English Pantun

[Oddfather]

I got 10 fingers,
I got 10 toes,
If Leslie grows 21 boobies,
The letter Y will have to be added to the will.


Someone open a english pantun thread. - at the request of HRH Dino

[Dino]

So fast ke.....

[Oddfather]

So fast ke.....
request of the evil one must be fulfilled at an instant.:eek:

[Dino]

request of the evil one must be fulfilled at an instant.:eek:

How to start ah??
:unsure:

[WitchKing]

In the land of Bree,
4 hobbits came,
to flee the ringwraiths
and hide the ring

Pantun in the forum
We use em the Manglish
Sense the impending Doom?
God help the english

[andrewjpan]

Grandpa's got 11 boobies,
nobody has more,
Grandpa's got 11 boobies,
to play with when he's alone...

[Chris C]

In the land of Bree,
4 hobbits came,
to flee the ringwraiths
and hide the ring

Pantun in the forum
We use em the Manglish
Sense the impending Doom?
God help the english
ROFL......:laugh: :laugh:

[Dino]

Precious they may be,
Those little green boobies,
But if your postings are poopy,
A little red you will be!!!

[andrewjpan]

Little red boobies,
are not what i like,
i am very tired,
to bed i shall go.

[Chris C]

Dino's tired,
Tired with glee,
Supporting Les' boobies,
So happy is he.....:p

[Dino]

Dino's tired,
Tired with glee,
Supporting Les' boobies,
So happy is he.....:p

Tired i'm not,
Happy i am,
A three day weekend,
That's what i've got!! :eek:

[Chris C]

Tired i'm not,
Happy i am,
A three day weekend,
That's what i've got!! :eek:
Good for u then,
For the three day weekend,
Make sure u use your hand,
To wash all the 'nen nen'......:p :p

[Oddfather]

Good for u then,
For the three day weekend,
Make sure u use your hand,
To wash all the 'nen nen'......:p :p
Silver and gold he has none
All he has is his 11 boobies
To play or not to play
Undecided is he.

[Dino]

Good for u then,
For the three day weekend,
Make sure u use your hand,
To wash all the 'nen nen'......:p :p

All by myself on this weekend,
Washing the 'nen-nen'and such,
Now why don't stop talking so much,
And please give me a hand!!

[Dino]

Silver and gold he has none
All he has is his 11 boobies
To play or not to play
Undecided is he.

Silver and gold i've not,
A plastic card i have,
11 boobies i've got,
Jealous are you not!! :eek: :eek:

[Chris C]

All by myself on this weekend,
Washing the 'nen-nen'and such,
Now why don't stop talking so much,
And please give me a hand!!
All by yourself this weekend,
I wish I could give you a hand,
But what about your other friend,
The one with 8 hands.....:eek:

[Oddfather]

Silver and gold i've not,
A plastic card i have,
11 boobies i've got,
Jealous are you not!! :eek: :eek:
Jealous I am not
For all the boobies you've got
Plastic Cards I also got
can buy the boobies you have got??:eek: :p

[Dino]

All by yourself this weekend,
I wish I could give you a hand,
But what about your other friend,
The one with 8 hands.....:eek:

Leslie his name,
we're not the same,
Chris C got ten,
I like those nen-nen!!!

[Oddfather]

Leslie his name,
we're not the same,
Chris C got ten,
I like those nen-nen!!!
Ho is his surname
How can you and him be the same
Unless his number of nen nen
is as many as your nen nen.

[Dino]

Jealous I am not
For all the boobies you've got
Plastic Cards I also got
can buy the boobies you have got??:eek: :p

Boobies are given,
They cannot be bought,
The 10 you got,
All are given, coz of your thought.

[Oddfather]

Boobies are given,
They cannot be bought,
The 10 you got,
All are given, coz of your thought.
Thank you for your kind thought
For this will inspire more thoughts
For the sake of all we got
Hail to the Forum for what it has got.

[Chris C]

Leslie his name,
we're not the same,
Chris C got ten,
I like those nen-nen!!!
Wish I could give them to u,
So that u won't feel so blue,
On a three day weekend,
Sitting at home, like a mother hen.....:p

[Dino]

Thank you for your kind thought
For this will inspire more thoughts
For the sake of all we got
Hail to the Forum for what it has got.

:)

[Sila]

ang moh food sometimes inedible
better eat sweet & sour octopuses
my goodness, this is incredible
the power of forummers' opuses!!

[Dino]

Some are Chinese,
Some are Taiwanese,
But i can say with ease,
We are all proud Sitiawanese!!

[Alkapocino]

Wth
Wtf
Nato
Mmw2p

[andrewjpan]

Wth
Wtf
Nato
Mmw2p
UMMMM...... wtf?

[TK Ho]

Boobies are given,
They cannot be bought,
The 10 you got,
All are given, coz of your thought.

Dear Dino, ur boobies r given
They are haven to u
As for andrewh, his boobies r bought
they r REAL boobies
ha ha ha ha

[Alkapocino]

10 little fingers
10 little toes
2 twinkling eyes
one tiny nose
and a great big yawn
and a sleepy head nod
you're so special
you're the blessing from God

[Oddfather]

Dear Dino, ur boobies r given
They are haven to u
As for andrewh, his boobies r bought
they r REAL boobies
ha ha ha ha
Many boobies many good thoughts
Some are given some are bought
Some postings are boh ho
You just have to see TK Ho Ho Ho.

[TK Ho]

10 little fingers
10 little toes
2 twinkling eyes
one tiny nose
and a great big yawn
and a sleepy head nod
you're so special
you're the blessing from God

10 little toes
but where's 10 long fingers
2 twinkling eyes
but where's 2 eyebrows
and to carry on the population
where's the u know what

[WitchKing]

Finally finished, my sweaty lawn mowing,
Now the missus, is doing the carpets
But with the kids, still using their plaything
THe upstairs rooms, is back in a mess! :mad:

<what a vicious cycle....)

[Oddfather]

Finally finished, my sweaty lawn mowing,
Now the missus, is doing the carpets
But with the kids, still using their plaything
THe upstairs rooms, is back in a mess! :mad:

<what a vicious cycle....)
lawn mowing, house keeping, carpet cleaning
is all part and puzzle of family living
we keep it clean, they mess it up
we still love them for they cheer us up.:D

[Sila]

lawn mowing, house keeping, carpet cleaning
is all part and puzzle of family living
we keep it clean, they mess it up
we still love them for they cheer us up.:D

people say if eat beans you will get very gassy
baked beans or lima beans can be bought in a can
if the children are really naughty and messy
pretend to sell them to the newspaper man

[cucuan]

At home if you eat cili padi
You become farty
But if your farts smell
You might as well jump into a well.

Some farts are short: puut
Some farts are long: puuuuuuuut
If at home young and old do that with glee
Then we call that hereditary

Some farts are silent
Some farts are loud
The silent one may kill
But the loud one may spill

cucuan

[siewjang]

You may think it's smelly
You may think it's perfume
Just because you do it loudly
Mistaken it a thunder storm

cetak rompak from Jangan Kuatir, itu kentut bukan petir

[Oddfather]

You may think it's smelly
You may think it's perfume
Just because you do it loudly
Mistaken it a thunder storm

cetak rompak from Jangan Kuatir, itu kentut bukan petir
Smelly smelly, thats not funny
Loudly loudly that too ain't funny
You think its funny
When it is done with no money.

[Dino]

Here I sit
Broken-hearted
Came to shit
But only farted

[Oddfather]

Sitting on the throne
Thinking whether to shit or to fart
Reading news of the Royal Throne
So nice was it that you said.."No shit and No Fart"

[cucuan]

Here I sit
Broken-hearted
Came to shit
But only farted

Those who farted silently, leganya
Those who are around, busoknya
Those who farted loudly, malunya
But those in the Forum doing that, bangganya.

cucuan

[Oddfather]

Money here, money there, money everywhere
Nice dress, nice shirt, nice shoes, so nice everywhere
Makes you feel like buying everything everyhwere
Take out wallet just to find money not to be seen anywhere

[Mamaks]

You need money
I got lots of money
Can buy house and hotel only
It's all from Monopoly

[andrewjpan]

50 dollar bills, 100 dollar bills,
it's all just pieces of coloured paper,
yet we work out asses off,
to be slaves to pieces of paper...

[siewjang]

Wish my clock would tick faster
Tick, tick, so that it's Five
tok, tok, it's even slower
woohoo, it's time for bye bye

[Oddfather]

Wish my clock would tick faster
Tick, tick, so that it's Five
tok, tok, it's even slower
woohoo, it's time for bye bye
Not so fast not so fast
It is only quarter to five
unless you have to go and buy High 5
Then we have no choice but to say bye bye

[dragoncity99]

I kenot think of something funny lah in English pantun :(

I just remember my childhood friend like Chui Ying & Sok Sing who have their diary saying:

Tarzan Tarzan everywhere,
Tarzan lost his undwear,
Tarzan say i don't care,
Because Mangsa's Name can make me another pair.

[Oddfather]

I kenot think of something funny lah in English pantun :(

I just remember my childhood friend like Chui Ying & Sok Sing who have their diary saying:

Tarzan Tarzan everywhere,
Tarzan lost his undwear,
Tarzan say i don't care,
Because Mangsa's Name can make me another pair.
That was when you were young. At this age, I think it would go like this;

Tarzan Tarzan everwhere
Tarzan lost his undwear,
Tarzan say i don't care,
Because Jane prefers me with no underwear!!!

[siewjang]

Issit a plane? no!
Issit a bird? yes!
It's XXXX bird? no! yes!

p/s: fill in the blanks yourself.

[Oddfather]

Issit a plane? no!
Issit a bird? yes!
It's XXXX bird? no! yes!

p/s: fill in the blanks yourself.
Like Shirlene said...Its a swiftlet.

[dragoncity99]

XXXXX is ???? Kuku bird? :blink: :blink:

[Oddfather]

Birdie fly here, fly there
Freedom for them to fly everywhere
You and I are stuck in here
Luckily for the Forum, otherwise we wil be nowhere.

Stuck in office for money
Stuck in the traffice jam also bcoz of money
Money money is the sake
If No money everywhere pun sakit.

[Dino]

365Million lottery i didn't win,
Reason due is that i didn't buy,
But i can't complain about it,
Coz i never even try.

[Oddfather]

365Million lottery i didn't win,
Reason due is that i didn't buy,
But i can't complain about it,
Coz i never even try.
yalor yalor we can't cry
just bcoz Dino and I didn't buy
Now they win and so they cry
just bcoz they are overjoy.

[Dino]

yalor yalor we can't cry
just bcoz Dino and I didn't buy
Now they win and so they cry
just bcoz they are overjoy.

Crying i am not,
Jealous i am,
But i cry for the thought,
That working tomorrow, i am. :crying:

[Oddfather]

Crying i am not,
Jealous i am,
But i cry for the thought,
That working tomorrow, i am. :crying:
To be or not to be jealous
To work or not to work
The questions we always asked
But all I know is not to be overzealous.

Working day and nite
Making money is our right
Gomen say, "Give me your money,
And that is our rights."

[siewjang]

Why is the clock ticking so slowly
Almost bang my head to the wall al-laly
Lurking in the cyberspace all overly
I think everyone jiak jua al-laly

[Oddfather]

Why is the clock ticking so slowly
Almost bang my head to the wall al-laly
Lurking in the cyberspace all overly
I think everyone jiak jua al-laly
Its 5 al laly
you can shut down and go home al laly
have a lovely evening young lady
See u again tomorrow already.

[siewjang]

Shut down pc al laly
No need to sing al laly:)

[andrewjpan]

Shut down pc al laly
No need to sing al laly:)
wah lau... pc shut down still can post wan?

[siewjang]

Boring is Today
Quiet is Forum
Busy is Hijack Queen
wacky is my brain

Yoda Master pantun can ah?

[Chris C]

Boring is Today
Quiet is Forum
Busy is Hijack Queen
wacky is my brain

Yoda Master pantun can ah?
Quiet is the forum today
Maybe b'cos it's friday
Everyone is feeling gay
Thinking of what they're going to do under the moon ray....:D

[TK Ho]

Quiet is the forum today
Maybe b'cos it's friday
Everyone is feeling gay
Thinking of what they're going to do under the moon ray....:D

Chris, becareful of using the word gay
remember what happened to our ex DPM
He had a really bad day
accused of S & M

[BohPian]

Around The Corner

Around the corner I have a friend
In this great city that has no end
Yet days go by, and weeks rush on
And before I know it a year is gone
And I never see my old friend's face
For Life is a swift and terrible race
He knows I like him just as well
As in the days when I rang his bell
And he rang mine
We were younger then
And now we are busy, tired men
Tired with playing a foolish game
Tired with trying to make a name
"Tomorrow," I say, "I will call on Jim,
Just to show that I'm thinking of him."
But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes
And the distance between us grows and grows
Around the corner! yet miles away....
"Here's a telegram, sir...."
"Jim died today."
And that's what we get, and deserve in the end
Around the corner, a vanished friend.

Charles Towne

[monay]

h2o poet of the forum where art thou? any new musings to share with us?
oso PP/Ansonfclef any to share, it runs in the family...

[siewjang]

Can study continue STUDY
Can't study, work FACTORY
Cannot rely on CHARITY

Earn a little SALARY
Just enough 4 daily ROTI
Go work no WIRA but LRT.

Colleagues formerly FRIENDLY
Daily treated to KOPI
Now gradually get CRAZY
Behind me say I LAZY.

Boss has no SYMPATHY
Work always must HURRY
Say I not enough BUSY
Often ask me do OT

Midnight go back by TAXI
TAXI surcharge KILLING ME
Now i pokai and NO MORE MONEY

Borrow from chettia kena EXTRA FEE
Coz money is never FREE

Boy/girl-friend go STEADY
Serious, and then MARRY
Ceremony and PARTY
joker-friends give PANTY
No money sure no HONEY

10 months later be DADDY
Wife at GH birth a BABY

Monthly pay back RHB
Earn not enough FEEL GUILTY
Jump down suicide and MATI
No money 4 funeral how to BURY
Go see God every thing hoping will JADI
Because MALAYSIA BOLEH. SEMUA JADI.

*disclaimer - not written by me

[Oddfather]

SJ, good one. Was about to repo you until I read the disclaimer. :p
So reserved for next time.:squeeze:

[siewjang]

I can pretend that I wrote that but you know la, those e-mail circulating thing. Just like the "cheating" thread. Very malu wan if kena caught....:p

[PreciousPearl]

h2o poet of the forum where art thou? any new musings to share with us?
oso PP/Ansonfclef any to share, it runs in the family...
mine don't always rhyme......:rolleyes:
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b31/Caveman_01/poetryprose.jpg

[PreciousPearl]

The Usefulness of Everything

It’s crap, it’s crap
It’s all a load of bollox
Yes it’s crap, it’s crap
It’s all a load of phoney.

It’s trash, it’s bull
It’s all a pile of rubbish
Yes it’s all inane
It’s nothing but baloney.

It’s a joke, a ruin
It’s nothing but a waste
Yes I know it’s crap
But it’s all my very own-ey.

[WitchKing]

Can study continue STUDY
Can't study, work FACTORY
Cannot rely on CHARITY

Earn a little SALARY
Just enough 4 daily ROTI
Go work no WIRA but LRT.

Colleagues formerly FRIENDLY
Daily treated to KOPI
Now gradually get CRAZY
Behind me say I LAZY.

Boss has no SYMPATHY
Work always must HURRY
Say I not enough BUSY
Often ask me do OT

Midnight go back by TAXI
TAXI surcharge KILLING ME
Now i pokai and NO MORE MONEY

Borrow from chettia kena EXTRA FEE
Coz money is never FREE

Boy/girl-friend go STEADY
Serious, and then MARRY
Ceremony and PARTY
joker-friends give PANTY
No money sure no HONEY

10 months later be DADDY
Wife at GH birth a BABY

Monthly pay back RHB
Earn not enough FEEL GUILTY
Jump down suicide and MATI
No money 4 funeral how to BURY
Go see God every thing hoping will JADI
Because MALAYSIA BOLEH. SEMUA JADI.

*disclaimer - not written by me

brings tears to my eyes.....nice one.

[shiruikage]

one two three four five,
some many want to dive,
foruming so can skive,
got money go skydive.

[monay]

The Usefulness of Everything

It’s crap, it’s crap
It’s all a load of bollox
Yes it’s crap, it’s crap
It’s all a load of phoney.

It’s trash, it’s bull
It’s all a pile of rubbish
Yes it’s all inane
It’s nothing but baloney.

It’s a joke, a ruin
It’s nothing but a waste
Yes I know it’s crap
But it’s all my very own-ey.

why apologize? i always admire your writings as it's all your very own-ey!

[Oddfather]

Nasi kandar here nasi kandar there
Nasi kandar restaurant everywhere
Teh O Ais Limau Jumbo and satay ayam sedap
At Nasi Kandar Sedap is the best.

[JC]

Nasi kandar here nasi kandar there
Nasi kandar restaurant everywhere
Teh O Ais Limau Jumbo and satay ayam sedap
At Nasi Kandar Sedap is the best.
Wah... so touched... dedicated to me...:o :cheesy: :p ;)

[Dino]

I heard its big,
I heard its different,
How do i get to know,
This guy with the Tuai Neng Neng!!

[Oddfather]

You see it big
You see it small
You could have seen it all
For he has bare it all

[Dino]

I've only seen it big,
I've never seen it small,
We're talking about TNN,
And what you've seen could be a KKC!!!

[Oddfather]

JC JC where have you been?
JC JC what have you seen?
JC went to Seattle to give Dino
The Gift of Love.

[Dino]

Coupon i received,
Coupon i use,
If oddfather wants one,
JC can give you one too....

[Oddfather]

Coupons I don't need
they are worthless one
Money is what I need
Lots of it would make me a happy one.

[Dino]

Coupons I don't need
they are worthless one
Money is what I need
Lots of it would make me a happy one.

Some need money,
Some need blowie,
If you'll get down on your knees,
Both be happy with glee!!! :eek:


:p

[Oddfather]

Happy laughing rolling on the floor
Roll here roll there roll everywhere
Blow here blow there blow everywhere
Smiling, grinning up till there.

[JC]

Pantun-pantun I see everywhere
Written by some who don't put on underwear
Excuse for their balls to have air
All they need is tender loving care... :laugh:

[Oddfather]

Underwear, lingerie, G-string all the same
To wear or not to wear is up to you
The smaller the better, what say you
I say XXXL is the best for you.

[WitchKing]

One heck of a day,
this has been for me,
To be in for work,
without me cuppa tea.

But when the MD
gave me a promo
I yelled like El Loco
.....'show me the munneee!!'

[Anson F-Clef]

For MonaY,

Nasi Kandar Sedap
Always get our thumbs up
Chillout with iced 7-Up
while stuffing tummies with Karipap..........

[singteck]

I once knew a vixen named Candy,
curvacious, exotic, quite randy.
A stellar love joy
and I just a boy
but thoughts of her sure came in handy!

But luckily I had a hanky

[Adele]

this morning the sky so hazy,
making me feel so moody,
but this bunch of forummers so farnie,
making me laugh like crazy,
now i can start my day at work feeling cheery! :D

[singteck]

There aren't enough people by half
In this forum to make up a staff
To count up the votes
Or even take notes
It's best you just read 'em and laugh

[JC]

Adele thinks they are farnie
but actually they are horny
Don't get me wrong
I too, play along
Writing pantuns in my sarong

[Adele]

this is so typically you JC,
just can't be left out from their company,
it doesn't matter whether you all are farnie or horny,
as long as you all entertain me, in the forum ONLY!!:D

[JC]

Virtual world, virtual life
Everyone is getting a cyber wife
To have and to hold
and yet no need to give gold

[SamuelTan]

no gold how to give?
no money, everyday weep..
everyday struggle to live..
come to work also want to sleep.
________
Iolite portable vaporizer (http://iolitevaporizer.net/)

[Big Chief]

Come to work also want to sleep.
Eat like pig blame on the oil.
Something happening for forummers to keep,
Turn up on 17th on JimLoi's soil.

[JC]

Oddfather and I had a bet
8th of June is the date we set
To break the login record stat
A losing battle was what he had
Looks like he's gonna get a red rep... :laugh:

**oddf, we try to break record another day, ok? ;)

[Oddfather]

A bet you and I we have
For the sake of the forum best
A gift to present to daboss and dalady for their new born child
Looks like we blew it this time around. :(

[JC]

The time is ten fifty-five
World Cup is going to go live
Quickly, I took a peek at the forum
To see if we have enough quorum
Eighty eight members have logged in
One more and you will see me grin...

[Oddfather]

Hurry... hurry...log in, logging in, logged in to the Forum
7th of June is the day with the most logins....91 all in all
With the World Cup in action in the month of June
Will a higher logins be attained in this month of June??

[Chris C]

Hurry... hurry...log in, logging in, logged in to the Forum
7th of June is the day with the most logins....91 all in all
With the World Cup in action in the month of June
Will a higher logins be attained in this month of June??
It will be attained if Oddfather agrees
To belanja all untill they smile with glee
So that the record would be broken
In this month of June.....:cheesy:

[Oddfather]

It will be attained if Oddfather agrees
To belanja all untill they smile with glee
So that the record would be broken
In this month of June.....:cheesy:
Oddf always agrees to belanjaing at anywhere, anytime
An excuse To get together everytime
At NKS or NKP is no big time
But who is going to pay this time.

[Chris C]

Who else but our Oddfather
Who likes to get people to gather
To talk about the facts of life and how's
Untill everyone laughs with a howl

[Oddfather]

Laughter is the best medicine
Better than any medicine around
Shaking the body all around
Is also the best exercise of them all.

[Chris C]

Laughter is the best medicine
To take away the pain
But they say, "no pain,no gain"
So what's the next best medicine?

[Oddfather]

Forumming in ACS Forum is the next best medicine
For it drives away your sadness and cheer you up
All the comments and siaoness that you find here
Is enough to make you want to stay.

[Anson F-Clef]

Forumming's an IN-thing sez F-Clef,
ACS as the game's name is all that we have,
Far and near and years apart
Everyone clicks in with ONE HEART.

[h2o]

Forumming in ACS Forum is the next best medicine
For it drives away your sadness and cheer you up
All the comments and siaoness that you find here
Is enough to make you want to stay.
if this good medicine we possess, we shan't need...
...doctors like tkho to fix you up when you bleed
just come in to forum when you've broken some bones
that, my friend, will soothe your aches and cease your moans

[NHLee]

The bliss youth dreams is one ...
For daylight, for the cheerful sun, For feeling nerves and living breath:D

[NHLee]

Forumming in ACS Forum is the next best medicine
For it drives away your sadness and cheer you up
All the comments and siaoness that you find here
Is enough to make you want to stay.

I 99.99% agree though nothing is perfect (100%).:) Long Live ACS forum!!!

[Adele]

Now that OddF's back in his comfort zone,
We all rejoice yet bombard him with advices he has long known,
Eat healthy, exercise and stop smoking,
Reduce work stress by insanely forumming! :D

To the rest of the forummers,
May we all learn from this experience,
Remember always the people we love,
Among all treasures, life is most precious!:)

Get a pal for a jog or swim,
For motivation and the company,
Try a few swings of the racquet (tennis, badminton or squash),
Or if you are rich and old, get to the driving range and try swinging the golf clubs! ;)

Alas, i've said my piece,
Now, let me get to doing what i preach,
I shall re-start my healthy diet and exercise next week,
Right now, forumming to de-stress is what i need! :laugh:

[Oddfather]

Life is a long and winding journey
Full of hardship, anxiety and fun along the way
Every stage has its moments and glories
We are thankful for all its glories

For this phase of life that I am entering
What lies ahead I am learning
One thing for sure I am telling
to type this with one hand is dem gruelling.......

[NHLee]

First, have a definite, clear practical ideal; a goal, an objective.
Second, have the necessary means to achieve your ends; wisdom, money, materials, and methods.
Third, adjust all your means to that end.:)

[Chris C]

Life is a long and winding journey
Full of hardship, anxiety and fun along the way
Every stage has its moments and glories
We are thankful for all its glories

For this phase of life that I am entering
What lies ahead I am learning
One thing for sure I am telling
to type this with one hand is dem gruelling.......
I read your poem with a laughter
While a tear crept up to wet my eye
Happy to see a friend getting better
Looking at life positively with a laughter :)

[NHLee]

Well to go Chris....

I can’t believe there’s not
another world where we will sit
and read new poems to each other
high on a mountain in the wind.

[NHLee]

I saw a great teapot
I wanted to get you this stupendous
Cotton royal blue and black checked shirt,
There was a red and black striped one too
Then I saw these boots at a place called Chuckles
They laced up to about two inches above your ankles
All leather and in red, black or purple
It was hard to have no money today
I won't even speak about the possible flowers and kinds of lingerie
All linen and silk with not-yet-perfumed laces
Brilliant enough for any of the Graces
Full of luxury, grace notes, prosperousness and charm
But I can only praise you with this poem
Its being is the same as the meaning of your name

[Adele]

Oh, Oddfather typing with one hand,
Making all of us laugh til we pant,
Even Chris jie-jie can't help but tear,
For entertaining us even in such conditions Oddpapa, i say "Cheers"!:D

[NHLee]

want a red dress.
I want it flimsy and cheap,
I want it too tight, I want to wear it
until someone tears it off me.
I want it sleeveless and backless,
this dress, so no one has to guess
what's underneath. I want to walk down
the street past Thrifty's and the hardware store
with all those keys glittering in the window,
past Mr. and Mrs. Wong selling day-old
donuts in their café, past the Guerra brothers
slinging pigs from the truck and onto the dolly,
hoisting the slick snouts over their shoulders.
I want to walk like I'm the only
woman on earth and I can have my pick.
I want that red dress bad.
I want it to confirm
your worst fears about me,
to show you how little I care about you
or anything except what
I want. When I find it, I'll pull that garment
from its hanger like I'm choosing a body
to carry me into this world, through
the birth-cries and the love-cries too,
and I'll wear it like bones, like skin,
it'll be the goddamned
dress they bury me in.

[Oddfather]

Oh, Oddfather typing with one hand,
Making all of us laugh til we pant,
Even Chris jie-jie can't help but tear,
For entertaining us even in such conditions Oddpapa, i say "Cheers"!:D
When we are young and health is good
Its easy to believe that life is careefree, full of ooze
To live a life full of meaning
Is to be happy in all our doings

[Sila]

When we are young and health is good
Its easy to believe that life is careefree, full of ooze
To live a life full of meaning
Is to be happy in all our doings

so happy to hear oddfather is better
lifestyle to change, must reduce the booze
but hor, i've thought and pondered
what is a life that is full of ooze?? :D

[NHLee]

The river rolls in its rocky bed ;
My paddle is plying its way ahead ;
Dip, dip,
While the water flip
In foam as over their breast we slip.

[PreciousPearl]

Simon.......................for why u want to be buried in a little red dress?
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it's very hard to get shoes to match u know
:eek::laugh:

[NHLee]

Also, chinese believe it is not good to die in red attire..hahaha!:D Anyway, i definitely joke about this.

[Adele]

Work, work, work and no play,
Work, work, work 'til my hair turn grey,
Work, work, work driving me crazy today,
Work, work, work and from the forum I've to be away! :(

[Oddfather]

Work, work, work and no play,
Work, work, work 'til my hair turn grey,
Work, work, work driving me crazy today,
Work, work, work and from the forum I've to be away! :(

All work and no play makes Adele a working girl
All play and no work makes Adele a play girl
For whatever lifestyles we have in the way
My dua kupang is...."Please take time to smell the roses along the way."

[Adele]

Thank you dearest Oddfather,
For that timely reminder,
If not, I would have miss a perfectly good chance,
To hit a jackpot of romance! :eek: :rolleyes:

(i'm typing this with a crazy high of hallucination with the madness my work is causing me! so, please pardon my gibberish.)

[NHLee]

Dip your finger in honey
one by one
glistening buttons
slip apart
at lip's touch
tread the tender mountain path
at slope of dewfall

your thumb will trace out
the shell curve of my ear
I turn my face to your
sweet-scented palm
press it to my mouth

sorrow melts away
like the ink of the squid in clear water
your sweat forms a pool in my navel,
or my tear falls, turning through space
to splash
like a sigh on your skin

there is no tomorrow
though dawn glows pink
there is only
flooded heartbeat confluence --

and fusion

[PreciousPearl]

ehhh Simon, so sexy wan......
from own experience issit?:rolleyes: :laugh:

[NHLee]

ehhh Simon, so sexy wan......
from own experience issit?:rolleyes: :laugh:

a bit of it ..hehe!:p