earth calling alka

[daBoss]

alka, i know you're reading this... get your ass in here now...

[KoChun]

Let's see whether he keeps his promise or not. We have many witnesses tonight, don't we?

[Hisham]

Alka! Why have you forsaken us!!!!

[Sila]

wow, ultraman, superman and fox mulder all want the godfather to come back!! :D how can he resist like this?? :D

[Dino]

Evil also asking now...Alka.....come back laaaa......

[shiruikage]

where he go? ask him come back giv me another mensa test! :cool:

[monay]

alkapocino... where hav u been? busy?

[Lava Gal]

oh Alka lurking around eh....if u dont come back, i'll revert to my confusing language full of shortforms gain:p
then Alka mus come in to challenge me gain, to type in full sentences...how??

[KoChun]

Lava, you got shortform language got improve meh? Tak perasan pun. :p

[vicky boy]

Lava, you got shortform language got improve meh? Tak perasan pun. :p
this is a good one..... hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaaaaaaa :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
wah u all know who is lurking around ah????? he also didnt logged in haow can u all assure its him????? ausman also stay around there rite.... could be the same IP address correct????

[Linkinfark]

Met Alka on Saturday, said tht he will be back with a vengeance after the Forum Party!! ALKAVENGEANCE!! :)

[ungsutiong]

Alka is doing some soul searching at this very moment. He met a gorgeous girl at Hotel Istana on the 17/9 & he really thinks that her lips look exactly like Amber Chia's lips. Sexy, pouting lips, luscious...etc & it's enuf to make alka drool. For the very 1st time in his life, he was lost for words all afternoon. He couldn't help but admire her with non-stop penetrating stare. 3 hours later, I met alka in Klang & he pretended to be drunk & intoxicated by alcohol. In actual fact, he was so obsessed with her lips that he talked non-stop in Klang. Everything he mentioned would end up with 'love', 'marriage', missed opportunities, 'king & queen' ...etc. Be it Amber Chia or Amber Chia look-alike, we hope Alka will get well soon.

[ausman]

Oh..... no wonder he was in cloud nine.... and ask for a kiss from Hijack queen (r they alike? ball)

[KoChun]

Demmmm, no wonder he talked so much in Klang. I thought he was drunk. Rupa-rupanya, kura-kura punya. :cheesy:

[Linkinfark]

Alka is doing some soul searching at this very moment. He met a gorgeous girl at Hotel Istana on the 17/9 & he really thinks that her lips look exactly like Amber Chia's lips. Sexy, pouting lips, luscious...etc & it's enuf to make alka drool. For the very 1st time in his life, he was lost for words all afternoon. He couldn't help but admire her with non-stop penetrating stare. 3 hours later, I met alka in Klang & he pretended to be drunk & intoxicated by alcohol. In actual fact, he was so obsessed with her lips that he talked non-stop in Klang. Everything he mentioned would end up with 'love', 'marriage', missed opportunities, 'king & queen' ...etc. Be it Amber Chia or Amber Chia look-alike, we hope Alka will get well soon.

Now tht you mentioned it, she does bear a slight resemblance to Amber Chia, pouty lips and all... ha ha... Too bad we didn't take a photo of her. Speaking of which, pls pm me yr email for the pic you took with what's her name.. unless you want me to post it here! :p

[Lava Gal]

Lava, you got shortform language got improve meh? Tak perasan pun. :p

baskeeettttttttt........last time worse k...u want me to revert isit? then...u can see the difference :rolleyes: :laugh:

[ausman]

Demmmm, no wonder he talked so much in Klang. I thought he was drunk. Rupa-rupanya, kura-kura punya. :cheesy:

I think he tot that HJ was the gal he saw during the day....

[ungsutiong]

Now tht you mentioned it, she does bear a slight resemblance to Amber Chia, pouty lips and all... ha ha... Too bad we didn't take a photo of her. Speaking of which, pls pm me yr email for the pic you took with what's her name.. unless you want me to post it here! :p
Err, just pm the address to u. pls don't share it here. As it's confidential, i'm confident u won't put it in the forum. thanks.

[ungsutiong]

Oh..... no wonder he was in cloud nine.... and ask for a kiss from Hijack queen (r they alike? ball)
After a few beers, every girl may look like amber chia to alka. By the way, i was sober enuf to remember it was Alka who kissed hijack Queen's hand & not vice versa. Infact, he didn't even ask for a kiss from her, he just wanted to kiss her hand. Were u sober that night?

[Lava Gal]

After a few beers, every girl may look like amber chia to alka. By the way, i was sober enuf to remember it was Alka who kissed hijack Queen's hand & not vice versa. Infact, he didn't even ask for a kiss from her, he just wanted to kiss her hand. Were u sober that night?
alka cium-cium tangan gain huh...

[ausman]

After a few beers, every girl may look like amber chia to alka. By the way, i was sober enuf to remember it was Alka who kissed hijack Queen's hand & not vice versa. Infact, he didn't even ask for a kiss from her, he just wanted to kiss her hand. Were u sober that night?

Agree with Ball... I was still quite myself.... but he was all over HQ.........cium tangan... some more in front of his wife and her hubby.....

[ungsutiong]

alka cium-cium tangan gain huh...
he did it in public in full view of our moderators.

[ungsutiong]

Agree with Ball... I was still quite myself.... but he was all over HQ.........cium tangan... some more in front of his wife and her hubby.....
If alka is doing it for the sake of Amber Chia, can someone post pics of Amber Chia for the sake of Alka? Alka need some help badly.

[siewjang]

Wah, you don't know how I felt when Alka cium-cium tangan. Sekali I turn my back, Mrs Alka standing behind me :confused: . Next time kena pandang kiri, kanan dan kiri lagi.

[Linkinfark]

I think he tot that HJ was the gal he saw during the day....

Uh.. who's HJ?? :blink:

[KoChun]

Uh.. who's HJ?? :blink:
Hijack Queen (Siew Jang). :)

I think Ausman is still a little drunk now, got everything mixed up.

[siewjang]

he did it in public in full view of our moderators.
To be exact, they are the admin ;) . Full censorship applied :laugh: *snip, snip

[ungsutiong]

Hijack Queen (Siew Jang). :)

I think Ausman is still a little drunk now, got everything mixed up.
He just defined "HANGOVER" :laugh:

[Linkinfark]

He just defined "HANGOVER" :laugh:

Ya, from HQ become HJ, what next, BJ?! :laugh:

[KoChun]

Ya, from HQ become HJ, what next, BJ?! :laugh:
Got to drink more Carlsberg. :cheesy:

[siewjang]

Ya, from HQ become HJ, what next, BJ?! :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[ungsutiong]

Where is Alka? Still dreaming of Amber Chia? Let me GUESS his favourite brand. Hmmm....is it really guess?

[KoChun]

Where is Alka? Still dreaming of Amber Chia? Let me GUESS his favourite brand. Hmmm....is it really guess?
He was with me for badminton and minum last night. GUESS what? He was still talking about the girl he met in KL. :amazed:

[vicky boy]

He was with me for badminton and minum last night. GUESS what? He was still talking about the girl he met in KL. :amazed:
so its HJ not HQ rite??????? aiyah... make ppl confuse nia...

[amelia7]

After so many posts, has Alka answered Earth's calling???? Aiyoh! Somebody better dragged him by the neck lah!!!

[Lava Gal]

use the hangman rope to pull alka back :p

[vicky boy]

use the hangman rope to pull alka back :p
i dun think it will work as well..... need something else..... like the look alike amber to be in here....

[KoChun]

i dun think it will work as well..... need something else..... like the look alike amber to be in here....
How about this?

http://www.thestar.com.my/hp/spotlight/2004/7/spot1907.jpg

http://www.sinchew-i.com/images/photo/2005/04/03/0032b.jpg

[May13]

cham liao loh ...

alka only 36 oredi significantly showing signs of a D.O.M.

cham, cham, dont spoil market image of 1986 ... :confused:

[ungsutiong]

How about this?

http://www.thestar.com.my/hp/spotlight/2004/7/spot1907.jpg

http://www.sinchew-i.com/images/photo/2005/04/03/0032b.jpg

Amber Chia....Mamma Mia....Santa Maria....Alka Ria....More pics of amber chia in the Star, Section 2 pg 2-3.

[monay]

Amber Chia....Mamma Mia....Santa Maria....Alka Ria....More pics of amber chia in the Star, Section 2 pg 2-3.
she is cute.... hey that face reminds me of my friend... and she's still single and a businesswoman. i will charge "angpow "for the introduction though....

[Lava Gal]

ahh haa...monay's fren is amber-chia lookalike ;)

[Alkapocino]

Amber Chia....Mamma Mia....Santa Maria....Alka Ria....More pics of amber chia in the Star, Section 2 pg 2-3.
This is too much. Way too much. Steve aching Ball really has his ways for gorgeous babes!!


alka only 36 oredi significantly showing signs of a D.O.M.

cham, cham, dont spoil market image of 1986
Don't worry darling, the only DOM I know is Benedictine D.O.M

[LiLiaN]

welcome back after a long MIA stint!

[Alkapocino]

Thanks. I'm back to give Ball Ung some competition. :-P

[KoChun]

Welcome back, Godfather. :)

[daBoss]

Welcome back, Godfather. :)
wah... godfather is back!!! everyone run for cover... :)

[Dino]

Thanks. I'm back to give Ball Ung some competition. :-P

Welcome back Sir!!!! Happy to have you around!! :)

[Sila]

godfather! long time no see!!? :D missed all the cium cium tangans... :laugh:

[Dino]

godfather! long time no see!!? :D missed all the cium cium tangans... :laugh:

Yeah!!! I remember that traumatic experience he had also!!!

[Sila]

Yeah!!! I remember that traumatic experience he had also!!!
eh,don't remind him lah! after he lari we blame you, ah?? :p

[Alkapocino]

Yeah!!! I remember that traumatic experience he had also!!!
If ever I have any regrets....THAT will be the ONLY one.
:sad-2:

[Lava Gal]

Yeah!!! I remember that traumatic experience he had also!!!
now i know why he went MIA lor...he ter-kissed any guys hand or not..thinking it was a gal's :p

[Sila]

If ever I have any regrets....THAT will be the ONLY one.
:sad-2:
hi alka! howsit going? apa cerita baru?

[Lava Gal]

If ever I have any regrets....THAT will be the ONLY one.
:sad-2:
apa jadi, Alka?

[Dino]

If ever I have any regrets....THAT will be the ONLY one.
:sad-2:

Nevermind......i kena ringworm on that spot liao!!! I also regret!! :p

[Sila]

Nevermind......i kena ringworm on that spot liao!!! I also regret!! :p
:laugh: :eek: :sick: all at once!! after the cium cium or what?

[Alkapocino]

missed all the kaki mamak...sila, lava, bola..etc.
:)

[Dino]

:laugh: :eek: :sick: all at once!! after the cium cium or what?

I think after kena cium-cium..... :rolleyes:

[Sila]

missed all the kaki mamak...sila, lava, bola..etc.
:)
yah! we had to go and make our own neslo and milo ais and stuff! :) good to have you back, alka..

[Lava Gal]

missed all the kaki mamak...sila, lava, bola..etc.
:)
i kaki mamak eh...hehe, never knew that :p
anyway...nice having u back...wat've you been up to? opening up new branches elsewhere??

[Alkapocino]

now i know why he went MIA lor...he ter-kissed any guys hand or not..thinking it was a gal's :p
Thagachi, please spare me from the torture! :o

[Alkapocino]

hi alka! howsit going? apa cerita baru?
Ahoy! Sila dah SM! I mean Super Mod. Congrats!

[Sila]

Ahoy! Sila dah SM! I mean Super Mod. Congrats!
terima kasih.. :)

[ungsutiong]

Ahoy! Sila dah SM! I mean Super Mod. Congrats!
Sila is the new SMS in town.

[TingMS]

Alk,

berapa tangan dah cium..

maklumlah dah lama hilang !!! ...

[Chris C]

Thambi Alky!! Good to have u back too!! :smile-2:

[Alkapocino]

Thambi Alky!! Good to have u back too!! :smile-2:
'Ang Mui Yarng' ..are you coming to the forum party?

[Chris C]

'Ang Mui Yarng' ..are you coming to the forum party?
If nothing comes out next month to stop me from coming, I'll be there......trying to 'drag' Page along......... :)

[Alkapocino]

Great! Looking forward to cium cium your tangan. :p

[Chris C]

Great! Looking forward to cium cium your tangan. :p
Great! I will not wash them starting from today......... :p :laugh:

[Chris C]

:crying: ....not coming for the party....hubby just called to tell me that his mum's b'day dinner is being brought forward a week earlier cos' his bro is going overseas end of next month....... :crying:

[LiLiaN]

oh no!!!!!! poor chris...

[Chris C]

oh no!!!!!! poor chris...
:crying: .....so near yet so far...... :crying:

[LiLiaN]

same day ah...? coz if not, can hop to one first then next day to go the other or something like that..?

[Chris C]

same day ah...? coz if not, can hop to one first then next day to go the other or something like that..?
..same day loh, just as I've dreaded......was keeping my fingers and toes crossed so that my in-laws would not change the date....looks like u and me can only join them in spirit...... :(

[LiLiaN]

ya lor... sigh....

[Alkapocino]

:crying: ....not coming for the party....hubby just called to tell me that his mum's b'day dinner is being brought forward a week earlier cos' his bro is going overseas end of next month....... :crying:
Ai say man! Hmmm...hopefully we'll bring to you the Forum Party 'live'. :p

[daBoss]

:crying: ....not coming for the party....hubby just called to tell me that his mum's b'day dinner is being brought forward a week earlier cos' his bro is going overseas end of next month....... :crying:
dem!!! i was looking forward to meet you in the party... :(

[Chris C]

Ai say man! Hmmm...hopefully we'll bring to you the Forum Party 'live'. :p
U trying to be nice, or actually rubbing salt into the wound??? :unsure: :crying:

dem!!! i was looking forward to meet you in the party...
:crying: ...so was I......

[Sila]

ya lor... sigh....
me too... :(

[Alkapocino]

Ummmm...like that how ar?

[ungsutiong]

sila, do u puasa in the states?
alka, the next time u buy kuih at the buka puasa stalls, please ajak us to makan sekali. Don't makan seorang.

[Voon Chan]

Alka, you are back in action
Great to see you in here
Keep it up!

[Alkapocino]

Alka, you are back in action
Great to see you in here
Keep it up!
Keep it up! Hmm..you mean all the time? Hahahaha....just kidding. Good to see you keeping KoChun's ass hot in post count. :laugh:

[Voon Chan]

Keep it up! Hmm..you mean all the time? Hahahaha....just kidding. Good to see you keeping KoChun's ass hot in post count. :laugh::laugh: , you are a real joker.

You should have seen LiLian chasing Kochun (in post count), it was so close.

[KoChun]

Keep it up! Hmm..you mean all the time? Hahahaha....just kidding. Good to see you keeping KoChun's ass hot in post count. :laugh:
I keep your ass hot tonight, chasing the shuttlecock all over the court.

You should have seen LiLian chasing Kochun...
Wow. :amused:

[Voon Chan]

I keep your ass hot tonight, chasing the shuttlecock all over the court.:laugh: , KC are chasing the shuttlecock or ass?

[KoChun]

:laugh: , KC are chasing the shuttlecock or ass?
I make him chase, not I chase hor. :p

[Alkapocino]

Eh VC, can update a bit...who's chasing who's ass now? Where is jcWong our post count umpire?

[Voon Chan]

I make his chase, not I chase hor. :pok, understand!

[Voon Chan]

Eh VC, can update a bit...who's chasing who's ass now? Where is jcWong our post count umpire?KC is chasing LiLiaN's now
Empire is too stress up to keep score now:laugh:

[KoChun]

Eh VC, can update a bit...who's chasing who's ass now? Where is jcWong our post count umpire?
jcwong kena chase by his boss, got lots of deadline to meet. Super stressed mah. :cheesy:

[Voon Chan]

jcwong kena chase by his boss, got lots of deadline to meet. Super stressed mah. :cheesy:Can you see any weight reduction or not?

[KoChun]

Can you see any weight reduction or not?
Long time never see him liao, so unable to answer your question.

[Alkapocino]

I think we should bring him for a SPA or something like that. Where's Ball? Will let him know jcWong needs a good massage.

[ungsutiong]

I think we should bring him for a SPA or something like that. Where's Ball? Will let him know jcWong needs a good massage.
Alka, why must you associate BALL with spa & massage. U should link BALL with football or other ball games i.e. golf, net ball ...etc

[Alkapocino]

Alka, why must you associate BALL with spa & massage. U should link BALL with football or other ball games i.e. golf, net ball ...etc
Sometimes people do foot reflexology with a spicky ball, massage their body with a roller ball and exercise with a bouncy ball. Didn't it occur to you how useful a ball can be?

[h2o]

Sometimes people do foot reflexology with a spicky ball, massage their body with a roller ball and exercise with a bouncy ball. Didn't it occur to you how useful a ball can be?
hmmmmm.... makes sense

[Alkapocino]

hmmmmm.... makes sense
You have good sense.

cium cium tangan Madam h2o.

[h2o]

You have good sense.

cium cium tangan Madam h2o.
whaaatt? u're at it again? dun madam me ah...
eh, pls take lotsa photos at the pool party k?

[Alkapocino]

whaaatt? u're at it again? dun madam me ah...
eh, pls take lotsa photos at the pool party k?
I will Babe.

Won't miss taking pics of Fulat's bottom and jcWong's top. Just for you. :D

[h2o]

I will Babe.

Won't miss taking pics of Fulat's bottom and jcWong's top. Just for you. :D
why?

[Alkapocino]

why?
Fulat has flat-top and jcWong flat-bottom. That's why!!!!!

[h2o]

Fulat has flat-top and jcWong flat-bottom. That's why!!!!!
i see... so u r going to cut n paste.....
can't wait to see :D

[ungsutiong]

Alka can now play cut & paste, touch 'n' go, cium cium tangan....etc. Very talented in multi task. Very handy indeed.