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Voon Chan
08-24-2005, 11:59 AM
I was talking to a man. Suddenly, his facial expression change

DA : Are you ok?
Man: Yes, but no.
DA : Why?
Man: I have F*#@ing Son Disease
DA : You have Parkinson. I am sorry to hear that. That is terrible
Man: Yes Indeed!

**I think I have hearing problem**

DA : Tell me, how do you feel
Man: I feel terrible & I want to kill him

DA : :confused: , Can you tell me more
Man: I have a son age 32, study in US. Came back with a degree. Working in the sales line. Every montth got no sale. I need to support him & his girlfriend for the last 5 years. F*#@ing Son Disease!
What can I do?

DA: :o :huh: ,

I really don't know what to say to him.
Any suggestion

Sila
08-24-2005, 12:12 PM
kill that sumbitch son of his!! :mad:

Voon Chan
08-24-2005, 12:14 PM
I actually felt so sad after listening to him.
I was trying to withold my tear.

An elderly man, trying to tell you about a sad part of his life

Sila
08-24-2005, 12:26 PM
terrible son lah! what kind of son does like that? anak haiwan pun not treat his father better than this son. the poor man... :crying: tell the man to stop supporting his son lah. save his money for his own retirement. lantak pi - his son is an adult. support gf some more!! :mad:

Voon Chan
08-24-2005, 12:29 PM
terrible son lah! what kind of son does like that? anak haiwan pun not treat his father better than this son. the poor man... :crying: tell the man to stop supporting his son lah. save his money for his own retirement. lantak pi - his son is an adult. support gf some more!! :mad:I really wanted to say that
but a fatherly love to his son................

What will happen to him if the father die now?

James Nga
08-24-2005, 01:41 PM
I really wanted to say that
but a fatherly love to his son................

What will happen to him if the father die now?

Listen mates,

"Sayang Bini ditinggal-tinggalkan...
Sayang anak ditangan -tangankan..."

That's the answer.

p.s. Wooii, korang tak reti peribahasa ke?

Chris C
08-24-2005, 01:44 PM
Listen mates,

"Sayang Bini ditinggal-tinggalkan...
Sayang anak ditangan -tangankan..."

That's the answer.

p.s. Wooii, korang tak reti peribahasa ke?

...kami tak reti........cikgu ni nak bagi tuition tak? :p

song cm
08-24-2005, 01:45 PM
Listen mates,

"Sayang Bini ditinggal-tinggalkan...
Sayang anak ditangan -tangankan..."

That's the answer.

p.s. Wooii, korang tak reti peribahasa ke?

i punya bahasa A tapi tak faham pun.....

James Nga
08-24-2005, 01:45 PM
...kami tak reti........cikgu ni nak bagi tuition tak? :p

Caaaannn.......... but the going rate is RM20 per hour...he..he.. If you can throw in Foochow dinner or lunch, can consider doing it for free.. :squeeze:

Sila
08-24-2005, 01:49 PM
i punya bahasa A tapi tak faham pun.....
careful! nanti james tangan tangan kan you, baru tahu!! :smile-2:

song cm
08-24-2005, 01:51 PM
careful! nanti james tangan tangan kan you, baru tahu!! :smile-2:

apa tu?? :confused:

James Nga
08-24-2005, 01:55 PM
apa tu?? :confused:

Luckily I'm not the minister of education otherwise have to address the decline in BM among err.. our older generations... :p

song cm
08-24-2005, 01:56 PM
Luckily I'm not the minister of education otherwise have to address the decline in BM among err.. our older generations... :p

haha...mine really return back to the teachers.....maklumlah jarang jarang gune one....

Chris C
08-24-2005, 01:58 PM
.....don't look at me......... :squeeze:

Voon Chan
08-24-2005, 01:59 PM
Listen mates,

"Sayang Bini ditinggal-tinggalkan...
Sayang anak ditangan -tangankan..."

That's the answer.

p.s. Wooii, korang tak reti peribahasa ke?Kesihan! Kesihan! Kesihan!

James Nga
08-24-2005, 02:01 PM
Kesihan! Kesihan! Kesihan!


Ini Mamat punya BM spelling poon teruk....

Voon Chan
08-24-2005, 02:03 PM
Ini Mamat punya BM spelling poon teruk....Tolong betulkan:p

Sila
08-24-2005, 02:05 PM
apa tu?? :confused:
dalam drama minggu ini: "aku tangankan kan nanti, baru tahu!!!" tekik Pakcik Mohsin, sambil mengangkat tangan seperti hendak memukul si Ali yang nakal.

Voon Chan
08-24-2005, 02:07 PM
dalam drama minggu ini: "aku tangankan kan nanti, baru tahu!!!" tekik Pakcik Mohsin, sambil mengangkat tangan seperti hendak memukul si Ali yang nakal.
Sah! Awak ni anak Puan Hasini:p

song cm
08-24-2005, 02:08 PM
dalam drama minggu ini: "aku tangankan kan nanti, baru tahu!!!" tekik Pakcik Mohsin, sambil mengangkat tangan seperti hendak memukul si Ali yang nakal.

oh....i takut lorr......

hey, did u know dat during one of the CNY, abang James actually elbowed mine on my eyebrow durin a football game until i require a few stitches....ouch...

Sila
08-24-2005, 02:08 PM
Sah! Awak ni anak Puan Hasini:p
hopefully the sentence was right. nanti dia tengok, kalau ada mistakes, nanti sure i kena kutuk!! :cheesy:

but hopefully the example helped explain "tangankan"

Voon Chan
08-24-2005, 02:09 PM
hopefully the sentence was right. nanti dia tengok, kalau ada mistakes, nanti sure i kena kutuk!! :cheesy:

but hopefully the example helped explain "tangankan"very good indeed

Sila
08-24-2005, 02:09 PM
oh....i takut lorr......

hey, did u know dat during one of the CNY, abang James actually elbowed mine on my eyebrow durin a football game until i require a few stitches....ouch...
holy cow!! jangan main-main! bukan sahaja boleh kena tangan, tapi boleh juga kena siku!! :eek:

Voon Chan
08-24-2005, 02:10 PM
Honestly, how do you punish a 32 years old son?

song cm
08-24-2005, 02:11 PM
hopefully the sentence was right. nanti dia tengok, kalau ada mistakes, nanti sure i kena kutuk!! :cheesy:

but hopefully the example helped explain "tangankan"

thanks sila...its cystal clear

Sila
08-24-2005, 02:16 PM
Honestly, how do you punish a 32 years old son?
cut off funding. must be hard hearted. teach him to be a man.

song cm
08-24-2005, 02:17 PM
cut off funding. must be hard hearted. teach him to be a man.

i agree...this is the only way...and kick him out of the house too....

Sila
08-24-2005, 02:17 PM
thanks sila...its cystal clear
anytime :D

Voon Chan
08-24-2005, 02:20 PM
i agree...this is the only way...and kick him out of the house too....Father's heart is too soft I think

Chris C
08-24-2005, 02:20 PM
cut off funding. must be hard hearted. teach him to be a man.
...agree here.......if that man is soft hearted, he's indirectly helping his son to be more teruk.....

Voon Chan
08-24-2005, 02:22 PM
I will talk to his father later
Any more solution for this man?

Sila
08-24-2005, 02:23 PM
no lah. i think he must take action and stick to his decisions. keraskan hati, because this is really for the good of his son what.

James Nga
08-24-2005, 02:23 PM
Father's heart is too soft I think

Haaaaaa........That's the conclusion....Salah bapak jugak in the end.....


Waah macam the Malay story Anakku Sazali

Voon Chan
08-24-2005, 02:26 PM
Haaaaaa........That's the conclusion....Salah bapak jugak in the end.....


Waah macam the Malay story Anakku Sazali Betul jugak.
Emotion, very difficult to control

Sila
08-24-2005, 02:29 PM
Haaaaaa........That's the conclusion....Salah bapak jugak in the end.....


Waah macam the Malay story Anakku Sazali
ala kasimmmm!!

ooops - wrong movie.. :D

James Nga
08-24-2005, 02:32 PM
ala kasimmmm!!

ooops - wrong movie.. :D

Ya la Wrong Movie - That's "Ibu Mertuaku" (errr...my "real" ibu mertua memang a nice person...)

Sila
08-24-2005, 02:36 PM
Ya la Wrong Movie - That's "Ibu Mertuaku" (errr...my "real" ibu mertua memang a nice person...)
ah, Ibu Mertuaku. what a classic movie!

Voon Chan
08-25-2005, 08:29 AM
Now, is this thread is turning in to a malay classic movie thread?

James Nga
08-25-2005, 06:24 PM
Now, is this thread is turning in to a malay classic movie thread?

"Life is sometimes like a movie" - James Shaiksepere

Voon Chan
08-26-2005, 10:14 AM
"Life is sometimes like a movie" - James ShaiksepereEqually ironic.
Movie always with happy ending, life is............................never ending story

James Nga
08-26-2005, 02:11 PM
Equally ironic.
Movie always with happy ending, life is............................never ending story

Not really - Movie ends after 1.5, 2 or 3 hours later. Life may takes a century.....Good life is still in the end...

Look forward and expect it everyday, Bro. That's why we are still in this journey..

Voon Chan
08-26-2005, 02:13 PM
Not really - Movie ends after 1.5, 2 or 3 hours later. Life may takes a century.....Good life is still in the end...

Look forward and expect it everyday, Bro. That's why we are still in this journey..And the journey contnue...................................

James Nga
09-08-2005, 12:23 AM
And the journey contnue...................................

will someone end this thread punya riwayat.... since the conclusion to nirwana is attained by Abbot VC :laugh:

Voon Chan
09-08-2005, 08:23 AM
will someone end this thread punya riwayat.... since the conclusion to nirwana is attained by Abbot VC :laugh:Thank you. Amen