New Things I found....

[Zazu]

Firstly some medical jokes:

Actual writings on hospital charts:

1. She has no rigors or shaking chills , but her husband
states she was very hot in bed last night.

2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for
over a year.

3. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third
day it disappeared.

4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also
appears to be depressed.

5. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me
in 1993.

6. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.

7. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally
alert butforgetful.

8. The patient refused autopsy.

9. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

10. Patient has left white blood cells at another
hospital.

11. Patient's medical history has been remarkably
insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past
three days.

12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for
lunch.

13. She is numb from her toes down.

14. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

15. The skin was moist and dry.

16. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

17. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

18. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

19. She stated that she had been constipated for most of
her life, until she got a divorce.

20. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car
for physical therapy.

21. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and
accommodation.

22. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus
sized.

23. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

24. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he
took a job as a stock broker instead.

25. Skin: somewhat pale but present.

26. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

27. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt
we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

28. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

29. Patient has two teenage children, but no other
abnormalities.

[Odysseus]

Zazu, is this from Malaysia hospitals?

[Zazu]

don't think so.... but malaysian one should be also like thatlah... esp our poor command of english

[Zazu]

Read it here... it's a brand new one....

http://limkitsiang.blogspot.com/

[siewjang]

Is this hoax?

[Odysseus]

Read it here... it's a brand new one....

http://limkitsiang.blogspot.com/
Zazu, Thanks but I can access blogspot from office la... kena block already. I wonder what he wanna write cos he has all the space in DAP online already. Maybe wanna make it look more personal to reach out to fence sitters among the young ones. Do you read jeffooi.com?

[Zazu]

Zazu, Thanks but I can access blogspot from office la... kena block already. I wonder what he wanna write cos he has all the space in DAP online already. Maybe wanna make it look more personal to reach out to fence sitters among the young ones. Do you read jeffooi.com?


maybe for political reasons.... but i find alternative attractive... it's always good to question.

[Zazu]

while i do not personally condone this behaviour.... it tells us about reality in life.
read it without prejudice and learn.

http://www.sixthseal.com/

[NHLee]

don't think so.... but malaysian one should be also like thatlah... esp our poor command of english
Interesting med. case, Zazud. Imagine every hosp. in throughout the country having cases like this!!...Administrator might pengsan liao.

[NHLee]

Zazu, Thanks but I can access blogspot from office la... kena block already. I wonder what he wanna write cos he has all the space in DAP online already. Maybe wanna make it look more personal to reach out to fence sitters among the young ones. Do you read jeffooi.com?

Les, can we join MCA member? Any kan tau? :)

[Zazu]

Is this hoax?

don't think so

[amelia7]

Pray tell, why would u want to join the MCA??? :)
Les, can we join MCA member? Any kan tau? :)

[Zazu]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1927/23rdpsalm18hy.jpg


found it long time ago but it is still nice!

[Lava Gal]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for
lunch.
wow....new dish ke anorexia tu...i oso want to try..

18. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

23. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
wow...so all those with neck swelling should get a PR (per rectal examination) done huh :rolleyes:

LOVER FUNCTION...wow...is there a new lab test to test for that...wonder how its done

hahaha

[Odysseus]

Les, can we join MCA member? Any kan tau? :)
I am only a party animal.... nothing to do with MCA, MIC, UMNO or DAP :p

[NHLee]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

wow....new dish ke anorexia tu...i oso want to try..


wow...so all those with neck swelling should get a PR (per rectal examination) done huh :rolleyes:

LOVER FUNCTION...wow...is there a new lab test to test for that...wonder how its done

hahaha
Sounds macam erectile dysfunction!

[NHLee]

I am only a party animal.... nothing to do with MCA, MIC, UMNO or DAP :p
Born free is the best..no string attached (no politik) :)

[NHLee]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1927/23rdpsalm18hy.jpg


found it long time ago but it is still nice!
I loves those Shepherds. Majestic 4 legged!

[shiruikage]

I loves those Shepherds. Majestic 4 legged!
best dog in the world. move over lassie!

[NHLee]

Pray tell, why would u want to join the MCA??? :)
I thought it is for our chinese. Any tale to tell about?.sorry..have been away from home for too long.

