[closed] Stud Kings & The Forum II

[Voon Chan]

This is Part II,
Guys & Girls, you can continue to talk anything under the Sun or third Rock from the Sun:)

[WitchKing]

This is Part II,
Guys & Girls, you can continue to talk anything under the Sun or third Rock from the Sun:)

Change the title whydontcha?!!! Something like 'Chronicles of Stud Kings: The Super Flirt, The LoveDoc and the WitchKing'.... :squeeze:

Same same title boring laa..

[Voon Chan]

Naz, just PM Song the title you want & request for change.

I have no objection.:)

Change the title whydontcha?!!! Something like 'Chronicles of Stud Kings: The Super Flirt, The LoveDoc and the WitchKing'.... :squeeze:

Same same title boring laa..

[WitchKing]

Stayed mostly at home this weekend. Spent time with the kids, saw Eps 3 and 4. Gardening, washed car........feel sooo 'domesticated'... :squeeze:


Should still be on hols tomorrow on account of Selangor Sultan deciding he want to open his presents early, but I gotta head to MIMOS for some rocking jolly good time course on Network and Firewall Security. Good thing I get a replacement leave. Gotta go, Ray Krock just invited me for dinner with the wife and kids in tow..... ;)

[Dino]

Stayed mostly at home this weekend. Spent time with the kids, saw Eps 3 and 4. Gardening, washed car........feel sooo 'domesticated'... :squeeze:

)

Looks more like trained!! :p

[Voon Chan]

Weekend was not great for me. Got food poisoning on Friday evening. Need to go to clinic & etc. Rested at home.
Was home whole of sunday morning. Pick up my parents on Sunday afternoon
Washed my car in the evening

That was my Sunday

[James Nga]

Weekend was not great for me. Got food poisoning on Friday evening. Need to go to clinic & etc. Rested at home.
Was home whole of sunday morning. Pick up my parents on Sunday afternoon
Washed my car in the evening

That was my Sunday

weekend was fantastic for me - the only problem - I'm kinda exhausted today.

spend time doing christmas shopping, writing some christmas card and putting up x'mas decoration, and 1001 other christmas stuffs...

went to a warehouse near sunway looking at the brand new BBQ set. later found out that giant is cheaper for the same thing! luckily didn't buy..

[WitchKing]

Good Morning from MIMOS. 2nd and last day of the training on Audit Firewall and Network security. Very interesting course,more so since I am sitting beside 3 femilicious Audit executives from the Casino Division of Genting Bhd, who look like the Guinness Girls and Lady Lucks (take your pick....). Dressing pun. fuu yoOOOO..Godaan abih!!


...'maintain Witchking, Main-taaiiiinnnnnnnn'..... :wacko:

[Voon Chan]

What are you trying to maintain? Erection?Good Morning from MIMOS. 2nd and last day of the training on Audit Firewall and Network security. Very interesting course,more so since I am sitting beside 3 femilicious Audit executives from the Casino Division of Genting Bhd, who look like the Guinness Girls and Lady Lucks (take your pick....). Dressing pun. fuu yoOOOO..Godaan abih!!


...'maintain Witchking, Main-taaiiiinnnnnnnn'..... :wacko:

[WitchKing]

What are you trying to maintain? Erection?

......flaccidd-ness........

[Voon Chan]

Big problem!......flaccidd-ness........

[WitchKing]

Big problem!

Yeah, the thing has a mind of its own, never wants to listen to me at all.

[Voon Chan]

Yes!

Naz, what is the thing you can lift up with a slightest thought?

Yeah, the thing has a mind of its own, never wants to listen to me at all.

[WitchKing]

Yes!

Naz, what is the thing you can lift up with a slightest thought?

...my credit card debt?

[Voon Chan]

it will rise faster than you debt...my credit card debt?

[WitchKing]

errr, guys ? :unsure: :worried:

I, uh, just checked my repo points tally...


.....it's the mark of the Beast. Should I be worried? :h:

[Voon Chan]

wth are you talking about?errr, guys ? :unsure: :worried:

I, uh, just checked my repo points tally...


.....it's the mark of the Beast. Should I be worried? :h:

[WitchKing]

wth are you talking about?

What the 'hey' is rite...... :weird:

[Voon Chan]

i am confused nowWhat the 'hey' is rite...... :weird:

[WitchKing]

i am confused now

I think we should wait till more of our Christian bruthas come into the forum...they can xplain to u wat i tokking about....

[WitchKing]

Well, have to go now people. Need to try to concentrate on the course....<hint><hint> am oledi sniffing Chanel No.5!

[Voon Chan]

bye! Take care.

No.5! Classic taste. Go for it
Don't get wild with it
Well, have to go now people. Need to try to concentrate on the course....<hint><hint> am oledi sniffing Chanel No.5!

[WitchKing]

bye! Take care.

No.5! Classic taste. Go for it
Don't get wild with it

......Too Late.

[Voon Chan]

Come back here Naz,

Control the temptation................................
Don't do it!
......Too Late.

[Hades]

hey all,

wat u get when the chicken crosses the road?

[Voon Chan]

Chicken shit?hey all,

wat u get when the chicken crosses the road?

[Hades]

Chicken shit?

no la...

flying feathers as the chicken is banged and banged again my moving vehicles...

[Voon Chan]

You never specify what road is she using.
Hang around here & feel free to post in year 1987
no la...


flying feathers as the chicken is banged and banged again my moving vehicles...

[Hades]

You never specify what road is she using.
Hang around here & feel free to post in year 1987

jokes are meant not to specify anything ma...

here's another one...

how many man does it takes to screw up a lightbulb?

[Voon Chan]

1jokes are meant not to specify anything ma...

here's another one...

how many man does it takes to screw up a lightbulb?

[Hades]

1

u're correct....y does it take 1 men to screw a lightbulb??
hahaha coz a man would screw anything himself

[Hades]

What did the tablecloth say to the table?

[Voon Chan]

We will be dirty in no timeWhat did the tablecloth say to the table?

