Support my career as politician

[jeongyik]

guys, i am going for a run in politics. so tell me are you guys going to join me...let me know...muahahahaha :D

[Diong_Gar_Loon]

guys, i am going for a run in politics. so tell me are you guys going to join me...let me know...muahahahaha :D
hello jia noing,

support you alllllllllllllllllllllllll the way man.

[jeongyik]

man i need more support other than my jia noing.....jia noing next time sure will give u proyeks....hahaha. Awie long time no hear....still interested to join Amnor?

[nguk ming]

man i need more support other than my jia noing.....jia noing next time sure will give u proyeks....hahaha. Awie long time no hear....still interested to join Amnor?

Hi Jeong yik.. will definately support you... :p

[siehping]

guys, i am going for a run in politics. so tell me are you guys going to join me...let me know...muahahahaha :D

MCA, DAP or Keadilan? I have a friend whose father is in MCA, one of the division chiefs or something... my friend keeps on inviting me to join MCA Youth and I keep telling him no. Also have a friend in DAP who ran for one of the state assembly seats in the last election. Didn't win but did quite well nevertheless for a first-timer.

Will support you of course! (Moral support... hahahahah) :p

[jeongyik]

hello ppl!!!!dun just see.....sign this "petition" I fight for your proyek from Semi value.... :D

[dingjuhang]

Hi! Ah Yik!
Ding pretty close to Diong right?
You are from ACS Sitiawan right?
Which means your are my "Own People" too.

I support you like my brother! No problem. Also allllllll the way!

Just to let you know, although I may seem online (MSN), it could be my housemate using my computer. Sorry Bro! if I was unable to reply u any msg!

Support Ah Yik!

Hey, you should put your BN avatar mar... show your enthusiasm! Then subconciously everyone will kena manipulated to be your humble slave!
keh keh keh!

[sweenguk]

guys, i am going for a run in politics. so tell me are you guys going to join me...let me know...muahahahaha :D

yo JY, definately support!!!!! :)

Thanks for the help on the taxation ...finally done...

[ayfeng]

hmmm.... what are you running for ah? if you didn't say how to support?

well... don't think I would vote... since I'm so ignorant about the political issues in Msia...

u have all my moral support... u go man... :D

[Robin Kok CH]

Hi JY,

It's been a while. How have you been.
A politician eh? Are you forming a new party? Objectives? Motto? etc?

Hehe...of course I will help out if I can.

Yah, I still play badminton but very seldom these days. I have old injuries due to too much stress on my knees and arms while I was training badminton in those days. I think your badminton is better than me now. Now my fitness is poor due to lack of exercise.

Ok, till then, take care.

Tata.
R.

[sunarti]

u'll have my support..ehehehhe...

psssttt...betul ke nak masuk politik nih? :p

[janicejoy]

Hey Jeong Yik,

You'll have my full support for sure. Where's your petition?!

[noname]

yo ah sai, got any benefit or not by supporting you?

ehh how your big stomach now? bigger than last time i saw u?

[jeongyik]

;)

[jeongyik]

yo ah sai, got any benefit or not by supporting you?
ehh how your big stomach now? bigger than last time i saw u?

See me during chinese new year... i can explain to you the benefits.Thanks for the concern. It's getting smaller by each day.

[noname]

See me during chinese new year... i can explain to you the benefits.Thanks for the concern. It's getting smaller by each day.

wah, explain to me during CNY... hmmm... *stay away from me* kekekeke :p

you can get smaller provided if you eat properly, sleep properly and train (gym) properly. then you can show ur bicep, abs to gar loon they all... show your macho ok.

[Robin Kok CH]

wah, explain to me during CNY... hmmm... *stay away from me* kekekeke :p

you can get smaller provided if you eat properly, sleep properly and train (gym) properly. then you can show ur bicep, abs to gar loon they all... show your macho ok.
Hmmm.....maybe organise a Mr. Sitiawan contest lor to all to see (or maybe to touch)....

[noname]

Hmmm.....maybe organise a Mr. Sitiawan contest lor to all to see (or maybe to touch)....

ahsai, u wanna to act a movie or not? like kung fu hustle, when the fat man flex his so called muscle, all his body shake.... and got water sound? muahahahaa...

[jeongyik]

Woi how come no support want ? :mad:

[noname]

Woi how come no support want ? :mad:
support wat? u nv tell us...

we cannot simply support someone who himself dunno what he want... :P

[Diong_Gar_Loon]

Woi how come no support want ? :mad:
i scrach your ass. you scratch my ass ma. but no poking ok.

[noname]

i scrach your ass. you scratch my ass ma. but no poking ok.
i poke ur holes, u poke my house stray cat holes ok... :D

[Robin Kok CH]

JY, set up a website la about your political agenda, etc....

then maybe set up a polling system and see lor....

[jeongyik]

JY, set up a website la about your political agenda, etc....

then maybe set up a polling system and see lor....
Good idea... I been thinking of that too. Okay....I'll get that done in two months time

[jeongyik]

i scrach your ass. you scratch my ass ma. but no poking ok.
I don't play belakang one okay....No more tilam will be sent to High Court again. Say I hate eating Sodo mee.....

[noname]

I don't play belakang one okay....No more tilam will be sent to High Court again. Say I hate eating Sodo mee.....
then u practise hadapan mari lah...

[arch-an-gel]

hello.. you mau jadi president of what country?

[noname]

hello.. you mau jadi president of what country?
:D ahahaha. he want to become president or "chair meh" in DBKL/MPPJ/MPSJ.

[jeongyik]

hello.. you mau jadi president of what country?
If can a president of a banana republic....muahahahaha

[noname]

If can a president of a banana republic....muahahahaha
banana republic? mana tu?

[jeongyik]

psssttt...betul ke nak masuk politik nih? :p
Nak test water lar nie

[jeongyik]

banana republic? mana tu?
Near papaya, behind pineapple, beside cherry on top...somewhere lar....

[Robin Kok CH]

Near papaya, behind pineapple, beside cherry on top...somewhere lar....

Let us know when you buy over "Banana Island" or own a "Banana-sia"
and maybe we vote for your presidency...

[noname]

Near papaya, behind pineapple, beside cherry on top...somewhere lar....
wah, JY wanna to open new kok kok kai shop ke? good biz wor... can seludup some chinagal, thaigal and etc...

[Robin Kok CH]

wah, JY wanna to open new kok kok kai shop ke? good biz wor... can seludup some chinagal, thaigal and etc...

Quick JY....need you to crush this rumour.....is it true JY?

[jeongyik]

wah, JY wanna to open new kok kok kai shop ke? good biz wor... can seludup some chinagal, thaigal and etc...
I have no intention of doing so. I deny this. No more comment and I hope this issue will not be brought up again.

[noname]

I have no intention of doing so. I deny this. No more comment and I hope this issue will not be brought up again.
wah, sound like minister talking... hmmm...

[Robin Kok CH]

I have no intention of doing so. I deny this. No more comment and I hope this issue will not be brought up again.

Well said!!... http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_17_3.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm414YYSG)

[noname]

Well said!!... http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_17_3.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm414YYSG)
ahaha. consider well said coz he copycat from all the minister talking mah.

when no comment, they will use this sentence to say one...

[Robin Kok CH]

ahaha. consider well said coz he copycat from all the minister talking mah.

when no comment, they will use this sentence to say one...

Yah, that's why I said it.....

[noname]

Yah, that's why I said it.....
think he wanna to become a minister liao...

want to become work? works minister?

[jeongyik]

think he wanna to become a minister liao...

want to become work? works minister?
Prime Minister will be good though. (and please dun start anything controversial over here, this is public forum,though my dream is becoming prime minister) hahahaha

[jeongyik]

Well said!!... http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_17_3.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm414YYSG)
Thank you.

[noname]

Thank you.
wah, ahsai become PM, then all his friends become cabinet ke? good good... vote for ahsai..

[Robin Kok CH]

wah, ahsai become PM, then all his friends become cabinet ke? good good... vote for ahsai..

JY, make me Finance Minister ok?

[noname]

JY, make me Finance Minister ok?
make me become Health Minister ok...

only leng lui can come to gym, not leng one, go to ahsai opis.

[Robin Kok CH]

make me become Health Minister ok...

only leng lui can come to gym, not leng one, go to ahsai opis.

This is funny!!1 hahahehehe.....ok ok..me go eat lunch first..will be back...

[Dino]

Prime Minister will be good though. (and please dun start anything controversial over here, this is public forum,though my dream is becoming prime minister) hahahaha

Sorry post taken.......:D

[jeongyik]

JY, make me Finance Minister ok?
Can. But money you have to find yourself lar...

[jeongyik]

Sorry post taken.......:D
Dino...I'll come after you. So dun take you time, one term is good enuf for you.
Make me the deputy then...

[Dino]

Dino...I'll come after you. So dun take you time, one term is good enuf for you.
Make me the deputy then...

Present me a with a good case and you may just get what you want!!! :D

[Diong_Gar_Loon]

Present me a with a good case and you may just get what you want!!! :D
he looks like a politician so that is one major plus point.

[Dino]

he looks like a politician so that is one major plus point.

Where's his pic??

[jeongyik]

Present me a with a good case and you may just get what you want!!! :D
First I don't have any real moral or ethical standards (except the situational kind), hahahhaha :D . In fact, I compromised everything I believe in to get the job. Then, I got a firm to spin all the lies I tell. Kiss some ass (now kissing ur ASS) and keep a lot of secrets. :D . Muahahahahahahahahahahaha

[jeongyik]

Where's his pic??
No picture please...

[Dino]

First I don't have any real moral or ethical standards (except the situational kind), hahahhaha :D . In fact, I compromised everything I believe in to get the job. Then, I got a firm to spin all the lies I tell. Kiss some ass (now kissing ur ASS) and keep a lot of secrets. :D . Muahahahahahahahahahahaha

Great politician but hopeless leader. Dun think i want a deputy that is also a spin doctor.....:p

[Diong_Gar_Loon]

No picture please...
please post your picture during school days and not the most recent one. we do not want to create the impression that you are easily bribed and curi tulang with your fat ass picture. i am acting as your advisor.

[Dino]

please post your picture during school days and not the most recent one. we do not want to create the impression that you are easily bribed and curi tulang with your fat ass picture. i am acting as your advisor.

My ass already feel funny from his kissing!!! :D

[Diong_Gar_Loon]

My ass already feel funny from his kissing!!! :D
must be the tickling sensation you are feeling. as an advisor, i will get him to shave first before he kisses your ass again.

[jeongyik]

Great politician but hopeless leader. Dun think i want a deputy that is also a spin doctor.....:p
:( , Watch out in the next election....Hahahahaha

[dtchieng]

my house mate is deputy misnister of infromation, dato dr. ling siang chai punye special assistant.

[Dino]

must be the tickling sensation you are feeling. as an advisor, i will get him to shave first before he kisses your ass again.

Its ok...no need....he can spend more time with you....;)

[Dino]

my house mate is deputy misnister of infromation, dato dr. ling siang chai punye special assistant.

How special??? Wink wink!!

[jeongyik]

please post your picture during school days and not the most recent one. we do not want to create the impression that you are easily bribed and curi tulang with your fat ass picture. i am acting as your advisor.
Okay,but i have to find it. Thank you Mr. Advisor. I've been thinking of converting my dad's garden into another building. Call it the West Wing and buddy, you in it!!! Either you are with us or you're against us. muahahahaha.

