Sinjapor Boleh Tak?

[Alkapocino]

Sinjapor memang tak boleh lah! For starters, we drink fresh water, they drink recycled toilet water so that make us superior already!! hahaha...

Want to hear more singapore stories, buy me unlimited milo-kosong-ais and nasi lemak + ayam goreng, I can tell you all the bullshit attitude of a typical Sinjarporean from the day I found out that Sinjarporen are actually our neighbours from down under, yeah, you got me, down under, right next to my [EDITED: vulgar].

If people from far and away land dunno how to pronouce Genting, then we can forgive lah, but our neighbours, whom mostly were immigrants from Malaysia, after staying in Sinjarpore also cannot pronounce Genting. They call Jenting, that I cannot tahan lah.

When we go up north, dont tell me we also dunno how to pronouce their places of interest. We dont call "Phuket" as "[{*HUKI}EDITED: vulgar]" right?

But, all negative things sure got their positive side also lah. At least, their "CENSORSHIP" policy more lenient than ours. This forum is proof already.
What do you say?

[Dino]

^^Bump^^

[daBoss]

well, i think singapore definitely BOLEH!!! ok, we've got allllllllll those complaints about how boring it is and how strict the government is and how the place is devoid of mamaks but consider this:

someone who is as calculative as turkey thinks it's worth it to work there for a couple of years and break out of the boredom by coming back to kl every single weekend by bus.

[shortcow]

Pronouncing words is irritating but not enough to annoy us. What i dislike abt Singaporeans is the "high & mighty" attitude they seem to potray eventho they hv very little to show.

What most disgust me the most especially as Chinese is that Singaporeans old parents have the right to sue their children for maintenance money. What sort of children are they??? If their parents knew that this would happen, they wouldnt even think twice of killing the children and save them the heartache. To me, Singaporeans are losing the Chinese heritage and culture slowly but surely until one day, we call them only Singaporeans and not Chinese Singaporeans.

Today's Star came up with a write up abt blue collar working girls would hv a tough time finding marriage partners because most the guys are turning to Vietnamese, Thailand & Indonesian for better "Behaved" brides. Those ladies who earns SGD5000 - 7000 wouldnot give the guy the time of the day if does not fulfill the famous five Cs. These ladies, we shall live leave them alone (with their lonely "toys").

Enough for now.

cheers,
alan yu

[song cm]

Well....as much as we know abt the kiasu and kiasi attitude of the Singaporeans...the one thing dat we have to give to them is the fact dat they are really efficient......I guess this is the spin off from their kaisu nature.

I deal with various vendors from different part of the world ...Japanese, Koreans, Taiwanese, Americans and so forth but the most efficient lot (in general) are the Singaporeans...they are really a class act in this respect....but at times they can be a pain in the.....

[daBoss]

truth be told, malaysians are on the way there too - when your country gets affluent, values and attitudes change - so what's the diff?

[JC]

truth be told, malaysians are on the way there too - when your country gets affluent, values and attitudes change - so what's the diff?
The difference is the population's mindset. IMHO, though Singapore is developed nation with many nationalities in there, it seems that they are very westernised. I admire Japan & their people a lot. They are a developed nation and managed to re-build their country in a short span of time after the last World War. They have also managed to preserve their cultural heritage and traditions (e.g. onsen, religious events, annual kite flying and my favourite: SUMO WRESTLING). I guess the other difference is that, maybe, Sinjapor do not have heritages/cultures... (if I recall correctly)

[ausman]

JC... I couldn't agree with u more on the sinjapor culture... they don't have any...."I think" after iving there for 4 years... it really suck when those bastards think the only sinjapor is superior... In fact I was working for one of the most ass-hole boss.... damn bloodies stingy...
to him malaysia is such a backward countries.... that he think that most of us live in kampung....with no facilities.
I tell you this is one guy that I will take out my shot gun to shoot his damn ass-hole down.. worse of all he call himself "righteous" "geo lef wai people"

[song cm]

truth be told, malaysians are on the way there too - when your country gets affluent, values and attitudes change - so what's the diff?


daBoss,

I find it hard to take in your statement without a pinch of salt. A typical example are the government departments.....The Singaporean government actually hire the best and brightest to run the country but I can't say the same for Malaysia.....

You know....I went to the JPJ a couple of months back to transfer the ownership of my car to my wife and you cant imagine the number of forms required and the number of ppl we have to see....just to change ownership....totally inefficient....

[ausman]

you ah... knowing that u have to go thru so much hassle why in the first place u want to transfer name.....

.....hmmm... example....my car is in my dad's name..... too much of a hssle hence we deceided that it not worth the effort and just pay insurance additional RM10 for extra driver...

[song cm]

you ah... knowing that u have to go thru so much hassle why in the first place u want to transfer name.....

.....hmmm... example....my car is in my dad's name..... too much of a hssle hence we deceided that it not worth the effort and just pay insurance additional RM10 for extra driver...

Transfer name becoz new car is in my name (more NCB) and mrs just want to make sure dat she has one in her name as well....hehe

plus i want to keep her ncb running....

[ausman]

singapore though they are high and mighty.... remember all it needs is just a silence killer to put the whole country in pissing their pants.... "SARS"

:D ha...ha...ha... so what with the best people to run the job....?

[song cm]

I was really impressed with the way the S'pore government handled the SARS situation...would not want to imagine how ours would have coupled with it....touch wood...and dat is the difference....

[ausman]

frankly I'm not that impressed except they don't have a choice hence they need or force to take extreme measures...

So there is no big deal in it as how they handle rather how hungry are you?

Hunger make a man hunt for food....aus

[Dino]

I think Singaporeans in general are pretty arrogant. Met a few in UK and US all i can say about them is....i am thankful that there is only so much of them compared to China. :D

[ausman]

They are no only arrogant .... but show off their superiority in our country ... driving in the fast lane at their top speed in their "100% bank loan" car. This make me want to puke.....

Tell you what if you ever see any of them in a stuck up position .... tell them that they are drinking water from their own past motion/.... see their red-face.....burning...

[Dino]

They are no only arrogant .... but show off their superiority in our country ... driving in the fast lane at their top speed in their "100% bank loan" car. This make me want to puke.....

Tell you what if you ever see any of them in a stuck up position .... tell them that they are drinking water from their own past motion/.... see their red-face.....burning...

Heheheheee...Garbage in --> Garbage out!!! :D

[KongMing]

....To me, Singaporeans are losing the Chinese heritage and culture slowly but surely until one day, we call them only Singaporeans and not Chinese Singaporeans.

Today's Star came up with a write up abt blue collar working girls would hv a tough time finding marriage partners because most the guys are turning to Vietnamese, Thailand & Indonesian for better "Behaved" brides. Those ladies who earns SGD5000 - 7000 wouldnot give the guy the time of the day if does not fulfill the famous five Cs. These ladies, we shall live leave them alone (with their lonely "toys").

Enough for now.

cheers,
alan yu


Hahahaha.....too many bananas in Sg liao, self sufficient, no need to import from Msia liao...Now only they encourage kids to learn Ch, mostly for $$$ purposes, doing biz wif Ch when they grow up....Ch big market hor...Sg jus a peanut, hav2 depend on "daigo" ma....

"Just for lunch" or watever name they call it...jus a dating services for the bz rich corporate singles...Pathetic! evry now n then u read articles in t media talking abt Sg lady going for "ang-moh"...same old stories....Sg ppl r still living in t colonial time...jus observe t way they treat u and ang-mo...

Sg boleh tak? satay boleh!

[Voon Chan]

"u read articles in t media talking abt Sg lady going for "ang-moh"...same old stories....Sg ppl r still living in t colonial time...jus observe t way they treat u and ang-mo..."[/QUOTE]

They go for the money only not the person. Remember the "Sarong Party Girl" they will be all over you, do anything you want if you have $$$$$. those girls are just crazy. I spoke to one she told me "If I go for a local they want to f@#$ me, ang moh also want to F@#* me but ang moh can give me a lot money" she said. Why should I go for local?

The trend is catching up in KL.

[KongMing]

Sarong Party Gir[/B]l" they will be all over you, do anything you want if you have $$$$$. those girls are just crazy. I spoke to one she told me "If I go for a local they want to f@#$ me, ang moh also want to F@#* me but ang moh can give me a lot money" she said. Why should I go for local?

The trend is catching up in KL.

ohhh yeah...quite true also...besides the SPGs(mostly ah lian i think), they are many educated sg females going for ang-mo, they say it's a matter of preference, not that sg man are not good enuff. Who knows?

Whoa! KL also got ah? SDG is it "Sarong Dropping Gal" ? I tot bohsia only...i think SPG exist everywhere....Beware, the army of China SPG are invading Sg n KL hehee!

[song cm]

ohhh yeah...quite true also...besides the SPGs(mostly ah lian i think), they are many educated sg females going for ang-mo, they say it's a matter of preference, not that sg man are not good enuff. Who knows?

Whoa! KL also got ah? SDG is it "Sarong Dropping Gal" ? I tot bohsia only...i think SPG exist everywhere....Beware, the army of China SPG are invading Sg n KL hehee!

Hey...wat abt Penang??

No SPG or SDG invading here? :D

Talkin abt women from China....there are frequent raids carried out in Penang with respect to "these type of activities" (I read them in the papaers...haha).
And the funniest part is dat the papers actually mentioned how much these women charged....whatever for?? :confused:

[daLady]

Hey...wat abt Penang??

