Something we need to remind ourselves of everyday

[siewjang]

I love my job ..... I love my job ..... I love my job ..... I love my job ..... I love my job ..... I love my job ..... I love my job ..... I love my job ..... I love my job ..... I love my job ..... I love my job ..... I love my job .....



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[clos]

how i love to remind myself about that...but always forgotten..........

[KoChun]

how i love to remind myself about that...but always forgotten..........
You know why? That's because you zzzzzzzzzzz too much.

[yee keong]

remember to say it or to do it?

[amelia7]

Good one....must remind meself.....especially on days like this...

I love my job ..... I love my job ..... I love my job ..... I love my job ..... I love my job ..... I love my job ..... I love my job ..... I love my job ..... I love my job ..... I love my job ..... I love my job ..... I love my job .....



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[clos]

hahahaha

[siewjang]

remember to say it or to do it?
both. But you can imagine the pole is a chick. and you will love your job more.

[siewjang]

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person,* Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.* My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely.* Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
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Sinseerly,
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Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.
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[siewjang]

Employer's response:......

Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check

[jerrychoo2004]

U r employed Peggy May
your job scope is to entertain me and respond to me :laugh:

[shiruikage]

holy mother of god! huge!!!!!

[siewjang]

holy mother of god! huge!!!!!
haha, i can imagine your eyes grow as big as a 50 cent coin.

[siewjang]

Stress Reliever #1

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubb Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

[siewjang]

Stress Reliever # 2

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

[siewjang]

Stress Reliever # 3

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give
up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

[siewjang]

Stress Reliever # 4

Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the
night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?!"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."

[siewjang]

Stress Reliever # 5

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO
LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

[siewjang]

Stress Reliever # 6

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

[siewjang]

Stress Reliever # 7

"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered.
"He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
Wow! That's a very expensive car. What 's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner."

[siewjang]

Stress Reliever # 8

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

[siewjang]

Stress Reliever # 9

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

[siewjang]

Stress Reliever # 10

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

[siewjang]

Stress Reliever # 11

A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?
He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.

[siewjang]

Stress Reliever # 12

Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?
Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!

[siewjang]

Stress Reliever # 13

Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S.?
Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.

[siewjang]

Stress Reliever # 14

A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humour

[siewjang]

Stress Reliever # 15

Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?
Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

[Sila]

Stress Reliever # 6

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
this one i can see kids doing!! :laugh:

[siewjang]

The test

Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an
open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from
outside. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyze
the situation:

Results

If they are counting and recounting the number of bricks - PUT THEM IN FINANCE/ ACCOUNTS DEPT

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks - PUT THEM IN
ENGINEERING - (CUSTOMER ENGINEERING)

If they are arranging the bricks in some other order - PUT THEM IN
PLANNING.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other - PUT THEM IN OPERATIONS.

If they are sleeping - PUT THEM IN SECURITY.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces - PUT THEM IN INFORMATION
TECHNOLOGY.

If they are sitting idle - PUT THEM IN HUMAN RESOURCE DEPT.

If they have thrown the bricks out of the window - PUT THEM IN
STORE/MATERIALS DEPT.

If they are clinging onto the bricks - PUT THEM IN QUALITY & SAFETY
DEPT

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has
moved - PUT THEM IN SALES.

If they have already left for the day - PUT THEM IN MARKETING.

If they are staring out of the window - PUT THEM IN STRATEGIC PLANNING.

AND last but not least....

If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved
- PUT THEM IN TOP MANAGEMENT !!!

[Sila]

If the bricks have not been touched and everybody has been laid off, OUTSOURCE TO INDIA!!!

[siewjang]

Lmao. good one Sila.