[Dino]

Okay,but i have to find it. Thank you Mr. Advisor. I've been thinking of converting my dad's garden into another building. Call it the West Wing and buddy, you in it!!! Either you are with us or you're against us. muahahahaha.


If JeongYik have the looks and Gar Loong has the brains....then go and conquer the world.

[Diong_Gar_Loon]

Okay,but i have to find it. Thank you Mr. Advisor. I've been thinking of converting my dad's garden into another building. Call it the West Wing and buddy, you in it!!! Either you are with us or you're against us. muahahahaha.
oi why cetak rompak West Wing. we call it differently, "sayap barat".

[athena]

i think this thread should be shared with all. :D very interesting!

[jeongyik]

i think this thread should be shared with all. :D very interesting!
Now we are getting support...good.....the more the better...Athena what have you got to share with us? Join us or against us?

[Diong_Gar_Loon]

If JeongYik have the looks and Gar Loong has the brains....then go and conquer the world.
gosh, reminds me of a cartoon about two mice who wants to rule the world.

[athena]

Now we are getting support...good.....the more the better...Athena what have you got to share with us? Join us or against us?
haha, jeong yik, i am not up for politics la..:D if you run for election, i will be there to support you ok? :D

who i vote for,however, is an entirely different thing:)

[jeongyik]

gosh, reminds me of a cartoon about two mice who wants to rule the world.
Yup..the song goes like this...one is the brainy and the other is Looney...I think the name of the cartoon is Pinky and the Brain...should be lar

[Diong_Gar_Loon]

Now we are getting support...good.....the more the better...Athena what have you got to share with us? Join us or against us?
don't worry, we can bribe her. she is a greek goddess with lots of followers.

[Robin Kok CH]

JY! As your financial advisor/minister, I advise you to buy Banana Island just located near west of Pulau Katak....I have got the figures in already....

[Robin Kok CH]

i think this thread should be shared with all. :D very interesting!

Hullo Athena, I didnt know you are listening in this thread....have to pay cukai "dengar" want ok....

[dtchieng]

Yup..the song goes like this...one is the brainy and the other is Looney...I think the name of the cartoon is Pinky and the Brain...should be lar


... Pinky and the Brain...
... Pinky and the Brain...
... One id the brainy...
... The other is Looney...

[jeongyik]

JY! As your financial advisor/minister, I advise you to buy Banana Island just located near west of Pulau Katak....I have got the figures in already....
okay...send me the quotation...hahahahaha...hei...wake up....we not even there yet!!!! have to work harder.

[athena]

Hullo Athena, I didnt know you are listening in this thread....have to pay cukai "dengar" want ok....
wah must pay tax wan ah? ....robin, you go and apply in jeong yik's cabinet and become Works Minister la..hahah..everyone must bayar toll :D

[jeongyik]

wah must pay tax wan ah? ....robin, you go and apply in jeong yik's cabinet and become Works Minister la..hahah..everyone must bayar toll :D
I say....this is too much. Semi Value still make the best works minister. If i ever become PM, I can assure you that your every single SEN is worth what you pay.

[Dino]

I say....this is too much. Semi Value still make the best works minister. If i ever become PM, I can assure you that your every single SEN is worth what you pay.

Now are you trying to tell us that you are going to be a REAL leader?

[jeongyik]

Now are you trying to tell us that you are going to be a REAL leader?
If that is the wish of the ppl. :D

[Dino]

If that is the wish of the ppl. :D

Thats the wish....but can you perform and deliver the goods???

[athena]

If that is the wish of the ppl. :D
:D

[jeongyik]

Thats the wish....but can you perform and deliver the goods???
As politician, of course i'll say i'll be able to deliver. But at the end of the day it is for the ppl the judge my successes and failures. I can promise you heaven and sky, but at the end of the day..you judge it from the ballot box. Fair enuf?