[Hades]

We will be dirty in no time

hahaha nice one, but the better statement would be:

"Don't move. I've got you covered."

[Voon Chan]

One on top of another?hahaha nice one, but the better statement would be:

"Don't move. I've got you covered."

[Hades]

One on top of another?

u use the table cloth to cover the table wan ma....hahaha oso protecting the table...hehe :laugh:

[Voon Chan]

:laugh:, you are right! u use the table cloth to cover the table wan ma....hahaha oso protecting the table...hehe :laugh:

[Hades]

Lee Sum Wan : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Mr. Saw Lee : Yes, you can speak to me.

Lee Sum Wan : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr Saw Lee : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Lee Sum Wan : I'm Sum Wan .And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's
urgent.

Mr. Saw Lee : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone!
But what's this urgent matter about?

Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our
brother, Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and
now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is on his
way to the hospital.

Mr. Saw Lee : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to
the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find
this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Lee Sum Wan : You are so rude! Who are you?

Mr. Saw Lee : I'm Saw Lee.

Lee Sum Wan : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name.

:laugh: :p

[Voon Chan]

A singaporean Joke?

[Hades]

A singaporean Joke?

i dunno...maybe, but i do know its sure as hell funny hahaha

[Voon Chan]

Calvin answer thisNaz, what is the thing you can lift up with a slightest thought?

[Hades]

What do you get when you cross a teddy bear and a skunk?

[Voon Chan]

A smelly teddy bear?What do you get when you cross a teddy bear and a skunk?

[Hades]

Calvin answer this

what is the thing you can lift up with a slightest thought?

hmm....a lot of things woh...
my mood, my smile, and umm....men's stuff hahaha :laugh:

[Hades]

A smelly teddy bear?

Winnie the Peeyew!

[Voon Chan]

5 lettersStart with P & end with Shmm....a lot of things woh...
my mood, my smile, and umm....men's stuff hahaha :laugh:

[Voon Chan]

:laugh:a new bear Winnie the Peeyew!

[Hades]

5 lettersStart with P & end with S

hahaha so my last guess is correct....men's part hahaha P_N_S hahahaha

[Voon Chan]

Yes!hahaha so my last guess is correct....men's part hahaha P_N_S hahahaha

[Hades]

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German,

which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy

The hard"c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

:cheesy:

[Voon Chan]

I read this already. It was funny when I 1st read it

[Hades]

haha i couldnt stop laughing at it hahaha

[Hades]

The College Food Chain:

THE DEAN
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a locomotive
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Gives policy to God

THE DEPARTMENT HEAD
Leaps short buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a switch engine
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
Talks with God

PROFESSOR
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
Is faster than a speeding BB
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
Talks with God if a special request is honored

ASSOCIATE PROFESSOR
Barely clears a Quonset hut
Loses tug of war with a locomotive
Can fire a speeding bullet
Swims well
Is occasionally addressed by God

ASSISTANT PROFESSOR
Makes high marks on the walls when trying to leap tall buildings
Is run over by locomotives
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
Treads water
Talks to animals

INSTRUCTOR
Climbs walls continually
Rides the rails
Plays Russian Roulette
Walks on thin ice
Prays a lot

GRADUATE STUDENT
Runs into buildings
Recognizes locomotives two out of three times
Is not issued ammunition
Can stay afloat with a life jacket
Talks to walls

UNDERGRADUATE STUDENT
Falls over doorstep when trying to enter buildings
Says "Look at the choo-choo"
Wets himself with a water pistol
Plays in mud puddles
Mumbles to himself

DEPARTMENT SECRETARY
Lifts buildings and walks under them
Kicks locomotives off the tracks
Catches speeding bullets in her teeth and eats them
Freezes water with a single glance
She IS God.

:cool:

[Voon Chan]

Interesting Secretary!

[Hades]

yup yup. so managers out there, be careful of ur secrataries...haha

[Voon Chan]

They can make life hell for mangersyup yup. so managers out there, be careful of ur secrataries...haha

[Hades]

Two engineering students meet on campus one day. The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey - Nice bike! Where did you get it?"

"Well," replies the other. "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young, co-ed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says "You can have ANYTHING YOU WANT!"

"Good choice," says the first, "her clothes wouldn`t have fit you anyway."

i'm an engineer, haha sometimes i'm oso like dat... :laugh:

[Hades]

They can make life hell for mangers

so true :laugh:

[Voon Chan]

She should say "You can have me or I want you" Two engineering students meet on campus one day. The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey - Nice bike! Where did you get it?"

"Well," replies the other. "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young, co-ed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says "You can have ANYTHING YOU WANT!"

"Good choice," says the first, "her clothes wouldn`t have fit you anyway."

i'm an engineer, haha sometimes i'm oso like dat... :laugh:

[Hades]

She should say "You can have me or I want you"

blondes are stupid too hahaha, next.

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"

:sus:

[Voon Chan]

:laugh:, it will be cheaper than hotel.
Home ground some more blondes are stupid too hahaha, next.

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"

:sus:

[Hades]

:laugh:, it will be cheaper than hotel.
Home ground some more

hahaha ya la...more on on advantages. i believe the professor sure speechless lo if i raise that to him
hahaha

[Hades]

Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on

The Reply:

Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Dad

[Hades]

Two young men who had just graduated from Harvard were excited and talkative about their future plans as they got into a taxi in downtown Boston. After hearing them for a couple of minutes, the cab driver asked,"You men Harvard graduates?"

"Yes Sir! Class of '99!" they answered proudly.

The cab driver extended his hand back to shake their hand, saying, "Class of '58."

the moral of the story is even though u have good and high college to attend and study, dont mean u'll end up as rubbish!! hahahaha :p

[Voon Chan]

You will need a bit of luck toothe moral of the story is even though u have good and high college to attend and study, dont mean u'll end up as rubbish!! hahahaha :p

[Hades]

You will need a bit of luck too

hahaha i wonder...really kesian la if got such ppl like dat....havard some more....

[Voon Chan]

so many jobless grads around the world. They should just do anything to earn a living.

hahaha i wonder...really kesian la if got such ppl like dat....havard some more....

[WitchKing]

so many jobless grads around the world. They should just do anything to earn a living.

Well, maybe not ANYTHING.

[Voon Chan]

Working in a fast food outlet can earn you RM1000 a month today. It is better than joblessWell, maybe not ANYTHING.

[WitchKing]

Working in a fast food outlet can earn you RM1000 a month today. It is better than jobless

Thats not the ANYTHING i meant.......

[Voon Chan]

Yeah! Yeah! not anythingThats not the ANYTHING i meant.......

[Hades]

Yeah! Yeah! not anything

hahaha but cab drivers sometimes can earn a lot oso right??

[Voon Chan]

Go to Kerala, in India, a lot of cab driver got good degreehahaha but cab drivers sometimes can earn a lot oso right??

[SS2006]

Hijack thread for a while...i just eaten one piece of Tiramisu cake one minute ago...yummy, yummy
Sinful...but yummy :)

[Hades]

Hijack thread for a while...i just eaten one piece of Tiramisu cake one minute ago...yummy, yummy
Sinful...but yummy :)

wa lau...really kena hijacked liao

[SS2006]

wa lau...really kena hijacked liao
You want some, Calvin dear? When you come to S'pore, i belanja you nice dinner and cake, ok?

[song cm]

You want some, Calvin dear? When you come to S'pore, i belanja you nice dinner and cake, ok?

haha....good larr u.....u have learn well.... :laugh:

[Hades]

You want some, Calvin dear? When you come to S'pore, i belanja you nice dinner and cake, ok?

really???? :eek: i wan i wan!! hahaha
but first let me figure out my way from lavender to sommerset first...really dunno my way around ler...

[Voon Chan]

Calvin, what a small world!
Our parents know each other.
I have seen you when you were a little boy!

[Oddfather]

Calvin, what a small world!
Our parents know each other.
I have seen you when you were a little boy!
VC, Swan is such a small place....everybody knows everybody....laaaa

[SS2006]

haha....good larr u.....u have learn well.... :laugh:
wondering aloud "learn from who, arr..."
Calvin, what a small world!
Our parents know each other.
I have seen you when you were a little boy!
When VC 12years, Calvin onli 1 yr old...so cute...VC you got cubit-cubit his cheeks or not?
BTW VC are yoy related to Ho Voon Thai from ayer tawar.. my year in fm 6?

[Hades]

Calvin, what a small world!
Our parents know each other.
I have seen you when you were a little boy!

hahah ya woh....sorry ah really no memories of such time. hehe maybe if i see ur face i might remember...hehe..

andrew, who knows i might know u oso, but which is impossible

[SS2006]

really???? :eek: i wan i wan!! hahaha
but first let me figure out my way from lavender to sommerset first...really dunno my way around ler...
Lavender to sommerset, need to change train at Cityhall interchange. Very easy one, illiterate uncle also know how

[Voon Chan]

Dare not cubit because his mom's eyes are always looking at us

Ho Voon Thai, I was asked a few times already. I have no clue as to who he is

When VC 12years, Calvin onli 1 yr old...so cute...VC you got cubit-cubit his cheeks or not?
BTW VC are yoy related to Ho Voon Thai from ayer tawar.. my year in fm 6?

[Voon Chan]

Go & look at the photo. I still look the samehahah ya woh....sorry ah really no memories of such time. hehe maybe if i see ur face i might remember...hehe..

[SS2006]

Dare not cubit because his mom's eyes are always looking at us

Ho Voon Thai, I was asked a few times already. I have no clue as to who he is
:h: I thot he may be your cousin or something. He's from Ambrose air tawar, come to ACS in Fm6 ...

[Oddfather]

hahah ya woh....sorry ah really no memories of such time. hehe maybe if i see ur face i might remember...hehe..

andrew, who knows i might know u oso, but which is impossible
Never say impossible....
Do you know Teh Ah Ba?? any relation to you??

[Voon Chan]

Ho _____ Chan, will be my cousin:h: I thot he may be your cousin or something. He's from Ambrose air tawar, come to ACS in Fm6 ...

[SS2006]

Ho _____ Chan, will be my cousin
Ok, I'll go ard looking for Ho-----Chan.
But my cousins all different surname, I am See, Ling Ling is Sia (i think), my grandfather Sie

[Voon Chan]

I was referring to my dad side with the surname Ho.

Like that I have cousins with surname Kong, Oh, Teh, Chew

Ok, I'll go ard looking for Ho-----Chan.
But my cousins all different surname, I am See, Ling Ling is Sia (i think), my grandfather Sie

[SS2006]

I was referring to my dad side with the surname Ho.

Like that I have cousins with surname Kong, Oh, Teh, Chew
That's from my dad's side...all dad's brothers' surname spelled differently, although chinese character same

[Voon Chan]

See you guys. I need to go

[Oddfather]

That's from my dad's side...all dad's brothers' surname spelled differently, although chinese character same
its bcoz the person whom is registering misunderstood the pronounciation...

[Hades]

Never say impossible....
Do you know Teh Ah Ba?? any relation to you??

his real name is teh chak king a.k.a ah bah
hahaha he's my dad's brother...

[Hades]

Lavender to sommerset, need to change train at Cityhall interchange. Very easy one, illiterate uncle also know how

dat's easy for u to say coz u over there hehehe
i'm an alien in that country hehe

[Oddfather]

his real name is teh chak king a.k.a ah bah
hahaha he's my dad's brother...
sorry laaaa, we all know him by his nick.
Now, I am in better perspective of who you are... :) or least your dad and uncle!!!

[Hades]

sorry laaaa, we all know him by his nick.
Now, I am in better perspective of who you are... :) or least your dad and uncle!!!

hahaha like dat ah...i think u would converse better with them liao lu...coz maybe to u i'm still a kid hehe

[Hades]

ok la guyz, nice chatting with u all....i'm going home now liao, so tired after working for 10 hours....hectic day it is today...c ya tmr k? ciaoz~~ ;)

[Oddfather]

c u...!! gotta go too.

[WitchKing]

2:34AM, CNN blazing, Eyes semi closed, Off tomorrow, Fem fast asleep.

My minds a blank lately. Need to get a new hobby or something. Need an adrenaline pumping activity, lifestyle too sedate for me this day and age.......


.....I got it, I just need to close my eyes, throw caution to the wind......AND BUY MYSELF A BIG BORE BIKE!!!!!!! Jeng jeng jeng!!!

[LiLiaN]

i wish i have some blank mind time! wanna swap?

[WitchKing]

i wish i have some blank mind time! wanna swap?

Only if I get to swap 'em in Ireland, lass!

[LiLiaN]

ah jaysss.... that's gonna be tough like... :D

[Sila]

i just worked 11 hours straight through - mata oso watering :( i took 3 breaks, to go potty. itu saja.. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

[WitchKing]

i just worked 11 hours straight through - mata oso watering :( i took 3 breaks, to go potty. itu saja.. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

....errhh, thanks for sharing even THAT. :sick:

[Sila]

....errhh, thanks for sharing even THAT. :sick:
aiya - 3 breaks in 11 hours - takkan tokleh kot...? :D

[WitchKing]

aiya - 3 breaks in 11 hours - takkan tokleh kot...? :D

Siape kate tak boleh....when you gotta go, you gotta go :D

[Voon Chan]

Jangan simpan lama-lama,

simpan lama-lama

Nanti akan terkeluar!
Siape kate tak boleh....when you gotta go, you gotta go :D

[Sila]

just to clarify, all 3 were number 1 ok?? :D kesian gua - dok minum minum coke and water and juice, lunch pun i ask someone to tapau back some soup and chips for me.

all i did today was work :(

[WitchKing]

just to clarify, all 3 were number 1 ok?? :D kesian gua - dok minum minum coke and water and juice, lunch pun i ask someone to tapau back some soup and chips for me.

all i did today was work :(

Poor Sis, make sure you put in some leisure time soon 'mkay??

[Sila]

Poor Sis, make sure you put in some leisure time soon 'mkay??
next week!! cuti cuti cuti! yahooooo! dec 20-27!!! yahooooooo!!

[Hades]

i'm taking hols too from 24th all the way to jan 4th hehehehe

[WitchKing]

...I am surfing the forum in guest room, my wife is surfing the Cari forum in the master room. Kids trafficking back and forth between us.. and both of us are IM'ing each other from 10 paces apart....


How much more weird can technology make us?!

[Voon Chan]

Hi Everyone!
I will be going for a meeting this afternoon.
Tomorrow till Sunday, I will not be logging in due to some family commitment & functions.
See all of you next Monday

[Hades]

Hi Everyone!
I will be going for a meeting this afternoon.
Tomorrow till Sunday, I will not be logging in due to some family commitment & functions.
See all of you next Monday

have fun then...

[Chris C]

Hi guys.....greetings from C.H. :)

[WitchKing]

Hi guys.....greetings from C.H. :)

Hi Sis, Hard to let go the forum, eh? :)

[Chris C]

Hi Sis, Hard to let go the forum, eh? :)
:laugh: ...yeap.....but my main reason was to send in my christmas greeting in GC.....so came to the cyber cafe since i was in town for something....

[WitchKing]

:laugh: ...yeap.....but my main reason was to send in my christmas greeting in GC.....so came to the cyber cafe since i was in town for something....

Truly admire your dedication to the ACS homies in here :) Big Thumbs Up.....

[Hades]

:laugh: ...yeap.....but my main reason was to send in my christmas greeting in GC.....so came to the cyber cafe since i was in town for something....

so thoughtful....hahaha

[WitchKing]

Fellas, aint it a beautiful nite out???

Never seen the moon so bright, no need street lights even.....if this is the average weather thus, this weekend BBQ should be a good 'dry' deepfry...

[James Nga]

Fellas, aint it a beautiful nite out???

Never seen the moon so bright, no need street lights even.....if this is the average weather thus, this weekend BBQ should be a good 'dry' deepfry...

I believed tonite too.

Make sure you go out there and sing some Mario Lanza's songs or something..

[WitchKing]

I believed tonite too.

Make sure you go out there and sing some Mario Lanza's songs or something..

Tony Danza I tau-lah, Mario Lanza mampuih I tak kenal langsung...

[WitchKing]

Yet another weekend upon us....all of us here wuz hoping the bonus check would come in today, but obviously our accounts department had other ideas. So just saberrrr ajelahh.
Good work progress for Friday, but popularity would be going downhill with the finding i came across today. Auditors get no respect except from Audit Committees. Heck, since they're the ones holding the paycheque, who gives a hoot what the rest of the organisation thinks about us! :noworry:

[Hades]

Yet another weekend upon us....all of us here wuz hoping the bonus check would come in today, but obviously our accounts department had other ideas. So just saberrrr ajelahh.
Good work progress for Friday, but popularity would be going downhill with the finding i came across today. Auditors get no respect except from Audit Committees. Heck, since they're the ones holding the paycheque, who gives a hoot what the rest of the organisation thinks about us! :noworry:

some departments got their bonus before depa-raya this year, some got it today but hell man! IT still havent get theirs...this is so sad....IT had to wait till March....i mean its a bit too late right? how the hell we're gonna find money to go through chinese new year?? :sus:
headache!! :squeeze:

[WitchKing]

some departments got their bonus before depa-raya this year, some got it today but hell man! IT still havent get theirs...this is so sad....IT had to wait till March....i mean its a bit too late right? how the hell we're gonna find money to go through chinese new year?? :sus:
headache!! :squeeze:

You in the IT line I presume. We received a 'cash advance' for Deepa Raya, so this bonus will deduct one month of our booty.

IT dept get no respect, its the same where I work. Sometime I emphatise with the guys, but i have to do what they pay me for. I do try to get some of their wish list across to the Audit Committee...sorta like a Santa with Data Analysis Tools.....

[James Nga]

Tony Danza I tau-lah, Mario Lanza mampuih I tak kenal langsung...

Mario Lanza memang dah mampuih pooon... :laugh: but he's the MB of the 50s..

[WitchKing]

I just have to share this with you guys.....

My parents dropped by from Ipoh this afternoon. Said they were on the way to a wedding at the Mandarin Oriental. Naturally I asked 'whos the guy getting hitched?', to which they replied ....'YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND!!"


......uh, I went like, 'EXCUSE MEE?? what do you mean my ex gfren?'. 'Well, you remember Sarah dont you, Uncle Ho's daughter?? Remember when you were 4 or 5 both of you were out playing in the fields, ....HOLDINGS HANDS ALL THE TIME???". .....''OOhh, THAT SARAH!". At this point I was half expecting a Unidentified Kitchen Utensil Flying Object to be hitting me smack square on the head coz Noor was right there in the revelation,..i mean conversation.

:laugh: Noor took it in stride and said, 'Well, dont you wanna see your very very very first love get married to someone else? :p "

Eh wah! eh wah! Apa lagi, I pun jawablah, 'Tak perlah, nanti terungkit kenangan lama lama lama dan lama!. Kuang kuangg KUANGGGGG!!'

Anyways, (though she no way can see this post ever)..."Congratulations Sarah. WIll always have the memories (now if only I can remember exactly what they HECK they were....!!), so have a good life!! <She marrying a gwailo,....i hate the guy already :squeeze: >

[Sila]

<She marrying a gwailo,....i hate the guy already :squeeze: >
eh, janganlah gitu... ;)

[WitchKing]

eh, janganlah gitu... ;)

haa haa, actually i just waiting to see if you picked up on that line :p !!

....this wan the first girl I pigang-pigang tangan with, of course I'd hate whatever guy that get to pigang-pigang even more.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh:

[Sila]

haa haa, actually i just waiting to see if you picked up on that line :p !!

....this wan the first girl I pigang-pigang tangan with, of course I'd hate whatever guy that get to pigang-pigang even more.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh:
wowww i masuk trap!! :D heheheh good one!

hey, how come you didn't go to her wedding then, and pigang-pigang her tangan again? see what happens? silap-silap you kena tangan dek her gwailo and kak noor dua-dua!! :amazed:

[WitchKing]

wowww i masuk trap!! :D heheheh good one!

hey, how come you didn't go to her wedding then, and pigang-pigang her tangan again? see what happens? silap-silap you kena tangan dek her gwailo and kak noor dua-dua!! :amazed:

Tu laa I tak nak pegi, takut I revert back to 5-year old mode and autograb her hand with the obvious 'double backhand penangan' results...

Nahh, actually i wasnt aware of it, really. Would probably go had I known in advance, but with the BBQ for Philip tomorrow, we just had to much to do, even gave Awie's kenduri doa selamat today (Hisham went I believe) a miss on account of that preparation.

Her parents and mine were good friends as all people who live in estates do. I still remember the pics of the time when we played together (and yes the handholding wuz part of the pics too). When my dad wanted to give Sarah a pic of that on account that she dun have a copy, I asked Dad 'you wan me to have a real short life izzit????'........

[Sila]

awwww nazlan and sarah, sitting on a tree...h-o-l-d-i-n-g (hands).. first comes love, then comes marriage (to other people)... hehehehee

[Dino]

Nazlan and Sarah sitting under a tree,
K.I.S.S.I.N.G!! :p

[WitchKing]

Nazlan and Sarah sitting under a tree,
K.I.S.S.I.N.G!! :p

Nope,....that one NEVER happen. I did remember giving her a flower tho...thats as good as it got.

[Sila]

Nope,....that one NEVER happen. I did remember giving her a flower tho...thats as good as it got.
alamakkkk....touching nya... pegang tangan and bagi bunga?? awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... :smile-2:

[Dino]

Nope,....that one NEVER happen. I did remember giving her a flower tho...thats as good as it got.

Regrets in one life!!! :(

[Sila]

Regrets in one life!!! :(
ROFLMAO....

[WitchKing]

Regrets in one life!!! :(

we were 4 years old 4 elephants sake, still dun even know what to regret-lah kawan. puberty aso havent kicked our beksaits!

[Dino]

we were 4 years old 4 elephants sake, still dun even know what to regret-lah kawan. puberty aso havent kicked our beksaits!

Hey.....mind you....i saw my 4 year old sweetheart when she was peeing and wondered what happen to her wee-wee??

[Sila]

Hey.....mind you....i saw my 4 year old sweetheart when she was peeing and wondered what happen to her wee-wee??
omg - i have to spread repo before i give to you again - ROFLMAO!!! :laugh: :laugh:

[Dino]

omg - i have to spread repo before i give to you again - ROFLMAO!!! :laugh: :laugh:

Its the truth...i still have that vision in my head.....

[Sila]

Its the truth...i still have that vision in my head.....
hey, but now you can say you saw your sweetheart naked what... :D

[Dino]

hey, but now you can say you saw your sweetheart naked what... :D

Yah...but no hair wan.... :squeeze:

[Sila]

Yah...but no hair wan.... :squeeze:
think of it as a the precursor to the brazilian wax!! :cheesy:

[Dino]

think of it as a the precursor to the brazilian wax!! :cheesy:

:laugh: Yah.....

[WitchKing]

Its the truth...i still have that vision in my head.....

.....you have issues. :worried:

I think i'll go mosey over next door and sing some songs.....

[SS2006]

we were 4 years old 4 elephants sake, still dun even know what to regret-lah kawan. puberty aso havent kicked our beksaits!
Alamak!...Anticlimax ...again :laugh:

[Sila]

.....you have issues. :worried:

I think i'll go mosey over next door and sing some songs.....
? sing some songs? why..?

[Sila]

? sing some songs? why..?
never mind... gua paham dah... :laugh:

[WitchKing]

? sing some songs? why..?

GI-lah tengok aper punyer lagu.. saja nak suka2 pagi2 buta nii..... ;)

[Sila]

GI-lah tengok aper punyer lagu.. saja nak suka2 pagi2 buta nii..... ;)
dah tengok dah... sori a bit blur hari ni... :cheesy:

[WitchKing]

Oklah kengkawan. Time to tidoq, and dream of Santa sending me my nice brand new Aprilia or Naza Blade, ....well, a guy can dream, cant he?? :noworry:

G'nite/Morning.

[Dino]

Oklah kengkawan. Time to tidoq, and dream of Santa sending me my nice brand new Aprilia or Naza Blade, ....well, a guy can dream, cant he?? :noworry:

G'nite/Morning.

:) Sleep well...

[WitchKing]

:) Sleep well...

Pardon my snoring last nite.....<vroom>, <vroom>, <VROOOOMSHPFTWNNXT!!>....

[Dino]

Pardon my snoring last nite.....<vroom>, <vroom>, <VROOOOMSHPFTWNNXT!!>....

If i had the "moolah" i buy one for you, but i don't... :squeeze:

[Voon Chan]

Sweet DreaMOklah kengkawan. Time to tidoq, and dream of Santa sending me my nice brand new Aprilia or Naza Blade, ....well, a guy can dream, cant he?? :noworry:

G'nite/Morning.

[Hades]

i had a dream about a crocodile attacking a man last night!! hahaha i was about to walk near the corpse but then i woke up coz of my alarm clock dammit!!! i wanna see but then i cant sleep again, need to go work
hehe

[Voon Chan]

Very normal, try to continue tonight

[Hades]

Very normal, try to continue tonight

can wan meh?? hahaha i seldom dream wan!!! that's y i was so interested in the dream i had hahaha

[Voon Chan]

Read Carlos Castenenda's book & he will review to you the secret

Don't know how true is his finding

can wan meh?? hahaha i seldom dream wan!!! that's y i was so interested in the dream i had hahaha

[Hades]

speaking of books, i've read on the papers last week about a top selling book by an auther who was once a prostitute, she was writting about her life...i cant remember the authur and title....anyone knows?? i was asked to buy the book by my friend....sigh...

[Voon Chan]

No clue!

[Hades]

dammit, gonna get killed by my friend when she comes back to malaysia...

[Voon Chan]

WoW! Serious ke?dammit, gonna get killed by my friend when she comes back to malaysia...

[Hades]

WoW! Serious ke?

women can be furious...u know that right? hahaha

[Voon Chan]

I know!:laugh: women can be furious...u know that right? hahaha

[Hades]

I know!:laugh:

hahaha
cheers to that.. :laugh:

[Voon Chan]

Cheers!hahaha
cheers to that.. :laugh:

[Hades]

such a hectic day i had today...so sien but i'll be leaving for home in an hours time hehe

hey VC, my dad told me dat time he met up with ur dad right?? he said u werent around hahaha

[Voon Chan]

My dad is now in Sitiawan. I think so, I was not around. The next time my dad is here, I will call you to arrange for them to meet up.

They are old friends. They know each other before you were born

such a hectic day i had today...so sien but i'll be leaving for home in an hours time hehe

hey VC, my dad told me dat time he met up with ur dad right?? he said u werent around hahaha

[Hades]

My dad is now in Sitiawan. I think so, I was not around. The next time my dad is here, I will call you to arrange for them to meet up.

They are old friends. They know each other before you were born

yeap...i guess so...hahaaha ur dad didnt tell u anything about their meeting ups meh??

[Voon Chan]

no. Well, I am happy that they can meet up againyeap...i guess so...hahaaha ur dad didnt tell u anything about their meeting ups meh??

[Hades]

no. Well, I am happy that they can meet up again

or are u implying that finally u can rid urself of ur dad to be with ur wife alone for a couple of hours?? hahahaha :laugh:

[Voon Chan]

not really! My wife is in Vietnam at the moment.

I have to go back early to take care of my son

or are u implying that finally u can rid urself of ur dad to be with ur wife alone for a couple of hours?? hahahaha :laugh:

[Hades]

ah ic...hahaha so for now who take care of ur son while u're at work?

[Voon Chan]

my mother in law & my maidah ic...hahaha so for now who take care of ur son while u're at work?

[Hades]

my mother in law & my maid

so good got maid
hahaha

[Voon Chan]

got more headache also having a maidso good got maid
hahaha

[Hades]

got more headache also having a maid

y is that?? :blink:

[WitchKing]

Guyz, less than 200 posts to go b4 we are touching 14k posts in this thread.....giler mennnnnnn!!!

[Voon Chan]

we also have to take care of them & they create a lot problem for us tooy is that?? :blink:

[Hades]

we also have to take care of them & they create a lot problem for us too

hmm true oso la but look at it this way: they help u a lot with ur house work hahaha

[Voon Chan]

all because of you, WK!Guyz, less than 200 posts to go b4 we are touching 14k posts in this thread.....giler mennnnnnn!!!

[WitchKing]

all because of you, WK!

I disavow any responsibility for this 'predicament'.........!

[Voon Chan]

Then who is the one behind all this?:cool: I disavow any responsibility for this 'predicament'.........!

[James Nga]

Guyz, less than 200 posts to go b4 we are touching 14k posts in this thread.....giler mennnnnnn!!!

How do you count ahhh??

For me, post setengah gileeerr... still kenot reach 1000... apa nih.. :sad-2:

[WitchKing]

Then who is the one behind all this?:cool:

...........The forum post auto-counter :h:

[Voon Chan]

see your own profilelahHow do you count ahhh??

For me, post setengah gileeerr... still kenot reach 1000... apa nih.. :sad-2:

[WitchKing]

How do you count ahhh??

For me, post setengah gileeerr... still kenot reach 1000... apa nih.. :sad-2:

you tak boleh setengah giler....you kena fullfull giler.

[Voon Chan]

macam WK ke?:laugh: you tak boleh setengah giler....you kena fullfull giler.

[WitchKing]

macam WK ke?:laugh:

...witchking mangkuk giler.

[Voon Chan]

awak ni banyak hebatlah...witchking mangkuk giler.

[Hades]

ok la guyz i'm going back now liao...talk to u tmr la...cya

[WitchKing]

ok la guyz i'm going back now liao...talk to u tmr la...cya

Ciao.

[Voon Chan]

take care calvin. I am leaving soon toook la guyz i'm going back now liao...talk to u tmr la...cya

[WitchKing]

Balik-king, bye fellas.

[Hades]

morning fellas....it's so damn early in the morning, so sleepy, not enough sleep....watched king kong last night till 2am woke up at 6am to come to work dammit i'm taking half day! hehe

[Hades]

1. The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

2. Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

3. The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sabbath.

4. Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

5. The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."

6. A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.

7. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

8. The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

9. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

10. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

11. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

12. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.

13. The Lutheran Men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.

14. The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."

15. Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."

16. Don't let worry kill you, let the church help.

17. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

18. This being Easter Sabbath, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

19. The service will close with Little Drops of Water. One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

20. Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

21. The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

[Hades]

some of the jokes u might get but some u might not...keep an open mind and read hahaha it's really worth ur time, trust me.. :laugh:

[Voon Chan]

Good Morning, I woke up at 2.20am, can't sleep after that until about 4.45am. Very teruklah.

I was reading SMS from my wife & replied her SMS. At 2.30am.
3.30am, my son asked me to look for his pillow.
6.30am alarm clock rang
morning fellas....it's so damn early in the morning, so sleepy, not enough sleep....watched king kong last night till 2am woke up at 6am to come to work dammit i'm taking half day! hehe

[Hades]

Good Morning, I woke up at 2.20am, can't sleep after that until about 4.45am. Very teruklah.

I was reading SMS from my wife & replied her SMS. At 2.30am.
3.30am, my son asked me to look for his pillow.
6.30am alarm clock rang

wah hahaa u oso had a tough night huh?? thank god my boss approved my half day leave later...hehehe so i can go back n sleep again at 11am

[Voon Chan]

You lucky devil!wah hahaa u oso had a tough night huh?? thank god my boss approved my half day leave later...hehehe so i can go back n sleep again at 11am

[Hades]

You lucky devil!

well apart from sleeping, i need to do few things oso

1)service my car so this weekend i can travel back to s'wan.
2)wash my car. it really looks damn dirty now due to the recent raining season...
3)sleep

hahaha

[Voon Chan]

I will try to leave office early today.
My wife is coming back from Vietnam & I want to take my son out for cycling

[Hades]

I will try to leave office early today.
My wife is coming back from Vietnam & I want to take my son out for cycling

hahaha so nice huh? good, spend more time with family, good thing i guess...hahaha how old is ur son anyway?

[WitchKing]

some of the jokes u might get but some u might not...keep an open mind and read hahaha it's really worth ur time, trust me.. :laugh:

I geddit geddit! :laugh: Make me laugh sooo early in the morning will ya...! Must punish you with repo points......!

[Hades]

I geddit geddit! :laugh: Make me laugh sooo early in the morning will ya...! Must punish you with repo points......!

hahaha hey bro!! thanks a lot...
i cant stop laughing myself when i read it yesterday...so i thought to myself, that i need to share it with u guys...sure would make ur day with these jokes...hahaha :laugh:

[Voon Chan]

He is 2 years & 10 monthshahaha so nice huh? good, spend more time with family, good thing i guess...hahaha how old is ur son anyway?

[Hades]

He is 2 years & 10 months

ah so i c...so young..but age 2 is the time for kids to be mischecious no? hahaha

[Voon Chan]

Very active too. Really must have the stamina to keep up with his paceah so i c...so young..but age 2 is the time for kids to be mischecious no? hahaha

[Hades]

Very active too. Really must have the stamina to keep up with his pace

hahaha yeap, i remember my parents used to tell me wat a devil i was when i was around that age!! hahahaha
how time flies

[Voon Chan]

Wait till you have your own child, then you will understand a child better.

hahaha yeap, i remember my parents used to tell me wat a devil i was when i was around that age!! hahahaha

how time flies

[Hades]

Wait till you have your own child, then you will understand a child better.

guess i might be forced to have kids in the future huh?? sigh...i juz dun like kids but i'm the eldest in the family...dammit!!

[Voon Chan]

Nothing wrong with having a kid. It will be a life experience to youguess i might be forced to have kids in the future huh?? sigh...i juz dun like kids but i'm the eldest in the family...dammit!!

[Hades]

Nothing wrong with having a kid. It will be a life experience to you

hahaha i know nothing wrong with kids ler... i juz dun like em hahahaha

[Voon Chan]

You will love them once you have onehahaha i know nothing wrong with kids ler... i juz dun like em hahahaha

[Hades]

You will love them once you have one

hmmm...we'll see we'll see...hehe :p

[Voon Chan]

Back to work. A lot of thing to dohmmm...we'll see we'll see...hehe :p

[Hades]

Back to work. A lot of thing to do

ya ya same here oso...sigh

[WitchKing]

...I am at this very moment (ok well not really rite NOW since I am typing in the forum..duh) typing up the very last audit report for the year 2005!!!! So syok, its like finishing the last examination paper for the Form 5 SPM exams.

So, whadya do guys do that would signal the end of whatever assignment or chores or workload(s) for this year?

[Voon Chan]

Naz, nothing really. I can never finish my work.

I mark the ending of 2005 & begining of 2006 with a prayer
Be thankful for whatever we have

[Sila]

besok gua cabut pigi san fran! work habis!! emails sent!! out of office set! vin is packing - i've packed. yahoooooo!!! :laugh:

[Voon Chan]

Bon Voyage dik!besok gua cabut pigi san fran! work habis!! emails sent!! out of office set! vin is packing - i've packed. yahoooooo!!! :laugh:

[Sila]

Bon Voyage dik!
thanks, bro vc :D

[Voon Chan]

Make sure you are relax & have a lot of funthanks, bro vc :D

[Sila]

Make sure you are relax & have a lot of fun
i totally plan to! camera all ready to go too...woohooooo!!! :laugh:

[James Nga]

besok gua cabut pigi san fran! work habis!! emails sent!! out of office set! vin is packing - i've packed. yahoooooo!!! :laugh:


Maaaakkk oooiii!!! Seronoknye. Beli lah buah tangan sama kito-kito nih, ye dik?

[WitchKing]

besok gua cabut pigi san fran! work habis!! emails sent!! out of office set! vin is packing - i've packed. yahoooooo!!! :laugh:

phew nasib baik I baca lagi sekali betul2. ingatkan you tulis 'besok gua cabut GIGI san fran!'....jauh tuu nak gi cabut gigi!!! :eek:

Well have fun, loved San Fran when I was there like .... ohh, like...27 years ago. <wonder if Fisherman's Wharf and Sausalito is still around.....>

[Sila]

Maaaakkk oooiii!!! Seronoknye. Beli lah buah tangan sama kito-kito nih, ye dik?
kita cuba nanti ye, bang?? :D woohoooooo!!!

phew nasib baik I baca lagi sekali betul2. ingatkan you tulis 'besok gua cabut GIGI san fran!'....jauh tuu nak gi cabut gigi!!!

Well have fun, loved San Fran when I was there like .... ohh, like...27 years ago. <wonder if Fisherman's Wharf and Sausalito is still around.....>
nanti gua amik gambar and show you guys whether fisherman's wharf and sausalito still around. our hotel is supposed to be close to fisherman's wharf, i think.. :D

[Voon Chan]

Kalau masa mengizinkan postlah sikit gambar untuk semua orang

[Sila]

Kalau masa mengizinkan postlah sikit gambar untuk semua orang
will try! :D

[WitchKing]

Work for this year....COMMMMMPLEEEETTTE!! Cumer tinggal exit meeting lepas tu....get ready for Penang trip. But I heard The Gurney price has drastically increased due to peak periods now :h: Dun tell me I have to settle for Cititel again.....I spoiled with Gurney oledi how to accept Cititel anymore.

[Voon Chan]

You are lucky if you can get a room during holiday period.
Have fun brother.

If you are too free. Post more so our year can hit 14000

[WitchKing]

You are lucky if you can get a room during holiday period.
Have fun brother.

If you are too free. Post more so our year can hit 14000

Will try. Must stress more on quality than quantity.....

[Voon Chan]

Quality? What is that?;) Will try. Must stress more on quality than quantity.....

[Hades]

hi all...did i miss anything?? sorry ah today work a bit hectic...i'm in cyberjaya office today...juz got back from lunch dammit!! i juz washed my car yesterday, today a lorry drove passed me juz now and splashed a puddle of mud all over my car!!! argh!! have to spend another RM6 to wash again... :sus:

[WitchKing]

hi all...did i miss anything?? sorry ah today work a bit hectic...i'm in cyberjaya office today...juz got back from lunch dammit!! i juz washed my car yesterday, today a lorry drove passed me juz now and splashed a puddle of mud all over my car!!! argh!! have to spend another RM6 to wash again... :sus:

basuh sendiri boleh jimat RM6.... :)

[Hades]

basuh sendiri boleh jimat RM6.... :)

hahaha malas...

[Voon Chan]

Tiada ubat untuk penyakit malashahaha malas...

[Hades]

Tiada ubat untuk penyakit malas

i know...i juz feel, heart pain for my car only...

[Voon Chan]

I was walking in the shopping mall of behind pearl point international hotel. I saw a watch shop offering discount for watches for 50% discount. Brand like Seiko,Orient, Citizen, Casio & a lot more.

I bought myself an electronic watch for half the price. Really a good buy

[WitchKing]

Due to high cost of living in Malaysia now and to earn extra money. I have started a new career as a part time model...i kid you not.

I start today, modelling for a magazine called ..... wait for it....'NCB Holdings Bhd Annual Report 2005'.

I will be the centrepage male model under the glossy heading of 'El Diablo El Info Systemo Si Auditoro...'

Yes, I can already see this tabloid already flying off the book store shelves when it hits the streets sometime next year.


Mebbe a movie deal will be in the future soon too.. :blink: :squeeze:

[SS2006]

Due to high cost of living in Malaysia now and to earn extra money. I have started a new career as a part time model...i kid you not.

I start today, modelling for a magazine called ..... wait for it....'NCB Holdings Bhd Annual Report 2005'.

I will be the centrepage male model under the glossy heading of 'El Diablo El Info Systemo Si Auditoro...'

Yes, I can already see this tabloid already flying off the book store shelves when it hits the streets sometime next year.


Mebbe a movie deal will be in the future soon too.. :blink: :squeeze:
Cough! Cough! Gag...gag..gagggg....

[WitchKing]

Cough! Cough! Gag...gag..gagggg....

Dun hate me coz ayam beautiful.....

[Voon Chan]

ayam apa tu? :confused: Dun hate me coz ayam beautiful.....

[SS2006]

ayam apa tu? :confused:
Ayam itu bernama Mohd Nazlan. Yang jadi supermodel tuu....

[Voon Chan]

Bulu ayam pun tak nampak nak jadi ayam!


Peeegiiiiiiiilah!:laugh:
Ayam itu bernama Mohd Nazlan. Yang jadi supermodel tuu....

[SS2006]

Bulu ayam pun tak nampak nak jadi ayam!


Peeegiiiiiiiilah!:laugh:
Dun say like that...people got ambition. We must support him...not kill his ambition. Kill him if you may...but never kill one's ambition.

[WitchKing]

Dun say like that...people got ambition. We must support him...not kill his ambition. Kill him if you may...but never kill one's ambition.

Err, gee thanks.....i think. :unsure: