Wedding day nightmares

[Fishingman]

This is for the married guys especially. When you go to get your bride on the wedding day, you were confronted with a locked door and a bunch of giggling small girls on the other side with the key. These little trolls will ask for all sorts of this like money to performances by yourself of the troop of monkeys you brought along for this kind of situation. Wanna share what kind of hell you had to go through to get your bride?

This is also to prepare KC for his upcoming big day.

[Oddfather]

This is for the married guys especially. When you go to get your bride on the wedding day, you were confronted with a locked door and a bunch of giggling small girls on the other side with the key. These little trolls will ask for all sorts of this like money to performances by yourself of the troop of monkeys you brought along for this kind of situation. Wanna share what kind of hell you had to go through to get your bride?

This is also to prepare KC for his upcoming big day.
mine was pretty mild. Just had to sing a song and give ang pows. So I was very prepared with THE song.....

[SS2006]

My husband very cheating one...pretend to talk terms while his best man and big, big sized friends pushed open the door...

[Oddfather]

My husband very cheating one...pretend to talk terms while his best man and big, big sized friends pushed open the door...
so you married a husband with a cheating heart....!!! :p :laugh:

[Fishingman]

mine was pretty mild. Just had to sing a song and give ang pows. So I was very prepared with THE song.....

So easy onli ah? Must be really big ang pow man.
I had quite a bunch or trolls to deal with. Good thing I had a lot of monkeys to back me up. They threw a bunch of bananas at us to finish and we did it in record time. Had to read poetry also. And it just part of it...

[Fishingman]

My husband very cheating one...pretend to talk terms while his best man and big, big sized friends pushed open the door...

First mistake of your girls, didn't lock the door.

[SS2006]

so you married a husband with a cheating heart....!!! :p :laugh:
Not cheating heart, laa...
His heart reserved for me alone....

[Oddfather]

So easy onli ah? Must be really big ang pow man.
I had quite a bunch or trolls to deal with. Good thing I had a lot of monkeys to back me up. They threw a bunch of bananas at us to finish and we did it in record time. Had to read poetry also. And it just part of it...
ya, loh. Sang ne che tau wao chai tenn ne mah...so beh tahan liau....and then came the ang pows....so quickly open the door. :laugh:

[Fishingman]

I had to drink lots of weird stuff as well, the worse was crushed bitter gourd and cili padi together. yucks!
Had to go treasure hunt for the key to the room once I get into the house. Found it frozen in a block of ice. Open the room and room was empty, kena conned into the wrong room. Sad.....

[Oddfather]

Not cheating heart, laa...
His heart reserved for me alone....

okok, must have been singing Lonely table just for one.....until you came along, rite??? :cool:

[Fishingman]

As one of the angpows I gave them a big bag of coins. They thought it was RM1 coins. Turn out to be my collection of 1 sen coins over the years. Hahahahaa

[SS2006]

I had to drink lots of weird stuff as well, the worse was crushed bitter gourd and cili padi together. yucks!
Had to go treasure hunt for the key to the room once I get into the house. Found it frozen in a block of ice. Open the room and room was empty, kena conned into the wrong room. Sad.....
So teruk, your wife's chee mui...
My chee mui was my sisters and kochun's wifey only...

[SS2006]

okok, must have been singing Lonely table just for one.....until you came along, rite??? :cool:
ya lor, waited for his perfect dream girl to come along :p :laugh:

[Fishingman]

I wonder what KC have to do to get his bride?

[Oddfather]

ya lor, waited for his perfect dream girl to come along :p :laugh:
good for you. Wonder what songs is he singing nowadays?? Room at the top of the stairs?? or My way..??? :eek:

[Oddfather]

I wonder what KC have to do to get his bride?
better start shooting some ideas to her now.....make sure KC kena teruk teruk. :laugh: :laugh:

[SS2006]

better start shooting some ideas to her now.....make sure KC kena teruk teruk. :laugh: :laugh:
Teruklaa, you people...I bet KC will have it easy...he sure already kau tim all the chee mui :p :laugh:

[Oddfather]

Teruklaa, you people...I bet KC will have it easy...he sure already kau tim all the chee mui :p :laugh:
wah, you so nice to him wan. This is the ONLY chance of a lifetime. Cannot let him off so easy, ma. Remember no second chance. Its lifetime membership......until death do us apart. :laugh: :squeeze:

[KoChun]

I wonder what KC have to do to get his bride?
I will tell you more in a months time. I am not good at spotting exam questions, you know? :cheesy:

[KoChun]

better start shooting some ideas to her now.....make sure KC kena teruk teruk. :laugh: :laugh:
The more you shoot, the more prepared I will be. Right?


Teruklaa, you people...I bet KC will have it easy...he sure already kau tim all the chee mui
Eh, actually not yet lah. You wanna come back and become my insider, Shirlene?

[Fishingman]

The more you shoot, the more prepared I will be. Right?



Eh, actually not yet lah. You wanna come back and become my insider, Shirlene?

Wah wanna recruit insider here ah? Banyak daring-loh. Need to supply her with spy stuff or not?

[KoChun]

Banyak daring-loh. Need to supply her with spy stuff or not?
For example...?

[Fishingman]

For example...?

Lock pick. In case she cannot get the key to the door. :laugh:

[KoChun]

Lock pick. In case she cannot get the key to the door. :laugh:
I think I'll 'bribe' my wife rather than bribing all the jee muis. What do you think?

[Fishingman]

I think I'll 'bribe' my wife rather than bribing all the jee muis. What do you think?

Usually brides are powerless in those situations, the jee muis are in a frenzy to make a monkey out of you. Especially if you char them often. :laugh:

[Fishingman]

You can try giving them a rubber check if you want. Penalty RM100 only for certain banks.

[siewhaw]

I think I'll 'bribe' my wife rather than bribing all the jee muis. What do you think?

You thought your wife so stupid ar...She won't get "sam tong". Will let you suffer kau kau first. Then when the night comes, both of you can manja-manja lar.

[siewhaw]

better start shooting some ideas to her now.....make sure KC kena teruk teruk. :laugh: :laugh:

Ssssshhh...don't post the ideas here. Very dangerous. PM to me mah.

[Fishingman]

You thought your wife so stupid ar...She won't get "sam tong". Will let you suffer kau kau first. Then when the night comes, both of you can manja-manja lar.

Wah evil-loh, hope you not one of the jee muis on the day. If not KC sure cry one. :amazed: :laugh:

[Fishingman]

Ssssshhh...don't post the ideas here. Very dangerous. PM to me mah.

You really one of the jee muis? hehehehe I'll PM you some ideas to make KC beg for mercy. Unless he bribes me with good nasi kandar first-lah. Muahahahahaha

[KoChun]

You thought your wife so stupid ar...She won't get "sam tong". Will let you suffer kau kau first. Then when the night comes, both of you can manja-manja lar.
Crackjet did not suffer that much, did he? Eating eggs was his hobby. I hope my wife ask me to eat D24 of tracka durian. :p

[LiLiaN]

the "evilness" makes me wonder if you guys are getting married or going to war?? :unsure: :worried:
:p :laugh:

[daBoss]

an ex-friend of mine said something to this effect: "come out, come out... want to get married or not"... :)

i also remember that i sang a short tune on behalf of jcwong... it was so bad that they let us in... :D

[KoChun]

Yup, that gave me an idea, SING BADLY UNTIL THEY CANNOT TAHAN! :)

[siewhaw]

Wah evil-loh, hope you not one of the jee muis on the day. If not KC sure cry one. :amazed: :laugh:

Haha...Kochun don't have to worry. I won't be the jee mui unless MIL ask me to "bully" the future BIL. Already married so no fun. Leave it for those singles to enjoy.

[siewhaw]

Crackjet did not suffer that much, did he? Eating eggs was his hobby. I hope my wife ask me to eat D24 of tracka durian. :p

Indeed eggs is his favourite but that day was different. He just managed to eat 2 eggs. Too kan chiong already until cannot eat. Not my idea anyway. We'll think of some durian games for you. Is it a durian season at that time??

[KoChun]

Haha...Kochun don't have to worry. I won't be the jee mui unless MIL ask me to "bully" the future SIL. Already married so no fun. Leave it for those singles to enjoy.
MIL won't ask you to do that lah. I 'kum cheng' with her mah. I will bring her shopping kau kau starting from now. :laugh:

[KoChun]

Indeed eggs is his favourite but that day was different. He just managed to eat 2 eggs. Too kan chiong already until cannot eat. Not my idea anyway. We'll think of some durian games for you. Is it a durian season at that time??
I think I ate 2-3 eggs for him that day. Hey, I like those herbal eggs, you know?

Hmmm... not too sure whether it is durian season that time. I hope so. :)

[siewhaw]

MIL won't ask you to do that lah. I 'kum cheng' with her mah. I will bring her shopping kau kau starting from now. :laugh:

No need to bring her shopping lar...just give her more wang hantaran will do. Enough for her to buy the whole shopping mall.

MIL also very kam cheng with me one...i don't even have to bring her shopping.

[LiLiaN]

:amazed: wah, extreme bribery in action! :amazed:

[KoChun]

MIL also very kam cheng with me one...i don't even have to bring her shopping.
Hmmmm... maybe I need to learn from you.

[siewhaw]

I think I ate 2-3 eggs for him that day. Hey, I like those herbal eggs, you know?

Hmmm... not too sure whether it is durian season that time. I hope so. :)

You better make sure it's durian season. If not, we will find the substitute for durian which can be worst than that. Have you got your ma chai ready??

[KoChun]

:amazed: wah, extreme bribery in action! :amazed:
Saya Anti Rasuah.

[LiLiaN]

Saya Anti Rasuah.where's your badge?? :laugh: :p

[KoChun]

You better make sure it's durian season. If not, we will find the substitute for durian which can be worst than that. Have you got your ma chai ready??
As long as it is not garlic, I can manage. Of course no Fear Factor stuffs, okay? I have no problem with chow tau fu, btw. So, rule that out.

[KoChun]

where's your badge?? :laugh: :p
In my pocket. :D

[LiLiaN]

As long as it is not garlic, I can manage. Of course no Fear Factor stuffs, okay? I have no problem with chow tau fu, btw. So, rule that out.siewhaw, there you go, get garlic!!!! :laugh: :laugh:

[siewhaw]

As long as it is not garlic, I can manage. Of course no Fear Factor stuffs, okay? I have no problem with chow tau fu, btw. So, rule that out.

You shouldn't have told us your fears. Now we know what to substitute with durian...GARLIC 2KG!!!

[KoChun]

You shouldn't have told us your fears. Now we know what to substitute with durian...GARLIC 2KG!!!
Hey, I hate durian more than I hate garlic, you know? :cheesy:


(pleeeeease................ no garlic)

[Fishingman]

KC hates durians? Yeah right!

Who was the fella that was quietly eating the few durians that actually grew in House of Grace last time ah? I wonder????

I'm not buying his "I hate garlic" thingy as well. For all you know, he eats then for breakfast.

[Oddfather]

Ssssshhh...don't post the ideas here. Very dangerous. PM to me mah.
no worries. We declare first he will in for a good time. Then, we discuss strategies some where else. :eek:

[Oddfather]

KC hates durians? Yeah right!

Who was the fella that was quietly eating the few durians that actually grew in House of Grace last time ah? I wonder????

I'm not buying his "I hate garlic" thingy as well. For all you know, he eats then for breakfast.
To be on the safe side....I say no durians and no garlic. Something worst than these.

[Voon Chan]

Hey, I hate durian more than I hate garlic, you know? :cheesy:


(pleeeeease................ no garlic)Take this Seriously!
I am allegic to garlic.
Big quantity of garlic can cause me a lot of problem

So if Kochun say that he hate garlic,
I hope that you people take him seriously.
Especially on that special day for him

[cucuan]

Well why dont we all prepare KC by conducting the rehearsal online. Someone has to be the Cyber Priest (CP). CP to KC: KC, do you take ... as your lawful wedded wife? KC: I do. CP to ....: ..., do you take KC as your lawful wedded husband? ....: I do. CP to KC: KC you may kiss the bride now. Then KC: MUA.....K.

What do you all think. Short and sweet.

cucuan :D

[Oddfather]

Well why dont we all prepare KC by conducting the rehearsal online. Someone has to be the Cyber Priest (CP). CP to KC: KC, do you take ... as your lawful wedded wife? KC: I do. CP to ....: ..., do you take KC as your lawful wedded husband? ....: I do. CP to KC: KC you may kiss the bride now. Then KC: MUA.....K.

What do you all think. Short and sweet.

cucuan :D

Excellent idea. First, we need a Cyber Priest....and I suggest Cucuan. :squeeze: :cool:

[Fishingman]

Okie, KC please list down all your allergies. Give proof as well please.

[KoChun]

To be on the safe side....I say no durians and no garlic. Something worst than these.
Please, not longan!!! I hate them.

[Oddfather]

Please, not longan!!! I hate them.
ok. will add longan to the No List. What else??

[Voon Chan]

I give you 10 bananas since you love banana
Must finish at 1 go & cannot stop

[KoChun]

Well why dont we all prepare KC by conducting the rehearsal online. Someone has to be the Cyber Priest (CP). CP to KC: KC, do you take ... as your lawful wedded wife? KC: I do. CP to ....: ..., do you take KC as your lawful wedded husband? ....: I do. CP to KC: KC you may kiss the bride now. Then KC: MUA.....K.

What do you all think. Short and sweet.

cucuan :D
cucuan, muaks!!!


So if Kochun say that he hate garlic,
I hope that you people take him seriously.
Especially on that special day for him
Thanks, VC. Now, you are super understanding today. :)

[Oddfather]

I give you 10 bananas since you love banana
Must finish at 1 go & cannot stop
will add that too on the No List since he loves banananananana.

[Voon Chan]

Thanks, VC. Now, you are super understanding today. :)You are welcome but read my posting above:p

[Alkapocino]

Excellent idea. First, we need a Cyber Priest....and I suggest Cucuan. :squeeze: :cool:
Amen!

[siewjang]

Was a heng dai at this wedding of my BIL. Those Ji mui is very difficult to handle. After almost one hour of torture, finally the groom was let in. As usual the heng dai will stay outside the house makan and minum. We actually hide one side of all the ji mui's shoes in our car. he, he... just imagine when the ji mui almost cried when they couldn't find another side. So ji mui, beware too. :cool:

[siewjang]

Please, not longan!!! I hate them.
Actually hor... KoChun is not allergic to any of those. He just don't like them. So the more the don't like the more you ppl have to add in the list. Wah, if everything also don't like then how.

[Alkapocino]

Remember to bring along the RIDSECT, SHELLTOX or BYGONE. If the che muis still don't want to open the door, just empty the cans!!!!

[siewjang]

Remember to bring along the RIDSECT, SHELLTOX or BYGONE. If the che muis still don't want to open the door, just empty the cans!!!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Alkapocino]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
You may laugh now. Wait till you see me in real action!!!

[Voon Chan]

Remember to bring along the RIDSECT, SHELLTOX or BYGONE. If the che muis still don't want to open the door, just empty the cans!!!!They will start running out of the house!
Mannnn! KC in laws will kill them all later:laugh:

[Alkapocino]

They will start running out of the house!
Mannnn! KC in laws will kill them all later:laugh:
Don't worry, she would already pengsan by then. :p

[Voon Chan]

Don't worry, she would already pengsan by then. :pI mentioned later because after waking up from pengsan:laugh:

[Fishingman]

No-lah don't get him too bloated. Spoil the wedding pics-lah. o messing with hair either okie? Anyone for crushed langsat seed with some bitter gourd juice?

[athena]

i have no experience as becoming ji mui. Was a heng tai at my friend's wedding.

All i can say, if the heng tais think ji muis are all weak and dainty. Think again. The heng tai tried to bulldoze into the house but cannot...ji mui dem strong!!

[Voon Chan]

No-lah don't get him too bloated. Spoil the wedding pics-lah. o messing with hair either okie? Anyone for crushed langsat seed with some bitter gourd juice?:laugh: , Holy cow!
One crazy cocktail drink!

Add some lemon & vodka, it should taste better

[Alkapocino]

i have no experience as becoming ji mui. Was a heng tai at my friend's wedding.

All i can say, if the heng tais think ji muis are all weak and dainty. Think again. The heng tai tried to bulldoze into the house but cannot...ji mui dem strong!!
Sometimes the ji muis overjealous in doing it. I was at Albert's wedding where this ji mui almost lost her fingers. It was stuck in between the door. Ouch! Everydody were like :sick: then the heng dais celebrate! :)

Another incident (really foolish), one of the hend dai try to show off his Platinum Card. He slipped it under the door gap when the che mui asked for 'dowry'. They happily took it and this poor chap had to ask around for hours before the card was finally returned to him. Too bad he has cancelled the card...just in case the che muis use it for petrols.

[siewjang]

One thing I beh tahan those Ji muis. Always like to ask for 999. wtf... they know 999 is definitely imposibble (i'm not talking about those earning 5 digits). Can't they be real like 99 or 199, 299. Still want to waste time haggling on 999. That is old game liao. Find something new.

[siewjang]

...Another incident (really foolish), one of the hend dai try to show off his Platinum Card. He slipped it under the door gap when the che mui asked for 'dowry'. They happily took it and this poor chap had to ask around for hours before the card was finally returned to him. Too bad he has cancelled the card...just in case the che muis use it for petrols.
I think those Che muis are too much. It is so troublesome to cancel a card and apply a new one.

[Oddfather]

Sometimes the ji muis overjealous in doing it. I was at Albert's wedding where this ji mui almost lost her fingers. It was stuck in between the door. Ouch! Everydody were like :sick: then the heng dais celebrate! :)

Another incident (really foolish), one of the hend dai try to show off his Platinum Card. He slipped it under the door gap when the che mui asked for 'dowry'. They happily took it and this poor chap had to ask around for hours before the card was finally returned to him. Too bad he has cancelled the card...just in case the che muis use it for petrols.
how stupid can this guy get???

[Alkapocino]

how stupid can this guy get???
Believe me tai kor. You know this guy really well. Probably your classmate and a lawyer.

[Oddfather]

Believe me tai kor. You know this guy really well. Probably your classmate and a lawyer.
PM me his name and I will go tell him how stupid he is :squeeze:

[Alkapocino]

I think those Che muis are too much. It is so troublesome to cancel a card and apply a new one.
I really don't blame the che muis. The fool should be punished. Afterall, when you give, you should give sincerely. I think he was sincere then and then again he was a little too generous. :D

[siewjang]

Generous or show off? ;)

[Alkapocino]

Generous or show off? ;)
Generous, show off and FOOLISH!!!! :sus:

[athena]

anyway, i hope to learn more in this thread...hahaha...and used it against funk during artie's wedding

maybe i sud give IQ question. haha...:laugh:


the 12 ball-bearings question!! :)

[siewjang]

Athena, pm me when the times come. I like this wan. Very professionally organized.

[Voon Chan]

anyway, i hope to learn more in this thread...hahaha...and used it against funk during artie's wedding

maybe i sud give IQ question. haha...:laugh:


the 12 ball-bearings question!! :)Poor FM!
he is realy going to have a difficult time

[Fishingman]

:laugh: , Holy cow!
One crazy cocktail drink!

Add some lemon & vodka, it should taste better

VC, Not trying to make it taste better. Hehehehe

[athena]

jang : ok dokie!!


VC: this is better than doing those fear-factor stuff... make him eat all the weird stuff...then he laosai how? cannot enjoy the wedding night!! :laugh: Artie will kill me!!
this one use brains only le!!

[ungsutiong]

anyway, i hope to learn more in this thread...hahaha...and used it against funk during artie's wedding

maybe i sud give IQ question. haha...:laugh:


the 12 ball-bearings question!! :)
Which version are u using?

[athena]

Which version are u using?
got different versions wan ah? i only know one wor!!!

[Voon Chan]

VC, Not trying to make it taste better. HeheheheAdd some syrup! It will taste good!:laugh:

[Oddfather]

jang : ok dokie!!


VC: this is better than doing those fear-factor stuff... make him eat all the weird stuff...then he laosai how? cannot enjoy the wedding night!! :laugh: Artie will kill me!!
this one use brains only le!!
make sure he has it too on that day.

[ungsutiong]

I really don't blame the che muis. The fool should be punished. Afterall, when you give, you should give sincerely. I think he was sincere then and then again he was a little too generous. :D
Alka, i remember u were one of the heng tai that tackle the che mui. So what happen ah?

[Alkapocino]

Alka, i remember u were one of the heng tai that tackle the che mui. So what happen ah?
To all the girls I loved before...now have been other peoples' wives. :(

[Oddfather]

Alka, i remember u were one of the heng tai that tackle the che mui. So what happen ah?
Tackle........or tickle......???

[Voon Chan]

jang : ok dokie!!


VC: this is better than doing those fear-factor stuff... make him eat all the weird stuff...then he laosai how? cannot enjoy the wedding night!! :laugh: Artie will kill me!!
this one use brains only le!!Wedding Night! They will be too tired after the dinner. Their prayer to God will be "let me sleep in peace".

Making love? Can do it another day:laugh:

(That was what really my prayer)

[Oddfather]

To all the girls I loved before...now have been other peoples' wives. :(
hey, you no Willie Nelson,lah...still wan to be Romeo of Swan???

[Alkapocino]

hey, you no Willie Nelson,lah...still wan to be Romeo of Swan???
Lomeo only lah!

Guys and gals, how about some teasers for KoChun and Ling Ling at their wedding night.

Bring some bananas and rambutans, cherries, and strings. First, tie the banana and wear it around KoChun big waist, then align the banana so that it's postitioned along his 'bird'. Blind fold Ling Ling and ask her to bite the banana.

After that tie the cherries and hang them over Ling Ling neck so that it dangles around the "tek tek". Ask KoChun to lick it and then eat it.


As for the rambutans....you guys go figure it out.

[Fishingman]

jang : ok dokie!!


VC: this is better than doing those fear-factor stuff... make him eat all the weird stuff...then he laosai how? cannot enjoy the wedding night!! :laugh: Artie will kill me!!
this one use brains only le!!
make sure he has it too on that day.

Too nervous how to think-lah.

[ungsutiong]

Lomeo only lah!

Guys and gals, how about some teasers for KoChun and Ling Ling at their wedding night.

Bring some bananas and rambutans, cherries, and strings. First, tie the banana and wear it around KoChun big waist, then align the banana so that it's postitioned along his 'bird'. Blind fold Ling Ling and ask her to bite the banana.

After that tie the cherries and hang them over Ling Ling neck so that it dangles around the "tek tek". Ask KoChun to lick it and then eat it.


As for the rambutans....you guys go figure it out.
Alka, please bear in mind kochun is the CEO of the new Sperm Bank. Whatever games u suggest could be childplay by his standard. If u are also in the running for the CEO of OCBC, i suggest that u make way for kochun.

[Fishingman]

Lomeo only lah!

Guys and gals, how about some teasers for KoChun and Ling Ling at their wedding night.

Bring some bananas and rambutans, cherries, and strings. First, tie the banana and wear it around KoChun big waist, then align the banana so that it's postitioned along his 'bird'. Blind fold Ling Ling and ask her to bite the banana.

After that tie the cherries and hang them over Ling Ling neck so that it dangles around the "tek tek". Ask KoChun to lick it and then eat it.


As for the rambutans....you guys go figure it out.

Wah! You very teruk case alreadi-lah. Public performance pun boleh ah? Need to buy ticket to see or not. where to get it?

[ungsutiong]

To all the girls I loved before...now have been other peoples' wives. :(
Alka's love stories can stretch more than a mile long & yet only few replied with passion. He has proven that matters of the heart are best left unanswered.

[athena]

[QUOTE=andrewh]

Too nervous how to think-lah.
that's why you've gotta select good heng tais to help u!

aiseh..i already give clue what i wanna use on funk!! hehe..up to him to make the selection now!

[Fishingman]

that's why you've gotta select good heng tais to help u!

aiseh..i already give clue what i wanna use on funk!! hehe..up to him to make the selection now!

How many heng tais do a groom usually need? I think I had more than 10. Still not easy to get in the door.

[Fishingman]

Wedding Night! They will be too tired after the dinner. Their prayer to God will be "let me sleep in peace".

Making love? Can do it another day:laugh:

(That was what really my prayer)


Yalah, whole life ahead of you to do as much as you want right? :laugh:

[Oddfather]

[QUOTE=athena]

How many heng tais do a groom usually need? I think I had more than 10. Still not easy to get in the door.
forgot the jackhammer???

[siewjang]

Lomeo only lah!

Guys and gals, how about some teasers for KoChun and Ling Ling at their wedding night.

Bring some bananas and rambutans, cherries, and strings. First, tie the banana and wear it around KoChun big waist, then align the banana so that it's postitioned along his 'bird'. Blind fold Ling Ling and ask her to bite the banana.

After that tie the cherries and hang them over Ling Ling neck so that it dangles around the "tek tek". Ask KoChun to lick it and then eat it.


As for the rambutans....you guys go figure it out.
Alka, you just send a chill down KoChun's spine. KoChun, you want to tarik balik the invitation to Alka or not? :unsure:

[Fishingman]

[QUOTE=Fishingman]
forgot the jackhammer???

Brought it along, but forgot the air compressor so cannot use. ;)

[Alkapocino]

Alka, you just send a chill down KoChun's spine. KoChun, you want to tarik balik the invitation to Alka or not? :unsure:
:laugh: This is the time to taruh him kau-kau!!!!

[Fishingman]

:laugh: This is the time to taruh him kau-kau!!!!

GF really tak bagi chance wan huh? Make sure got video of the action.

[Alkapocino]

You want to see what those buggers did to us? I have CD's too. Dem, this is payback time. Bring durians as well......I'll tell you how to put it in good use.

[Dino]

:laugh: This is the time to taruh him kau-kau!!!!

My goodness Alka...why don't you go hide under Kochun's bed that night!! :squeeze:

[Alkapocino]

My goodness Alka...why don't you go hide under Kochun's bed that night!! :squeeze:
Shhh.....I will send fishboy to do that.

Dino, just wait patiently for the pics okay!

[Dino]

Shhh.....I will send fishboy to do that.

Dino, just wait patiently for the pics okay!

LOL!!! No need....i don't want to go blind!!! :squeeze:

[Fishingman]

You want to see what those buggers did to us? I have CD's too. Dem, this is payback time. Bring durians as well......I'll tell you how to put it in good use.

Peel durians using legs onli ah? :squeeze: :squeeze:

[Fishingman]

Shhh.....I will send fishboy to do that.

Dino, just wait patiently for the pics okay!

Sure he can fit under there? With all the bouncing nanti become roti canai alreadi-lah. :wacko:

[Alkapocino]

Sure he can fit under there? With all the bouncing nanti become roti canai alreadi-lah. :wacko:
Tsk tsk tsk....young man...bouncing huh! So are you one of his heng dai?

[Oddfather]

Brought it along, but forgot the air compressor so cannot use. ;)
ask the heng tais to help you using the bicycle pump, lah.

[Chris C]

Alky pp..........I thot u one of the jii muis????? :blink: :p

[Fishingman]

Tsk tsk tsk....young man...bouncing huh! So are you one of his heng dai?

No-lah. If I one of the heng tai, then I won't suggest all the things to taruh him kau kau right? :laugh: He sure got other member to back him up one-mah.

[Alkapocino]

Alky pp..........I thot u one of the jii muis????? :blink: :p
Why? You think I AH PON izzit? Wait till I show you the BANANA and RAMBUTANS!

[Oddfather]

Alka, you just send a chill down KoChun's spine. KoChun, you want to tarik balik the invitation to Alka or not? :unsure:
Invitation or no invitation, Alka is going anyway.

[Alkapocino]

Invitation or no invitation, Alka is going anyway.
I might have to FFK, another ji mui wedding in KL. Dem, clash!!! How ar?

[Chris C]

Why? You think I AH PON izzit? Wait till I show you the BANANA and RAMBUTANS!
Oooooooo................I soooooooo scared!!!!! :p ...show me! show me!!! :p :p

[Oddfather]

I might have to FFK, another ji mui wedding in KL. Dem, clash!!! How ar?
aiyooo, I also dun no lah. Maybe mi ne mi ne.....can help!!! then, send Fishingman as proxy to one of them.

[Oddfather]

Oooooooo................I soooooooo scared!!!!! :p ...show me! show me!!! :p :p
show you banana or rambutan??? :squeeze:

[Alkapocino]

show you banana or rambutan??? :squeeze:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
You are so funny!

[Fishingman]

[QUOTE=Fishingman]
ask the heng tais to help you using the bicycle pump, lah.

:laugh:

[Chris C]

show you banana or rambutan??? :squeeze:
........errr.........mi ne, mi ne, mi ne mor!...........pointing at u!!!! :p

[Fishingman]

........errr.........mi ne, mi ne, mi ne mor!...........pointing at u!!!! :p

Wah, semua mau ah? :amazed:

[Chris C]

Wah, semua mau ah? :amazed:
....u also wan to show me ah???????..... :p

[Oddfather]

:laugh:
You are so funny!
Hey, I'm innocence. She was asking...just trying the clarify, tats all!!! :wacko: ......... :cool: :rolleyes:

[siewhaw]

Remember to bring along the RIDSECT, SHELLTOX or BYGONE. If the che muis still don't want to open the door, just empty the cans!!!!

Be careful not to "kill" the MIL, otherwise whole life not in peace.

[Oddfather]

........errr.........mi ne, mi ne, mi ne mor!...........pointing at u!!!! :p
I tak mau lah, pai seh leh. :o

Wah, semua mau ah? :amazed:
Fishingman is volunteering...... :p

[siewjang]

Wow! See what happens to this thread. Can transfer to class '92 or not since KoChun is in the limelight. :p

[Fishingman]

....u also wan to show me ah???????..... :p

No-lah, very paiseh-lah. Body like michelin man very shy-lah. :o

[Alkapocino]

Wow! See what happens to this thread. Can transfer to class '92 or not since KoChun is in the limelight. :p
How about moving it to Class of 86 or 91? :p

YRH Hijack Queen, during the 'yam cha' session what should KoChun call you...auntie?

[Alkapocino]

Be careful not to "kill" the MIL, otherwise whole life not in peace.
It's a special made aerosols. Will only itch not kill. :D

[Oddfather]

How about moving it to Class of 86 or 91? :p

YRH Hijack Queen, during the 'yam cha' session what should KoChun call you...auntie?
wah, how come so many aunties in the forum??

[Chris C]

I tak mau lah, pai seh leh. :o

No-lah, very paiseh-lah. Body like michelin man very shy-lah. :o

:laugh: .......pai seh pulak..........

BTW, Alky..........just to let u know, even if u're a Ah Pon, I'll still love u for what u r......

[Alkapocino]

:laugh: .......pai seh pulak..........

BTW, Alky..........just to let u know, even if u're a Ah Pon, I'll still love u for what u r......
I'm speechless.

[Chris C]

wah, how come so many aunties in the forum??
....to balance up the amount of Ah Peks in the forum??????? :unsure: :p

[Fishingman]

It's a special made aerosols. Will only itch not kill. :D

Got step by step instruction on how to made or not? :laugh:

[Chris C]

I'm speechless.
........u're welcome........ :D

[Oddfather]

....to balance up the amount of Ah Peks in the forum??????? :unsure: :p
I think more aunties than Ah Peks in the Forum. :p

[siewjang]

...YRH Hijack Queen, during the 'yam cha' session what should KoChun call you...auntie?
Woohoo!

[athena]

I think more aunties than Ah Peks in the Forum. :p
haha
i sense a poll coming up!

[Fishingman]

Woohoo!

Wah, call her auntie so happy one ah? This one real auntie man. :squeeze:

[Alkapocino]

Woohoo!
Care to tell why are you so jubilant?

haha
i sense a poll coming up!
We knew the outcome already.

[Oddfather]

Care to tell why are you so jubilant?


We knew the outcome already.
Care to share the results??

[siewjang]

Care to tell why are you so jubilant?
You tau itu aper kita panggil pangkat? yeah! pangkat! :p

[Oddfather]

You tau itu aper kita panggil pangkat? yeah! pangkat! :p
you sure you want this pangkat???
Then, during CNY, come the Wesley church basketball court, all the small boys there can you aunty. Then must give angpows........ :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[noname]

you sure you want this pangkat???
Then, during CNY, come the Wesley church basketball court, all the small boys there can you aunty. Then must give angpows........ :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
ahahaha. jang will hide in her room when someone go and visit her or her sisters during CNY. very common to her...

*cabuz*

[Oddfather]

ahahaha. jang will hide in her room when someone go and visit her or her sisters during CNY. very common to her...

*cabuz*
wah, like that also can...hit & run. :p

[noname]

wah, like that also can...hit & run. :p
think is very common in human nature... trying to avoid giving.

worst case if those who just got married this year and next coming CNY, have to give bigger ang pow...

cheh, i just give normal will do... but to own nephew/niece, give bigger lor...

[Oddfather]

think is very common in human nature... trying to avoid giving.

worst case if those who just got married this year and next coming CNY, have to give bigger ang pow...

cheh, i just give normal will do... but to own nephew/niece, give bigger lor...
Ahhh, you are back. Make sure you give me anypow next CNY, OK?? :cool:

[KoChun]

How many heng tais do a groom usually need? I think I had more than 10. Still not easy to get in the door.
I need one only, Bodyguard from Beijing. :)

[Fishingman]

I need one only, Bodyguard from Beijing. :)

Sure not Wong Fei Hong ah? They kinda look alike-leh.
Ask puss in boots to become you heng tai as well lah, he so adorable the jei mei sure pengsan one. If you can get brat pitt, the jei mei will open the door and run out the moment he reaches the house. No need to bargain door alreadi open. :laugh:

[Oddfather]

Sure not Wong Fei Hong ah? They kinda look alike-leh.
Ask puss in boots to become you heng tai as well lah, he so adorable the jei mei sure pengsan one. If you can get brat pitt, the jei mei will open the door and run out the moment he reaches the house. No need to bargain door alreadi open. :laugh:
Luckily not BREATH PUI, then jia lak........ :p

[Fishingman]

Luckily not BREATH PUI, then jia lak........ :p

Who dat? Someone with RIDSECT, SHELLTOX and BYGONE breath? :laugh:

[Oddfather]

Who dat? Someone with RIDSECT, SHELLTOX and BYGONE breath? :laugh:
those guys in the advertisment.

[SS2006]

Sure not Wong Fei Hong ah? They kinda look alike-leh.
Ask puss in boots to become you heng tai as well lah, he so adorable the jei mei sure pengsan one. If you can get brat pitt, the jei mei will open the door and run out the moment he reaches the house. No need to bargain door alreadi open. :laugh:
Later bride run away with Brad Pitt, KC will sing "Lonely" song, how???

[Fishingman]

Later bride run away with Brad Pitt, KC will sing "Lonely" song, how???

Chow Yuen Fatt how to lose to some mat salleh one? worst come to worst he put a toothpick in the mouth, :laugh: take out his shotgun, jump into the air and shoot Brad onli-loh.

[ungsutiong]

.......... BTW, Alky..........just to let u know, even if u're a Ah Pon, I'll still love u for what u r......
Alka is now AH PON??? AhPonpocino??

[LiLiaN]

Wow! See what happens to this thread. Can transfer to class '92 or not since KoChun is in the limelight. :pok, transfer as requested as it makes sense...
(a nightmare to moderate - kochun, this thread is yours to look after!)

[KoChun]

(a nightmare to moderate - kochun, this thread is yours to look after!)
I am pretending I am not seeing anything here. Sometimes, silence is the best policy.

[LiLiaN]

I am pretending I am not seeing anything here. Sometimes, silence is the best policy.:p

[Alkapocino]

Alka is now AH PON??? AhPonpocino??
Hello Stiff Aching Ball....you think you are the only one that have balls ar?

[Fishingman]

KC keeping low profile huh? Hiding under the desk already ah?

[KoChun]

KC keeping low profile huh? Hiding under the desk already ah?
You cannot see me, you cannot see me. :p

[siewhaw]

Thought of sharing this story but dunno which thread to post it.

This is written by an anonymous about her wedding proposal that turned out to be the most memorable thing.

"Our proposal did not go as planned. We were in Chicago, and my fiance just blew me away when he got down on one knee. I took the ring from its box, and, even though I knew in my heart it wasn't going to fit, I tried to push it on. It got just past my knuckle -- and no further! Within seconds my finger was tingling and puffed up, and turning purple and blue. Eventually I had to go up to a police officer for help. He saw my finger and immediately got me a taxi to the emergency room -- they had to cut my ring off of me! Who else can say they went to the emergency room on the night they got proposed to? It was truly a night to remember."

[siewjang]

Oh dear! For the sake of wanting to put on the ring. Must one put on the ring when kena proposed?

[dtchieng]

:amused: (....sitting back and enjoying the show....)