[Dino]

As politician, of course i'll say i'll be able to deliver. But at the end of the day it is for the ppl the judge my successes and failures. I can promise you heaven and sky, but at the end of the day..you judge it from the ballot box. Fair enuf?

Any track record yet? If not a bit difficult.

[jeongyik]

Any track record yet? If not a bit difficult.
Unfortunately, no track record. But hey...can use this slogan (the one used by DxP, and no offence ya..) ..."Try me for five years, and I'll show you"

[Dino]

Unfortunately, no track record. But hey...can use this slogan (the one used by DxP, and no offence ya..) ..."Try me for five years, and I'll show you"

How bout 1 week??? ;)

[jeongyik]

How bout 1 week??? ;)
Frankly speaking , 1 week is not enuf. Give me five years...I'll show you, no nego.

[Dino]

Frankly speaking , 1 week is not enuf. Give me five years...I'll show you, no nego.

For starters....how about up'ing your posting count to say 600 by next week Monday? ;)

[jeongyik]

For starters....how about up'ing your posting count to say 600 by next week Monday? ;)
Okay. :)

[Dino]

Okay. :)

Good...and no cheating!!! :D

[athena]

go jeong yik!!!

[jeongyik]

go jeong yik!!!
I will. Thank you for your support. :D

[Dino]

I will. Thank you for your support. :D

Yup....we are cheering you on!!!

[Robin Kok CH]

wah must pay tax wan ah? ....robin, you go and apply in jeong yik's cabinet and become Works Minister la..hahah..everyone must bayar toll :D

Sorry ah....Finance Minister to you......not works.....

[jeongyik]

Sorry ah....Finance Minister to you......not works.....
Glad to hear that....

[jeongyik]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...where is everyone????? :mad:

[tan thai cheang, dexter]

Dont know much about politics... but I seriously think someone should replace good ol' Samy V. In my opinnion his receeding hairline (I am quite certain its a wig) is reflective of the sense he makes. :D

[jeongyik]

Dont know much about politics... but I seriously think someone should replace good ol' Samy V. In my opinnion his receeding hairline (I am quite certain its a wig) is reflective of the sense he makes. :D
I know what you have been tru. But you should ask one indian fren to do so. I can't displace him. :D

[noname]

wah, what happen ah?

i just came back from s'pore and now whoa lah... so many pages...

JY, basket... u didnt reply my sms during kimmy's wedding? "lu sui, lu ho liao".

[jeongyik]

wah, what happen ah?

i just came back from s'pore and now whoa lah... so many pages...

JY, basket... u didnt reply my sms during kimmy's wedding? "lu sui, lu ho liao".
Sorry....I was working...my bat. went flat. Me memang sui..and ho liao...hehhe

[dtchieng]

Mr. MP wannabe... u gonna run on who's ticket?

[jeongyik]

Mr. MP wannabe... u gonna run on who's ticket?
Whichever party that can ensure me winning...:D...(not convenience for me to say it here?

[dtchieng]

haha.. PM me la..

[noname]

JY gonna become president of MPPJ, MPSJ and DBKL lah... vote for him so that he can clean our tis rubbish country

[arch-an-gel]

How's the progress Mr. Senator ??

[jeongyik]

How's the progress Mr. Senator ??
Em....it's Mr. soon to be PM...progress? very slow lar. I need more manpower

[noname]

hmmm, mobilise ur kaki lah...

[jeongyik]

hmmm, mobilise ur kaki lah...
then the kaki must be cooperative lor

[noname]

we all will cooperate... hehehe... got gifts or not?

[jeongyik]

we all will cooperate... hehehe... got gifts or not?
Got free house and car...please refer somewhere in the thread lor...:D

[noname]

low cost house or kancil... dun want...

mau ferrari/porche... bungalow house... 100x100

[jeongyik]

low cost house or kancil... dun want...

mau ferrari/porche... bungalow house... 100x100
A house in DumbMansara and any car of your choice less than RM300K

[Robin Kok CH]

A house in DumbMansara and any car of your choice less than RM300K

Please specify your choice and your preference....then I will get my men to compute the cost....

[Diong_Gar_Loon]

Please specify your choice and your preference....then I will get my men to compute the cost....
RM 300k can get wat nice car. not much choice la. if like that, can opt for RX8 only lor or the new audi4. peugeot 607 boleh tahan jugak. instead of dumbmansara, can i chosse dumbmansara haids?

[arch-an-gel]

Mr future president, you gotta put up your pictures everywhere and do some campaign and let people know that you are the future leader..although I would :eek:

[Diong_Gar_Loon]

Mr future president, you gotta put up your pictures everywhere and do some campaign and let people know that you are the future leader..although I would :eek:
agree with angel. better put on more make up ok.

[noname]

agree with angel. better put on more make up ok.
aiseh JY, u failed us liao...

RM300K buy wat car... RX8 oledi cost RM200K++... plus maintenance gonna give you a bomb ... so must have standby cash RM1M.... then only ok...

anyway, just give us RM10M will do...

[jeongyik]

aiseh JY, u failed us liao...

RM300K buy wat car... RX8 oledi cost RM200K++... plus maintenance gonna give you a bomb ... so must have standby cash RM1M.... then only ok...

anyway, just give us RM10M will do...
Woi...give you inches dun ask for feet okay. Maintainance pay yourself...Dun tell me you wan me to pay for your spouse and children oso ah...

[jeongyik]

Mr future president, you gotta put up your pictures everywhere and do some campaign and let people know that you are the future leader..although I would :eek:
Don't worry...when the time comes you will see the picture. :D

[noname]

Woi...give you inches dun ask for feet okay. Maintainance pay yourself...Dun tell me you wan me to pay for your spouse and children oso ah...
aiyo, u should know m'sia ppl very kiasu one...

if u only give to me, then no fair to my wife n children...

if want to give, give all. otherwise dun give... :P muahahahaa...

[jeongyik]

aiyo, u should know m'sia ppl very kiasu one...

if u only give to me, then no fair to my wife n children...

if want to give, give all. otherwise dun give... :P muahahahaa...
sdfjsa;dfklj6765746xx#$%^&(* Celaka punya

[arch-an-gel]

humm..mr Senator. please share what's the first thing you would do for the country when you are elected as president?

(it's better be good :cool: )

[KoChun]

If you can declare Malaysia toll free, I will seriously consider you too.

[jeongyik]

humm..mr Senator. please share what's the first thing you would do for the country when you are elected as president?

(it's better be good :cool: )
ehem...again...I am not SENATOR :mad: and I am not going to become PRESIDENT. But PRIME MINISTER. . If I am elected PM, I will try to eradicate poverty, and corruption.

[jeongyik]

If you can declare Malaysia toll free, I will seriously consider you too.
Sorry bro..this is impossible. :)

[KoChun]

Sorry bro..this is impossible. :)
Very good, I was only testing whether you are the 'bullshit' minister or not. At least, you know reality!!!

Okay, shall consider you more seriously.

[arch-an-gel]

ehem...again...I am not SENATOR :mad: and I am not going to become PRESIDENT. But PRIME MINISTER. . If I am elected PM, I will try to eradicate poverty, and corruption.

OK..mr. Perdana menteri,,we shall see....

[jeongyik]

OK..mr. Perdana menteri,,we shall see....
Thank you. without your support...I won't be perdana menteri. So work with me...not for me.

[jeongyik]

Very good, I was only testing whether you are the 'bullshit' minister or not. At least, you know reality!!!

Okay, shall consider you more seriously.
hahahha...thank you for your support.

[noname]

hahahha...thank you for your support.
this PM also talk only... no action...

NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO

:P

[jeongyik]

this PM also talk only... no action...

NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO NATO

:P
No comment

[noname]

No comment
aiseh, no comment is not acceptable in front of manager/civilian lah... :D