Fulat is Single

[song cm]

No offence to Escape owners but the design a bit dated leh. Anyway, their engine also a bit crap. they need a 2.3L to give it enuff juice to really have fun. Anyway, for me, if got budget, go for the new Harrier. very nice car. Sound system also damn good. New defination for a P*ssy Chaser!!

Fulat,

U R still single, right??

[Fulat]

Fulat,

U R still single, right??

Yes siree,

Got any nice, hot chick to introduce me?

[song cm]

Yes siree,

Got any nice, hot chick to introduce me?


Surely u don need my help, rite.......

Hey, enjoy while u can, man......

After dat....things will be different....


Right, daBoss? hehe

[natalie]

May be we should have a thread for singles to post their own details and requirement of partner..... :D Sounds like those Love & Romance website..... haha

[JC]

Yes siree,

Got any nice, hot chick to introduce me?

Friend.... Don't test drive too long.... :D

[song cm]

May be we should have a thread for singles to post their own details and requirement of partner..... :D Sounds like those Love & Romance website..... haha

Natalie,

Maybe u shd start the ball rolling......

[natalie]

Natalie,

Maybe u shd start the ball rolling......
Any advise and suggestion, everyone? where to place this thread? Annoucement? :p or KPC corner?

[Fulat]

Friend.... Don't test drive too long.... :D

I am not test driving. I am only using pirated software. Not the original where u got to pay to use and is tied with all the terms and conditions!! hahaha....

[Linkinfark]

I am not test driving. I am only using pirated software. Not the original where u got to pay to use and is tied with all the terms and conditions!! hahaha....

Still using pirated software?!! Nanti BSA come and raid you then you baru tahu! So when u wanna upgrade from Girlfriend V1.0 to Wife V1.0 ???!! :p

[Fulat]

Still using pirated software?!! Nanti BSA come and raid you then you baru tahu! So when u wanna upgrade from Girlfriend V1.0 to Wife V1.0 ???!! :p
Upgrade from girlfriend v1.0 to wife v1.0 no difference in usage and performance. Only difference if you need to pay monthly usage fees and there are lots of terms and conditions and the restrictions.

Guess if upgrade, then must be to Girlfriend V2.0!! hahaha.... at least got new features to explore minus the terms & conditions and the restrictions.

You expert in this wat? tak kan you dunno the difference right? I believe you use girlfriend v10 before u finally "forced" to legalize to wife v1.0? Nowadays I notice the restriction clause is very well enforced!! hahaha.....

[cireria]

it's all in the name... Fulat = SWL = software without license...

[Alkapocino]

Software without license also means ciplak = pirated = chee kai.

cireria sir, get ready to be burried alive by SWL's CD's, DVD's and Mini D's

God Bless You :)

[song cm]

it's all in the name... Fulat = SWL = software without license...

haha....or screw without license.... :D

[Rayhong]

Upgrade from girlfriend v1.0 to wife v1.0 no difference in usage and performance. Only difference if you need to pay monthly usage fees and there are lots of terms and conditions and the restrictions.

Guess if upgrade, then must be to Girlfriend V2.0!! hahaha.... at least got new features to explore minus the terms & conditions and the restrictions.....

haha.. nice description fulat.

anyway i'm sure all of you read this joke before but i'll post it anyway for the benefit of those who didn't, enjoy!

A software engineer wrote:

Subject: Failed Upgrade
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Smoking 10.3, Boozing 2.5 and Saturday Night Pubs 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications like Night Club 4.3, Dance 'n' Drink 2.0 and Bachelor Party 7.77.

I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on this program. Once I tried to uninstall Wife 1.0 but got this error: "General Protection Fault in module House Security. The Uninstallation will abort." Can you help me, please?

Here was the reply from Tech Support:

Re: Failed Upgrade
This is a very common problem among men, but it is due mostly to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program.

Wife 1.0 is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge Wife 1.0 from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system.

Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support;" this was given to you at time of registration with Wife 1.0. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. In fact I would suggest you use this command every time Wife 1.0 crashes on your system.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0 or Movies 4.5. Do not, under any circumstances, install Visual Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Recent surveys show add-ons like Visual Dress 2.0, Diamond Necklace 3.0, and A Quick Tour To Temple 1.0 are the best Third Party tools supported by Wife 1.0 to allow it to run smoothly and effectively.
Best of luck!

[siewjang]

haha....or screw without license.... :D
:eek: ........ :eek:

[Rayhong]

***** BUG WARNING ********



Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug.

If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient resources. Wife 1.1 will then spawn off the virus Lawyer 6.66 which, when activated, consumes all available resources and brings your system to its knees. The funny thing is, if you try to hide Mistress 1.1 in high memory, Wife 1.1 will eventually detect it and begin the process described above.

[Alkapocino]

it's all in the name... Fulat = SWL = software without license...

haha....or screw without license....

OMG... :eek: :eek: :eek:

Get ready for another MAYHEM!!! RUN!!!! Fulat will be here any minute.

[song cm]

OMG... :eek: :eek: :eek:

Get ready for another MAYHEM!!! RUN!!!! Fulat will be here any minute.

Alka,

You underestimated Fulat...
He would be totally cool about this....

Anyway, luckily I am in Penang.... :D

[ausman]

man with a title as "software licence manager" is using illegal stuff... man I must go and report to BSA now and get some $$$ (heard they pay well) for my current nesting place.....gee.

Thanks Fulat.

[Fulat]

You underestimated Fulat... He would be totally cool about this....
CM,

You are absolutely right. I am extremely cool about this. Anyway, is "Screwing Without License" something new? Anyway, this is Malaysia lah, where the gomen will give license for you to screw? In Sinjarpor maybe lah.

You can ask all the screw kings (ie, cireria/linkinfarker/Ausman/daBoss...?? hehe..). You go to Bukit Jalil, Kota Damansara or Subang Jaya screw shop, you think they all got license meh? As long as you are screwing someone who is not officially your wife, than you are screwing without license. So why is it so important to pay for a license? coz in licensing terms, you are actually paying for "usage rights"!! No kidding!! I am a Licensing Advisor and I know best!!

Once you sign the agreement, when you use you pay! if u dont use, u still pay. If you get fed up and wants to throw the product away by terminating the agreement, you need to pay for disposal fee (which is not cheap!!).

Therefore, the best solution is to "Screw Without License"!! hahaha....

[cireria]

Fulat, you've been talking to way too many bad clients...

[song cm]

CM,

You are absolutely right. I am extremely cool about this. Anyway, is "Screwing Without License" something new? Anyway, this is Malaysia lah, where the gomen will give license for you to screw? In Sinjarpor maybe lah.

You can ask all the screw kings (ie, cireria/linkinfarker/Ausman/daBoss...?? hehe..). You go to Bukit Jalil, Kota Damansara or Subang Jaya screw shop, you think they all got license meh? As long as you are screwing someone who is not officially your wife, than you are screwing without license. So why is it so important to pay for a license? coz in licensing terms, you are actually paying for "usage rights"!! No kidding!! I am a Licensing Advisor and I know best!!

Once you sign the agreement, when you use you pay! if u dont use, u still pay. If you get fed up and wants to throw the product away by terminating the agreement, you need to pay for disposal fee (which is not cheap!!).

Therefore, the best solution is to "Screw Without License"!! hahaha....


Haha.....

[Edited: direct identification],

Very well said. Indeed very good and valid points.
Yes, screwing w/o license does have its pros as you mentioned above.

But....on the other flip side of a coin....screwing with license (ur legal spouse) does also have its pros. I will not elaborate on them as it is a boring story as compared to yours but u understand where I am coming from, rite...

The point is dat most ppl will eventually proceed to the latter except for some exceptional cases...don't u agree? :D

[Linkinfark]

Upgrade from girlfriend v1.0 to wife v1.0 no difference in usage and performance. Only difference if you need to pay monthly usage fees and there are lots of terms and conditions and the restrictions.

Guess if upgrade, then must be to Girlfriend V2.0!! hahaha.... at least got new features to explore minus the terms & conditions and the restrictions.

You expert in this wat? tak kan you dunno the difference right? I believe you use girlfriend v10 before u finally "forced" to legalize to wife v1.0? Nowadays I notice the restriction clause is very well enforced!! hahaha.....

Ya man.. I upgraded my Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 liao.. I was using unlicensed copy before but now decided to go 'straight'.

Make sure you uninstall your Girlfriend v1.0 before you upgrade to Girlfriend v2.0, or else your candystick will hang from fishboy's Xmas tree!

[Linkinfark]

CM,

You are absolutely right. I am extremely cool about this. Anyway, is "Screwing Without License" something new? Anyway, this is Malaysia lah, where the gomen will give license for you to screw? In Sinjarpor maybe lah.

You can ask all the screw kings (ie, cireria/linkinfarker/Ausman/daBoss...?? hehe..). You go to Bukit Jalil, Kota Damansara or Subang Jaya screw shop, you think they all got license meh? As long as you are screwing someone who is not officially your wife, than you are screwing without license. So why is it so important to pay for a license? coz in licensing terms, you are actually paying for "usage rights"!! No kidding!! I am a Licensing Advisor and I know best!!

Once you sign the agreement, when you use you pay! if u dont use, u still pay. If you get fed up and wants to throw the product away by terminating the agreement, you need to pay for disposal fee (which is not cheap!!).

Therefore, the best solution is to "Screw Without License"!! hahaha....

Bukit Jalil got screw shop meh? So did you go there and legalize their 'software' or not??!

[fishboy]

Make sure you uninstall your Girlfriend v1.0 before you upgrade to Girlfriend v2.0, or else your candystick will hang from fishboy's Xmas tree!

hanging a candystick on x'mas tree is definitely more fun than smelling all the farts that is happening around..

[Linkinfark]

hanging a candystick on x'mas tree is definitely more fun than smelling all the farts that is happening around..
;)

[daLady]

You can ask all the screw kings (ie, cireria/linkinfarker/Ausman/daBoss...?? hehe..). You go to Bukit Jalil,...

Bukit Jalil got screw shop meh? So did you go there and legalize their 'software' or not??!

Warning!!! Corrupted files found! This thread is now being closely monitored by daBoss' Wife version 1.0 :D

[ausman]

wow.... da boss wife version 1.0 had a major warning error msg... can someone help up.... this is tooo technical....

[ausman]

........



shit.... I'm still long way to go to get my title........"KING"....

[Linkinfark]

wow.... da boss wife version 1.0 had a major warning error msg... can someone help up.... this is tooo technical....

Wah! Like got virus man! How come my antivirus don't work leh??!!

[siewjang]

Cos your anti virus doesn't reconise Wife version 1.0.

[Linkinfark]

Cos your anti virus doesn't reconise Wife version 1.0.

Shite! How come I didn't get the update when I upgraded! :mad:

[fishboy]

Shite! How come I didn't get the update when I upgraded! :mad:

you are using "wife" where as fulat still using "girlfriend"..that's why cannot detect..

[Linkinfark]

you are using "wife" where as fulat still using "girlfriend"..that's why cannot detect..

Ini macam you have to send me a patch file to update liao.. ;)

[ausman]

fishboy... wah u are so technically incline..... gee....

[ungsutiong]

My fellow comrades, can you run the programme in Vietnam or Cambodia? They are still using 486. I was told Fulat's Programme 69 can run in most 3rd world countries. Please assist...

[Linkinfark]

My fellow comrades, can you run the programme in Vietnam or Cambodia? They are still using 486. I was told Fulat's Programme 69 can run in most 3rd world countries. Please assist...

Fulat's company is smart. Programme in multi language. Can run in Thai, Chinese, Cambodian, Indon, Indian, Vietnamese etc.. No problem one. If you've any issues, just pay additional a bit to upgrade...

[Fulat]

Fulat's company is smart. Programme in multi language. Can run in Thai, Chinese, Cambodian, Indon, Indian, Vietnamese etc.. No problem one. If you've any issues, just pay additional a bit to upgrade...

Nothing to do with the software upgrade or my company lah. Most of the time, it is hardware problem so need to sent for service. I know lots of my "friends" go for service in Pandan Indah. They only charge labour for tuning only. No parts cost. Ask Linkinfart for more details. I believe Ungsutiong can also give some recommendations.