30 things guys should know (about girls)

[KoChun]

1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do..

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.

8.5 If you DO sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.

9. Don't ever do anything wrong. girls remember things for life and anything you did wrong will be used against you in the future.

10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.

[KoChun]

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're
a pussy.

11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a dinner by him, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh,you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents,and make sure to be nice to their animals

19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.

20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross,and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.

[KoChun]

21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

23. Don't stress where you go for every date.They really only want to be with you.

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're playing fighting or wrestling, be very gentle.

26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

27. Don't marinade the cologne.

28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.

29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.

30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control.

[victor]

With so many negative points I think all guys should try to stay away---at last it is so difficult if they were to wear only underwear. :eek: :D :o

[Dino]

This thread should be titled 30 reasons why you should remain a bachelor. :laugh:

[Chris C]

:sus: ......like contouring my "Men are from Mars........" thread...... :p

[Lava Gal]

Numero #10 is very true...haha...trust me;)

[KoChun]

Numero #10 is very true...haha...trust me;)
Referring to yourself? :laugh:

Nah, I don't think so.

[athena]

kochun, a lot of THEM pretend to eat like birds...but when you're not looking it's gobble gobble!!! :laugh:

but i have to agree with No.1...hahaha

[KoChun]

kochun, a lot of THEM pretend to eat like birds...but when you're not looking it's gobble gobble!!! :laugh:

but i have to agree with No.1...hahaha
So, Athena, you are a bird or a whale? Hmmm, I guess pheonix is a bird lah. :p

No. 1? :amazed:

[athena]

haha...i can be whale at times....just that my body tarak pandai....so i've gotta eat like a bird although i'm a whale :(

why are you surprised with no.1? if guys can do it, so can the girls ;)

[KoChun]

haha...i can be whale at times....just that my body tarak pandai....so i've gotta eat like a bird although i'm a whale :(

why are you surprised with no.1? if guys can do it, so can the girls ;)
Although I try to eat like a bird, there is always this whale within me which controls me. :crying:

[song cm]

haha...i can be whale at times....just that my body tarak pandai....so i've gotta eat like a bird although i'm a whale :(

why are you surprised with no.1? if guys can do it, so can the girls ;)

hmm....no 1....can be more specific? :laugh:

[song cm]

Although I try to eat like a bird, there is always this whale within me which controls me. :crying:

i eat like a horse....same thing?

[athena]

hmm....no 1....can be more specific? :laugh:
how specific?:cheesy:

[song cm]

how specific?:cheesy:

got pics?? :D

[athena]

got pics?? :D
hahaha...that one cannot la...:D

[song cm]

hahaha...that one cannot la...:D

guess i need to see it in person.....haha

[Chris C]

kochun, a lot of THEM pretend to eat like birds...but when you're not looking it's gobble gobble!!! :laugh:

but i have to agree with No.1...hahaha

:eek: Girllll............why are U giving out secrets?????????.... :laugh:

[song cm]

:eek: Girllll............why are U giving out secrets?????????.... :laugh:

dem...must visit Chris when i go back to Sitiawan....unnanounced.... :laugh:

[daBoss]

but i have to agree with No.1...hahaha
ermmm like that can i turn up at your house unannounced? what's yer address? :) :D :p

[athena]

haha...boss...too late...that only happened during college time..now staying at home with PARENTS!!

[daBoss]

haha...boss...too late...that only happened during college time..now staying at home with PARENTS!!
huh? staying with parents? you in kl or sitiawan... i thot you work as design engineer in usj or something like that?

[TingMS]

Then, can i turn up at your house unannounced, when your parents not around????

ehehehehheeee :laugh:

[athena]

huh? staying with parents? you in kl or sitiawan... i thot you work as design engineer in usj or something like that?
i'm a design engineer working in cyberjaya...parents stays in cheras :)

[daBoss]

i'm a design engineer working in cyberjaya...parents stays in cheras :)
hmm... your parents not from sitiawan?

anyway, count yourself as lucky, don't have to pay rent and get lotsa free food somemore... :)

[athena]

Then, can i turn up at your house unannounced, when your parents not around????

ehehehehheeee :laugh:
haha...my parents are around the house more often than I am :laugh:

[Sarah]

Dear ATh, see laa...all guys here hamsap one... Cant wait to have ur address, once u let out the no 1 secret of yours... :rolleyes:

[athena]

hmm... your parents not from sitiawan?

anyway, count yourself as lucky, don't have to pay rent and get lotsa free food somemore... :)
nope....my dad was in the Navy...that's why we were in sitiawan!

[daBoss]

haha...my parents are around the house more often than I am :laugh:
huh? i dem blur lah today... your mom also running around in underwear at home??? :wacko:

[Sarah]

I think 24 is true la... hehe..

[daBoss]

nope....my dad was in the Navy...that's why we were in sitiawan!
wah... like that better dun play play... i take back my words... i don't want to turn up unannounced anymore... later my home kena shot by some navy cannons...

[Sarah]

huh? i dem blur lah today... your mom also running around in underwear at home??? :wacko:

wah lau boss, u too much laa..can even imagine ath's mum IN underwear??? :amazed:

[athena]

wah lau boss, u too much laa..can even imagine ath's mum without underwear??? :amazed:
:laugh: i also cannot imagine...u dem good la daboss!!!

[daBoss]

I think 24 is true la... hehe..
madam... some places cannot rub one lah... can get slapped... :)

[Sarah]

ath's father now is a lecturer laa... no longer in the navy... still, I advise you dun play play with her father... maklum lah Ath's the only girl at home... dad's little gal... beware!

[KoChun]

I think 24 is true la... hehe..
What about this one, Artemis?

26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

[Sarah]

madam... some places cannot rub one lah... can get slapped... :)

think abt it, if it hurts at "that" place... she wouldnt say it out to the bf rite???

[daBoss]

wah lau boss, u too much laa..can even imagine ath's mum without underwear??? :amazed:
oi... you dun try to be smart ah... get me into trouble later... check my post nicely... i saw run around IN underwear leh... not WITHOUT underwear... :mad:

[KoChun]

wah lau boss, u too much laa..can even imagine ath's mum without underwear??? :amazed:
HUH??? :huh:

[Sarah]

ok ok ...sorry.. let me edit my post! :o

[daBoss]

think abt it, if it hurts at "that" place... she wouldnt say it out to the bf rite???
so you are saying that girls are very good at being 'selective'? dem!! what i have suspected is now proven!!!

[daBoss]

What about this one, Artemis?
ah... kochun, you disappoint me... you should never remember a girl's birthday correctly... always minus 1/3 of it away...

[KoChun]

ah... kochun, you disappoint me... you should never remember a girl's birthday correctly... always minus 1/3 of it away...
Now, I am blur for real. Can explain, daBoss?

[Sarah]

What about this one, Artemis?

Hm.. so far, never happened before... but if it happens, I think his life won't be shrewed... he'll be dead roasted meat!

[Sarah]

ah... kochun, you disappoint me... you should never remember a girl's birthday correctly... always minus 1/3 of it away...

huh?? means must remember even before the birthday laa?? haha..

[daBoss]

ath's father now is a lecturer laa... no longer in the navy... still, I advise you dun play play with her father... maklum lah Ath's the only girl at home... dad's little gal... beware!
wah!!! which uni/college... may be my lecturer since i'm currently studying... :)

[KoChun]

Hm.. so far, never happened before... but if it happens, I think his life won't be shrewed... he'll be dead roasted meat!
See see see!!!

[TingMS]

ah... kochun, you disappoint me... you should never remember a girl's birthday correctly... always minus 1/3 of it away...


I think what daboss meant was, you should remember the date correctly but as for the year of birth, bahagi 3 lar....

betul kar, daboss...

hehehehe :laugh:

[TingMS]

ah... kochun, you disappoint me... you should never remember a girl's birthday correctly... always minus 1/3 of it away...


I think what daboss meant was, you should remember the date correctly but as for the age, tolak 1/3 away...

betul kar, daboss...

hehehehe :laugh:

[daBoss]

Hm.. so far, never happened before... but if it happens, I think his life won't be shrewed... he'll be dead roasted meat!
artie... when you have kids and a full career... even if remember, no time/mood to plan anything... go out for a good romantic dinner also 'sien' when you have to think about who's gonna take care of the kids...

[KoChun]

I think what daboss meant was, you should remember the date correctly but as for the year of birth, bahagi 3 lar....

betul kar, daboss...

hehehehe :laugh:
OIC, so always kura-kura put lesser candles lah. Correct ah?

[daBoss]

I think what daboss meant was, you should remember the date correctly but as for the age, tolak 1/3 away...

betul kar, daboss...

hehehehe :laugh:
hantu gembira yang pandai sekali... :)

[TingMS]

hantu gembira yang pandai sekali... :)


yeahhhhh.... :laugh:

[Sarah]

wah!!! which uni/college... may be my lecturer since i'm currently studying... :)

I think its TAR if Im not wrong...

[Sarah]

artie... when you have kids and a full career... even if remember, no time/mood to plan anything... go out for a good romantic dinner also 'sien' when you have to think about who's gonna take care of the kids...

that's true.... haha..bring the kids along... eat beside a place where there's child care centre... if not... bring your parents to KL lor...

I know ur parents would love to take care of your kids for u bah... :)

[Sarah]

I think what daboss meant was, you should remember the date correctly but as for the year of birth, bahagi 3 lar....

betul kar, daboss...

hehehehe :laugh:

Why divide by 3??if me ar, i won't be so "tamak" one.... mine, bahagi 2 cukup..

[Sarah]

See see see!!!

haha...hey, i ask u laa.. u wouldnt even dare to forget ur girl girl's bday rite??

haha... cannot imagine the consequences hor.. haha

[KoChun]

Why divide by 3??if me ar, i won't be so "tamak" one.... mine, bahagi 2 cukup..
That's because you are still very young, Artemis.

In future, maybe kena bahagi 5. :laugh:

[KoChun]

haha...hey, i ask u laa.. u wouldnt even dare to forget ur girl girl's bday rite??

haha... cannot imagine the consequences hor.. haha
If I have to choose, I rather forget my own birthday!!!

[Sarah]

That's because you are still very young, Artemis.

In future, maybe kena bahagi 5. :laugh:

haha.... all u guys ar... say until..as if takut isteri???

[Sarah]

why so scared??? Im sure your wives, and wife to be... very good one bah...
Won't roast you one... heehehe

[KoChun]

haha.... all u guys ar... say until..as if takut isteri???
This is actually respect isteri. :)

[daBoss]

haha.... all u guys ar... say until..as if takut isteri???
not takut lah... takut is the wrong word...

bottom line... why look for trouble when the 'remedy' is so simple and effortless?

[KoChun]

why so scared??? Im sure your wives, and wife to be... very good one bah...
Won't roast you one... heehehe
Roast, I am not too sure. But she certainly is good at frying. I have seen her frying fish. :sick:

[Sarah]

This is actually respect isteri. :)

waiseh.. i can tell all sitiawan guys, were trained well eh... whoever gets a sitiawan guy ar... really dem lucky! :cheesy:

[Sarah]

not takut lah... takut is the wrong word...

bottom line... why look for trouble when the 'remedy' is so simple and effortless?

that's right, dun look for trouble... wife, very easy to kau tim one..

[TingMS]

Roast, I am not too sure. But she certainly is good at frying. I have seen her frying fish. :sick:

frying as in 'goreng'?

[Sarah]

Roast, I am not too sure. But she certainly is good at frying. I have seen her frying fish. :sick:

hahahaha.... same la still dead meat.. ahaha

[KoChun]

frying as in 'goreng'?
YES! Seen how they goreng cempedak and keropok leko in the pasar malam? Sama saja caranya.

[KoChun]

hahahaha.... same la still dead meat.. ahaha
At least the process is not that long. Som the suffering is not that long too. Still dead anyway.

[TingMS]

YES! Seen how they goreng cempedak and keropok leko in the pasar malam? Sama saja caranya.

ooo....

sedapnya :laugh: hasil yang digoreng...

hahahahhaa

[Chris C]

dem...must visit Chris when i go back to Sitiawan....unnanounced.... :laugh:

Dear, not unless u enjoy turning white after a traumatic shock! Better keep your focus on sweet young college girls......... :p :laugh: