Top 10 Teacher's Punishment!!!

[Dino]

10) Teacher never even look at you.
9) Teacher look at you funny like going to smack you or something.
8) Teacher throw chalk or duster at you while you talk in class.
7) Teacher ask you to stand on the chair while Ling Ong Sing/Lim Kah Cheok walks by and look at you. You know you are screwed if they walk into the class when they saw you standing on chair.
6) Naik Pangkat....Stand on table.
5) Teacher give back test results with those that get higher marks firsts. Pretty bad if you are the last one that got your paper back.
4) Of all the smart people like "Da_boss", teacher out of nowhere call out your name(again, talking in class) and ask you to answer a question "What did i just say??" . :confused:
3) Get canned in front of class.
2) Get sent to see the headmaster for kicking people in the groin....hehehehehe
and the iciban punishment
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1) PUMPING EXCERCISE or JALAN ITIK 4-5 times a day!!! Everyday!! Whole Year!!! Damn, my legs are strong!!! :D

[Alkapocino]

How about Teachers sleeping in the class. Was that a type of punishment too to good students like me? :D

[JC]

And the infamous "Jalan Itik" punishment by Buff's mum.

[Alkapocino]

And the infamous "Jalan Itik" punishment by Buff's mum.
Walao eh, Form 2 class kena teruk teruk from her, beside the "jalan itek".

First lesson of "Sains", she pulled out a glass and filled it up with water and then asked; "Kelas, apa itu warna air?". Walao eh, almost the whole class (A Class okay) proudly answered; "Air itu putih cikgu". She said; "Bagus sekali, sekarang apa warna baju anda semua (boys)?". Suddenly the whole class were silent. The next thing we know, all of us (except me of course), have to write : "Air Itu Jernih" for 100 times.

This is one of the best method or punishment a Teacher ever gave us. Till now I still remember Air Itu Jernih. Terima Kasih Cikgu. :)

[Dino]

I know that in standard 4, one teacher, Mr.Lim loves to punish his students by pumping excersise. As said before, boys from that class always run and jump better than the rest of us. I wonder why???? ;)

[daLady]

I can still remember Mrs. Hoo's 'magic stick' in Std 5 and 6. One spelling error = 1 whack with 'magic stick'. From what I can recall, the magic stick look suspiciously like the leg of a chair.

[daLady]

Oh yes...I do recall there were teachers who used to pinch the boys under the armpit. Think Mr. Patrick F was one of them.

[KoChun]

daLady, I tell you a secret. The original 'magic stick' was stolen by Mrs.Hoo's favourite student, Wai Huat. (Siew Kim may know this, they were classmates). Till today, Wai Huat is still keeping that 'magic stick' back in his home in Spg Tiga.

[Dino]

I can still remember Mrs. Hoo's 'magic stick' in Std 5 and 6. One spelling error = 1 whack with 'magic stick'. From what I can recall, the magic stick look suspiciously like the leg of a chair.

Hah!!!! The magic stick. I was in 3H and we were the most noisy class according to Mrs.Hoo(not sure as i was busy talking). She said that 3M was the best class of all ( We suspect that her daughter was there). Anyway, one day, she ask 3H to que up, and walk to 3M and humilated the whole 3H in front of 3M.
<Fists up in the air> Damn you Mrs.Hoo.......:mad:

[siewjang]

I can still remember Mrs. Hoo's 'magic stick' in Std 5 and 6. One spelling error = 1 whack with 'magic stick'. From what I can recall, the magic stick look suspiciously like the leg of a chair.
Was about to put that too. Wah damn painfull man. Is she still teaching in the 5B class?

[Rayhong]

i don't know if you remember a Loganathan... everytime he kena the magic stick, his leg will bend backwards! every single time!!

anyway, in std 5, daboss father taught us chinese, and being the rebel we were then, always sneak out or talk in class. he got so fed up that everytime he came to teach chinese, we would have to get out of the class and sit beside the drain. heh heh

[Rayhong]

ko chun, what was the name of the perdagangan teacher in form 3?

at recess we used to play football and even after the bell rang, we would be runningg around like hooligans. we would almost always be late for her class and she would get us to stand in a row in front of class... standing there with no fan and our shirts sticking to our backs while sweating profusely is NOT very comfortable. :)

[daLady]

Was about to put that too. Wah damn painfull man. Is she still teaching in the 5B class?

Hahaha...she was the class teacher for 5B back then but she is retired now. She looks really fierce...but surprise, surprise, I actually kinda like her (Sorry, Dino). To me, she seems like a teacher who knows her stuff ....or maybe it's because she was quite generous with her praises.

[JC]

I don't know if you guys remember this, but there is a teacher (dun recall the name) that punishes students by pulling their sideburns...It is painful...

[KoChun]

ko chun, what was the name of the perdagangan teacher in form 3?

at recess we used to play football and even after the bell rang, we would be runningg around like hooligans. we would almost always be late for her class and she would get us to stand in a row in front of class... standing there with no fan and our shirts sticking to our backs while sweating profusely is NOT very comfortable. :)

Mrs Wong Tai Meng (also known as wrong timing). Wah, I tell you those sweat si beh tahan one leh, sticky and smelly somemoe.

[Dino]

I don't know if you guys remember this, but there is a teacher (dun recall the name) that punishes students by pulling their sideburns...It is painful...

Was he a discipline teacher during primary school. I think he teaches BM.

Also, who was that indian teacher who taught history but had the reputation of talking while his saliva torpedoed the students sitting in front?

[ausman]

My MOST memorables time was in Science Lab.... one day I yawn with my BIG mouth open wide... out of no where this teacher.... can't remember her name... shouted "cover your mouth" so loud till the I drop from stool.

Man from that day onward I will always remember to cover my mouth with my hand

[daLady]

I don't know how many of you remember Mrs. Ding , the music teacher in primary. For KBSM, we had to learn the stupid recorder.

If you are unlucky enough to forget to bring your own recorder, you would have to use the common recorders belonging to the school. The punishment is that you are not allowed to wash the stinking recorder before using it...and only God knows how many mouths have touched the mouthpiece and how much saliva has gone into the recorder from previous lessons. If you shake the recorder hard, you can actually see saliva drops on the floor. :eek: Urghhh gross!

I wonder if anyone contracted any infections or diseases from this unhygienic practice. Wonder if we can sue her for the traumatic experience...

[siewjang]

That is the Biology teacher right? Female wearing spectacle, right? forgot her name liao.

[ausman]

That is the Biology teacher right? Female wearing spectacle, right? forgot her name liao.
Yes ... yes... you r rite.... Mrs......hmmm...

can't remember... help... man she heck of Bio Teacher... "Big Sexy Red Mouth" :rolleyes:

[Dino]

Yes ... yes... you r rite.... Mrs......hmmm...

can't remember... help... man she heck of Bio Teacher... "Big Sexy Red Mouth" :rolleyes:

Ling Leong Peng???