Hockien ???

[TingMS]

Boh Chuan = Never wear

Boh Chan = No chance

Boh Chun = Nothing left

Boh Pian = NO chance, gone case....

heheheeee.............

[siewjang]

can i correct this?

Boh Cheng = Never wear

[TingMS]

sorry ar...

I am not a hockien guy...

heheheee.....

[fishboy]

boliau!! = finished
boleow = no substance
boleh = can ??

[daLady]

Boh Chuan = Never wear

Boh Pian = NO chance, gone case....



I thought
Boh Pian = cannot be helped?

[fishboy]

I thought
Boh Pian = cannot be helped?

bohpian sounds like the alternate game to lalalitamplong

[KoChun]

jiak ba bo tai chi jo = eat full nothing to do

[daLady]

hiau = gatal
gong = stupid

[song cm]

584 - dirty old man
po piah - spring roll

[siewjang]

po piah - spring roll
duhh....... who don't know this...

[siewjang]

584 - dirty old man

why is 584? thought it was 758?

[song cm]

duhh....... who don't know this...

lunch time mah...hungry loh.....

[song cm]

why is 584? thought it was 758?

i think same loh....

goh paik see or chi goh paik... :D

[daLady]

i think same loh....

goh paik see or chi goh paik... :D

oooh....that's enlightening. I've always wondered what that means. Tot it was some kind of vulgar word.

kamsia kamsia = thank you thank you

[siewjang]

paiseh paiseh = shy shy

[song cm]

gau kia - smart alec
boh lui - no money

[Alkapocino]

I thought
Boh Pian = cannot be helped?
Boh Huat = Cannot be helped.

[siewjang]

boh lui - no money
got money to pay for your poh piah or not?

[Alkapocino]

Jiak free = Jeffrey = Eat free. :p

[song cm]

got money to pay for your poh piah or not?

boh lui beh po piah.... jiak sai loh....

[siewjang]

kiam siak = stingy

[Alkapocino]

jiak sai = makan tahi

ham mi bun e sai = apa pun boleh

k.a.n.a.s.a.i= Kind, Adorable, Nice, Attractive, Sociable, Amicable, Intelligent.

u ya boh = are you sure?

[daLady]

pan pui = kentut
kha chui = bum?

[song cm]

pan pui = kentut
kha chui = bum?

Hmm... obsession with certain anatomy.....

daBoss...wat happened?? Ang chua....(how now??) :confused:

[Alkapocino]

kau beh kau bu = cry father cry mother = grumbling

si beh = die father = expression of very or extremely

hiam jiu = chilis

[Edit] Bor = Ask Fulat

beh ta han = tak boleh tahan

duar tao chim = big head crab = forget'fool'

[Alkapocino]

Hmm... obsession with certain anatomy.....

daBoss...wat happened?? Ang chua....(how now??) :confused:
wa xio Eunuch jing jia liao gai Empress a. Ang jua mui ang chua??

si beh hao xiao... :D

[TingMS]

Carl Cheng - buttock

Monica Cheng - touching your buttocks

Lucy Liaw - you are dead

Kenneth Tsai - like shit

[song cm]

wa xio Eunuch jing jia liao gai Empress a. Ang jua mui ang chua??

si beh hao xiao... :D

Wah Alka,

Since when u became the spokesperson 4 the Empress?
Hey, u must also be a fellow eunuch as well....since you are defending the empress.... :D beh tahan....

[Alkapocino]

wa um xi Eunuch. Wa si Godfather..jing jia juwe ginna. u (blue bird- ang mor wa) ae. :D

wa ae jai lu bor ae. :D :D

[siewjang]

Wah, kin jit Alka char song 96 96 (kau lat, kau lat). song beh ta han liao..

[song cm]

Wah, kin jit Alka char song 96 96 (kau lat, kau lat). song beh ta han liao..

Eh, Alka si wah eh hor pen yu...wah ah tahan.... beh hiau kin eh.... :)

[siewjang]

chis.... hau xiao!!!!!!!!!

[song cm]

chis.... hau xiao!!!!!!!!!

ek...is dat hua yi? :confused:

[KoChun]

ek...is dat hua yi? :confused:

Hau Xiao = funny (Mandarin)
Hau Xiao = nonsense (Hokkien)

[siewjang]

Song your lau se never teach you the hockkien hau siao ah? It's the tone. High and low.... try that in front of the mirror. pssst.... make sure your collegue not around. later they thought you siao liao.

[song cm]

Song your lau se never teach you the hockkien hau siao ah? It's the tone. High and low.... try that in front of the mirror. pssst.... make sure your collegue not around. later they thought you siao liao.

Jang,

My lau se no teach Hokkien, only teach English, Melayu n Hua Yi...
Soli, msintepreted ur response...

Don worry...I will go back tonite n brush up my Hokkien with tai tai... :)

[Alkapocino]

Jang,

My lau se no teach Hokkien, only teach English, Melayu n Hua Yi...
Soli, msintepreted ur response...

Don worry...I will go back tonite n brush up my Hokkien with tai tai... :)
Um si lu e tai tai , lu ye bor lar. Xiao ae. Tai Tai means maid lah!!!!
:p

[song cm]

Um si lu e tai tai , lu ye bor lar. Xiao ae. Tai Tai means maid lah!!!!
:p

ek isit... tai tai = maid...
oops...mistaken identity....better not let bor see this...after misunderstood....

