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jerrychoo2004
08-09-2005, 03:02 PM
well for those n KL just look outside the window....so terrible now the haze
hope tonIght in the news the government will not say the air is still healthy >.<
i can barely see outside and it looks like the end of the world :laugh:
vicky boy
08-09-2005, 03:03 PM
well for those n KL just look outside the window....so terrible now the haze
hope tonIght in the news the government will not say the air is still healthy >.<
i can barely see outside and it looks like the end of the world :laugh:
same here...... cant even go to toilet.... in side the toilet also hazy
Voon Chan
08-09-2005, 03:03 PM
See
http://www.acs-sitiawan.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2416
Hisham
08-09-2005, 03:06 PM
Also
http://www.acs-sitiawan.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2342
jerrychoo2004
08-09-2005, 03:09 PM
no cannot see any post on haze which comes as a surprise to me
u all go talk on the class thread >.<
jerrychoo2004
08-09-2005, 03:13 PM
oh hisham that thread ah on page two now...no wonder i cannot find it :P
Hisham
08-09-2005, 03:15 PM
oh hisham that thread ah on page two now...no wonder i cannot find it :P
Ah, it's no problem. I think you may continue with this thread, because my thread's was during the first day of this haze season and Voon Chan's thread is about haze and work condition affecting him. So this can act as a general haze thread.
jerrychoo2004
08-09-2005, 03:50 PM
well the haze certainly is affecting me too...feeling weak and no energy...a bit blur blur now too
Voon Chan
08-09-2005, 03:53 PM
well the haze certainly is affecting me too...feeling weak and no energy...a bit blur blur now tooso you are a blur blur buaya trainee now?
siewjang
08-09-2005, 03:55 PM
some ppl blur blur can forget to wear underwear to work. i hope you are not like this.
Voon Chan
08-09-2005, 03:57 PM
some ppl blur blur can forget to wear underwear to work. i hope you are not like this.:eek: , how do you know?
Must have seen it
KoChun
08-09-2005, 04:03 PM
I can't even read this thread. Demmm, too hazy in my office.
Got to go home now. :p
jerrychoo2004
08-09-2005, 04:38 PM
wtf go home at 4pm???? u lucky devil :mad:
i also wanna go home..... :squeeze:
KoChun
08-09-2005, 05:23 PM
wtf go home at 4pm???? u lucky devil :mad:
i also wanna go home..... :squeeze:
Devil still around lah. :p
WitchKing
08-09-2005, 05:25 PM
same here...... cant even go to toilet.... in side the toilet also hazy
..very hard to aim.
KoChun
08-09-2005, 05:29 PM
..very hard to aim.
Just shoot wild then.
WitchKing
08-09-2005, 05:32 PM
Just shoot wild then.
Can't, might hit the cleaning lady.
KoChun
08-09-2005, 05:34 PM
Can't, might hit the cleaning lady.
Who ask her to hide inside there, makan ular at this hour?
WitchKing
08-09-2005, 05:36 PM
Who ask her to hide inside there, makan ular at this hour?
With all this haze around, I'm guessing she's in there for a spot of 'relatively' 'fresh' air.
KoChun
08-09-2005, 05:42 PM
Relatively fresh air??? Muahahahaha... :laugh:
[f]ish
08-09-2005, 05:46 PM
same here...... cant even go to toilet.... in side the toilet also hazy
that's after someone smoke in toiletlah...
siewjang
08-10-2005, 09:17 AM
The metrological department confirmed today that the sudden haze is because the crocodile with the name start with R's ass is on fire - Ball.
Hisham
08-10-2005, 09:18 AM
The metrological department confirmed today that the sudden haze is because Rafidah's ass is on fire - Ball.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
That's the funniest thing I heard all week.
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 09:22 AM
The metrological department confirmed today that the sudden haze is because Rafidah's ass is on fire - Ball.She is hot at the moment. Real hot!
Hisham
08-10-2005, 09:26 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/arctrooperbum/acs/argh01.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/arctrooperbum/acs/argh02.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/arctrooperbum/acs/argh03.jpg
some ppl blur blur can forget to wear underwear to work. i hope you are not like this.
:eek: sure or not? just urban legend la..
The metrological department confirmed today that the sudden haze is because Rafidah's ass is on fire - Ball.
pls edit ur post... otherwise mods, better move this underground ?
(wah, sound like a mod liao...) :p
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 09:42 AM
pls edit ur post... otherwise mods, better move this underground ?
(wah, sound like a mod liao...) :pthis one no need to edit because it is a fact known by the Nation
r we really so scared of our neighbour that we dun dare to complain? i'm sure if ur neighbours start fires and all the smoke go to ur house, u would say something... but up to now, there's total silence on this... our gomen dun even dare to publish the API... sigh...
mods: enough to move this underground now? :p
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 09:48 AM
r we really so scared of our neighbour that we dun dare to complain? i'm sure if ur neighbours start fires and all the smoke go to ur house, u would say something... but up to now, there's total silence on this... our gomen dun even dare to publish the API... sigh...
mods: enough to move this underground now? :ptourist business maybe affected
Hisham
08-10-2005, 09:50 AM
tourist business maybe affected
Unless the tourists are all blind and unable to smell, I don't think it'd matter if they publish the API levels or not. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Unless the tourists are all blind and unable to smell, I don't think it'd matter if they publish the API levels or not. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
the API is more for us... excuse not to go to work ma.. :p
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 09:57 AM
the API is more for us... excuse not to go to work ma.. :pThat is good
Lava Gal
08-10-2005, 10:53 AM
Its getting pretty bad....almost 1wk since first noticed the haze here....today early morning itself very dusky dee la
All those who are...or have asthmatic children (like Vui Tse if im not mistaken) do take care & keep ur inhalers handy ya!!
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 11:44 AM
Its getting pretty bad....almost 1wk since first noticed the haze here....today early morning itself very dusky dee la
All those who are...or have asthmatic children (like Vui Tse if im not mistaken) do take care & keep ur inhalers handy ya!!Vui Ctze, got no problem. But he is allergic to Erythomycin, Voltaren & etc
jerrychoo2004
08-10-2005, 11:51 AM
Vui Ctze, got no problem. But he is allergic to Erythomycin, Voltaren & etc
O.O what is that? as for me....really got different feel now....getting a bit dizzy and sore throat
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 11:59 AM
O.O what is that? as for me....really got different feel now....getting a bit dizzy and sore throatName of drugs
jerrychoo2004
08-10-2005, 12:09 PM
hahaha good for u, u can be sure your kid will not be a drug addict :laugh:
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 12:13 PM
hahaha good for u, u can be sure your kid will not be a drug addict :laugh:You are so thin, you can be mistaken for one.
Odysseus
08-10-2005, 12:16 PM
From my office in Cyberjaya, the opposite building is going to be 'gone' very soon. The visibility is so poor.
Last evening, from TV3 in BU, I can't even see the hill near where Alka lives.
Hisham
08-10-2005, 12:19 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/arctrooperbum/acs/argh02.jpg
Remeber this picture from the post I made this morning? Now Menara Maxisegar, the tallest building you can barely see in that picture, is now gone.
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 12:20 PM
Hisham, OMG, everything will be gone soon
Lava Gal
08-10-2005, 12:21 PM
this haze's like a plague dee la...muz drink lots & lotsa h2o...me throat getting so dry & coughing sumore! :blink:
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 12:22 PM
this haze's like a plague dee la...muz drink lots & lotsa h2o...me throat getting so dry & coughing sumore! :blink:there is a forummer by that name
She is going to be :mad: if you drink her
Hisham
08-10-2005, 12:44 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/arctrooperbum/acs/argh04.jpg
I took this picture 5 minutes ago. Same view as the picture I just reposted, zoomed towards Menara Maxisegar.
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 12:48 PM
I can't see menara maxi segar anymore
Hisham
08-10-2005, 12:49 PM
I can't see menara maxi segar anymore
Yeah, you should be able to see at least the bae of the tower... but no longer.
Everything is all yellow. Maybe it's an alien attack.
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 12:50 PM
Yeah, you should be able to see at least the bae of the tower... but no longer.
Everything is all yellow. Maybe it's an alien attack.Like War of the World?
jerrychoo2004
08-10-2005, 12:54 PM
ya....:( so bad......make me stay at office eat malay food for lunch....no mood to go out eat coz of the haze...inside office also feeling stuffy and there is a little smell too
dontbullshit
08-10-2005, 12:55 PM
Hazy, Hazy nite... that's where I want to see... :D
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 12:55 PM
WANTED
Rain Bomoh
Only those who are still alive need to apply
&
Guarantee Rain will fall when required
Hisham
08-10-2005, 12:55 PM
Oh crap! Look!!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/arctrooperbum/acs/argh05.jpg
dontbullshit
08-10-2005, 12:58 PM
Oh crap! Look!!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/arctrooperbum/acs/argh05.jpg
Arrgghhh... Call Ultraman team... call the Father Ultra, Mother Ultra and all the Ultra family ASAP... Malaysia is beyond salvation... helppppppp
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 12:59 PM
Good One
Bomoh will fight Alien then
dontbullshit
08-10-2005, 01:01 PM
Good One
Bomoh will fight Alien then
Malaysian bomoh against the Ultra family from Japan? No kidding... mana boleh? or maybe because of Malaysia Boleh spirit the Malaysian Bomoh can be better than Ultra family???
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 01:04 PM
Malaysian bomoh against the Ultra family from Japan? No kidding... mana boleh? or maybe because of Malaysia Boleh spirit the Malaysian Bomoh can be better than Ultra family???Sure Can. Malaysia Boleh
dontbullshit
08-10-2005, 01:06 PM
Sure Can. Malaysia Boleh
Apapun Boleh yahh???
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 01:06 PM
Apapun Boleh yahh???Insya'llah!
dontbullshit
08-10-2005, 01:08 PM
Insya'llah!
Since when did you convert to Islam?? :D
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 01:26 PM
Since when did you convert to Islam?? :DNever convert. :)
jerrychoo2004
08-10-2005, 02:16 PM
heard that the afternoon school in malaysia is cancelled now
this is getting worse :squeeze:
if this goes on ...maybe isytihar darurat......LOL
all no need to work.... :laugh:
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 02:19 PM
heard that the afternoon school in malaysia is cancelled now
this is getting worse :squeeze:
if this goes on ...maybe isytihar darurat......LOL
all no need to work.... :laugh:it is not a joke
People with breathing problem is badly affected
i am one of them too
Hisham
08-10-2005, 02:22 PM
I can't say I'm having breathing problems, but my eyes are beginning to seriously water indoors.
Sila! Euj! Lilian! Dino! Artemis! Cyberk! If we all in Malaysia die in the next 24 hours, avenge our deaths!!!!
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 02:24 PM
I can't say I'm having breathing problems, but my eyes are beginning to seriously water indoors.
Sila! Euj! Lilian! Dino! Artemis! Cyberk! If we all in Malaysia die in the next 24 hours, avenge our deaths!!!!That is very serious!
jerrychoo2004
08-10-2005, 02:33 PM
we are all gonna die or suffer serious illness soon :crying:
can't believe our gomen is doing NOTHING abt this situation. well, let's hope that they discuss this at the cabinet meeting today... otherwise, time to change gomen!!
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 02:35 PM
can't believe our gomen is doing NOTHING abt this situation. well, let's hope that they discuss this at the cabinet meeting today... otherwise, time to change gomen!!to the Gomen, AP issue is more important than this haze issue
WTF, is so important or more important than the public health?
Hisham
08-10-2005, 02:36 PM
can't believe our gomen is doing NOTHING abt this situation. well, let's hope that they discuss this at the cabinet meeting today... otherwise, time to change gomen!!
Tengok-tengok nanti, today they all cuti go to Europe with their families because of the haze.
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 02:37 PM
Tengok-tengok nanti, today they all cuti go to Europe with their families because of the haze.Not even i% of the M'sian population can do that
dontbullshit
08-10-2005, 02:44 PM
can't believe our gomen is doing NOTHING abt this situation. well, let's hope that they discuss this at the cabinet meeting today... otherwise, time to change gomen!!
Apart from blaming Indonesian gomen, what else can the gomen do?? To be fair, nothing except for issuing statements to prohibit open burning etc.. which is all so academic...Even if gomen blames Indonesia for not paying enough attention in combatting the open burning problems, the Indonesia will hantam by stating that it is the Malaysians who caused the problems in Sumatra.. so back to square one...
Apart from blaming Indonesian gomen, what else can the gomen do?? To be fair, nothing except for issuing statements to prohibit open burning etc.. which is all so academic...Even if gomen blames Indonesia for not paying enough attention in combatting the open burning problems, the Indonesia will hantam by stating that it is the Malaysians who caused the problems in Sumatra.. so back to square one...
how so? :confused:
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 03:19 PM
Apart from blaming Indonesian gomen, what else can the gomen do?? To be fair, nothing except for issuing statements to prohibit open burning etc.. which is all so academic...Even if gomen blames Indonesia for not paying enough attention in combatting the open burning problems, the Indonesia will hantam by stating that it is the Malaysians who caused the problems in Sumatra.. so back to square one...Look around our country 1st
Go to our own estate, TNB, sub-station & etc, the culprit are actually doing open burning
Smoker pollute the town
Commercial Vehicles & factory with thick smoke
Blame others before they look at our own country
Look around our country 1st
Go to our own estate, TNB, sub-station & etc, the culprit are actually doing open burning
Smoker pollute the town
Commercial Vehicles & factory with thick smoke
Blame others before they look at our own country
but no matter how much we pollute, it's never cause haze...
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 03:31 PM
but no matter how much we pollute, it's never cause haze...It will contribute substantially
Anyway, no one is interested about enviroment issues in M'sia
It will contribute substantially
Anyway, no one is interested about enviroment issues in M'sia
no one is interested in ANY issue in m'sia other than to make more money... just ask the forummers... how many of them would stick their neck out for something they believe in?
dontbullshit
08-10-2005, 03:39 PM
how so? :confused:
It's the malaysian companies operating in plantation biz. in Sumatra which ordered the farms to be burnt before replanting...
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 03:39 PM
no one is interested in ANY issue in m'sia other than to make more money... just ask the forummers... how many of them would stick their neck out for something they believe in?Exactly! People are only interested if it benefit them
Don't you think that we are a little bit self centred & selfish?
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 03:40 PM
It's the malaysian companies operating in plantation biz. in Sumatra which ordered the farms to be burnt before replanting...Betuk Jugak! Ceber Boy!
vicky boy
08-10-2005, 03:50 PM
i dun even dare to look out from my office window.... i am calling the press now..... get one of my fren working in star to write something on this..... and push the gomen
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 03:51 PM
i dun even dare to look out from my office window.... i am calling the press now..... get one of my fren working in star to write something on this..... and push the gomenThank you my dear Victor!
vicky boy
08-10-2005, 04:01 PM
just called, hahahaha they are already been aware of this..... and write out will be out these few days. hope the gomen sees it...
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 04:03 PM
Vick, I am sure the can see
But are they going act on it?
dontbullshit
08-10-2005, 04:05 PM
The visibility is so bad now (at 4.04 p.m) that I can hardly see the building next to Harwant Building in KL....
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 04:06 PM
The visibility is so bad now (at 4.04 p.m) that I can hardly see the building next to Harwant Building in KL....That bad!:eek:
LiLiaN
08-10-2005, 04:09 PM
crap... that's really bad...! :eek:
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 04:10 PM
crap... that's really bad...! :eek:people in Malaysia can still tolerate this serious enviromental issue
LiLiaN
08-10-2005, 04:11 PM
people in Malaysia can still tolerate this serious enviromental issuereally? if this is here, my god, big trouble for everyone...
plus the government can actually be fined by the EU...
actually irish gov was fined for not meeting recycling target before...
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 04:15 PM
really? if this is here, my god, big trouble for everyone...
plus the government can actually be fined by the EU...
actually irish gov was fined for not meeting recycling target before...Sad to say that M'sian in general are not so concern about enviromental issues
I write all these comments here so that people will realised that it is a very important aspect of our life
LiLiaN
08-10-2005, 04:18 PM
maybe it's time to start...
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 04:21 PM
maybe it's time to start...It has started
but people are concern about making money through commercial & own selfish gain
People is fed-up after a while
Linkinfark
08-10-2005, 04:24 PM
Close all windows and doors to your bedroom. Boil a kettle (electric)
of water in the room and allow the steam to fill the room. Allow 10-15
minutes for the fine water vapor (steam) to collect the pollutants /
particles in the air and settle down. After this the room should contain
healthier air.
HAZE
YOUR GUIDE FOR STAYING HEALTHY
WHAT IS 'HAZE' ?
Haze is a phenomenon or occurrence caused by the accumulation
of fine particles in the air which are barely visible to naked
eye.
These particles may occur naturally or may be an outcome of
human activities like open burning or smoky discharges from
factories and exhaust of motor vehicles. When these particles accumulate in
large quantities and suspend in the air, they can lock out sunlight
and visibility will be greatly reduced.
AIR POLLUTANT INDEX (API)
The API is obtained from the measurement of fine particles
(below 10 microns) and several gases which are hazardous to health such
as carbon monoxide, sulphur dioxide, nitrogen dioxide and ozone.
The API is used as a guide for measuring air quality and its
effect on health as follows :-
API VALUE STATUS
0 - 50 - Good
51 - 100 - Moderate
101 - 200 - Unhealthy
201 - 300 - Very unhealthy
301 - 500 - Dangerous
HAZE THREATENS YOUR HEALTH
Continuous hazy conditions will cause ill effects to all
people especially those in the high risk groups such as :-
1. Children
2. The elderly
3. Those with illnesses like, Asthma, Bronchitis,
Pneumonia, Chronic lung diseases, Heart diseases and Allergies
4. Cigarette smokers
5. Those who work outdoors most of the time
WHAT ARE THE SYMPTOMS OF HEALTH PROBLEMS AS A RESULT OF
EXPOSURE TO THE HAZE?
The effects of continuous exposure to the haze include:-
· Itchy sensation in the throat, and coughing,
increased phlegm
· Difficulty in breathing (wheeze) or nose block
· Pain, irritation, red and watery eyes
· Itchy skin rashes
If above symptoms persist, get advice and treatment at the
nearest clinic.
PREVENTION OF HAZE-RELATED ILLNESSES
· Close all windows and doors to your bedroom. Boil a kettle
(electric) of water in the room and allow the steam to fill
the room. Allow 10 ? 15 minutes for the fine water vapor (steam)
to collect the pollutants / particles in the air and settle down.
After this the room should contain healthier air.
Usage of face and surgical masks are of no use if they are
not regularly changed as they can act as a base for bacteria to
grow and result in other infections. Only very close fitting masks that
do not allow air to enter through the sides of the mask are
effective.
· Limit all outdoor activity as far as possible e.g avoid
outdoor sport or physical activities.
· Always wash / bathe as soon as you return from outdoors.
This will minimize eye / skin irritation. For minor eye irritation try
using over the counter eye drops e.g Eye Mo.
· Use your car air-conditioner when traveling in the car.
· Drink a lot of water.
· Smokers are advised to quit smoking.
· Those who suffer from diseases such as flu, bronchitis,
asthma, conjunctivitis, heart diseases or chronic lung diseases should
seek immediate treatment at the clinic or hospital if their
condition worsens.
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 04:27 PM
Linkin, great work!
Linkinfark
08-10-2005, 04:28 PM
Could this haze be the doing of a certain person in the cabinet.. after all, it does involve the API index.. :D
LiLiaN
08-10-2005, 04:28 PM
good work there linkin... *thumbs up*
vicky boy
08-10-2005, 04:30 PM
press cant do much but write only........ :worried:
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 04:30 PM
Could this haze be the doing of a certain person in the cabinet.. after all, it does involve the API index.. :Dthe person should walk out of the cabinet. Too heavy for the cabinetlah
Linkinfark
08-10-2005, 04:30 PM
Linkin, great work!
Just sharing from an email i received... :o
dontbullshit
08-10-2005, 04:31 PM
Could this haze be the doing of a certain person in the cabinet.. after all, it does involve the API index.. :D
FYI, API has been classified as information protected under Official Secrets Act. Therefore, you'll never be able to obtain API from gomen..
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 04:31 PM
Just sharing from an email i received... :oSharing good information here
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 04:32 PM
FYI, API has been classified as information protected under Official Secrets Act. Therefore, you'll never be able to obtain API from gomen..In malaysia, how much the gomen spend on toilet rolls also under OSA;)
It's the malaysian companies operating in plantation biz. in Sumatra which ordered the farms to be burnt before replanting...
this piece of 'gossip' has been circulating for a while... but is there proof?
dontbullshit
08-10-2005, 04:35 PM
this piece of 'gossip' has been circulating for a while... but is there proof?
So claims Indon. gomen.
Linkinfark
08-10-2005, 04:37 PM
Port Klang air quality at hazardous level
PETALING JAYA: The Air Pollutant Index (API) hit 410 in the Port Klang as at noon Wednesday.
API levels in several areas in Selangor and the Federal Territory at noon are as follows:
Kuala Lumpur - 181
Petaling Jaya - 204
Kuala Selangor - 327
Shah Alam - 316
Putrajaya - 224.
The API system as adopted in Malaysia categorises air quality as hazardous to health when the index exceeds 300, according to the Department of Environment website.
dontbullshit
08-10-2005, 04:40 PM
Port Klang air quality at hazardous level
PETALING JAYA: The Air Pollutant Index (API) hit 410 in the Port Klang as at noon Wednesday.
API levels in several areas in Selangor and the Federal Territory at noon are as follows:
Kuala Lumpur - 181
Petaling Jaya - 204
Kuala Selangor - 327
Shah Alam - 316
Putrajaya - 224.
The API system as adopted in Malaysia categorises air quality as hazardous to health when the index exceeds 300, according to the Department of Environment website.
Mana 181, I think it's more than 300. Can't even see the building next to my building clearly.
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 04:41 PM
I am waiting for Witchking to report in
Hisham
08-10-2005, 04:42 PM
Mana 181, I think it's more than 300. Can't even see the building next to my building clearly.
Yes. My house seems to be submerged in some sort of thick yellow ooze. 181, my ass.
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 04:43 PM
Yes. My house seems to be submerged in some sort of thick yellow ooze. 181, my ass.Than mean that your ass also been submerged!
dontbullshit
08-10-2005, 04:43 PM
Yes. My house seems to be submerged in some sort of thick yellow ooze. 181, my ass.
Even the air that I'm breathing is smoky.. My clerks are coughing as a result of smoky air..
Hisham
08-10-2005, 04:44 PM
Than mean that your ass also been submerged!
If kentut sure got bubble one.
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 04:45 PM
If kentut sure got bubble one.Memang hebatlah you
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 04:45 PM
Witchking! Where are you?
WitchKing
08-10-2005, 04:53 PM
Witchking! Where are you?
I just found myself in the smog...reporting in after a training seminar.
My aim in the toilet all this day resulted in friendly fire. One guy even went to the ladies toilet...the women in it cant scold him coz he said 'i couldnt see the picture outside the toilets'.....lucky bast*rd' wonder what he saw.
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 04:54 PM
I just found myself in the smog...reporting in after a training seminar.
My aim in the toilet all this day resulted in friendly fire. One guy even went to the ladies toilet...the women in it cant scold him coz he said 'i couldnt see the picture outside the toilets'.....lucky bast*rd' wonder what he saw.:laugh: , WTF is all this?
daBoss
08-10-2005, 04:55 PM
i'll brought my doctor to her doctor 3 times in 2 weeks liao... we need to burn indonesia down once and for all so that they dun give us this shit anymore... bloody people can't control their country... dem suey to be their neighbour...
WitchKing
08-10-2005, 04:58 PM
i'll brought my doctor to her doctor 3 times in 2 weeks liao... we need to burn indonesia down once and for all so that they dun give us this shit anymore... bloody people can't control their country... dem suey to be their neighbour...
That is really bad, boss. So far I only needed to bring my DAUGHTER to her doctor.... :squeeze:
daBoss
08-10-2005, 05:00 PM
ah!!! my mistake... it's supposed to be daughter... :)
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 05:00 PM
Hope everyone is healthy
Linkinfark
08-10-2005, 05:02 PM
Mana 181, I think it's more than 300. Can't even see the building next to my building clearly.
It's reported in the Star, and as at noon.. i think the forget to put a 1 in front.. :eek:
Sheet... Jln Ipoh is gone! Cant see..
Odysseus
08-10-2005, 05:03 PM
FYI, API has been classified as information protected under Official Secrets Act. Therefore, you'll never be able to obtain API from gomen..
Apparently, the OSA has been lifted la... wait till we hear on the news... :eek:
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 05:04 PM
Apparently, the OSA has been lifted la... wait till we hear on the news... :eek:API is not classified information under OSA
siewjang
08-10-2005, 05:05 PM
ah!!! my mistake... it's supposed to be daughter... :)
This must be the hazy keyboard.
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 05:05 PM
This must be the hazy keyboard.I think so too
WitchKing
08-10-2005, 05:06 PM
I think so too
...who said that?! :squeeze:
Voon Chan
08-10-2005, 05:08 PM
...who said that?! :squeeze:me! I am going home
Hisham
08-10-2005, 05:35 PM
I hear thunder!!!! Will we be saved?
WitchKing
08-10-2005, 05:36 PM
I hear thunder!!!! Will we be saved?
...sure it wasnt just your stomach?
Hisham
08-10-2005, 05:38 PM
...sure it wasnt just your stomach?
Pretty frakkin' sure.
vicky boy
08-10-2005, 05:39 PM
yes is no ur tummy man... its raining now.... hahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaa
Linkinfark
08-10-2005, 05:41 PM
Pretty frakkin' sure.
Heard it too... everybody, get down on your knees and pray tht it rains.. :eek:
dontbullshit
08-10-2005, 05:41 PM
yes is no ur tummy man... its raining now.... hahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaa
It's raining man, hallelujah, it's raining man...
vicky boy
08-10-2005, 05:42 PM
It's reported in the Star, and as at noon.. i think the forget to put a 1 in front.. :eek:
Sheet... Jln Ipoh is gone! Cant see..
u mean KL touches APi 1181???????? u siau ah???
athena
08-10-2005, 05:42 PM
Heard it too... everybody, get down on your knees and pray tht it rains.. :eek:
linkin...get ur son to do the rain dance...according to jang, if a virgin boy does the dance..it will be effective!!!
linkin...get ur son to do the rain dance...according to jang, if a virgin boy does the dance..it will be effective!!!
it's already raining... so linkin's son still a virgin :p
athena
08-10-2005, 05:44 PM
it's already raining... so linkin's son still a virgin :p
hehe....damien so young....hv to be la....takkan la not :cheesy:
Hisham
08-10-2005, 05:44 PM
Heard it too... everybody, get down on your knees and pray tht it rains.. :eek:
I need to pray just to make it today!
Apparently my rain dancing monkey worked!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/arctrooperbum/acs/monkeydance.gif
vicky boy
08-10-2005, 05:44 PM
linkin...get ur son to do the rain dance...according to jang, if a virgin boy does the dance..it will be effective!!!
ath... cyber no rain yet???? puchong is like cats and dogs...
hehe....damien so young....hv to be la....takkan la not :cheesy:
these days can't take anything for granted... :p
athena
08-10-2005, 05:45 PM
ath... cyber no rain yet???? puchong is like cats and dogs...
no wor....cyber dry like sahara!! :(
vicky boy
08-10-2005, 05:49 PM
i got a raining thread going now... hahahahhahahahaha go general....
no wor....cyber dry like sahara!! :(
no virgins there? :eek:
dontbullshit
08-10-2005, 05:52 PM
no virgins there? :eek:
want to import me to do the rain dance or nott... :D
athena
08-10-2005, 05:53 PM
no virgins there? :eek:
:sus: obviously ALL the boys here aint!
want to import me to do the rain dance or nott... :D
u r a virgin? duntbullshit la!! :cheesy:
dontbullshit
08-10-2005, 05:55 PM
u r a virgin? duntbullshit la!! :cheesy:
Yes, I'm like a virgin, ohh. Touched for the very first time... Like a virrrgiiin... ohhh
vicky boy
08-10-2005, 05:55 PM
no virgins there? :eek:
this is a good one......... u buff.... naughty
Yes, I'm like a virgin, ohh. Touched for the very first time... Like a virrrgiiin... ohhh
virgins ala madonna don't work...
dontbullshit
08-10-2005, 05:57 PM
virgins ala madonna don't work...
:o :o :o
Linkinfark
08-10-2005, 05:57 PM
these days can't take anything for granted... :p
I'm gonna keep my son far far far far away from you! :D
vicky boy
08-10-2005, 05:57 PM
hey guys,... cut it out before the monkey comes in... hehehehehehe dun bully the little girl lah....
WitchKing
08-10-2005, 05:57 PM
:sus: obviously ALL the boys here aint!
Well, I ......never mind.
hey guys,... cut it out before the monkey comes in... hehehehehehe dun bully the little girl lah....
we didn't bully anyone wor... referring only virgin boys in cyberjaya...
