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KoChun
11-23-2004, 11:56 PM
Let's see how we go about this instead. One line at a time.
Only hundred years have gone...
Dinosaurs still have not rule the earth... :mad:
KoChun
11-24-2004, 12:06 AM
Still dinosaurs goes on...
He walked.....and walked....and walked....
but they died and became fossil fuels
Ahhhh.....but the Gods came and re-surrected him again and gave him the the God mode power....
so he walked...and walked...and walked some more
KoChun
11-24-2004, 12:19 AM
He continue walking but never reach home...
Pfffttt......you naive one.....he looks like he's walking but he's actually flying.... :D
flying like that one ah? like that, i also fly every day what
KoChun
11-24-2004, 12:21 AM
Those 2 legs terkangkang liao, I think more like walking or cycling.
Ahhhh.....not his fault he flies this way coz its the dumb God of Gambler that resurected him that way....
but whether walking, flying or cycling, still didn't reach home
Oh his way home...he stumbles upon a green frog in a glass.....
"take the lid off the glass!" begged the froggy
He tried and tried.....but stupid God of Gambler did not give him the SupermanPowers.....so he can't open the lid.....
"God of Gambler!! Give me the power to free the frog!!" said the dinosaur. "So i can resume my journey home"
(anyone else but me have the Rawhide song playing in their head while Dino walks home?) rolling rolling rolling...Rawhide!!!!
KoChun
11-24-2004, 07:27 AM
"God of Gambler!! Give me the power to free the frog!!" said the dinosaur. "So i can resume my journey home"
Pooof, and the lid is opened. The power has been given to the dinosaur. Try it again, Dino.
The dinosaur then ate the frog as a snack since it was hungry..... :D
natalie
11-24-2004, 11:26 AM
eh....what happen to the school song? these sounded llike the dinosaur's poem... ;)
fishboy
11-24-2004, 11:30 AM
dino was our school mascot??
fishboy
11-24-2004, 11:34 AM
or were you the nameless hero that we sang about in the school song??
While eating this froggy...the dinosaur saw this fish in the river nearby.....
fishboy
11-24-2004, 12:17 PM
i think you were not able to catch the fish coz its still alive & swimming around..
natalie
11-24-2004, 12:20 PM
Nanti daBoss snip again lar..... please continue your typing karaoke to finish the school song..... :P
Ahhhhhh....but this fish dem fat and big......the dino is thinking of grill fish for dinner now....
or were you the nameless hero that we sang about in the school song??
fish - the hero was named "leuring" la... and he was dauntless
Hisham
11-25-2004, 06:57 AM
"Leuring"? All this while I thought it was "leering" .... like ham sap one.
daLady
11-25-2004, 10:08 AM
it's leuring...you must be the one 'leering' around during the school assembly. otherwise how come didn't see the words...it's projected, isn't it?
Back to dino story..
So the dino could not catch the fish and fell into the pond. Thankfully, he had his spare tyres on so he could float... He floated for days and then...
daBoss
11-25-2004, 10:37 AM
... and then he met a female water dino, copulated and had 7 baby dinos.
Alkapocino
11-25-2004, 10:38 AM
... and then he met a female water dino, copulated and had 7 baby dinos.
Boss, can put the highlighted word in the Thesaures ar? Thank you ar.
daBoss
11-25-2004, 10:43 AM
sorry sir, only for adults... this forum still got some kids...
"Die looorrr.....7 baby dino.....how to feed 7 baby dino???" thought the Dino.
"Should have used Lubber!!!"
KoChun
11-25-2004, 12:53 PM
"Should have used Lubber!!!"
100 years ago, still no technology mah.
natalie
11-25-2004, 12:56 PM
100 years ago, still no technology mah.
100 years ago, still no education on birth control mah.
KoChun
11-25-2004, 01:00 PM
No wonder I've got so many uncles and aunties.
siewjang
11-25-2004, 04:29 PM
And here comes Mr Incredible. He was shock to see a green dino, a female dino and 7 babies. What else, with just one hand, he rescuse the 9 of them. He's still wondering how on earth did all of them ended in the pond....
daBoss
11-25-2004, 04:59 PM
then the dino made a mistake of trying to attack mr incredible because mrs dino fell for mr incredible. however, dino was no match for mr incredible and ended up in a hospital.
siewjang
11-25-2004, 05:09 PM
Mrs Incredible knew about that fight and punch Mr Incrdible hard on the eye. And fry only eggs for Mr Incredible for dinner.
Mrs Dino eloped with Mr Incredible...
Dino was left in the hospital with his 7 small dinos were crying for milk...
But alas, there was no "Dino Milk" to be found anywhere...
Dino then....
siewjang
11-25-2004, 05:13 PM
... put up a ad in the ACS-Sitiawan forum asking for dino's milk donation. Looks like the response was marvellous. Dino's baby drank them and pute them out. Cried one of the babies, " this is not milk this is cheu neng" :eek: (now who is this silly one who donated cheu neng... hmmm)
Rayhong
11-25-2004, 05:14 PM
dino then suddenly remembered that he recently swallowed a green frog. according to dino's great great grandmother's sister's cousin's daughter... green frogs that has been in dinosaurs stomachs for more than 5 hours will magically cause the dinosaurs nipples to lactate!!! and the milk started flowing and the babies were hungry no more.... BUT THEN....
siewjang
11-25-2004, 05:15 PM
ROFLLLLLL............ this is supposed to be a song but turn out to be a dino story....
siewjang
11-25-2004, 05:17 PM
but then.... there were 7 babies dino... there isn't enough to feed every hungry mouth...
daBoss
11-25-2004, 05:22 PM
... and then hor, and then ah jang came to the rescue....
siewjang
11-25-2004, 06:04 PM
Here come the Mrs Incredible (me of course). And Mrs Incrdible said to Mrs Dino, "hmm.... you kau my low kong and now you have to say the magic word. Or else I won't help." Uh Oh... Mrs Dino thought and thought.....
Hisham
11-25-2004, 07:58 PM
... and suddenly, Mr. Chew Cheng Poh appeared with a briefcase labeled "Neslac". He exclaimed, "I am a leuring dauntless hero!!!" and opened his briefcase in front of the dino babies. It was then that....
This is getting really,really redikulous!!! :eek:
KoChun
11-26-2004, 12:18 AM
ROFLLLLLL............ this is supposed to be a song but turn out to be a dino story....
This is hijacking. You're the Queen mah.
Hisham
11-26-2004, 12:29 AM
This is getting really,really redikulous!!! :eek:
The redikulousness has yet to reach the normal ACS standard. We still haven't reached the part about the two-headed, kleptomaniac, cyborg hermaphrodite fruit seller from the future, riding the nuclear-powered BMX with 7 wheels and talks in anagrams.
... and suddenly, Mr. Chew Cheng Poh appeared with a briefcase labeled "Neslac". He exclaimed, "I am a leuring dauntless hero!!!" and opened his briefcase in front of the dino babies. It was then that....
The two-headed, kleptomaniac, cyborg hermaphrodite fruit seller from the future, riding the nuclear-powered BMX with 7 wheels and talks in anagrams appeared....
siewjang
11-26-2004, 10:52 AM
The two-headed, kleptomaniac, cyborg hermaphrodite fruit seller from the future, riding the nuclear-powered BMX with 7 wheels and talks in anagrams appeared....
ROFLLLLLLL dino.... this is funny....... the stories have to go on with the E.T. appearing on the BMX :D
daLady
11-26-2004, 12:21 PM
... and suddenly, Mr. Chew Cheng Poh appeared with a briefcase labeled "Neslac". He exclaimed, "I am a leuring dauntless hero!!!" and opened his briefcase in front of the dino babies. It was then that....
lo and behold...the dino babies drank the neslac and grew into adult dinos in less than 5 seconds! now we have more dinos whose thumbs look like my big toe.... but horror of all horrors....
but then, two of the newly grown adult dinos attacked the two-headed, kleptomaniac, cyborg hermaphrodite fruit seller from the future, riding the nuclear-powered BMX with 7 wheels and talks in anagrams while the other five formed a line and started dancing in a choreographed manner while singing NKOTB's "Step by Step" (oooh baby!)
"Phleem!!!" cried the two headed kleptomaniac, cyborg hermaphrodite fruit seller from the future, falling off the nuclear-powered BMX with 7 wheels, speaking in anagrams. (translation - Help Me!!)
Rayhong
11-30-2004, 01:49 PM
but then, two of the newly grown adult dinos attacked the two-headed, kleptomaniac, cyborg hermaphrodite fruit seller from the future, riding the nuclear-powered BMX with 7 wheels and talks in anagrams while the other five formed a line and started dancing in a choreographed manner while singing NKOTB's "Step by Step" (oooh baby!)
"Phleem!!!" cried the two headed kleptomaniac, cyborg hermaphrodite fruit seller from the future, falling off the nuclear-powered BMX with 7 wheels, speaking in anagrams. (translation - Help Me!!)
Now what the two headed kleptomaniac, cyborg hermaphrodite fruit seller from the future, falling off the nuclear-powered BMX with 7 wheels, speaking in anagrams DIDN'T know was that PHLEEM was not only Help Me in anagram, but it was also the mating call of Baby Dinos... specifically those that received sustanance from a particular brand of milk, namely NESLAC.
just hearing the call PHLEEM!!!!! immediately aroused the baby Dinos to start an immediate and savage hunt for any kind of orrifice they could find!!! present party NOT excluded!!!
Hisham
11-30-2004, 01:54 PM
Mr Incredible gasped, "Dear God, no!!!! Aroused baby dinos???"
How the heck do i end this mess i started?????? :confused:
Rayhong
11-30-2004, 02:00 PM
How the heck do i end this mess i started?????? :confused:
Change back to Eric Cartman la... it all started after you made the change!!
Mr Incredible gasped, "Dear God, no!!!! Aroused baby dinos???"
luckily, Mr Incredible knew that NESLAC not only had the power to sustain the baby dinos, but could also be their downfall! if you expose NESLAC to radiation for 12 minutes then jampi mentera and blow three times, then you sprinkle this NESLAC on the aroused baby dinos and it will be like the ANTI-VIAGRA for them!! so Mr. Incredible broke into Mr. Chew Cheng Poh's house and stole all of the NESLAC.
but in the meantime aaa....
How the heck do i end this mess i started?????? :confused:
see what happens when you eat poor helpless frogs? ;)
Rayhong
12-01-2004, 11:16 AM
no worries sila... you are going to be reincarnated...
Suddenly, amidst the total chaos of sex craved baby dinos swirling in a mist of radiated Neslac, dino's stomach began to rumble... and rumble loud it did! not only does the radiated neslac supress the libido of baby dinos, it also gives dead frogs that have been slowly dissolving in the stomach acids of fully grown dinosaurs, magical cell regeneration abilities.
just one particle of Ne2S15Lac8 (chemical name for radiated Neslac) inhaled by Dino allowed Green Frog to regenerate fully, and he came bursting out into the world through Dino's abdomen. (For Green Frog's Exit illustration, see Aliens 1, 2, 3, ressurection and AVP).
Suddenly....
Hisham
12-01-2004, 11:53 AM
... the green frog looked at its wristwatch. It shaked the watch (small globs of dino digestive juice and Neslac flew off), tried to listen to its ticking and failed. It looked at Mr. Chew Cheng Poh and asked, "Do you have the time?"
Mr Chew looked at the frog, laughed and told it....
Rayhong
12-01-2004, 12:23 PM
...
Mr Chew looked at the frog, laughed and told it....
"Why are you worried about your watch that is not functional?" He laughed some more and added... "Have you not noticed, that the side effects of being partially dissolved in dinosaur gastric juices and revived by radiated neslac has turned you into a two-headed, kleptomaniac, cyborg hermaphrodite fruit selling frog in the present!!"
the Frog looked down on her .. err or his... ermmm , you know, IT's androgynous self and quipped, ".......
(*note: time to take some heat off the Dino and focus on the Frog!! heh heh)
the Frog looked down on her .. err or his... ermmm , you know, IT's androgynous self and quipped, ".......
"PHLEEEEEEEM!!!" quippedthe frog, who apparently now also talks in anagrams after its transformation into the two-headed kleptomaniac, cyborg hermaphrodite fruit seller frog from the future. "Dye hamsss!!! Mummy" (translation: HELP MEEEEE!!! My headsss!!! My umm...")
"thou yank" said the anagram talking, two-headed, kleptomaniac, cyborg hermaphrodite fruit seller from the future, whose nuclear-powered BMX with 7 wheels was all in pieces, all 7 wheels rolling in different directions.
Mr Chew and Mr Incredible stood, arms around each other's shoulders, and Dino sat up in pain and said...
Hisham
12-01-2004, 12:39 PM
... and said, "You're no human!" and pulled down what seemed to be a zipper down Mr. Chew's back. It was a rubber suit! It opened up and fell away to reveal three small entities, each standing on the shoulder of the one below it...
A turkey (dressed and filled with gravy), a clear packet of uncooked fishball, and a colourful-plumed bird.
The fishball, despite having no vocal cords, said "They found us out!!!"
The turkey extended a Desert Eagle handgun from its gravy filled orifice and yelled, ...
... and said, "You're no human!" and pulled down what seemed to be a zipper down Mr. Chew's back. It was a rubber suit! It opened up and fell away to reveal three small entities, each standing on the shoulder of the one below it...
A turkey (dressed and filled with gravy), a clear packet of uncooked fishball, and a colourful-plumed bird.
The fishball, despite having no vocal cords, said "They found us out!!!"
The turkey extended a Desert Eagle handgun from its gravy filled orifice and yelled, ...
...and yelled "Give us the Ne2S15Lac8 or you all get it!!!" (chemical name for radiated Neslac). the headless turkey began firing at the green frog (who happened to be closest to it at the time).
Dino snatched the packet of uncooked fishball and said..."
Hisham
12-11-2004, 03:39 PM
"TOTORO TOTORO,
TOTORO TOTORO,
mori no naka ni,
mukashi kara sunderu.
Tonari no TOTORO TOTORO,
TOTORO TOTORO,
kodomo no toki ni dake,
anata ni otozureru,
fushigi-na deai....."
... which lead the clear packet of uncooked fishball to start...
"TOTORO TOTORO,
TOTORO TOTORO,
mori no naka ni,
mukashi kara sunderu.
Tonari no TOTORO TOTORO,
TOTORO TOTORO,
kodomo no toki ni dake,
anata ni otozureru,
fushigi-na deai....."
... which lead the clear packet of uncooked fishball to start...
which lead the clear packet of uncooked fishball to start spontaneously combusting, thus cooking itself and transforming itself into Satay Fish.
Unbeknownst to the participants of the unaroused dino baby melee, the transformed green frog threw up a COCKROACH it had just eaten, before being eaten itself by the dino.
the beautiful plumed bird saw the cockroach and screaaaaamed like a chicken because it knew that the cockroach was....
was thinking.......let thread die...let thread die....let thread die.....let thread die..... :D
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