[siewjang]

Tai Tai means maid lah!!!!
:p
Alka, lu eh hiao boh. Tai Tai is wife in cantones. Maid is Kang lang.

[Alkapocino]

U mean Kam Lang? :D

[siewjang]

ek isit... tai tai = maid...
oops...mistaken identity....better not let bor see this...after misunderstood....
Lmaooooooooooo, song another siao kia

[song cm]

Now we are all confused .....Hokkien, Hock Chew, Cantonese, Mandarin.... :confused:

[daLady]

ai yoh...lu lang ae hokkien uoe jin jia chim..wa thak beh ming pek leh ...
wa ae hiao tia/kong tampok tampok nia.

[song cm]

Alka, lu eh hiao boh. Tai Tai is wife in cantones. Maid is Kang lang.

Alka.....I am soooo sad. Thot that you were GOD (as u seems to know everything) but now realise dat u r only Godfather......Aiyoh.....now I look at you in a different light entirely.......boh pian liao........ :rolleyes:

[siewjang]

Eh, Alka si wah eh hor pen yu...wah ah tahan.... beh hiau kin eh.... :)
WAh, just now called Alka hor pen yu now char him like that ah... later he kek sim lo. Beh koon.

[clos]

beh sai = cannot or sell shit? :confused:

[song cm]

WAh, just now called Alka hor pen yu now char him like that ah... later he kek sim lo. Beh koon.

Nolah...I am not char ing him...I am just sayin dat I should have not just believe everythin he says....so sadlah..... :( Wah pun beh koon lah....

[song cm]

beh sai = cannot or sell shit? :confused:

up to you.... :D

[ausman]

boh pie = not bad
boh chen = no balls/guts
boh say = didn't wash....

:)

[sweenguk]

sorry to interrupt...anyone can help to create a thread on cantonese just like hockien thread whereby can get to learn the vocabulary for cantonese? Thanks!

[Linkinfark]

kua si mi lan?! = what the f@*k u looking at?!
Quite commonly used in Penang I believe... :p

[siewjang]

In war soldiers get injured, right? Here's how different races exclaim:


When the BRITISH got shot - OH MY GOD.....!!!!

When the MALAY got shot - YA ALLAH....!!!

When the INDIAN got shot - AH-YOYO AMMAH...!!!

But when the CHINESE Hokkien got shot, they go - NABUEH [edit], TIOK
LIAO...!!!!

[piglet]

I've a friend with the surname Boh. One morning my friend sms me:

"High tea today on boh".

So I sms her back.. "high tea on. Tks!"

When we met up, I realised tht she's asking me whether are we still going for high tea...
anyway.. she still ended treating me ....since her surname is BOH
told her it's v dangerous to use "boh" cause her surname is "BOH".. easily misunderstood..

[siewjang]

Piglet, think this is more suitable to go under the jokes thread rather than the hockkien thread.

[piglet]

Piglet, think this is more suitable to go under the jokes thread rather than the hockkien thread.

:D still got a bit of hokkien substance .. "boh"

[ahbau]

boh sia : no sound
bohsia : "you know what"

[siewjang]

boh liao - no more

[clos]

kua si mi lan?! = what the f@*k u looking at?!
Quite commonly used in Penang I believe... :p


eh, penang-ers got so 'chor lor' meh? :eek:
my most rmbered phrase 'chi pua, mm mai si ham, heh huan chiu ka cheh'....... :D

[Rayhong]

lu lang ka liau ho boh?

wa ta na ti office cho kang, cha pu to ai seow liau. see beh che ming kia cho, cho beh laiu. chi leh si hokkien thread lu lang mana eh sai kong ang mor ua? ai kong hokkien ua ma.... ah neh kuan balu chi le thread exclusive lorr.. eh hiau beh?

eh, hami lang eh hiau choo heh mi? wa ai tok kong eh receipe ar? wa ai chu hor wa eh char bo peng yu chiak.

ok la, wa ai peng san laiu. macai ka lu lang kong ok?

[siewjang]

.... ai kong hokkien ua ma.... ah neh kuan balu chi le thread exclusive lorr.. eh hiau beh?

Exclusive ang jua kong leh? Eh sai kong 'sui' boh?

eh, hami lang eh hiau choo heh mi? wa ai tok kong eh receipe ar? wa ai chu hor wa eh char bo peng yu chiak.
Heh Mi wa eh hiao ju. Lu pm wa. Kong english gu kak kwai. Kong hockkien, kau mah jai pun beh liao.

[BohPian]

Exclusive ang jua kong leh? Eh sai kong 'sui' boh?


Heh Mi wa eh hiao ju. Lu pm wa. Kong english gu kak kwai. Kong hockkien, kau mah jai pun beh liao.

Chiou Bu (Singapore Hokkien) = Ching Sui Cha Bor (Sitiawan Hokkien) = pretty girl.

[Alkapocino]

Chiou Bu (Singapore Hokkien) = Ching Sui Cha Bor (Sitiawan Hokkien) = pretty girl.
A Ngia = glowing = pretty girl (Singapore)

Si Beh Chun = damn pretty (ACS Sitiawan)

Yean Dao = round bean = handsome (Universal)