those antique medical instruments look more like instruments of torture!!!

[JC]

No HIV or Bird Flu. :)

[Dino]

surgeons....that's even more scary....those antique medical instruments look more like instruments of torture!!!

Imagine if you need to get legs or arm amputated....

[andrewjpan]

don't la give people nightmares...

[TK Ho]

Imagine if you need to get legs or arm amputated....

Dino, it doesn't make it any better to get your leg or arm amputated at this time of century. :p

[Hammerhead]

sometimes i wonder what it would be like if i had been born 200 years earlier.....
That would make you very old indeed..:laugh:

[Fishingman]

No HIV or Bird Flu. :)
But got lotsa others wor... not to mention war and other stuff that causes much suffering. I'm really grateful for living in a time and place where war is far away. I really hope we don't have to go through it in our lifetime.

[h2o]

.........many years ago, I found myself in an interesting situation where I was sharing a house with 4 girls. When I moved in, I found that there were lots of shaving cream and razors in the bathroom...blur,blur liao..I asked "eh I thot I am the onli guy living here"....my, my...did i get educated that day....
you lucky ducky

I wonder why Superman need to wear his underwear on the outside... :wacko:
fashion statement mah......

i wonder why acsians are such a close-knit bunch even after so many years

[Hades]

i wonder....
how come ppl must have pornography?? :p

[Oddfather]

i wonder....
how come ppl must have pornography?? :p
bcoz you are one yrself. :eek:

[Odysseus]

i wonder....
how come ppl must have pornography?? :p
Like CBT stuff lo... no need to go for classes ma..

[Hades]

umm, juz for the record, i do not possess any pornographic materials...haha juz wondering how come ppl would find it interesting only....

[Alkapocino]

umm, juz for the record, i do not possess any pornographic materials...haha juz wondering how come ppl would find it interesting only....
This is what we call basic instinct?? :D

[Hades]

This is what we call basic instinct?? :D
ah ic...so dat means i dun have the basic instinct....:crying:

[Alkapocino]

ah ic...so dat means i dun have the basic instinct....:crying:
I heard from daBall you have animal instinct. So, it is perfectly fine for someone your age! Hehehehe....

[Hades]

I heard from daBall you have animal instinct. So, it is perfectly fine for someone your age! Hehehehe....

everyone must survive u see...i've gifted with the talent of pouncing my prey hahaha

[Alkapocino]

everyone must survive u see...i've gifted with the talent of pouncing my prey hahaha
Your prey? I thought you are the one being hunted? Hehehehe...

[Hades]

Your prey? I thought you are the one being hunted? Hehehehe...

well it does depends on the place u see...
if pub or clubs, well i'm not a fan of preying ppl there...coz in the dark they can be gorgeous, but when u see them under light, u might get the fright of ur life! hehe
so i would let them do the pouncing, not me...
but if places like libraries, or malls, well i guess i dun mind...haha coz u can see where u're getting ur hands at :cool:

[Oddfather]

well it does depends on the place u see...
if pub or clubs, well i'm not a fan of preying ppl there...coz in the dark they can be gorgeous, but when u see them under light, u might get the fright of ur life! hehe
so i would let them do the pouncing, not me...
but if places like libraries, or malls, well i guess i dun mind...haha coz u can see where u're getting ur hands at :cool:
Check it out first, man!!!

[Adele]

well it does depends on the place u see...
if pub or clubs, well i'm not a fan of preying ppl there...coz in the dark they can be gorgeous, but when u see them under light, u might get the fright of ur life! hehe
so i would let them do the pouncing, not me...
but if places like libraries, or malls, well i guess i dun mind...haha coz u can see where u're getting ur hands at :cool:

you??? since when???

[Hades]

everyone has their deep and dark secrets my friend...muahahaha

[Adele]

everyone has their deep and dark secrets my friend...muahahaha

deep dark secrets in the libraries? you must be watching too much Harry Potter. which kinda makes me wonder, why not only kids enjoy this wizard in the making? :weird:

[Hades]

deep dark secrets in the libraries? you must be watching too much Harry Potter. which kinda makes me wonder, why not only kids enjoy this wizard in the making? :weird:

stop being blur...:mad:

[Adele]

stop being blur...:mad:

not being blur! just wondering! it is after all a thread to wonder right?? why are you getting all mad with me all??? :unsure:

[Chris C]

:laugh: ....I wonder why Cal and Adele always have cat fights....:p

[Hades]

hahaha where got mad...juz playing only ma, some ppl must take it so personally meh?

[Adele]

:laugh: ....I wonder why Cal and Adele always have cat fights....:p

he sometimes like to venture into his feminine side and start a cat fight with me. :p what can i say? (yet again!) i'm THAT attractive. hehehehe!! honestly, i think you should ask him 'coz he started it this time! hmph! :p

[Chris C]

:laugh: ....u 2....:laugh:

[Hades]

sometimes i juz wonder...
is it THAT difficult to let go of 1 person's pride?? hmm...yea for me sometimes it's hard but still have to learn....:squeeze:

[Adele]

sometimes i juz wonder...
is it THAT difficult to let go of 1 person's pride?? hmm...yea for me sometimes it's hard but still have to learn....:squeeze:

speaking of yourself?? :unsure:

[Hades]

speaking of yourself?? :unsure:
everyone in general...i guess u all would know who u are...

[JC]

I wonder: What brand on shuttlecock they use for Thomas Cup?

[TK Ho]

I wonder: What brand on shuttlecock they use for Thomas Cup?

Yonex

[Oddfather]

What about shoes??

[Alkapocino]

I wonder if it's Buy And Throw Away (BATA)?

[Hades]

professional badminton players wear only the best shoes in the world...which is... Fong Keong :cool:

[JC]

I wonder if it's Fung Keong... :cool:

[Oddfather]

Sometimes I wonder............ why giraffe sleep standing up??

[Hades]

I wonder if it's Fung Keong... :cool:

or was it foong keong?? :unsure:

[JC]

Or was it Foong Kiong? :p

[Hades]

well, janji we know wat it is la.... hahaha

[Alkapocino]

FK or Fung Keong is the best shoes in the 70's till the end of 80's until Nike and Reeboks invaded our shops!

I wonder why Nike shoes being questioned over the many incidents of metatarsal bone injuries lately?

[Hades]

FK or Fung Keong is the best shoes in the 70's till the end of 80's until Nike and Reeboks invaded our shops!

I wonder why Nike shoes being questioned over the many incidents of metatarsal bone injuries lately?

well all i know is i dun like nike at all. haha not durable wan...i'd rather have adidas shoes!! which of coz i'm wearing it now at work as well...

[Fishingman]

Sometimes I wonder............ why giraffe sleep standing up??
Coz they can't find a pillow long enough!:laugh:

[Oddfather]

Coz they can't find a pillow long enough!:laugh:
Pillow or bed?? :blink:

[Hades]

i wonder...y ostrich has to sleep with their head in the ground

[Oddfather]

i wonder...y ostrich has to sleep with their head in the ground
so that the arse can be high in the air!! :eek: :amazed:

[Hades]

so that the arse can be high in the air!! :eek: :amazed:

and shoots farts like a geizer? :eek:

[Oddfather]

and shoots farts like a geizer? :eek:
you are getting the idea, my man. :eek: :laugh:

[Hades]

you are getting the idea, my man. :eek: :laugh:

hahaha fank u fank u...

:laugh:

sometimes i juz wonder...y when they say malaysia is a gold mine when they know that rich ppl wil get richer and poor ppl will get poorer?? optimists?

[fishboy]

sometimes i wonder how to "kenakan" person who likes showing off ..

[Oddfather]

sometimes i wonder how to "kenakan" person who likes showing off ..
when you find out, let us know!! :cool:

[Alkapocino]

sometimes i wonder how to "kenakan" person who likes showing off ..
sometimes i wonder who are you referring to? :squeeze:

[fishboy]

sometimes i also wonder whats on a rapist's mind after he did it..

[SS2006]

sometimes i also wonder whats on a rapist's mind after he did it..
A sick sense of conquest?:sick: :mad: