Terrible Typo Errors

[[f]ish]

1. A daughter sent a telegram to her father on passing her B.Ed exams, which the father received as "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

2. A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sent a telegram to his wife "I wish you were here." The message received by the wife was "I wish you were her."

3. A man wanted to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he ordered a birthday cake. The salesman asked him what message he wanted to put on the cake. He thought for a moment and said, "put getting older but you are getting better". The salesman asked "how do you want me to put it?" The man said 'Well...put "You are getting older" at the top and ! "but you are getting better" at the bottom.' When the cake was unveiled at the party all the guests were aghast at the message on the cake. It read : "You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom"

Morale of the Story:
1. Double proof read everything before you send.
2. Don't trust others to write it right for you.
3. Don't order cakes by telephone.

[LiLiaN]

hahaha... nice one there... :laugh:

[vicky boy]

so wish u were HER.......

[[f]ish]

so wish u were HER.......
vic? what are u talking about? suddenly u blurted out wish u were her? :confused:

[vicky boy]

ish']vic? what are u talking about? suddenly u blurted out wish u were her? :confused:
emmm can say trying to increase my posts....

[[f]ish]

emmm can say trying to increase my posts....
ok i see. that explains it. thank you very much for being honest. i give u 10 points for honesty.. ;)

[sasha]

ish']1. A daughter sent a telegram to her father on passing her B.Ed exams, which the father received as "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

2. A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sent a telegram to his wife "I wish you were here." The message received by the wife was "I wish you were her."

3. A man wanted to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he ordered a birthday cake. The salesman asked him what message he wanted to put on the cake. He thought for a moment and said, "put getting older but you are getting better". The salesman asked "how do you want me to put it?" The man said 'Well...put "You are getting older" at the top and ! "but you are getting better" at the bottom.' When the cake was unveiled at the party all the guests were aghast at the message on the cake. It read : "You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom"

Morale of the Story:
1. Double proof read everything before you send.
2. Don't trust others to write it right for you.
3. Don't order cakes by telephone.



hahahah..........!!

[[f]ish]

hahahah..........!!
wow, u seemed to like it a lot eh? or u did the same mistake last time? :rolleyes:

[vicky boy]

ish']ok i see. that explains it. thank you very much for being honest. i give u 10 points for honesty.. ;)
oh... better add my reputation then... thanks....

[athena]

oh... better add my reputation then... thanks....
caught campaigning for reputation points!!! hehehe.....ini mesti minus liao!!! :laugh:

[[f]ish]

caught campaigning for reputation points!!! hehehe.....ini mesti minus liao!!! :laugh:
actually i was fishing for him to say that out. seems like he took the bait.. :p

[vicky boy]

caught campaigning for reputation points!!! hehehe.....ini mesti minus liao!!! :laugh:
haihzz.... if i wanna do campaign i will do besar besaran... this one aiya.... u will still see my repo at 10...

[vicky boy]

ish']actually i was fishing for him to say that out. seems like he took the bait.. :p
ok ok.. i fell for it..... haihz..... :( caught red handed... but it wasnt me.... hahahahahaaa :cheesy:

[[f]ish]

ok ok.. i fell for it..... haihz..... :( caught red handed... but it wasnt me.... hahahahahaaa :cheesy:
wah friend.. what a super contradicting statement u have here victor.. u are not blur by saying u got caught. but then after u got caught some more u deny it..

hey friend, ur mouth still got some left over of the cake and u are saying u didn't eat it? haha..

[vicky boy]

ish']wah friend.. what a super contradicting statement u have here victor.. u are not blur by saying u got caught. but then after u got caught some more u deny it..

hey friend, ur mouth still got some left over of the cake and u are saying u didn't eat it? haha..
emm normal lah..... but surely am not blur in combining both statements

[[f]ish]

emm normal lah..... but surely am not blur in combining both statements
now i'm blur.. dunno what u are talking about.. ppl will see u are blur in combining both statement and yet u are saying u are not blur in combining both statement..

ok lah, enjoy ur blurring around i gtg ciaoz.. laterz..

[vicky boy]

hahahahaahahaa.... imagine urself fren.... kekekekekekekekekkeee

[WaterFish]

no lor... i think campaigning for points is legit .... it is up to us whether to give him points right? so let him campaign away.... he can amuse himself thinking his campaign works while we can amuse ourselves watching him thinking his campaign works ^^

hehe.... i did give him a point ^^ just to reward his effort ^^ (i hope he do not forget his bribe )

[siewjang]

emmm can say trying to increase my posts....
This counted as one for me too ;)

[KoChun]

This counted as one for me too ;)
You are back and everyone's happy. So, you do that 10 times also no one will complain.

If they complain, then you hijack them kau kau lor. :cheesy:

[siewjang]

You are back and everyone's happy. So, you do that 10 times also no one will complain.

If they complain, then you hijack them kau kau lor. :cheesy:
:) Thanks for the encouragement. If anyone complain then you must step in. :D

[KoChun]

Don't worry, this fellow is ever ready. :cheesy:

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/14/14_6_12.gif

[siewjang]

Woohoo! Like your M16. Come let's go Victor's class for war. :eek: Can shoot all them them with your machine gun.

[KoChun]

Woohoo! Like your M16. Come let's go Victor's class for war. :eek: Can shoot all them them with your machine gun.
Wah lau eh, just come back nia, want to hijack and conquer others liao. Aggresive lah, Jang.

[vicky boy]

This counted as one for me too ;)
welcome back my highness, hahahahaha u really hardcode hijack... well wanna increase posts count... lets do it together ok... hahahahaa

[vicky boy]

no lor... i think campaigning for points is legit .... it is up to us whether to give him points right? so let him campaign away.... he can amuse himself thinking his campaign works while we can amuse ourselves watching him thinking his campaign works ^^

hehe.... i did give him a point ^^ just to reward his effort ^^ (i hope he do not forget his bribe )
aiks... thanks waterfish.... was wondering who gave me the point and now i know who.... cheers.... hehehehehehe bribe??? what bribe???

[vicky boy]

Woohoo! Like your M16. Come let's go Victor's class for war. :eek: Can shoot all them them with your machine gun.
emm... victor's class as in victor rite... not mine rite...???????? well if ur hands are itchy i am always there to defend,.... and remember to bring along kc's m16 oh...

[noname]

ahahaha. i like the last one... this proof the gal still powderful... muahahaha

[WaterFish]

hmmm victor... you could always return my gift with a similar gift *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

[noname]

wah, apa tu gift? xxx ke?

[[f]ish]

hmmm victor... you could always return my gift with a similar gift *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*
wow, u two doing IT in public arr? wah lau.. come on lah. i know u two desperate but don't have to do IT here leh..

[vicky boy]

ish']wow, u two doing IT in public arr? wah lau.. come on lah. i know u two desperate but don't have to do IT here leh..
fish... u want isit??? just ask it shall be given to you. as promise. hahahahahahaaaa

[vicky boy]

wah, apa tu gift? xxx ke?
emm.... read previous post and u will know what gift...

[siewjang]

emm... victor's class as in victor rite... not mine rite...???????? ...
you want me to put big, big???? the victor is you la. haha

[vicky boy]

you want me to put big, big???? the victor is you la. haha
jang... got so many victor here so hard for me to know who lah.... next time u need to put vickyboy or bbk then i can confirm lah.... hmmm say come never come to my class also..... u are always welcome

[[f]ish]

fish... u want isit??? just ask it shall be given to you. as promise. hahahahahahaaaa
sorry ya, u can have all of it to urself :) if i want i'd ask much much earlier.. haha

[siewjang]

was planning to earlier. But boss walk in so can't forum. next time.

[[f]ish]

was planning to earlier. But boss walk in so can't forum. next time.
so we are lucky lah hor got saved by your boss? if not sure kena hijack 9 9 eh?

[vicky boy]

wah save by the boss... :eek: :eek:

[[f]ish]

wah save by the boss... :eek: :eek:
vic, another of your increasing post count post eh? ok understood