Pantun Anyone?

[TingMS]

Teng Teng Gula Batu,
Bunyi Loceng Pukul Satu,
Alk, Alk, Buka Pintu,
Gua Manyak Takut Burung Hantu...


heheheeeee

:cool:

[daBoss]

this one i got from choke kee when we were house-mates:
ada lori ada bas
satu hari aku balas

[KoChun]

Kura-kura di atas perahu,
Pura-pura tak tahu.

[Dino]

Di tepi pantai
Air nya jernih
Disitu lah tempat
Mencuci pungung!!

[KoChun]

Di tepi pantai
Air nya jernih
Disitu lah tempat
Mencuci pungung!!

Eh, pantun apa ni? Siapa guru bahasa form 5?

[Dino]

I think it was Da_Boss dad....i think.....can't recall!!!

[KoChun]

Boss dad primary school teacher lah. I asked for Form 5 teacher mah. Apa lah, Dino! :p

[Dino]

:confused: Lupa alreadi!!

[Sila]

satu dua tiga lekuk
jantan betina aku ketuk!

[TingMS]

Pat pat ketupat,

Siapa Cepat, Dia dapat.

:cool:

Dapat apa?

The ever popular choo neng pui...............

[KoChun]

Teng Teng Gula Batu,
Bunyi Loceng Pukul Satu,
Alk, Alk, Buka Pintu,
Gua Manyak Takut Burung Hantu...


I still like this one, Happyghost. Good and funny :D

[ausman]

dino, didn't know u can walk so fast....ah... :)

[fishboy]

pisang yang masak
jangan dibawa belayar
suami yang tak tahan lasak
cahaya mata tak akan keluar..

[Dino]

Buah cempedak di luar pagar
Ambilkan galah tolong jolokkan
Saya budak baru belajar
Kalau salah tolong tunjukkan

[Rayhong]

Buah cempedak di luar pagar
Ambilkan galah tolong jolokkan
Saya budak baru belajar
Kalau salah tolong tunjukkan

Buah Cempedak di luar pagar
Ambilkan galah tolong TUNJUKKAN
saya budak baru belajar
kalau salah tolong JOLOKKAN!

[Alkapocino]

pisang yang masak
jangan dibawa belayar
suami yang tak tahan lasak
cahaya mata tak akan keluar..
Mesti Lasak, Mesti Gasak
Pasti Dapat Anak Kelak.

[Dino]

Buah Cempedak di luar pagar
Ambilkan galah tolong TUNJUKKAN
saya budak baru belajar
kalau salah tolong JOLOKKAN!

Sakkkitttt!!!!

[TingMS]

Buah Cempedak di luar pagar
Ambilkan galah tolong TUNJUKKAN
saya budak baru belajar
kalau salah tolong JOLOKKAN!


Buah Cempedak Di Dalam Pagar,
Ambil Galah Tolong Jolokan,
Cakap Saja Budak Baru Belajar....
Padahal... Anak Sudah Berderetan....

[Dino]

Buah Cempedak Di Dalam Pagar,
Ambil Galah Tolong Jolokan,
Cakap Saja Budak Baru Belajar....
Padahal... Anak Sudah Berderetan....

I think have to split this thread to the
"Buah Cempedak Di Dalam Pagar Thread"....What you think???
This cempedak seems to get jolok till berlubang loooorrrr.

[fishboy]

wei!!!!!!!! you wanna kena jolok is it????

[Dino]

Banyak udang banyak garam,
banyak orang banyak ragam.

[KoChun]

Ada garam di sebalik batu?

[KoChun]

Dino, your BM teacher is not bad, after all. :)

[Dino]

Siapa bodoh angkat tangan
siapa angkat dia bodoh
kalau tak bodoh jangan angkat tangan
kalau nak angkat juga angkatlah bodoh

[Voon Chan]

Ada garam di sebalik batu?
KoChun, Ada udang di sebalik batu (Not garam), Ada hantu di sebalik kubur.

[siewjang]

Satu, Dua, Tiga, Lekok
Siapa bodoh saya ketuk

[fishboy]

Satu, Dua, Tiga, Lekok
Siapa bodoh saya ketuk
kalau pandai you sayang???

[siewjang]

Sayang Sayang buah kepayang
Siapa pandai aku sayang

[Dino]

KoChun, Ada udang di sebalik batu (Not garam), Ada hantu di sebalik kubur.

Yah KoChun....Siapa ajar BM form 5???

[fishboy]

cikgu ajar betul.. kocun mimpi siang dalam kelas

[Rayhong]

Sayang Sayang buah kepayang
Siapa pandai aku sayang

is Kepayang even a buah?? what's it in english?

[fishboy]

in fuchow is called [EDIT]

[Voon Chan]

in fuchow is called ****fishboy, "[EDIT]" seem like a very familiar word to me. In ACS, a lot of student like to scold this word. Now I remember! If I am not wrong it refer to a male organ. Why on earth people scold another using word like that?

[KoChun]

Yah KoChun....Siapa ajar BM form 5???

Hey, tengok itu ? at the end of the statement? Main-main saja. My BM teacher? Cikgu Adli (if any of you know him).

[TingMS]

This is a good one :-

Jangan takut,jangan kuatir
Ini kentut,bukan petir !!..

heheheheeeee........

:cool:

[Alkapocino]

Ini kentut ala happyghost
kalau takut pakailah songkok.

[ausman]

Tenang-tenang air di laut
Sampan kolek mudik ke tanjung
Mengapa lelaki buncit perut
Macam perempuan sarat mengandung

[TingMS]

Tenang-tenang air di laut
Sampan kolek mudik ke tanjung
Mengapa lelaki buncit perut
Macam perempuan sarat mengandung


Tenang tenang air bukan di laut,
Sampan terbabas lagi terserong,
Aisay, Ausman, Lu Buncit perut,
Sebab takut pakai sarung.....


heheheheheeeeee

:cool:

[JC]

Jangan takut,jangan kuatir
Ini kentut,bukan petir !!..
Happyghost,
You really made me laugh like crazy with this... My wife thought I strike lottery!!

Bird, this pantun should be your signature....:D

[Dino]

This is a good one :-

Jangan takut,jangan kuatir
Ini kentut,bukan petir !!..

heheheheeeee........

:cool:

Yes, i believe we have a winner here!!!

[daBoss]

yep, i vote that one the bestest too :)

[Sila]

Siakap, senohong, gelama, ikan duri
Bercakap Bohong lama-lama mencuri

[Sila]

Siakap, senohong, gelama, ikan duri
Bercakap serong, lama-lama beri-beri

[Sila]

KoChun, Ada udang di sebalik batu (Not garam), Ada hantu di sebalik kubur.

i thought it was Ada udang di sebalik mee?

[KoChun]

Jangan takut,jangan kuatir
Ini kentut,bukan petir !!..


This one is The BEST. After reading and laughing, think of it also can still laugh. Thumbs up, Happyghost.

[Sila]

Jangan takut,jangan kuatir
Ini kentut,bukan petir !!..


dua tiga kucing berlari
mana nak sama si kucing belang
ya ya - i agree
semua pantun lain kalah, happyghost menang!

[Sila]

This one is The BEST. After reading and laughing, think of it also can still laugh. Thumbs up, Happyghost.

i laughed and laughed at this whole thread at work this morning. everyone was wondering what was wrong with me...

[TingMS]

Dear ladies and gentlemen,

It is indeed good to see that a two line simple pantun can bring so much laughter ....

Dino,

Got gold plated cho neng pui for me or not????

(trying to figure out too, when was the last time i laughed till my stomach cramped...)

Lompat si katak lompat
Lompat dalam perigi
Lari Cepat, kalau nak selamat,
Nanti I kentut lagi..

heheheeeee....

:cool:

[Dino]

dua tiga kucing berlari
mana nak sama si kucing belang
ya ya - i pun agree
Kentuk HappyGhost lah yang berbau sekali!!!!


Buah cempedak di luar pagar
Ambilkan galah tolong jolokkan
Jika HappyGhost kentuk lagi
Punggung HappyGhost dijolokkan lagi!!

[Voon Chan]

i thought it was Ada udang di sebalik mee?
Sila, Ada udang di sebalik mee??? Apa ini? Pergilah Penang, Cari lah Penang Prawn Mee. Di situlah udang di sebalik mee!

[Rayhong]

Jalan jalan ke Kuala Pilah
Singgah sebentar ke Tanjung Jati
Makan makan lupa nak kunyah
Taik keluar berkati kati...

[Rayhong]

This is a good one :-

Jangan takut,jangan kuatir
Ini kentut,bukan petir !!..
:

Makan telur berkodi kodi
Telur dimakan masuk ke perut
Urat kentot angin menjadi
Simpan sejenak dihujung bontut !!!

[Sila]

Sila, Ada udang di sebalik mee??? Apa ini? Pergilah Penang, Cari lah Penang Prawn Mee. Di situlah udang di sebalik mee!

dua tiga kucing berlari
mana nak sama si kucing belang
ada udang di sebalik mee
mari semua pergi ke penang

[Sila]

Jalan jalan ke Kuala Pilah
Singgah sebentar ke Tanjung Jati
Makan makan lupa nak kunyah
Taik keluar berkati kati...

adoiiiiii!!!! i love this thread!! :D

pulau pandan jauh ke tengah
tempat yang bagus pergi memancing
pantun kentut, gelak termengah-mengah
pantun taik, gelak sampai terkencing

[Rayhong]

adoiiiiii!!!! i love this thread!! :D

pulau pandan jauh ke tengah
tempat yang bagus pergi memancing
pantun kentut, gelak termengah-mengah
pantun taik, gelak sampai terkencing


BRAVO!!! BRAVO!!!!!!

[Sila]

thanks, ray, but it was only in response to your (and the other pantuns) did i think of that one..

[Hisham]

Jika HappyGhost kentut lagi
Punggung HappyGhost dijolokkan lagi!!

Can I draw this?

[Alkapocino]

Please draw it Fetid-ly :D

[Sila]

satu dua tiga lekuk
siapa kentut kena jolok

hmm...speaking of "fetid"...funny all this kentut came up

[Sila]

Jangan takut,jangan kuatir
Ini kentut,bukan petir !!..


Jangan takut, jangan khuatir
Biar kentut, jangan buasir!!

help! i'm trying to go to bed but keep thinking of pantuns...

[siewjang]

Sila sayang tidur
Esok lain hari
Jangan sampai kentut tidur
Nanti abang lari

Goood nighttttttttttt

[TingMS]

Achi, Achi, mari sini,
Tolong tukar tayar pancet,
Amoi, Amoi, kenapa langgar sana sini,
Siapa suruh simpan mata dalam kocek....

[Sila]

Sila sayang tidur
Esok lain hari
Jangan sampai kentut tidur
Nanti abang lari

Goood nighttttttttttt

thanks jang, for the good advise :).

makan terung, makan kerang
sungguh cenderung si siew jang!

[ausman]

guys and gals.... frankly I'm impressed with all of you on the pantun sini-sana....

wonder..... had any of your pantun gone into the book?

(should!)

shit....... still along way to bullshit in this forum to gain my new ...title....."KING"

[siewjang]

Ausman, Ausman, rajinlah sikit
Jangan asyik tanya title king
Telinga dengar pun sudah sakit
Kalau sampai target daBoss bagi title king

[ausman]

eh...eh...eh... ampun..tuanku.... berjuta ampun.. patik ini kurang upaya nak rajin....

tapi rajin di tempat kerja saya...ooi. :)

[KoChun]

patik ini kurang upaya nak rajin....


Cubalah Tongkat Ali :D

[Sila]

Cubalah Tongkat Ali :D

ausman jalan ke hulu, ke hilir
asyik whining nak title "king"
ni, kochun bagi tongkat ali
terus jadi "kena taruh king"

;)

[siewjang]

Ausman, Ausman asyik whinning
Mimpi nak dapat title king
Tongkat Ali cerita begini
Salah recipie jadi kena taruh king

[Sila]

jampi mentera nak jadi king
asap kemenyan berkepol-kepol
sebab nya ausman jadi kena taruh king
resipi tongkat ali campur kochun's nescafe gold

[Sila]

goyang kaki kerja hari ini
minah fikir nak pergi date
susun kata yang cantik dan funny
pantun memang susah nak translate

true story - i tried to show this thread to some of the people at work, and translate to english, in the end i was the one still laughing and my reputation for being the "crazy foreigner" has been increased berkali2 ganda la...

[siewjang]

omg :eek: you don't have to take all the trouble. Those kwai lo (orang putih) not worth it. haha.. can imagine you laugh your ass off. They sure thought you syok sendiri.

[Sila]

jang, that is about what happened - i gelak gila, diorang ingat saya gila. ah well... have to pity the kwai lohs for not understanding la.

minah cantik memakai sari
kain sari berela-ela
cuba share pantun dengan Barry
habis dia ingat saya yang gila

[siewjang]

Do you know what did the kwai lo called rambutan?????? Hairy fruits!... duhhh.... guess the durian will be thorny fruit?

[Sila]

Do you know what did the kwai lo called rambutan?????? Hairy fruits!... duhhh.... guess the durian will be thorny fruit?

:) as far as i know kwai lohs call rambutans "rambutan" and durians "durian". that's what it is at the international food stores. i think that's what rambutans and durians are called in other south east asian countries maybe? Thailand, Vietnam etc?

[Sila]

main badminton, BAM lah wira
nescafe gold jadikan petua
sekarang ni hati riang dan ria
kawan2, ramainya ahli aktif tahun sembilan puluh dua!