The telephone conversation...

[athena]

guys....any personal experience here to share??!! :laugh:



dong.. it's midnight.. ah kong and ah lui talking on
phone.. ah kong wanna sleep leh.. but the gf..geng!

Guy: sei loh.. abit sleepy tim..(everyday's word)
Gal: u wanna sleep d ar??(again?)
Guy: nolah.. what could be more important than u..i no talk to u whole day liao.. but feels like ages.. miss u so much.. i love u (get some nice words from chicken soup book)
Gal: (happie).. lie lah.. ok lah.. sleepy tell me ok..
Guy: okok! we chat a while more ok..
Gal: ok!
Guy: aiyah.. very sh*it la.. ah beng ajak me go play basketball tomoro 5am woh..(think of the earliest n most reasonable time).. so early..duno can wake up or not tim..
Gal: dun go loh then..(yesterday football, today basketball, tomoro sure baseball one lah)
Guy: (smack on the head.. sei lor.. y today different phrase geh..).. cannot.. not shud go or not.. i scared tomoro no tenaga play ar.. need enuf sleep ma..
Gal: then r.. sleep earli loh..(merajuking)
Guy: then u how r??
Gal: dun worry bout me.. u sleep la DARLING..ok! goodnight..(talking vv sweet)
Guy: goodnight(blessing)(my dream came true.. now i can sleep peacefully)
B4 ah kong can hang up.. he heard ah lui say..
Gal: I shall call ah joe to chit chat..(gals aso quite smart leh)(ah joe is ah kong greatest enemy..also like ah lui one)
Guy: (wat the F%^%$) for wut?
Gal: nothing la.. i boring ma.. u sleep so i call him chit chat loh.. so long no all him liao.. siu siu MISS HIM tim..(wahahahah)
Guy: ([edit], [edit], [edit], [edit]) actually i not that sleepy aso..
Gal: har?? not sleepy?? tomoro u got basketball game with ah beng woh.. (acting innocent)
Guy: (sounds abit angry)not important.. i chat wit u.. u no nid call that MOTHER!
Gal: ooo.. ok loh then.. we chat sin loh.. what wanna talk about?
Guy: [eyes going to close] anyting.. u like..
Gal: oh.. yesterday i go sunway pyramid.. i buy this padini skirt.. a green color shirt n bla bla bla den i got mid valley buy.... bla bla.. then i go KLCC buy... bla bla.... offer ar..RM 300 plus oni..(600words)
Guy: what! pasar malam aso got lah.. buy 1 free 5 ar..[eyes closing]
Gals: cheh! AH JOE say pasar malam one not good ar.. the quality cloth tak baik..(i noe u closing eyes d)
Guy: (ah joe again.. dun let me c him).. aiyah...then u like loh..
Gal: then AH JOE say i wear the padini skirt very beautiful woh..(wahaha)
Guy: (fully awake in great shock) WHEN HE C U?
Gal: just now loh.. in lot 10..
Guy: (ah diu.. get the f**k outha here) y u go with him one??
Gal: u aso duwan go with me.. yday u sleep.. AH JOE call me.. ajak me chut kai kai ma..
Guy: (feeling positionless in her heart).. i LOVE U..
Gal: thank you.. i sleepy loh..goodnight lah
Guy: (happie but angry n moodless) ooo.. ok la.. goodnite..
B4 CAN HANG UP..
Guy: i'll always love u..
*toot toot toot toot*
Guy: ([edit].. idiotic ah joe.. tomoro smack u with the basket ball)

Ah Lui sleep happily.. Being so evil.. Ah Kong
kenot sleep.. thinking the gf will be dirampas
Ah
Joe anytime.. not in peace.. aihz!

[Voon Chan]

I hope this is not about you Athena

[jerrychoo2004]

is ah lui u ?
u use that on GL???

[athena]

why it sounds like me izzit? :laugh:

[Voon Chan]

why it sounds like me izzit? :laugh:Sounded exactly like you!

[KoChun]

Smart Ah Lui. I think the girls nowadays all very smart liao. Hmmm...

[jerrychoo2004]

sendiri tahu la....personally...i got no experience on this one :p

[athena]

Sounded exactly like you!
wah lau....say my england so bad...tsk tsk....dun wanna flen u! :cheesy:

[Voon Chan]

wah lau....say my england so bad...tsk tsk....dun wanna flen u! :cheesy:is not about you language. It is just you

[athena]

is not about you language. It is just you
hahaha.....why? which part?

[Voon Chan]

hahaha.....why? which part?Everything
Personally,I feel that any guy or girl should not do such a thing.
Talk to your partner
Tell them what you want
Be frank & direct

[vicky boy]

i dun think is ath lah.... dun scare gl come in and see meh.......???? well think its a make up story by ath....

well i dunno lah... i dun chit chat on the phone with my girl... so no experience like that..................... she stays very near my place so just go to her place and chat lo... that will do

[athena]

thanks vicky hehe.....i will never use such a weapon....

[vicky boy]

thanks vicky hehe.....i will never use such a weapon....
hahahhaha u are most welcome...... hmmm wondering what weapon u use??????

[kwimango]

hahahhaha u are most welcome...... hmmm wondering what weapon u use??????

a woman's greatest weapon is her tears. :crying: .. we guys dun have immunity for that!

[vicky boy]

a woman's greatest weapon is her tears. :crying: .. we guys dun have immunity for that!
mng... i can identify that with....

[kwimango]

mng... i can identify that with....

i'm still looking for a secret weapon to fight that!!! any suggestions?

[[f]ish]

i'm still looking for a secret weapon to fight that!!! any suggestions?
keep enough tissue paper in ur pocket lah :)

[jerrychoo2004]

let me teach u .....cry louder than her when she cries...hahahah and u will reverse the whole situation :laugh:

[[f]ish]

let me teach u .....cry louder than her when she cries...hahahah and u will reverse the whole situation :laugh:
u are teaching us based on theory or practical wise? :)

[vicky boy]

let me teach u .....cry louder than her when she cries...hahahah and u will reverse the whole situation :laugh:
hahahaha jerry... u sure bo if cry louder works.... u heard of silent cries..... those u cannot beat the girls... they cry when u didnt realise and u wont even know.........