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alfred98
01-03-2006, 09:31 AM
Ok ngui start turk anatomy ying tung gu lor.
Head-
Scalp-
Hair-
Eye-
Eye lid-
ok 5 first si du rai..... :D :D

Dino
01-03-2006, 09:38 AM
Just as long as no butts and sexual related body parts, i will let this thread go...i'll be watching..... :sus:

KoChun
01-03-2006, 09:42 AM
Dino, you sure your hockchew still boleh pakai ah? :p

Oddfather
01-03-2006, 09:42 AM
Just as long as no butts and sexual related body parts, i will let this thread go...i'll be watching..... :sus:
you have just started...... :p

Oddfather
01-03-2006, 09:43 AM
Dino, you sure your hockchew still boleh pakai ah? :p
I will be trying to learn a few words from Dino....angmor Hockchew!! :eek:

Dino
01-03-2006, 09:45 AM
Dino, you sure your hockchew still boleh pakai ah? :p

Boleh pakai, tak boleh pakai.....only time will tell.......


I will be trying to learn a few words from Dino....angmor Hockchew!! :eek:

Eagerly awaiting for your arrival in Seattle........

alfred98
01-03-2006, 09:49 AM
If Dino hockchew tak boleh pakai need I slap on the back side leh... :D

Dino
01-03-2006, 09:51 AM
If Dino hockchew tak boleh pakai need I slap on the back side leh... :D

Alfred...you fear getting red hoor....be a good doctor and you have nothing to fear..... :p :p :rolleyes:

Oddfather
01-03-2006, 09:55 AM
Eagerly awaiting for your arrival in Seattle........
have to wait till the end of the year.....planning to send my kids with their grandma next time.

Dino
01-03-2006, 09:57 AM
have to wait till the end of the year.....planning to send my kids with their grandma next time.

Nevermind.....i can wait....take you out for a dinner that you eat till you cannot move.....

alfred98
01-03-2006, 10:06 AM
Alfred...you fear getting red hoor....be a good doctor and you have nothing to fear..... :
Don't worry I won't see my CP liao, New Year resolution mah. :D

Oddfather
01-03-2006, 10:31 AM
Nevermind.....i can wait....take you out for a dinner that you eat till you cannot move.....
I make sure Keith brings the baby trolley along.... :squeeze: :laugh:

alfred98
01-03-2006, 10:34 AM
I make sure Keith brings the baby trolley along.... :squeeze: :laugh:
Baby dinousor lah.. :)

Dino
01-03-2006, 11:02 AM
I make sure Keith brings the baby trolley along.... :squeeze: :laugh:

For your tummy ah?? :p

Oddfather
01-03-2006, 11:04 AM
For your tummy ah?? :p
yep... :eek: :laugh:

alfred98
01-03-2006, 11:05 AM
Hei hockchew corner lah.. :D

Dino
01-03-2006, 11:06 AM
Tummy = Pu roh or Pu toh...

alfred98
01-03-2006, 11:08 AM
Tummy = Pu roh or Pu toh...
Pu Toh tong tong :D

Oddfather
01-03-2006, 11:09 AM
big tummy=tuai Pu roh

Dino
01-03-2006, 11:10 AM
big tummy=tuai Pu roh

Tuai Pu roh is pregnant...no??

KoChun
01-03-2006, 11:10 AM
Tummy = Pu roh or Pu toh...
Pu roh, Dino. Pu Toh sounds like a bad word lah. :laugh:

alfred98
01-03-2006, 11:11 AM
big tummy=tuai Pu roh
Pregnant hei- Tuai pu roh :D

Oddfather
01-03-2006, 11:14 AM
Tuai Pu roh is pregnant...no??
oopphh....my hockchew also not very good. I meant after Dino stuffed me with all the good food...tummy becomes big, lor... :squeeze:

Dino
01-03-2006, 11:18 AM
Andrew.....sidetrack sikit...do you know of any clothing brands that actually has Made in USA label.....a bit sian with the foreign ones liao....

Alkapocino
01-03-2006, 11:29 AM
Head- Tao
Scalp- Tao Pi
Hair- Tao Muok
Eye- Mik Jiu
Eye lid- Mik Jeu Mor


Betul tak alfred98?

alfred98
01-03-2006, 11:33 AM
Head- Tao
Scalp- Tao Pi
Hair- Tao Muok
Eye- Mik Jiu
Eye lid- Mik Jeu Mor


Betul tak alfred98?
Yes lah good boy.
Ok next 5,
Ear-
Nose-
Mouth-
Lips-
Cornea-

alfred98
01-03-2006, 11:35 AM
Head- Tao
Scalp- Tao Pi
Hair- Tao Muok
Eye- Mik Jiu
Eye lid- Mik Jeu Pui not Mor-hair...


Betul tak alfred98?
Ophs wrong.

Oddfather
01-03-2006, 11:35 AM
Andrew.....sidetrack sikit...do you know of any clothing brands that actually has Made in USA label.....a bit sian with the foreign ones liao....
I am supply you Made in USA label, then you just sew on the ASIAN shirt... :p

But seriously, i am afraid it is very dificult to find due to cost factor but I know of a HK company which tailor make in US for the US market but these are of odd sizes.
Usually in mass production, the sizes are fix e.g. collar- 15 or 16" and sleeves 31 or 32cm. The demand of this is very high so they mass produce it in low cost countries and usually in Asian or Central or South America. But due to some demand of odd sizes, e.g. collar-15" sleeves-40cm or collar-18" sleeves-29cm, and the qtty required 100 pieces, the retail stores are willing to pay high price for it and in order to rush out to the marketplace, the factory is located in US.
Let me check ard for you.

alfred98
01-03-2006, 11:37 AM
Andrew can get big size shirt for me ah so difficult lah now adays with my size... :D

Oddfather
01-03-2006, 11:40 AM
Andrew can get big size shirt for me ah so difficult lah now adays with my size... :D
are you bigger than JCWong??

JC
01-03-2006, 11:42 AM
are you bigger than JCWong??
No one is bigger than me :laugh:

Dino
01-03-2006, 11:43 AM
I am supply you Made in USA label, then you just sew on the ASIAN shirt... :p

But seriously, i am afraid it is very dificult to find due to cost factor but I know of a HK company which tailor make in US for the US market but these are of odd sizes.
Usually in mass production, the sizes are fix e.g. collar- 15 or 16" and sleeves 31 or 32cm. The demand of this is very high so they mass produce it in low cost countries and usually in Asian or Central or South America. But due to some demand of odd sizes, e.g. collar-15" sleeves-40cm or collar-18" sleeves-29cm, and the qtty required 100 pieces, the retail stores are willing to pay high price for it and in order to rush out to the marketplace, the factory is located in US.
Let me check ard for you.

Ok...thanks.

Alkapocino
01-03-2006, 11:44 AM
Ear- Ngee Yarng
Nose- Pei
Mouth- Choiu
Lips- Chu wooi
Cornea- Mik Jiu Jour


Boleh tak alfred98? :wacko:

Oddfather
01-03-2006, 11:47 AM
No one is bigger than me :laugh:
I have come to terms with that... :eek: :laugh:

Alkapocino
01-03-2006, 11:52 AM
My turn to ask:

Finger Nails - ?

Big Toe - ?

Knee - ?

Palm - ?

Chin - ?

The one who got it right...get a free 4D scan from algred98!

TingMS
01-03-2006, 01:50 PM
since this is the topic, can anyone tell me the name of each and every fingers in hockchew??

i know only the name of the thumb in hockchew..

heheheeeee.... :laugh:

Oddfather
01-03-2006, 01:52 PM
since this is the topic, can anyone tell me the name of each and every fingers in hockchew??

i know only the name of the thumb in hockchew..

heheheeeee.... :laugh:
what is it??

TingMS
01-03-2006, 01:54 PM
what is it??

jieng nai mor... :o

alfred98
01-03-2006, 01:58 PM
No one is bigger than me :laugh:
What about european size XL or XXL very difficult to get lor. :(

Oddfather
01-03-2006, 02:00 PM
What about european size XL or XXL very difficult to get lor. :(
jcwong is still bigger than you.... :eek:

alfred98
01-03-2006, 02:01 PM
My turn to ask:

Finger Nails - jiang ngak

Big Toe - kar jiang ngal more

Knee - ?

Palm - cheu zung

Chin - Aa hai

The one who got it right...get a free 4D scan from alfred98!
Sorry currently brain jam forgot knee.. :D

alfred98
01-03-2006, 02:02 PM
jcwong is still bigger than you.... :eek:
I thought so but can get or not? :D

Oddfather
01-03-2006, 02:03 PM
I thought so but can get or not? :D
KL stores should have it. I am also wearing these sizes.

alfred98
01-03-2006, 02:07 PM
KL stores should have it. I am also wearing these sizes.
That the problem lor only get in KL leh need to take leave with locum then only go leh.. :squeeze:

dragoncity99
01-03-2006, 02:28 PM
Err...eyelid not "mik jiu pui" mah?

dragoncity99
01-03-2006, 02:29 PM
Finger Nails - Jieng Ngak

Big Toe - Zai more

Knee - Kau tau

Palm - Qiu Zhuong

Chin - Ming Meh

alfred98
01-03-2006, 02:32 PM
Err...eyelid not "mik jiu pui" mah?
Uh tuik lor mik jiu pui lah. Si dargon mek guor tuwo sek gi luor leh :D

alfred98
01-03-2006, 02:34 PM
[QUOTE=dragoncity99]Finger Nails - Jieng Ngak

Big Toe - Zai more

Knee - Kau tau-more tuik leh

Palm - Qiu Zhuong

Chin - Ming Meh-face leh Aa hei lah
more chor leh ja li hai hor.

siewjang
01-03-2006, 03:27 PM
Just as long as no butts and sexual related body parts, i will let this thread go...i'll be watching..... :sus:
ku yong?

Alkapocino
01-03-2006, 03:32 PM
since this is the topic, can anyone tell me the name of each and every fingers in hockchew??

i know only the name of the thumb in hockchew..

heheheeeee.... :laugh:

Let me try:

Thumb = Jian Ngai Mor

Index Finger = Bi Bi Jai

Middle Finger = Nei Yiu Nyai

Ring Finger = Huon Ing Jai

Baby Finger = Wak Pi Rai

Betul tak Dr. Alfred98???

Alkapocino
01-03-2006, 03:34 PM
ku yong?
What is that????

alfred98
01-03-2006, 03:46 PM
Let me try:

Thumb = Jian Ngai Mor

Index Finger = Bi Bi Jai

Middle Finger = Nei Yiu Nyai-vulgar leh

Ring Finger = Huon Ing Jai??

Baby Finger = Wak Pi Rai-Ha ha ha LOL

Betul tak Dr. Alfred98???
Betul my ko yong lah :D

Alkapocino
01-03-2006, 03:49 PM
Betul my ko yong lah :D
What's that????

Gee...looks like nobody can tell us the answers. Where is draco and siewjang??

alfred98
01-03-2006, 04:02 PM
[QUOTE=Alkapocino]Let me try:

Thumb = Jian Ngai Mor

Index Finger = Bi Bi Jai-Bi jai lah

Middle Finger = Nei Yiu Nyai-maybe correct lor

Ring Finger = Huon Ing Jai-chew v jai

Baby Finger = Wak Pi Rai-Sa mui jai

It is ok

TingMS
01-03-2006, 04:06 PM
[QUOTE=Alkapocino]Let me try:

Thumb = Jian Ngai Mor

Index Finger = Bi Bi Jai-Bi jai lah

Middle Finger = Nei Yiu Nyai-maybe correct lor

Ring Finger = Huon Ing Jai-chew v jai

Baby Finger = Wak Pi Rai-Sa mui jai

It is ok


hahahhahaa...

i will ask my senior home minister tonite..

:laugh:

siewjang
01-03-2006, 04:10 PM
What's that????

Gee...looks like nobody can tell us the answers. Where is draco and siewjang??
Ni yi nai keh, keh. Wa pa ni ku yong then you now. :weird:

dontbullshit
01-03-2006, 04:20 PM
Ni yi nai keh, keh. Wa pa ni ku yong then you now. :weird:

Nu eng siek nok pak e ku yong leh? Baseball bat harr si kui ling lehh.. :p

dragoncity99
01-03-2006, 04:59 PM
[QUOTE=dragoncity99]Finger Nails - Jieng Ngak

Big Toe - Zai more

Knee - Kau tau-more tuik leh

Palm - Qiu Zhuong

Chin - Ming Meh-face leh Aa hei lah
more chor leh ja li hai hor.

Hahahaha :laugh: gang sia gang sia, nguai ah kong eh kiat parang tor li zak nguai na si kong dan hook chiewwah :laugh:

Face = Meng loh

dragoncity99
01-03-2006, 05:00 PM
Let me try:

Thumb = Jian Ngai Mor

Index Finger = Bi Bi Jai

Middle Finger = Nei Yiu Nyai

Ring Finger = Huon Ing Jai

Baby Finger = Wak Pi Rai

Betul tak Dr. Alfred98???

Middle Finger = Nei Yiu Nyai

Alka ya ngai meh.... :laugh: nguai eh hiu ee tiang tuok eh kong jie bik lah hahahah

dragoncity99
01-03-2006, 05:02 PM
Uh tuik lor mik jiu pui lah. Si dargon mek guor tuwo sek gi luor leh :D


Mik Jiu Pui ==> Eye lid

Mii More ==> Eyebrows

Mik Jiu More ==> Eye lashes

Alkapocino
01-03-2006, 05:03 PM
Middle Finger = Nei Yiu Nyai

Alka ya ngai meh.... :laugh: nguai eh hiu ee tiang tuok eh kong jie bik lah hahahah
nu chu marng kian....middle finger si sie nouk li?

dragoncity99
01-03-2006, 05:05 PM
nu chu marng kian....middle finger si sie nouk li?

There sang jai @ Dai Nong Jai loh :laugh: ROFL

Alka pa rung puong nguai siek "There Sang Jai" lau :crying: :laugh:

Alkapocino
01-03-2006, 05:10 PM
There sang jai @ Dai Nong Jai loh :laugh: ROFL

Alka pa rung puong nguai siek "There Sang Jai" lau :crying: :laugh:
Nah!!!!! (leave it to your imagination now) :laugh:

james 89
01-03-2006, 06:49 PM
Nah!!!!! (leave it to your imagination now) :laugh:
middle finger stand for "nahhhhhhhhhhh"

alfred98
01-03-2006, 07:56 PM
Don't use middle finger so much after get potong leh.
Ok finish with fingers.
neck-
shoulder-
axilla-
axillary hair-
elbow-

:D :D

dragoncity99
01-03-2006, 09:04 PM
neck- da wu
shoulder- kiem mong
axilla- gore raw ah
axillary hair- gore raw ah more more ( :laugh: ) ROFL
elbow- chiu nang

dragoncity99
01-03-2006, 09:05 PM
Nah!!!!! (leave it to your imagination now) :laugh:

Alka jing ngi ya hiu meh.... hahahah :laugh: ROFL

meh tahan alka..... (TABIK)

alfred98
01-03-2006, 09:21 PM
neck- da wu
shoulder- kiem mong-Kiem pong leh
axilla- gore raw ah
axillary hair- gore raw ah more more ( :laugh: ) ROFL
elbow- chiu nang
yin li hai dargon
ok sin le lor
chest-
waist-
groin-
pubic area-
thigh-

:D :D

dragoncity99
01-03-2006, 09:52 PM
chest- Sing Ngiang
waist- You
groin- Kar Keik
pubic area- yen kuo (bird nest) :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
thigh- Ka tui/duai tui

JC
01-03-2006, 09:53 PM
pubic area-
Don't go any lower than this... You know what I mean...

dragoncity99
01-03-2006, 10:03 PM
Don't go any lower than this... You know what I mean...

Doc, u heard the man, meh rai jin mang tu rai. Eh hiu meh? Lang ngar nguai ya keit nern pok.

Lang ngar ee nern keit nguai tau liat oh

Alfred try to put me in his trap again. Very notty doctor.
:blink:

alfred98
01-04-2006, 09:43 AM
chest- Sing Ngiang
waist- You
groin- Kar Keik
pubic area- yen kuo (bird nest)
thigh- Ka tui/duai tui
No lah pubic area hock chew say Aa rin lah or put tor mui.. he he :D :D

alfred98
01-04-2006, 09:45 AM
No more trap leh
ok continue....
plantar area-
palm-
cubital area-front of elbow
ankle-
back-
finish with this u all graduate to internal anatomy :D :D

TK Ho
01-04-2006, 09:55 AM
yin li hai dargon
ok sin le lor
chest-
waist-
groin-
pubic area-
thigh-

:D :D

What about the gland which extends from second to sixth ribs and has a pendular shape usually? What is is called in Hock Chew? Dragon, if got problem pls ask Alfred. :p

alfred98
01-04-2006, 09:57 AM
What about the gland which extends from second to sixth ribs and has a pendular shape usually? What is is called in Hock Chew? Dragon, if got problem pls ask Alfred. :p
Tk Ho never do home work ah that's internal anatomy lah we R still in surface anatomy leh boy!!!

TK Ho
01-04-2006, 09:58 AM
Tk Ho never do home work ah that's internal anatomy lah we R still in surface anatomy leh boy!!!

Dey, that's surface anatomy-lah. More clues...brown discolouration around fourth intercostal space.

alfred98
01-04-2006, 10:03 AM
Dey, that's surface anatomy-lah. More clues...brown discolouration around fourth intercostal space.
That one hor cannot censored already mah. We by pass that area lor administrator requirement lor.. :D
Eh sometime in UK till the pubic area also got he he...

dragoncity99
01-04-2006, 11:55 AM
What about the gland which extends from second to sixth ribs and has a pendular shape usually? What is is called in Hock Chew? Dragon, if got problem pls ask Alfred. :p

Oki TK Ho :) 10qiu

plantar area- ka zhuong
palm- chiu juong
cubital area-front of elbow - chiu jeik
ankle- au ka nang
back- you (ah rau :laugh: )

alfred98
01-04-2006, 12:01 PM
Oki TK Ho :) 10qiu

plantar area- ka zhuong
palm- chiu juong
cubital area-front of elbow - chiu jeik
ankle- au ka nang
back- you (ah rau :laugh: )
Hei Ah rau back side leh :D

dragoncity99
01-04-2006, 01:07 PM
Hei Ah rau back side leh :D

Oic, say i tot it's waist hahahah...oki oki

back - ko yong

alfred98
01-04-2006, 01:14 PM
Now internal anatomy-
Brain-
Occipital lobe of brain-
Throat-
Uvula-
Vocal cord-
:D :D

dragoncity99
01-04-2006, 02:39 PM
Brain- Tau Nor
Occipital lobe of brain- Tau Nor Zhuong? (Jus otak kah? :laugh: )
Throat- Her Ren
Uvula- Her Ren Kern?
Vocal cord- Her Ren Guong?

alfred98
01-04-2006, 02:50 PM
Brain- Tau Nor
Occipital lobe of brain- Tau Nor Zhuong? (Jus otak kah? :laugh: )
Throat- Her Ren
Uvula- Her Ren Kern?
Vocal cord- Her Ren Guong?
Occipital is Ou Tau lah hehe..

dragoncity99
01-04-2006, 04:21 PM
Occipital is Ou Tau lah hehe..
:eek: :confused: :wacko: :weird: hahaha oki oki

I got one question, what is a ribcage called in hock chew?

alfred98
01-05-2006, 09:13 AM
:eek: :confused: :wacko: :weird: hahaha oki oki

I got one question, what is a ribcage called in hock chew?
Luk pear kok...hahaha

alfred98
01-05-2006, 09:15 AM
Ok new set coming-
Esophagus-
stomach-
lung-
Lymph nodes-
calvicle-
:D :D

siewjang
01-05-2006, 10:47 AM
Can indicate on human diagram or not? Never heard of all those body parts also :confused: .

Alkapocino
01-05-2006, 11:09 AM
Can indicate on human diagram or not? Never heard of all those body parts also :confused: .
Don't tell me you don't know what is 'bu raaw' and 'hea'? :D

alfred98
01-05-2006, 11:28 AM
That why after this tuition U can become semi loctor liao... :D

dragoncity99
01-05-2006, 01:11 PM
Ok new set coming-
Esophagus-
stomach-
lung-
Lymph nodes-
calvicle-
:D :D

Esophagus- Her Reng Kuong
stomach- Bu raw
lung- Hie
Lymph nodes- Heik Mak?
clavicle- Gok Tau?

alfred98
01-05-2006, 01:36 PM
[QUOTE=dragoncity99]Esophagus- Her Reng Kuong
stomach- Bu raw- The abdomen called what lor
lung- Hie
Lymph nodes- Heik Mak?-this is pulse leh
clavicle- Gok Tau?-eh. nur gok tau leh piang nur leh :D

dragoncity99
01-05-2006, 06:00 PM
Esophagus- Her Reng Kuong
stomach- Bu raw- The abdomen called what lor
lung- Hie
Lymph nodes- Heik Mak?-this is pulse leh
clavicle- Gok Tau?-eh. nur gok tau leh piang nur leh :D

Hahaha Soli har, nguai meh hiu rau,

nu yi reng, nguai si hai reng,
nu hau seng, nguai hai reng
nu yi reng gau sai, nguai hai reng keo piang sai

Hahahaha


Adomen ah? Meh hiu wo, duok keo muong lau huo
Lymph nodes? Nguai Ya me hiu lau
Clavicle - Gok Jeik?

alfred98
01-05-2006, 07:13 PM
Hahaha Soli har, nguai meh hiu rau,

nu yi reng, nguai si hai reng,
nu hau seng, nguai hai reng
nu yi reng gau sai, nguai hai reng keo piang sai

Hahahaha


Adomen ah? Meh hiu wo, duok keo muong lau huo
Lymph nodes? Nguai Ya me hiu lau
Clavicle - Gok Jeik?
Ngui yi reng aa pek en gung nyai mah hock chew yah li mek pek oh..
Abdomen- nur aa pur roh loh, stomach- pur roh thour(packet)
Lymph nodes- hek ji
clavicle-ta hur kok
Hehehehe.. :squeeze:

dragoncity99
01-05-2006, 08:18 PM
Ngui yi reng aa pek en gung nyai mah hock chew yah li mek pek oh..
Abdomen- nur aa pur roh loh, stomach- pur roh thour(packet)
Lymph nodes- hek ji
clavicle-ta hur kok
Hehehehe.. :squeeze:

Wuahhhhh, ji man hu zak ah? :blink:

Gian si nern, puong eng ni kian e mun teh lah..... :o

alfred98
01-05-2006, 09:10 PM
Hahaha ok new set:
Liver-
Spleen-
Kidney-
Ureter-
Bladder-

dragoncity99
01-06-2006, 12:38 PM
Hahaha ok new set:
Liver-
Spleen-
Kidney-
Ureter-
Bladder-

Liver- Gan
Spleen- Wut is this ??? :wacko:
Kidney- You Wee
Ureter- New Tau? New Toi?
Bladder-Dan

alfred98
01-06-2006, 08:08 PM
[QUOTE=dragoncity99]Liver- Gan
Spleen- Wut is this ??? :wacko: -ah I'm also not sure lah I call hek filter lor
Kidney- You Wee
Ureter- New Tau? New Toi?-You wee tai lor
Bladder-Dan- new tuer....

dragoncity99
01-06-2006, 09:34 PM
Liver- Gan
Spleen- Wut is this ??? :wacko: -ah I'm also not sure lah I call hek filter lor
Kidney- You Wee
Ureter- New Tau? New Toi?-You wee tai lor
Bladder-Dan- new tuer....

Ahahahah

Hey, Ureter --> You wee tai

ah? Why like this one? It's linked to kidney mah? I tot it was joint to the colon leh

TingMS
01-06-2006, 09:39 PM
I remember I ask for the name of the five fingers, so after consulting my senior home minister, here it is :-

Thumb - jien nai mor

First Finger (Pointing Finger) - kea yeok chai ( male chicken finger - don;t
ask me why , i am still figuring it out too)

Middle Finger - dai nong chai

4th finger - mor miang chai (no name finger)

5th finger (little finger for digging ears :laugh: ) - jian mui chai

ta da......

:laugh: :laugh:

TK Ho
01-06-2006, 09:44 PM
I remember I ask for the name of the five fingers, so after consulting my senior home minister, here it is :-

Thumb - jien nai mor

First Finger (Pointing Finger) - kea yeok chai ( male chicken finger - don;t
ask me why , i am still figuring it out too)
Middle Finger - dai nong chai

4th finger - mor miang chai (no name finger)

5th finger (little finger for digging ears :laugh: ) - jian mui chai

ta da......

:laugh: :laugh:

Maybe the shape looks like some part of male chicken? :laugh:

TingMS
01-06-2006, 09:45 PM
Maybe the shape looks like some part of male chicken? :laugh:


haahhaaa...

gua pun tarak tahu, dr ho, gua pun tarak tahu.... :laugh:

dragoncity99
01-06-2006, 10:29 PM
I remember I ask for the name of the five fingers, so after consulting my senior home minister, here it is :-

Thumb - jien nai mor

First Finger (Pointing Finger) - kea yeok chai ( male chicken finger - don;t
ask me why , i am still figuring it out too)

Middle Finger - dai nong chai

4th finger - mor miang chai (no name finger)

5th finger (little finger for digging ears :laugh: ) - jian mui chai

ta da......

:laugh: :laugh:

First Finger (Pointing Finger) - A Cock Finger?

Wow, interesting....:laugh:

I told Alka, he don believe me, it's middle finger....ROFL hahaha....

alfred98
01-07-2006, 10:24 AM
Ahahahah

Hey, Ureter --> You wee tai

ah? Why like this one? It's linked to kidney mah? I tot it was joint to the colon leh
Ureter linked to your head lah...Hahahahaha
is You wee tai lor tube connecting kidney to the bladder lor...

alfred98
01-07-2006, 10:25 AM
haahhaaa...

gua pun tarak tahu, dr ho, gua pun tarak tahu.... :laugh:
No leh I think because this finger always get this so called cock head disease leh. :D

dragoncity99
01-07-2006, 10:35 AM
Ureter linked to your head lah...Hahahahaha
is You wee tai lor tube connecting kidney to the bladder lor...
:laugh: ROFL

No leh I think because this finger always get this so called cock head disease leh. :D

Cock Head Disease? Sor miang li oh?

Alkapocino
01-07-2006, 01:11 PM
I remember I ask for the name of the five fingers, so after consulting my senior home minister, here it is :-

Thumb - jien nai mor

First Finger (Pointing Finger) - kea yeok chai ( male chicken finger - don;t
ask me why , i am still figuring it out too)

Middle Finger - dai nong chai

4th finger - mor miang chai (no name finger)

5th finger (little finger for digging ears :laugh: ) - jian mui chai

ta da......

:laugh: :laugh:
Some how or rather I believe your Home Minister is not telling the truth about the Middle Finger. :p Anyway, thanks for your great insights.

Now, how about knuckles? Can anyone name me all the knuckles?

dragoncity99
01-07-2006, 01:18 PM
Some how or rather I believe your Home Minister is not telling the truth about the Middle Finger. :p Anyway, thanks for your great insights.

Now, how about knuckles? Can anyone name me all the knuckles?

Alka wan to deny it. Another FBI agent want to cover up government secret. :laugh:

Kunckles --> Gung Tau Mo

TingMS
01-07-2006, 01:21 PM
Some how or rather I believe your Home Minister is not telling the truth about the Middle Finger. :p Anyway, thanks for your great insights.

Now, how about knuckles? Can anyone name me all the knuckles?


Then, my kind sir, please enlighten me, being the cheated one, on the real name in hockchiew of the middle finger..... :confused:

Alkapocino
01-07-2006, 01:22 PM
Then, my kind sir, please enlighten me, being the cheated one, on the real name in hockchiew of the middle finger..... :confused:
Ask draco.... :laugh:

Alkapocino
01-07-2006, 01:23 PM
Alka wan to deny it. Another FBI agent want to cover up government secret. :laugh:

Kunckles --> Gung Tau Mo
All of them..one by one like the fingers! :laugh:

dragoncity99
01-07-2006, 02:32 PM
All of them..one by one like the fingers! :laugh:

Gung tau lui --> Each of them loh

alfred98
01-09-2006, 12:00 PM
Cock Head Disease? Sor miang li oh?[/QUOTE]
They called it Kian kork Jin ngai more. Is form of horn like disease of the skin lor. Is acuatly a hyperthrophy of the dermis layers of the skin lor. Seem like a horn like projection which looks like cock head horn lor...asks your mum and see they sure know leh... :cool:

dragoncity99
01-09-2006, 12:46 PM
Cock Head Disease? Sor miang li oh?
They called it Kian kork Jin ngai more. Is form of horn like disease of the skin lor. Is acuatly a hyperthrophy of the dermis layers of the skin lor. Seem like a horn like projection which looks like cock head horn lor...asks your mum and see they sure know leh... :cool:[/QUOTE]

Oki doki doc, thank u ya...hmmm hock chew corner seem to be slow liao, any hot stuffs for us to make it hot again? :laugh:

Oki, no sex ah, later we kena repo again matilah. I know we're watched closely....hehehehe

alfred98
01-09-2006, 01:35 PM
Ok lunch time ok..
Duodenum-
Small intestine-
Colon-
Sigmiod colon-
Rectum-
hehehehehhe :D

dragoncity99
01-09-2006, 05:01 PM
Doc, u mean ur lunch were the organs u mentioned? Is it human organs or cow's one?

alfred98
01-09-2006, 08:40 PM
Doc, u mean ur lunch were the organs u mentioned? Is it human organs or cow's one?
No leh pig one lah...must be human lah eh eh!! Ask :( pulak.

dragoncity99
01-09-2006, 09:01 PM
No leh pig one lah...must be human lah eh eh!! Ask :( pulak.

Hahahah :laugh:


Duodenum- pu loh mui?
Small intestine- Non tong
Colon- sai tong
Sigmoid colon- nguai meh hiu :laugh:
Rectum-ko yung kerng

alfred98
01-09-2006, 09:25 PM
Hahahah :laugh:


Duodenum- pu loh mui?-pu roh tong
Small intestine- Non tong-yes
Colon- sai tong- nur ko yong or- nee leh si- tui tong
Sigmoid colon- nguai meh hiu :laugh:- wah tong
Rectum-ko yung kerng-sai tong

oh forgot-appendix leh--

dragoncity99
01-09-2006, 09:38 PM
Appendix if im not wrong is called --> Bien Nong

Alkapocino
01-10-2006, 02:01 PM
Ok lunch time ok..
Duodenum-
Small intestine-
Colon-
Sigmiod colon-
Rectum-
hehehehehhe :D
:sick: :sick: *puke*

alfred98
01-10-2006, 03:39 PM
Interesting parts coming up......
Uterus-
Fallopian Tubes-
Cervix-
Vagina-
Ovary-
Name it properly ok no vulgarity ok... :p

Alkapocino
01-10-2006, 03:41 PM
Interesting parts coming up......
Uterus-
Fallopian Tubes-
Cervix-
Vagina- A Pong
Ovary-
Name it properly ok no vulgarity ok... :p
Sorry I only know one in HockChew...A Pong! :o

alfred98
01-10-2006, 03:45 PM
Sorry I only know one in HockChew...A Pong! :o
Aiyo yo- What or told u no vulgarity lor chek chek... Vagina- Ai sing lah :D

alfred98
01-10-2006, 03:55 PM
[picture removed - very disturbing!]
In case some of U don't have this for referance lor... :D

Alkapocino
01-10-2006, 04:04 PM
*pengsan* :sick:

alfred98
01-10-2006, 07:53 PM
What pensan pensan, no wonder U didn't take up medicine lah

dragoncity99
01-10-2006, 08:03 PM
How come i don see anything doc? Can PM me the URL?

Nguai kan meh tuok lah. :laugh:

Alka hai you tou lau, ing gai si kang tuo you kuai? Hehehehehe

alfred98
01-10-2006, 08:56 PM
Mek hui lei, sang yur wan nei ya mek sai. Aiyah hai jur nor jor leh... :(

dragoncity99
01-10-2006, 10:02 PM
:crying: :(

Jiang ni loh...ya siu wai meh...meh hor ka liu lao...more not ka liu lau.....

alfred98
01-11-2006, 09:17 AM
Gong li gong kuer, kek leng ngu bip organ niang nok lor.... :D

dragoncity99
01-11-2006, 12:15 PM
Uterus- Nguai
Fallopian Tubes- Gong
Cervix- Puong
Vagina- Meh
Ovary- Hiu

Doc, ya gang ku leh....meh hiu lah....nu si yi reng, nguai si hai reng, duer ner eh pek oh? :blink: :laugh:

Buong nguai nern eng ni kiang ngi lah.... :p

alfred98
01-11-2006, 12:57 PM
Uterus- Nguai
Fallopian Tubes- Gong- su lang kuwang
Cervix- Puong- jur kueng
Vagina- Meh- Aa sing
Ovary- Hiu-Luong Chau...

Doc, ya gang ku leh....meh hiu lah....nu si yi reng, nguai si hai reng, duer ner eh pek oh? :blink: :laugh:

Buong nguai nern eng ni kiang ngi lah.... :p
Use this everyday lor so have to learn...

dragoncity99
01-11-2006, 03:29 PM
Doc, ur bullying me, not fair liao. Let's play IT one now. Computer terms. :laugh: hehehehe

alfred98
01-11-2006, 03:38 PM
Mui liu leh next-
Prostate gland-
Srotum-
Inguinal region-
Hernia-
Appendicitis-
:D :D

dragoncity99
01-13-2006, 02:37 PM
Prostate gland- Lim pa guung?
Srotum- Lim Houk Pui?
Inguinal region- So miang li oh?
Hernia- So minag li oh?
Appendicitis- Wui?

alfred98
01-13-2006, 03:26 PM
Prostate gland- Lim pa guung?- Lim pa ji
Srotum- Lim Houk Pui?-correct
Inguinal region- So miang li oh?-I also don't know but in case of hernia then
Hernia- So minag li oh?-like this lor- tok lim par
Appendicitis- Wui?-Piang tong tian
:p :p

dragoncity99
01-14-2006, 09:02 PM
:p :p
ROFL :laugh: :laugh:

alfred98
01-16-2006, 08:00 PM
Ok mui liau leh..
Bone-
Femur-
Nerve-
Blood vessel-
Chicken pox-
:p

dragoncity99
01-16-2006, 08:45 PM
Bone - Gok
Femur - Duai Gok
Nerve - Guun
Blood vessel - Heik Mak
Chicken Pox - Jui Juor

alfred98
01-16-2006, 08:54 PM
Bone - Gok
Femur - Duai Gok
Nerve - Guun- worng leh is Ngin Siang
Blood vessel - Heik Mak
Chicken Pox - Jui Juor
Ok almost finish with anatomy liao. :p

dragoncity99
01-16-2006, 11:17 PM
Wan 2 finish liao ah Doc ? :( sien oledi oh like this.....

siewjang
01-17-2006, 02:45 PM
I don't understand a single bit but was ereally impressed as how you both know the anatomy. Tabik! I think you both are very typical hockchew ppl. Good job :) .

(*now I'm curious about the pic :cool: )

dragoncity99
01-17-2006, 03:30 PM
Hahahah, thankx jie jie, credit goes to doc lah, he gif question we hiau go and answer loh

siewjang
01-17-2006, 03:37 PM
Hahahah, thankx jie jie, credit goes to doc lah, he gif question we hiau go and answer loh
Admit also :p .

dragoncity99
01-17-2006, 03:42 PM
Admit also :p .

Paiseh paiseh :o hehehehe

Doc Alfred is a joker mah...it's fun 2 go gila2 wif him hahahaha

Sis Ah Jang wan 2 try o not leh? :laugh:

alfred98
01-17-2006, 08:32 PM
Head- Tao
Scalp- Tao Pi
Hair- Tao Muok
Eye- Mik Jiu-by Dargon
Eye lid- Mik Jeu pui-by Dargon
Eye Brow-Mii More-by Dragon
Ear- Ngee Yarng
Nose- Pei
Mouth- Choiu
Lips- Chu wooi
Cornea- Mik Jiu Jour
Finger Nails - Jieng Ngak
Big Toe - Zai more
Knee - Kau tiuk
Palm - Qiu Zhuong
Chin - Aa hei
Buttock-Ko yong- by SJ
Thumb = Jian Ngai Mor
Index Finger = Bi jai -by me but ghost said-kea yeok chai-still fighting over this till now..
Middle Finger = Nei Yiu Nyai-by Alka but ghost said-dai nong chai
Ring Finger = chew v jai-by me but ghost-mor miang chai
Baby Finger =Sa mui jai-by me but ghost-jian mui chai
neck- da wu-dragon
shoulder- kiem mong-dragon
axilla- gore raw ah-dragon
axillary hair- gore raw ah more more-dragon
elbow- chiu nang-dargon
chest- Sing Ngiang-dragon
waist- You-dragon
groin- Kar Keik-dragon
pubic area- yen kuo (bird nest)-dragon
thigh- Ka tui/duai tui-dragon
plantar area- ka zhuong
palm- chiu juong
cubital area-front of elbow - chiu jeik
ankle- au ka nang
back- ah rau- dragon
Brain- Tau Nor
Occipital lobe of brain- Au tau nor-by me
Throat- Her Ren-dragon
Uvula- Her Ren Ji-by me
Vocal cord- Her Ren Guong
Ribs-Luk pear kok-by me
Esophagus- Her Reng Kuong-dragon
stomach- Bu raw thour-by me
lung- Hie-dragon
Lymph nodes- Heik Ji-by me
clavicle- Tau Hur kok-by me
Liver- Gan-dragon
Spleen-hek pomp-by me
Kidney- You Wee-dragon
Ureter-You wee tai- by me
Bladder-Dan- new tuer-dragon
Duodenum-pu roh tong-by me
Small intestine- Non tong-dragon
Colon- tui tong-by me
Sigmoid colon- wah tong-by me
Rectum-ko yung tong-by me
Appendix- Bien Nong-dragon
Uterus- Yur kuing-by me
Fallopian Tubes-su lang kuwang-by me
Cervix-jur kueng muong-by me
Vagina- Meh- Aa sing-by me
Ovary- Luong Chau-by me
Prostate gland-Lim pa ji-by me
Srotum- Lim Houk Pui-dragon
Inguinal region- kar kek-by me
Hernia-tok lim par-by me
Appendicitis-Piang tong tian-by me
Bone - Gok-dragon
Femur - Duai Gok-dragon
Nerve - Ngin Siang-by me
Blood vessel - Heik Mak-dragon
Chicken Pox - Jui Juor-dragon

Ok this is referance for the future Hock chew doctor to learn from this-
Thanks to Dragon, Alka and Ghost for helping to translate this...clap-clap.....

dragoncity99
01-17-2006, 08:39 PM
**CLAP CLAP CLAP**

**TWO THUMBS UP**

Hip hip hooray .....hip hip hooray hahahahha

:laugh: THis rocks man...hahahaha

Ya hor ya hor

siewjang
01-18-2006, 10:57 AM
Sis Ah Jang wan 2 try o not leh? :laugh:
I can understand but can't speak that much la.

Wah, loctor, really tabik you!

dragoncity99
01-18-2006, 11:10 AM
Oki wut Sis Ah Jang, very good oledi leh if u can understand, coz sometimes i pening lalat what we are trying to say to each other in Hock Chew :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

siewjang
01-18-2006, 11:49 AM
I mean in talking i can understtand. I writing....... total blank liao. :confused:

dragoncity99
01-18-2006, 02:57 PM
Oic, hehehe, mebbe can try to spell out lo sis Ah Jang? Then u learn liao loh hahahaha.....Learn to speak Hock Chew online ;) :p

Oki, i think i haf a solution to our pronounciation problem in hock chew due to all of use spell differently. Maybe we can minimize this problem with this characters:

Can just copy paste the characters hehehehe :laugh:

http://www.w3schools.com/tags/ref_entities.asp

English --> Hock Chew
You --> Nü
People --> Nerng
Friend --> Béng Yoû

Hahahaha, Hock Chew Pin Yin

siewjang
01-18-2006, 03:30 PM
Wow! this is brilliant!

alfred98
01-18-2006, 04:23 PM
I know about this but still don't understand hoe they use this thing leh. Dragon teach lor so that in Hing hwa also I can transalate leh.. :D

dragoncity99
01-18-2006, 07:24 PM
I know about this but still don't understand hoe they use this thing leh. Dragon teach lor so that in Hing hwa also I can transalate leh.. :D

Wat Doc, u must be jolking ah...translate in Hing Hwa kah? I ask one girl in Sitiawan (my fren in Nan Hwa school one)...
How to say "I'm a banana man"..... So complicated one... :(

Until i kenot remember liao loh.....nvm

Lesen Number 1.
We learn the tones....

--> À (Sinking tone)

-->Ã (Constant tone, monotonous)

-->Â (Sinking tone -> Rising tone back) I use the ^ symbol since no terbalik symbol to represent Lo-Hi tone

-->Á (Rising tone)

There u go...standard oledi?

alfred98
01-18-2006, 07:58 PM
Wat Doc, u must be jolking ah...translate in Hing Hwa kah? I ask one girl in Sitiawan (my fren in Nan Hwa school one)...
How to say "I'm a banana man"..... So complicated one... :(

Until i kenot remember liao loh.....nvm

Lesen Number 1.
We learn the tones....

--> À (Sinking tone)

-->Ã (Constant tone, monotonous)

-->Â (Sinking tone -> Rising tone back) I use the ^ symbol since no terbalik symbol to represent Lo-Hi tone

-->Á (Rising tone)

There u go...standard oledi?

I'm not good in music leh still cannot need to make sound one leh... :unsure:

dragoncity99
01-18-2006, 08:00 PM
Doc, imagine, ur doing the "ooh-eeeh--ah" sound lah...den ma get the idea liao loh...

Aha, i got one idea, imagine monkeys screaming....can?

Oh oh eh eh ah ah....

Juz don do it on a karaokae system....dangerous

alfred98
01-18-2006, 08:11 PM
Doc, imagine, ur doing the "ooh-eeeh--ah" sound lah...den ma get the idea liao loh...

Aha, i got one idea, imagine monkeys screaming....can?

Oh oh eh eh ah ah....

Juz don do it on a karaokae system....dangerous
Ok trying now liao.. Hope no patient walk in during my practice... :laugh:

dragoncity99
01-18-2006, 08:16 PM
Ok trying now liao.. Hope no patient walk in during my practice... :laugh:

:laugh: ya doc, hey doc, ur suppose to attend the patient, u curi tulang in opis kah? Later Minister marah o not? Slacking ah doc? :p hehehehe

alfred98
01-18-2006, 08:21 PM
:laugh: ya doc, hey doc, ur suppose to attend the patient, u curi tulang in opis kah? Later Minister marah o not? Slacking ah doc? :p hehehehe
Home minister I employed one under my paid role. But had to ask money from her lor... :p

dragoncity99
01-18-2006, 08:28 PM
Home minister I employed one under my paid role. But had to ask money from her lor... :p

Hahahaha, Doc, is it always like that one ah for a home minister aka finance minister? :(

Cham loh, cannot go happy liao if got no pocket money :crying:

alfred98
01-18-2006, 08:51 PM
Hahahaha, Doc, is it always like that one ah for a home minister aka finance minister? :(

Cham loh, cannot go happy liao if got no pocket money :crying:
Use Credit cards lor....Hahahahha she pay mah... :laugh: :laugh:

LiLiaN
01-19-2006, 01:39 AM
*tap tap tap tap tap* ehem... :sus:

alfred98
01-19-2006, 09:27 AM
*tap tap tap tap tap* ehem... :sus:
Ahhhhh! I have to do like this lor, me before gahment servant lor salary like peanuts like that. Not enough to pay credit card lor. So wife very rich mah so she pay lor. But till now still she's doing that lor, maybe is time for me to take over soon. Ok! explianed....

dragoncity99
01-19-2006, 10:20 AM
Oki oki, Beautiful and Righteous Dearest LiLian is here, time to be good boys doc. Heheheh, let's discuss more about human body again?

Bulu Hidung = ?
Bulu Kaki = ?
Red Hair = ?
Black Hair = ?
Hair Hair = ?

alfred98
01-19-2006, 10:25 AM
[QUOTE=dragoncity99]Oki oki, Beautiful and Righteous Dearest LiLian is here, time to be good boys doc. Heheheh, let's discuss more about human body again?

Bulu Hidung = Pi u more
Bulu Kaki = kar more
Red Hair = enrg more
Black Hair = uo more
Hair Hair = more more- sai more leh where got this meh.

dragoncity99
01-19-2006, 10:42 AM
Hahahahha, doc...now try to use the Ping Yin one and see :)

siewjang
01-19-2006, 11:46 AM
Bulu Hidung = Pi u more
Bulu Kaki = kar more
Red Hair = enrg more
Black Hair = uo more
Hair Hair = more more- sai more leh where got this meh.
I thought nose is Pi keng? no?

Dino
01-19-2006, 11:47 AM
I thought nose is Pi keng? no?

Thats nose hole....

siewjang
01-19-2006, 11:53 AM
So bulu hidung is pi keng more, right?

alfred98
01-19-2006, 11:55 AM
So bulu hidung is pi keng more, right?
Ophs sori, is pi keng more leh.... :laugh: :laugh:

siewjang
01-19-2006, 12:08 PM
Bulu Hidung = Pi u more
Hidung ada bulu :D

dragoncity99
01-19-2006, 12:17 PM
I thought nose is Pi keng? no?
Yep Sis Ah Jang, Dino's right.

Hahahaha, Pi Keng More --> Some will say (PI MORE) for short

Friends, i think we got a pattern here now when everyone speaks hock chew.

English pronounciation. Easier to understand oledi leh.

Great job everyone. :laugh:

alfred98
01-19-2006, 02:16 PM
Dragon! Want to add some more? :laugh:

dragoncity99
01-19-2006, 02:33 PM
Yayaya Doc, sure hehehehe...wait...huh Add which one oh doc?

The Hidung?

Oki, anyone can answer this?

Michael Jackson's Plastic Nose --> IN HOCK CHEW?

alfred98
01-19-2006, 03:02 PM
Yayaya Doc, sure hehehehe...wait...huh Add which one oh doc?

The Hidung?

Oki, anyone can answer this?

Michael Jackson's Plastic Nose --> IN HOCK CHEW?
Gung jur pi....Hahahhaha

dragoncity99
01-19-2006, 03:21 PM
Gung jur pi....Hahahhaha

Doc, now u make my kepala pusing liao :wacko:

Gung jur pi?

Michael Jackson Plastic Nose = Mai Kie Jiek Song Nguong JÜ Duai Pei

:laugh: :laugh:

alfred98
01-19-2006, 03:32 PM
Doc, now u make my kepala pusing liao :wacko:

Gung jur pi?

Michael Jackson Plastic Nose = Mai Kie Jiek Song Nguong JÜ Duai Pei

:laugh: :laugh:
Wah! You rock lahhhh...Su tau more....

dragoncity99
01-19-2006, 03:34 PM
Wah! You rock lahhhh...Su tau more....

ROFL :laugh: :laugh: sama2 tipu makan one.... :D

oki oki, how bout this?

Adam's Apple = ?

Alkapocino
01-20-2006, 01:17 AM
ROFL :laugh: :laugh: sama2 tipu makan one.... :D

oki oki, how bout this?

Adam's Apple = ?
Tom Mui Yam Huk? :unsure:

alfred98
01-20-2006, 09:45 AM
Tom Mui Yam Huk? :unsure:
What! Lin huk orrrrr :laugh: :laugh:

dragoncity99
01-20-2006, 07:47 PM
Tom Mui Yam Huk? :unsure:
WHere got Tom Mui Yanm Huk one... :laugh:

What! Lin huk orrrrr :laugh: :laugh:
This is even worse, doc, Lin Huk not up there lah... aiyo.....

alfred98
01-20-2006, 07:53 PM
Ok is called Hur lur huk... :laugh:

dragoncity99
01-20-2006, 08:10 PM
Ok is called Hur lur huk... :laugh:

BINGO

100 mark

alfred98
01-20-2006, 08:16 PM
BINGO

100 mark
Hehehehe :laugh:

dragoncity99
01-20-2006, 08:23 PM
Oki oki doc, here's a good one:

What is called "Hur Lur Kai" in English?

alfred98
01-20-2006, 08:59 PM
Oki oki doc, here's a good one:

What is called "Hur Lur Kai" in English?
-Goitre- is a form of thyroid gland enlarged.. :)

dragoncity99
01-20-2006, 09:03 PM
-Goitre- is a form of thyroid gland enlarged.. :)

Yalo, my dad kena this penyakit last time when i was a boy. Very cham, so i lemember it.

Oki doc what's this:

"Neng Neng Pok" :laugh: ROFL

alfred98
01-20-2006, 09:08 PM
Yalo, my dad kena this penyakit last time when i was a boy. Very cham, so i lemember it.

Oki doc what's this:

"Neng Neng Pok" :laugh: ROFL
Don't know lah, in english can or not..

dragoncity99
01-20-2006, 09:11 PM
In English ah? I PM u lah hehehehe

KeeOng
01-22-2006, 04:30 PM
Head- Tao
Scalp- Tao Pi
Hair- Tao Muok
Eye- Mik Jiu
Eye lid- Mik Jeu Mor


Betul tak alfred98?


I am just going thru some of these thread, looks like alka hoochew is a little off :)

Eye Lid = mi jiu pui
Eye Lashes = mi jiu mor? :)

Alkapocino
01-22-2006, 06:55 PM
I am just going thru some of these thread, looks like alka hoochew is a little off :)

Eye Lid = mi jiu pui
Eye Lashes = mi jiu mor? :)
Sorry to dissapoint you sir, it's my bad English not my Foochow. :p :D

dragoncity99
01-22-2006, 09:14 PM
I am just going thru some of these thread, looks like alka hoochew is a little off :)

Eye Lid = mi jiu pui
Eye Lashes = mi jiu mor? :)
hahahahah, got witness oledi..

Sorry to dissapoint you sir, it's my bad English not my Foochow. :p :D
Alka belanja makan for this...hehehehehe

Alkapocino
01-23-2006, 12:17 AM
Call us when you're back in S'wan for CNY. Eat all you can...I belanja, alfred98 will settle the bill!! :cool:

alfred98
01-23-2006, 10:20 AM
Call us when you're back in S'wan for CNY. Eat all you can...I belanja, alfred98 will settle the bill!! :cool:
hah!!! :amazed: :amazed: :laugh:

Alkapocino
01-23-2006, 10:44 AM
hah!!! :amazed: :amazed: :laugh:
How much can draco eat????? Of course lah you have to settle the bill....you makan the most mah!!!! Hehehehehe......

alfred98
01-23-2006, 11:02 AM
How much can draco eat????? Of course lah you have to settle the bill....you makan the most mah!!!! Hehehehehe......
No problem minister paying mah. As long as all happy is ok... :D

dragoncity99
01-23-2006, 11:27 AM
So in the end....Alka paying lah right? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I can errr... eat one "Tuai Pau", "Jien Nau Pau", "Siu Main", "Yi Mi Jui" nia....less than RM5....don worry lah, Alka foot the bill hehehehe...

Doc, how much u can eat?

alfred98
01-23-2006, 11:41 AM
So in the end....Alka paying lah right? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I can errr... eat one "Tuai Pau", "Jien Nau Pau", "Siu Main", "Yi Mi Jui" nia....less than RM5....don worry lah, Alka foot the bill hehehehe...

Doc, how much u can eat?
Me small eater but big body lor.... :D

dragoncity99
01-23-2006, 05:40 PM
Loctor, u kidding me kah? :laugh: :laugh: boh ko neng one... ROFL

Dont worry wor, tapau and eat oso can while eating...since alka belanja hehehe

dragoncity99
02-08-2006, 10:10 PM
Oki, Doc, any new human parts to learn?

alfred98
02-14-2006, 11:49 AM
Oki, Doc, any new human parts to learn?
We are almost graduated from anatomy school liao..Left with medical disease lor.
Ok start:
1. Chicken Pox:
2. Thalasemia:
3. Anemia:
4. Leukemia:
5. Aplastic anemia:
:)

dragoncity99
02-14-2006, 01:37 PM
We are almost graduated from anatomy school liao..Left with medical disease lor.
Ok start:
1. Chicken Pox:
2. Thalasemia:
3. Anemia:
4. Leukemia:
5. Aplastic anemia:
:)

1. Chicken Pox: Jui Yor
2. Thalasemia: :wacko:
3. Anemia: :wacko:
4. Leukemia: Ba heik giu kar ser lao
5. Aplastic anemia: :wacko


Hahahah, Doc, jing mang gang ku...nguai dooi eh pek oh hahahaha....duo ger Alka li dau kar yiu lau ....hehehee

alfred98
02-14-2006, 01:55 PM
1. Chicken Pox: San Jui Yor
2. Thalasemia: Di Jong Hai ping shouk
3. Anemia: ping shouk lor
4. Leukemia: Ba heik giu kar ser lao
5. Aplastic anemia:Ping shouk jin heng!!!:laugh:


Hahahah, Doc, jing mang gang ku...nguai dooi eh pek oh hahahaha....duo ger Alka li dau kar yiu lau ....hehehee
hahahahha

dragoncity99
02-14-2006, 02:11 PM
hahahahha
ROFL ahahahah wua....

1. Gonorea
2. Sifilis
3. Aids
4. Hormone Imbalance
5. Purging

Alkapocino
02-14-2006, 05:19 PM
Ngwai dor nu nueng lang yeak chor kau tau hin hin...:wacko:

dragoncity99
02-14-2006, 09:48 PM
Ngwai dor nu nueng lang yeak chor kau tau hin hin...:wacko:
ROFL hahahahahah :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

alfred98
02-15-2006, 10:22 AM
ROFL ahahahah wua....

1. Gonorea-Hek Lar char
2. Sifilis-hek lar char again!!!
3. Aids-Ooi chee phang
4. Hormone Imbalance-Her mone meh ping
5. Purging-Tuar jin heng
:laugh: :laugh:

dragoncity99
02-15-2006, 12:52 PM
1. Gonorea-Hek Lar char
2. Sifilis-hek lar char again!!!
3. Aids-Ooi chee phang
4. Hormone Imbalance-Her mone meh ping
5. Purging-Tuar jin heng
:laugh: :laugh:


ROFL hahahahahah

1. Gonorea-Hek Lar char
2. Sifilis-Mui Hua Duk
3. Aids-Ooi chee phang
4. Hormone Imbalance-Her mone meh ping nging
5. Purging-Tuar jin heng/ Lau Tuai Sai

LMAO ROFL :laugh: :laugh:

English how to say "Piang Sai" u know o not Doc?

alfred98
02-20-2006, 02:05 PM
ROFL hahahahahah

1. Gonorea-Hek Lar char
2. Sifilis-Mui Hua Duk
3. Aids-Ooi chee phang
4. Hormone Imbalance-Her mone meh ping nging
5. Purging-Tuar jin heng/ Lau Tuai Sai

LMAO ROFL :laugh: :laugh:

English how to say "Piang Sai" u know o not Doc?
Shit collector!!!:unsure:

dragoncity99
02-22-2006, 12:51 AM
Shit collector!!!:unsure:
Hehehe, very close doc :laugh:

Try again and seee..hehehee

alfred98
02-22-2006, 09:59 AM
Hehehe, very close doc :laugh:

Try again and seee..hehehee
Very close??? Stool collector.....


Eh!! What is bird flu in hockchew hah???:)

Oddfather
02-22-2006, 10:47 AM
Very close??? Stool collector.....


Eh!! What is bird flu in hockchew hah???:)
chui yang ah chew

dragoncity99
02-22-2006, 11:30 AM
Very close??? Stool collector.....


Eh!! What is bird flu in hockchew hah???:)
Piang sai means "Pouring Shit" :laugh: hahahahah juz kacau-ing u Doc.

U got correct oledi actually hehehehehe


Bird flu = Jiu Yang Hung Ngang / Jiu Yang Gan More Zen ???


chui yang ah chew
:laugh: :laugh: hahahahaha AndrewH jiat horrr LOL

alfred98
02-22-2006, 11:39 AM
Piang sai means "Pouring Shit" :laugh: hahahahah juz kacau-ing u Doc.

U got correct oledi actually hehehehehe


Bird flu = Jiu Yang Hung Ngang / Jiu Yang Gan More Zen ???



:laugh: :laugh: hahahahaha AndrewH jiat horrr LOL
Wah dragon velly good hah!!!:laugh:

dragoncity99
02-22-2006, 01:40 PM
Wah dragon velly good hah!!!:laugh:
Hehehehe 10q Doc :o

Okay let's try this:

"Mui Hua Look" - What's that in English? A kind of disease.

alfred98
02-22-2006, 01:44 PM
Hehehehe 10q Doc :o

Okay let's try this:

"Mui Hua Look" - What's that in English? A kind of disease.
Ehhhh! Don't understand leh...Is affecting which part of the body????:confused:

Oddfather
02-22-2006, 01:52 PM
Hehehehe 10q Doc :o

Okay let's try this:

"Mui Hua Look" - What's that in English? A kind of disease.
private part flowering...??? :unsure: :wacko:

dragoncity99
02-22-2006, 02:00 PM
private part flowering...??? :unsure: :wacko:
I oso dono leh :p

Mebbe our Doc knows hehehehe....I have always thinking this disease as Sifilis but dono true onot.

Is it the one look like Chicken Pox but it's not Chicken Pox???

Oddfather
02-22-2006, 02:02 PM
I oso dono leh :p

Mebbe our Doc knows hehehehe....I have always thinking this disease as Sifilis but dono true onot.

Is it the one look like Chicken Pox but it's not Chicken Pox???
:unsure: :confused: :wacko:

dragoncity99
02-22-2006, 02:33 PM
:unsure: :confused: :wacko:
Very weird horr....

Yes...so twisted disease, just like a disease that can mean two things.

AIDS = Am I Dying Slowly? (ANGKARA IBLIS & SYAITAN)
or
AIDS can oso mean American Idol Desperate Singers/Snck3rs hahahahah :laugh:

alfred98
02-22-2006, 02:43 PM
I oso dono leh :p

Mebbe our Doc knows hehehehe....I have always thinking this disease as Sifilis but dono true onot.

Is it the one look like Chicken Pox but it's not Chicken Pox???
Wait ah!!! I ask my wife!!!:laugh:

dragoncity99
02-22-2006, 02:46 PM
Wait ah!!! I ask my wife!!!:laugh:
Oki doki Doc, 10Q hehehehe......:laugh:

Wrong sex education....and wrong disease education by the medias and advertisement.....that's why im so confused.

Nguai tau jing duai lau, tie more dai meh loh.