Hemson Rooster

[Voon Chan]

Ladies & Gentlemen,
Here is our star,

Witchking!
Due to high cost of living in Malaysia now and to earn extra money. I have started a new career as a part time model...i kid you not.

I start today, modelling for a magazine called ..... wait for it....'NCB Holdings Bhd Annual Report 2005'.

I will be the centrepage male model under the glossy heading of 'El Diablo El Info Systemo Si Auditoro...'

Yes, I can already see this tabloid already flying off the book store shelves when it hits the streets sometime next year.


Mebbe a movie deal will be in the future soon too.. :blink: :squeeze:

[WitchKing]

Ladies & Gentlemen,
Here is our star,

Witchking!


Doctor Love, next time i see you i gonna ring your neck.....!! :mad:

[SS2006]

Ladies & Gentlemen,
Here is our star,

Witchking!
Post a pix!

[Voon Chan]

What neck? The one attaching to my Head?Doctor Love, next time i see you i gonna ring your neck.....!! :mad:

[WitchKing]

Post a pix!

Cannot wan, itsa very exclusive distribution. You must have some NCB shares only can get the autographed version.

[WitchKing]

What neck? The one attaching to my Head?

If I have my way with it, NOT FOR LONG!!!! :weird: :p

[Dino]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/vghc/worthless1.gif

[Voon Chan]

Don't you dare to touch it!:mad: If I have my way with it, NOT FOR LONG!!!! :weird: :p

[alfred98]

:mad:

[WitchKing]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/nazlan/scan2.jpg

Ini saja for now....mebbe once the annual report comes out i scan it and post here, now can we PLEASE CLOSE THIS THREAD :mad: !!!!!

[Voon Chan]

Please PM him &wait for his agent to call youBeuatiful Chicken?? I thought Beautiful Duck...
Eh Doctors can join ah. Nowadays bussiness not good lor need extra income mah.. :p

[Voon Chan]

Banyak hansem punya muka!
Bang, mana boleh close, baru saja mula

[athena]

nice naz!! hehe...

betcha phone will not stop ringing now!! :laugh:

[WitchKing]

nice naz!! hehe...

betcha phone will not stop ringing now!! :laugh:

err yeah. Kinda hoping it was Maria Sharapova that called me JUST NOW (even put on my best Enrique Englesias accent),.......but it was Oprah. :sick:

[athena]

err yeah. Kinda hoping it was Maria Sharapova that called me JUST NOW (even put on my best Enrique Englesias accent),.......but it was Oprah. :sick:
oohh...the brown cow!!

ok wert.... she can hook u up with Maria...

[alfred98]

:mad:

[WitchKing]

oohh...the brown cow!!

ok wert.... she can hook u up with Maria...

But she said I have to be her BOY TOY for two months before that can happen....!

...anyways, I'm done with the photoshoot. All in all it was four of us. Two auditors, the financial controller and the Corporate Planning Manager. Very very interesting I must say..We had to pose like we were talking some corporaty talk gobble de gook and make hand gestures. Needless to say nervousness was all around coz didnt know how to act in front of the cameras....!!!!

[Hades]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/nazlan/scan2.jpg

Ini saja for now....mebbe once the annual report comes out i scan it and post here, now can we PLEASE CLOSE THIS THREAD :mad: !!!!!

peeeeeeeeeeeeeew wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!! the chicken!!!!! hahahaha

man dun close this thread, itz jus getting more and more interesting...hahahaha

[Voon Chan]

Thank you for the supportpeeeeeeeeeeeeeew wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!! the chicken!!!!! hahahaha

man dun close this thread, itz jus getting more and more interesting...hahahaha

[Hades]

Thank you for the support

no problem...hahah good things meant to be shared...plus this is christmas season, all the more reason u should share...

[Voon Chan]

Where is the star now?

[athena]

But she said I have to be her BOY TOY for two months before that can happen....!

...anyways, I'm done with the photoshoot. All in all it was four of us. Two auditors, the financial controller and the Corporate Planning Manager. Very very interesting I must say..We had to pose like we were talking some corporaty talk gobble de gook and make hand gestures. Needless to say nervousness was all around coz didnt know how to act in front of the cameras....!!!!
hey you sud be proud....that cow is flithy rich!! wat's there ....small sacrifice but big gain!! haha...where are the accountants? offer 'expert' advice! :laugh:

[Voon Chan]

Naz, Milk the cow while you can:) hey you sud be proud....that cow is flithy rich!! wat's there ....small sacrifice but big gain!! haha...where are the accountants? offer 'expert' advice! :laugh:

[WitchKing]

Naz, Milk the cow while you can:)

What if the cow milk ME!?

[Voon Chan]

Just enjoy the milking process:p !What if the cow milk ME!?

[WitchKing]

Just enjoy the milking process:p !


I SERIOUSLY doubt it.

[Voon Chan]

Have experience it?:rolleyes: I SERIOUSLY doubt it.

[Hades]

hahaha i'm trying to imagine a guy in chicken suit milking the cow....man that is soooo hilarious!!!!!
:laugh:

[athena]

I SERIOUSLY doubt it.
bersusah-susah dahulu...bersenang-senang kemudian!

[Voon Chan]

sakit-sakit dahulu, syiok-syiok kemudian

[WitchKing]

bersusah-susah dahulu...bersenang-senang kemudian!

....nanti lama-lama, i pulak yang mati kekeringan.

[Voon Chan]

susu tak boleh kering,

bisa diganti:laugh:

....nanti lama-lama, i pulak yang mati kekeringan.

[Hades]

picit picit susu dulu, boleh minum susu kemudian....

[Voon Chan]

Naz, best wishes to you in your new career!
Semoga-moga awak berjaya dalam kerjaya baru tu

[Hades]

and which is??

[Voon Chan]

a model & actorand which is??

[Hades]

a model & actor

i'm sorry but i still cant shake the image of him in a chicken suit yet!! ahahaha :eek:

[Voon Chan]

me too, especially milking the chicken part:laugh: i'm sorry but i still cant shake the image of him in a chicken suit yet!! ahahaha :eek:

[Hades]

me too, especially milking the chicken part:laugh:

hahaha this is sooo hilarious....hey VC congrats on ur 16000th post!! hahaa keep it up...

[Voon Chan]

I didn't realise that.

Sure, I will keep IT UP!

hahaha this is sooo hilarious....hey VC congrats on ur 16000th post!! hahaa keep it up...

[Hades]

I didn't realise that.

Sure, I will keep IT UP!

hehe a few more posts and i'll reaCH MY FIRST 1K POST.....

[Voon Chan]

congrats!hehe a few more posts and i'll reaCH MY FIRST 1K POST.....

[Hades]

congrats!

havent reach yet ler...so sien no one heavy duty post with me....

[Voon Chan]

Just post & you will reach ithavent reach yet ler...so sien no one heavy duty post with me....

[Hades]

Just post & you will reach it

yeap yeap and i'm working on it...hthanks for the support

[dragoncity99]

havent reach yet ler...so sien no one heavy duty post with me....

Dont worry, i siao wif u and brader VC. Kakakaka

Demit, i tidor 4 jam oni reach about 150 post nia.

[Voon Chan]

bye-bye. I am going home

[Hades]

2 down 1 more to go

[dragoncity99]

2 down 1 more to go

Bro VC balik oledi, it's a few more posts for u CK. Gambateh

[Hades]

Bro VC balik oledi, it's a few more posts for u CK. Gambateh

hehehe 7 more to be exact....

[dragoncity99]

hehehe 7 more to be exact....
Wah see, 1000 soon, im 19x togo....oh poop

[Hades]

Wah see, 1000 soon, im 19x togo....oh poop

hehe u can do it oso....peseverance

[dragoncity99]

hehe u can do it oso....peseverance

okay, i sabar, but i hope i could stay my post at 888 for a while. nice number. kakaka

dont want to go dinner ka? Respect u man. hahaha, 1000 post liao. Hip hip hooray bro. :laugh:

[Hades]

okay, i sabar, but i hope i could stay my post at 888 for a while. nice number. kakaka

dont want to go dinner ka? Respect u man. hahaha, 1000 post liao. Hip hip hooray bro. :laugh:

hahah thanks...i'm working till 8pm so dinner will follow later...i'll be going to SS2 for dinner though

[dragoncity99]

SS2? Where is it? Im really a blind man in SS areas.

U throw me there i dono how to go home liao. Hahahahah

I shouldn't be going to dinner yet. Malas liao, cook porridge kau tim one meal sudah lah. I berazam diet liao. Hahahah

[Hades]

SS2? Where is it? Im really a blind man in SS areas.

U throw me there i dono how to go home liao. Hahahahah

I shouldn't be going to dinner yet. Malas liao, cook porridge kau tim one meal sudah lah. I berazam diet liao. Hahahah

hahaha ok ok...SS2 is opposite KDU college hehehe

[dragoncity99]

OIC, i know where liao. I will pass by when i go to MUST(Malaysia University of Science and Techno) sometimes to meet my coursemate. She's doing Master's there.

Yes, Techno Musics. Hahahhaah

[Hades]

OIC, i know where liao. I will pass by when i go to MUST(Malaysia University of Science and Techno) sometimes to meet my coursemate. She's doing Master's there.

Yes, Techno Musics. Hahahhaah

what is that got to do with visiting?

[dragoncity99]

No, suddenly came into my mind. Techno musics and wasting my time the a couple of "bytes" in this forum. to increase my post count. hahahaha

I tot that place got Techno Musics to listen or course, mah curious to visit loh.

My first programming language C++ book was written by a lecturer here. P. Sellapan. I tot i could see him in person.

And i did. He's like Mahatma Gandhi, physically loh.

[Hades]

No, suddenly came into my mind. Techno musics and wasting my time the a couple of "bytes" in this forum. to increase my post count. hahahaha

I tot that place got Techno Musics to listen or course, mah curious to visit loh.

My first programming language C++ book was written by a lecturer here. P. Sellapan. I tot i could see him in person.

And i did. He's like Mahatma Gandhi, physically loh.

so it is proven that programming kills....look, it got him all bald!! thank god i only finish my ad. diploma in programming but i persue engineering
hahaha

[dragoncity99]

so it is proven that programming kills....look, it got him all bald!! thank god i only finish my ad. diploma in programming but i persue engineering
hahaha
:laugh: Yalo, programming sux and killing.

All coding and coding and coding, what is the meaning of life?
Coding.

Eat coding, Sleep coding, Pang Sai oso coding.

[WitchKing]

:laugh: Yalo, programming sux and killing.

All coding and coding and coding, what is the meaning of life?
Coding.

Eat coding, Sleep coding, Pang Sai oso coding.

Thnk goodness i deviated away from that long time ago.....NOW I FIND FAULT WITH PEOPLE's CODING....muaahahahahaaaa!!!!!

[dragoncity99]

Thnk goodness i deviated away from that long time ago.....NOW I FIND FAULT WITH PEOPLE's CODING....muaahahahahaaaa!!!!!

Big Brader Naz, that's a cool choice.

Adoi, poor programmers. Hahahaha, they surely headache seeing u. :laugh:

Luckily dint choose to be programmer. I will be imbalance in my diet, food, emotion, hairstyle, and mental. Hahaha
I might end up being smeagle or urukhai if too much koding.


Project Manager? Software QA? Sys Analyse? Wow....danger danger....one Keyboard to Rule 'Em all.

[Voon Chan]

Nak cari gaduh dengan orang ke?:rolleyes:

Jaga-jaga sikit. Bahaya

Thnk goodness i deviated away from that long time ago.....NOW I FIND FAULT WITH PEOPLE's CODING....muaahahahahaaaa!!!!!

[Hades]

ey, kasi chance a bit la....programmers are oso human being, they write programs for a living, it's not an easy job u know, wat more now christmas season, it's a time of giving hope and sharing....hahaha

[Voon Chan]

tell me more as regards to a programmers life.

I have got no clue about their working life

ey, kasi chance a bit la....programmers are oso human being, they write programs for a living, it's not an easy job u know, wat more now christmas season, it's a time of giving hope and sharing....hahaha

[dragoncity99]

tell me more as regards to a programmers life.

I have got no clue about their working life

My life of a (SOFTWARE ENGINEER - which is actually programmer) last time:

1. We work like a G-O-D (Reverse the 3 character :laugh:)
2. No life (Work late till the night, lack of sleep, lack of sex, lack of food and lack of love)
3. Rambut jatuh a lot
4. Gila2 schedules and gila2 software requirements.
5. Kena shoot when cannot finish project on time.
6. Crazy and change of requirements means recoding the whole darn program.
7. Low pay and more workload (I think i will be alot richer if i sell pirated VCDs and DVDs at pasar malam).
8. Work late, and no OT claim

And oso one more issue:
Why Malaysia market assume Software Engineer as programmer? Sigh....wrong liao lah, kena abuse liao.....very cham loh.

If i got chance like Naz, who got promoted, that will be cool. Ahahaha

Find errors and bugs, then kasi sama programmer buat.

[Voon Chan]

Thank for the info brother.

[WitchKing]

Thank for the info brother.

I can vouch for the Job Description provided. Its really hectic to the point of leaving nothing else to do with your life for sum people.


Slight correction, I din get promoted out of the SE/Prgmr life, I entered the audit line and got assigned to auditing IT (outside, looking in now instead of inside trying to get out)

[Hades]

sorry for the late posting bro....internet was juz moments ago

[dragoncity99]

Slight correction, I din get promoted out of the SE/Prgmr life, I entered the audit line and got assigned to auditing IT (outside, looking in now instead of inside trying to get out)

Oopppss sorry brader Naz. :o :p

[dragoncity99]

Thank for the info brother.
No prob. That's my personal experience ma. Felt nerdy loh staying at computer. Until find it hard to approach ladies. Computers are my wife until now. Hahahaha
:laugh:

Maybe other programmers enjoy it.

sorry for the late posting bro....internet was juz moments ago
Sorry no cure. Kena belanja makan. Like LiLian DHL BurgerKing to us all. Hahahaha

[Voon Chan]

1stly, you can always wait for lady to approach you. Computer as you wife?
Not a bad choice, you can always play with the computer if you are bored. It will show you real cool thingsNo prob. That's my personal experience ma. Felt nerdy loh staying at computer. Until find it hard to approach ladies. Computers are my wife until now. Hahahaha
:laugh:

Maybe other programmers enjoy it.

[dragoncity99]

1stly, you can always wait for lady to approach you. Computer as you wife?
Not a bad choice, you can always play with the computer if you are bored. It will show you real cool things

Dont worry, there are always ladies there, as long as got computer.
Yalo, my current wife is computer.
I haf to file a divorce sooner or later. Im will get old.

Yayyaay, playing with computer is so good. They are so understanding, i scold her, she won't cry, i say i need anything she give me. :laugh:

She even allow me to peek on pretty ladies. When she is mad, i just delete some files. If she's notty, i format her. And get a new wife. :laugh: :laugh:

[Voon Chan]

WAY TO GO Brother!
You are the MAN!

[dragoncity99]

WAY TO GO Brother!
You are the MAN!

Ahahaha, I call this "The Tao Of Computer"

"电脑道" - Dian Nao Dao

Poor CK, he kenot got problem online. kurang 1 kaki oledi to lepak. :(

Brader VC & Naz,
Can check my coding here? It's a joke actually from my friend.

http://www.acs-sitiawan.com/forum/showthread.php?p=218308#post218308

See u guys can understand wat he writes o not. :smile-2:

[Voon Chan]

:laugh:, the Tao of Nonsense Ahahaha, I call this "The Tao Of Computer"

"电脑道" - Dian Nao Dao

Poor CK, he kenot got problem online. kurang 1 kaki oledi to lepak. :(

[dragoncity99]

:laugh:, the Tao of Nonsense

Ai seh bro, don say like that to me lah. I develop this Tao 5 years hardwork.
Dont say like that lah. hahahha :laugh:

[Voon Chan]

Don't say like that
Then I say "like this"

[dragoncity99]

Don't say like that
Then I say "like this"

***Vomitting Blood***

Argghhhh

***Pulling Hair***

Notty notty big brader, bully one ones. Cannot like that bad example.
I call mummy later loh. :laugh:

Shame shame shame. Cannot. Okay how bout i undertable u some porn sites. We buat tak tau? *Evil Laugh*

[Voon Chan]

:laugh: , :laugh:

Porn sites? No thank you. I have no use for it.
Keep it for your own use when your are lonely & need to have a threesome(you, computer & the porn site)

[dragoncity99]

:laugh: , :laugh:

Porn sites? No thank you. I have no use for it.
Keep it for your own use when your are lonely & need to have a threesome(you, computer & the porn site)

Oh come on, bro, u know u want it. Dont kesi kesi...ahahaha

3some? I'll get electrocuted bro if i XXX my wife loh. :laugh:

She hates me to kiss her.

[Voon Chan]

No kesi here. I not in to pornograpic materialOh come on, bro, u know u want it. Dont kesi kesi...ahahaha

3some? I'll get electrocuted bro if i XXX my wife loh. :laugh:

She hates me to kiss her.

[Hades]

i'm so busy today!!!!!!
i'm the only engineer for today who supports more than 1500 users!!! dammit!

[Voon Chan]

Calvin, go to the Damn It thread let go your anger therei'm so busy today!!!!!!
i'm the only engineer for today who supports more than 1500 users!!! dammit!

[Hades]

Calvin, go to the Damn It thread let go your anger there

hahaha i was about to do that

[Voon Chan]

Super Star Naz is too busy with the photo session.
Where is the photo?

[WitchKing]

Super Star Naz is too busy with the photo session.
Where is the photo?

I post this weekend , need to research somthin rite now

[Hades]

Super Star Naz is too busy with the photo session.
Where is the photo?

ya la naz!!! i'm so busy today cant wait too long la...

[Voon Chan]

IF I don't see the photo at 5pm today, I shall storm in to your house tomorrow looking for it:rolleyes: I post this weekend , need to research somthin rite now

[WitchKing]

IF I don't see the photo at 5pm today, I shall storm in to your house tomorrow looking for it:rolleyes:

...no problem, you wanna cuppa coffeee after you're done?

[Hades]

...no problem, you wanna cuppa coffeee after you're done?

hahaha good one :amused:

[Voon Chan]

Thank you:o .

I think, i will be there at 6.00-615pm

...no problem, you wanna cuppa coffeee after you're done?

[WitchKing]

Thank you:o .

I think, i will be there at 6.00-615pm


Oraiittt.

[Hades]

hey i oso wanna go...but then again, i'm working till 10pm then going to meet andrew and ball ang at subang,,,woo hoo....have fun guys

[Voon Chan]

We will have fun. Thank you

[WitchKing]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/nazlan/DSC_1015.jpg

[Dino]

Kena scolding ke??? :laugh: :laugh:

[WitchKing]

Kena scolding ke??? :laugh: :laugh:

Acting lah!!! Cannott see the white screen at the back there ahh?? THey gonna superimpose image of a container ship steamrolling towards us for looking like such uber studs...

[Dino]

Acting lah!!! Cannott see the white screen at the back there ahh?? THey gonna superimpose image of a container ship steamrolling towards us for looking like such uber studs...

Sounds like drug dealing at the ports......What Peter Jackson movie you starring in?

[Chris C]

:laugh: excuse me dik......i must've been away too long :o ....read the title, "beautiful chicken",.....and saw 2 jantans in the pic..... :eek:

[WitchKing]

:laugh: excuse me dik......i must've been away too long :o ....read the title, "beautiful chicken",.....and saw 2 jantans in the pic..... :eek:

Blame Voon Chan....he started it. :mad:

[Chris C]

Blame Voon Chan....he started it. :mad:
:laugh: ......... then u should add in title above the pic, "beautiful cockerels".... :eek: :p

[WitchKing]

:laugh: ......... then u should add in title above the pic, "beautiful cockerels".... :eek: :p

kenot, nanti sumbody go make 'cockerels' into 'short-form', mana nak sorok muka? :squeeze:

[Chris C]

kenot, nanti sumbody go make 'cockerels' into 'short-form', mana nak sorok muka? :squeeze:
:laugh: ..........sorok kat forum, underground..... :squeeze:

[song cm]

kenot, nanti sumbody go make 'cockerels' into 'short-form', mana nak sorok muka? :squeeze:

too late...change liao :eek:

[Chris C]

too late...change liao :eek:
Hi, hensom rooster..... :p

[WitchKing]

Hi, hensom rooster..... :p


.......this is a nightmare..... :wacko:

[Dino]

Hi, hensom rooster..... :p

There is another word for rooster......

[WitchKing]

There is another word for rooster......

.........'pecker'? :huh:

[Dino]

.........'pecker'? :huh:

Yes...it does peck!!

[Chris C]

:laugh: ....u guys settle it with Song....he's the wise guy who changed the title...

[SS2006]

:laugh: ....u guys settle it with Song....he's the wise guy who changed the title...
mahu hantam dia ke, WK? Beautiful chicken sounds so like you...hensem rooster sounds so unlike you :squeeze:

[alfred98]

Hi, hensom rooster..... :p
Rooster! wrong class liao rooster is 86 lah. :cool:

[Chris C]

Rooster! wrong class liao rooster is 86 lah. :cool:
:laugh: those from 87', lain punya rooster...... :rolleyes:

[SS2006]

:laugh: those from 87', lain punya rooster...... :rolleyes:
I thot its cockerel?

[Chris C]

I thot its cockerel?
....wot's the difference ah Shir?

[song cm]

Rooster! wrong class liao rooster is 86 lah. :cool:
aiseh...dr...those born in January 70 aso rooster larr....just like those born in Jan 69....monyet....

[SS2006]

Hey, anyone got next year's chinese horoscope? Can post aahh?
I want to see my luck good or not :laugh:

[WitchKing]

....wot's the difference ah Shir?

I think one is 'limp' blood red, and the other is 'hotshaft' black...


.....what? what? what'd I say????

[Chris C]

I think one is 'limp' blood red, and the other is 'hotshaft' black...


.....what? what? what'd I say????
:laugh: ......i was wondering about the same thing too...... :laugh:

[song cm]

I think one is 'limp' blood red, and the other is 'hotshaft' black...


.....what? what? what'd I say????

u puasa isit?? :eek:

[WitchKing]

u puasa isit?? :eek:

no,......just pulling a fast one, i.e. .....'fasting'.

[Sila]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/nazlan/DSC_1015.jpg
Other Guy: WitchKing, I believe that the auditing process will greatly be enhanced once we implement n4zGuL 8.2.
WitchKing: (casually putting hand in pocket so as to distract OtherGuy from the Sword he has hidden with the jacket on his other arm) Why, OtherGuy, you must be right. n4zGuL 8.2 will revolutionize the auditing process! aside: *evil laugh* The n4zGul 8.2 program will give me power over everything! It is my preciousssssss.....

[LiLiaN]

LMAO.... good one sila, good one... :laugh:

[Voon Chan]

Naz, where is your chicken suit?
Bulu pun tak nampak!