Linkinfark
08-10-2005, 05:59 PM
linkin...get ur son to do the rain dance...according to jang, if a virgin boy does the dance..it will be effective!!!
Ok, will get him to dance later... drunken master dance can ah?! Cause now if I hold his hands, he'll try to walk.. like drunkard niah.. :p
I'm gonna keep my son far far far far away from you! :D
introduce him to uncle buff la... :D
athena
08-10-2005, 06:01 PM
Ok, will get him to dance later... drunken master dance can ah?! Cause now if I hold his hands, he'll try to walk.. like drunkard niah.. :p
dunno can or not....dance first lor...no harm wert!! :)
athena
08-10-2005, 06:02 PM
introduce him to uncle buff la... :D
linkin.......maybe you sud try and get a court order to restrain buff from getting close to ur son!! :laugh:
dontbullshit
08-10-2005, 06:03 PM
linkin.......maybe you sud try and get a court order to restrain buff from getting close to ur son!! :laugh:
Nolah.. this is what we call 'sex education'. Good for the kid... :D
Linkinfark
08-10-2005, 06:05 PM
dunno can or not....dance first lor...no harm wert!! :)
;)
athena
08-10-2005, 06:05 PM
Nolah.. this is what we call 'sex education'. Good for the kid... :D
maybe sud include DBS too :noworry:
linkin.......maybe you sud try and get a court order to restrain buff from getting close to ur son!! :laugh:
eh, why ah? what's wrong with uncle buff?
maybe sud include DBS too :noworry:
yep, he sounds like a perv :eek:
dontbullshit
08-10-2005, 06:07 PM
maybe sud include DBS too :noworry:
You have to prepare the kid to face this 'wild' world whattt... no harm.
Linkinfark
08-10-2005, 06:08 PM
linkin.......maybe you sud try and get a court order to restrain buff from getting close to ur son!! :laugh:
Good idea! furthermore with his wife being pregnant and all.. he must be feeling frustrated and horny!! :eek:
Good idea! furthermore with his wife being pregnant and all.. he must be feeling frustrated and horny!! :eek:
wey, dun simply say... later me take action for libel ! :mad:
dontbullshit
08-10-2005, 06:14 PM
wey, dun simply say... later me take action for libel ! :mad:
wan my services or nott
Linkinfark
08-10-2005, 06:17 PM
wan my services or nott
Wah lau.. both gang up on me ah.. :blink:
dontbullshit
08-10-2005, 06:19 PM
Wah lau.. both gang up on me ah.. :blink:
Conspiracy at the highest level... heh heh heh... you're doomed.... ;)
jerrychoo2004
08-10-2005, 06:46 PM
are we dead yet???
Hisham
08-10-2005, 07:15 PM
are we dead yet???
Died about 44 minutes ago, last I checked.
amelia7
08-10-2005, 07:35 PM
this must surely be the most active bunch of dead people I know... :laugh:
Died about 44 minutes ago, last I checked.
Linkinfark
08-10-2005, 07:37 PM
this must surely be the most active bunch of dead people I know... :laugh:
heard of white noise? :p
vicky boy
08-10-2005, 09:00 PM
i can see.... i can see them.... i can see DEAD PPL....
KoChun
08-10-2005, 09:03 PM
i can see.... i can see them.... i can see DEAD PPL....
Sixth Sense?
vicky boy
08-10-2005, 11:36 PM
Sixth Sense?
yes.... hehehehehehe dun my avatar look like him when he is small???
KoChun
08-11-2005, 12:18 AM
yes.... hehehehehehe dun my avatar look like him when he is small???
Nope! :confused:
vicky boy
08-11-2005, 09:16 AM
Nope! :confused:
oh ok.............. just fooling around nia...
jerrychoo2004
08-11-2005, 09:40 AM
i notice the haze is slightly better this morning :D
Hisham
08-11-2005, 10:24 AM
i notice the haze is slightly better this morning :D
Yeah, I can see further than yesterday.
Lava Gal
08-11-2005, 11:26 AM
the joke b4 xm started today was when a psychiatry lecturer went like "anyone has asthma?? better take ur inhalers along...if something happens, d system will be distrupted & u wont be allowed to repeat this OSPE xm"
hehe...btw, this xm is quite cool system...bell buzzes *buzzzzz* every 5mins interval...and u run along to the next station/room ;)
adrenaline rush...plenty!!
jerrychoo2004
08-11-2005, 11:53 AM
oh no...look outside...its back again....zzzzz so hazy now
ungsutiong
08-11-2005, 12:02 PM
The haze is as good as my economy - HAZARDOUS!
athena
08-11-2005, 12:06 PM
yup...the haze is getting really thick...i can't see the next building liao!!!
visibility <400m
vicky boy
08-11-2005, 12:25 PM
i notice the haze is slightly better this morning :D
u sure.... not what i saw....
vicky boy
08-11-2005, 12:26 PM
yup...the haze is getting really thick...i can't see the next building liao!!!
visibility <400m
i think less than that..... i cant see IOI mall liau.... whole thing like dissapeared...
Voon Chan
08-11-2005, 12:34 PM
i think less than that..... i cant see IOI mall liau.... whole thing like dissapeared...No need David Copperfield, our haze can do it
Lava Gal
08-11-2005, 12:42 PM
heard on radio this morning Sban oso condition getting bad...*cough cough* throat irritation all setting in dee!
An excerpt from today's STAR n/ppr...
The figures showed that at noon, places like Port Klang, Shah Alam and Kuala Selangor were hazardous at a level of over 301 on the API while Kuala Lumpur, Petaling Jaya, Gombak, Putrajaya and Seremban were very unhealthy at between 200 and 300.
By evening the levels rose even higher with the air quality in Petaling Jaya and Putrajaya also reaching hazardous levels as the API passed the 301 mark.
Many activities came to a halt because of the deteriorating air quality caused by the fires in Sumatra, where there were 542 hotspots as of yesterday.
Schools in Kuala Selangor and the Klang district in Selangor have been ordered to suspend classes for the next two days.
Following suit was a directive to close all 200 schools in Kuala Lumpur for the week.
for complete story, click HERE (http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2005/8/11/nation/11741433&sec=nation)
jerrychoo2004
08-11-2005, 01:00 PM
well now the situation is back to like yesterday
and most probably it will be even worse
i go out for and my god...it was so smelly the air
like fumes from rubbish burning..damn my throat is so irritating now
been like this since yesterday
i thnki wanna go take mc liao :p
dontbullshit
08-11-2005, 01:02 PM
well now the situation is back to like yesterday
and most probably it will be even worse
i go out for and my god...it was so smelly the air
like fumes from rubbish burning..damn my throat is so irritating now
been like this since yesterday
i thnki wanna go take mc liao :p
It's worse in Sogo KL area. :sad-2:
Lava Gal
08-11-2005, 01:07 PM
It's worse in Sogo KL area. :sad-2:
so...lawyar buruk...oppps sorry, Mr. Lawyer...would there be ppl suing gomen for these haze stuffs...juz curious
athena
08-11-2005, 01:07 PM
i think ah...next time....all our cities will be in domes!!! :sus:
dontbullshit
08-11-2005, 01:11 PM
so...lawyar buruk...oppps sorry, Mr. Lawyer...would there be ppl suing gomen for these haze stuffs...juz curious
you mean suing Indon gomen or our gomen? Mana boleh, this is not India where Public Interest Law allows the Indian citizen to sue gomen for cases like haze...remember Bhopal case? Subject to any correction of facts, I think in Bhopal's case, it was the Indian courts themselves moved the action against the culprits.
athena
08-11-2005, 01:12 PM
yup...it's confirmed...today's situation is worse than yesterdays!!!
PETALING JAYA: The Haze situation worsens at Kuala Selangor and Port Klang with API readings reaching 531 and 529 respectively in the two areas.
The API reading at Putrajaya is 364, Shah Alam, 371 and Petaling Jaya is 349 and Kuala Lumpur is 321 as off 11am.
Selangor State Disaster Committee will meet at 1pm to discuss contigency measures while Health Minister Dr Chua Soi Lek said schools will be ordered closed when the API reading in the area reaches 300.
Unconfirmed reports said all schools in Selangor will be closed Friday and the state Education Department Is expected to issue a statement later Thursday.
Lava Gal
08-11-2005, 01:15 PM
you mean suing Indon gomen or our gomen? Mana boleh, this is not India where Public Interest Law allows the Indian citizen to sue gomen for cases like haze...remember Bhopal case? Subject to any correction of facts, I think in Bhopal's case, it was the Indian courts themselves moved the action against the culprits.
juz curious coz things are juz so crazy nowdays...tat anything'd seem possible leh
Hisham
08-11-2005, 01:49 PM
yup...it's confirmed...today's situation is worse than yesterdays!!!
Yeah..it might have been a bit better this morning. Now it looks like it's even worse than yesterday.
dontbullshit
08-11-2005, 01:53 PM
Yeah..it might have been a bit better this morning. Now it looks like it's even worse than yesterday.
According to Malaysiakini, Kuala Selangor and Port Klang is already at emergency level. API more than 500!!
jerrychoo2004
08-11-2005, 01:55 PM
Darurat!!!!!!!!!!! Darurat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Voon Chan
08-11-2005, 01:55 PM
According to Malaysiakini, Kuala Selangor and Port Klang is already at emergency level. API more than 500!!Is it going to be a public holiday tomorrow?
According to Malaysiakini, Kuala Selangor and Port Klang is already at emergency level. API more than 500!!
i thot the minister say that they'll declare a state of emergency when it reaches 500? no action at all... what a load of crap!! :mad:
Lava Gal
08-11-2005, 02:00 PM
above 300 is hazardous right? shouldnt we all be dead by now then...:p
dontbullshit
08-11-2005, 02:01 PM
above 300 is hazardous right? shouldnt we all be dead by now then...:p
Excuse me, seremban belum lagi 300 right?
kamkuey
08-11-2005, 02:04 PM
This is terrible... the haze... horrible.. drive also have to be careful a bit.
They declare darurat.. no cars allowed on the road!! HOLIDAY for all. Would certainly help . Everyone stay at home.
above 300 is hazardous right? shouldnt we all be dead by now then...:p
hazardous is still ok.. above 500 dangerous... we are not dead but surely dying... :mad: and no one is doing ANYTHING abt this, other than joke in teh forum :wacko:
dontbullshit
08-11-2005, 02:07 PM
hazardous is still ok.. above 500 dangerous... we are not dead but surely dying... :mad: and no one is doing ANYTHING abt this, other than joke in teh forum :wacko:
The problem is there is nothing that we can do save for not burning in the open, not smoking and other minimal acts.. It's not to say that we don't want to do anything. just can't do any thing.. :crying:
jerrychoo2004
08-11-2005, 02:09 PM
The problem is there is nothing that we can do save for not burning in the open, not smoking and other minimal acts.. It's not to say that we don't want to do anything. just can't do any thing.. :crying:
true what can we do?...so let us enjoy the last few days of foruming before we die :p
Lava Gal
08-11-2005, 02:11 PM
ya lo...not like the FORCE is in our hands tight :(
so lets be gay & enjoy ourselves in here....while doing our teeny weeny bits for the environment - and hope those who r in position will realli be able to work some miracleszzz
Voon Chan
08-11-2005, 02:13 PM
true what can we do?...so let us enjoy the last few days of foruming before we die :pHigh Five!
Hisham
08-11-2005, 02:14 PM
so lets be gay & enjoy ourselves in here....
Ummmm.......
WitchKing
08-11-2005, 02:16 PM
Originally Posted by lavanya
so lets be gay & enjoy ourselves in here....
Ummmm.......
Let Us Not Go THERE.
