ACS 007:No One (but the Stud Kings) Live Forever

[WitchKing]

SHHHH! NO TALKING IN THE CINEPLEX UNTIL THE OPENING CREDITS ARE DONE OKAY!


Albert R Mangosteen Present

A James Ngabond Feature Presentation

ACS 007:No One (but the Stud Kings) Live Forever

[song cm]

*song turning off his handphone*

[WitchKing]

Starring

James Nga (the new and improved 007)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/nazlan/Picture_0011.jpg

- no more puny Walter PPK, lightsaber is the new License to Kill -

Old quote : "Have Gun, Will Travel'
New quote : "My Walter, Now Longerrr..."

[Linkinfark]

*Linkinfark munching popcorn and sipping cola... set phone into silent mode*

[song cm]

*song tryin to nick some of linkin's pop*

[WitchKing]

Guest Starring :

The Love Doctor

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/nazlan/hobbes.jpg

As 'Miao' - Gadget Specialist to 007, with years of previous experience as Doctor of Gyno

Quote : '007, I told you to STOP SWINGING THAT THING AROUND!!!!'



Sila

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/nazlan/bloodrayne5.jpg

As 'Bloodrayne' - Second cousin to 'Miho'; just worst when you mention the word 'madu' (eviscerated corpses around are all 'kayu tiga' men)

Quote : "I like my KNIVES....dont you?"

[WitchKing]

* shit! projector rosak, technician went friday prayers, must wait till he comes back!!**

[Linkinfark]

* shit! projector rosak, technician went friday prayers, must wait till he comes back!!**

AWWWWW MAN!! Song finished my popcorn!! Break for lunch then...

[t-wei]

.....and still waiting

[WitchKing]

Featuring..

Athena

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/nazlan/saurathena.jpg

As 'Saurothena' - dropped in from another movie set next door

Quote - 'I CANT BREATH IN THIS THING!!!'



Lavanya

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/nazlan/449960p4.jpg

As 'Lavagirl' - ........Whats with the purple hair ??? :huh:

Quote - 'Relationship? - you could get burned bad, sweetheart'

[song cm]

AWWWWW MAN!! Song finished my popcorn!! Break for lunch then...


hmm...yummy.... :laugh:

[Chris C]

Psssssttttt..........where's my sit??? :smile-2:

[song cm]

D4...on my lap.... :eek:

[Chris C]

D4...on my lap.... :eek:
:p :p :p

[song cm]

:p :p :p

b carefull...don damage it....

[Chris C]

b carefull...don damage it....
Damage wot??????? :blink: ........your nose? :p

[song cm]

Damage wot??????? :blink: ........your nose? :p
no...my belly....okok, beter not hijack naz cinema

naz, more pics pls....

[Voon Chan]

Very interesting!

[WitchKing]

Special Guest Star:

Super Mod Song

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/nazlan/friends1.jpg

As 'Agent J' - The Ultimate Ladies Man, but only has eyes for 'M'

Quote - '...heyyy, how YOUUU dOOOINNN...!'


Chris C

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/nazlan/ma006.jpg

As 'M' - The Leader of Spy Agency, Used to be an agent herself called....err, actually better not say-lah, sound funny wan

Quote - 'You cant handle me, boy. I'm too much woman for the likes of you...'

[song cm]

WOW....i am getting hot......

[Voon Chan]

WOW....i am getting hot......me, more hot
(no air-cond)

[WitchKing]

Hisham

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/nazlan/Hish.jpg

As 'Overlord' - Lead Gadget Tester for Miao, sometime aso test ON Miao

Quote - ......'APEKEJADAH!!'.......

[Hisham]

Hisham

APEKEJADAHNYEEE!!!!
:laugh:

[WitchKing]

And Finally....Introducing

The WitchKing
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/nazlan/wiki-armor.jpg
AS ...... a soon to be dead guy for posting these up!!!!


Quote - 'No, I dont have any last words'


Opening credits done....so now, 'Whose Line Is It Anyways??'

[Voon Chan]

Grat Work WK!
Keep IT up!

[Chris C]

Special Guest Star:

Super Mod Song

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/nazlan/friends1.jpg

As 'Agent J' - The Ultimate Ladies Man, but only has eyes for 'M'

Quote - '...heyyy, how YOUUU dOOOINNN...!'


Chris C

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/nazlan/ma006.jpg

As 'M' - The Leader of Spy Agency, Used to be an agent herself called....err, actually better not say-lah, sound funny wan

Quote - 'You cant handle me, boy. I'm too much woman for the likes of you...'



ROFL........... :laugh: .dik!........u just made my day!!!!!

[athena]

http://hr.tamu.edu/whatsnew/applause.GIF

[Hisham]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/arctrooperbum/acs/applausesmall6xt.gif

[WitchKing]

WOW....i am getting hot......

Song, I thot you cant see photobucket??

[Voon Chan]

Naz, bring out those power tools

[t-wei]

done with the intro..what about story line?

[Linkinfark]

Special Guest Star:

Super Mod Song

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/nazlan/friends1.jpg

As 'Agent J' - The Ultimate Ladies Man, but only has eyes for 'M'

Quote - '...heyyy, how YOUUU dOOOINNN...!'


Chris C

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/nazlan/ma006.jpg

As 'M' - The Leader of Spy Agency, Used to be an agent herself called....err, actually better not say-lah, sound funny wan

Quote - 'You cant handle me, boy. I'm too much woman for the likes of you...'



I thought Octopussy was out of commission?! Making a comeback keh?! :amused:

[WitchKing]

I thought Octopussy was out of commission?! Making a comeback keh?! :amused:

LKF Said IT!! IT WASNT ME OKAY?!

[Chris C]

:blink: is someone making fun of someone? :blink: :blink:

[Linkinfark]

:blink: is someone making fun of someone? :blink: :blink:

Eh.. sort of? Was referring to the pic Naz posted.... hopefully ur not offended? :unsure:

[Chris C]

Eh.. sort of? Was referring to the pic Naz posted.... hopefully ur not offended? :unsure:
Oh, u're toking about me ah.........no, not offended........I let my faithfull adik deal with u! Dik, don't have to give me face......I wanna hear more screams!!! :laugh: :p

[Linkinfark]

Oh, u're toking about me ah.........no, not offended........I let my faithfull adik deal with u! Dik, don't have to give me face......I wanna hear more screams!!! :laugh: :p

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo....... not the butter and power tool again!!! :worried:

[WitchKing]

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo....... not the butter and power tool again!!! :worried:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/nazlan/9416.jpg

beautiful blue eyes..........Susahlah Sis, he's such a hit with the ladies now, such a shame to mess up the face so soon wannn...I go get Dino okay?

[Chris C]

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo....... not the butter and power tool again!!! :worried:
Muahahahahahahahaha.................... :p

[WitchKing]

done with the intro..what about story line?

...i only got so far as funding for the opening credits..... :squeeze:

[Chris C]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/nazlan/9416.jpg

beautiful blue eyes..........Susahlah Sis, he's such a hit with the ladies now, such a shame to mess up the face so soon wannn...I go get Dino okay?
Then, mess somewhere else....... :laugh: :p

[LiLiaN]

bravo! bravo!! bravo!!! :D

[song cm]

Song, I thot you cant see photobucket??

haha...u r rite...i cant...but i still feel hot....

anyway, can see know....Joey, aiyah, i think i am more of the Chandler type

[athena]

haha...u r rite...i cant...but i still feel hot....

anyway, can see know....Joey, aiyah, i think i am more of the Chandler type
haha...why do u think you're more 'chandler' than joey? haha...last time, my friends sent me a test...i was monica!! hehe...you wanna do the test? i google for u!

[song cm]

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo....... not the butter and power tool again!!! :worried:

am i missing something?? :confused:

[song cm]

haha...why do u think you're more 'chandler' than joey? haha...last time, my friends sent me a test...i was monica!! hehe...you wanna do the test? i google for u!

haha...does it mean we r a couple....ok, send me the test to my yahoo email

[athena]

haha...does it mean we r a couple....ok, send me the test to my yahoo email
ok ok...:) hehe...

Friends Quiz (http://www.shanemcdonald.com/laughs/l-which-friends-character-are-you.html)

put here only la...i lazy la wanna email u!

[Lava Gal]

WOW's daWord, WK....*clap clap clap clap clap clap clap......"

eagerly waiting for story now, who's d director huh?? scriptwriter...?

[song cm]

ok ok...:) hehe...

Friends Quiz (http://www.shanemcdonald.com/laughs/l-which-friends-character-are-you.html)

put here only la...i lazy la wanna email u!

haha...tks....

aiseh, WK was rite...I am Joey.... :laugh:

[LiLiaN]

i have a feeling i'm a monica... let me try the test....
...
...
...
...
...
yup, confirmed, i'm a monica...!

[Lava Gal]

ooppps...too many monicas... and me oso another one, haha...btw ath, tanx 4 sharing d link here, rather than email...now more ppl get to try ma;)

k k before someone flame me with lightsaber...back to topic ya!

NAZLAN, where's LILIAN & ARTEMIS, my dear...they were in the list James NgaBond mentioned in the other thread...

[Lava Gal]

Relationship?
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y167/smileyes/Volcanoe.bmp
You could get burned real bad, SWeeTHeaRT... :laugh: by the flaming volcanoe's lava! ;)
Featuring..


Lavanya

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/nazlan/449960p4.jpg

As 'Lavagirl' - ........Whats with the purple hair ???

Quote - 'Relationship? - you could get burned bad, sweetheart'
Purple hair??? Out of slumber...so transition colour from blue (sleeping) to red (flaming hot)

[WitchKing]

ooppps...too many monicas... and me oso another one, haha...btw ath, tanx 4 sharing d link here, rather than email...now more ppl get to try ma;)

k k before someone flame me with lightsaber...back to topic ya!

NAZLAN, where's LILIAN & ARTEMIS, my dear...they were in the list James NgaBond mentioned in the other thread...


For Lillian, I was trying to find a pic of Denise Richards in a lab suit (you know, 'brainy sexy siren') but tarak jumpa. Mebbe I put them in the ending credits....if this thread ever gets one :wacko:

[WitchKing]

haha...u r rite...i cant...but i still feel hot....

anyway, can see know....Joey, aiyah, i think i am more of the Chandler type

You want a boobie or a nubbin now??

[WitchKing]

haha...tks....

aiseh, WK was rite...I am Joey.... :laugh:

We both Joeys!!!

[Lava Gal]

so brudder...when is d movie starting?? *yawn....*

[WitchKing]

so brudder...when is d movie starting?? *yawn....*

budget dah habis laa.....sampai opening credit jee, kalau nak cerita, we just wing it ler, ala ala Whose Line Is It Anyway..~!

[Lava Gal]

hmmm...sounds good...but muz wait for HeRo to masuk "scene" dulu la

[Sila]

omg! i just read this!!! witchking - 2 thumbs up!! in fact i give you 4 thumbs up, including my 2 big toes!! :laugh:

[Sila]

i have a feeling i'm a monica... let me try the test....
...
...
...
...
...
yup, confirmed, i'm a monica...!
i'm a phoebe. funny thing is - my college roomies always thought that was true! :p

[song cm]

no rachel so far??

[LiLiaN]

she's too pretty for me to play pretend her lar...

[WitchKing]

she's too pretty for me to play pretend her lar...

I think i need to loan YOU my another helmet to boost your self-esteem like athena....then i will pass to Hisham aka Overlord for his 'custom' fitting process
. :eek: :p

[Voon Chan]

WK, are you going to get me a helmet soon?
It look trendy to have one

[WitchKing]

WK, are you going to get me a helmet soon?
It look trendy to have one

Okay I get one 4u next week.

[Voon Chan]

Okay I get one 4u next week.Yeah! Finally
Thank Naz
Please give me some goodies too

[WitchKing]

uh-Oh! Lavanya just decided to call herself Lava Gal. Remember dear, you can imagine shooting molten magma all you want...but for goodness sake come down from the KL tower....YOU CANT FLY, WOMAN!!!!!

[vicky boy]

wahliau eh..... how can i miss this thread..... kudos nazzie

[Lava Gal]

uh-Oh! Lavanya just decided to call herself Lava Gal. Remember dear, you can imagine shooting molten magma all you want...but for goodness sake come down from the KL tower....YOU CANT FLY, WOMAN!!!!!
hahahhahaa.....LMAO... :laugh:

[Lava Gal]

btw...i tot it was twin tower :p...KL tower nia?

[vicky boy]

btw...i tot it was twin tower :p...KL tower nia?
twin tower??? y not twin peak??????

[Sila]

no rachel so far??
hey strangely enough i seem to have converted to Monica overnight!! i took the test 3 times today!!! hint that i need to clean the house kot?

[Lava Gal]

twin tower??? y not twin peak??????
guess tatz y i have twin greenies! :eek: :cheesy:

[LiLiaN]

hey strangely enough i seem to have converted to Monica overnight!! i took the test 3 times today!!! hint that i need to clean the house kot?must be that cooking option i tell ya... ;)

[Sila]

must be that cooking option i tell ya... ;)
i clicked the same options yesterday, i thought?? dunno how lah. maybe i was channeling phoebe yesterday and today having to clean the house and bake bread i am channeling monica?? :p

[vicky boy]

too many interesting casting..... where is the script?????????????

[LiLiaN]

i clicked the same options yesterday, i thought?? dunno how lah. maybe i was channeling phoebe yesterday and today having to clean the house and bake bread i am channeling monica?? :phmm... maybe... so tomorrow are you going to channel a rachel..? :D

[Sila]

hmm... maybe... so tomorrow are you going to channel a rachel..? :D
not interested in fashion or ross...cannot channel rachel liao... ;)

[LiLiaN]

not interested in fashion or ross...cannot channel rachel liao... ;)hmm... you can be fabulous (and you are fantabulous) so can lar... ;)

[vicky boy]

hmm... maybe... so tomorrow are you going to channel a rachel..? :D
hahahaha sila...... just channel to freinds and u will have the bunch in there.......... song also in there....

[Sila]

hmm... you can be fabulous (and you are fantabulous) so can lar... ;)
awwww... :o make me shy oni... :o

[Lava Gal]

too many interesting casting..... where is the script?????????????
Naz takde budget...so u wanna take over, Vic?

[Chris C]

awwww... :o make me shy oni... :o
I second-ing Lil's statement.......... :smile-2:

[Sila]

I second-ing Lil's statement.......... :smile-2:
:o :o *wordless for once*

[vicky boy]

awwww... :o make me shy oni... :o
no sila.... u are truely one hot babe.............

[Sila]

no sila.... u are truely one hot babe.............
awwwww :o

and omg, buaya trainee on full blast tonight, hor?? :p

[vicky boy]

wah so many supporters... thanks so much... but i think i will leave it to naz.... aint wanna overwrite him...... he is my hero in this.... no one can beat him......

[LiLiaN]

he's buaya king by now, no longer a trainee... :laugh:

[Sila]

he's buaya king by now, no longer a trainee... :laugh:
this one i second!!! :laugh:

[vicky boy]

awwwww :o

and omg, buaya trainee on full blast tonight, hor?? :p
emm... blame it all on the sulphur........................

[vicky boy]

he's buaya king by now, no longer a trainee... :laugh:
since when i am a trainee... always a king wert......

[Chris C]

emm... blame it all on the sulphur........................
:laugh: I thot sulphur can give allergies, me allergic to them, but turning a person into a buaya.....1st time I hear this...... :eek:

[vicky boy]

:laugh: I thot sulphur can give allergies, me allergic to them, but turning a person into a buaya.....1st time I hear this...... :eek:
hahahahah u can tell me about that again........ hahahahahahahhahahahahhaaaa

[Voon Chan]

:laugh: I thot sulphur can give allergies, me allergic to them, but turning a person into a buaya.....1st time I hear this...... :eek:I am allergic to it too:(

[Linkinfark]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/linkinfark/Friends-Chandler.jpg

[Voon Chan]

We are friends!

[Linkinfark]

WK, are you going to get me a helmet soon?
It look trendy to have one

Will this helmet do? :p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/linkinfark/spaceballs.jpg

[Voon Chan]

Will this helmet do? :p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/linkinfark/spaceballs.jpgcan see clearly

[WitchKing]

can see clearly

He wont be able to breath in this thing!

[Voon Chan]

He wont be able to breath in this thing!I am still waiting for WK to grant me a helmet

[Linkinfark]

He wont be able to breath in this thing!
Tht's why he's gotta wear it like this!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/linkinfark/spaceballs1.jpg

May the Schwartz be with you!!

[Voon Chan]

Tht's why he's gotta wear it like this!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/linkinfark/spaceballs1.jpg

May the Schwartz be with you!!this helmet damn uglylah

[Lava Gal]

WK has d bestest helmet round....cannot beat his one for sure lor

[Voon Chan]

Would you like to have one?

[Lava Gal]

if its a nice one...why not :D

[Voon Chan]

if its a nice one...why not :DPM WK to order for one

[noname]

ahahaha. this is good one. kudos to stud king... :D

[Voon Chan]

I am glad you like itahahaha. this is good one. kudos to stud king... :D

[Linkinfark]

Was going thru this again and find it hilarious! Nobody does 'opening credits' like Naz does!;)
So bump it for the benefit of the latecomers..

[Chris C]

Was going thru this again and find it hilarious! Nobody does 'opening credits' like Naz does!;)
So bump it for the benefit of the latecomers..
Agree with u!....one of my fav' thread.....:D

[ungsutiong]

Was going thru this again and find it hilarious! Nobody does 'opening credits' like Naz does!;)
So bump it for the benefit of the latecomers..
Naz, please do a sequel.......:)
Do a better intro of Bond Girls.....;)

[Linkinfark]

Naz, please do a sequel.......:)
Do a better intro of Bond Girls.....;)
Eh. you cannot simply just ask him to do sequel.. you must come up with the sponsorship and backing mah.. I'm sure you can obtain the funding with the jalan you have! ;)
Then u can be executive producer - Albert Ballung

[ungsutiong]

Eh. you cannot simply just ask him to do sequel.. you must come up with the sponsorship and backing mah.. I'm sure you can obtain the funding with the jalan you have! ;)
Then u can be executive producer - Albert Ballung
Ok OK I'll provide funding for the casting of Bond Girls. :p

[Linkinfark]

Ok OK I'll provide funding for the casting of Bond Girls. :p
Can I be the casting director then??!! please please sweet please! ;)

[Chris C]

:laugh: ....now if this jalan, must not miss then.....:p

[Linkinfark]

:laugh: ....now if this jalan, must not miss then.....:p
Definitely will campaign for your return as M! :p

[Voon Chan]

Sis, are you acting?
Soon, you are Going to be famous like that Latuk

[Chris C]

Definitely will campaign for your return as M! :p
:laugh: ....outdated liao.....thot u guys prefer young bloods, no?:rolleyes:

Sis, are you acting?
Soon, you are Going to be famous like that Latuk
....not sure about latuk, but i'm pretty sure i'll be a nenek earlier than all of u.....:laugh:

[ungsutiong]

Can I be the casting director then??!! please please sweet please! ;)
Director, please explain your casting procedures in this forum to attract potential Bond Heroines. I don't want foul play, no hanky panky. Everything must be transparent. :p (wah.....macam serious)

[Voon Chan]

Congratulation Sis.
BTW, can tumpang jadi grand uncle or not:p

[Chris C]

Congratulation Sis.
BTW, can tumpang jadi grand uncle or not:p
:laugh: ....when the time arrives, will let u know...:D

[Voon Chan]

Thank you in advance:) :laugh: ....when the time arrives, will let u know...:D

[Linkinfark]

Director, please explain your casting procedures in this forum to attract potential Bond Heroines. I don't want foul play, no hanky panky. Everything must be transparent. :p (wah.....macam serious)

1) Look good in tight t and shorts.
2) Able to speak without ah lian accent.
3) Able to perform own stunts.
4) Able to stand JCWong's hands when trying on wardrobe.
5) refer #1

[WitchKing]

The estate of the Witchking regrets to inform that success in forum movie directing has gone to his head. Losing touch with reality, he has taken to meditating in Pulau Besar Johor to munch M&Ms chocolate all day long in the belief that it will make him grow chest hair in order for him to direct himself as James Bondage as well as to smother himself in chocolate fluid in the hope that Denise Richards will lick him clean...just dont mention that in the meanwhile an aardvark is doing the job. Please try to keep a distance from him in the meanwhile, he has already shot Craig David thinking he was Daniel Craig...of course we can all see how an honest mistake like that can happen.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/nazlan/craig_203_3.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/nazlan/danielcraig.jpg

:) thanks for the bump and compliments and request to continue the movie, fellas. but i think I better quit while I'm ahead.....

'Nowww Denise, where were we?'

[ungsutiong]

Aisay, Naz, how to proceed without your talent? Drop it? U just dropped the bomb. Anyway, happy munching M&Ms & happy licking. :D

[James Nga]

Movie will be out soon...................... Encourage all to see the New Bond... in the movie cinema or ......................buy pirate DVDs.............. :laugh:

[WitchKing]

Movie will be out soon...................... Encourage all to see the New Bond... in the movie cinema or ......................buy pirate DVDs.............. :laugh:

Onestly laa James, can you see DC as Bond material.......????????????

[James Nga]

Onestly laa James, can you see DC as Bond material.......????????????


Dunno lah.................................... :blink:

But looks can be deceptive and of course, modern make up can make that person better or nearer to the true Bond.................. :noworry:

[WitchKing]

Dunno lah.................................... :blink:

But looks can be deceptive and of course, modern make up can make that person better or nearer to the true Bond.................. :noworry:

There is NO WAY IN HADES that DC will ever pass off as a Bond...what's wrong with the casting people? Had their contact lenses cleaned while going thru the candidates list!!!?