No SPG or SDG invading here? :D

Talkin abt women from China....there are frequent raids carried out in Penang with respect to "these type of activities" (I read them in the papaers...haha).
And the funniest part is dat the papers actually mentioned how much these women charged....whatever for?? :confused:
I remember reading in the newspaper not too long ago about such women invading Ayer Tawar or Sitiawan - imagine how close to home it gets. These women are mostly in their 30s or early 40s and target mostly the coffeeshop-going retirees.

[ausman]

China dolls had been in S'wan long long time ago.... heard that it only cost RM800-1000 /mth for keeping them as mistress.... according to the rumours that it definitely cheaper compare to brothel visits. Then later rumours also that the local authorities start to enforce it.... and the price shoot up to RM1200 - 1500 /mth... supply is less than demand.....

Btw... we are on the singapore thread lah.... singapore is a very fine city.... monay seems to be the only topic for the singaporean... anyone disagree?

[daLady]

Sorry sorry....back to Singapore stories. I don't know about the vast majority of Singaporeans but the few of them whom I've worked are really nice people.

[Voon Chan]

Btw... we are on the singapore thread lah.... singapore is a very fine city.... monay seems to be the only topic for the singaporean... anyone disagree?

I do with ausman. Even the government is talking about money, example, you can be fine for having chewing gum and a lot of other things the goverment will impose a fine. It is really a "fine city".

On China's doll they are all over in major cities & small towns in Malaysia. Watch out, your neighbour may have one without you realising it. :eek:

[ausman]

Sorry sorry....back to Singapore stories. I don't know about the vast majority of Singaporeans but the few of them whom I've worked are really nice people.

Of course I do agree there are nice people in Singapore.... but it seems like the majority of them are just have this $$$$ on their eyes and mouth....
Shit... damn smelly.... :mad:

[KongMing]

Sorry sorry....back to Singapore stories. I don't know about the vast majority of Singaporeans but the few of them whom I've worked are really nice people.

Empress is rite la...got good and bad sg ppl....must be fair with ppl ma.......some sg boss really squeeze their staff dry dry...pay small small expect ppl work for free....(sg Phenomenon: free stuff=long long long queue) think their coin is as big as truck tyre.

Sg boleh? squeeze boleh!

[KongMing]

Of course I do agree there are nice people in Singapore.... but it seems like the majority of them are just have this $$$$ on their eyes and mouth....
Shit... damn smelly.... :mad:

You will be amazed seeing ppl queueing for almost everything in sg( very good discipline hor), especially the routine 4D, toto queue...hahaha


Sg boleh? queueing boleh!

[KongMing]

.....On China's doll they are all over in major cities & small towns in Malaysia. Watch out, your neighbour may have one without you realising it. :eek:

I think in this case Msia boleh! because sg simply has no room to keep them! hehehe :D

[Fulat]

If you want to talk about Sinjarporean, I got 101 stories to tell.....A bit busy these few days to write, but watch out for my coming column!!

If I become PM of Malaysia, first thing I do is to turn off the tap, than we offer to sell them our pee at RM0.02 per cubic meter. Secondly, to impose similar charges to SG registered cars coming into JB @ RM60 a day and thirdly, traffic fines for SG registered cars to double and must pay before the leave Malaysian shores like what they do to us. This will only be the first part of the New Economic Policy plan. After that, dig a channel thru' Kuantan and come out thru' Kampung Aceh and make Lumut the major port!! Hahaha...... Malaysia Boleh!!

[arch-an-gel]

Of course I do agree there are nice people in Singapore.... but it seems like the majority of them are just have this $$$$ on their eyes and mouth....
Shit... damn smelly.... :mad:


wah..but eh..we can't blame them cause they have been staying in the small circle for too long..everywhere tall buildings, tall flats, tall etc can suffocate the mind. :(

"Blessed are those who put their treasures in the Kingdom of God"
Peace be unto you.

eh..angels comment are supposed to be neutral..with the Good of course. :D

[arch-an-gel]

If you want to talk about Sinjarporean, I got 101 stories to tell.....A bit busy these few days to write, but watch out for my coming column!!

If I become PM of Malaysia, first thing I do is to turn off the tap, than we offer to sell them our pee at RM0.02 per cubic meter. Secondly, to impose similar charges to SG registered cars coming into JB @ RM60 a day and thirdly, traffic fines for SG registered cars to double and must pay before the leave Malaysian shores like what they do to us. This will only be the first part of the New Economic Policy plan. After that, dig a channel thru' Kuantan and come out thru' Kampung Aceh and make Lumut the major port!! Hahaha...... Malaysia Boleh!!

This is an evil plan indeed Lord of the evil empire, it's where the Angel will lift up the mighty sword and....

[ausman]

If you want to talk about Sinjarporean, I got 101 stories to tell.....A bit busy these few days to write, but watch out for my coming column!!

If I become PM of Malaysia, first thing I do is to turn off the tap, than we offer to sell them our pee at RM0.02 per cubic meter. Secondly, to impose similar charges to SG registered cars coming into JB @ RM60 a day and thirdly, traffic fines for SG registered cars to double and must pay before the leave Malaysian shores like what they do to us. This will only be the first part of the New Economic Policy plan. After that, dig a channel thru' Kuantan and come out thru' Kampung Aceh and make Lumut the major port!! Hahaha...... Malaysia Boleh!!

fulat... u have a vote from me when u run for PM of M'sia.... esp. the channel from Kuantan to Lumut....
:D

hip...hip...hooray... sg boleh???? sitiawan mesti boleh!

[siewjang]

fulat... i will get my ah kong, ah ma to vote for you too.

[daBoss]

...If I become PM of Malaysia, first thing I do is to turn off the tap, than we offer to sell them our pee at RM0.02 per cubic meter...
another champion post by fulat :)

anyway, bottom line is that if most of us are offered jobs in singapore, we'd be flying down in a jiffy because the dem ringgit is killing us. we should have the ringgit repegged...

[ausman]

working in Sinjapor is only for the $$$ else... a lousy place to live... with people that is getting arrogant most of the time....

RM repegged.... shit... I really hope it happen... else next year I will be out of job....

[LiLiaN]

oh come on, that is a bit unfair to the nice people there... i have a good few friends whom i've known for years from sg and they're generous and friendsly and sweet... definitely not all that arrogant, despite their love for designers :)

[Alkapocino]

oh come on, that is a bit unfair to the nice people there... i have a good few friends whom i've known for years from sg and they're generous and friendsly and sweet... definitely not all that arrogant, despite their love for designers :)
O yea? That's bcoz you have an English designer name with a PHD living in Dublin. Come to Sinjapor and work for a year and then post in this thread again.
:)

[JC]

Is it true that Sinjaporians generally dislikes Malaysians? I have the feeling whenever I go across the causeway. They see me no up :( Must be my clothings that have no designer logos.

[Fulat]

OK! Now I will tell more stories about our sinjarporean friends from down below, near my ding dongs. Of course, my stories are based on my experiences with them and I am sure not all of them are like that, but more than what you can find in Malaysia.

1) One day, my dear Sinjarporean colleagues was in town, at that time I was working in Uptown and we decide to go for a beer at one of the many pubs in Uptown. You know lah, the pubs down there got lots of ah lians whose job is to annoy the hell out of you and to waste your drinks so that you will buy more (but that is another story all together....). So, as we got into the pub, ordered our drinks and enjoying our beers, one of the Ah lians came up to my Sinjarporean colleague (who happens to be another chinaman who looks and dress no different from you and me) as asked him,"you work here around here ah?" This sinjarporean bugger replied,"Huh? work here? why? I look like Malaysian meh?" Wah lau!! I si pek cannot tahan!!!!

2) I was talking to this big time Regional Director of a MNC Software company based in Sinjarpore and he is a Sinjarporen.He said it was very difficult hiring good sales people in Malaysia. And I ask him why, he said,"Only Sinjarpore you can find good sales people, there is none in malaysia. Those that are good, are all hired and is working in Sinjarpore already!!" Wah Lau!! I hear this statement even more tulan.

3) I always thought that Penang is Kiam Siap Island, you will find the most number of kiam siap people per sq km than anywhere else in the world...but I was wrong. About sometime last year, when I was working for a local reseller, I went to Sinjarpore for a visit and decided to pay a visit to some of my vendors. They are all big, reputable American owned software companies but with their regional HQ in Sg. 1st occation, I made an appointment to meet the rep who was taking care of Malaysia for dinner, when we met, he brought his whole gang. We went to a restaurant, in the "pineapple biulding", all order food and beer like nobody's business, when the bill came, somemore buat dunno. What made me tulan is, that bugger can somemore critisize our market and say our business too small for him!! I was having casual talk on how he can assist us to grow his business in Malaysia, instead, he ask me to write a proposal to him and he will consider!! Niama...!!!

4) I had a business lunch with another Regional Director of a large American owned software company, also based in Sinjarpore. He decided to eat in this nice looking chinese restaurant. Somemore, it was a courtesy call and we were there to give him a commitment for a huge order. When the bill came, he also buat dunno and look at me, so I have to pay the bill!! Even more tulan! Really no hospitality. Give him order somemore must buy him lunch like we are the host!!

5) About 2 months ago, my brader was in sinjarpore with me and we went out partying with some friends. One of my friends girlfriend was talking to my brader for a while and ask him,"which school did you study last time?", my brader answered,"I am not from Sg, I am from Malaysia." You know what she answered? "Wah!! Malaysian also can speak english so well ah?" Niama!! This I maximum tulan! They only think Sinjarporeans only know how to speak english!!

[daBoss]

very well articulated... we should ask sieh ping to try to get your post published in the star - i guarantee you got lotsa response.

[Dino]

Guess we are not the only ones who thinks Lionpoor is arrogant.
Dig this one out from google....although old but still makes sense.


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SINGAPORE, : Singaporeans need to shed their "arrogance" and "air of superiority" if they are to further improve relations with China, a former Chinese ambassador to the prosperous city-state said in comments reported on Thursday.

Chen Bioliu, who was China's envoy to Singapore from 1997 to 2000, told a business forum in Beijing on Wednesday that Singaporeans were often perceived as lauding their English language skills and international experience over Chinese mainlanders.


"I hope my Singaporean friends can drop their arrogance and the Chinese can let go of their pride," the Straits Times newspaper here quoted her as saying.

"This way we can co-operate hand in hand and create a win-win situation. We can go further this way."

The newspaper said she acknowledged Singaporeans speak better English, live in a more developed country and are more familiar with foreign cultures than people in China.

She described these assets as Singapore's "capital", but warned China was catching up fast.

"Capital can be devalued in time. In past decades, China has developed and now the Chinese also speak some English and have some exposure to foreigners," Chen said.

Chen's comments reflect the fears of some in government here, with senior officials previously warning people they must do more to dop the "ugly Singaporean" image that many people in neighbouring countries have of them.

The Straits Times, which is the biggest selling newspaper in Singapore and rarely strays from government opinion, carried the report prominently on page three accompanying a story on Prime Minister Goh Chok Tong's current visit to China.

Singapore, a tiny but wealthy nation, is the only country in Southeast Asia with a majority Chinese population, a legacy of immigration policies under the former British colonial government.

Chen told her audience she was speaking "freely" after being constrained as ambassador, according to the Straits Times, but she also appeared to tone down her comments by commenting on what links the two countries.

"There are blood ties, a common language and culture. These 'three commons' explain why China and Singapore enjoy a special relationship," she said. - AFP

http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/afp_asiapacific/view/58189/1/.html

[LiLiaN]

O yea? That's bcoz you have an English designer name with a PHD living in Dublin. Come to Sinjapor and work for a year and then post in this thread again.
:)
aik, my name is original ok... :p and the PhD is still light years away (hopefully brain not fried by that stage)...lol...
anyway, that's besides the point... i supposed i only know a very small subset of singaporeans, so can't judge everyone...

there's arrogant people everywhere, and i think the worse offenders are people from cities...
went home on holiday, went shopping, salesgirl rude like siao... looking as if i won't be able to buy anything from the shop...
then as i started speaking english (foreign accent showing - not show off, need about 2-3 weeks to adopt back fully local accent after being away)..
immediately showed me all the latest style, and exclaimed that they'd look perfect on me... what kind of attitude is that?
so, still town like sitiawan is much better, friendly people everywhere... :)

anyway, was thinking of moving to sg after finishing here (supposedly great science hub somewhere called biopolis or something like that) but now...
not so keen anymore... more horror stories everyday on long working hours, etc etc...

[song cm]

very well articulated... we should ask sieh ping to try to get your post published in the star - i guarantee you got lotsa response.


But after censoring, there won't be much left to be published....

[miki]

A Pakistani, a Malaysian and a Sinjaporean were caught smuggling in Saudi Arabia. They were brought in front of King Fadh for sentencing.

"The punishment for your crime is 30 lashes," said the King.
"Since I am in a good mood today, I will grant each of you one wish
before the punishment."

"Your Royal Highness, I want to have a pillow tied to my back," requested the Pakistani. "Your wish is granted," said the King.

Unfortunately, at the 25th lash, the pillow fell off the back of the Pakistani. He got 5 painful lashes on his back.

"Your Royal Highness, I want to have 2 pillows tied to my back," asked the Sinjaporean. "Your wish is granted," replied the King.

Again unfortunately, this time, the pillows fell off the Sinjaporean's back at the 29th lash. He got one painful lash on his back.

"I see, you are a Malaysian," the King said. "In view of the very good relationship between Malaysia and Saudi Arabia, I make an exception to grant you 2 wishes instead."

"Thank you for your kindness. Your Royal Highness, may I have 60 lashes as my punishment?" the Malaysian asked.

"I am surprised, but it is up to you," said the King. "What is your second wish?"

"Your Royal Highness, I want the Sinjaporean tied to my back," the Malaysian requested. Ends

[euj]

haha. i love that joke ah mah. did 3 years of high school after form 3 in sinagpore and the place sucks. actually, it would be an ok place if not for the people there...

[Robin Kok CH]

Be extra careful with genuine Singaporean. Sometimes they use "daggers" behind your back.

[miki]

haha. i love that joke ah mah. did 3 years of high school after form 3 in sinagpore and the place sucks. actually, it would be an ok place if not for the people there...

i thot most of the sinjaporeans were exports from malaysia? i still have a few friends there and i used to 'taruh' them 'kau-kau' when i see them. still do taruh them :cool: .

[Alkapocino]

Go ahead and taruh 'kau kau'. If you run out of steam you can borrow mine.

Their leaders are damn smart...overlooking the straits of our "tapak semaian". From kindergarten till upper six we groomed and educated our sons and daughters, then they just cabut the best and plant them in Sinjapor to bear fruits. If not bcoz of us Malaysian, you think they have what they have today??

Garnenia loti...they still hold my CPF monies...screw them lah!!!! :(

[miki]

Garnenia loti...they still hold my CPF monies...screw them lah!!!! :(

Uncle, at least you have earned their pre$tigiou$ dollar$....it'$ worth 2.2x more than RM :rolleyes: . El$e how to belanja u$ rib$@TGIF so generou$ly.

[piglet]

Pronouncing words is irritating but not enough to annoy us. What i dislike abt Singaporeans is the "high & mighty" attitude they seem to potray eventho they hv very little to show.

What most disgust me the most especially as Chinese is that Singaporeans old parents have the right to sue their children for maintenance money. What sort of children are they??? If their parents knew that this would happen, they wouldnt even think twice of killing the children and save them the heartache. To me, Singaporeans are losing the Chinese heritage and culture slowly but surely until one day, we call them only Singaporeans and not Chinese Singaporeans.

Today's Star came up with a write up abt blue collar working girls would hv a tough time finding marriage partners because most the guys are turning to Vietnamese, Thailand & Indonesian for better "Behaved" brides. Those ladies who earns SGD5000 - 7000 wouldnot give the guy the time of the day if does not fulfill the famous five Cs. These ladies, we shall live leave them alone (with their lonely "toys").

Enough for now.

cheers,
alan yu

Especially those that are S'porean NUS and NTU graduates which good at only memorising books ..but they are actually v shallow.. but still think v highly on themselves....

[LiLiaN]

ouch... highly paid ladies left on the shelf....! :eek:

[shortcow]

I cannot agree with daboss dat Malaysians are on the way there, sooner or later. [EDIT WHOLE SENTENCE].

Singapore govt is the biggest devil of all as they are the one who make Singapore today, including its people... the way they think, live and behave. They make sure that the people has money to spend and enjoy themselves to the fullest so long as they stay away from politics. [EDIT WHOLE SENTENCE].

Singaporeans only love to compete even among christians or churches! Because the republic is so small, the govt has no choice but to "intoxicate" its people minds to make sure that they are absolutely strong in their mind. Thats why singaporeans look down on most people especially malaysians.

u guys remember about the "if i have a gun wif two bullets, what will i do if i see a snake and a singaporean"?

cheers,
shortcow

[Robin Kok CH]

Is it true that Sinjaporians generally dislikes Malaysians? I have the feeling whenever I go across the causeway. They see me no up :( Must be my clothings that have no designer logos.Yes, it is very very true. Somehow, some of those genuine Singaporeans who are born and lived in Singapore have this mindset that they are the superier ones and they dislike Malaysians partly because of some [EDIT].
Of course if you are lucky, you will meet up with good singaporeans
Tata.
R.

[Alkapocino]

Yes, it is very very true. Somehow, some of those genuine Singaporeans who are born and lived in Singapore have this mindset that they are the superier ones and they dislike Malaysians partly because of some [EDIT].
Of course if you are lucky, you will meet up with good singaporeans
Tata.
R.Eh, what [EDIT]? Even if you are damn Cina Ah Pek (China -Chinese) look alike they still look at you the same way if you carry a M'sian Passport. Majulah Singapura..u think what!! Cina apek national anthem??

p/s : If you are a Malaysian living in Singapore....okay lah not so bad. (have to be diplomatic - still have many "heng tai" there). :D

[siewjang]

It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L"
Miss USA: Lamp
Miss Malaysia: Light bulb
Miss Singapore: LADIO

MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting
with the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lion
Miss Malaysia: Leopard
Miss Singapore: LABBIT

MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with "L"
Miss USA: Lexus
Miss Malaysia: Lamborghini
Miss Singapore: Lolls-Loyce

MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with
the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lemon
Miss Malaysia: Lychee
Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEW LIAN !!

[siewjang]

The Judge decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is name me a human anatomy starting with
the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)
Miss Singapore: LAN CIAU

[piglet]

The Judge decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is name me a human anatomy starting with
the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)
Miss Singapore: LAN CIAU

. so far.. haven't seen one Ms S'pore tht's pretty... So she dun deserve the title Bimbo... Bimbo = Pretty but bodoh
There's lots of girls at the shopping compelx tht is prettier thn Ms S'pore..

[Voon Chan]

. so far.. haven't seen one Ms S'pore tht's pretty... So she dun deserve the title Bimbo... Bimbo = Pretty but bodoh
There's lots of girls at the shopping compelx tht is prettier thn Ms S'pore..
After that event, the prime minister was so embarassed & ordered that all beauty queen must be able to speak proper English & not Singlish. As a result not so pretty queens were selected.

[piglet]

After that event, the prime minister was so embarassed & ordered that all beauty queen must be able to speak proper English & not Singlish. As a result not so pretty queens were selected.

:D Can't have both ????

[Voon Chan]

:D Can't have both ????Almost impossible to find one with both, since 1987 until now not a single contestant has both. Imagine , it is so difficult.

[piglet]

Almost impossible to find one with both, since 1987 until now not a single contestant has both. Imagine , it is so difficult.

IMPOSSIBLE IN S'PORE?

[Voon Chan]

IMPOSSIBLE IN S'PORE?Check out Miss Singapore 1988-2004, correct me if I am wrong. The pretty girls in the malls are either Ah Lians or SPG. If you have any updates please inform the forum

[athena]

Check out Miss Singapore 1988-2004, correct me if I am wrong. The pretty girls in the malls are either Ah Lians or SPG. If you have any updates please inform the forum
SPG?

[ausman]

Sarong Party Gal

[Voon Chan]

Sarong Party Gal
Right on. Thank you Ausman for defining SPG.

[Robin Kok CH]

Right on. Thank you Ausman for defining SPG.
What is the definition of Sarong Party girl?

[piglet]

What is the definition of Sarong Party girl?

Like to Party Party... especially with Ang Mohs......

[LiLiaN]

Like to Party Party... especially with Ang Mohs......
hmm... pretending to be cool, issit...? why only with ang mohs...? most of them can't dance, and are only interested in one night stand....

[piglet]

hmm... pretending to be cool, issit...? why only with ang mohs...? most of them can't dance, and are only interested in one night stand....

Just buy them a drink and they will be all yours for the nite..

SPG.... normally they looked down at their own kind (asean)... shallow.. maybe they feel tht angmoh are more happening.. or mayb more superior species compared to her kind.

[Linkinfark]

Sarong Party Gal

SPG is defined as such as they used to wear sarongs, easier to take off when ready for action..
But now mostly wearing spaghetti straps and low cut jeans with g-strings. Mostly active in Hard Rock Cafe and Bang-sar..

[clos]

how leakingfark know ah :confused: ...somemore know theri locations hangout..must be a pro in screening those spgs... :cool:

[Linkinfark]

how leakingfark know ah :confused: ...somemore know theri locations hangout..must be a pro in screening those spgs... :cool:

This is a well known fact liao.. Don't believe you can buy me dinner at HRC ad I can show you.. :D
SPG only go for mat sallehs lah..

[clos]

leakingfark,
u banyak lah, all in all, sudah 2makan u 'wat' me already...now pulak @ HRC...where else lagi nak? ray's open hse, i 'siu' kai yik 4u.... :D

[Linkinfark]

leakingfark,
u banyak lah, all in all, sudah 2makan u 'wat' me already...now pulak @ HRC...where else lagi nak? ray's open hse, i 'siu' kai yik 4u.... :D

Thank you thank you.. I prefer 'kai pei'

[clos]

kai pei susah lah :eek: , 2meaty...put there 1/2 hr also belum masak :rolleyes: . so lebih 1....

[Voon Chan]

SPG is defined as such as they used to wear sarongs, easier to take off when ready for action..
But now mostly wearing spaghetti straps and low cut jeans with g-strings. Mostly active in Hard Rock Cafe and Bang-sar..Linkinfark, I think you are refering to Malaysian version of SPG. BTW, I think there are more at the Beach Club,Twelve SI, Bangkok Jam and the list goes on around that area. Hang around there and give your eyes a never ending feast (especially in the weekend). Well have fun. ;)

[Voon Chan]

SPG is defined as such as they used to wear sarongs, easier to take off when ready for action..
But now mostly wearing spaghetti straps and low cut jeans with g-strings. Mostly active in Hard Rock Cafe and Bang-sar..Linkinfark, I think you are refering to Malaysian version of SPG. BTW, I think there are more at the Beach Club,Twelve SI, Bangkok Jam and the list goes on around that area. Hang around there and give your eyes a never ending feast (especially in the weekend). Well have fun. ;)

[Linkinfark]

Linkinfark, I think you are refering to Malaysian version of SPG. BTW, I think there are more at the Beach Club,Twelve SI, Bangkok Jam and the list goes on around that area. Hang around there and give your eyes a never ending feast (especially in the weekend). Well have fun. ;)

Aisay, seldom go to these places anymore.. I propose the next gathering after Ray's poolside bbq to be somewhere there!! :D

[clos]

Aisay, seldom go to these places anymore.. I propose the next gathering after Ray's poolside bbq to be somewhere there!! :D

ray's party PUN belum happening, sudah nak propose NEXT venue...hm! :rolleyes:

[Rayhong]

clos, that is called semangat ma... spirit!!

ok i will firm up on the dates of my bbq party very very soon k?

[clos]

clos, that is called semangat ma... spirit!!

ok i will firm up on the dates of my bbq party very very soon k?


yealah ray... u being the organizer surely happening wan :p . like leakingfark will come early to start the arang to do bbq :rolleyes: .
we 92'er surely support u wan.... ;)

[Rayhong]

aiks.. linkin start fire nanti my whole apartment hangus!! haha

anyway i was thinking of calling in caterers. but if you guys prefer to rough it out and masak sendiri pun boleh la. i will start a thread for the next gathering and see how k?

hmmm now to get back on track about singaporeans... any idea what is the situation on them drinking our sewer water :D

[Linkinfark]

yealah ray... u being the organizer surely happening wan :p . like leakingfark will come early to start the arang to do bbq :rolleyes: .
we 92'er surely support u wan.... ;)

Eh? I thought you suppose to BBQ chicken wings for me??!
As for the gathering at nitespots, I don't think most of the married ones (ahem) will come, unless they prove me wrong. Anyway this can be done anytime anywhere.. I'll be there.. :D

[Linkinfark]

Weeweechu

One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said "Hey baby, let's play Weeweechu."

"Oh no, not now, lets look at the moon" said Jung Lee.

"! Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I play Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Huan Cho Begged.

"But I rather just hold your hand and watch the moon."

"Please Jung Lee, just once play Weeweechu with me."

Jung Lee looked at Huan Chi and said, "OK, we'll play Weeweechu." !


Huan Cho grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....
"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

AND SO DO I!

[Rayhong]

muaahahahaa

aiweechoo a merry christmas too!!

[siewjang]

...As for the gathering at nitespots, I don't think most of the married ones (ahem) will come, unless they prove me wrong. Anyway this can be done anytime anywhere.. I'll be there.. :D
I can prove you wrong if not for my condition... ahem!

[siewjang]

......Jung Lee looked at Huan Chi and said, "OK, we'll play Weeweechu." !

Huan Cho grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....
"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

AND SO DO I!
Can I wish all the Sin-jia-por-rean a Merry Christmas here???

[clos]

Eh? I thought you suppose to BBQ chicken wings for me??!
As for the gathering at nitespots, I don't think most of the married ones (ahem) will come, unless they prove me wrong. Anyway this can be done anytime anywhere.. I'll be there.. :D

yealah, will 'siu' 4u but i aint gonna start the arang...sor meh?? bakar also i kena heat liau. :eek:
dun so loud, nanti ppl place order at me to 'siu' 4them 2.

[Linkinfark]

yealah, will 'siu' 4u but i aint gonna start the arang...sor meh?? bakar also i kena heat liau. :eek:
dun so loud, nanti ppl place order at me to 'siu' 4them 2.

Yayy!! Got people siu kai for me.. :) ok diam diam..

[siewjang]

A family in the Sinjapor werepuzzled when the coffin of their dead grandmother arrived from the States. It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it! When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top, which read as follows:

Dear Cousins,
I am sending Ahma body to you since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in Tung Shin.
Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed.

You will find inside the coffin, under Ahma's body, 12 cans of Yohmeitsu, 10 packets of Swiss chocolates and packet of Chinatown Lap Cheong. Please
divide these among all of you.

On Ahma's feet you will find a new pair of Nike Air shoes (size 10) for Ah Boy. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Ah Mei's and Ah Lien's sons. Hope the sizes are correct. Ahma is wearing 6 Calvin Klein T-shirts. The large size is for Ah Bak and the others are for my nephews. Just distribute them among
yourselves.

The 2 new Armani jeans that Ahma is wearing are for the boys. The Rolex watch that Lee Ah Bai wanted is on Ahma's left wrist. Kiasu Aunty Pei Pei, Ahma is wearing the Tiffany necklace,earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them. The 6 white Polo cotton socks that Ahma is wearing must be divided among my teenage counsins.

Let me know what else you need as Ahkong is also not keeping well nowadays..... I can send all required things when our Ahkong goes back too......

[Fulat]

HAHAHA.......Very well written. Better not let our southern neighbours see this otherwise, they might even still the idea.

Hmm.....what happened if they wanted to send a dildo? i wonder where they will keep it during tranportation.

[Linkinfark]

HAHAHA.......Very well written. Better not let our southern neighbours see this otherwise, they might even still the idea.

Hmm.....what happened if they wanted to send a dildo? i wonder where they will keep it during tranportation.

What if they send 3 dildoes?!! One front, one back, one top!! :D

[Fulat]

Linkinfark, I think you are refering to Malaysian version of SPG. BTW, I think there are more at the Beach Club,Twelve SI, Bangkok Jam and the list goes on around that area. Hang around there and give your eyes a never ending feast (especially in the weekend). Well have fun. ;)

Those are not SPG lah! those are free lance KFC lah.