Small Town Easy To Tipu

[cucuan]

In those days, anyone could come to Sitiawan and claimed to be anything and we all would believe him. We would be “tipu-ed” easily. You know there used to be a Methodist clinic near the present Wesley Church near Nan Hwa School. There was this Filipino man who was employed by the Methodist Mission as a medical doctor to run the clinic. Six months after working in the clinic, he turned out to be an imposter. He was actually a doctor quack.

Talking about the Methodist Clinic, there was this Korean doctor (this one was a real qualified doctor not locally but from Korea). I suppose in those days in the 60s and early 70 there was no necessity to register with the MMA. Stories went round that he was an expert at doing circumcision and if the patient so requested he could stitch the fore-skin in the form of stars round the P (reason: make your guess). Years later, when the story was retold, a student of mine came back to tell us that he did that star. Well, Zazu, TK, and Alfred 89, care to comment?

Then there was this young man who professed to be an evangelist. He came to our school (I was already a teacher then) and because of his presence the school started a week of evangelism and that man was supposed to be a main speaker. Of course he was given VIP treatment by the school. After 2 days into the week, someone found him gambling away in the SRC.

cucuan

[TingMS]

I don't how true this but some time ago, few years back, there were a group of so called promoters organising talks in Sitiawan town. Added to the attraction was gift giving ie... if you answer those almost give away questions, you will be given milo, cooking oil, etc etc. Lots of people attended those session and in between the session, they will be promoting health mattress etc etc which cost in thousands. Sadly to say that those tactics works and many, many, especially the elderly did fall into the gimmick and thus bought those mattress. Alas, the mattress only works for a while.
The worst thing is, when the promoters was back in town again, the crowd was even bigger, maybe due to the free milos...

:laugh:

[WitchKing]

its not the town, its the person. They are also enuff of these con jobs going door to door in Klang Valley, one actually reached my house, luckily I got wind of this, coz my younger brother sudah kena dulu.....kalu takde polis dah lama kena terajang lipat.

[shiruikage]

haizzzz, sitiawan so manu hockchiew ppl oso kena tipu ar? i thot oni hockchiew ppl tipu orang one? they so business minded leh. hahahah.

[TK Ho]

In those days, anyone could come to Sitiawan and claimed to be anything and we all would believe him. We would be “tipu-ed” easily. You know there used to be a Methodist clinic near the present Wesley Church near Nan Hwa School. There was this Filipino man who was employed by the Methodist Mission as a medical doctor to run the clinic. Six months after working in the clinic, he turned out to be an imposter. He was actually a doctor quack.

Talking about the Methodist Clinic, there was this Korean doctor (this one was a real qualified doctor not locally but from Korea). I suppose in those days in the 60s and early 70 there was no necessity to register with the MMA. Stories went round that he was an expert at doing circumcision and if the patient so requested he could stitch the fore-skin in the form of stars round the P (reason: make your guess). Years later, when the story was retold, a student of mine came back to tell us that he did that star. Well, Zazu, TK, and Alfred 89, care to comment?

Then there was this young man who professed to be an evangelist. He came to our school (I was already a teacher then) and because of his presence the school started a week of evangelism and that man was supposed to be a main speaker. Of course he was given VIP treatment by the school. After 2 days into the week, someone found him gambling away in the SRC.

cucuan

From your description, I presume your student was a victim of the Korean doctor. If the star is causing symptom, or your student is affected by it, there maybe corrective surgery. If he prefers, he could see a specialist in Urology, or even Plastic surgeon although I am not sure which one normally deals with this type of case. :weird:

[TingMS]

haizzzz, sitiawan so manu hockchiew ppl oso kena tipu ar? i thot oni hockchiew ppl tipu orang one? they so business minded leh. hahahah.

Shiru,

wei... are you sure you are not stereo typing hockchiew people???

Where got businessman tipu people one...

Willing buying, willing selling mar....

It is an art of taking money out from the client's pocket and they still thank you for that....

Cheers.....

[athena]

It is an art of taking money out from the client's pocket and they still thank you for that....

spoken like a true business man! ;)

[TingMS]

spoken like a true business man! ;)


Athena..

Makan gaji lar...

hehehhee... :laugh:

[Odysseus]

Wanna see a conman at work? go to Low Yat Plaza top floor. There is a legitimate business going on which will 'take the money out of your pocket'. It will start with a lucky draw where you will win prizes that is worth lots of money (say, Rm10K). However, there is a prerequisite for you to make a purchase of a few thousand ringgits before you can claim your big prize.

You can go there and have fun :) No need to make any purchase at the end of it. You will enjoy the showmanship of the conman...

[cucuan]

From your description, I presume your student was a victim of the Korean doctor. If the star is causing symptom, or your student is affected by it, there maybe corrective surgery. If he prefers, he could see a specialist in Urology, or even Plastic surgeon although I am not sure which one normally deals with this type of case. :weird:


Leslie, the stars are for different reasons.

cucuan

[Odysseus]

Leslie, the stars are for different reasons.

cucuan
Mr Ho, you have mistakened the 2 cousins :)

[athena]

Leslie, the stars are for different reasons.

cucuan
cucuan,

what are the stars for then?? now you're getting me curious?

[sc4]

Originally Posted by happyghost
Shiru,

wei... are you sure you are not stereo typing hockchiew people???

Where got businessman tipu people one...

Willing buying, willing selling mar....

It is an art of taking money out from the client's pocket and they still thank you for that....

Cheers.....
NO, it's not stereotyping. It's legendary and known the world over, from Sibu, all the way to Fuzhou in China, like King Arthur and its sword. Guess ppl in Fuzhou are proud of this :cheesy:

[SS2006]

Wanna see a conman at work? go to Low Yat Plaza top floor. There is a legitimate business going on which will 'take the money out of your pocket'. It will start with a lucky draw where you will win prizes that is worth lots of money (say, Rm10K). However, there is a prerequisite for you to make a purchase of a few thousand ringgits before you can claim your big prize.

You can go there and have fun :) No need to make any purchase at the end of it. You will enjoy the showmanship of the conman...
They do door to door also. Once when i was in Ipoh, a young saleman came selling this gimmick. But i already encountered their tactic before so i know, lah. He let me have a lucky draw...3 or 5 stars i think...but said i can onli see the scratch and win lucky prize after making the purchase. Ok, show me the card again i said, i took it into my house...my gate was locked and he's outside of course...and scratched the card and the prize was a massage seat for car. That time the young man was already shouting and threatening to repeat police. He said i'm not allowed to do that, he will ask police to lock me up...he obviously thought i was some uneducated auntie :squeeze: .
So i dare him to report...and he changed his approach into pleading...he said he will get into trouble with his boss, will loss his job...he just refused to go away. Then it was my turn to threaten him about reporting police if he doesn't want to go away...and i called my husband who in turn called some of his neighbourhood friends to help. that finally scared the salesman away.
Hmmm...he thought he can con this sitiawan lady? Better think twice. But after that incident, i was a bit worried he might be lurking somewhere waiting for revenge. Better not do that again.

[TingMS]

NO, it's not stereotyping. It's legendary and known the world over, from Sibu, all the way to Fuzhou in China, like King Arthur and its sword. Guess ppl in Fuzhou are proud of this :cheesy:

SC4, are you fuzhou?

[shiruikage]

happyghost, it is true u know. havent u heard of the tale that says hockchiew women when getting married has the highest dowry of all chinese women? honest! they say like dat. from that it can be concluded that hockchiew ppl are very business minded. just look at where they are from: fuzhou, in fujian province, by the sea. and u know wat they say about hokkiens lar: if there is a bigger businessmen than hockchiew, its hokkiens. :laugh:

[TingMS]

happyghost, it is true u know. havent u heard of the tale that says hockchiew women when getting married has the highest dowry of all chinese women? honest! they say like dat. from that it can be concluded that hockchiew ppl are very business minded. just look at where they are from: fuzhou, in fujian province, by the sea. and u know wat they say about hokkiens lar: if there is a bigger businessmen than hockchiew, its hokkiens. :laugh:


shiru,

i would agree with you to certain extend. In every community, there will be some individuals doing better then the other. Collectively, of course there are also some area where they excel better ie : hockiens - trading, cantonese - mining, hockchiews-plantation, hockchiangs-seafarer....( contoh sahaja)

and, since you mentioned it, only now I began to realise why my pocket got such a big hole after my marrriage in 1999.

cheers, brother. :laugh: :laugh:

[cucuan]

They do door to door also. Once when i was in Ipoh, a young saleman came selling this gimmick. But i already encountered their tactic before so i know, lah. He let me have a lucky draw...3 or 5 stars i think...but said i can onli see the scratch and win lucky prize after making the purchase. Ok, show me the card again i said, i took it into my house...my gate was locked and he's outside of course...and scratched the card and the prize was a massage seat for car. That time the young man was already shouting and threatening to repeat police. He said i'm not allowed to do that, he will ask police to lock me up...he obviously thought i was some uneducated auntie :squeeze: .
So i dare him to report...and he changed his approach into pleading...he said he will get into trouble with his boss, will loss his job...he just refused to go away. Then it was my turn to threaten him about reporting police if he doesn't want to go away...and i called my husband who in turn called some of his neighbourhood friends to help. that finally scared the salesman away.
Hmmm...he thought he can con this sitiawan lady? Better think twice. But after that incident, i was a bit worried he might be lurking somewhere waiting for revenge. Better not do that again.

Sitiawan lady very li-hai one.

cucuan

[TK Ho]

Leslie, the stars are for different reasons.

cucuan

Hmmm... now I am confused. :confused:

[shiruikage]

Hmmm... now I am confused. :confused:
i think wat cucuan tried to say is the star thing were purposedly put there. not an accident or anything. its like tattoo...oni on the manhood.

[LiLiaN]

that's what i gather too... like a prove that circumcision has been done before....
unless is there some sort of purpose that enhances performance or something..? :blink:

[shiruikage]

that's what i gather too... like a prove that circumcision has been done before....
unless is there some sort of purpose that enhances performance or something..? :blink:
hahahahha, u have got to be kidding me! put star there can improve performance?!?!?!? maybe lar. the girl (or guy depending on taste) will oni concentrate on the star and not the (*ehem) small size of the....ermmm...johnson! :laugh:

[alfred98]

:mad:

[LiLiaN]

hahahahha, u have got to be kidding me! put star there can improve performance?!?!?!? maybe lar. the girl (or guy depending on taste) will oni concentrate on the star and not the (*ehem) small size of the....ermmm...johnson! :laugh:woi, i was just putting through a thought which i don't know whatsoever if there's truth behind it!!

[sc4]

Originally Posted by happyghost
SC4, are you fuzhou?
No, I'm not Foochow and I don't mean it in a bad way.. :D

[TingMS]

No, I'm not Foochow and I don't mean it in a bad way.. :D


cheers... :laugh:

[siewjang]

My neighbour was once coned into buying fresh milk from the motorbike man. He said I ordered 5 packets from him and I wasn't around at that time. So he make my neighbour tumpang that 5 packets of milk in her fridge and paid the money. When I came home in the evening, I was surprised to see my neighbour with the milks. So i told my neighbour that she kena conned liao. My neighbour somemore say, that man was pretending to called my hubby on his cell phone :laugh: . So cleaver la that man. Worst is, my neighbour even bought extra 5 packets for her own consumption. (lol). That night, one of my other neighbour came and told us about her incident. We just laugh. I think that day, easily a lot of houses kena conned liao. If the milk nice nevermind, so watery somemore. I think he mixed with water liao :mad: .

[SS2006]

My neighbour was once coned into buying fresh milk from the motorbike man. He said I ordered 5 packets from him and I wasn't around at that time. So he make my neighbour tumpang that 5 packets of milk in her fridge and paid the money. When I came home in the evening, I was surprised to see my neighbour with the milks. So i told my neighbour that she kena conned liao. My neighbour somemore say, that man was pretending to called my hubby on his cell phone :laugh: . So cleaver la that man. Worst is, my neighbour even bought extra 5 packets for her own consumption. (lol). That night, one of my other neighbour came and told us about her incident. We just laugh. I think that day, easily a lot of houses kena conned liao. If the milk nice nevermind, so watery somemore. I think he mixed with water liao :mad: .
Jang, you have a nice neighbourhood there. In some places neighbours dun even know who live next door, let alone pay first on their behalf.

[siewjang]

Neighbour is Crackjet :laugh: .

[SS2006]

Neighbour is Crackjet :laugh: .
Alamak!!! LOL!!

[TK Ho]

Hi Hi Hi!! No lah still have to register to MMC(Malaysian Medical Council) not MMA (Malaysian Medical Association). That Korean are practising illegally in the small town where no body go and compliant mah.Feather more those days all the GP are well fed all very rich and busy where got time to compliant loh. So that guy got free will to practice here loh. Regarding the star on the P- aiyah TK Ho that star means he suture the fore skin in zig zag patern. So that to give a uneven scarring to enchance sexual activity. Like people implant metal ball in the fore skin now adays. :D :D

Wah, like this also can-ah? How come you know of this Alfred? Others in govn practise this also?

[alfred98]

:mad:

[cucuan]

No lah guess only, :D definately some thing like that. Then why people lining up for the Korean doc to do circumcision. Some more the patient I think are chinese. Where U get chinese do circumcision if there is no advantage one. :D :D

You got the bull's eye. Your guess is correct. Thanks for answering on behalf.

cucuan

[alfred98]

:(

[TK Ho]

No lah guess only, :D definately some thing like that. Then why people lining up for the Korean doc to do circumcision. Some more the patient I think are chinese. Where U get chinese do circumcision if there is no advantage one. :D :D

Wah, like this Dr Alfred, we need to conduct a study-lah.

[alfred98]

:mad:

[TK Ho]

Yah Yah tell the Ang Moh that U want to study sunat zig zag suturing to enchance sex sure get alot of response one. But your ethical comitte will sure question one. Can lah U get Ang Moh I get Chinese here then compare result. I think 100 each arm ok also feed back for the ladies... okkk :D l

Ang moh here more keen for implant-leh. Somemore, to do it properly, need the same girl (to avoid bias) for all the men, how-lah one girl with total of 200 man? This will be a new Guiness world of record. :D

[alfred98]

:mad:

[TK Ho]

Wah one girl for 200 man like that ah wah very difficult lah sure man can but the wife how lah. Had to get writen consent for GF or wife loh.
For the one girl we gett-ah the singaporean porn girl who have sex with don't know how many man one ah world record ok. But very expensive loh she work by the hours one. Got any sponsor Daboss.... :D

Ya-lah daBoss, got any sponsor or not?

[LiLiaN]

ok guys, tone it down and get back to topic please...

[alfred98]

:mad:

[LiLiaN]

i somehow doubt it... :sus:

[TK Ho]

Ok Ok but this is the study of the centries lah imaging if sucess all man will be walking around sunat by this method by Ho & goh et al.

Ya-lah, sunat can also lower the incidence of cancer of the penis. Hit two birds with one stone.

[alfred98]

:mad:

[TK Ho]

Give me high 5 way to go Ho & Goh et al.. :D

High 5 alfred. Like Pak-lah says, it's a win-win situation.
OK OK back to topic