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KongMing
02-16-2006, 02:27 PM
Since there is a "Hock Chew" corner, why not starting a "Hokkien" Corner as well. Though I am not Hokkien, but eh hiau kong eh hiau tia lah. Time to brush up my rusty "Hokkien". I remember a "Hokkien" pantun taught by neighbour:

Majili(Mercedes) tua tua teng
Bai lat lay bai ki sua teng
sua teng chui beh deuk
chui deuk jik ger taukeh soh
taukeh soh bin or or
bang sai tua tua kor
:eek:

Can someone reclass this post to new thread out of Hockchew corner, sorry I donno how.

alfred98
02-16-2006, 03:45 PM
Since there is a "Hock Chew" corner, why not starting a "Hokkien" Corner as well. Though I am not Hokkien, but eh hiau kong eh hiau tia lah. Time to brush up my rusty "Hokkien". I remember a "Hokkien" pantun taught by neighbour:

Majili(Mercedes) tua tua teng
Bai lat lay bai ki sua teng
sua teng chui beh deuk
chui deuk jik ger taukeh soh
taukeh soh bin or or
bang sai tua tua kor
:eek:

Can someone reclass this post to new thread out of Hockchew corner, sorry I donno how.

Sori lah Kong Ming, no hokien thread lah most of the hokien can be found in sillyporean, they talk singlish mah..
Ok what is this mean- KNS....:laugh:

siewjang
02-16-2006, 04:06 PM
Linpek eh hiau tia - KNS

alfred98
02-16-2006, 04:10 PM
Linpek eh hiau tia - KNS
Wei!! Lu si mik tai ji leh, Si mik que KNS whor...:laugh:

KoChun
02-16-2006, 04:11 PM
Since there is a "Hock Chew" corner, why not starting a "Hokkien" Corner as well.
Too many corners liao, lin pek tia gau tau hing hing. Liak bo giu. :o

clos
02-16-2006, 04:54 PM
i tot LINPEK is for guy?
KNS - ka na.................s.................(i hope u ppl can finished the sentence).
mm mai ah na che thread la, thau hin....

Voon Chan
02-16-2006, 04:59 PM
thau hin? Wa uh panadol:pi tot LINPEK is for guy?
KNS - ka na.................s.................(i hope u ppl can finished the sentence).
mm mai ah na che thread la, thau hin....

athena
02-16-2006, 05:01 PM
mai ta ta tau ciak panadol....bo ho eh la...

clos
02-16-2006, 05:02 PM
mm mai. wa u chi le botol chi peng....

jerrychoo2004
02-16-2006, 05:08 PM
chi peng si simi mi gia?

clos
02-16-2006, 05:24 PM
"chi peng" = here

TK Ho
02-16-2006, 05:32 PM
Linpek eh hiau tia - KNS

i tot LINPEK is for guy?
KNS - ka na.................s.................(i hope u ppl can finished the sentence).
mm mai ah na che thread la, thau hin....

Linpek is for guy, somemore a very rough word-leh.

What is KNS? Si mi si chau war?

Oddfather
02-16-2006, 05:35 PM
Too many corners liao, lin pek tia gau tau hing hing. Liak bo giu. :o
KC, your hokkien sounds like hockchew, ler......

Oddfather
02-16-2006, 05:39 PM
When I was working Klang, my staff always tell me....che peng BKT si peh hor chiek.....wah, sounds so rough. I believe the Northern or Swan hokkien would say ching chia hor chiek.

TK Ho
02-16-2006, 05:46 PM
KC, your hokkien sounds like hockchew, ler......
Andrew, KC thau hing mah. Kong beh chun.

When I was working Klang, my staff always tell me....che peng BKT si peh hor chiek.....wah, sounds so rough. I believe the Northern or Swan hokkien would say ching chia hor chiek.

Ur right. Klang (as with Johor, Malacca) hokkien are quite different to that of S'wan (which is more similar to Penang hokkien). But Penang hokkien is pretty mixed up with a lot of Malay words, I suppose it's because of the Peranakan culture.

Oddfather
02-16-2006, 06:12 PM
Sori lah Kong Ming, no hokien thread lah most of the hokien can be found in sillyporean, they talk singlish mah..
Ok what is this mean- KNS....:laugh:
dey, loctor....lu cho liao. Si che lor ka che si hokkien lang. Sing ga por lang ka che si teow chew lang.

KoChun
02-16-2006, 08:47 PM
When I was working Klang, my staff always tell me....che peng BKT si peh hor chiek.....wah, sounds so rough. I believe the Northern or Swan hokkien would say ching chia hor chiek.
Lu ma si kanasai ah neh kuang. :p

SS2006
02-16-2006, 08:48 PM
i tot LINPEK is for guy?
KNS - ka na.................s.................(i hope u ppl can finished the sentence).
mm mai ah na che thread la, thau hin....
Lin pek = your father, KNS......sai?
Now this thread for northern Hokkien, or Southern hokkien? Totally diferent one.:confused:

TK Ho
02-16-2006, 08:51 PM
Lu ma si kanasai ah neh kuang. :p

KC, wah agree with andrew. lu yey hokkien siang kar hockchew. Ching cha.:D

SS2006
02-16-2006, 08:55 PM
KC, wah agree with andrew. lu yey hokkien siang kar hockchew. Ching cha.:D
Si meh? Bo siang hockchew larr...

KoChun
02-16-2006, 08:56 PM
KC, wah agree with andrew. lu yey hokkien siang kar hockchew. Ching cha.:D
Haha, I accept that lah, TK Ho. Just for the fun of it. :cheesy:

TK Ho
02-16-2006, 08:57 PM
Haha, I accept that lah, TK Ho. Just for the fun of it. :cheesy:

Nvm, after a while in the Hokkien thread, u'll be almost an expert in no time. :D Especially kong chau wa.:laugh:

KoChun
02-16-2006, 08:59 PM
Nvm, after a while in the Hokkien thread, u'll be almost an expert in no time. :D Especially kong chau wa.:laugh:
You mean like KNN? :squeeze:

Oddfather
02-16-2006, 09:01 PM
Haha, I accept that lah, TK Ho. Just for the fun of it. :cheesy:
hahaha.....lu kong hokkien yong hockchew ing/wah lai kong(you have use hockchew sentence structure to speak hokkien). kekeke...so chau tam poh.:)

Alkapocino
02-16-2006, 09:02 PM
buey chiu dian du ai buey duar ki eh...
jo chor go lek kek du ai lao ji deh hor Kochun jiak!!!!

TK Ho
02-16-2006, 09:02 PM
You mean like KNN? :squeeze:

Fulamak, KC, oreadi an expert. Ching ho liao.:D

Oddfather
02-16-2006, 09:03 PM
Si meh? Bo siang hockchew larr...
Lu ma si kanasai ah neh kuang. :p
it should be.....lu ma si sian kanasai ah neh kuang....:p

SS2006
02-16-2006, 09:05 PM
it should be.....lu ma si sian kanasai ah neh kuang....:p
Short cut maa..

TK Ho
02-16-2006, 09:05 PM
buey chiu dian du ai buey duar ki eh...
jo chor go lek kek du ai lao ji deh hor Kochun jiak!!!!

Alka, lu kong si mi?:amazed:

it should be.....lu ma si sian kanasai ah neh kuang....:p

Andrew, lu ae hokkien wa ching chia ho-lah. Lu si hokkien lang-ah?

KoChun
02-16-2006, 09:06 PM
it should be.....lu ma si sian kanasai ah neh kuang....:p
Andrew, lu boh kua Money No Enough movie lah.

Alkapocino
02-16-2006, 09:07 PM
u yi lang si L***Pa Pa L**** (LPPL)
a bor then du si Kao Pek Kao Bu (KPKB)
Mai Hiam Beh Pai (MHBP)..ai hiam ka na sai

Oddfather
02-16-2006, 09:08 PM
buey chiu dian du ai buey duar ki eh...
jo chor go lek kek du ai lao ji deh hor Kochun jiak!!!!
lu kong si mek pun
bor lang a chai....

Alkapocino
02-16-2006, 09:09 PM
Alka, lu kong si mi?:amazed:



Lu ai lim ko pi ku si teh ni...a bor then du si 'pak kiu' ji bui?

Alkapocino
02-16-2006, 09:10 PM
lu kong si mek pun
bor lang a chai....
wa kong beh handphone du ai buey dua ki eh..tia bor ar?

SS2006
02-16-2006, 09:11 PM
u yi lang si L***Pa Pa L**** (LPPL)
a bor then du si Kao Pek Kao Bu (KPKB)
Mai Hiam Beh Pai (MHBP)..ai hiam ka na sai
Alka, wa cin ye be hiau tia lu kong sa mi:confused:

Oddfather
02-16-2006, 09:12 PM
Andrew, lu ae hokkien wa ching chia ho-lah. Lu si hokkien lang-ah?
wa si chi pua hokkien lang, chi pua hockchew lang.....

SS2006
02-16-2006, 09:12 PM
wa kong beh handphone du ai buey dua ki eh..tia bor ar?
Ai dua ko ai chi:laugh:

Alkapocino
02-16-2006, 09:12 PM
Alka, wa cin ye be hiau tia lu kong sa mi:confused:
bo kor neng ar? Lu si kia sing gah por ae lang!

Ang ne kuang, wa du ai hor lu 'tuition'...hehehehe.

Alkapocino
02-16-2006, 09:13 PM
Ai dua ko ai chi:laugh:
ai pee, ai chi..ku ai duar liap nee!!! :laugh:

Oddfather
02-16-2006, 09:15 PM
wa kong beh handphone du ai buey dua ki eh..tia bor ar?
chi peng liak boh kieu.

SS2006
02-16-2006, 09:16 PM
bo kor neng ar? Lu si kia sing gah por ae lang!

Ang ne kuang, wa du ai hor lu 'tuition'...hehehehe.
tuition = por sik ( mend wing??:wacko: )
ai pee, ai chi..ku ai duar liap nee!!! :laugh:
Bingo!!!

TK Ho
02-16-2006, 09:17 PM
Lu ai lim ko pi ku si teh ni...a bor then du si 'pak kiu' ji bui?

wa kong beh handphone du ai buey dua ki eh..tia bor ar?

Alka sir, beh hiau thia lu kong si mi. Hor Shirlene tuition-ah, shirlene's hokkien wa a pass boh?

Oddfather
02-16-2006, 09:20 PM
Bingo!!!
lu eh tau nau si peh wai....

Alkapocino
02-16-2006, 09:20 PM
tuition = por sik ( mend wing??:wacko: )

Bingo!!!
lu nar si ai bor sik du ai jiak hae kut du sik (prawn's ribs pork wings) :wacko:

e su si...bor ko neng e dai jee lah!! :D

SS2006
02-16-2006, 09:20 PM
Alka sir, beh hiau thia lu kong si mi. Hor Shirlene tuition-ah, shirlene's hokkien wa a pass boh?
Wa ye Hokkien wa rojak liao...Johor hokkien ing cham Sitiawan hokkien ing.

Alkapocino
02-16-2006, 09:24 PM
lu eh tau nau si peh wai....
e gu u jing jia juea ming gia y y eh! :laugh:

TK Ho
02-16-2006, 09:26 PM
Wa ye Hokkien wa rojak liao...Johor hokkien ing cham Sitiawan hokkien ing.

He he he..rojak chin ho chiak:p

SS2006
02-16-2006, 09:26 PM
e gu u jing jia juea ming gia y y eh! :laugh:
bo y larr....wa cin jia lau sik eh:D

Oddfather
02-16-2006, 09:28 PM
e gu u jing jia juea ming gia y y eh! :laugh:
ku u hae mik y y eh? eh sai kong hor gua tia bor?:cheesy:

Alkapocino
02-16-2006, 09:36 PM
ku u hae mik y y eh? eh sai kong hor gua tia bor?:cheesy:
u y y , ka chui y y, tao mo y y......:p

Alkapocino
02-16-2006, 09:38 PM
He he he..rojak chin ho chiak:p
dian dian ai jiak nia...si beh tham jiak!

dang wa jor cokolek kek hor lu jiak!

h2o
02-16-2006, 09:41 PM
u yi lang si L***Pa Pa L**** (LPPL)
a bor then du si Kao Pek Kao Bu (KPKB)
Mai Hiam Beh Pai (MHBP)..ai hiam ka na sai
i thought i was hokkien until i saw this - i swear this is not hokkien lah!

Alkapocino
02-16-2006, 09:49 PM
i thought i was hokkien until i saw this - i swear this is not hokkien lah!
ning beh ma um si hockkien lang..dang si ji kuan hockkien wey si sing gar por lang kong eh!

p/s: eh, don't swear lah! :p

LiLiaN
02-16-2006, 09:50 PM
i thought i was hokkien until i saw this - i swear this is not hokkien lah!it is actually... (don't ask how i know!)

h2o
02-16-2006, 09:52 PM
Hokkien Cinderella
Test your hokkien
Instructions:
1. Read the passage carefully
2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the
end of the passage after reading.
3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah !

Section A: Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks)

Question:
Singalella why become rich ?

Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella.
She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the
sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat
oso.
Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she
become the amah.
Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah
bao-kah-liao.
If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.
Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.
CPF poon boh.
But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah
Ming got party.
So he say, "oeh, long chong lai ah."
Singalella very happy because she never go party
before but then her step-marder say, "Lee Mana eh-
sai kee, this one bahru lu eh sisters wu standard."
Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters
and step-marder.
Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-
sai.
That night she only can wave bye bye and then
she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee.
Her neighbour came over and ask, "Eh, an-zhua lu
boh kee party?"
So Singaalella kong, "I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai,
so boh pian."
She never expect but the neighbour say, "Aiyah,
kee lah, I give you money."
So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor,
after that look very different.
She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor,
already 11 o'clock.
At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the
char bor all boh sui one.
Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.
Just as Ah Ming told himself, "Aiyah see-pay zhia-
lat", Singalella came in.
Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.
"Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay
pai."
Ah Ming say to Singalella, "eh, sui eh, wah ai kah
lee zho flen!"
Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch
here touch there.
But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek die on
the dance floor.
He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good
4D number.
So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and
then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban.
So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and
then kah kee cho sen-lee.
Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.

Section B: Grades - Gauge Your command of
Hokkien....
A1. Can understand the story and pronounce
Hokkien correctly.
Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao.

A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot
pronounce Hokkien properly.
zhia lat

E8. Don't understand story and/or catch no ball.
leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien
Singabolean

F9. Don't understand rating.
kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong simi?

Alkapocino
02-16-2006, 09:53 PM
it is actually... (don't ask how i know!)
:laugh:

h2o
02-16-2006, 09:55 PM
it is actually... (don't ask how i know!)
wa lang ee nia, mah
tapi ha mi si "L***Pa Pa L**** (LPPL)"
chi leh wa chin chin beh beng pek

LiLiaN
02-16-2006, 09:59 PM
wa lang ee nia, mah
tapi ha mi si "L***Pa Pa L**** (LPPL)"
chi leh wa chin chin beh beng pektam pek kong, beh hiao pun si ho...

SS2006
02-16-2006, 10:21 PM
I am this
A1. Can understand the story and pronounce
Hokkien correctly.
Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao.

wa lang ee nia, mah
tapi ha mi si "L***Pa Pa L**** (LPPL)"
chi leh wa chin chin beh beng pek

Chi leh si ci ge ji ...L*** Pa tonbalik eh.
tonbalik si Singapor wa ho terbalik

Oddfather
02-16-2006, 10:27 PM
wa lang ee nia, mah
tapi ha mi si "L***Pa Pa L**** (LPPL)"
chi leh wa chin chin beh beng pek
In plain old English...it means caught between a rock and a hard place.:)

KongMing
02-17-2006, 12:02 AM
Sori lah Kong Ming, no hokien thread lah most of the hokien can be found in sillyporean, they talk singlish mah..
Ok what is this mean- KNS....:laugh:

KNS = "look like shit"/exclamation...etc

Singlish Dictionary http://www.singlishdictionary.com pun chui beh deuk jit lay ji !

:wacko:

siewjang
02-17-2006, 10:20 AM
Linpek di Johor si kiu lau pek. Johor eh lang jin jiak chor lor eh. Pah Sang lang siang kuang eh.

Towel - penang hokkien si tuala, johor kong jui kun

Alkapocino
02-17-2006, 10:47 AM
wa lang ee nia, mah
tapi ha mi si "L***Pa Pa L**** (LPPL)"
chi leh wa chin chin beh beng pek
Put two balls in between a stick to get the effect of LPPL. It's an expression of 'nothing has changed'. :)


p/s: No offense intended. We're all learning here. :p

Alkapocino
02-17-2006, 10:50 AM
1. yean dao
2. siao lien
3. siam
4. ah ngeia
5. phang kin

siewjang
02-17-2006, 11:47 AM
1. yean dao
2. siao lien
3. siam
4. ah ngeia
5. phang kin
1. hensem
2. young
3. excuse me
4.:confused:
5.:confused:

You sure item 4 and 5 not hockchew?

Oddfather
02-17-2006, 11:49 AM
1. hensem
2. young
3. excuse me
4.:confused:
5.:confused:

You sure item 4 and 5 not hockchew?
He is not hokkien, what do you expect??

siewjang
02-17-2006, 12:08 PM
Andrewh, can you figure out what is item 4 & 5?

Oddfather
02-17-2006, 12:23 PM
Andrewh, can you figure out what is item 4 & 5?
#4 - you
#5 - kenot laaa.... I think its not a hokkien word....unless he got it from the underground...He's the Godfather ma.

SS2006
02-17-2006, 12:38 PM
5. phang kin...bedroom?

Oddfather
02-17-2006, 12:41 PM
5. phang kin...bedroom?
then it should be phang ken....no?? :unsure:

SS2006
02-17-2006, 12:44 PM
then it should be phang ken....no?? :unsure:
Must ask Alka...no hard and fixed way to spell Hokkien words.:unsure:

Oddfather
02-17-2006, 12:45 PM
Must ask Alka...no hard and fixed way to spell Hokkien words.:unsure:

its the intonation that matter a lot.

siewjang
02-17-2006, 01:21 PM
#4 - you
#5 - kenot laaa.... I think its not a hokkien word....unless he got it from the underground...He's the Godfather ma.
Doesn't sound like it also. You is lu wat. why he got 2 words wan.:confused:

Oddfather
02-17-2006, 01:22 PM
Doesn't sound like it also. You is lu wat. why he got 2 words wan.:confused:
GIRL laa.....instead of char boh....

siewjang
02-17-2006, 01:36 PM
Boh tia kue wor. Now tau hin hin liao.

Alkapocino
02-17-2006, 01:44 PM
He is not hokkien, what do you expect??
You're not Ingrisman can tok tok ingris so good one? Hehehehe...


Ok....

4. ah ngeia means pretty
5. phang kin means lost or disappear

Meng siu ki, mai mar wa! :D

Oddfather
02-17-2006, 01:47 PM
You're not Ingrisman can tok tok ingris so good one? Hehehehe...


Ok....

4. ah ngeia means pretty
5. phang kin means lost or disappear

Meng siu ki, mai mar wa! :D
I think its time you get a Hokkien gf. :p

Chris C
02-17-2006, 02:02 PM
I think its time you get a Hokkien gf. :p
....psssssttttt......he does have one.....Alka hor.....:rolleyes: :p

Alkapocino
02-17-2006, 02:02 PM
I think its time you get a Hokkien gf. :p
Hahahaha....past tense towkey! She's the one who taught me this!! :laugh:

Alkapocino
02-17-2006, 02:03 PM
....psssssttttt......he does have one.....Alka hor.....:rolleyes: :p
du si lor...e beh hiau mah! :D

siewjang
02-17-2006, 02:06 PM
4. ah ngeia means pretty
5. phang kin means lost or disappear

Meng siu ki, mai mar wa! :D
Wah! No wonder we cannot understand la. Teochew wei pun eh kong. ngeia ngeia = teochew wei. hockkien = sui. beautiful girl = sui char boh

phang ki = boh 'n'

Si mi lang ga wa ang moh tau. Wah eh tau hin hin liao:confused: .

Alkapocino
02-17-2006, 02:09 PM
Wah! No wonder we cannot understand la. Teochew wei pun eh kong. ngeia ngeia = teochew wei. hockkien = sui. beautiful girl = sui char boh

phang ki = boh 'n'

Si mi lang ga wa ang moh tau. Wah eh tau hin hin liao:confused: .
teo jiu nang..kar chng ang aang! :laugh:

Oddfather
02-17-2006, 02:09 PM
....psssssttttt......he does have one.....Alka hor.....:rolleyes: :p
wu tak chak eh bor???

Alkapocino
02-17-2006, 02:11 PM
wu tak chak eh bor???
e si MBA..lu kong u tak che bor?

Oddfather
02-17-2006, 02:11 PM
Wah! No wonder we cannot understand la. Teochew wei pun eh kong. ngeia ngeia = teochew wei. hockkien = sui. beautiful girl = sui char boh

phang ki = boh 'n'

Si mi lang ga wa ang moh tau. Wah eh tau hin hin liao:confused: .
wa toh kar lu kong, e a hokkien wah rojak liao....siang kah Kochun kong...kah ka na sai ah neh kuang...:p

Oddfather
02-17-2006, 02:13 PM
e si MBA..lu kong u tak che bor?
MBA boh kau ler....tok ai u PHD ba lu u kau. La si PHD boh kau le....PPHHDD ba lu eh sai!!!

siewjang
02-17-2006, 02:17 PM
wa toh kar lu kong, e a hokkien wah rojak liao....siang kah Kochun kong...kah ka na sai ah neh kuang...:p
Boh lia. Siang gu sai ka pang:laugh: :sick:

Oddfather
02-17-2006, 02:18 PM
Boh lia. Siang gu sai ka pang:laugh: :sick:
wu cam kau sai, kay sai boh??

siewjang
02-17-2006, 03:22 PM
Kali mee ki geh liao. Si koh. KNN ah neh. Mai ciak liao. Eu boh ki keh, kali me ki geh.:mad:

alfred98
02-17-2006, 03:37 PM
teo jiu nang..kar chng ang aang! :laugh:
Hahahaha lu kuar tuk ah???:laugh: :laugh:

cucuan
02-17-2006, 04:11 PM
When I was working Klang, my staff always tell me....che peng BKT si peh hor chiek.....wah, sounds so rough. I believe the Northern or Swan hokkien would say ching chia hor chiek.

andrew, it's si beh hor chiek, si means mati beh hor means no good chiek means eat.

cucuan

Oddfather
02-17-2006, 04:15 PM
andrew, it's si beh hor chiek, si means mati beh hor means no good chiek means eat.

cucuan
hahaha.....the way you broken down the sentence.:laugh: :laugh:

Alkapocino
02-17-2006, 04:21 PM
Hahahaha lu kuar tuk ah???:laugh: :laugh:
you mean kuar diok si bor!

bo lah...boh kuar tiok. lu mui siewjang, u kor neng e u kuar diok!

cucuan
02-17-2006, 04:28 PM
Hokkien Cinderella
Test your hokkien
Instructions:
1. Read the passage carefully
2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the
end of the passage after reading.
3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah !

Section A: Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks)

Question:
Singalella why become rich ?

Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella.
She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the
sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat
oso.
Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she
become the amah.
Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah
bao-kah-liao.
If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.
Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.
CPF poon boh.
But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah
Ming got party.
So he say, "oeh, long chong lai ah."
Singalella very happy because she never go party
before but then her step-marder say, "Lee Mana eh-
sai kee, this one bahru lu eh sisters wu standard."
Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters
and step-marder.
Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-
sai.
That night she only can wave bye bye and then
she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee.
Her neighbour came over and ask, "Eh, an-zhua lu
boh kee party?"
So Singaalella kong, "I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai,
so boh pian."
She never expect but the neighbour say, "Aiyah,
kee lah, I give you money."
So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor,
after that look very different.
She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor,
already 11 o'clock.
At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the
char bor all boh sui one.
Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.
Just as Ah Ming told himself, "Aiyah see-pay zhia-
lat", Singalella came in.
Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.
"Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay
pai."
Ah Ming say to Singalella, "eh, sui eh, wah ai kah
lee zho flen!"
Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch
here touch there.
But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek die on
the dance floor.
He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good
4D number.
So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and
then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban.
So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and
then kah kee cho sen-lee.
Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.

Section B: Grades - Gauge Your command of
Hokkien....
A1. Can understand the story and pronounce
Hokkien correctly.
Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao.

A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot
pronounce Hokkien properly.
zhia lat

E8. Don't understand story and/or catch no ball.
leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien
Singabolean

F9. Don't understand rating.
kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong simi?


h20, i really enjoyed your cinderella story.

cucuan

siewjang
02-17-2006, 04:31 PM
h20, i really enjoyed your cinderella story.

cucuan
Translator = "h20, wa sukak lu eh singalella ko su". kekeke...

Odysseus
02-17-2006, 09:38 PM
ai pee, ai chi..ku ai duar liap nee!!! :laugh:
Alka, lu ai ki hokkien wa montesorri eu ti pan bo?

alfred98
02-18-2006, 11:23 AM
Wah Lau Yah!!! H2O!!! Singallela kor su jin hor lehh...Nabeh laugh puai si.....:laugh: :laugh:

cucuan
02-18-2006, 12:08 PM
Wah Lau Yah!!! H2O!!! Singallela kor su jin hor lehh...Nabeh laugh puai si.....:laugh: :laugh:


Correction Alfred 98, H20 lu eh Singallela kor su jin hoh tiah leh, lin-kong (no more lin-pek, lin-pek not so kheng and you gotto naik pangkat abit from Pek to Kong) cheow kau pua si::laugh: :laugh:

cucuan

Dino
02-18-2006, 12:46 PM
Speaking of Hokkien, anybody remembers those horrendous hokkien singing opera series? Wa eh mor mor stand up everytime my moms watches it. :sick:

Voon Chan
02-18-2006, 12:59 PM
cucuan, "pek" kar hoe tia. Gua boi lau & bor soon. Beh sai eong "kong":laugh: Correction Alfred 98, H20 lu eh Singallela kor su jin hoh tiah leh, lin-kong (no more lin-pek, lin-pek not so kheng and you gotto naik pangkat abit from Pek to Kong) cheow kau pua si::laugh: :laugh:

cucuan

Anson F-Clef
02-18-2006, 06:05 PM
Liak bo giu??? ahmikia si liak bo giu leh?? Liak beh tiok ku si oo yar eh lah!!

Too many corners liao, lin pek tia gau tau hing hing. Liak bo giu. :o

Alkapocino
02-18-2006, 06:15 PM
Liak bo giu??? ahmikia si liak bo giu leh?? Liak beh tiok ku si oo yar eh lah!!
'Catch no ball' lor. Ga liak beh tiok masi siu sian!

cucuan
02-20-2006, 09:49 AM
Speaking of Hokkien, anybody remembers those horrendous hokkien singing opera series? Wa eh mor mor stand up everytime my moms watches it. :sick:


tieh liau mor kun chang!

cucuan

siewjang
02-20-2006, 10:03 AM
Cucuan, lu si ha mi lang?

cucuan
02-20-2006, 10:41 AM
Cucuan, lu si ha mi lang?


My ancestors come from the Hawaii of China

cucuan

athena
02-20-2006, 10:54 AM
My ancestors come from the Hawaii of China

cucuan
hainanese?

Alkapocino
02-20-2006, 10:54 AM
My ancestors come from the Hawaii of China

cucuan
Fuyor...we should change your title to "Hawaii Five-O". :)

Dino
02-20-2006, 10:58 AM
Fuyor...we should change your title to "Hawaii Five-O". :)

"Hawaii-5ive-Ho"

Oddfather
02-20-2006, 11:02 AM
"Hawaii-5ive-Ho"
Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho. *panting*

Dino
02-20-2006, 11:04 AM
Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho. *panting*

:unsure: Lu ho boh??

Oddfather
02-20-2006, 11:04 AM
:unsure: Lu ho boh??
ku a sai....

Dino
02-20-2006, 11:08 AM
ku a sai....

Beh hiau lu kong ha mik. :o

Oddfather
02-20-2006, 11:19 AM
Beh hiau lu kong ha mik. :o
ku a sai....
surviving.

Anson F-Clef
02-20-2006, 11:19 AM
Jin Jia Ho, Jin Jia Ho!!!!!
Great one, Dino - I second to that proposal for Sir Uncle Cucuan's nick - :D

"Hawaii-5ive-Ho"

Anson F-Clef
02-20-2006, 11:20 AM
?!?!?! Ku hami kia?? Gua beh beng pek leh!

ku a sai....

Anson F-Clef
02-20-2006, 11:22 AM
Oi?? Mm See Beh Hoh chiak meh?

andrew, it's si beh hor chiek, si means mati beh hor means no good chiek means eat.

cucuan

Dino
02-20-2006, 11:22 AM
surviving.

Ou si boh??

Oddfather
02-20-2006, 11:25 AM
?!?!?! Ku hami kia?? Gua beh beng pek leh!
Lu si hokkien lang meh??

Oddfather
02-20-2006, 11:26 AM
Ou si boh??
??!!??....:confused:
Si em si??

Dino
02-20-2006, 11:30 AM
??!!??....:confused:
Si em si??

Mai kong liao....gua eh hokkien chau sai leh....:o :squeeze:

siewjang
02-20-2006, 11:39 AM
ku a sai....
:laugh: if you put ku eh sai, at least not so confusing. Now you are making Dino tau hin hin liao.

Kin jit wa jiak kali hu tau di Seapark. Lau chui nuah liao.:rolleyes:

Oddfather
02-20-2006, 11:41 AM
:laugh: if you put ku eh sai, at least not so confusing. Now you are making Dino tau hin hin liao.

Kin jit wa jiak kali hu tau di Seapark. Lau chui nuah liao.:rolleyes:
soli eh....spelling cho liao....:o

Dino
02-20-2006, 11:41 AM
:laugh: if you put ku eh sai, at least not so confusing. Now you are making Dino tau hin hin liao.

Kin jit wa jiak kali hu tau di Seapark. Lau chui nuah liao.:rolleyes:

Ku eh sai....gua eh cai laaa.....:o

siewjang
02-20-2006, 12:00 PM
soli eh....spelling cho liao....:o
Spelling boh cho. Shortcut ma. He leh eh is a, b, c eh 'a'. Wa lang char boh jin jiak pandai eh. Tau nau wai lai wai ke. Boh siang lu lang ta poh, tau nau dit, dit eh.:p

Oddfather
02-20-2006, 12:10 PM
Spelling boh cho. Shortcut ma. He leh eh is a, b, c eh 'a'. Wa lang char boh jin jiak pandai eh. Tau nau wai lai wai ke. Boh siang lu lang ta poh, tau nau dit, dit eh.:p
tau noh tik...pak oi wai....:p

dragoncity99
02-22-2006, 02:27 PM
Spelling boh cho. Shortcut ma. He leh eh is a, b, c eh 'a'. Wa lang char boh jin jiak pandai eh. Tau nau wai lai wai ke. Boh siang lu lang ta poh, tau nau dit, dit eh.:p
oh....then ....ta poh ha mi si wai wai leh? hehehehehe

Oddfather
02-22-2006, 02:39 PM
oh....then ....ta poh ha mi si wai wai leh? hehehehehe
lu eh ka liao pu si y.:p

dragoncity99
02-22-2006, 02:42 PM
lu eh ka liao pu si y.:p
Wua tau no wai wai, pang sai hi beng wai wai....pang liu ma si wai wai.....pang liu ming kea ma si wai wai.... :blink: :laugh:

Oddfather
02-22-2006, 02:48 PM
Wua tau no wai wai, pang sai hi beng wai wai....pang liu ma si wai wai.....pang liu ming kea ma si wai wai.... :blink: :laugh:
lu eh hokkien wah siang ka Godfather eh....

dragoncity99
02-22-2006, 02:51 PM
lu eh hokkien wah siang ka Godfather eh....
I dono Hock Kien actually...i main tembak oni hahahaha :laugh:

Godfather hokkien ham sap one and hock chew flavour oso? :blink: :laugh:

Oddfather
02-22-2006, 02:52 PM
I dono Hock Kien actually...i main tembak oni hahahaha :laugh:

Godfather hokkien ham sap one and hock chew flavour oso? :blink: :laugh:
siang ka lojak ler....hock chew flavoured!!!

dragoncity99
02-22-2006, 02:57 PM
siang ka lojak ler....hock chew flavoured!!!
Hahahaha, si loh si loh....wa eh zai hok kien tan pork tan pork nia....

Actually i don't even know a single word of hokkien leh...:o :laugh:

Saya main tembak saja. hahaha ROFL

I love Bak Kut Teh, but i dono why i dono Hock Kien.... :(

ben
02-22-2006, 03:42 PM
Hahahaha, si loh si loh....wa eh zai hok kien tan pork tan pork nia....

Actually i don't even know a single word of hokkien leh...:o :laugh:

Saya main tembak saja. hahaha ROFL

I love Bak Kut Teh, but i dono why i dono Hock Kien.... :(
beh hiau hokkien no problem.
lu eh hiau canto ma?
lu mai kiu bak kut teh la, kiu yuk kuat cha.
settle...

siewjang
02-22-2006, 04:18 PM
Bak kut teh ka hockkien wei youh ha mi kuang huei leh? Ha mi lang pun eh sai jiak Bak kut teh ma.

dragoncity99
02-22-2006, 04:21 PM
Oki im very confuse after reading Hock Chew + Hock Kien thread,

I think im posting a new era language:

Hock Chew Kien

And my motivation to this new language is to eat a lot of Bak Kut Teh

Alkapocino
02-23-2006, 11:45 PM
Oki im very confuse after reading Hock Chew + Hock Kien thread,

I think im posting a new era language:

Hock Chew Kien

And my motivation to this new language is to eat a lot of Bak Kut Teh
Lu kong ha mi sai? :wacko:

andrewjpan
02-24-2006, 12:03 AM
peng eu... wa boh beng paik... ah ne amm... wa ki kun...

Alkapocino
02-24-2006, 12:08 AM
peng eu... wa boh beng paik... ah ne amm... wa ki kun...
ki kun lah...mai lim ang nee je ok? :)

andrewjpan
02-24-2006, 12:17 AM
gua boh lim gu leng, gua sok gu leng eh...

Alkapocino
02-24-2006, 12:28 AM
gua boh lim gu leng, gua sok gu leng eh...
chew kar kor ka lau load lai! :laugh:

Chris C
02-24-2006, 12:29 AM
gua boh lim gu leng, gua sok gu leng eh...
...gu leng sok liao liao, hee leh botol ai say chen kee-chen kee ah...:p

Alkapocino
02-24-2006, 12:39 AM
...gu leng sok liao liao, hee leh botol ai say chen kee-chen kee ah...:p
ai ah, yong chui lai sok kar e chin kee mah ae sai liao lor! :p

Oddfather
02-24-2006, 12:42 AM
...gu leng sok liao liao, hee leh botol ai say chen kee-chen kee ah...:p
sok gu leng, chui ka beh la sam.

Chris C
02-24-2006, 12:48 AM
ai ah, yong chui lai sok kar e chin kee mah ae sai liao lor! :p
....ya poon tua!.....:p

dragoncity99
02-24-2006, 10:48 AM
Lu kong ha mi sai? :wacko:
Wa kong ah moh loh. :laugh: hahahahahha

ABC, 123,
Ah ma beh lo ti,
Lo ti bo hoe jiak,
Ah ma pang sai ho kina jiak


gua boh lim gu leng, gua sok gu leng eh...
Hahahahah ROFL

SS2006
02-24-2006, 11:04 AM
Andrewjpan, lu beh pai horr, eh hiau kong hokkien wa... bo siang lu ye kor kor.:p

dragoncity99
02-24-2006, 01:16 PM
Andrewjpan, lu beh pai horr, eh hiau kong hokkien wa... bo siang lu e kor kor.:p
Jie Jie, lu kong e kor kor? E kor kor si ???

Big Chief
02-24-2006, 04:03 PM
Kor kor boh cheng kor?

SS2006
02-24-2006, 04:04 PM
Jie Jie, lu kong e kor kor? E kor kor si ???
Aiseh...Andrewj ye kor kor si gpan lorr...wa ye peng yiu.

Anson F-Clef
02-25-2006, 12:14 AM
beh hiau hokkien no problem.
lu eh hiau canto ma?
lu mai kiu bak kut teh la, kiu yuk kuat cha.
settle...

OK lah - nah si beh hiau Penang Hokkien wah gua eh sai kar lu mah! No problem jiu si BOH BOON TEH mah - kan tan nia!

Alkapocino
02-25-2006, 02:22 PM
Any takers?

1. Lorry - ????
2. Bread
3. Screw

4. Door
5. Porridge
6. Ask

7. People
8. Wolf
9. Waves

h2o
02-25-2006, 10:34 PM
h20, i really enjoyed your cinderella story.

cucuan
thanks i also enjoy most of your stories :D

siewjang
02-27-2006, 11:00 AM
1. Lorry - loli
2. Bread - loti
3. Screw - beh hiau

4. Door - mui
5. Porridge - moy
6. Ask - muing

7. People - lang
8. Wolf - laang
9. Waves - lung

Sweating man....:squeeze:

Big Chief
02-27-2006, 01:07 PM
Screw = Lor-si

Odysseus
02-27-2006, 11:45 PM
Screw = Lor-si
Lu chin gau hor......

Oddfather
02-27-2006, 11:47 PM
Screw = Lor-si
thats half hokkien half hockchew laaa.....

Big Chief
02-28-2006, 09:20 AM
Aren't all ACSians Gau-Gau ka liau?

Big Chief
02-28-2006, 09:23 AM
thats half hokkien half hockchew laaa.....

Most hock chew and hockkien words spells similar.
Hock Chew kar Kokkien Char Pu To Siang Ma....!

siewjang
02-28-2006, 09:50 AM
Siang ciu kua ah neh. Got high and low pitch.

Alkapocino
02-28-2006, 10:16 AM
1. Burn -????
2. Dumpling
3. Real
4. Straight
5. Play

siewjang
02-28-2006, 11:09 AM
1. Burn -Sioh
2. Dumpling - Chang
3. Real - Jing
4. Straight - Dit
5. Play - yi

Alkapocino
02-28-2006, 11:12 AM
1. Burn -Sioh
2. Dumpling - Chang
3. Real - Jing
4. Straight - Dit
5. Play - yi

It should be Siew Jang Jing Jia Gau! :laugh:

dragoncity99
02-28-2006, 11:54 AM
Wah lau....hokkien make me kepala pusing leh....

So, Screw = Lo Si ????

Hock Chew Mean "Cari Nahas"???? :blink:

siewjang
02-28-2006, 12:07 PM
It should be Siew Jang Jing Jia Gau! :laugh:
haha... I think you screw up item 4 and 5:p

Big Chief
02-28-2006, 03:05 PM
Try this:

Father Come
Mother Run
Mother Come
Father Run
Nobody Come?

siewjang
02-28-2006, 03:08 PM
Father Come - lau pek (ah pa also can) lai
Mother Run - lau boo (ah mak) jau
Mother Come - lau boo lai
Father Run - lau pek jau
Nobody Come? - boh lang lai

err... was it somekind of a joke?:blink:

Big Chief
02-28-2006, 03:25 PM
Nobody run.. lo!

siewjang
02-28-2006, 03:39 PM
Am I supposed to laugh or waht?:blink:

Big Chief
02-28-2006, 03:43 PM
Mai Kee Hong la...
Lang kong jiu nia

dragoncity99
02-28-2006, 03:47 PM
Nobody run.. lo!
:laugh: hahahaha

siewjang
02-28-2006, 03:49 PM
Mai Kee Hong la...
Lang kong jiu nia
Boh kee hong. Wa blur blur nia. Boh funny pun.:huh:

Big Chief
02-28-2006, 03:57 PM
Funny = Chu bi.

siewjang
02-28-2006, 04:26 PM
Now you tried to be funny with me <~~~ translate that pls:p

Alkapocino
02-28-2006, 05:10 PM
Now you tried to be funny with me <~~~ translate that pls:p
jing jing ae jing? :p

Oddfather
02-28-2006, 05:14 PM
Now you tried to be funny with me <~~~ translate that pls:p
ka chan pu lu kia....

Voon Chan
02-28-2006, 05:54 PM
i tot chu bi =cuteFunny = Chu bi.

Alkapocino
02-28-2006, 06:05 PM
i tot chu bi =cute
CUTE is Cut E......

What is funny then, dua liap nee!!! :p

Voon Chan
02-28-2006, 06:08 PM
Funny=hoe jiu?

Alkapocino
02-28-2006, 06:11 PM
Funny=hoe jiu?
Barn jiu kah hoe chew!

KoChun
02-28-2006, 09:22 PM
I already very chin chai,
why no char bor ai
They say I kanna sai,
but my heart buei pai.
Saturday kee Mount Faber
Kuah dio couple couple
Cars liam newspaper
Kuah liao lao saliva
They say ay sai toh ay sai
bueh sai toh bueh sai
Hang cheng although pai
So I wait and wait,
For that thing call fate
Whole life bo lang date
Don't know when can mate

Alkapocino
02-28-2006, 10:05 PM
I already very chin chai,
why no char bor ai
They say I kanna sai,
but my heart buei pai.
Saturday kee Mount Faber
Kuah dio couple couple
Cars liam newspaper
Kuah liao lao saliva
They say ay sai toh ay sai
bueh sai toh bueh sai
Hang cheng although pai
So I wait and wait,
For that thing call fate
Whole life bo lang date
Don't know when can mate
wah liao eh, ning pek jingku bo tia tiok jikuan story liao! si beh ho! bo beh jau!!!!

dragoncity99
02-28-2006, 10:28 PM
Hahaha, i agree with alka on this.... si beh ho :laugh:

More KC more

KoChun
02-28-2006, 10:31 PM
Hahaha, i agree with alka on this.... si beh ho :laugh:

More KC more
More? Let me go Sinjarpor another time, okay?

dragoncity99
03-01-2006, 02:46 PM
More? Let me go Sinjarpor another time, okay?
Okay....KC

My Hokkien fail, but i think i their hokkien still can understand lah hahahah ROFL.....rojak...

TK Ho
03-02-2006, 08:10 PM
I already very chin chai,
why no char bor ai
They say I kanna sai,
but my heart buei pai.
Saturday kee Mount Faber
Kuah dio couple couple
Cars liam newspaper
Kuah liao lao saliva
They say ay sai toh ay sai
bueh sai toh bueh sai
Hang cheng although pai
So I wait and wait,
For that thing call fate
Whole life bo lang date
Don't know when can mate

KC, si beh ho liao. :squeeze:

Oddfather
03-02-2006, 09:13 PM
KC, si beh ho liao. :squeeze:
lu kong eh hokkien wah, chin jia chuo loh ler.....:p

TK Ho
03-02-2006, 09:36 PM
lu kong eh hokkien wah, chin jia chuo loh ler.....:p

tak ci ku wa chuo loh leh? (which word is rough?):p

Oddfather
03-02-2006, 09:49 PM
tak ci ku wa chuo loh leh? (which word is rough?):p
si beh....

TK Ho
03-02-2006, 09:52 PM
si beh....

No-lar, it is common word in Southern Hokkien. U can ask Shirlene:D

Oddfather
03-02-2006, 09:56 PM
No-lar, it is common word in Southern Hokkien. U can ask Shirlene:D
I am familiar with Northern and Southern hokkien...thats why is say rough....northern hokkien is softer.....
Generally, southern hokkien is rougher bcoz its campur with teochew.

TK Ho
03-02-2006, 09:58 PM
I am familiar with Northern and Southern hokkien...thats why is say rough....northern hokkien is softer.....
Generally, southern hokkien is rougher bcoz its campur with teochew.

northern Hokkien campur Hua nah wa-leh?

Alkapocino
03-02-2006, 10:44 PM
Ji ley si hock kian kong hui...mai gon ang mor wa ae sai beh?

TK Ho
03-02-2006, 10:48 PM
Ji ley si hock kian kong hui...mai gon ang mor wa ae sai beh?

lu ai beh sai ah? Kui eh kilo?:p

Alkapocino
03-02-2006, 10:53 PM
lu ai beh sai ah? Kui eh kilo?:p
Lu ing gai mui wai kui lui ji kilo! :D

TK Ho
03-02-2006, 10:59 PM
Lu ing gai mui wai kui lui ji kilo! :D

so-li-la. wa mai bay. free wa pun mai.:D

siewjang
03-03-2006, 09:12 AM
Wa suka tia "Si beh..." ada umphh ma.

KongMing
03-03-2006, 05:06 PM
Wa suka tia "Si beh..." ada umphh ma.

"Si beh" emm si jing chor lor la, kor er sai la!

Alkapocino
03-03-2006, 10:50 PM
"Si beh" emm si jing chor lor la, kor er sai la!
ang ne kwang, kao pek kao bu leh? ae chor lor bo?

TK Ho
03-04-2006, 12:56 AM
ang ne kwang, kao pek kao bu leh? ae chor lor bo?

Lu kao peh kao bu - ah? Si beh chor lo - la.

Alkapocino
03-04-2006, 01:16 AM
Lu kao peh kao bu - ah? Si beh chor lo - la.
TK Ho jing chor lo
kua diok cha bo duar bak dor
jay lor ree ki bidor
beh jik kuang milo hor hi leh cha bor....:p

TK Ho
03-04-2006, 01:22 AM
TK Ho jing chor lo
kua diok cha bo duar bak dor
jay lor ree ki bidor
beh jik kuang milo hor hi leh cha bor....:p

wah-la alka, lu eh hokkien si beh keng. :p Eh hiao kong 'pantun'. beh ka lu pi sai liao-la. 'surrender':p

Alkapocino
03-04-2006, 01:43 AM
wah-la alka, lu eh hokkien si beh keng. :p Eh hiao kong 'pantun'. beh ka lu pi sai liao-la. 'surrender':p
:laugh: lu tong kin bah ru ae zai!!!!

TK Ho
03-06-2006, 11:53 PM
Any experts reply?
1. Fish
2. Fed up
3. Sorry
4. Lorry
5. Bull shit
6. Making a lot of noise (start with K...)

siewjang
03-07-2006, 10:05 AM
1. Fish - Hu
2. Fed up - tulan!!!:eek:
3. Sorry - nowadays i just say "paiseh paiseh";)
4. Lorry - Loli
5. Bull shit - chia tua pau
6. Making a lot of noise (start with K...) - the one i know is char:huh:

Alkapocino
03-07-2006, 11:08 AM
1. Fish - Hu
2. Fed up - tulan!!!:eek:
3. Sorry - nowadays i just say "paiseh paiseh";)
4. Lorry - Loli
5. Bull shit - chia tua pau
6. Making a lot of noise (start with K...) - the one i know is char:huh:
'Bull Shit' um si gu sai meh?

Ha mi si tulan? Ae sai jiak bor?

siewjang
03-07-2006, 11:18 AM
'Bull Shit' um si gu sai meh?

Ha mi si tulan? Ae sai jiak bor?
tulan fear factor eh sai jiak:sick:

Si lo. "Bull Shit" si gu sai. Aiyah, wa eh tau nau boh ah neh tik. Wai lai, wai ki.:o

Alkapocino
03-07-2006, 11:23 AM
tulan fear factor eh sai jiak:sick:

Si lo. "Bull Shit" si gu sai. Aiyah, wa eh tau nau boh ah neh tik. Wai lai, wai ki.:o
bo 'halal' si bor!!!! :laugh:

siewjang
03-07-2006, 11:27 AM
Fear factor long jong ang moh lang. Boh hwan kia. halal ma...

Alkapocino
03-07-2006, 11:32 AM
Rambutan -
Soursop -
Sea Coconut -
Green Apple -
Mango -
Mangosteen -
Banana -
Guava -

siewjang
03-07-2006, 11:37 AM
Rambutan - ang moh tan
Soursop - ah moh lui lian
Sea Coconut - beh hiao
Green Apple - peng kor
Mango - swain
Mangosteen - mangis
Banana - kin jiu
Guava - jambuu

Alkapocino
03-07-2006, 11:42 AM
Rambutan - ang moh tan
Soursop - ah moh lui lian
Sea Coconut - beh hiao
Green Apple - peng kor
Mango - swain
Mangosteen - mangis
Banana - kin jiu
Guava - jambuu
Hmmm...beh pai 5/8. Hehehehe.

Oddfather
03-07-2006, 11:45 AM
Rambutan - ang moh tan
Soursop - ah moh lui lian
Sea Coconut - hai yah
Green Apple - peng kor
Mango - swain
Mangosteen - mangis
Banana - kin jiu
Guava - jambuu
LOL....is this correct???

siewjang
03-07-2006, 11:50 AM
Hmmm...beh pai 5/8. Hehehehe.
Jo mi 5/8? Jit leh beh liau nia mah:( . Long jong jiok kah liao.

Alkapocino
03-07-2006, 11:51 AM
Jo mi 5/8? Jit leh beh liau nia mah:( . Long jong jiok kah liao.
Lu mui andrewh kwa, si jik leh be hiau ku si ang juar? :laugh:

Oddfather
03-07-2006, 11:56 AM
Lu mui andrewh kwa, si jik leh be hiau ku si ang juar? :laugh:
oi, gua me si sing seh ler......lu eh jambuu ching chu bi ler....

siewjang
03-07-2006, 11:56 AM
:( mai ka lu hor liao.

Oddfather
03-07-2006, 12:05 PM
:( mai ka lu hor liao.
mai air neh kuan ler.....gua cheah lu jiak jambuu eh sai bor???:)

siewjang
03-07-2006, 12:10 PM
jambuu ai pang jeh jeh sem boi.... *lau cui nuah liao....

Alkapocino
03-07-2006, 12:13 PM
jambuu ai pang jeh jeh sem boi.... *lau cui nuah liao....
wa pun ai lim...som boi juae juae!

Oddfather
03-07-2006, 12:13 PM
jambuu ai pang jeh jeh sem boi.... *lau cui nuah liao....
boh boon tei. :D

siewjang
03-07-2006, 12:26 PM
wa pun ai lim...som boi juae juae!
Sem boi si jah boh jiak. lu ai pien jessie chung ah?:p

Alkapocino
03-07-2006, 12:27 PM
Sem boi si jah boh jiak. lu ai pien jessie chung ah?:p
Wah lim jui lu jiak sem boi lor! :laugh:

siewjang
03-07-2006, 12:30 PM
Lu chi wa jiak?kekekke...

Oddfather
03-07-2006, 12:31 PM
Lu chi wa jiak?kekekke...
wah....chin jiak lo man ler....

siewjang
03-07-2006, 12:35 PM
lu mai jiak chor hor :p

Oddfather
03-07-2006, 12:37 PM
lu mai jiak chor hor :p
bor jiak chor, jiak kampuan pang chor.....:wacko: :wacko:

siewjang
03-07-2006, 12:40 PM
Kampuang pang chor :sick:

Loh mee pang chor - veli good!

Oddfather
03-07-2006, 12:43 PM
Kampuang pang chor :sick:

Loh mee pang chor - veli good!
des pe ra do case mah.....:amused:

TK Ho
03-07-2006, 07:05 PM
1. Fish - Hu
2. Fed up - tulan!!!:eek:
3. Sorry - nowadays i just say "paiseh paiseh";)
4. Lorry - Loli
5. Bull shit - chia tua pau
6. Making a lot of noise (start with K...) - the one i know is char:huh:

More to test the skills:
1.Making a lot of noise (start with Kow P... K....B)
2.Damn it
3.Stupid idiot
4.Spider
5.Cuckoo bird
6.Milk

Alkapocino
03-07-2006, 07:13 PM
1.Making a lot of noise = Kao Pek Kao Bu
2.Damn it = gardenia loti
3.Stupid idiot = bo eng e siao gong gia
4.Spider = di chu
5.Cuckoo bird = kuku jiau
6.Milk = Nee or gu neng


Na si u lang hor wa ang sek e 'tek-tek' wa du si ka TK Ho yi tao!

TK Ho
03-07-2006, 07:15 PM
1.Making a lot of noise = Kao Pek Kao Bu
2.Damn it = gardenia loti
3.Stupid idiot = bo eng e siao gong gia
4.Spider = di chu
5.Cuckoo bird = kuku jiau6.Milk = Nee or gu neng


Na si u lang hor wa ang sek e 'tek-tek' wa du si ka TK Ho yi tao!

Alka, lu kong si mi? :p

Alkapocino
03-07-2006, 07:23 PM
Alka, lu kong si mi? :p
mai ke ke si la...tan lu dui lai wa hor lu kwa baru lu ae zai ha mi si kuku jiao lah!

Big Chief
03-07-2006, 11:42 PM
mai ke ke si la...tan lu dui lai wa hor lu kwa baru lu ae zai ha mi si kuku jiao lah!

Lu lang mai kong chao war la. Chi leh forum tu bi cheng ki eh.. lu lang chai bo..?

TK Ho
03-08-2006, 02:46 AM
mai ke ke si la...tan lu dui lai wa hor lu kwa baru lu ae zai ha mi si kuku jiao lah!

Wei, wa bo chi toh Brokeback mountain eh. :p

TK Ho
03-08-2006, 09:56 AM
More translations for the experts:cheesy: :
1.Lion dance
2.Dragon dance
3.Trishaw
4.Human

Any brave souls?

KongMing
03-08-2006, 03:32 PM
1.Lion dance=lang sai
2.Dragon dance=lang leng?
3.Trishaw=tua chia/ sa lian chia
4.Human=lang

correct or not ar?:blink:

PreciousPearl
03-08-2006, 09:16 PM
eh! thot sa lien chia = tricycle

my contribution:
rickshaw = lan chia

TK Ho
03-08-2006, 09:19 PM
1.Lion dance=lang sai
2.Dragon dance=lang leng?
3.Trishaw=tua chia/ sa lian chia
4.Human=lang

correct or not ar?:blink:

Get 75% right. See PP's post-lah, lang chia:p

PreciousPearl
03-08-2006, 09:26 PM
Get 75% right. See PP's post-lah, lang chia:p
TK - rickshaw and trishaw different one worr

oso got this:
bullock cart = gu chia

Oddfather
03-08-2006, 09:27 PM
TK - rickshaw and trishaw different one worr

oso got this:
bullock cart = gu chia
aircond bullock cart??

TK Ho
03-08-2006, 09:31 PM
TK - rickshaw and trishaw different one worr

oso got this:
bullock cart = gu chia

Dey PP, the 75% refers to 3 out of 4 correct-mah. I know-lah, they are different-la.

More to come:

1. Cannot
2. Sell dung
3. Cupboard
4. Poke
5. Dog
6. Monkey

PreciousPearl
03-08-2006, 09:46 PM
aircond bullock cart??
open air one mah....

Dey PP, the 75% refers to 3 out of 4 correct-mah. I know-lah, they are different-la.

More to come:

1. Cannot
2. Sell dung
3. Cupboard
4. Poke
5. Dog
6. Monkey
okey okey, like quiz nite onli :p

1. Cannot = beh sai
2. Sell dung = beh sai
3. Cupboard = tu
4. Poke = tuk
(BTW, chopstick = tu)
5. Dog = kau
6. Monkey = kau
(no guarantees given for correct pronunciation):laugh:

TK Ho
03-08-2006, 09:49 PM
open air one mah....


okey okey, like quiz nite onli :p

1. Cannot = beh sai
2. Sell dung = beh sai
3. Cupboard = tu
4. Poke = tuk
(BTW, chopstick = tu)
5. Dog = kau
6. Monkey = kau
(no guarantees given for correct pronunciation):laugh:

:laugh: Well done PP well done.

Alka, you have met your match oreadi :p

TK Ho
03-08-2006, 09:55 PM
aircond bullock cart??

Just for you andrewh sir, it's called leng khi eh gua chia.

Oddfather
03-08-2006, 09:58 PM
Just for you andrewh sir, it's called leng khi eh gua chia.
not bad.....:)

PreciousPearl
03-09-2006, 04:37 AM
not bad.....:)
boh pai!:D

PreciousPearl
03-09-2006, 04:57 AM
right folks, who's game to try these;) ?

1) grandad

2) bucket

3) hit

4) say

5) giddy

Oddfather
03-09-2006, 06:16 AM
right folks, who's game to try these;) ?

1) grandad-kong kong

2) bucket-tang

3) hit-pak

4) say-kong

5) giddy-tau hin hin
.

KongMing
03-09-2006, 09:05 AM
Maybe try some hightech Hokkien similar to the Hockchew corner. Start from basic ones:

1. Computer
2. Printer
3. Camera
4. Hi-fi
5. MP3 player

Oddfather
03-09-2006, 09:41 AM
Maybe try some hightech Hokkien similar to the Hockchew corner. Start from basic ones:

1. Computer - tau noh ke
2. Printer - ink chua ke
3. Camera - siao eng ke
4. Hi-fi - cheong ke
5. MP3 player - 3 langs cheong ke
.