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[Alkapocino]

Peribahasa:

Lain gatal, lain digaruk ertinya lain yang berbuat salah, lain pula yang dituduh (tertuduh bukan yang berbuat salah).

Apa pula maksudnya:

1. Lembu dongkol hendak menyondol?


2. Guru kencing berdiri, murid kencing berlari:

[Dino]

Sorry Alka....my BM koyak.....

[Alkapocino]

Sorry Alka....my BM koyak.....
Koyak or Kondem? :laugh:

[Dino]

Koyak or Kondem? :laugh:

Both can use!! :o

[Alkapocino]

Both can use!! :o
This you should know.

Bagai kacang lupa akan kulitnya.....

[Chris C]

Never heard of them....... :o

[Dino]

This you should know.

Bagai kacang lupa akan kulitnya.....

Ahhh...that one i know.....nut forgot his shell.....you trying to hint something here?? :sus:

[Chris C]

This you should know.

Bagai kacang lupa akan kulitnya.....
This I know......how come today u're in the mood for peribahasa??? Got jilted ah??? :rolleyes: :p

[Alkapocino]

Ahhh...that one i know.....nut forgot his shell.....you trying to hint something here?? :sus:
Hahahaha...your BM still okay, managed to get the hint!!! :laugh: :p

[Dino]

Hahahaha...your BM still okay, managed to get the hint!!! :laugh: :p

But end of day....they don't call someone a nut for no reason... :p

[Alkapocino]

This I know......how come today u're in the mood for peribahasa??? Got jilted ah??? :rolleyes: :p
Di mana tak ada lang, akulah lang, kata belalang......hehehehe.

[Alkapocino]

But end of day....they don't call someone a nut for no reason... :p
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Alkapocino]

3. Manusia tertarik oleh tanah airnya, anjing tertarik oleh piringnya ....

[Chris C]

3. Manusia tertarik oleh tanah airnya, anjing tertarik oleh piringnya ....
...pompuans tertarik oleh intan-berliannya........ :p

[Dino]

Dino tertarik kaki...aduh!!! Sakit!!!

[Chris C]

Dino tertarik kaki...aduh!!! Sakit!!!
:laugh: .....u sure not pompuan doing that to u???? :rolleyes: :p

[Dino]

:laugh: .....u sure not pompuan doing that to u???? :rolleyes: :p

Yup!!!

[alfred98]

What is this berpantun ah... Harapkan pagar, pagar makam padi... :D

[monay]

Di mana tak ada lang, akulah lang, kata belalang......hehehehe.
1. totally dunno
2. depends whether cikgu M/F?
3. is this number 3? :D

[TIGERWOOD]

3. Manusia tertarik oleh tanah airnya, anjing tertarik oleh piringnya ....

alka, kalau u mahu jadi saterawan sekarang, susahlah "nasi sudah jadi bubur" lah. :p

[alfred98]

alka, kalau u mahu jadi saterawan sekarang, susahlah "nasi sudah jadi bubur" lah. :p
Bubur dia sudah jadi batu liao so long leh... :D

[Alkapocino]

1. totally dunno
2. depends whether cikgu M/F?
3. is this number 3? :D
1. Lembu dongkol hendak menyondol : ertinya mengancam namun tak mempunyai kekuatan.


2. Guru kencing berdiri, murid kencing berlari:ertinya
murid biasanya bulat-bulat mencontoh gurunya, maka guru sebaiknya jangan memberikan contoh yang buruk.

3.Manusia tertarik oleh tanah airnya, anjing tertarik oleh piringnya : ertinya manusia yang berakal berbudi itu mempunyai pandangan yang lebih jauh dan lebih luas, sedangkan yang tidak berakal hanya memikirkan kepuasan sesaat / mementingkan kekayaan pribadi saja tanpa memikirkan dampaknya di kemudian hari.

(Peribahasa yang cocok untuk para koruptor di tanahair) :p

[PreciousPearl]

Alka... i can read the words but the meaning of the whole sentence oso i tak paham :o

can show in a diagram with easy to understand instructions or not? :p

[Alkapocino]

Alka... i can read the words but the meaning of the whole sentence oso i tak paham :o

can show in a diagram with easy to understand instructions or not? :p
Diagram I tak bisa....anagram bisa!!! :D

One more for you:


Adat periuk berkarat, adat lesung berdedak

[PreciousPearl]

the pan's a-rustin' & the pestle's a-thumpin'?

[Alkapocino]

the pan's a-rustin' & the pestle's a-thumpin'?
Fuyor...England mali punya! PP boleh!!!! :D

[PreciousPearl]

ye-ee-es but wot duz it mean hah? :wacko:
i simply hantam only

[alfred98]

ye-ee-es but wot duz it mean hah? :wacko:
i simply hantam only
Better go and ask the Mat salleh lor... :D

[Alkapocino]

ye-ee-es but wot duz it mean hah? :wacko:
i simply hantam only
Adat periuk berkarat, adat lesung berdedak ertinya tidak ada manusia yang sempurna, pasti ada kelebihan dan kekurangan.

Ah....I have one for the kambing:



Hujan turun, kambing lari...apakah ertinya? :D

[PreciousPearl]

Better go and ask the Mat salleh lor... :D
dear loctor
wat shall i ask? :eek: :laugh: :laugh:

[PreciousPearl]

Adat periuk berkarat, adat lesung berdedak ertinya tidak ada manusia yang sempurna, pasti ada kelebihan dan kekurangan.
Ah....I have one for the kambing:
Hujan turun, kambing lari...apakah ertinya? :D
faint heart ne'er won fair lady?
fortune favours the brave?

or maybe this is more accurate:

lok hor si, memek cau ki liao :cheesy:

[Alkapocino]

faint heart ne'er won fair lady?
fortune favours the brave?

or maybe this is more accurate:

lok hor si, memek cau ki liao :cheesy:
Hujan turun, kambing lari ertinya :
1. suatu ungkapan untuk mengakhiri suatu kisah / dongeng;
2. habis cerita.

Hmmmm....nak sambung lagi ke? :unsure:

[Oddfather]

Hujan turun, kambing lari ertinya :
1. suatu ungkapan untuk mengakhiri suatu kisah / dongeng;
2. habis cerita.

Hmmmm....nak sambung lagi ke? :unsure:
not only the kambing lari....if hujan turun kuat kuat, I also lari.... :p

[Alkapocino]

not only the kambing lari....if hujan turun kuat kuat, I also lari.... :p
Eh, Hiang Kang ala hujan ke hari ni?

[Oddfather]

Eh, Hiang Kang ala hujan ke hari ni?
riging riging only....

[Chris C]

Kita sembang-sembang kat sini boleh tak????? Don wanna hijack other thread and sembang out of topic...... :D

[Alkapocino]

Kita sembang-sembang kat sini boleh tak????? Don wanna hijack other thread and sembang out of topic...... :D
Boleh berperibahasa? :D

[Dino]

Kita sembang-sembang kat sini boleh tak????? Don wanna hijack other thread and sembang out of topic...... :D

:p I get the hint...

[Chris C]

Boleh berperibahasa?
....kaypoh-kaypoh, kira peribahasa tak???? :rolleyes: :p

:p I get the hint...
Wot????????......olang sayang sama lu, tak mau kasi lu manyak-manyak kerja hijack here, hijack there, itu pun lu tak perasan kah??? :p

[Dino]

Wot????????......olang sayang sama lu, tak mau kasi lu manyak-manyak kerja hijack here, hijack there, itu pun lu tak perasan kah??? :p

Not yet end of month also scold already..... :o




:p

[Alkapocino]

Dino asyik pekak-pekak badak! :cheesy:

[Oddfather]

Not yet end of month also scold already..... :o

apa ini end of the month scolding..??? :confused:

[Chris C]

Not yet end of month also scold already..... :o




:p
...who scold u???? I sayang balik lor.....O.K.tak?????? :p

[Dino]

...who scold u???? I sayang balik lor.....O.K.tak?????? :p

Ok leer... :laugh: :laugh:

apa ini end of the month scolding..??? :confused:

Not meh...every end of month guys get scolding wan....

[Alkapocino]

Ok leer... :laugh: :laugh:



Not meh...every end of month guys get scolding wan....
And also puasa!!! :eek:

[Chris C]

Errr......boleh tak adik-adik sekalian please explain apa tu kena marah end of the month...and what does puasa have to do with it????? :blink: :blink:

[Dino]

Errr......boleh tak adik-adik sekalian please explain apa tu kena marah end of the month...and what does puasa have to do with it????? :blink: :blink:

Puasa i also dunno...but end of month....its the women thing....

[Chris C]

Puasa i also dunno...but end of month....its the women thing....
:laugh: .......why u tiba-tiba cakap pasal hal ini????...Gua got marah u meh????...I think now i know what Alky meant by puasa.......Alky, u kena puasa ke???? :p

[Alkapocino]

Errr......boleh tak adik-adik sekalian please explain apa tu kena marah end of the month...and what does puasa have to do with it????? :blink: :blink:
Puasa sinonim vegetarian....bagai serigala mengila-gila kat bulan tapi tak dapat!!! :p

p/s: Me really bad!!!! :o

[Alkapocino]

:laugh: .......why u tiba-tiba cakap pasal hal ini????...Gua got marah u meh????...I think now i know what Alky meant by puasa.......Alky, u kena puasa ke???? :p
Damn hungry now.......gRRRRRRRR!!!! :laugh:

[Oddfather]

Puasa i also dunno...but end of month....its the women thing....
OIC....MV.....sudah marah dun want to cook dinner, so guys got to puasa, izit??

[Dino]

:laugh: .......why u tiba-tiba cakap pasal hal ini????...Gua got marah u meh????...I think now i know what Alky meant by puasa.......Alky, u kena puasa ke???? :p

:p :p Buat kacau....

OIC....MV.....sudah marah dun want to cook dinner, so guys got to puasa, izit??

Eh...got Cintan mee wut....why worry about starvation??

[Chris C]

Damn hungry now.......gRRRRRRRR!!!! :laugh:
Nah......... :p
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a213/chan66/garlic2.jpg

[Chris C]

:p :p Buat kacau....
:D ........hari ini kerja ke, tak???

[Dino]

:D ........hari ini kerja ke, tak???

At work...but no mood to work....yesterday got organizational shake up....now i damn sad.... :(

[Chris C]

At work...but no mood to work....yesterday got organizational shake up....now i damn sad.... :(
...what happened??

[Alkapocino]

Nah......... :p
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a213/chan66/garlic2.jpg
:sick: :sick:

[Dino]

...what happened??

One of the good bosses from the top left the company....now instead of having someone who knows the field operations i think we are left with the beancounter... :worried:

[Chris C]

:sick: :sick:
:laugh: ....baik untuk serigala yang sedang mengila-gila tau.... :p

[Chris C]

One of the good bosses from the top left the company....now instead of having someone who knows the field operations i think we are left with the beancounter... :worried:
Sorry to hear that........

[Alkapocino]

One of the good bosses from the top left the company....now instead of having someone who knows the field operations i think we are left with the beancounter... :worried:
Is there anything we can do you to cheer you up a little? :huh:

[Dino]

Is there anything we can do you to cheer you up a little? :huh:

Nah its ok.....worst comes to worst....i can still return to Msia to my old friends and family....and my new found friends.... :)

[Chris C]

Nah its ok.....worst comes to worst....i can still return to Msia to my old friends and family....and my new found friends.... :)
....and we'll welcome u home with open arms...... :)

[Alkapocino]

Nah its ok.....worst comes to worst....i can still return to Msia to my old friends and family....and my new found friends.... :)
I'll be the first one to be in the airport to pick you up!!! Then bring you straight to the best nasi lemak in town!!!!

[Dino]

Awww...so touch Alka.... :crying:

:) But i am hoping will not end up like that.....but deep down in me....i do miss family and friends. For now...i am still safe.

[Alkapocino]

Awww...so touch Alka.... :crying:

:) But i am hoping will not end up like that.....but deep down in me....i do miss family and friends. For now...i am still safe.
You can keep the undated limo and food voucher for the time being.....hehehe. I'm glad you're safe and sound. Now gimme a peribahasa!!! :laugh:

[Chris C]

Awww...so touch Alka.... :crying:

:) But i am hoping will not end up like that.....but deep down in me....i do miss family and friends. For now...i am still safe.
...any other company that u can go too??.
:crying: ........so nice to c so much love flowing.......

[Chris C]

Laut mana tak berombak, bumi mana tidak ditimpa hujan...... :)

[Dino]

You can keep the undated limo and food voucher for the time being.....hehehe. I'm glad you're safe and sound. Now gimme a peribahasa!!! :laugh:

Bagai aur bergantung ke tebing,
bagai tebing bergantung ke aur.

[Alkapocino]

Bagai aur bergantung ke tebing,
bagai tebing bergantung ke aur.
Pheweeeeet! I'm soooooooooooooooooo happy Dino berperibahasa...

Let me translate:

Ertinya:
Bagai aur dengan tebing: saling tolong menolong; saling membantu.

So appopriate! :D

[Alkapocino]

Laut mana tak berombak, bumi mana tidak ditimpa hujan...... :)
Eh eh eh.....ada mood ke malam ni!!! :laugh:

[Chris C]

Eh eh eh.....ada mood ke malam ni!!! :laugh:
:D ....sikit-sikit.......mana Andrew?????

[Dino]

:D ....sikit-sikit.......mana Andrew?????

Go kai-kai liao.... :squeeze:

[Alkapocino]

:D ....sikit-sikit.......mana Andrew?????
Hong Kong...cuci kaki!!!! :laugh:

[Oddfather]

:D ....sikit-sikit.......mana Andrew?????
yes sista...looking for me...?? HKG laaa....

[Chris C]

Go kai-kai liao.... :squeeze:
:laugh: ......must be enjoying himself......bagai Itik mendapat air....... :p

[Oddfather]

Hong Kong...cuci kaki!!!! :laugh:
foot massage ar...???

[Oddfather]

Go kai-kai liao.... :squeeze:
hungry laa....just make myself a instant noodle....

[Chris C]

yes sista...looking for me...?? HKG laaa....
...I know u're in H.K.......but why suddenly so senyap wan???? :rolleyes:

[Alkapocino]

:laugh: ......must be enjoying himself......bagai Itik mendapat air....... :p
Bagai lembu main viola!!!! :laugh:

[Chris C]

hungry laa....just make myself a instant noodle....
...aiyo.....there got so much good food, u makan instant noodle pulak.... :squeeze:

[Dino]

...I know u're in H.K.......but why suddenly so senyap wan???? :rolleyes:

Must have subscribed something on TV.... :laugh:

[Alkapocino]

foot massage ar...???
Kaki naik kepala turun....

[Chris C]

Must have subscribed something on TV.... :laugh:
:laugh: .....ya....watching the ''economic reports''....... :rolleyes: :p

[Oddfather]

...I know u're in H.K.......but why suddenly so senyap wan???? :rolleyes:
also listening to CNN....intel and yahoo stocks prices drop and oil prices jump again, dem.....also stupid Japanese system cannot handle the the volume of selling today.kena shut down....dragging all stock markets down....

Alka watch out.......KLSE is going to do a 10m dive tomorrow.

[Oddfather]

Must have subscribed something on TV.... :laugh:
dey, I kui kui one ok....!!! :cool:

[Dino]

also listening to CNN....intel and yahoo stocks prices drop and oil prices jump again, dem.....also stupid Japanese system cannot handle the the volume of selling today.kena shut down....dragging all stock markets down....

Alka watch out.......KLSE is going to do a 10m dive tomorrow.

Yah...sad....

[Oddfather]

Kaki naik kepala turun....
huh?? bukan table naik turun naik turun....your favorite statement.

[Alkapocino]

also listening to CNN....intel and yahoo stocks prices drop and oil prices jump again, dem.....also stupid Japanese system cannot handle the the volume of selling today.kena shut down....dragging all stock markets down....

Alka watch out.......KLSE is going to do a 10m dive tomorrow.
Hahahaha.......thanks for the news. Already done with my portfolios 3 days ago.

KLSE/BM down 6.2 pts today. :(

[Alkapocino]

huh?? bukan table naik turun naik turun....your favorite statement.
True also...but I'm referring to you.



Kaki naik kepala turun ertinya sangat sibuk sekali. :)

[Oddfather]

Hahahaha.......thanks for the news. Already done with my portfolios 3 days ago.

KLSE/BM down 6.2 pts today. :(
may be some more tmw.

[Alkapocino]

dey, I kui kui one ok....!!! :cool:
Kuai kuai or kui kui? You kaki kui-kui tonight is it? :laugh:

[Oddfather]

True also...but I'm referring to you.



Kaki naik kepala turun ertinya sangat sibuk sekali. :)
i thot the meaning is very relax.....kaki naik on the meja... :o

[Alkapocino]

may be some more tmw.
Both the trend and momentum indicators pointing south!

[Dino]

Dow was over 11k a few days ago...now its gone back down again... :(

[Oddfather]

Kuai kuai or kui kui? You kaki kui-kui tonight is it? :laugh:
jangan lah hentam like that....now only realized its alreadi 1.30am
Got to ciao...tmw got 2 meetings in the morning.

[Oddfather]

Both the trend and momentum indicators pointing south!
:sad-2: :crying:

[Alkapocino]

jangan lah hentam like that....now only realized its alreadi 1.30am
Got to ciao...tmw got 2 meetings in the morning.
Hahahaha.....good night sir! Enjoy your time in Hong Kong and TiongKOK!

[Dino]

jangan lah hentam like that....now only realized its alreadi 1.30am
Got to ciao...tmw got 2 meetings in the morning.

I am sure this will be a ripple effect...goodnight all....

[Oddfather]

Dow was over 11k a few days ago...now its gone back down again... :(
at least Dow can rebound tmw.....KLSE likes to go holidaying in NZ.....

[Oddfather]

I am sure this will be a ripple effect...goodnight all....
very zzzzzzzzliao........G'nite...talk to you guys tmw.

[Alkapocino]

Dow was over 11k a few days ago...now its gone back down again... :(
Cut...cut ...cut and wait for a good entry again. :D

[Dino]

at least Dow can rebound tmw.....KLSE likes to go holidaying in NZ.....

Dollar still in bad shape... :(

[Chris C]

Hokay.......me also cabuting.......nite-nite guys....... ;)

[Alkapocino]

Dollar still in bad shape... :(
Why? You didn't iron it? :p

[Alkapocino]

Hokay.......me also cabuting.......nite-nite guys....... ;)
I also need to ciao.

Selamat malam wahai sahabat sekalian!

[alfred98]

Wei! Sun shining your back side liao, still sleeping ah... :laugh:

[Dino]

Wei! Sun shining your back side liao, still sleeping ah... :laugh:

Who's that indian chick on your avatar??

[alfred98]

Who's that indian chick on your avatar??
U sure is Indian meh, I think Arabic lady leh.... :laugh:

[Alkapocino]

Who's that indian chick on your avatar??
I think she is (still) alfred98's girlfriend from Manipal! ;)

[alfred98]

I think she is (still) alfred98's girlfriend from Manipal! ;)
Manipal time really sad lor, tied down liao, can see, touch nil. So where got gf lor...

[Dino]

Manipal time really sad lor, tied down liao, can see, touch nil. So where got gf lor...

Aiseh.....all the wasted opportunity....

[cucuan]

Nah......... :p
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a213/chan66/garlic2.jpg

you take this may end up kentuting.

cucuan

[cucuan]

....and we'll welcome u home with open arms...... :)

there will be kompang & kompiang waiting for you at KLIA :D

cucuan

[Chris C]

you take this may end up kentuting.

cucuan
:laugh: ....don't have to worry for Alky cucuan......he's an expert in kentuting..... :p

[Alkapocino]

Poooot.....um....excuse me!!! You looking for me? POOOOOOOOT!!!!

[Chris C]

Poooot.....um....excuse me!!! You looking for me? POOOOOOOOT!!!!
:sick: ...........if u keep pooooting, then i won't.......... :p

[Alkapocino]

:sick: ...........if u keep pooooting, then i won't.......... :p
With those garlics, one would smells like poooooting anyway!! :p

[Dino]

Don't forget the petai.... :squeeze:

Dino quickly runs away...whoosh.....

[Chris C]

With those garlics, one would smells like poooooting anyway!! :p
:laugh: ....that was not my intention to make u go pooooting but to curb the gila-gila feeling of serigala..... :p

[Alkapocino]

there will be kompang & kompiang waiting for you at KLIA :D

cucuan
For you cucuan:

Iringan rombongan kompang di arena lapangan terbang
hati berkobar kobar menyahut selamat pulang
Si Dino masih tak ternampak bayang
nasib baik kompiang-lah menjadi teman :)

[Dino]

For you cucuan:

Iringan rombongan kompang di arena lapangan terbang
hati berkobar kobar menyahut selamat pulang
Si Dino masih tak ternampak bayang
nasib baik kompiang-lah menjadi teman :)

If i got this type of welcoming ah.....i would be soo paiseh....dunno where to hide my face.... :o

[Chris C]

If i got this type of welcoming ah.....i would be soo paiseh....dunno where to hide my face.... :o
:laugh: ....will sexy pom-pom girls do the trick? :p

[Dino]

:laugh: ....will sexy pom-pom girls do the trick? :p

I think just seeing you guys/gals in person would make me the happiest person in the world for that day itself!!!

[Chris C]

I think just seeing you guys/gals in person would make me the happiest person in the world for that day itself!!!
awwwww.......so scweeet of u...... :)

[Dino]

awwwww.......so scweeet of u...... :)

:) :)

[Alkapocino]

If i got this type of welcoming ah.....i would be soo paiseh....dunno where to hide my face.... :o
I can offer you my 'ketiak'.....if you don't mind. Can hide your face there!!!! Hehehe..... :p

[Dino]

I can offer you my 'ketiak'.....if you don't mind. Can hide your face there!!!! Hehehe..... :p

Its ok...i make sure i carry paperbag to hid my face...

[Alkapocino]

Its ok...i make sure i carry paperbag to hid my face...
I will definitely have wet eyes seeing you after so many years!!!! :crying:

My mind suddenly shifted to a particular scene acted by Vee Keat in one of the MYF play.....the prodigal son. Dunno why? :unsure:

[Dino]

I will definitely have wet eyes seeing you after so many years!!!! :crying:

My mind suddenly shifted to a particular scene acted by Vee Keat in one of the MYF play.....the prodigal son. Dunno why? :unsure:

Hhahaa.....don't laaa make crying feast at airport ok..... :crying:

[siewjang]

If i got this type of welcoming ah.....i would be soo paiseh....dunno where to hide my face.... :o
(pssst...) in your underwear...

[Dino]

(pssst...) in your underwear...

I'll hide in yours anytime!! :p

[alfred98]

I'll hide in yours anytime!! :p
Her one G string can hide meh, your nose will show up lehhh. :p

[Dino]

Her one G string can hide meh, your nose will show up lehhh. :p

Smack right in the middle laaa.... :laugh: :laugh:

[siewjang]

Her one G string can hide meh, your nose will show up lehhh. :p
Eh, that will looks like batman liao. I'll just make sure I bring along a black g-string then.

[alfred98]

Smack right in the middle laaa.... :laugh: :laugh:
THat should be big enough to cover the important parts and small enough to make it interesting.... :laugh:

[Dino]

THat should be big enough to cover the important parts and small enough to make it interesting.... :laugh:

Yah loor.... :amused:

[cucuan]

I will definitely have wet eyes seeing you after so many years!!!! :crying:

My mind suddenly shifted to a particular scene acted by Vee Keat in one of the MYF play.....the prodigal son. Dunno why? :unsure:


eh! Dino is no prodigal son lah!. He's a good son with plenty of $$$$$$$ to share with us on touchdown. :p

cucuan

[Dino]

eh! Dino is no prodigal son lah!. He's a good son with plenty of $$$$$$$ to share with us on touchdown. :p

cucuan

Where got rich Cucuan.....i here eat bread with water and salt....kesian only...if i got extra money....i can only afford to buy cili.... :crying:





:laugh: :laugh:

[cucuan]

Where got rich Cucuan.....i here eat bread with water and salt....kesian only...if i got extra money....i can only afford to buy cili.... :crying:


:laugh: :laugh:

Fortunately you added salt to your diet, otherwise if you consume only bread and water we will jump to the conclusion that people with $$$$$ will only eat bread and water to keep away from cholesterol. ;) When you have $$$$$$$ life become more precious.

cucuan

[Alkapocino]

Dino's rich and humble.....

[alfred98]

Dino's rich and humble.....
Yah lor the account book showing many zero one... :D

[Dino]

Fortunately you added salt to your diet, otherwise if you consume only bread and water we will jump to the conclusion that people with $$$$$ will only eat bread and water to keep away from cholesterol. ;) When you have $$$$$$$ life become more precious.

cucuan


Hahahhaha.....Cucuan quite also sharp ya..... :p

Yah lor the account book showing many zero one... :D

You forgot to add the - in front!!!


Dino's rich and humble.....

Rich no laa....fat maybe.... :squeeze:

[Alkapocino]

Hahahhaha.....Cucuan quite also sharp ya..... :p



You forgot to add the - in front!!!




Rich no laa....fat maybe.... :squeeze:
Rich in fatty acid? That one alfred98 can beat you lah! :p

[alfred98]

Rich in fatty acid? That one alfred98 can beat you lah! :p
Wrong amino acid lah... :laugh:

[ungsutiong]

Where got rich Cucuan.....i here eat bread with water and salt....kesian only...if i got extra money....i can only afford to buy cili....

According to most fortune teller, the rich people are usually very stingy. They can save up every single cent without wastage.

[Dino]

According to most fortune teller, the rich people are usually very stingy. They can save up every single cent without wastage.

I can't win no matter what i say.......... :squeeze:

[Alkapocino]

Kadang Kandang

kadang kadang ada
kadang kadang tak da
kadang kadang dalam kandang
kadang kadang kena tendang

89ers please tunjuk muka
kalau tidak fulat duka
tiba tiba ditendang fulat
macam bola yang bulat

This masterpiece is courtesy of SPJE BERHAD

By: Penyajak terkenal - Makan Kenyang Sangat Senang (SPJE)

[Oddfather]

According to most fortune teller, the rich people are usually very stingy. They can save up every single cent without wastage.
This is actually quite true.

On a serious note, I once participated in a observation project; Do people take back their one cent coins and keep it or they rather let the cashier keep it? and who takes back the one cent change? How are they dress? act? and what car do they drive?( this one, we have to secretly follow the customers to the parking lot for those who took back the one cent change.)

The results: Most of them, if not all whom took back the one cent change drives BMW, Merces, one even drive a Jaguar.

[Alkapocino]

satu sen satu kupang
angkat lesen boleh tumpang
satu sen siapa simpang
orang pakai Mercedes Benz

[Oddfather]

satu sen satu kupang
angkat lesen boleh tumpang
satu sen siapa simpang
orang pakai Mercedes Benz
Satu sen ada banyak
Simpan sampai tarak tempat
Mercedes Benz sudah karat
Naik LRT pun tak larat

[Alkapocino]

Satu sen ada banyak
Simpan sampai tarak tempat
Mercedes Benz sudah karat
Naik LRT pun tak larat
clap! clap! clap! :laugh:

[alfred98]

Is this thread for A1 Bahasa Malaysia issit!!!:D

[Fulat]

This is actually quite true.

On a serious note, I once participated in a observation project; Do people take back their one cent coins and keep it or they rather let the cashier keep it? and who takes back the one cent change? How are they dress? act? and what car do they drive?( this one, we have to secretly follow the customers to the parking lot for those who took back the one cent change.)

The results: Most of them, if not all whom took back the one cent change drives BMW, Merces, one even drive a Jaguar.

I take back 1sen coins too but still poor like shit!

[Oddfather]

I take back 1sen coins too but still poor like shit!
Who ask you throw into the longkang..??? If you keep them properly, I think your shit will also be richer.

[Alkapocino]

Fulat punya beemer kilat kilat lor! :D

[shortcow]

halo,

are u all talking about sunat or circumcision ah? i wonder is it the same with what alkapucino's peribahasa? kacang lupa kulit and kulit lupa b_t__g! :p

[Alkapocino]

halo,

are u all talking about sunat or circumcision ah? i wonder is it the same with what alkapucino's peribahasa? kacang lupa kulit and kulit lupa b_t__g! :p
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