AndrewJ Abducted By Aliens?

[dragoncity99]

Where is AndrewJ? Yo bro, come out come out wherever u r.

U ken lun, but u kenot hide. Koko sayang, faster come out.

Is he really abducted by Aliens, and being interrogated by them?

What could be the reason for the abduction?


I can think of:
1. He's good looking
2. Good breeding species for their alienkind.
3. He got the secret receipe to cooking "Durian KangKung Belacan".

[PreciousPearl]

..........u forgot to add:
he knows the lyrics to some dem weird songs
LOL
AndrewJ - come out come out wherever u r
the forum no fun wivout u lerr

[SS2006]

Andrewjpan...all your kor kor and jia jia here miss you. Please come back!!!

[dragoncity99]

..........u forgot to add:
he knows the lyrics to some dem weird songs
LOL
AndrewJ - come out come out wherever u r
the forum no fun wivout u lerr

Oh yes, ter-forgot oledi, thank u PP ;)


Yalo AndrewJ, let's sing a song.

Ke Leng Lai, Kang Baba, - (Guest come look for Daddy)
Baba Bu Zai Jia, - (Daddy not home)
Wo Ching Ke Leng Qing Hui Jia, - (I invite guest go home)
Zai Gei Ta Yi Ge Jiao. - (Oso gif him a leg)

This is my kindergarten song at i was in Kindergarten. Teacher teach me the ori one, so i modify to another version to sing at home to my dogs.

My dogs like it, coz he's wagging his tail ma. But my mum say is nonsense :laugh:

[alfred98]

Cheee the alien take him also will reject him one later...eat so much, swear at the alien...see see reject liao.....:laugh:

[dragoncity99]

Hahahaha, doc mebbe the aliens are all female one, they need some human species that's man enuf.

The problem is all the male aliens died during the Tom Cruise's "War of The Worlds". Now they are widowed, andrew must be the new husband and they encourage polygamy.


They like something hard and violent and vulgar. If im not wrong, AndrewJ can sing like Eminem. Especially the song "@$$ Like That" & "Lose Yourself" :Laugh: which is their favourite.

[SS2006]

Hahahaha, doc mebbe the aliens are all female one, they need some human species that's man enuf.

The problem is all the male aliens died during the Tom Cruise's "War of The Worlds". Now they are widowed, andrew must be the new husband and they encourage polygamy.


They like something hard and violent and vulgar. If im not wrong, AndrewJ can sing like Eminem. Especially the song "@$$ Like That" & "Lose Yourself" :Laugh: which is their favourite.
How do you know dragon? You've been there and back?:sus:
So do you like it? Do they like you? :p

[alfred98]

Hahahaha!! Can U tell then where I live ah..sounds like good life leh!!!!:laugh:

[dragoncity99]

How do you know dragon? You've been there and back?:sus:
So do you like it? Do they like you? :p
I know from one of the female aliens loh jie jie. She use to MSN me one.

I ask her if i can join o not.....she got 3 fingers per hand, and she gif me the middle one lo

Im not their type ma. They wan ANdrewJ, he got more meat. Got more muscle.

Hahahaha!! Can U tell then where I live ah..sounds like good life leh!!!!:laugh:
Yayayaya, good loh bro, they feed u with the best food they can get from planet earth. The not so good life is to become their mating slave loh. Tiring and stressful job.

Imagine, we wan 2 go Jabatan Pendaftaran queueing up in the counter to register MyKad. That poor counter fella haf to none stop service all of us.

[alfred98]

I know from one of the female aliens loh jie jie. She use to MSN me one.

I ask her if i can join o not.....she got 3 fingers per hand, and she gif me the middle one lo

Im not their type ma. They wan ANdrewJ, he got more meat. Got more muscle.


Yayayaya, good loh bro, they feed u with the best food they can get from planet earth. The not so good life is to become their mating slave loh. Tiring and stressful job.

Imagine, we wan 2 go Jabatan Pendaftaran queueing up in the counter to register MyKad. That poor counter fella haf to none stop service all of us.
Yalor...the stress is after 9 months later all the babies come out we have to line up for the birth cert lor.....

[dragoncity99]

Actually why still need birth cert ah? If hilang how ah? Is the gohmen going to computerize it?

Bro, u can give birth cert one o not ah? Or the gohmen oni can? At least when i face unplanned fatherhood, i know wat to do :laugh:

[alfred98]

Actually why still need birth cert ah? If hilang how ah? Is the gohmen going to computerize it?

Bro, u can give birth cert one o not ah? Or the gohmen oni can? At least when i face unplanned fatherhood, i know wat to do :laugh:
Gahment onli lah....never bro!! Anything for U lah!!!! Don't ask me to murder that's all!!!:laugh:

[SS2006]

I know from one of the female aliens loh jie jie. She use to MSN me one.

I ask her if i can join o not.....she got 3 fingers per hand, and she gif me the middle one lo

Im not their type ma. They wan ANdrewJ, he got more meat. Got more muscle.


Yayayaya, good loh bro, they feed u with the best food they can get from planet earth. The not so good life is to become their mating slave loh. Tiring and stressful job.

Imagine, we wan 2 go Jabatan Pendaftaran queueing up in the counter to register MyKad. That poor counter fella haf to none stop service all of us.
Drago...you really crack me up!:laugh:

[dragoncity99]

Gahment onli lah....never bro!! Anything for U lah!!!! Don't ask me to murder that's all!!!:laugh:

Hahhahaa, wah lau, so farni lah bro.
Child abortion consider murder o not? :laugh:

Drago...you really crack me up!:laugh:
;) hehehehe

[PreciousPearl]

Ke Leng Lai, Kang Baba, - (Guest come look for Daddy)
Baba Bu Zai Jia, - (Daddy not home)
Wo Ching Ke Leng Qing Hui Jia, - (I invite guest go home)
Zai Gei Ta Yi Ge Jiao. - (Oso gif him a leg)

This is my kindergarten song at i was in Kindergarten. Teacher teach me the ori one, so i modify to another version to sing at home to my dogs.

My dogs like it, coz he's wagging his tail ma. But my mum say is nonsense :laugh:
wharrrr.....your dogs so hungry eat the leg issit :sick: :laugh:

[TingMS]

AndrewJPan,

Will buy you good lobster dinner in JB if you reply this post...

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[SS2006]

AndrewJPan,

Will buy you good lobster dinner in JB if you reply this post...

:laugh: :laugh:
Andrewj, quickly reply this post, then i also can tumpang rezeki lobster.:D

[Alkapocino]

AndrewJPan,

Will buy you good lobster dinner in JB if you reply this post...

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Can I 'chup' for him!!! :laugh:

To redeem this, I will post a picture of him.

[Fishingman]

Andrew kena abducted and he enjoyed all those probes so much now he don't wanna come back alreadi. :)

[SS2006]

Can I 'chup' for him!!! :laugh:

To redeem this, I will post a picture of him.
Cannot, Andrewj must redeem meal plus HG and my company in person.

[dragoncity99]

wharrrr.....your dogs so hungry eat the leg issit :sick: :laugh:
Hehehe ;)

I oso gif him a kick on the butt oso muahahaha. So bad horrr.


ANdrewJ, if u can still breath, please reply ya. If u reply i bring u go eat "ABALONE" & "Fruit Orchard". ROFL

"Alien Fruit" not tasty one. Green and very geli one. "Man Made Fruit" more tasty.

[SS2006]

Andrewj was here this morning worr...why suddenly he become so shy?

[dragoncity99]

He got no face to see us oledi. :mad:

So silly boy, i know lah he kena raped by aliens and tortured like nobody's business. But bro AndrewJ, u r still our good tee tee and the same tee tee.

Physically, mentally and soulful-ly. Although, u r like a white paper, by contaminated by those ugly green inks. Nevermind, we still care for u.

If u happen to be able 2 access their PC, please do not hesitate to dial 5 for SOS.

If the Maxis network say, the number u dial is not is in service. U can scream and shout for "HELP". That works most of the time ALTHOUGH 99.9% CHANCE OF FAILURE COZ U ABDUCTED BY ALIENS. At lest u tried.

[Fishingman]

He got no face to see us oledi. :mad:

So silly boy, i know lah he kena raped by aliens and tortured like nobody's business. But bro AndrewJ, u r still our good tee tee and the same tee tee.

Physically, mentally and soulful-ly. Although, u r like a white paper, by contaminated by those ugly green inks. Nevermind, we still care for u.

If u happen to be able 2 access their PC, please do not hesitate to dial 5 for SOS.

If the Maxis network say, the number u dial is not is in service. U can scream and shout for "HELP". That works most of the time ALTHOUGH 99.9% CHANCE OF FAILURE COZ U ABDUCTED BY ALIENS. At lest u tried.
Wah! I tot anal probe is bad enough..... kena raped pulak!:squeeze:

[dragoncity99]

Wah! I tot anal probe is bad enough..... kena raped pulak!:squeeze:
"Anal probe" ??? :blink: :laugh: hahahah

Wut to do, he too leng chai oledi.

Fishingman, can xplain further ah, this "Anal Probe" thingy? Im curious.

[Fishingman]

"Anal probe" ??? :blink: :laugh: hahahah

Wut to do, he too leng chai oledi.

Fishingman, can xplain further ah, this "Anal Probe" thingy? Im curious.
Go ask Andrew or walk around with a sign saying "COME GET SOME YOU ALIENS".:laugh:

[dragoncity99]

Go ask Andrew or walk around with a sign saying "COME GET SOME YOU ALIENS".:laugh:

Okay Fishingman, i prefer ask Andrew loh, coz i don wan 2 kena test drive by Aliens.

I sure flying shadow kick them down there until blue black and make them kneel down cry for mummy. If they come near me :mad:

Make them suffer nine months bandage in the Alien Ward..and counting all the whole plastic bag of viagra.

[andrewjpan]

buggers... i've been caughing blood... went to see dr. jim loi... he said nothing wrong... now i come into forum see this happening...

anal probe? that's alka's department ok... the only anal probing that i know of is alka probing the anaxhaust pipe of BC's bike... got a really good picture of that... will post that one soon...

[SS2006]

buggers... i've been caughing blood... went to see dr. jim loi... he said nothing wrong... now i come into forum see this happening...

anal probe? that's alka's department ok... the only anal probing that i know of is alka probing the anaxhaust pipe of BC's bike... got a really good picture of that... will post that one soon...
Clap, clap, clap....the famous Andrewj is here!!! And i get to eat lobster dinner....
Happyghost...where are you?:D

[andrewjpan]

yeah... since you brought it up shirls, i'll be coming over to claim my lobster meal and shirls, gpan, daboss and who ever is in singapore, jb and batam is invited!!

haha

[SS2006]

yeah... since you brought it up shirls, i'll be coming over to claim my lobster meal and shirls, gpan, daboss and who ever is in singapore, jb and batam is invited!!

haha
AndrewJPan,

Will buy you good lobster dinner in JB if you reply this post...

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Andrewj, just reply this post from Happyghost and we'll all get free lobster!:laugh:

[andrewjpan]

Rombongan Sambil Makan Lobster... Marilah Kawan-Kawan kita pergi ke JB bersama-sama.

[Big Chief]

Rombongan Sambil Makan Lobster... Marilah Kawan-Kawan kita pergi ke JB bersama-sama.

Bila?

[andrewjpan]

tidak tau lagi, kena check schedule

[Big Chief]

I smell FOOD!

[andrewjpan]

I smell FOOD!
that's the sauce from the sotong dish that you dripped on your shirt la....

[Big Chief]

that's the sauce from the sotong dish that you dripped on your shirt la....

You mean the same sause that alka rubbed on JC's arse?

[andrewjpan]

You mean the same sause that alka rubbed on JC's arse?
u mean he dripped it on your shirt after he did that??

gross...

[Fishingman]

AndrewJ, punggung masih sakit kah? Manyak dalam-keh dia olang probe?

[andrewjpan]

mana ada probe... alka the one probe jcwong and BC's exhause pipe la...

[Big Chief]

mana ada probe... alka the one probe jcwong and BC's exhause pipe la...

Now my exhaust pipe extra loud

[andrewjpan]

Now my exhaust pipe extra loud
extra loud?

hmmm... ok... i was thinking it would be softer... maybe alka "UnLoAdEd" some stuff inside... haha

[Big Chief]

extra loud?

hmmm... ok... i was thinking it would be softer... maybe alka "UnLoAdEd" some stuff inside... haha

Maybe got some carbon off. Less friction ma....

[dragoncity99]

Aha, at last my bro AndrewJ is here. Good good, lobster, oysters, papaya, duku langsat, all mari2 come out to out.

We can exchange or share. Can oso ask big chief to host the "SMOKE CULTURE". In between, we put girls and boys alternately. :laugh:

[alfred98]

What happen andrewj???? Why alka got probe or what......Wah wanna porbe use my probe leh.....hehe!!!! No dirty mind here ah!!!! I mean scan probe lah....Ok!! Ghosttttttt!!!! Lobster on the house!!!!!!:laugh:

[dragoncity99]

Pregnancy prob doc? :blink: :laugh:

[TingMS]

What happen andrewj???? Why alka got probe or what......Wah wanna porbe use my probe leh.....hehe!!!! No dirty mind here ah!!!! I mean scan probe lah....Ok!! Ghosttttttt!!!! Lobster on the house!!!!!!:laugh:


Fulamak, bankraplah aku macam ini....
ingat andrewjpan seorang, rupanya seluruh kampung nak ikut...
andrewjpan, lu ada manyak pengikut arh....:laugh:

[andrewjpan]

haha... biasa la tu.... ok lar... to save cost why not you come down to kl, and all those from citi 'A' wan come up here too ... then cab belanja us makan Lobster la...

don't think wr wanna hire bus go to jb... unless happyghost want to sponsor la...

:eek: :eek::eek::eek:

[SS2006]

haha... biasa la tu.... ok lar... to save cost why not you come down to kl, and all those from citi 'A' wan come up here too ... then cab belanja us makan Lobster la...

don't think wr wanna hire bus go to jb... unless happyghost want to sponsor la...

:::eek:
Cannot change venue...must be in JB, horr HG?:D
I'll be in JB tmrw to Sunday....Good Friday holidays!
Hurray, hurray it's a holi, holiday!!!
Andrewjpan, you're coming? Or else i'll eat your share.:D

[andrewjpan]

ehhhh..... shirls wanna makan my share? cannot... if not for me you got no makan right?

so better go find HG, pull him by the ear... get on AirAsia plane to kl... and we all go makan makan...

[SS2006]

ehhhh..... shirls wanna makan my share? cannot... if not for me you got no makan right?

so better go find HG, pull him by the ear... get on AirAsia plane to kl... and we all go makan makan...
You take Airasia come to JB...JB got very fresh lobster, KL none.:laugh:

[andrewjpan]

true... here got no fresh lobster... only got live one... can choose from the tank which one u want...

[SS2006]

true... here got no fresh lobster... only got live one... can choose from the tank which one u want...
What tank?:eek: :sus:

[andrewjpan]

What tank?:eek: :sus:
the tank where all the live fishes and crabs live in...

[alfred98]

Septic tank hei???? Ah lobster CTA1 also got lah....wanna try????:cool:

[TingMS]

ehhhh..... shirls wanna makan my share? cannot... if not for me you got no makan right?

so better go find HG, pull him by the ear... get on AirAsia plane to kl... and we all go makan makan...

bankrap liao...
bankrap liao...

anyone working at the bank? can apply for loan or not.... :o

[SS2006]

bankrap liao...
bankrap liao...

anyone working at the bank? can apply for loan or not.... :o
Next time dun simply promise people lobster dinner.:amused:
I can give you personal loan, at 5% interest...per day!:eek:

[Alkapocino]

Next time dun simply promise people lobster dinner.:amused:
I can give you personal loan, at 5% interest...per day!:eek:
That's not personal loan..that's dai ee loan!!!! :laugh:

Habis happyghost!

[andrewjpan]

Next time dun simply promise people lobster dinner.:amused:
I can give you personal loan, at 5% interest...per day!:eek:
5% a day ah?!?!?

i give u 4% a day lar!!!

[alfred98]

Wah so many tai yee long here ah...police tangkap ini orang!!!!
Ghost! Old frend here give loan no interest one ok!!!!:p

[TK Ho]

the tank where all the live fishes and crabs live in...

ajp-ah, Mr Patrick will get heart attack if he reads this-lah. He always mention no plural for fish.:p

[Jim.Loi]

Wah so many tai yee long here ah...police tangkap ini orang!!!!
Ghost! Old frend here give loan no interest one ok!!!!:p
Thai is becuz he knows he can't get much interest out from you mah...:eek:

[SS2006]

Wah so many tai yee long here ah...police tangkap ini orang!!!!
Ghost! Old frend here give loan no interest one ok!!!!:p
Loctor, i also want! RM 1 million only, ok? i return you 50 years later...no interest!
ajp-ah, Mr Patrick will get heart attack if he reads this-lah. He always mention no plural for fish.:p
Haha...that's true. Get andrewj to learn English 1119 from Mr Patrick.

[Oddfather]

ajp-ah, Mr Patrick will get heart attack if he reads this-lah. He always mention no plural for fish.:p
if he comes in, no need for him to see only this, just see the malish we use all over the Forum, he would go:wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

[andrewjpan]

if he comes in, no need for him to see only this, just see the malish we use all over the Forum, he would go
please la... don't let him come in here... he will get the OPA to close doen the forum for usage of bad engrish la...

:eek::p

[dragoncity99]

I think he won kua AndrewJ bro. He's not working ma. Okay lah hahahaha.....

HOw is he ah? Din see him very long time oledi. My mum used to see in in pasar often last time when she selling vege behind LG.

How's her daughter ah? Any news?

[andrewjpan]

I think he won kua AndrewJ bro. He's not working ma. Okay lah hahahaha.....

HOw is he ah? Din see him very long time oledi. My mum used to see in in pasar often last time when she selling vege behind LG.

How's her daughter ah? Any news?
what the hell is that signiture of yours?!?!?

[dragoncity99]

Hehehehe, it's some meaningful words my mum shared.

Hey, i got some nice and farni stuff to share here:

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/fword.swf

[andrewjpan]

sien... why forum so quiet wan...

[JC]

Have you checked your ass lately?

[andrewjpan]

Have you checked your ass lately?
it's perfectly fine...

[dragoncity99]

it's perfectly fine...
Hahahaha :laugh:

Are u sure, bro?

[andrewjpan]

Hahahaha :laugh:

Are u sure, bro?
yeah.... i am sure

[dragoncity99]

Okay, cool :cool:

Too quiet oledi, i agree on this. Hey u see presentation on fword.swf? So use it more often ya on MSN. hahahahaha

[andrewjpan]

what the f is fword.swf?

[dragoncity99]

Adoi, i post b4 oledi mah :(

This one lah:

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/fword.swf