[NHLee]

best dog in the world. move over lassie!
Lassie is actually a kind of sheep dog with shaggy hair. They put their life for work...seen that in Aust. farms. Very dedicative ones.

[shiruikage]

Lassie is actually a kind of sheep dog with shaggy hair. They put their life for work...seen that in Aust. farms. Very dedicative ones.
yeah i know.....alsations rulezzzz!!!!!

[Lava Gal]

juz wonder...anyone fancy bulldogs?

[NHLee]

juz wonder...anyone fancy bulldogs?
I say retriever is the best lah. The golden ones...can catch stick evrytime... :D

[NHLee]

juz wonder...anyone fancy bulldogs?
Body is ok but their face is a freak of nature!!

[Lava Gal]

I say retriever is the best lah. The golden ones...can catch stick evrytime... :D
true to their name uh :)

[Odysseus]

I thought it is for our chinese. Any tale to tell about?.sorry..have been away from home for too long.
You got the answer in your question.... :eek: Seek and u shall find the answer...

[Cyberkahuna]

Zazu, Thanks but I can access blogspot from office la... kena block already. I wonder what he wanna write cos he has all the space in DAP online already. Maybe wanna make it look more personal to reach out to fence sitters among the young ones. Do you read jeffooi.com?

... Yong Thian Kong says "Hello" from USA. While I was enjoying the garden spa in Vegas with Yong Thian Kong (Jimmy) from Atlanta who came to visit, I mentioned to him about the forum. So your name pops up, his ice cold beer fell into the hot spa.. and he said... My Gulley..... I know Leslie Ho.. he is also a scout....and kept on rambling about his scouts stories....until I cannot "tahan".. and jumped into the nearby pool.......I guess he got the message.. hahaha.. I invited him to the forum, but he's more interested in checking out the recent badminton tournament (IBF) in Anaheim. I said, when you get back to Atlanta.. get on the computer and start foruming ya... He said, I think you better help me to say hello.....I guess at home, he has no time.. co's he plays bedminton.

[Lava Gal]

welcome back, Cyberk....long time no see u in action!!

... Yong Thian Kong says "Hello" from USA. While I was enjoying the garden spa in Vegas with Yong Thian Kong (Jimmy) from Atlanta who came to visit, I mentioned to him about the forum. So your name pops up, his ice cold beer fell into the hot spa.. and he said... My Gulley..... I know Leslie Ho.. he is also a scout....and kept on rambling about his scouts stories....until I cannot "tahan".. and jumped into the nearby pool.......I guess he got the message.. hahaha.. I invited him to the forum, but he's more interested in checking out the recent badminton tournament (IBF) in Anaheim. I said, when you get back to Atlanta.. get on the computer and start foruming ya... He said, I think you better help me to say hello.....I guess at home, he has no time.. co's he plays bedminton.

plz tell me that u r exaggerating...d part bout u jumping :laugh:

btw BEDminton??? in other words, u mean he's working real hard huh?
OMG....realli need to wash ur brains la guys....day-by-day...the "terminologies" are mushrooming :p

[shiruikage]

lol....u learn something new everyday. BEDminton!LOL i cant even begin to imagine. :p

[Lava Gal]

this game has net, racket & stuttlecock??

[shiruikage]

this game has net, racket & stuttlecock??
fishnet stockings, making a racket in town and a bang full of shuttlecock.

so this is a game on the bed. LOL

[Lava Gal]

*shake heads* i dunno whether to :laugh: or :crying:
the way ur minds work...

[shiruikage]

*shake heads* i dunno whether to :laugh: or :crying:
the way ur minds work...
ey, u started it! lol

[Lava Gal]

wokayy....better get back to topic k...banyak terpesong ni! admit me play a part too *repent dee b4 mods come wif a gun pointing at me head! :eek: *

[Zazu]

For those in need of a song projection software.... here's one that's free and it has gone to version 2.5

http://www.zionworx.org.uk/download.htm

[Cyberkahuna]

[QUOTE=lavanya]this game has net, racket & stuttlecock??[/QUOTE

I checked the dictionary and thesaurus... no such word as stuttlecock. But stutter means shaking or speech impairment... like ssssttttttthiss.....

hahahaa..... u too funny sometimes... you play too much gameboy, I guess..

[Cyberkahuna]

[QUOTE=lavanya]welcome back, Cyberk....long time no see u in action!!

plz tell me that u r exaggerating...d part bout u jumping :laugh:

Not exaggerating ya... see pic below... how the jump occurred..

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b84/cyberkahuna/VegasSpanew.jpg

[Zazu]

Opera 8.

http://www.opera.com/download/

one of the better alternatives to IE. It claims to be the fastest browser ever.
If you don't like FF for whatever reason this is the one to try...
They offered free registration on 30/8 one day only.....
PM me for details.

[Zazu]

something unique.... a text to speech software online

http://www.research.att.com/projects/tts/demo.html

[amelia7]

thot they keep the best for themselves first then throw the remnants for the man on the road.... :laugh: :laugh:
I thought it is for our chinese. Any tale to tell about?.sorry..have been away from home for too long.

[monay]

Firstly some medical jokes:

Actual writings on hospital charts:

8. The patient refused autopsy.

.

i like dis one the best!

[Lava Gal]

im not surprised monay..after all u are the pathologist.
imagine d patient (dead) waking up & refusing to give consent for an autopsy to be done... :laugh:
hey! do u perform autopsies??

[Lava Gal]

[QUOTE=lavanya]welcome back, Cyberk....long time no see u in action!!

plz tell me that u r exaggerating...d part bout u jumping :laugh:

Not exaggerating ya... see pic below... how the jump occurred..

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b84/cyberkahuna/VegasSpanew.jpg
haha...well labelled! shud have taken one of u in action :p

[Lava Gal]

[QUOTE=lavanya]this game has net, racket & stuttlecock??[/QUOTE

I checked the dictionary and thesaurus... no such word as stuttlecock. But stutter means shaking or speech impairment... like ssssttttttthiss.....

hahahaa..... u too funny sometimes... you play too much gameboy, I guess..
who me?? funny??? hmmm....is that good or bad :p - unintentional..

game-boy??? LMAO... me never play those stuffs la..

anyway...yup, i know wat stutter is...H la...ter-type T *apologies* :noworry:

[monay]

im not surprised monay..after all u are the pathologist.
imagine d patient (dead) waking up & refusing to give consent for an autopsy to be done... :laugh:
hey! do u perform autopsies??
i do but dislike them that's why i would very much like it if the patient refuses... smells real bad... always hav this feeling one day i'll get dragged to court about one of those....

[Zazu]

i do but dislike them that's why i would very much like it if the patient refuses... smells real bad... always hav this feeling one day i'll get dragged to court about one of those....

so how many so far..... do u keep a log of those u cut up??

[Lava Gal]

so monay...are u a coroner??

[amelia7]

I guess she must be.... :laugh:
so monay...are u a coroner??

[Lava Gal]

I guess she must be.... :laugh:
real-life CSI?

[LiLiaN]

she's a pathologist...

[Odysseus]

... Yong Thian Kong says "Hello" from USA. While I was enjoying the garden spa in Vegas with Yong Thian Kong (Jimmy) from Atlanta who came to visit, I mentioned to him about the forum. So your name pops up, his ice cold beer fell into the hot spa.. and he said... My Gulley..... I know Leslie Ho.. he is also a scout....and kept on rambling about his scouts stories....until I cannot "tahan".. and jumped into the nearby pool.......I guess he got the message.. hahaha.. I invited him to the forum, but he's more interested in checking out the recent badminton tournament (IBF) in Anaheim. I said, when you get back to Atlanta.. get on the computer and start foruming ya... He said, I think you better help me to say hello.....I guess at home, he has no time.. co's he plays bedminton.
Hi Cyberkahuna, say 'hi' to Thian Kong. What's he doing in USA? I always remember him especially when it comes to camping. He is our super-chef. Always volunteer to cook every meal. Does he cook for you in USA?

He plays badminton very well. His batch has many good badminton players.

[Odysseus]

fishnet stockings, making a racket in town and a bang full of shuttlecock.

so this is a game on the bed. LOL
So creative................ :p

[Odysseus]

For those in need of a song projection software.... here's one that's free and it has gone to version 2.5

http://www.zionworx.org.uk/download.htm
Zazu, what's a song projection sw?

[Odysseus]

thot they keep the best for themselves first then throw the remnants for the man on the road.... :laugh: :laugh:
I am one of the poor man resching out for the crumps :mad:

[Odysseus]

i do but dislike them that's why i would very much like it if the patient refuses... smells real bad... always hav this feeling one day i'll get dragged to court about one of those....
Does this remind you of all the dead rats, cockroaches and frogs that you cut up in our school bio lab?

[Odysseus]

she's a pathologist...
Pathologist? Always go patho with guys? so nice..

[Lava Gal]

Does this remind you of all the dead rats, cockroaches and frogs that you cut up in our school bio lab?
the smell can be :sick:

[Lava Gal]

Pathologist? Always go patho with guys? so nice..
i believe she pak-toh wif her hubby ;) right monay??

so leslie...kalau nak tips, consult a pak-tohlogist:P

[LiLiaN]

Pathologist? Always go patho with guys? so nice..with dead people... neh, no fun... they're too passive... :p

[NHLee]

thot they keep the best for themselves first then throw the remnants for the man on the road.... :laugh: :laugh:

I see, thanks for the info, amelia. I think the best is standing on own two feet and use own pair of hands in life. :)

[NHLee]

i like dis one the best!
postmortem talking...hehe!

[NHLee]

real-life CSI?

Like Gil Grissom (Las Vegas version)!! :D

[NHLee]

the smell can be :sick:
human dead body smells differently. Those with maggots seems worse. This is how forensic entomology comes in....those bugs tell stories about the host. Those retrieved from rivers even worse...like rotten pasta with laksa paste smell after fermented!! :D

[NHLee]

with dead people... neh, no fun... they're too passive... :p
no necessary...sometimes we must know how to blend in. I have a pathologist friend who can cut well, talk well, always encourage staff do exercise and make nice pastry at home than his mrs.

[Odysseus]

with dead people... neh, no fun... they're too passive... :p
Depends on people's taste ma...

[LiLiaN]

no necessary...sometimes we must know how to blend in. I have a pathologist friend who can cut well, talk well, always encourage staff do exercise and make nice pastry at home than his mrs.err... i believe we're talking about different things and this is going off tangent...?

[Odysseus]

err... i believe we're talking about different things and this is going off tangent...?
This is alumni talk and now, we are talking about dead people, etc.... Like old folks home chat.

[monay]

so how many so far..... do u keep a log of those u cut up??
had to for the board's sake, minumum number must be met otherwise cannot take the exam...

[monay]

so monay...are u a coroner??
nope, not now and hopefully never ever.... those are very special people who can do those kind of stuff day in and day out...

[amelia7]

all of us getting there mah!
This is alumni talk and now, we are talking about dead people, etc.... Like old folks home chat.

[Odysseus]

all of us getting there mah!
Ya hor.... never think abt that la... Still young at heart la...

[NHLee]

We aged but time never stops!!

[Zazu]

Drug search engine by our drug control authority. You can search by
product name, product registration, reg. holder, active ingredients and manufacturer.

http://www.bpfk.gov.my/Search/Search_product.asp

[daBoss]

Drug search engine by our drug control authority. You can search by
product name, product registration, reg. holder, active ingredients and manufacturer.

http://www.bpfk.gov.my/Search/Search_product.asp
thanks for the link... my wife would find that useful... she's always paranoid about what doctors give to my kids...

[Zazu]

http://www.skyscraperpage.com/

nice drawings of all those tall, tall buildings... currently the twin towers is still number 2?

[Odysseus]

http://www.skyscraperpage.com/

nice drawings of all those tall, tall buildings... currently the twin towers is still number 2?
As of now, behind Taipei101. However, according to TDN, its still the tallest twin tower in the world. :D

[Zazu]

since we are on dimensions...... something out of this world..... but interesting nevertheless....

http://www.merzo.net/

[Zazu]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b25/ZazuDBird/fly.swf

[LiLiaN]

wah zazu, hard to play lar... that parachute move around so much...!

[Zazu]

don't worry about the parachute....treat it like a puzzle...can solve one

[amelia7]

yep! not very difficult.....just go for the lines...tried it.
wah zazu, hard to play lar... that parachute move around so much...!

[Zazu]

http://snowflakes.lookandfeel.com/

[amelia7]

I thot dis one old site....simply cut also the snowflake comes out nice....try it people...it's actually quite fun..
:)
http://snowflakes.lookandfeel.com/

[siewjang]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b25/ZazuDBird/fly.swf
yay! got them solve in 5 mins or slightly more.

[cucuan]

yay! got them solve in 5 mins or slightly more.

Thank you. I got them solve also in 5 mins or more.

cucuan

[siewjang]

I think if those pieces that need to be rotate will be more difficult.

[siewjang]

Have fun (http://www.nartbox.com/nartbox_images/ecard/flash/fly0804.swf)

[LiLiaN]

courtesy of forummers, i know now what boggle is...
and i've been playing weboggle (http://weboggle.shackworks.com/)... it's fun!

[Zazu]

nice game that weboggle

[LiLiaN]

hehehe... gets quite tough sometimes too...
but i like.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Zazu]

http://virtualearth.msn.com/

but could only see US places

[monay]

courtesy of forummers, i know now what boggle is...
and i've been playing weboggle (http://weboggle.shackworks.com/)... it's fun!
hey, i like boggle but didn't know that dis site exists. thanks lil...

[amelia7]

get a pda and you can play anywhere, anytime....i am into bookworm at the moment, something like boggle a bit-lah.
:laugh:
courtesy of forummers, i know now what boggle is...
and i've been playing weboggle (http://weboggle.shackworks.com/)... it's fun!

[LiLiaN]

cannot... if i get anymore tech-savvy, i'm going to end up losing all my friends...!
not spending enough time with them as it is... :o

[amelia7]

i thought a pda would make you more mobile....you can keep in touch with us even when you are out with them.... :cool:
cannot... if i get anymore tech-savvy, i'm going to end up losing all my friends...!
not spending enough time with them as it is... :o

[Zazu]

cannot... if i get anymore tech-savvy, i'm going to end up losing all my friends...!
not spending enough time with them as it is... :o

How pervasive is the WIFI networks over at your place?

[Odysseus]

cannot... if i get anymore tech-savvy, i'm going to end up losing all my friends...!
not spending enough time with them as it is... :o
You will get more net-frens... :rolleyes:

[LiLiaN]

i am not sure about the wi-fi thingy but i get free one at home...
some nice neighbour i have, didn't secure the connection... ;)

amelia, if i get pda, as tempted as i am...
i think i'll end up being too tech-laden and tech-dependent...
and i enjoy simple life pleasure of non techy stuffs...
i like talking to friends face to face, out to eat, visit places etc...
and not forgetting giving everyone full attention... :)

[amelia7]

nothing beats the face-to-face thingy...pda only to supplement-lah! Techy stuff supposed to enhance our life....I'd prefer to sit in the kopitiam and sembang with an old friend anytime....but I won't leave home without my pda either cos while waiting I can play a game or two or read a few pages.... :cool:
btw, your neighbour really good-lah.

i am not sure about the wi-fi thingy but i get free one at home...
some nice neighbour i have, didn't secure the connection... ;)

amelia, if i get pda, as tempted as i am...
i think i'll end up being too tech-laden and tech-dependent...
and i enjoy simple life pleasure of non techy stuffs...
i like talking to friends face to face, out to eat, visit places etc...
and not forgetting giving everyone full attention... :)

[LiLiaN]

well, you see, i always have books, or crossword, or sudoku in my bag...
otherwise i either have filofax or notepad for writing stuffs...
so i'm well occupied and i like it this way... :)

[PreciousPearl]

i always try to have a book handy.
and matches.
and a penknife.
i guess i live in fear that one day an electromagnetic pulse will wipe out all the trappings of civilisation we have that rely on electricity and electromagnetics, and all the computers in the world will crash sekaligus and we will all return to the stone age.

[Zazu]

i always try to have a book handy.
and matches.
and a penknife.
i guess i live in fear that one day an electromagnetic pulse will wipe out all the trappings of civilisation we have that rely on electricity and electromagnetics, and all the computers in the world will crash sekaligus and we will all return to the stone age.

and i was toying with the idea of throwing away all my medical textbooks since I have them in my PDA...
now u put the fear in me....

[Odysseus]

and i was toying with the idea of throwing away all my medical textbooks since I have them in my PDA...
now u put the fear in me....
Zazu, those books that you display in your clinic give an impression you are up to date. Don;t bother if they are out dated or not because patients can't tell the difference. It will help them to fell better :D

[Zazu]

Zazu, those books that you display in your clinic give an impression you are up to date. Don;t bother if they are out dated or not because patients can't tell the difference. It will help them to fell better :D


ha ha the books are more than 15 years old ade.... my pda stocks newer version...but I'd guess it helps to create an illusion...

[monay]

well, you see, i always have books, or crossword, or sudoku in my bag...
otherwise i either have filofax or notepad for writing stuffs...
so i'm well occupied and i like it this way... :)
so u are one of those that do a crossword puzzle... i hav never ever finished one... too hard and the answers are usually in tomorrow's edition.... if i hav anytime left beside rushing here and there, i still daydream....cang ka rang tree or not.... :)

[monay]

i always try to have a book handy.
and matches.
and a penknife.
i guess i live in fear that one day an electromagnetic pulse will wipe out all the trappings of civilisation we have that rely on electricity and electromagnetics, and all the computers in the world will crash sekaligus and we will all return to the stone age.
handy things? ... bandaids, clothes, snacks, drinks, toys, wipes, diapers... get my drift....?

[Odysseus]

handy things? ... bandaids, clothes, snacks, drinks, toys, wipes, diapers... get my drift....?
I am eagerly waiting for PP's response to the drift

[amelia7]

you'll outgrow those soon monay....soon enough!!!
After PP catches your drift wonder where it'll go next... :laugh: :laugh:

handy things? ... bandaids, clothes, snacks, drinks, toys, wipes, diapers... get my drift....?

[Zazu]

hey shooooo! you all hijack my thread ade.... talk follow topic lah :)

[Odysseus]

you'll outgrow those soon monay....soon enough!!!
After PP catches your drift wonder where it'll go next... :laugh: :laugh:
A7, they outgrow from one to another. We get more and more headache only :(

[LiLiaN]

hey shooooo! you all hijack my thread ade.... talk follow topic lah :)ssooowwweeeeeee.... back to topic, back to topic... any new discovery dr zazu?

[Zazu]

ssooowwweeeeeee.... back to topic, back to topic... any new discovery dr zazu?


err none..... :o . Nothing in particular comes to mind.......

I'll check my old bookmarks and see...

[Zazu]

for those with PDAs....bookmarked it long time ago..

http://www.virtualmalaysia.com/pocket_travel/pda.cfm

[PreciousPearl]

and i was toying with the idea of throwing away all my medical textbooks since I have them in my PDA...
now u put the fear in me....
no lerrr.....don't be paranoid like me
besides i thot u memorise oredi ahem ahem!

[PreciousPearl]

sorry monay i too old for diapers! :laugh:
but u r right, i have a small first aid kit, big torch, small torch, coats, hand held TV (but i must get some batteries) and most important, a pack of Calpol handy!
(just waiting for my Christmas present - am hoping my caveman will bring to the cave one of those radio-cum-torchlight which doesn't need batteries.....only needs winding up for 5 minutes to get a half hour of sound or light!)

[siewjang]

PP, your hand bag must be dem big to accommodate all that

[Odysseus]

Something interesting...

This is what a computer should do first thing in the morning!
Click on the link below and then type in your first name...


http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html

[Zazu]

Nice one..... it really perks u up!!! :D

[siewjang]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/siewjang/ShowLetterblood.gif

err.... not working la. sorry ya.

[Zazu]

why is it not working???

[siewjang]

<sj is singing why, why, tell me why by Anita Mui while shaking her butt>

Manalah gua tau...

[Zazu]

<sj is singing why, why, tell me why by Anita Mui while shaking her butt>

Manalah gua tau...

i think it must be the butt shaking thing.... go slow a bit... :)

[PreciousPearl]

PP, your hand bag must be dem big to accommodate all that
supersize me........ :cheesy:

[Zazu]

The Palm T|X is Palm's new wireless handheld. It features a improved 320 x 480 pixel screen, Wi-Fi and Bluetooth wireless and 128MB of nonvolatile memory.

ho Hum... nothing much to shout about :(

[Zazu]

maybe Lava Gal may like this

Save in Live bookmarks .... and u get free med interviews/lectures
http://podcast.nejm.org/nejm_audio_interview.xml

more to come

[Lava Gal]

Originally Posted by siewjang
<sj is singing why, why, tell me why by Anita Mui while shaking her butt>
get s1 to snap tat pic of u doing ur BUTT DANCE & post it here, babie ;)

[Lava Gal]

maybe Lava Gal may like this

Save in Live bookmarks .... and u get free med interviews/lectures
http://podcast.nejm.org/nejm_audio_interview.xml

more to come
erm...zazu, all that i see is a page with html encoding :wacko: y ah?

[Zazu]

erm...zazu, all that i see is a page with html encoding :wacko: y ah?


r u using firefox?

[Lava Gal]

Something interesting...

This is what a computer should do first thing in the morning!
Click on the link below and then type in your first name...


http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html
les, tanx 4 the pat on the back...how flattering & uplifting indeed ;)
hahaha..

[Lava Gal]

r u using firefox?
nope..IE!

[Zazu]

then try this link

http://content.nejm.org/cgi/content/full/353/14/1433/DC1?ssource=interviewpodcast

i strong suggest u get a firefox browser.... the xml is a rss feed.... u can do much more using firefox.... and pair it with itunes.. then u can download the podcast to your ipod.

[Lava Gal]

NEJM website...seems cool...will browse thru later on

[Zazu]

I think the new IE supports RSS. Anyway the link I gave here is just a preview.... u need to have RSS to know what's new....

There is also Harrison's Online Podcast.... more later, I need to check it out myself

[Zazu]

a new bt client.....

http://www.utorrent.com/

try out and see.. i am going to download to my machine later.... seems to be small yet fast. :) oh goodie..![rubs hands with glee!!] :D

[siewjang]

Zazu, you download so many thing. Not scare of spyware meh? I still haven't get my pc sorted out yet. Staborn spyware.

[Zazu]

Zazu, you download so many thing. Not scare of spyware meh? I still haven't get my pc sorted out yet. Staborn spyware.


be prudent with what u download.. if really got spyware.. there's always the format c: command. :)

[Zazu]

i've downloaded the utorrent...and glad to say that it working well without any tweaks.... and it has a very very small footprint.... unbelievable..!!

[Zazu]

Maybe u need it to communicate sometimes... the american sign language browser.


http://commtechlab.msu.edu/sites/aslweb/browser.htm

[siewjang]

I just can't believe this website. (http://www.scrolllock.nl/passport )

They hold the passport details of people in the world. Just give the first name, Last name and the country you are living. It gives your Passport Details.

How is this possible? Where is the security for the Government Database of each country?

Anybody can answer.. :amazed:

[athena]

you've checked yours ah? correct info?

[siewjang]

I think they use the wrong photo :confused: .

[athena]

haha...trick site right?:)

[Odysseus]

U2.... very SPJE ah?

[siewjang]

Leslie, your info correct or not?

[Odysseus]

Leslie, your info correct or not?
I checked on yours and Athena and found that it's very accurate with the latest pictures. I don;t have time to check mine yet. Perhaps, another day la..

[LiLiaN]

dem... they caught me on a bad day obviously....

[Sila]

i think they caught me on a good day! smiling big-big one...my passport photo usually quite serious...although i think i seriously have to make an appointment to get waxed loh. let it go too long... ;)

[siewjang]

:amazed: You also need to get wax? Geee... we could be related ;)

[Sila]

could be related, siewjang - we are all sitiawanians after all!! :D my dad is a pasir panjang boy. who knows, maybe we are bau-bau bacang? want to go waxing together with me?? :D

[siewjang]

Pumkin carving (http://www.toilette-humor.com/flash/carve_pumpkin.swf) .

[LiLiaN]

oh, great carving ahjang!

[Sila]

dinding api-ed again... :sad-2:

[amelia7]

Check this out...
http://www7.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0511/sights_n_sounds/index.html

[alfred98]

Les, can we join MCA member? Any kan tau? :)
Wanna dig gold join MCA, wanna donate gold join DAP!!!! Correct or not???

[Odysseus]

Wanna dig gold join MCA, wanna donate gold join DAP!!!! Correct or not???
Wanna donate gold... be my friend la..... a friend in need is a friend indeed :)

[alfred98]

Wanna donate gold... be my friend la..... a friend in need is a friend indeed :)
U are a frend indeeeed!!!:laugh: :laugh:

[Odysseus]

U are a frend indeeeed!!!:laugh: :laugh:
High-5 to u :)

[Zazu]

Illustrated Lego, but be warned that some are not safe for little kids..... So don't shoot the messenger ok

http://www.thebricktestament.com/

[BohPian]

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1927/23rdpsalm18hy.jpg


found it long time ago but it is still nice!

Thanks for the pix. For some inexplicable reason, it really made me smile :D

[Zazu]

entire wikipedia in your ipod... havent install yet... but looks interesting

URL Here (http://encyclopodia.sourceforge.net/en/index.html)

[Zazu]

Apparently u can find the location of any ship

Ships Location (http://www.sailwx.info/shiptrack/shiplocations.phtml)

[Zazu]

anyone going to penang??
http://static.flickr.com/56/152336354_b7bcf516cb_o.jpg

[Zazu]

Free 3D Modeling by Google....

downloading now..http://sketchup.google.com/download.html

[Oddfather]

any new things you have found lately??

[JC]

http://www.smileysigngen.com/image/red%5E_%5Elucon%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5EACS+Forum%21 %21%21%5E_%5E.gif

http://www.smileysigngen.com/

[Odysseus]

http://www.smileysigngen.com/image/red%5E_%5Elucon%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5EBest+Year+Ev er%21%21%21%5E_%5E.gif

http://www.smileysigngen.com/

[JC]

http://www.smileysigngen.com/image/red%5E_%5Egeorgia%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5ENKS+Rocks% 21%5E_%5E.gif

http://www.smileysigngen.com/

[Odysseus]

http://www.smileysigngen.com/image/red%5E_%5Egeorgia%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5EBest+Place +On+Earth%21%5E_%5E.gif

http://www.smileysigngen.com/

[Zazu]

Sounds and sound effects for those who may have need for it...

URL Here (http://simplythebest.net/sounds/) :)

[andrewjpan]

http://www.smileysigngen.com/image/cyan%5E_%5Earial%5E_%5E0%5E_%5E0%5E_%5EI+Like%5E_% 5E.gif

http://www.smileysigngen.com

[Zazu]

Some Freebies
URL (http://www.pcworld.com/reviews/article/0,aid,124883,pg,16,00.asp#)

[Odysseus]

To check if you got lesen kopi-O or not (http://www.107.peugeot.co.uk/peugeot.swf) :p

[JC]

http://www.amirtofangsazan.blogspot.com/

[Zazu]

To lose weight, drink cold water. Your body has to expend extra calories to heat up the H2O in your stomach, resulting in a rise in your resting metabolic rate. In fact, in a 2003 German study researchers estimated that drinking two additional icy quarts a day would help you burn about 100 extra calories -- or the equivalent of a pound of fat every five weeks -- with no other changes in exercise or diet.

More Health Tips here (http://www.mensjournal.com/feature/0508/healthTips.html)

[Zazu]

To check if you got lesen kopi-O or not (http://www.107.peugeot.co.uk/peugeot.swf) :p


mine is kopi susu

[athena]

wah..so susah to park wan la...

[JC]

The sinking of an aircraft carrier
http://www.irishmansoftware.com/Oriskany.htm

[NHLee]

The sinking of an aircraft carrier
http://www.irishmansoftware.com/Oriskany.htm

I remember readin..about U boat used by Nazi against US battleship and the Jepun wreaked the PHarbor!!...mankind should have better diplomacy...:)