Thomas Cup - Malaysia vs China

[KoChun]

I need to confirm the players list as soon as possible. Need to finalise team strategies sooner rather than later. Below are the details of the event. So, please contribute and work to finalise this event of the year.

Tournament : PJ Open 2004
Date : 4th Dec 2004
Time : 4pm-6pm
Venue : PJ, Taman Megah badminton hall, court #8
Sponsor : China badminton Federation (CBF) and Badminton Association of Malaysia (BAM)
Event : 4 mens doubles (including 1 clown pair)
Guest of Honour : daBoss & daLady
Prize : Cheu Nen Bui for winners

Players list as below.
1. Alkapocino
2. Fulat
3. Ah Bau
4. Captain Ching (Alka, I need confirmation)
5. KoChun
6. jcwong (Alka, please check with him for confirmation)
7. Hock Mun (yet to confirmed, I will liase with Ah Bau for confirmation)
8. Alan Yu (must play last pair lah, always come late punya)

Note: Alka, please confirm players 4, 6 & 8. The rest, I will take care.

Is it appropriate for fishboy to play for our team? Nanti kena complain match-fixing. How do you all see?

Datanglah beramai-ramai.

[fishboy]

fishboy is cina punya "clownpair" .. just to makeup number..i dunthink you all need reserve player.. nanti no chans to play due to time constraint..

[KoChun]

fishboy, not to worry. Those reserves are for emergencies. Just in case any of the 8 players unable to make it. We will not bring 20 players, that's for sure.

[Alkapocino]

Note: Alka, please confirm players 1, 2, 4 & 8. The rest, I will take care.




Okie doc!

[Fulat]

I want to play, I want to play......

[siewjang]

I want to play, I want to play......
Fulat will be the clown?

[Fulat]

Fulat will be the clown?
[EDIT]! I was part of the Manjung champions in 88/89 ok?

[song cm]

[EDIT]! I was part of the Manjung champions in 88/89 ok?

Fulat, er.... dat is like 15 yrs ago....sure still can or not?........ ;)

[KoChun]

I want to play, I want to play......

We shall see how. I talk to fishboy, maybe can increase to 5 pairs. I know you can play, Fulat.

[fishboy]

kocun,i m having problem even to find 4 pairs here myself coz cinabadass(china badminton assc) is having their having annual dinner & drunk on the night before the match...many players don't want to commit.. they rather get drunk..haha..may i suggest that u put the acsians first choice...???

[siewjang]

[EDIT]! I was part of the Manjung champions in 88/89 ok?
muahahaha... 88/89. Oui! now is 2004, the spare tyre around your waist can make you float in the water when you fart.

[Linkinfark]

I want to play, I want to play......

I can partner fulat!! He can cover the court for me... all rounder..

[Alkapocino]

[EDIT] Shit I missed this part, what was it again?! I was part of the Manjung champions in 88/89 ok?

Hmm...same kaki. We oso MDM Champions...for 3 consecutive years. Bring on Fulat, KoChun. He is in. We need him.


We shall see how. I talk to fishboy, maybe can increase to 5 pairs. I know you can play, Fulat.

Let's see he can still play. Bring him on. Fulat, you confirm IN?

[KoChun]

kocun,i m having problem even to find 4 pairs here myself coz cinabadass(china badminton assc) is having their having annual dinner & drunk on the night before the match...many players don't want to commit.. they rather get drunk..haha..may i suggest that u put the acsians first choice...???

fishboy, I try to get more ACSians to play for my team. As this is my badminton gang (not ACS gang) vs your China gang, the aim is to have some fun and not be embarassed. Therefore, team selection is vital to achieve the aim.

I will try to include as many ACSians as possible, including Fulat.

Alka, I need your confirmation. Ah Bau still have not given me any confirmation. Nevermind, I chase him again.

[Fulat]

Hmm...same kaki. We oso MDM Champions...for 3 consecutive years. Bring on Fulat, KoChun. He is in. We need him.

Let's see he can still play. Bring him on. Fulat, you confirm IN?

OK! On.

Confirmed on the 4th Dec 4-6pm? Got prize ah? What is the stake? the other party good or not? Who r we playing against?

[Fulat]

muahahaha... 88/89. Oui! now is 2004, the spare tyre around your waist can make you float in the water when you fart.

I might be 15 years older, my tummy might be bigger, I might be heavier, slower but I can also be a smarter player right?

Anyway, I am still playing weekly at least once or twice. So, I am sure I can still kick and ass or 2.

[Alkapocino]

OK! On.

Confirmed on the 4th Dec 4-6pm? Got prize ah? What is the stake? the other party good or not? Who r we playing against?
The prize wil be a BBQ fish.

What is at stake? If you kalah, don't call yourself Fulat, call MeenLat (jatuh maruah - no face).

We are up against Zhao Jianhua and the members of the Chinese Sports Club. Trembling now!! Still not too late to withdraw.

Drive me there on the 4th okay. :D

[Fulat]

fishboy, I try to get more ACSians to play for my team. As this is my badminton gang (not ACS gang) vs your China gang, the aim is to have some fun and not be embarassed. Therefore, team selection is vital to achieve the aim.

I will try to include as many ACSians as possible, including Fulat.

Alka, I need your confirmation. Ah Bau still have not given me any confirmation. Nevermind, I chase him again.
You need more player or not? My younger brader (W. Lee) also can play. That [EDIT] is now better than me (ahem!..I used to kick his [EDIT] when in skool) and I can partner him.

[Alkapocino]

You need more player or not? My younger brader (W. Lee) also can play. That [EDIT] is now better than me (ahem!..I used to kick his [EDIT] when in skool) and I can partner him.The one whom helped me to polish my shoes and carry my bags in my prime time?. Can he play? Bring him on too.

[Fulat]

The prize wil be a BBQ fish.

What is at stake? If you kalah, don't call yourself Fulat, call MeenLat (jatuh maruah - no face).

We are up against Zhao Jianhua and the members of the Chinese Sports Club. Trembling now!! Still not too late to withdraw.

Drive me there on the 4th okay. :D

Wah lan!! Against Zhao Jianhua ah? they will make mince meat out of us!! no need us, i think our BAM backup squad also become mince meat.

Anyway, I am on for the challenge. No problem, we can go together.

[Alkapocino]

That's our Fulat! No matter what just make sure dun lat sie (face drop)

[Fulat]

The one whom helped me to polish my shoes and carry my bags in my prime time?. Can he play? Bring him on too.

Ya! confirmed, he will join. I can partner him.

[fishboy]

wah!!! all manjung players ah ... cinabadass is gonna get a real trashing..me gonna get sack from my co. already for getting my colleagues + boss being humiliated...

[Fulat]

wah!!! all manjung players ah ... cinabadass is gonna get a real trashing..me gonna get sack from my co. already for getting my colleagues + boss being humiliated...
Aiyah, manjung player between 15-20 years ago is very different from now lah. Last time can go forward nd backwards, now can go forward but no reverse gear.

U know, a bout 2 weeks back, once of my badminton group members actually died on court playing. He was playing singles and that [EDIT] is 52 years old and had a bypass before. For the love of the game, his sacrifised his life.

[fishboy]

are u trying to say that sacrifising my job is not as bad as sacrifising life is it?? haha ..well!! the all-forward-no-reverse-gear games sounds more likes tennis..!! really looking forward see you guys (ex-manjung) players in action.. JC !!! are you in the team..?? or are you busy breast-feeding??

[Rogue trader]

Hey fishboy ! Make sure while talking so much you do not wrongly pay somebody's medical claims. Their life depend on it !!! :)

[Alkapocino]

Muahahaha...no need to eat also full liao reading all your postings! Jimbo, are you done with your breast feeding yet??
:D

[song cm]

Aiyah, manjung player between 15-20 years ago is very different from now lah. Last time can go forward nd backwards, now can go forward but no reverse gear.


Fulat,

Very good explanation...I know what u mean... Just played badminton yesterday......if only as mobile as b4.

[Fulat]

Muahahaha...no need to eat also full liao reading all your postings! Jimbo, are you done with your breast feeding yet??
:D

Jimbo breast feeding? hahaha.... no wonder lah breast growing bigger.

[KoChun]

Players list updated, please check it out.

jcwong, please confirm by replying in this thread or PM me, thanks.

Alka, Teck and my gay partner unable to make it. Hock Mun most probably unable to make it too. Maybe we will go for 100% ACS team, after all. Any more name to propose?

jcwong & fulat, I kindly invite you to join us this coming Monday (29th Nov) in Tmn Megah, PJ, court #2 from 8:30-11:00pm.

[JC]

My apologies for the late reply... I missed this thread.. :o

As much as I would like to show Cinabadass what we Sitiawanese are made of... :mad: thousand apologies.. Got class from 2pm - 7pm at Pusat Bandar Damansara...
Of all days, u all go and choose 4th Dec.. aiyah.. :(

For the rest taking part... KICK ASS... Jia yu!! Jia yu!!

[KoChun]

JC, we need a clown, that's why we are getting you (no offence hor). Really not able to make it? Okay, me look for alternatives.

Alka, Happyghost and JCWong both unable to make it. Got anymore clown to invite? Time is running out.

[Alkapocino]

JC, we need a clown, that's why we are getting you (no offence hor). Really not able to make it? Okay, me look for alternatives.

Alka, Happyghost and JCWong both unable to make it. Got anymore clown to invite? Time is running out.
daBoss could be one of the candidates you should consider.

[daBoss]

you guys haven't seen my badminton power yet...

[fishboy]

boss can play with me...

[Alkapocino]

you guys haven't seen my badminton power yet...

Ikan : boss can play with me...



That means........ :D

[fishboy]

i found someone whom i can beat at badminton.. :D

[fishboy]

boss.. you got badminton racket or not?? :D

[Alkapocino]

i found someone whom i can beat at badminton.. :D
Nyek nyek nyek...

daBoss - you want to prove your worth? Don't worry boss, I can loan you my super duper racket. Ar hahahahaha.

[KoChun]

boss.. you got badminton racket or not?? :D

This question got a lot of meanings behind it leh? Not to worry about racquet. Alka got super racket, I also got one.

[daBoss]

ikan, you look me no up ah? dun pray pray me you know. last time i dreamt that i was manjung player...

[siewjang]

This question got a lot of meanings behind it leh? Not to worry about racquet. Alka got super racket, I also got one.
The racquet need battery or not ah?

[KoChun]

The racquet need battery or not ah?

Need battery one is for killing mosquitoes lah, Jang. I know you have one at home.

[Fulat]

jcwong & fulat, I kindly invite you to join us this coming Monday (29th Nov) in Tmn Megah, PJ, court #2 from 8:30-11:00pm.

KoChun,

Thanks for the invite, my regular weekly game is only on Monday starting from 7-9pm. However, I have a problem. I have a strained neck muscle which makes me turn like a robot since last friday. If I recover by tomorrow, then I will come, maybe late 2 join u guys for a few games if my stamina permits.

Can you also include my brother in the list? My regular partner. :cool:

[ah-wong]

How come I don't see Mr. Chop Wah Seong in the playing list??

DaBoss,
Got online live update result for this event or not? :D

[KoChun]

Fulat, please bring your brother along, if he can make it tomorrow night. We need players and I need to see him (including you) playing in person.

Ah Wong, as explained over the phone just now, Chop Wah Seong is no more MIP (most improved player). He is more like a MIA player now :mad: . We also missed you, you should be a good candidate for the clown pair.

Live results? Try www.livebadmintonacsvschinaattamanmegah.com on the 4th Dec. (I doubt you can get anything there :D )

[ah-wong]

I can't even remember how to hold a badminton raquet by now :(

I think I have served my time as a clown for the past few years liau. Time to retire...

[Alkapocino]

It's okay ah wong I will take over your place till you rejoin the team. :o

[KoChun]

Ah Wong will only be back during Chinese New Year. Guess it will be for a short period only. Not sure got chance to spar on the court or not. Maybe in Sitiawan lah.

Alka, bring your racquets home for CNY. As usual, play with my fatty brother. And scolding all those !$&^@$$%&@. Remember? Pressure hor...

[Alkapocino]

Call your brother fatty...how abt you? I like playing along with your brothers. Same lingo mah. :D

[KoChun]

Call your brother fatty...how abt you? I like playing along with your brothers. Same lingo mah. :D

Me? Fatty bomp bomp lor :D . Okay, CNY session also on. Maybe we can get Happyghost then, right? Do I see you tonight?

Fulat and partner, coming tonight?

[Fulat]

Fulat and partner, coming tonight?

Coming. Will be around after 9pm coz my earlier session finishes at about that time. Hopefully my neck doesnt give way. Still hurts a bit. Need to take pain killer..........

[JC]

JIA YU...
JIA YU...

Beat the crap out of your opponents... Make sure you give chance to Ikan... We don't want him to shy away from the forum... :D

[fishboy]

tq jc, you can read my mind...i was thinking of disappearing from the match already.. so , now i can assume cinabadass is 1-0 up..

[Linkinfark]

Coming. Will be around after 9pm coz my earlier session finishes at about that time. Hopefully my neck doesnt give way. Still hurts a bit. Need to take pain killer..........

Take Guinness Stout + 2 eggs... Instant cure...

[Fulat]

Take Guinness Stout + 2 eggs... Instant cure...

Linkinfark, wanna cum tonite?

[Linkinfark]

Linkinfark, wanna cum tonite?

Myself kampung player only wor?! Never represent school or district? No challenge for you guys mah... But will try and see how lor, thanks for the invite! :rolleyes:

[ah-wong]

Ha ha ha. Wonder where are my old racquets?? Probably only left the frame.

[JC]

OK.. talk talk over oledi.... Now, share with us the results...

[Fulat]

OK.. talk talk over oledi.... Now, share with us the results...
The fatties prevail!!!! Wanna know the result, come on Saturday or forever hold your peace.

[Linkinfark]

The fatties prevail!!!! Wanna know the result, come on Saturday or forever hold your peace.

Isn't it forever hold your piece?! :p

[KgKoh30centsAisKacang]

haha..linkinfark... you always hold your piece ? sometimes you have to let go of it and let other ppl hold it also. cannot keep it for yourself only

[KoChun]

The fatties prevail!!!! Wanna know the result, come on Saturday or forever hold your peace.

Eh, which fatties you referring to? I thought the whole gang also out of shape one? Tell me, who is not out of shape?

Anyway, well done. You (fulat + aiskacang) are tentatively assigned to take the lead (playing 1st doubles) this coming Saturday.

[Linkinfark]

haha..linkinfark... you always hold your piece ? sometimes you have to let go of it and let other ppl hold it also. cannot keep it for yourself only

Would you like to hold??! :D

[ausman]

hei... what???? hold what??? raquect or..>? :)

money.....


....still pursuing for quota for the day.... else shit no title upgrade from da boss... ciss

[ausman]

so ko chun how is your team coming up????? are they going to beat or get beate....n

fishboy how is your team....... r they drunk ....

[ausman]

hey fishboy... how come no mix-double... ah? your co... don't have female staff?....

[KoChun]

so ko chun how is your team coming up????? are they going to beat or get beate....n


Well, I cannot predict the future. Or else, I would have struck the lottery many times. All I can say is that the team morale is good, confidence is high and players are motivated.

Results will be out by Saturday 6:00pm. Stay tuned.

[ausman]

who ask you to predict...else you will be god-lah... and won't be working for people....


:)

How many more to go...... da boss.... shit....what am I talking about...

Anyway... guys... may the force be with you this saturday.... hee...hee

[Linkinfark]

who ask you to predict...else you will be god-lah... and won't be working for people....


:)

How many more to go...... da boss.... shit....what am I talking about...

Anyway... guys... may the force be with you this saturday.... hee...hee

Dude, what's the quota of the day?? Got prizes ah? Me also one leh..

[fishboy]

hey fishboy... how come no mix-double... ah? your co... don't have female staff?....
i don't see any ladies playing in Malaysia team neither

[ausman]

i don't see any ladies playing in Malaysia team neither

Hellow...are you sure.... no ladies play in Malaysia Team.

check first b/4 u talk.... "bull shit....
:D

[fishboy]

hey fishboy... how come no mix-double... ah? your co... don't have female staff?....

hey!!! mr aus !!!! As far as i know,Thomas Cup is a tournament for MAN only.. if you want to play with women... go join uber cup...

[fishboy]

You (fulat + aiskacang) are tentatively assigned to take the lead (playing 1st doubles) this coming Saturday.

Looks like cinabadass is going to get the first point. :D

[KoChun]

Looks like cinabadass is going to get the first point. :D

Sun Tzu tactic, 'Make your enemy over-confident... Attack from higher ground, like a lightning...'

[fishboy]

Sun Tzu tactic, 'Make your enemy over-confident... Attack from higher ground, like a lightning...'

BAM tactic = just go and play.. if lose already, we can go party till dawn tonite

[Fulat]

Isn't it forever hold your piece?! :p
Moderators...Edit! Edit!! Very vulgar!! I cannot take it! Linkinfarker ask us to hold his penis...err...I mean piece.

The only piece I hold is my own but then again, I allow the soft hands of the opposite sex to hold it too with some conditions that applies.

[Fulat]

Eh, which fatties you referring to? I thought the whole gang also out of shape one? Tell me, who is not out of shape?

Anyway, well done. You (fulat + aiskacang) are tentatively assigned to take the lead (playing 1st doubles) this coming Saturday.
That was what I said and you read it right!! All fatties..but Ausman beat me to the biggest tummy category.

Special request can ah? we play 2nd doubles can ah? 1st doubles very preasure lah. If lose, kena fark, if win, then opponent says strategy, they field the weakess pair first. So, in between the best. Is the 1st pair loses, then the 2nd pair lose, the farking not so teruk.

So, request accepted? By editing my post means accepted.

[Linkinfark]

Moderators...Edit! Edit!! Very vulgar!! I cannot take it! Linkinfarker ask us to hold his penis...err...I mean piece.

The only piece I hold is my own but then again, I allow the soft hands of the opposite sex to hold it too with some conditions that applies.

Brother, I say hold your piece, can be a piece of cake, a piece of pie or even a piece of meat. Up to individuals to interpret.

I believe the condition to hold yr piece is with baby oil?!

[cireria]

Moderators...Edit! Edit!! Very vulgar!! I cannot take it! Linkinfarker ask us to hold his penis...err...I mean piece.

The only piece I hold is my own but then again, I allow the soft hands of the opposite sex to hold it too with some conditions that applies.
hmmm...

[Fulat]

I believe the condition to hold yr piece is with baby oil?!
No. Sun tan lotion, only after applying on my back and if I decide not to go diving after that!! hahahahahaha......................

[KoChun]

Fulat, request not accepted, as of now. We shall see how on the match day.

Hey, I thought you were the district champion in 89 & 90? Correct me if I am wrong. Apa lah, ini sikit-sikit pun ada pressure meh?

[Fulat]

Hey, I thought you were the district champion in 89 & 90? Correct me if I am wrong. Apa lah, ini sikit-sikit pun ada pressure meh?
Hello brader, 88 & 89 lah. 90 already graduated from the torture of all the the evil ACS teachers minus my mother of course lah.

[KoChun]

Eh, soli hah. Matematik tak pandai lah... Salah kira pulak. :rolleyes:

[ausman]

hey!!! mr aus !!!! As far as i know,Thomas Cup is a tournament for MAN only.. if you want to play with women... go join uber cup...
Okie...okie...okie.... soli...soli... ikan.

I tought u said Malaysia Team ONLY.... Got your msg loud and tepat.

Wah-lau... my :(

[fishboy]

Sun Tzu tactic, 'Make your enemy over-confident... Attack from higher ground, like a lightning...'

a very important tip to the capt of BAM:
Make sure your 1st & nd pair is very strong.
3rd & 4th shold be kacang putih for you all..

[KoChun]

ausman, check your PM. I need your answer now.

[captainc]

fishboy, the bam team is oozing with confidence.....we hv district champ 86-88,90-95 3 x acs captain, perak runner up with has sparred with the real bam elite member, university player etc (u name the championship title, these ppl hv got it)................no need strategy one. simply bantai the combination, the results will still be same, 0-15,0-15.

[fishboy]

fishboy, the bam team is oozing with confidence.....we hv district champ 86-88,90-95 3 x acs captain, perak runner up with has sparred with the real bam elite member, university player etc (u name the championship title, these ppl hv got it)................no need strategy one. simply bantai the combination, the results will still be same, 0-15,0-15.
huh??? winning manjung district champs= 1.5 star tournament...cinabadass has a Malacca squash 3rd Div Champion + S'gor Closed Badminton Veteran Champion .. ehem + Ronald Mcdonald's sparring clown-partner (champion in kids category under 8)... you all better tremble in fear..

[ausman]

huh??? winning manjung district champs= 1.5 star tournament...cinabadass has a Malacca squash 3rd Div Champion + S'gor Closed Badminton Veteran Champion .. ehem + Ronald Mcdonald's sparring clown-partner (champion in kids category under 8)... you all better tremble in fear..


uooouuuuooooo I'm trembling ...... :eek:

I'm ......

ikan are you sure or not........??????

[fishboy]

uooouuuuooooo I'm trembling ...... :eek:

I'm ......

ikan are you sure or not........??????
watch & be amazed tomorrow...

[captainc]

like i said, agreed with u...didn't you see the score, 0-15 x 2 (not 15-0 x 2) ;-) maybe revised as we would not too stoop so low as lose to some veteran champ, tat will be 15-0 x2 if we send our youngest,brightest and upcoming STAR player for ABB and our former perak no2 player which has sparred with bam player (we are talking abt "NATIONAL" level here, not some old obsecure vet champ or state level stuff).

malacca 3rd div squash champ, ooooopsss, i tot malacca is known for satay celup not squash! ausman shud be able to beat him blue black...

[fishboy]

bam is very prone to upsets... :D

[Fulat]

huh??? winning manjung district champs= 1.5 star tournament...cinabadass has a Malacca squash 3rd Div Champion + S'gor Closed Badminton Veteran Champion .. ehem + Ronald Mcdonald's sparring clown-partner (champion in kids category under 8)... you all better tremble in fear..Like that only ah? Than myself more terror already!!

1) 2004 Undisputed ACS Forum Farking People Champion
2) 1979-1989 wear Champion Shoes from China.
3) 1983 Undisputed Manjung Rollerskating Champion (not the one on the 6th floor of Wisma Ganda) No kidding!!!

So who more terror? Scared or not?

[Alkapocino]

Now I latfu.

Scared the fu off me. :D

Talk so loud ...better make sure you wear belt tomorrow. Don't LatFu.

[captainc]

Ok world champion champion....time for talking is over.........time to either kick a** or kick the buc***