Lava Gal
08-11-2005, 02:17 PM
Hish...i can read ur mind :p
Gay as in Merry...Jolly ;)
The problem is there is nothing that we can do save for not burning in the open, not smoking and other minimal acts.. It's not to say that we don't want to do anything. just can't do any thing.. :crying:
all of us can go to langkawi or penang... or east coast... should declare klang valley as a no-go area...
ungsutiong
08-11-2005, 02:50 PM
Close the city. Stop work for a month. Lepak at Pangkor, Langkawi or east coast.
Hisham
08-11-2005, 02:58 PM
Close the city. Stop work for a month. Lepak at Pangkor, Langkawi or east coast.
I support that 100%
Linkinfark
08-11-2005, 03:05 PM
Seems like sinjiapor is not affected... shd go there to visit frens... :cool:
athena
08-11-2005, 03:08 PM
Seems like sinjiapor is not affected... shd go there to visit frens... :cool:
don't be too sure....
http://www.thejakartapost.com/detaillatestnews.asp?fileid=20050811112902&irec=0
Lava Gal
08-11-2005, 03:09 PM
Seems like sinjiapor is not affected... shd go there to visit frens... :cool:
realli ah?
lucky felllows...
Voon Chan
08-11-2005, 03:29 PM
WANTED
Rain Bomoh
Only those who are still alive need to apply
&
Guarantee Rain will fall when required
Until now also got not a single applicant
Linkinfark
08-11-2005, 03:41 PM
don't be too sure....
http://www.thejakartapost.com/detaillatestnews.asp?fileid=20050811112902&irec=0
Dunno leh, my colleague there say everyday raining wor.. ironically, he's from Klang, the worst hit here.. :p
yes2,singjiapor not affected. my friend alrdy confirmed tarak hazey.....so when wanna go leakingfark?
Until now also got not a single applicant
there are too few virgins around liao... :p
see, virginity is not overrated after all... we do need them at least once a year :laugh:
Voon Chan
08-11-2005, 03:48 PM
there are too few virgins around liao... :p
see, virginity is not overrated after all... we do need them at least once a year :laugh:
Let me go & look for mine
I remember I left mine there:p
Linkinfark
08-11-2005, 03:58 PM
yes2,singjiapor not affected. my friend alrdy confirmed tarak hazey.....so when wanna go leakingfark?
ALAMAK! DIA BASAH LAGI!! :eek:
so we go this weekend?!
Here's a good way to fight haze..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/linkinfark/Haze_Mads_husband.jpg
Voon Chan
08-11-2005, 03:59 PM
ALAMAK! DIA BASAH LAGI!! :eek:
so we go this weekend?!
Here's a good way to fight haze..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/linkinfark/Haze_Mads_husband.jpgfantastic!
Lava Gal
08-11-2005, 04:00 PM
Spore & Johor even...not affected...good for them! :)
huh...and seems Johor nice breeze and cooling air sumore
....heard 4m my sis in UTM!
vicky boy
08-11-2005, 04:30 PM
ALAMAK! DIA BASAH LAGI!! :eek:
so we go this weekend?!
Here's a good way to fight haze..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/linkinfark/Haze_Mads_husband.jpg
wow... he has his whole BCDwith him.... if the haze thick enuf he can float in the air.... hahahahahahahaaa
LiLiaN
08-11-2005, 04:32 PM
would cost a bomb to get one now!
TingMS
08-11-2005, 04:36 PM
Spore & Johor even...not affected...good for them! :)
huh...and seems Johor nice breeze and cooling air sumore
....heard 4m my sis in UTM!
that is why it is called ' the land of jays and bees..'
hehehhee
vicky boy
08-11-2005, 04:37 PM
would cost a bomb to get one now!
well lil...... not really u know... BCD with the tank and regulator is around 2k-3k for low end. well if wanna minus the BCD maybe onli around 1k plus.
the one that will cost a bomb is the oxygen supply.... hahahahahha they will sell like petrol.... 1psi for a dollar sixty... hahahahahhahahahhaaa :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Voon Chan
08-12-2005, 09:29 AM
:p I think the haze is preventing people from coming to the forum
athena
08-12-2005, 09:41 AM
maybe they are not at work...that's why no online..no forum!
Hisham
08-12-2005, 09:43 AM
maybe they are not at work...that's why no online..no forum!
Three cheers for home broadband!
jerrychoo2004
08-12-2005, 09:58 AM
my office also a lot take leave
but i am working =(
anyway it seems that this morning is quite fine....but dunno what will it be in the next 2 hour
usually the haze starts to worsen at around 11am
andrewjpan
08-12-2005, 10:06 AM
my office about 1km from kl tower.... cannot see liao.....
Voon Chan
08-12-2005, 11:08 AM
Athena, are you in the haze?
I can't see you
Lava Gal
08-12-2005, 11:10 AM
i believe she is lo....its getin thicker & thicker....haze i mean
SS2006
08-12-2005, 11:41 AM
Sinjiapor still bright and clear. Very, very heavy rain early this morning.
Lava Gal
08-12-2005, 11:41 AM
Sinjiapor still bright and clear. Very, very heavy rain early this morning.
lucky guys....
dontbullshit
08-12-2005, 02:26 PM
Athena, are you in the haze?
I can't see you
I can see her... deep in my heart...
Voon Chan
08-12-2005, 02:34 PM
I can see her... deep in my heart...:eek: , no comment
athena
08-12-2005, 02:35 PM
:eek: , no comment
ath : mou nga dai!
Linkinfark
08-12-2005, 03:12 PM
I can see her... deep in my heart...
He's as smitten as a kitten...
WitchKing
08-12-2005, 03:14 PM
I can see her... deep in my heart...
.....you must have a Death Wish or somethin :p
vicky boy
08-12-2005, 03:24 PM
guys... am away.... can anyone tell me the status of KL Haze API???? thanks ppl...... down south is such a beautiful place...
Lava Gal
08-12-2005, 03:25 PM
Vicky...if can u better stay put there for some time...KL dont think much improvement yet...though muz get s1 to confirm this lo
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