Sotong Thread (Enter at your own risk)

[siewjang]

Ausman!!!!!! why you so blur, blur wan??????? It's Dr Muthukumar la. Not BohPian. Duhh.......

[siewjang]

Make sure he is just teasing me. Or else i would felt so sorry for him. Did he eat a live sotong ah? Still wriggling in his tummy ah?

[TingMS]

Make sure he is just teasing me. Or else i would felt so sorry for him. Did he eat a live sotong ah? Still wriggling in his tummy ah?


I didn;t know sotong can do that to a person...

wht type of sotong, live one, dead one or the one put to dry under the sun....

heheheeee....

:cool:

[Alkapocino]

While doing marketing at the TTDI wet market for the slimy sotongs, he accidentally press on one of their KKC and there it goes, "the whole face covered with sotong ink"....

[TingMS]

[QUOTE=Alkapocino] he accidentally press on one of their KKC and

KKC???

I thought it was KKB all the time...

heheeee

[siewjang]

KKB = the B stand for Bird

[Alkapocino]

Mine KKC is the hockchew version of KKB. Can be applied here too. :D

SiewJang has more stories about sotongs!! ;)

[Linkinfark]

Mine KKC is the hockchew version of KKB. Can be applied here too. :D

SiewJang has more stories about sotongs!! ;)

I heard that fisherman out at sea for months use sotongs to relieve their sexual tension... betul kah??

[Alkapocino]

I heard that fisherman out at sea for months use sotongs to relieve their sexual tension... betul kah??
I was waiting for siewjang's post on this matter, then you came in...way to go man Linkinfark.

That's what I heard too. But how?

[Linkinfark]

I was waiting for siewjang's post on this matter, then you came in...way to go man Linkinfark.

That's what I heard too. But how?

Ehh? Pretend dunno meh? Use your imagination then. If all else fails, go to Tesco and buy sotong. Ask Fulat to show you! :D

[siewjang]

No idea about the sexual thing. But talking about squids, it bought back memory while i bait for squids. It's a very interesting experience. You don't have to squeeze the KKC (or KKB) for the ink. Story too long. Interested party pm me. Don't want to bore the whole forum.

[daLady]

Ehh? Pretend dunno meh? Use your imagination then. If all else fails, go to Tesco and buy sotong. Ask Fulat to show you! :D

I can't imagine....as far as I can imagine, the squid seems more suitable as a protection gear rather than a tool to relieve...

[song cm]

I can't imagine....as far as I can imagine, the squid seems more suitable as a protection gear rather than a tool to relieve...

not a bad idea...somemore it has natural lubricant.....and cheaper than the normal protection gear.......

but I am not too keen on the success rate ...i think it is around 0%...

[Linkinfark]

I can't imagine....as far as I can imagine, the squid seems more suitable as a protection gear rather than a tool to relieve...

Agenda on 11/12/04
7pm - Arrival of alumni
8pm - Fulat sotong demonstration (Alka, pls buy 5 kg sotong from Tesco, fresh one ah!)
815pm - Male alumniers to follow as per Fulat's demo
820pm - Satisfied male alumniers go home.

[Alkapocino]

Can any of the moderators help me to starta a new thread called "Blur like Sotong" or "Sotong talk"?

This thread can go a long way now that Hijack queen, Likinfark, and the Empress have spoken. Please, anyone??
:D

[daLady]

not a bad idea...somemore it has natural lubricant.....and cheaper than the normal protection gear.......

but I am not too keen on the success rate ...i think it is around 0%...

Natural lubricant? Think it'll be too slippery in this case.
And success rate...what!!!...you did a study or is this another 'tried and tasted' talk?

Having read this sotong talk...think I'll stay away from my favourite crispy calamari for awhile now :D

[Alkapocino]

Natural lubricant? Think it'll be too slippery in this case.
And success rate...what!!!...you did a study or is this another 'tried and tasted' talk?

Having read this sotong talk...think I'll stay away from my favourite crispy calamari for awhile now :D
Calamari?

As Dino said: "Just don't forget to taste their testicles...ooops?"

[daLady]

Can any of the moderators help me to starta a new thread called "Blur like Sotong" or "Sotong talk"?

This thread can go a long way now that Hijack queen, Likinfark, and the Empress have spoken. Please, anyone??
:D

Aiyoh...you started it. Be forewarned...an angel is lurking around in this forum and may strike us with lightning for this sort of talk, especially you who initiated it :)

[Alkapocino]

Agenda on 11/12/04
7pm - Arrival of alumni
8pm - Fulat sotong demonstration (Alka, pls buy 5 kg sotong from Tesco, fresh one ah!)
815pm - Male alumniers to follow as per Fulat's demo
820pm - Satisfied male alumniers go home.
Are you sure Fulat can do it in such a short time?

[siewjang]

That angel talk like a sotong. Shalom, shalom

[Alkapocino]

Aiyoh...you started it. Be forewarned...an angel is lurking around in this forum and may strike us with lightning for this sort of talk, especially you who initiated it :)
Eeek....... :eek: Talk about blur like sotong also can kena strike ar? Angel ar Angel, please forgive me ar, next time I kena "char yau yu" (fried sotong) I come and look for you okay.

[arch-an-gel]

That angel talk like a sotong. Shalom, shalom


Normally Angel's greeting is longer..

Behold woman..Peace be unto you..
Glory be unto God Almighty, your Creator, the Alpha and Omega...
;)

[arch-an-gel]

Agenda on 11/12/04
7pm - Arrival of alumni
8pm - Fulat sotong demonstration (Alka, pls buy 5 kg sotong from Tesco, fresh one ah!)
815pm - Male alumniers to follow as per Fulat's demo
820pm - Satisfied male alumniers go home.


Behold!..Human Kind must learn to resist the evil, and it will flee from you...
the Angel is ready to draw the sword.. :cool:

[fishboy]

Behold!..Human Kind must learn to resist the evil, and it will flee from you...
the Angel is ready to draw the sword.. :cool:
angel, you wan to cut off fulat's peepee with your sword kah??

[Alkapocino]

It will need a BIG & sharp sword to do that. :p

[daLady]

No worries...angels don't cut...they shave only

[siewjang]

Lmaooooooooo, here comes daLady. don't play play. Very informative lady here. :rolleyes:

[TingMS]

heheheeee....

i am away for a while, and here, what the heck is all about...

sotong, pisau cukur, pisau besar.....

i am sure i miss a lot of things...

heheheeee.....

[daLady]

Learned it all from you sista...hehehe

[arch-an-gel]

angel, you wan to cut off fulat's peepee with your sword kah??


Angels don't joke when the Mighty Sword is drawn, :cool:

be prepare to :eek:

[arch-an-gel]

My presence might be there at tomorrow's alumni gathering..

:eek:

[KoChun]

My presence might be there at tomorrow's alumni gathering..

:eek:

Yes, angel. I believe your 'presence' will be there tomorrow.

[Linkinfark]

Are you sure Fulat can do it in such a short time?

Maybe shorter??! I'll bring along my stopwatch. Maybe he's a Carl Lewis.. :D

[fishboy]

observing from de way fulat playing Tomas cup last week, i believe his "understanding" not very good..someone got to sponsor v pill..

[Linkinfark]

observing from de way fulat playing Tomas cup last week, i believe his "understanding" not very good..someone got to sponsor v pill..

No need leh.. just a picture of Pamela Anderson kau liao..
Or maybe u wanna take the challenge as well fishboy?!

[fishboy]

thnx but no thnx.. i scared angel & it's sword...nanti become like "it" : no gender one..

[ausman]

No need leh.. just a picture of Pamela Anderson kau liao..
Or maybe u wanna take the challenge as well fishboy?!

Ikan...Ikan...Ikan...ikan....BOLEH :confused:

I support u... take up the challenge from linkinfark....
:(

Ikan...Ikan...ikan...challenge fulat at tomorrow's gathering lah...
:eek:

[fishboy]

let fulat have his night....

[Chokenyet, KONG]

:confused: hey you guys why talk about my friend tao tong@ sotong.
afterward he chase all of you all over KL you just know. Like went he is in St francis chase seng heng all over the school. Turai can verified that. :D
right or not harimau

[TingMS]

:confused: hey you guys why talk about my friend tao tong@ sotong.
afterward he chase all of you all over KL you just know. Like went he is in St francis chase seng heng all over the school. Turai can verified that. :D
right or not harimau

Sotong or Tau Tong or Sau Tong, whatever....

Nyet, get them in here....

[Chokenyet, KONG]

now no more sotong now Jimmy already upgrade already. :)

[Dino]

Closing thread as per Alk's requests.