Dead Poet Society

[Alkapocino]

Fill in the blank:

"I want to have a lot of _________________"

[daBoss]

money... money... money...

[alfred98]

Loi!!!!

[Alkapocino]

Very good alfred98 and daBoss.

How about this:

"Today is a _____________________"

[alfred98]

Holiday!!!! Hurray hurray is a holiday!!!:laugh:

[Alkapocino]

Holiday!!!! Hurray hurray is a holiday!!!:laugh:
Hmm...boleh lah. :D


This one"


"It's raining __________________________"

[alfred98]

Hmm...boleh lah. :D


This one"


"It's raining __________________________"
Kambing lari!!!:unsure: :blink:

[Alkapocino]

"______ calling ______ black"

[Odysseus]

"______ calling ______ black"
Pot & Kettle

[siewjang]

_________ your thought & You will Change the _________.

[alfred98]

Change and world

[siewjang]

Bingo!!!! What take you so long huh?

[siewjang]

When everything fail, hit ________

[alfred98]

When everything fail, hit ________
Esc!! Sure can use or not???:laugh:

[siewjang]

wrong!

C:/>

But can also la. hehe...

[alfred98]

wrong!

C:/>

But can also la. hehe...
tak boleh pakai one lah!!!

[siewjang]

What? Don't try that leh. It will reformat your whole pc. hahahaha....

Actually got full wan. but cannot reveal here. Later someone finger itchy really reformat their pc then don't blame me hor.

Next one up...

________ licking _______

[alfred98]

Finger licking good!!:)

[siewjang]

Woohoo! Why you so terror wan ah?

[siewjang]

_______ Dong ______, Pussy in _____ _______

[alfred98]

Woohoo! Why you so terror wan ah?
Some more!!!:p

[Chris C]

_______ Dong ______, Pussy in _____ _______
Ding Dong Bell, Pussy in the well.....

[alfred98]

Ding Dong Bell, Pussy in the well.....
Wah one wet pussy whor!!!!!:laugh:

[Oddfather]

Wah one wet pussy whor!!!!!:laugh:
:huh:..... :laugh: :laugh:

[Odysseus]

Wah one wet pussy whor!!!!!:laugh:
good one.....greenie for u :eek: :D

[Chris C]

Wah one wet pussy whor!!!!!:laugh:
:laugh: ...ah dei!....that's a nursery rhyme lah......:p

[alfred98]

:laugh: ...ah dei!....that's a nursery rhyme lah......:p
U sing the full version and see....Get the meaning????:laugh:

[siewjang]

Isn't it fun being a little dirty?

Puss in ________

[Chris C]

U sing the full version and see....Get the meaning????:laugh:
:o .....forgot full version liao....cos' gals left kindy long-long time ago...:D

[alfred98]

:o .....forgot full version liao....cos' gals left kindy long-long time ago...:D
Ding dong bell poem

Ding dong bell
Pussy's in the well
Who put her in?
Little Johnny Flynn
Who pulled her out?
Little Tommy Stout
What a naughty boy was that
Try to drown poor Pussycat,
Who ne'er did any harm
But killed all the mice
In the Farmer's barn!

[siewjang]

Dey, you must have copy those from your gege book issit?

[alfred98]

Dey, you must have copy those from your gege book issit?
Internet google search!!!:p

[Alkapocino]

" I Am ___________________"

[alfred98]

" I Am ___________________"
Pak Lah!!! Bush!! The king!!!

[Oddfather]

" I Am ___________________"
I am who I am.

[Odysseus]

" I Am ___________________"
I am.... apa nama???

[Alkapocino]

"Love is _________________"

[siewjang]

Blind

[siewjang]

Alkapocino is a _________

[Zazu]

Alkapocino is a _________
Stud!!!

[siewjang]

:sick: Wrong!

[Oddfather]

:sick: Wrong!
than what??? :)

[siewjang]

Alkapocino is a coffee http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/siewjang/rofl2.gif

[siewjang]

A _____ is a _____. There is no big ____ or small _____.

[alfred98]

A _____ is a _____. There is no big ____ or small _____.
?????
D...K:p

[siewjang]

Wrong! haha... try again.

Eh, who say D**k got no sizes ah?

[alfred98]

eH!!!! Moron????:p

[siewjang]

Wrong!

I know someone know this. He is just giving others opportunity.:)

[Alkapocino]

A _____ is a _____. There is no big ____ or small _____.
A spade is a spade. There is no big spade or small spade.

Betul tak siewjang? :D

[siewjang]

Wrong! Nothing to do with gamble la.

[Alkapocino]

Wrong! Nothing to do with gamble la.
A sin is a sin. There's no big sin or small sin? :wacko:

[Oddfather]

A sin is a sin. There's no big sin or small sin? :wacko:
wah....you definitely scratched your head hard to come up this one, eh!!

[siewjang]

Righto!!!!:)

[siewjang]

wah....you definitely scratched your head hard to come up this one, eh!!
I actually like Alfred's answer on the D**k. After he posted that only realized that my Q is kinda kinky.:cheesy:

[Oddfather]

I actually like Alfred's answer on the D**k. After he posted that only realized that my Q is kinda kinky.:cheesy:
actually, the way it was posted, any answers could have been correctly. But you were looking at one specific answer at that time. :)

[siewjang]

But it was based on waht a Poet say wor. If like this anything also can go in wat. So you like the D**k huh.:p

[Oddfather]

But it was based on waht a Poet say wor. If like this anything also can go in wat. So you like the D**k huh.:p
ok ok....just like a poet speaks.....thot that was funny. :laugh:

[siewjang]

Don't run like a ________ chicken.

[Alkapocino]

wah....you definitely scratched your head hard to come up this one, eh!!

"______________ head ______________ tail"

[siewjang]

ok ok....just like a poet speaks.....thot that was funny. :laugh:
Cheating. You edited your post. :p :p

[Oddfather]

Don't run like a ________ chicken.
headless.

[siewjang]

"______________ head ______________ tail"
No head no tail.:)

[siewjang]

headless.
Since you say anything also can fit in. I like the d**kless answer:eek:

[Oddfather]

Since you say anything also can fit in. I like the d**kless answer:eek:
oi....all chicken is D**kless.... :eek:

[alfred98]

oi....all chicken is D**kless.... :eek:
Ada lor!!!!

[siewjang]

Now I wonder where does the chicken egg come from. hm....

[Oddfather]

Ada lor!!!!
ada D**k meh??
sure I missed this in school.

[siewjang]

Go to kg. koh market and slaughter a fresh chiken. Tell the ah soh you want a cockerel. Check them out.

[alfred98]

ada D**k meh??
sure I missed this in school.
U are not observant enough lor...Is a retractable one...needed come out lor...Never see how chicken hump!!!:laugh:

[Alkapocino]

"What a wonderful __________________"

[siewjang]

world?

[Oddfather]

my tau hin hin now....

[Alkapocino]

"Get a ____________________"

[Oddfather]

"Get a ____________________"
gun

[Alkapocino]

"Love is ________________________________"

[siewjang]

"Love is ________________________________"
kind.

[Oddfather]

kind.
some say dangerous too. :eek:

[Chris C]

"Love is ________________________________"
...a many splendour thing?...or is it stoopid??:squeeze: :p

[Alkapocino]

...a many splendour thing?...or is it stoopid??:squeeze: :p
Love is patient, love is kind.........:)



"True hero __________________________"

[alfred98]

"Get a ____________________"
Life lah!!!!:)

[alfred98]

Love is patient, love is kind.........:)



"True hero __________________________"
Never say die!!!:laugh:

[Alkapocino]

"Be a good ___________________"

[Chris C]

"Be a good ___________________"
.....siao lang! :p

[alfred98]

.....siao lang! :p
Siao daddy!!!:laugh:

[Alkapocino]

"Never say ___________"

[alfred98]

"Never say ___________"
Wei!!! Done this already mah...SJ did!!!
Die lah!!!:)

[Chris C]

"Never say ___________"
....cheap sales r on!!!:p

[Alkapocino]

"Integrity is ___________________"

[alfred98]

"Integrity is ___________________"
Man tak tahu lah!!!

[Alkapocino]

"__________________ is free"

[Chris C]

"__________________ is free"
....nothing......

[Alkapocino]

"The more you give __________________"

[siewjang]

the more other ppl want!!!

[Alkapocino]

"___________________ flocks together"

[siewjang]

Lover

[Alkapocino]

"________ wise ________ foolish"

[siewjang]

Women wise, man foolish!

[Alkapocino]

Women wise, man foolish!

Your daddy leh? :p :laugh:


"_____________ come ______________ go"

[t-wei]

Your daddy leh? :p :laugh:


"_____________ come ______________ go"

money come money go

[Alkapocino]

"Through ____________ and ________________"

[siewjang]

thick and thin.

[Alkapocino]

"What the ________________"

[alfred98]

"What the ________________"
Heck!!!

[May13]

"Integrity is ___________________"


a virtue :noworry:

[Alkapocino]

"This world is not _____________, I'm just ______________"

[Oddfather]

"This world is not _____________, I'm just ______________"

This world is not my home, I'm just a passing thru
My treasures are laid up, somwhere beyond the blue


*one of my all time favorite song*

[Alkapocino]

"__________ breeds contempt "

[Odysseus]

This world is not my home, I'm just a passing thru
My treasures are laid up, somwhere beyond the blue


*one of my all time favorite song*
reminds me of the good old days in acs chapel:eek:

[Oddfather]

reminds me of the good old days in acs chapel:eek:
definitely and also for me, MYF.

[alfred98]

U orang cakap semakin dalam lor...Me tak boleh follow liao!!!:cool:

[Hammerhead]

----------------- me, .............................you

[alfred98]

----------------- me, .............................you
One for me, one for you!!!:D

[PreciousPearl]

----------------- me, .............................you
knowing me knowing you ahaaaaaa there is nothing we can do?
by Abba(:o i got the CD)

[Alkapocino]

"Procastination is _______________________"

[ungsutiong]

"Procastination is _______________________"
"..........the thief of time."

[Alkapocino]

"You will _________________ driving at 180kmph"

[Hammerhead]

"You will _________________ driving at 180kmph"
fly

[Alkapocino]

"Take it ____________________"

[fishboy]

"Take it ____________________"
easy

[May13]

"___________________ flocks together"

hmmm :noworry:
Birds of a feather flock together

"__________ breeds contempt "

Familarity breeds comtempt :rolleyes:

[Alkapocino]

hmmm :noworry:
Birds of a feather flock together



Familarity breeds comtempt :rolleyes:
Clap! Clap! Clap!


"Little by little ____________________"

[Alkapocino]

"A ________ word may kindle strife

A ________ word may wreck a life

A ________ word may level stress

A ________ word may heal and bless"

[PreciousPearl]

A careless word may kindle strife

An unkind word may wreck a life

A calm word may level stress

A gracious word may heal and bless

(simply hantam one)

[Alkapocino]

A careless word may kindle strife

An unkind or cruel word may wreck a life

A calm or timely word may level stress

A gracious or loving word may heal and bless

(simply hantam one)
PP, jin jia hor!!!

Yours is UK version...mine Americano version. :D

[Alkapocino]

"Do _________ and remember, do ___________ and forget"


"One with ________ is a majority"


"One thing you can still give and keep, is your ____________"

[monay]

"Little by little ____________________"

lama lama jadi bukit....:o

[andrewjpan]

"Do now and remember, do later and forget"


"One with more is a majority"


"One thing you can still give and keep, is your blood"

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

[Alkapocino]

"He who has no ___________ in his heart will never find ___________ under a tree."


"Need some time to be alone, try ______________________"

[andrewjpan]

"He who has no eyes in his heart will never find alkapocino under a tree."


"Need some time to be alone, try sleeping"

:eek:

[Alkapocino]

"Do bad and remember, do good and forget"


"One with GOD is a majority"


"One thing you can still give and keep, is your word"

[andrewjpan]

"Do bad and remember, do good and forget"


"One with GOD is a majority"


"One thing you can still give and keep, is your word"
RECOMENDED HUH.....

[Alkapocino]

"He who has no Christmas in his heart will never find Christmas under a tree."


"Need some time to be alone, try washing the dishes"

[Alkapocino]

RECOMENDED HUH.....
"There is no _____ or ______" :D

[andrewjpan]

"There is no in or out" :D

:eek:

[Alkapocino]

"43% of all ___________ are worthless"


"2B or not 2B? I think it's a grade of __________"


"90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when the leave the house. The rest kiss _____________ goodbye when they leave ______________"

[andrewjpan]

"43% of all godfathers are worthless"


"2B or not 2B? I think it's a grade of Alkapucinos"


"90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when the leave the house. The rest kiss Alka goodbye when the leave "O" "

:smile-2::eek::smile-2:

[Alkapocino]

"It's better to have bad __________ than to have no __________ at all"

[andrewjpan]

"It's better to have bad Alkapocino than to have no Alkapocino at all"

:huh:

[PreciousPearl]

43% of all opinions are worthless


2B or not 2B? I think it's a grade of Hamlets? (ask AndrewH)


90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when the leave the house. The rest kiss freedom goodbye when they leave bachelorhood :p

[Oddfather]

2B or not 2B? I think it's a grade of Hamlets? (ask AndrewH)

:huh:

[ungsutiong]

......."2B or not 2B? I think it's a grade of pencil?"
..........
2B, HB, 8B....etc

[PreciousPearl]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b31/Caveman_01/Hamlet.jpg

[Oddfather]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b31/Caveman_01/Hamlet.jpg
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Alkapocino]

Fuyor...looks like we need a cigar room in this premise. :D


"Never wrestle with a ___. You both get all dirty and the ____ likes it."

[Alkapocino]

"Darkness cannot drive out darkness. Only life can do that. _____ cannot drive out hate. Only _____ can do that."

[Oddfather]

"Darkness cannot drive out darkness. Only life can do that. _____ cannot drive out hate. Only _____ can do that."
Hate cannot drive out hate. Only Love can do that

[Alkapocino]

Hate cannot drive out hate. Only Love can do that
Bagus!


"He who cannot ________ breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass."

"When a person wants to believe something, it doesn't take much to __________ them."

[PreciousPearl]

He who cannot "operate the explosive demolition rig uses a wrecking ball to" break the bridge over which he himself must pass.

When a person wants to believe something, it doesn't take much to "TIPU" them

[PreciousPearl]

Never wrestle with a crocodile. You both get all dirty and the alligator likes it.

[andrewjpan]

He who cannot "operate the explosive demolition rig uses a wrecking ball to" break the bridge over which he himself must pass.

When a person wants to believe something, it doesn't take much to "TIPU" them
bravo! bravo! terror la u PP

[Alkapocino]

"A _________ loses nothing by lighting another _________."


"___________ is cheap, barbers give it away free with haircuts."

[TK Ho]

"A _________ loses nothing by lighting another _________."


"___________ is cheap, barbers give it away free with haircuts."

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle

HAIR is cheap, barbers give it away free with haircuts

[Alkapocino]

CORRECT: A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle




Hair is cheap, barbers give it away free with haircuts.
:eek: Sure or not!!!! I will have to ask Ball Balding Ung to verify this. :D

[Alkapocino]

Pet Owner: "Every time a bell rings my dog goes and sit in the corner."
Veterinarian: "That's perfectly normal; he's a ________."


"Keep eye on _______, but thoughts on ________. Shake hands with many, but give your heart to ______."

[ungsutiong]

CORRECT: A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle




Hair is cheap, barbers give it away free with haircuts.
:eek: Sure or not!!!! I will have to ask Ball Balding Ung to verify this. :D
Eh...eh...alka, the ball may be balding but he's not good with poets. But let me try....mmm....
Italian Godfather - Al Capone
Godfather's fave coffee - capuccino
Malaysian Godfather who loves teh tarik - Alkapocino ________ .

[Alkapocino]

Eh...eh...alka, the ball may be balding but he's not good with poets. But let me try....mmm....
Italian Godfather - Al Capone
Godfather's fave coffee - capuccino
Malaysian Godfather who loves teh tarik - Alkapocino ________ .
Alkapocino Lim Teh Nee? :p

[Alkapocino]

"It hard to face the problem, when the problem is your _________"

[PreciousPearl]

It hard to face the problem, when the problem is your backside
:rolleyes: :laugh:

[PreciousPearl]

bravo! bravo! terror la u PP
:o i whack onli.......

[Alkapocino]

It hard to face the problem, when the problem is your backside
:rolleyes: :laugh:

Hokkien lang kong: "u e lang, ho bin chow kar chui." :laugh:

"Only your ______________ will tell you when your face is dirty."

"Never let a _________ become an ____________!"

[CaLz]

Only your real friends will tell u when ur face is dirty

[CaLz]

_____ words can hurt your feelings but _______ breaks your heart

[Alkapocino]

Only your real friends will tell u when ur face is dirty
cleber. :)


"A clean tie attracts the _____ of the day."

[Alkapocino]

_____ words can hurt your feelings but _______ breaks your heart
True and harsh words can hurt your feelings but unfaithful love breaks your heart.

[PreciousPearl]

Hokkien lang kong: "u e lang, ho bin chow kar chui." :laugh:

ho gau pun....;)

[JC]

A clean tie attracts the fly of the day?

[Alkapocino]

A clean tie attracts the fly of the day?
:laugh: Have you heard of the soup of the day? :p

[Alkapocino]

"Be as friendly to the __________ as you are to the Chairman of the board."

"Beat me with the ________, don't torture me with the _________."

[JC]

"Be as friendly to the subordinates as you are to the Chairman of the board."

"Beat me with the duster, don't torture me with the saliva."

[PreciousPearl]

"Beat me with the duster, don't torture me with the saliva."
JC , me like! (reminds me of Mr Iak).....:D

Be as friendly to the chauffeur as you are to the Chairman of the board (cos he could be the one to tell u the news before the Chairman makes his speech).

[Odysseus]

Be as friendly to the sexytary as you are to the Chairman of the board [SIZE="1"](cos she reads his mails before he gets into the office, she is also the jaga-pintu for the boss)

[Alkapocino]

"People forget what you _______.
People forget what you _____.
But people will never forget how you make them ______."


"The fist time we kissed,
I closed my eyes.
You closed your eyes
and.....we ___________."

[andrewjpan]

"People forget what you need.
People forget what you want.
But people will never forget how you make them fart."


"The fist time we kissed,
I closed my eyes.
You closed your eyes
and.....we slept.".

[PreciousPearl]

People forget what you said.
People forget what you agreed.
But people will never forget how you make them POKAI!!!:eek:

The fist time we kissed,
I closed my eyes.
You closed your eyes
and.....we oooopsy missed!:laugh:

[CaLz]

True and harsh words can hurt your feelings but unfaithful love breaks your heart.

Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.

[Alkapocino]

The fist time we kissed,
I closed my eyes.
You closed your eyes
and.....we oooopsy missed!:laugh:
You got it!! :laugh:

"A good conscience is a soft _________."

"A good example is the best ___________."

"A good friend see the first _____, ________ the second and _______ the third."

[JC]

This is really mind boggling... The best that I can think of:

A good friend see the first leg, admire the second and chop the third?

[Alkapocino]

This is really mind boggling... The best that I can think of:

A good friend see the first leg, admire the second and chop the third?
Like that I am not good enough to you yet, huh! :p

[Alkapocino]

"_______________ love: I love you because I need you.

________________ love: I need you because I love you."

[PreciousPearl]

"_______________ love: I love you because I need you.

________________ love: I need you because I love you."

Alkapapacino, why u so needy one meh?:rolleyes: :laugh:

[Alkapocino]

Alkapapacino, why u so needy one meh?:rolleyes: :laugh:
In need indeed! :p

"Defeat isn't _______ if you don't ____________ it."

"The fatest way to find something you've lost is to _________ it."

[Odysseus]

In need indeed! :p

"Defeat isn't _______ if you don't ____________ it."

"The fatest way to find something you've lost is to _________ it."

"Defeat isn't anything if you don't bet on it."

"The fatest way to find something you've lost is to steal it."

[Alkapocino]

"E _ _ _ _ may soar but w_ _ _ _ _ _ don't get sucked into jet engines."

"E _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ and i _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ aren't the same thing."